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Scott Caan

Jesus, I had no idea the man was so short!!! He's a fucking midget! And his head is as big as half of his body. WTF?%0D %0D I used to think he was sort of hot. %0D %0D Not any more.

by Anonymousreply 17707/29/2014

And his hairstyle certainly doesn't help his head look any smaller.

by Anonymousreply 107/28/2011

R1

But it helps when he claims he is taller.

by Anonymousreply 207/28/2011

Seriously, I don't think I'd notice how short his height is when he's pounding my derriere.

by Anonymousreply 407/28/2011

R5 LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 607/28/2011

Never notice him while watching Hawaii Five-0%0D I am too busy watching Alex Olaughlin's fine ass to notice the midget that is Scott.

by Anonymousreply 707/28/2011

I'll take him if you bitches don't want him.

by Anonymousreply 807/28/2011

Joe Gorga's only 5'6".

by Anonymousreply 907/28/2011

That hairdo is "unfortunate." Anyone who has ever "slicked back" his hair like that knows it takes a pound of hair gel and a can of hairspray to make it stay like that. His hair must be a brick. He must have to crack it with a brush to get the shit out of it every night. And when it is NOT all slicked back like that, since it has no other "style," probably looks like total shit. I imagine his morning "bed head" is heinous. I find his hair distracting! I am always waiting for it to pop out of place or some part of it to do a "boing" when he is running or something. Are there any "hair bumps" or is it symmetrical? That midget's HAIR takes entirely too much WORK!

by Anonymousreply 1007/28/2011

tiny, tiny, tiny

by Anonymousreply 1107/28/2011

[quote]tiny, tiny, tiny

but not where it counts

by Anonymousreply 1207/28/2011

Little guys like that are very handy. You can ride them on your cock like a human Fleshjack.

by Anonymousreply 1307/28/2011

Your loss. I think he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 1407/28/2011

I watched them film in Waikiki on the sand during my vacation there and he is very very small.%0D %0D During the next set-up, he just stood there, by himself while the other stars stepped away and were laughing, talking to us looky loos and getting more make-up applied.%0D %0D When the scene commenced, he was still just standing there, the others crowded around and off they went to finsih the scene.%0D %0D At cut, the others left and he still just stood there for awhile. Frozen. It was odd. Fun to watch but odd.

by Anonymousreply 1507/28/2011

He plays James Franco's friend in "Sonny".

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2011

I'd do him

by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2011

Scott's butt:

by Anonymousreply 1907/28/2011

Finally a well-proportioned "little person" shows up and all you can do is complain. Christ.

by Anonymousreply 2007/28/2011

R15 Not stuck up, but he looked lost. Maybe even a bit dim witted. Maybe he was a bit "under the weather" that day and didn't realize the scene was over.%0D %0D Or maybe he had cooties that day. But it was just strange. Not one person approached him; unlike the other actors who were gracious and talkative to us tourists.

by Anonymousreply 2107/28/2011

That's because he's a homo

by Anonymousreply 2207/28/2011

I'll bet he's on guard all the time because he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 2307/28/2011

Do you think Scott is a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 2408/20/2011

Bottom. Nice sized meat and shy. There was a story that he and Dawson's Crack were very, very friendly during "Varsity Blues."

by Anonymousreply 2508/20/2011

More gossip please!

by Anonymousreply 2608/20/2011

Must have been a bad day for him, Judy- he's usually very gregarious and likes to be the center of attention. He has a lot of charisma.

And believe it or not, he styles his own hair and doesn't use any gel. Just water. Sometimes hairspray for stunt scenes.

by Anonymousreply 2708/20/2011

Well, Scott Caan and the Beek were very touchy-feely during the filming of Varsity Blues.

by Anonymousreply 2808/20/2011

So is he a bender or not?

by Anonymousreply 3011/20/2012

He's constantly fucking every female groupie in sight. He is SO gay!

by Anonymousreply 3111/20/2012

I could care less if he's short - I'd rather have a hot-as-hell short guy than an ugly tall guy.

by Anonymousreply 3211/20/2012

Scott appears to be a homosexual, possibly a 'power bottom'.

Discuss.

by Anonymousreply 3311/20/2012

Don't think Papa Jimmy would be too happy knowing sonny boy is a fudge packer and a pillow biter.

by Anonymousreply 3411/20/2012

there was a scandal involving the father where he had to bail him out of jail after a lovers' quarrel at a gay bar. pappa wasn't pleased

by Anonymousreply 3511/20/2012

I've met many short guys with really big dicks. I'd fuck him silly, wrapped up in a ball on his back and make him blow his jizz in his own face.

by Anonymousreply 3611/20/2012

Don't believe everything you read here.

by Anonymousreply 3711/20/2012

Also, don't believe everything you read in People magazine, US, the Advocate, the Enquirer, the Star, the Post... all lies!

