Jesus, I had no idea the man was so short!!! He's a fucking midget! And his head is as big as half of his body. WTF?%0D %0D I used to think he was sort of hot. %0D %0D Not any more.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||07/29/2014|
And his hairstyle certainly doesn't help his head look any smaller.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/28/2011|
But it helps when he claims he is taller.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/28/2011|
Seriously, I don't think I'd notice how short his height is when he's pounding my derriere.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/28/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/28/2011|
Never notice him while watching Hawaii Five-0%0D I am too busy watching Alex Olaughlin's fine ass to notice the midget that is Scott.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/28/2011|
I'll take him if you bitches don't want him.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/28/2011|
Joe Gorga's only 5'6".
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/28/2011|
That hairdo is "unfortunate." Anyone who has ever "slicked back" his hair like that knows it takes a pound of hair gel and a can of hairspray to make it stay like that. His hair must be a brick. He must have to crack it with a brush to get the shit out of it every night. And when it is NOT all slicked back like that, since it has no other "style," probably looks like total shit. I imagine his morning "bed head" is heinous. I find his hair distracting! I am always waiting for it to pop out of place or some part of it to do a "boing" when he is running or something. Are there any "hair bumps" or is it symmetrical? That midget's HAIR takes entirely too much WORK!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/28/2011|
tiny, tiny, tiny
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/28/2011|
[quote]tiny, tiny, tiny
but not where it counts
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/28/2011|
Little guys like that are very handy. You can ride them on your cock like a human Fleshjack.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/28/2011|
Your loss. I think he's hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/28/2011|
I watched them film in Waikiki on the sand during my vacation there and he is very very small.%0D %0D During the next set-up, he just stood there, by himself while the other stars stepped away and were laughing, talking to us looky loos and getting more make-up applied.%0D %0D When the scene commenced, he was still just standing there, the others crowded around and off they went to finsih the scene.%0D %0D At cut, the others left and he still just stood there for awhile. Frozen. It was odd. Fun to watch but odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/28/2011|
He plays James Franco's friend in "Sonny".
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/28/2011|
I'd do him
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/28/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/28/2011|
Finally a well-proportioned "little person" shows up and all you can do is complain. Christ.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/28/2011|
R15 Not stuck up, but he looked lost. Maybe even a bit dim witted. Maybe he was a bit "under the weather" that day and didn't realize the scene was over.%0D %0D Or maybe he had cooties that day. But it was just strange. Not one person approached him; unlike the other actors who were gracious and talkative to us tourists.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/28/2011|
That's because he's a homo
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/28/2011|
I'll bet he's on guard all the time because he's gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/28/2011|
Do you think Scott is a top or bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/20/2011|
Bottom. Nice sized meat and shy. There was a story that he and Dawson's Crack were very, very friendly during "Varsity Blues."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/20/2011|
More gossip please!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/20/2011|
Must have been a bad day for him, Judy- he's usually very gregarious and likes to be the center of attention. He has a lot of charisma.
And believe it or not, he styles his own hair and doesn't use any gel. Just water. Sometimes hairspray for stunt scenes.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/20/2011|
Well, Scott Caan and the Beek were very touchy-feely during the filming of Varsity Blues.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/20/2011|
So is he a bender or not?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/20/2012|
He's constantly fucking every female groupie in sight. He is SO gay!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/20/2012|
I could care less if he's short - I'd rather have a hot-as-hell short guy than an ugly tall guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/20/2012|
Scott appears to be a homosexual, possibly a 'power bottom'.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/20/2012|
Don't think Papa Jimmy would be too happy knowing sonny boy is a fudge packer and a pillow biter.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/20/2012|
there was a scandal involving the father where he had to bail him out of jail after a lovers' quarrel at a gay bar. pappa wasn't pleased
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/20/2012|
I've met many short guys with really big dicks. I'd fuck him silly, wrapped up in a ball on his back and make him blow his jizz in his own face.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/20/2012|
Don't believe everything you read here.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/20/2012|
Also, don't believe everything you read in People magazine, US, the Advocate, the Enquirer, the Star, the Post... all lies!
Scott Caan is as straight as a surfboard!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/20/2012|
If you look close on the current Hawaii Five O, especially from the side, you can tell he is going bald and thats why he wears that stupid hairstyle. I dont care if he is bald, 5'5 or what, he is an arrogant little douche when you see him on talk shows. And not really that good of an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/19/2012|
He looks like that ugly little girl who was on One Life to Live.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/19/2012|
Is the Beek gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/19/2012|
It's "The Princess Anne" hairstyle!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/19/2012|
who the fuck bumps this shit from a year ago? Caan's press agent?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/19/2012|
That hairstyle has GOT to GO! It's awful.
