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Do you like Straight Guys?


by Anonymousreply 10907/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 207/10/2011

Only if they like me.

by Anonymousreply 307/10/2011

Depends on the guy.

by Anonymousreply 407/10/2011

What a peculiar question!

If they're nice to me, I'm nice to them. I'm not gonna hold their "straightness" against them.

by Anonymousreply 507/10/2011 we go again.

by Anonymousreply 607/10/2011

Only if they are nice to me in study hall. One even signed my annual.

by Anonymousreply 807/10/2011

As friends, confidants, AND objects of desire. I wish the guys who are actually attracted to guys could have better personalities.

by Anonymousreply 907/10/2011

Always. They're the only ones who do it for me anymore.

by Anonymousreply 1007/10/2011

Strangely enough, I have more straight guy friends than gay ones. I find them more mature, more easier to talk to, and you can trust a (sincere) straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 1107/10/2011

Generally, yes. But I'm lucky to mainly be acquainted with cool ones

by Anonymousreply 1207/10/2011

Only if they're in Speedos.

by Anonymousreply 1307/10/2011

I can tell ya that there are plenty of gay fellas over the years who have loved to suck my dick. They thought of me as a man that they could never be, and they were right.

by Anonymousreply 1407/10/2011

I find I enjoy being around straight guys more than gay ones, mainly 'cause there's a lot less drama (unless their girlfriends/wives are involved). But for the most part and in my experience, Straight guys tend to be laid back and just go with the flow.

by Anonymousreply 1507/10/2011

They are all rapists.

by Anonymousreply 1607/10/2011

No, they throw things at you and not only expect you to catch, but then throw them back.

They inevitably discuss sports and tits.

by Anonymousreply 1707/10/2011

[quote]They inevitably discuss sports and tits.

True, but sometimes I'll let ya suck my dick while I'm doing it. At least if I'm on the phone with one of my buds.

by Anonymousreply 1807/10/2011

Yes, straight guys are mostly boring. And its not worth wading through the legions of assholes to find the few sincere straight men.

by Anonymousreply 1907/10/2011

Sometimes it's hard being friends with the attractive ones. For example, the straight guy I've been kicking it with all weekend is again passed out on my lovesac (I meant the chair, you dirty bird) and I can see his hard on through his jersey shorts. I'm SERIOUSLY having trouble not waking him up with my mouth on it. UGH! Maybe if he was drunk..

by Anonymousreply 2007/10/2011

R20 = future molester

by Anonymousreply 2107/11/2011

Straight guys are the only kind I date.

Sent from my iPhone

by Anonymousreply 2207/11/2011

How OLD are you people? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 2307/11/2011

OP, I like guys. Sometimes I discover they're straight. But some of them have been very...generous, so I guess that would be a yes.

by Anonymousreply 2407/11/2011

I like masculine guys. Some turn out to be straight, others are gay.

by Anonymousreply 2507/11/2011

[quote]Strangely enough, I have more straight guy friends than gay ones.

Why do you think that's "strange"? I have more straight male friends, too, as do most of my gay male friends.

[quote]Mostly Straight Guy

Ugh, I see one of DL's more irritating posters has crawled back out of the woodwork...

by Anonymousreply 2707/11/2011

As friends, sometimes, but not sexually. They are too butch. With out some sugar in the mix, there is no sexual attraction for me.

If I could find a flaming gay acting straight guy, maybe I would change my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 2807/11/2011


by Anonymousreply 2907/11/2011

[quote]Yes, straight guys are mostly boring. And its not worth wading through the legions of assholes to find the few sincere straight men%0D %0D So, what? You're boring.

by Anonymousreply 3007/11/2011

OP? Do you mean LIKE like?

by Anonymousreply 3107/11/2011

You're different, Ciaran. One of the nicest posters here.

by Anonymousreply 3207/11/2011

I've found that one-on-one, I've gotten along great with straight guys. It's when I've encountered them in groups that it's become an issue. They get arrogant, loud, abrasive and mean spirited.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Many people say that women and gay men are cruel to one another but they have NOTHING on straight guys. Straight men can be straight up CUNTS to each other and it's just accepted as "light ribbing".

by Anonymousreply 3307/11/2011

Examples please, R33

by Anonymousreply 3407/11/2011

No, which should tell the "straight guys" who come on here what I really thought of them when I told them about this place, namely, I was convinced that they are not straight.%0D

by Anonymousreply 3507/12/2011

I have nothing against straight guys and often they are lovely people.