Scott Caan is as straight as a surfboard!

by Anonymousreply 3811/20/2012

If you look close on the current Hawaii Five O, especially from the side, you can tell he is going bald and thats why he wears that stupid hairstyle. I dont care if he is bald, 5'5 or what, he is an arrogant little douche when you see him on talk shows. And not really that good of an actor.

by Anonymousreply 3912/19/2012

He looks like that ugly little girl who was on One Life to Live.

by Anonymousreply 4012/19/2012

Is the Beek gay?

by Anonymousreply 4112/19/2012

It's "The Princess Anne" hairstyle!

by Anonymousreply 4212/19/2012

who the fuck bumps this shit from a year ago? Caan's press agent?

by Anonymousreply 4312/19/2012

That hairstyle has GOT to GO! It's awful.

He looks too tiny on Hawaii 5-0 esp. next to Alex McL. BTW, is Alex packing on some pounds this year...since he got out of rehab?

by Anonymousreply 4512/19/2012

Handsome is as handsome does

by Anonymousreply 4612/19/2012

Scott is so short that his head probably comes right up to Alex O'Loughlin's, which is very convenient.

by Anonymousreply 4712/19/2012

Do you think Scott is a Republican like his dad?

It wouldn't surprise me because Scott seems like a real wimp when it comes to his dad. In any interview with Scott where they ask him about his dad, he always talks like a kid wanting to please his dad whether or not he agrees with him. He needs to get a backbone and do whatever he wants whether his dad approves or not.

by Anonymousreply 4812/30/2012

He's b-a-U-tiful.

by Anonymousreply 4912/30/2012

I want Steve and Dann-o to hook up in the worst way.

by Anonymousreply 5012/30/2012

The internet says Scott is 5'5". That probably means he's more like 5'2" or 5'3".

by Anonymousreply 5112/30/2012

Sorry, linky stinky. I'll link to the page of all the bromance pics.

by Anonymousreply 5212/30/2012

If he is such a cretin tell us how he has gotten work?

by Anonymousreply 5312/30/2012

What type of guys does Scott go for? Does he like butch or femme guys?

by Anonymousreply 5401/01/2013

[quote]I wonder if he's given his ass to Alex yet.

I highly doubt it. There's no reason to believe Alex is gay.

Scott on the other hand...

by Anonymousreply 5601/01/2013

In a lot of their promo pix, Scott must be standing on a box -- he's just a tiny bit shorter than his co-star.

Then there's this semi-candid...

by Anonymousreply 5701/01/2013

"I wonder if he's given his ass to Alex yet."

He no longer has an ass. It's flat.

by Anonymousreply 5801/01/2013

He's got tiny feet too. That co-star of his - Alex MacLaughlin (?) - has big beautiful manly feet.

by Anonymousreply 5901/01/2013

R57 Wow, I didn't realize how short Scott is. He can't be more than 5'4".

Is Scott a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 6001/01/2013

He's 5' 4" of dynamite, I'd do him!

by Anonymousreply 6101/02/2013

Me too. He's short but cute. Love his hairy chest.

by Anonymousreply 6201/02/2013

IMDB says he's 5'5" How did he turn out so short? His dad's a nice tall height.

by Anonymousreply 6301/02/2013

Caan bump.

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2013

If there's a remake of The Wizzard of Oz, he's perfect for a Munchkin role.

by Anonymousreply 6502/22/2013

I am sure Scott is obsessed with his height. Every little guy I know is. The hair style makes him 'feel' taller and believe me he adds the 2 inches of hair to his height measurement - so he really is 5'3" without it. I'll bet he wears heels as well.

by Anonymousreply 6602/22/2013

I dig short dudes. I really don't like Scott's hair, though. With that style he comes across as Trump, Jr. - I think he'd look sexy with a buzz cut. I love banging a short bottom. I just lay on my back and watch them ride my cock.

by Anonymousreply 6702/22/2013

I love me a spinner.

by Anonymousreply 6802/22/2013

[quote]I am sure Scott is obsessed with his height.

You're right about that. He's probably a bit messed up and could have a lot of problems as a result of his shortness.

by Anonymousreply 6902/23/2013

[quote]IMDB says he's 5'5" How did he turn out so short?