He looks too tiny on Hawaii 5-0 esp. next to Alex McL. BTW, is Alex packing on some pounds this year...since he got out of rehab?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/19/2012|
Handsome is as handsome does
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/19/2012|
Scott is so short that his head probably comes right up to Alex O'Loughlin's, which is very convenient.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/19/2012|
Do you think Scott is a Republican like his dad?
It wouldn't surprise me because Scott seems like a real wimp when it comes to his dad. In any interview with Scott where they ask him about his dad, he always talks like a kid wanting to please his dad whether or not he agrees with him. He needs to get a backbone and do whatever he wants whether his dad approves or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/30/2012|
I want Steve and Dann-o to hook up in the worst way.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/30/2012|
The internet says Scott is 5'5". That probably means he's more like 5'2" or 5'3".
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/30/2012|
Sorry, linky stinky. I'll link to the page of all the bromance pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/30/2012|
If he is such a cretin tell us how he has gotten work?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/30/2012|
What type of guys does Scott go for? Does he like butch or femme guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/01/2013|
[quote]I wonder if he's given his ass to Alex yet.
I highly doubt it. There's no reason to believe Alex is gay.
Scott on the other hand...
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/01/2013|
In a lot of their promo pix, Scott must be standing on a box -- he's just a tiny bit shorter than his co-star.
Then there's this semi-candid...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/01/2013|
"I wonder if he's given his ass to Alex yet."
He no longer has an ass. It's flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/01/2013|
He's got tiny feet too. That co-star of his - Alex MacLaughlin (?) - has big beautiful manly feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/01/2013|
R57 Wow, I didn't realize how short Scott is. He can't be more than 5'4".
Is Scott a top or bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/01/2013|
He's 5' 4" of dynamite, I'd do him!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/02/2013|
Me too. He's short but cute. Love his hairy chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/02/2013|
IMDB says he's 5'5" How did he turn out so short? His dad's a nice tall height.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/02/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/22/2013|
If there's a remake of The Wizzard of Oz, he's perfect for a Munchkin role.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/22/2013|
I am sure Scott is obsessed with his height. Every little guy I know is. The hair style makes him 'feel' taller and believe me he adds the 2 inches of hair to his height measurement - so he really is 5'3" without it. I'll bet he wears heels as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/22/2013|
I dig short dudes. I really don't like Scott's hair, though. With that style he comes across as Trump, Jr. - I think he'd look sexy with a buzz cut. I love banging a short bottom. I just lay on my back and watch them ride my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/22/2013|
I love me a spinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/22/2013|
[quote]I am sure Scott is obsessed with his height.
You're right about that. He's probably a bit messed up and could have a lot of problems as a result of his shortness.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/23/2013|
[quote]IMDB says he's 5'5" How did he turn out so short?
Maybe he started smoking at age 10 or something. Stunted his growth. At least when you're short, it makes your dick look bigger in comparison. A lot of porn stars are short.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/23/2013|
Never met a short guy who didn't have a complex about his height. The thing is, most tall people don't even really notice you're "short." People always say how tall I am but I never think of them as being shorter than me. As long as you're proportional, you're good to go unless you're only like 4'2" and a dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/23/2013|
He's short, tiny, and that does mean he isn't hot. Only short people would deny that. You shrimps aren't hot either, you're pathetic little midgets.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/23/2013|
I like a short, stocky guy. Not TOO short (like 5'2".)
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/23/2013|
I'd hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/23/2013|
I bet you would, Alex.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/24/2013|
Has there ever been any rumours about Caan and O'Loughlin hooking up on the set? They seem to get along really well.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/24/2013|
I used to think he was sexy until he lost his ample ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/24/2013|
You height obsessors will come back as midgets. Scott is fine and I bet half of him looks better than your 6 feet plus.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/24/2013|
Michelle Borth (Catherine on H50) tweeted:
"actually i know Scott would love for the #McDanno boat to ship, add some real crazy drama to the show:)"
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/24/2013|
R79 What does that mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/24/2013|
Short, thick guys are so much sexier than tall, slender guys IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/24/2013|
R80, McDanno is the McGarrett/Danno slash pairing from Hawaii 5-0. Scotty apparently ships McDanno.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/24/2013|
R81 = A shorty
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/24/2013|
Damn straight I back McDanno. I really want to expand my acting wings by rubbing whiskers with Alex!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/24/2013|
Danny DeVito accepted his lack of height and had a full career. Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short as you can tell from his pouffy hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/26/2013|
Short guys have better bodies that photograph better and they age better.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/26/2013|
[quote]Short guys have better bodies that photograph better and they age better.
They age better? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/26/2013|
[quote]They age better? Really?
