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Happy Birthday Simon Rex!!!!

Born July 20, 1974.%0D %0D Isn't it time for him to do another j.o. video before he slides into 40?

by Anonymousreply 3008/25/2013

Simon Rex on his knees

by Anonymousreply 107/20/2011

He had a nice bush in his sex videos.

by Anonymousreply 207/20/2011

How's he look now?

by Anonymousreply 307/20/2011

He was in the horror movie "The Forsaken" as a vampire with Brendan Fehr and Jonhnathan Scheach.

by Anonymousreply 407/20/2011

He wasn't a vampire. He was their human helper.

by Anonymousreply 507/20/2011

I thought he was going to be a big star after his appearances on "Felicity."%0D %0D Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 607/20/2011

Today is Josh Holloway's birthday, as well. They should celebrate together. Then stream it on the web.

by Anonymousreply 707/20/2011

Simon Rex is such a beautiful man. I can't believe he didn't make it big in Hollywood. Why won't casting directors hire him??%0D %0D He's funny, he's good looking, and he's smart. He was great in Scary Movie 3 (or 4?).%0D %0D Plus, he has a beautiful big dick!

by Anonymousreply 807/20/2011

R8, because we still live in a society which judges people for making porn. If a guy does hardcore porn, mainstream Hollywood will never hire him.

That's why he is forced to do D-list projects.

by Anonymousreply 907/20/2011

Calm down reply 8, it wasn't that big.

by Anonymousreply 1007/20/2011

In gossip rags, he was always linked to female starlets. What a waste of hard cock that would be.

by Anonymousreply 1107/20/2011

Didn't he supposedly have sex with Paris Hilton?

by Anonymousreply 1207/20/2011

I feel so old. I remember jerking off to his videos when I was like 17 or 18. And now, he's pushing 40.

Hmmm... I wonder if I still have his videos in my old PC.

by Anonymousreply 1307/20/2011

Apparently he did the videos in 1993 when he was 19.

by Anonymousreply 1407/20/2011

He was so pretty!

by Anonymousreply 1507/20/2011

"That's why he is forced to do D-list projects."

Yes: it has absolutely nothing to do with his talent.

by Anonymousreply 1607/20/2011

nice Jewish boy

by Anonymousreply 1707/20/2011

Simon still looks beautiful. I would suck him off in a heart beat!

by Anonymousreply 1807/20/2011

Mmm. Teen peen.

by Anonymousreply 1907/20/2011

Thank you sooooo much, R15!%0D %0D Simon Rex is one of those guys who has just the perfect amount of body hair, that no "manscaping" or other bullshit is necessary.%0D %0D He is PERFECT, as is.

by Anonymousreply 2007/20/2011

Rex is 37, but he's still hot as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 2107/21/2011

I wonder if he still has a big dick.

Sent from my iPhone

by Anonymousreply 2207/21/2011

[quote]because we still live in a society which judges people for making porn. If a guy does hardcore porn, mainstream Hollywood will never hire him.

He never did hardcore porn, he did a jerkoff video. He also did get mainstream gigs for awhile but his lack of talent, not his brief porn career 86'ed most of those gigs.

by Anonymousreply 2307/21/2011

He did several jerkoff videos - some outdoors and some indoors.

by Anonymousreply 2407/21/2011

R23, jerking off and ejaculating on camera is considered hardcore porn.

by Anonymousreply 2507/21/2011

Why was he hanging out with Charlie Sheen on-camera during Sheen's meltdowns?

by Anonymousreply 2607/21/2011

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2708/24/2013

He needs to get back in the porn business.

by Anonymousreply 2808/25/2013

[quote] Plus, he has a beautiful big dick!

Honey, you must have accidently hit the STRETCH button the remote again.

by Anonymousreply 2908/25/2013

I love the fact that Felicity lost her virginity to him!

by Anonymousreply 3008/25/2013
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