Maybe he started smoking at age 10 or something. Stunted his growth. At least when you're short, it makes your dick look bigger in comparison. A lot of porn stars are short.

by Anonymousreply 7002/23/2013

Never met a short guy who didn't have a complex about his height. The thing is, most tall people don't even really notice you're "short." People always say how tall I am but I never think of them as being shorter than me. As long as you're proportional, you're good to go unless you're only like 4'2" and a dude.

by Anonymousreply 7102/23/2013

He's short, tiny, and that does mean he isn't hot. Only short people would deny that. You shrimps aren't hot either, you're pathetic little midgets.

by Anonymousreply 7202/23/2013

I like a short, stocky guy. Not TOO short (like 5'2".)

by Anonymousreply 7302/23/2013

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 7402/23/2013

I bet you would, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 7502/24/2013

Has there ever been any rumours about Caan and O'Loughlin hooking up on the set? They seem to get along really well.

by Anonymousreply 7602/24/2013

I used to think he was sexy until he lost his ample ass.

by Anonymousreply 7702/24/2013

You height obsessors will come back as midgets. Scott is fine and I bet half of him looks better than your 6 feet plus.

by Anonymousreply 7802/24/2013

Michelle Borth (Catherine on H50) tweeted:

"actually i know Scott would love for the #McDanno boat to ship, add some real crazy drama to the show:)"

by Anonymousreply 7902/24/2013

R79 What does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 8002/24/2013

Short, thick guys are so much sexier than tall, slender guys IMO.

by Anonymousreply 8102/24/2013

R80, McDanno is the McGarrett/Danno slash pairing from Hawaii 5-0. Scotty apparently ships McDanno.

by Anonymousreply 8202/24/2013

R81 = A shorty

by Anonymousreply 8302/24/2013

Damn straight I back McDanno. I really want to expand my acting wings by rubbing whiskers with Alex!

by Anonymousreply 8402/24/2013

Danny DeVito accepted his lack of height and had a full career. Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short as you can tell from his pouffy hair.

by Anonymousreply 8502/26/2013

Short guys have better bodies that photograph better and they age better.

by Anonymousreply 8602/26/2013

[quote]Short guys have better bodies that photograph better and they age better.

They age better? Really?

by Anonymousreply 8702/26/2013

[quote]They age better? Really?

Too much sun and sea.

by Anonymousreply 8803/01/2013

Scotty's show just got renewed. Hopefully they'll give him more shirtless scenes.

by Anonymousreply 8903/29/2013

Didn't his dad throw one of his boyfriends off a balcony?

by Anonymousreply 9003/29/2013

[quote]Danny DeVito accepted his lack of height and had a full career. Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short as you can tell from his pouffy hair.

That's right.

by Anonymousreply 9103/29/2013

[quote]Scott Caan has a difficult time with being short

I blame his evil old fuck father.

by Anonymousreply 9204/01/2013

He's 35 but looks 45. He's aging horribly. His partner Alex O'Loughlin is aging horribly too. I can't believe Alex was only like 30 when the show started.

by Anonymousreply 9304/01/2013

He has a big head and little body, like a dwarf.

by Anonymousreply 9404/01/2013

[quote]He's 35 but looks 45. He's aging horribly. His partner Alex O'Loughlin is aging horribly too. I can't believe Alex was only like 30 when the show started.

Pretty funny: Scotty's born on August 23rd, 1976. Alex's born on August 24th, 1976.

by Anonymousreply 9504/01/2013

Scott and Alex were actually born on the same day, on opposite sides of the international date line.

by Anonymousreply 9604/01/2013

He definitely looks old without his makeup on.

by Anonymousreply 9704/01/2013

Please post pics of Alex O'Loughlin topping Scott Caan. Thanks in advance!

by Anonymousreply 9804/01/2013

He looks horrid at R97.

by Anonymousreply 9904/02/2013

No matter how he looks, I have a HUGE soft spot for him. Not sure why.

by Anonymousreply 10004/02/2013

It's hard to take him seriously when he's standing next to O'Loughlin.

by Anonymousreply 10204/02/2013

Tiny, but hot.

by Anonymousreply 10304/06/2013

Does he do anal?

by Anonymousreply 10412/28/2013

I think he does Alex

by Anonymousreply 10512/29/2013

Scott is hot as fuck. I'd take him any day over Alex, although Alex is packing some mouth watering stuff in his briefs ;) Oh, alright, I'll have them both. Scott's dick we've all seen before from his surfing pics. If Hawaii 5-0 was a better series I might invest in shipping them but unfortunately the show just doesn't do it for me.