Too much sun and sea.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/01/2013|
Scotty's show just got renewed. Hopefully they'll give him more shirtless scenes.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/29/2013|
Didn't his dad throw one of his boyfriends off a balcony?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/29/2013|
[quote]Danny DeVito accepted his lack of height and had a full career. Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short as you can tell from his pouffy hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/29/2013|
[quote]Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short
I blame his evil old fuck father.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/01/2013|
He's 35 but looks 45. He's aging horribly. His partner Alex O'Loughlin is aging horribly too. I can't believe Alex was only like 30 when the show started.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/01/2013|
He has a big head and little body, like a dwarf.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/01/2013|
[quote]He's 35 but looks 45. He's aging horribly. His partner Alex O'Loughlin is aging horribly too. I can't believe Alex was only like 30 when the show started.
Pretty funny: Scotty's born on August 23rd, 1976. Alex's born on August 24th, 1976.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/01/2013|
Scott and Alex were actually born on the same day, on opposite sides of the international date line.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/01/2013|
He definitely looks old without his makeup on.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/01/2013|
Please post pics of Alex O'Loughlin topping Scott Caan. Thanks in advance!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/01/2013|
He looks horrid at R97.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/02/2013|
No matter how he looks, I have a HUGE soft spot for him. Not sure why.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/02/2013|
It's hard to take him seriously when he's standing next to O'Loughlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/02/2013|
Tiny, but hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/06/2013|
Does he do anal?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/28/2013|
I think he does Alex
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/29/2013|
Scott is hot as fuck. I'd take him any day over Alex, although Alex is packing some mouth watering stuff in his briefs ;) Oh, alright, I'll have them both. Scott's dick we've all seen before from his surfing pics. If Hawaii 5-0 was a better series I might invest in shipping them but unfortunately the show just doesn't do it for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/29/2013|
R106 Both are hot, but I'd take Alex.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/29/2013|
They usually try to film Scott Caan so that his tiny stature is not apparent.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/29/2013|
I want the bearded Scott Caan in me, quite deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/29/2013|
Will he ever come out?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/29/2013|
Scott is honest about being short. He says he's 5ft 10inches wearing 5 inch platform oxfords.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/29/2013|
I love how those shorts are riding Scott's hips in R103's pic
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/29/2013|
He looks hideous now. And his face looks like it's growing longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/20/2014|
Scotty got her girlfriend pregnant.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/09/2014|
Arrogant prick. He ruins every film and tv show he is in!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/09/2014|
Is that a pistol in Scott"s pocket, R103
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/09/2014|
I laughed so hard just now comical guys I'm 5'5 (1.65) and fuck it sucks to be short at least I can wear high heels and since I was 20 I am going gray and for that I can use dye but hey whatever i'l take him.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/09/2014|
He was on The Queen Latifah Show this past week and I couldn't get over the image of two closet cases schmoozing with each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/09/2014|
I saw that, R118. It was amusing that her other guests that day were Boy George and Sara Gilbert. A grand slam gay episode.
Just Googled for news on Scott, and there's still no stories out there about a baby on the way. He must be pissed at his dad for flapping his gums on the red carpet.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/09/2014|
R114 Wow! I can't fucking believe Scott's having a baby, especially after that whole gay bar thing back in the 90's.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/09/2014|
gay + wants out of Hawaii + needs new show = "have" a baby
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/10/2014|
He is rumored to be a huge racist. Like his dad.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/10/2014|
What is it with the cast of Hawaii Five-0 and their super-secret private lives? Alex O'Loughlin got married a couple weeks ago with barely any coverage, Grace Park had her weird "personal leave, maybe maternity leave" last year, and now Scott and his baby (maybe gayby?). Do they work overtime to keep their shit out of the press, or are they just off the entertainment news radar because they're based in Honolulu?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/10/2014|
[quote]Do they work overtime to keep their shit out of the press, or are they just off the entertainment news radar because they're based in Honolulu?
With some of the shows that are filmed or have filmed in locations outside of L.A., stuff doesn't come out too much unless someone in the cast does something illegal like Michelle Rodriguez and Cythnia Watros getting busted for DUIs in Honolulu during Lost. Or in other cases, residents of the cities where shows are filmed go the press with gossip. Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill filmed in Wilmington, NC and the locals used to dish all the time to certain entertainment sites because both shows used local college students as extras and some of those extras manage to get close to the stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/10/2014|
In case you didn't know "TMZ" stands for "Thirty Mile Zone," i.e., a thirty-mile radius of Hollywood. Anything that happens outside of that zone gets less coverage.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/10/2014|
Do guys reach a certain age and cock just isn't enough for them any more, or was he mislabeled by DL from the start?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/10/2014|
[quote]Do guys reach a certain age and cock just isn't enough for them any more, or was he mislabeled by DL from the start?
Considering the gay bar arrest, I don't think he was mislabeled.