I am not especially attracted to them as opposed to gay men if that's what you are asking.

by Anonymousreply 3607/12/2011

I used to have a huge crush on my coworker, Chad. He had steel blue eyes that would make your heart drop, he was incredibly nice and genuine (and beautiful), and he claimed to have a dick the size of his arm. Of course, he was straight :( Oh well, maybe in my next lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 3707/12/2011

i like them str8, young, blatino playaz!

by Anonymousreply 3807/12/2011

chad not ur coworker anymore r37?

by Anonymousreply 3907/12/2011

R36 That's interesting. I'm just the opposite - the more straight, the stronger the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 4007/12/2011

I have a dozen or so good male friends. All of them are straight. As a matter of fact, I don't have a single gay male friend. It's not that I'm adverse to the idea, but most of them are too difficult to maintain friendships with.

by Anonymousreply 4107/12/2011

I"m the same as R41. I have no gay male friends, but a bunch of straight ones.

by Anonymousreply 4207/12/2011

I have one straight guy friend but it's hard to find things to do with him because he isn't into seeing the same movies as I am, he doesn't like going to museums or galleries, he doesn't like going shopping and he most certainly doesn't like going to the same drinking holes I do.

We're old college buddies and we connect through that, but honestly we don't have much in common. He's a very nice person though and a genuine friend.

by Anonymousreply 4307/12/2011

r26, I dont like other males, period. You are the idiot.

r30, you are more boring than you know.

by Anonymousreply 4407/12/2011

Most straight guys are very, very boring.

by Anonymousreply 4507/12/2011

Straight guys are boring.

by Anonymousreply 4607/12/2011

No and I would never turn my back on one. I have heard they will fuck almost anything. I just couldn't take the chance.

by Anonymousreply 4707/12/2011

These threads are always filled with deluded gay men bragging about all the straight male friends they have. It's there way of saying they are not like those other gay men, they are not effeminate, they can stand toe to toe with heterosexual males. Some of the gay men who write this stuff are in their 50s or 60s. They still can't think on their own. They are mindful of what heterosexuals think of gay people and try to live against gay people.%0D %0D No, I do not like heterosexual males. First, it's about their hatred of gay people. Second, I can't stand their poor manners and inconsiderate behavior.

by Anonymousreply 4807/13/2011

R48 How is it ok for you to stereotype heterosexual men as homophobic slobs, but it's not ok for them to stereotype you as a meth-addicted drag queen?

To answer the original question, I like straight men as much as one can like a group of people. There are great straight men, and there are awful straight men. I'm friends with several that I consider to be of the good variety.

by Anonymousreply 4907/13/2011

R48 I guess that pretty much sums up almost three and a half billion people on this planet.

by Anonymousreply 5007/13/2011

I like straight guys they are masculine and normal and hotter!

by Anonymousreply 5107/13/2011

Meh.People are people I can take str8 men in measured doses but we don't have that much in common.

Generally str8 men don't socialize with gay men outside of work environments- as their women wisely do not allow it. Some gays ass-kiss, grovel and accept marginalization for that "str8" friendship/dick, accepting crumbs of faux friendship just to sniff his jockstrap.

Reminds me of the way some black men make fools out of themselves to get a white woman.

There, I said it!

by Anonymousreply 5207/13/2011

R49 There is a big difference between what heterosexuals think and what gay people think. Gay people are surrounded by heterosexuals from day one of our lives. Heterosexuals do not have that experience in reverse. I wrote what I did from experience.

by Anonymousreply 5307/13/2011

"it's about their hatred of gay people"

Why do you assume they are all the same?

by Anonymousreply 5407/13/2011

R53 You're still being prejudiced and a bigot. You're not any better than the garden variety homophobe.

by Anonymousreply 5507/13/2011

Define straight.

by Anonymousreply 5607/13/2011

Well R56, according to DL queens "straight" is orientation of the married men they suck.

by Anonymousreply 5707/13/2011

I want to live in a 80% or higher percentage gay neighborhood. What would it feel like to have homosexuality be the norm? I'd like to find out.

by Anonymousreply 5807/13/2011

I only like them when their dicks are in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5907/13/2011

Which would make them gay, not straight, R59

by Anonymousreply 6007/13/2011

So am I straight because I did it with a girl in high school, R60? Or are we operating under some sort of one drop rule?

by Anonymousreply 6107/13/2011

R61, are you saying that straight men let gay men suck their cocks?

by Anonymousreply 6207/13/2011

R62 The point was reminding you sexual behavior doesn't definite sexual orientation.