by Anonymousreply 10612/29/2013

R106 Both are hot, but I'd take Alex.

by Anonymousreply 10712/29/2013

They usually try to film Scott Caan so that his tiny stature is not apparent.

by Anonymousreply 10812/29/2013

I want the bearded Scott Caan in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 10912/29/2013

Will he ever come out?

by Anonymousreply 11012/29/2013

Scott is honest about being short. He says he's 5ft 10inches wearing 5 inch platform oxfords.

by Anonymousreply 11112/29/2013

I love how those shorts are riding Scott's hips in R103's pic

by Anonymousreply 11212/29/2013

He looks hideous now. And his face looks like it's growing longer.

by Anonymousreply 11304/20/2014

Scotty got her girlfriend pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 11405/09/2014

Arrogant prick. He ruins every film and tv show he is in!

by Anonymousreply 11505/09/2014

Is that a pistol in Scott"s pocket, R103

by Anonymousreply 11605/09/2014

I laughed so hard just now comical guys I'm 5'5 (1.65) and fuck it sucks to be short at least I can wear high heels and since I was 20 I am going gray and for that I can use dye but hey whatever i'l take him.

by Anonymousreply 11705/09/2014

He was on The Queen Latifah Show this past week and I couldn't get over the image of two closet cases schmoozing with each other.

by Anonymousreply 11805/09/2014

I saw that, R118. It was amusing that her other guests that day were Boy George and Sara Gilbert. A grand slam gay episode.

Just Googled for news on Scott, and there's still no stories out there about a baby on the way. He must be pissed at his dad for flapping his gums on the red carpet.

by Anonymousreply 11905/09/2014

R114 Wow! I can't fucking believe Scott's having a baby, especially after that whole gay bar thing back in the 90's.

Wow...

by Anonymousreply 12005/09/2014

gay + wants out of Hawaii + needs new show = "have" a baby

by Anonymousreply 12105/10/2014

He is rumored to be a huge racist. Like his dad.

by Anonymousreply 12205/10/2014

What is it with the cast of Hawaii Five-0 and their super-secret private lives? Alex O'Loughlin got married a couple weeks ago with barely any coverage, Grace Park had her weird "personal leave, maybe maternity leave" last year, and now Scott and his baby (maybe gayby?). Do they work overtime to keep their shit out of the press, or are they just off the entertainment news radar because they're based in Honolulu?

by Anonymousreply 12405/10/2014

[quote]Do they work overtime to keep their shit out of the press, or are they just off the entertainment news radar because they're based in Honolulu?

With some of the shows that are filmed or have filmed in locations outside of L.A., stuff doesn't come out too much unless someone in the cast does something illegal like Michelle Rodriguez and Cythnia Watros getting busted for DUIs in Honolulu during Lost. Or in other cases, residents of the cities where shows are filmed go the press with gossip. Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill filmed in Wilmington, NC and the locals used to dish all the time to certain entertainment sites because both shows used local college students as extras and some of those extras manage to get close to the stars.

by Anonymousreply 12505/10/2014

In case you didn't know "TMZ" stands for "Thirty Mile Zone," i.e., a thirty-mile radius of Hollywood. Anything that happens outside of that zone gets less coverage.

by Anonymousreply 12605/10/2014

Do guys reach a certain age and cock just isn't enough for them any more, or was he mislabeled by DL from the start?

by Anonymousreply 12705/10/2014

[quote]Do guys reach a certain age and cock just isn't enough for them any more, or was he mislabeled by DL from the start?

Considering the gay bar arrest, I don't think he was mislabeled.

I think it's one more example of why you should never date closeted or bisexual men, because the majority of the time they will settle down with a woman because it's an easier life.

by Anonymousreply 12805/10/2014

Well yes, not dating a bi guy is pretty self-evident.

by Anonymousreply 12905/10/2014

His dad didn't say his gf was having a baby, just that Scott was having a baby. Maybe Scoot and his partner got a surrogate.

by Anonymousreply 13005/10/2014

I would do Scott in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 13105/11/2014

He's bringin' da hotness just like his Daddy did at his age.

by Anonymousreply 13205/11/2014

[quote]What is it with the cast of Hawaii Five-0 and their super-secret private lives? Alex O'Loughlin got married a couple weeks ago with barely any coverage

O'Laughlin also was just reported to miss the shooting of at least one episode because he's gotten addicted to pain killers he's been taking for shoulder pain.

