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Miss Jesse Metcalfe flaunts her heterosexuality

Why do they always choose obvious-looking blondes?

by Anonymousreply 7806/19/2013

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by Anonymousreply 105/25/2013

His boobies look are weird.

by Anonymousreply 205/25/2013

He needs some cleavage.

by Anonymousreply 305/25/2013

They look like implants

by Anonymousreply 405/25/2013

He's still hot, but he's not exactly aging well. I wonder how much money he saved from his one year on DH and that awful movie he was in.

by Anonymousreply 505/25/2013

Way too wide-busted, just like Zac Efron.

by Anonymousreply 605/25/2013

Is it me, or have his moobs got even bigger?

by Anonymousreply 705/25/2013

Has he always looked old?

by Anonymousreply 805/25/2013

[quote]Has he always looked old?

I suppose he was young once, but if you google his pics, none of them look it.

by Anonymousreply 905/25/2013

You can milk those man boobs.

by Anonymousreply 1005/26/2013

Yuk. They are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1105/26/2013

I bet he's breast-feeding his girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 1205/26/2013

That is so embarrassing that he and that bimbo are rolling around on the grass making out in front of a crowd of people. Talk about desperate to convince people he is straight! Is it just me, or does this girl look like she is not into him ,and she is looking around like she hired to do this? She doesn't seem convincing to me. By those pictures she has a look like, ok, lets get this over with.

by Anonymousreply 1305/26/2013

Totally fake relationship for publicity.

by Anonymousreply 1405/26/2013

I admit I watch Dallas and have to say Jesse is quite good. He's doing the same self righteous bit Patrick Duffy did and it works well for the show.

I also think Jesse is aging quite well - TNT budgets only allow for so much good lighting!

by Anonymousreply 1505/26/2013

Y'all realize this entry is from two years go, right? Why those moobs must be TWICE as big now!

by Anonymousreply 1605/26/2013

I find Jesse nice in Dallas, but I prefer Josh H and find him more attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1705/26/2013

The first day I met Jesse, I told him how important it is not to let that purse fall out of his mouth. I told him not to make the same mistakes Dack Rambo made.

by Anonymousreply 1805/26/2013

He needs breast reduction surgery. The moobs are out of control!

by Anonymousreply 1905/26/2013

No way, r19!!!

by Anonymousreply 2005/26/2013

those are moob implants, right?

by Anonymousreply 2105/26/2013

Which other famous guys have pecs that look like boobs?

by Anonymousreply 2205/26/2013

i bet blondie's feet STINK in those boots

by Anonymousreply 2305/26/2013

Wow, that is such a blatant while PR stunt that it's almost embarrassing. You can literally hear the brainstorming in the PR's office looking at those pics - we now refer to it as "Troy McCluring".

"We'll send you out in the middle of everywhere USA with some blonde chick and you plunck down in the middle of anywhere and start making out with her. Then flash your manboobs and get the girls squealing."

by Anonymousreply 2405/26/2013

Two years ago, the OP was probably disappointed when his thread got no replies. I wonder if he's still around to discover that his thread is moving.

by Anonymousreply 2505/26/2013

Remember what happened with Jeremy Renner, girls.

by Anonymousreply 2605/26/2013

[quote]Remember what happened with Jeremy Renner, girls.

Though I don't know what happened to Jeremy Renner, R26, are guy allowed to know or is that info just confined to ladies like yourself?

by Anonymousreply 2705/26/2013

That's lipo with no diet and zero training. Perhaps the bindings have just come off.

Oh, but for the "After" photo, we have total Heterosexualist Jesse at the beach this April:

by Anonymousreply 2805/26/2013

I seriously wanna lick that fuzzy chest and nips. Would love to have Jessie deeply inside me. So fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 2905/26/2013

Are there real rumors about Jesse Metcalfe's sexuality?