by Anonymousreply 6407/13/2011

I only like straight guys unfortunately it ain't going to happen unless they're super horny and desperate

by Anonymousreply 6507/13/2011

i fantasize about some hot ones i know occasionally, but that's it- a fantasy. for real life, i want someone who wants to kiss the hell out of me, and straight guys don't really want to make out with other dudes.

by Anonymousreply 6607/13/2011

Straight does not mean sexually straight, it means emotionally straight. Hetero females don't understand this fact and are freaked out by it.

by Anonymousreply 6707/13/2011

yep. my best friends are all straight dudes, and I am only attracted to straight-identified, heteroflexible, or bisexual dudes. they are my bros.

by Anonymousreply 6907/13/2011

[quote]Now THAT is sad and self-loathing.

by Anonymousreply 7007/13/2011

r67 don't you mean mentally straight?

by Anonymousreply 7107/13/2011

r69 I can relate as a femme dyke

by Anonymousreply 7207/13/2011

Yes. But these days I'm Holding in the bun and the mayo. Just wrap in lettuce. I'm watching my carbs

by Anonymousreply 7307/13/2011

[QUOTE]Generally str8 men don't socialize with gay men outside of work environments- as their women wisely do not allow it. Some gays ass-kiss, grovel and accept marginalization for that "str8" friendship/dick, accepting crumbs of faux friendship just to sniff his jockstrap.

True enough. Every now 'n then I'll let one of 'em sniff my balls though. Have had a few "affairs" in my time. They got to know who the man is. A boy who knows he's a boy is near 'n dear.

by Anonymousreply 7407/13/2011

Most straight guys I've met are nice guys, but we are on different wave lengths. Sometimes it is hard to carry on a conversation for me because they want to talk about their favorite sports (football is boring...wish the USA would wake up to the rest of the world's interest in soccer), cars, hunting, tits and female ass, their jobs, their kids, etc. The ones that have to put on this big machismo act are the worst. If I had the overpowering strength, I'd like to take this type, force them across a bed and fuck the hell out of them, then tell them "congratulations, macho man. You are now officially a sissy man - you've been fucked by a man and you loved it, didn't you". Just a fantasy - I'd never do that to anyone even if I had the power, but it makes for a great fantasy when these macho types strut around like they've got a bowling ball between their legs.

by Anonymousreply 7507/13/2011

Dear Mostly Straight Guy,%0D %0D My God, you are a turn-off and totally repugnant, in addition to being a total fantasy that you've made up. I've been on the internet long enough to tell a fake and a flake and you win the prize. %0D %0D What self-respecting gay could care less about your jock? Why don't you find a nice pussy porn site and jack off, OK? %0D %0D Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7607/14/2011

R75 is a MESS. Oh my GOD. Straight guys are...just guys. Just like gay guys are. Judge them as you meet them...Jesus Christ, the majority of this thread is filled with such weird people.

by Anonymousreply 7707/14/2011

A great night with one of my straight friends ended moments ago (with a hug, after he sat with me until my cab came). No pressure for sex, no bitchy banter. I couldn't imagine an existence without straight men. They tend to be more fun only because they're practically allergic to drama.

by Anonymousreply 7807/14/2011

yep! love femme dykes for the same reason

by Anonymousreply 7907/14/2011

@74 thanks for using my quote affirming what I already know is true!

Er-R78 you said str8 men are practically allergic to drama ...tell that to their battered & verbally abused women. That's ALL that str8 chicks talk about-troublesome str8 men! Nothing worse than an angry drunk str8 man. Or a queen in denial.

by Anonymousreply 8007/14/2011

Marcus Bachmann makes my red snapper pulsate with desire.

by Anonymousreply 8107/14/2011

I like gay-friendly straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 8207/14/2011

Straight guys don't socialize with gay guys unless they are looking to experiment or are married to the sister of a gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 8307/14/2011

uh uh.... if they like me?

by Anonymousreply 8407/14/2011

I like straight men with a nice glass of red wine and perhaps a tossed salad. I agree that straight men do not really hang out with gay guys unless there is some external connection, e.g., the gay guy is their girlfriend's buddy, the gay guy is a relative, the gay guy is a work partner. I don't think any straight guy thinks " sure would be fun to have a gay pal".

by Anonymousreply 8507/14/2011

[quote]What self-respecting gay could care less about your jock? Why don't you find a nice pussy porn site and jack off, OK?

Geez, I get hit on by gay dudes all the time. Maybe 1 in a hundred times I hit back. If he shorter than I am, a tight body, and is what you call a "total bottom" and humble in front of a man, then maybe it will happen.