I think it's one more example of why you should never date closeted or bisexual men, because the majority of the time they will settle down with a woman because it's an easier life.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/10/2014|
Well yes, not dating a bi guy is pretty self-evident.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/10/2014|
His dad didn't say his gf was having a baby, just that Scott was having a baby. Maybe Scoot and his partner got a surrogate.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/10/2014|
I would do Scott in a heartbeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/11/2014|
He's bringin' da hotness just like his Daddy did at his age.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/11/2014|
[quote]What is it with the cast of Hawaii Five-0 and their super-secret private lives? Alex O'Loughlin got married a couple weeks ago with barely any coverage
O'Laughlin also was just reported to miss the shooting of at least one episode because he's gotten addicted to pain killers he's been taking for shoulder pain.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/11/2014|
I guess Scott is straight after all. He put his penis inside a vagina, ejaculated into it, and created a baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/11/2014|
His old man isn't that tall either. I'd rather have a proportionate body like the Caan men and be shorter. I knew a tall guy who's head was so small he was nicknamed 'wood tick.'
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/11/2014|
Friend of the family here - he's gay, not bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||06/11/2014|
big things come in small packages. he is very good looking. no reason to argue unless you are Guinness record book tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||06/11/2014|
And even if he has a little weiner or average weiner who gives a shit!? Like any body here is going to be dating him.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/11/2014|
If he's gay then why does he have a girlfriend he is expecting to have a baby with!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||06/12/2014|
Mmm-mmm! Smell that! Put him in the rim chair!
|by Anonymous||reply 140||06/12/2014|
Not gay. Boo hoo.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||06/12/2014|
Hawaii has always been known to be a safe haven for gay closeted stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||06/12/2014|
R143 and the fiancee who is expecting
|by Anonymous||reply 145||06/12/2014|
R146 so this woman is getting pregnant to be a BEARD
There are easier ways to make money than be a surrogate.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||06/12/2014|
R143 Well, if what you say is true and he is gay, then he is DEEP in the closet and doing all he can to live a straight life now.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||06/14/2014|
There's this picture of him as a kid wearing a Madonna T-Shirt (2nd pic from the gallery).
|by Anonymous||reply 150||06/14/2014|
R150 LOL! No straight kids wore Madonna t-shirts!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||06/14/2014|
Kacy's mom has tweeted her due date as July 5.
Maybe baby Caan will be a Yankee Doodle dandy!
|by Anonymous||reply 152||06/24/2014|
I'm so happy for the heteros.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||06/24/2014|
R153 Exactly what I was thinking. Pathetic how far some people will go to look straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||06/24/2014|
Stop short shaming.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||06/24/2014|
a lesson for shot guys, how not to dress in an ensemble like this
|by Anonymous||reply 156||06/24/2014|
Aren't most gays really just bi guys deep down?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||06/24/2014|
This short guy knows how to dress. Scott should take a page.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||06/24/2014|
I read that a few years ago, he was secretly married in Massachusetts and that his father refused to attend the wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||06/24/2014|
His beard is "Kacy Byxbee," which is just one of those names you're surprised isn't preceded by "Supreme Court Justice."
|by Anonymous||reply 160||06/24/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 161||06/27/2014|
He is hot as all hell
|by Anonymous||reply 164||06/27/2014|
[quote]He is hot as all hell
You're standards are VERY low.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||06/27/2014|
[quote]It's a girl! (Not the baby -- Scott's partner.)
Actually, the baby turned out to be a girl too:
|by Anonymous||reply 166||07/28/2014|
R166, she's a beard paid for by his embarressed homophobic father James.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||07/28/2014|
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
|by Anonymous||reply 168||07/28/2014|
Sad that a man pushing 40 is still worried about what daddy thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||07/28/2014|
I'd say he's more concerned about what network execs think. After a succesful run on Hawaii 5-0, I'm sure Scott is hoping to get on another TV show.
What's sad is delusional fangurls like r162 and r163 stumbling into a gay site to lecture about Scott's heterosexuality.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||07/28/2014|
It might have been mentioned up-thread, but didn't Scott have a gay surfer's club sticker on his car?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||07/28/2014|
wow. gotta get that ass
|by Anonymous||reply 172||07/28/2014|
I know Scott. He's very nice guy who give a lot to charities. He's not as short as you think, I'd say more average height. Also, although very supportive of gays, he is not gay himself, sorry. And I might add, he is well hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||07/28/2014|
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
|by Anonymous||reply 174||07/29/2014|
If you knew Scott you'd know he is bisexual and not very nice
|by Anonymous||reply 175||07/29/2014|
There was a picture of that sticker on Tumblr, R171.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||07/29/2014|
I've heard that from someone else who knew him peripherally.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||07/29/2014|