I have no doubt he let Marc Cherry do whatever he wanted to him for the job but I assumed he was actually straight.

by Anonymousreply 3005/26/2013

he needs a bra

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by Anonymousreply 3205/26/2013

Very handsome guy

I am not sure if he has pec implants, looks barrel chested

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by Anonymousreply 3405/26/2013

You can smell the stench of Axe and desperation all the way from the east coast.

by Anonymousreply 3505/26/2013

He was a regular on Passions for several years. It took his whole first year's salary to buy the pec implants. There once was a website that had before and after photos on the pecs of Metcalfe and Austin Peck.

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by Anonymousreply 3705/26/2013

Your link took me to a horrifying image of Tilda Swinton!

Please never do that again, op.

by Anonymousreply 3905/27/2013

he's is extremely handsome, as long as he doesnt get bloated he will be hot for decades to come.

by Anonymousreply 4005/27/2013

On his message board on IMBD, there are many people who claim that he is gay,and some who knows someone who knows he is gay. For people on his message board on IMBD to claim he is gay is major because the norm on the message boards on IMBD is to insist the person is straight. So this guy must be a major closet case.

by Anonymousreply 4105/27/2013

Miss Jesse Metcalfe???

Why the "Miss" OP?

by Anonymousreply 4205/29/2013

It was funny that after years of drawing cum dripping out of Jesse's mouth, the disgusting Perez Hilton started saying Metcalfe is straight.

by Anonymousreply 4305/29/2013

I've seen him twice here in Dallas at the Magnolia Theater and both times he was with the same chick. I do believe he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 4405/29/2013

Of course he's straight; most actors are. Most hot guys are, for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 4505/29/2013

I don't know if this means anything, or if he's changed in the years since, but he did hook up with a female friend of mine around the time of Passions when he was still a bit of a nobody.

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by Anonymousreply 5106/14/2013

ITA w/ R19, the moobs are freaky, I can't get past them.

by Anonymousreply 5206/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5306/14/2013

That thing that Ms Jesse is with looks like a twink with a wig!Straight men don't like toothpicks they like girls with boobies and curves. God Jesse choose a girl that looks like a she not a he.

Someone one mentioned the girls's "feets" smelling. She honestly looks like she has a rancid cunt.Ms Jesse must be all man to stand a fishy smell like that.....

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by Anonymousreply 5506/14/2013

A just question, R55.

by Anonymousreply 5606/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5706/15/2013

R57 LMAO at the guy behind him with a bag that says "Cake Boy" on it!

by Anonymousreply 5806/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5906/15/2013

If only he didn't have that tattoo. I generally don't mind tattoos, but a whole shoulder/bicep looks awful IMO.

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by Anonymousreply 6206/15/2013

That's a shame, r62. Fortunately, there are ways to fix that.

by Anonymousreply 6306/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6406/15/2013

God has nothing to do with it (assuming he/she/it exists at all). It's just sculpting for greater beauty and enhanced pleasure.

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by Anonymousreply 6606/15/2013

[quote]Jesse Metcalfe is uncut.

There's no proof or supporting evidence.

by Anonymousreply 6706/15/2013

It would be cool if they wore matching sports bras.

by Anonymousreply 6806/15/2013

It's a misnomer to call that a "gallery" of intact men, as their intactness is nowhere on display. More important: I've seen a pic of Marsden in the shower, and he didn't appear to have a head-hider.

by Anonymousreply 6906/15/2013

Jesse is in his 30's now and still unmarried and without children, yes?

by Anonymousreply 7006/15/2013

That's a fake, R69. Marsden has never gone full-frontal.

by Anonymousreply 7106/15/2013

Is there some gay commandment that insists that no male celebrity has ever posed nude [italic]for real[/italic].

IOW, Fucktard R71, how the fuck do you know? Are you Mrs. Marsden?

by Anonymousreply 7206/15/2013

R72, dear, it's a photo in which the head has clearly been photoshopped onto a naked man's body. Do your homework before commenting on this further.

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by Anonymousreply 7506/16/2013

He's engaged to quite an ugly short chick - Cara Santana.

Pix at link.

by Anonymousreply 7606/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7706/19/2013

She is hot!

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