I'd say his dick's got to be smaller than mine but just about everyone's dick is smaller than mine so it's not a problem there! Greatest thing was the one who'd big me to piss in his mouth. Disgusted at first but wound up liking it.

by Anonymousreply 8607/14/2011

Straight acting gays love straight guys.

Effeminates are terrified by them.

by Anonymousreply 8707/14/2011

Funny thing is it doesn't really matter how big the dude's dick is because I don't touch it or anything. But it's a deal killer if some gay dude who I'm plowin in the mouth and-or butt has a big dick.

Must be some sort of ranking deal. He's a boy, I'm a man. He sucks my dick, he gets screwed, he's real grateful for it and I'm gentle like his big bro or something.

Not for everyone. The one I been screwin lately mentioned "datalounge" so I did a google on it. You people are nuts but I like it kinda.

by Anonymousreply 8807/14/2011

Straight Acting gay? That just sounds wrong and homophobic.... :-/

by Anonymousreply 8907/14/2011

Straight Acting Gay = you can't tell they're gay over the phone or calling into a radio talk show.

They're pretty much the opposite of the "Flaming Faggot."

by Anonymousreply 9007/14/2011

r89,Here's a documentary trailer about the Straight Acting gay guy..

by Anonymousreply 9107/14/2011

I don't understand the appeal for guys who are gay to fond over "straight acting" gays... everything seems to be defined as all normal as in straight... why would any self respecting gay person want to define themselves as something that is so socially and politically against them? Why not just say a gay guy that is steroetypically gay then "Straight acting"

by Anonymousreply 9207/14/2011

I like em just a little bit on the fem side. Not enough to get the shit kicked out of em in a bar, but not as masculine as me.

by Anonymousreply 9307/14/2011

Me too for some reason

by Anonymousreply 9407/14/2011

I hate the term straight-acting. Why can't we just say masculine?

by Anonymousreply 9507/14/2011

OP, are you new here? One can't read more than a couple of threads without noticing that the vocal majority of DLers are obsessed with "masculinity" and worship, idealize, and fetishize straight men. It's a great board for many reasons, but not if you want any objectivity about straight men (or women, for that matter, for the opposite reasons).

by Anonymousreply 9607/14/2011

R87 I am very masculine gay guy, and I'm not into straight men for some reason. I love masculine gays. Not every gay male is effeminate. And I have some 100% straight friends who are a bit 'effeminate'(very metro). Not every straight male is butch.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 9707/14/2011

Most certainly not. I can feel their rapey gazes even as I type.

by Anonymousreply 9807/16/2011

Does anyone here take "Mostly Straight Guy" seriously? %0D %0D He's the kind of semi-straight guy that I'd like to put a literal gun up his ass and pull the trigger.

by Anonymousreply 9907/17/2011

No, I like the ones that curve.

by Anonymousreply 10007/17/2011

R99 = insatiable bitchy power bottom

by Anonymousreply 10107/18/2011

of course, OP

by Anonymousreply 10207/01/2013

I despise straight men.

by Anonymousreply 10307/01/2013

I love straight guys, all of my best friends are straight guys.

I'm out to everyone, although I got the typical "You don't act gay" when I told them

Most straight guys are not homophobic, it's just that they're well... STRAIGHT! Most of them just can't understand how a guy can find another guy attractive and would want to do things with them, when there's all these beautiful women around

If you grow up and hang with straight guys your whole life than you realize that according to straight male culture there are 3 things that make a man

1. How strong/ competitive you are with your fellow man

2. How awesome your farts are

3. How much pussy you can score

by Anonymousreply 10407/01/2013

I do. I most certainly do!

by Anonymousreply 10507/01/2013

Outside of my partner and my best college friend, all of my really close male friends are straight guys. I have gay friends, but my nearest and dearest, outside of the aforementioned, are straight. They are genuine, kind, fun, and non-judgmental. Oddly enough, they are all republicans. Funny how things work out.

by Anonymousreply 10607/01/2013

"Oddly enough, they are all republicans."

We have been fighting to keep his rights away from him, and he still loves us! Putz.

by Anonymousreply 10707/01/2013

R107, I'm sure you do more to hurt gay rights than your average republican.

by Anonymousreply 10807/01/2013

I agree with R107. You won't find many here who sympathize with your belief that an out gay man hurts gay rights more than 'your average Republican', R108. Do you even know what the Republican Party stands for?

by Anonymousreply 10907/01/2013
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