by Anonymousreply 13305/11/2014

I guess Scott is straight after all. He put his penis inside a vagina, ejaculated into it, and created a baby.

by Anonymousreply 13406/11/2014

His old man isn't that tall either. I'd rather have a proportionate body like the Caan men and be shorter. I knew a tall guy who's head was so small he was nicknamed 'wood tick.'

by Anonymousreply 13506/11/2014

Friend of the family here - he's gay, not bi.

by Anonymousreply 13606/11/2014

big things come in small packages. he is very good looking. no reason to argue unless you are Guinness record book tall.

by Anonymousreply 13706/11/2014

And even if he has a little weiner or average weiner who gives a shit!? Like any body here is going to be dating him.

by Anonymousreply 13806/11/2014

If he's gay then why does he have a girlfriend he is expecting to have a baby with!

by Anonymousreply 13906/12/2014

Mmm-mmm! Smell that! Put him in the rim chair!

by Anonymousreply 14006/12/2014

Not gay. Boo hoo.

by Anonymousreply 14206/12/2014

Hawaii has always been known to be a safe haven for gay closeted stars.

by Anonymousreply 14406/12/2014

R143 and the fiancee who is expecting

explain that

by Anonymousreply 14506/12/2014

R146 so this woman is getting pregnant to be a BEARD

There are easier ways to make money than be a surrogate.

Nice try.

by Anonymousreply 14706/12/2014

R143 Well, if what you say is true and he is gay, then he is DEEP in the closet and doing all he can to live a straight life now.

by Anonymousreply 14906/14/2014

There's this picture of him as a kid wearing a Madonna T-Shirt (2nd pic from the gallery).

by Anonymousreply 15006/14/2014

R150 LOL! No straight kids wore Madonna t-shirts!

by Anonymousreply 15106/14/2014

Kacy's mom has tweeted her due date as July 5.

Maybe baby Caan will be a Yankee Doodle dandy!

by Anonymousreply 15206/24/2014

I'm so happy for the heteros.

by Anonymousreply 15306/24/2014

R153 Exactly what I was thinking. Pathetic how far some people will go to look straight.

by Anonymousreply 15406/24/2014

Stop short shaming.

by Anonymousreply 15506/24/2014

a lesson for shot guys, how not to dress in an ensemble like this

by Anonymousreply 15606/24/2014

Aren't most gays really just bi guys deep down?

by Anonymousreply 15706/24/2014

This short guy knows how to dress. Scott should take a page.

by Anonymousreply 15806/24/2014

I read that a few years ago, he was secretly married in Massachusetts and that his father refused to attend the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 15906/24/2014

His beard is "Kacy Byxbee," which is just one of those names you're surprised isn't preceded by "Supreme Court Justice."

by Anonymousreply 16006/24/2014

bump

by Anonymousreply 16106/27/2014

He is hot as all hell

by Anonymousreply 16406/27/2014

[quote]He is hot as all hell

You're standards are VERY low.

by Anonymousreply 16506/27/2014

[quote]It's a girl! (Not the baby -- Scott's partner.)

Actually, the baby turned out to be a girl too:

by Anonymousreply 16607/28/2014

R166, she's a beard paid for by his embarressed homophobic father James.

by Anonymousreply 16707/28/2014

[all posts by childish idiot removed]

by Anonymousreply 16807/28/2014

Sad that a man pushing 40 is still worried about what daddy thinks.

by Anonymousreply 16907/28/2014

I'd say he's more concerned about what network execs think. After a succesful run on Hawaii 5-0, I'm sure Scott is hoping to get on another TV show.

What's sad is delusional fangurls like r162 and r163 stumbling into a gay site to lecture about Scott's heterosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 17007/28/2014

It might have been mentioned up-thread, but didn't Scott have a gay surfer's club sticker on his car?

by Anonymousreply 17107/28/2014

wow. gotta get that ass

by Anonymousreply 17207/28/2014

I know Scott. He's very nice guy who give a lot to charities. He's not as short as you think, I'd say more average height. Also, although very supportive of gays, he is not gay himself, sorry. And I might add, he is well hung.

by Anonymousreply 17307/28/2014

[all posts by childish idiot removed]

by Anonymousreply 17407/29/2014

If you knew Scott you'd know he is bisexual and not very nice

by Anonymousreply 17507/29/2014

There was a picture of that sticker on Tumblr, R171.

by Anonymousreply 17607/29/2014

[quote]R175

I've heard that from someone else who knew him peripherally.

by Anonymousreply 17707/29/2014
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