I bought a bottle brush to reach mine, but I hate using it on a bus or in church. When I was little I could get by with a pipe brush but everything grows as we age.
How do you handle that intense itch that''s right in your asshole?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/29/2013|
Find a good sized dick. That should do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/09/2011|
I rely on the kindness of strangers to alleviate that problem
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/09/2011|
Lexbo, please go away.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/09/2011|
I had that the other day and almost went nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/09/2011|
Prelube with Preparation H.
It's called a hemmorhoid, OP
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/09/2011|
webmistress... please ban the butt itch troll. she is gross and not funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/09/2011|
I put my pet gerbils into 3rd Gere and they do the job!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/09/2011|
That's one of the most satisfying itches to scratch according to Ripply's believe it or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/09/2011|
Ultra Brite toothpaste works better than prep H
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/09/2011|
it's just your warts molting. Get a good moisturizer.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/09/2011|
Gerbils are not butt babies and that is not funny in the least.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/09/2011|
(R11) NAAGW - Not Another Angry Gerbil Warrior! :)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/09/2011|
Corn husks - no lube. Problem solved.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/09/2011|
Seriously, hemmorhoids burn and are very painful, more than being itchy, unless you just aren't washing your asshole properly.
Why not just see a doctor rather than asking for advice on DL?!!
You are just asking for trouble expecting non-snarky advice re body parts, from people on DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/09/2011|
A nice refreshing bidet cleansing might help, really.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/09/2011|
Clarisonic and Peter Thomas Roth alpha hydroxy face wash.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/09/2011|
Lush has stuff for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/09/2011|
Probably too expensive for you, OP, but here's the best.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/09/2011|
Why does asshole itch ALWAYS happen in public? Never when you are at home and have some privacy. Invariably it happens when you are walking down the sidewalk.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/09/2011|
Itchy bum, things to come!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/09/2011|
Sidney Crosby is a good Canadian boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/09/2011|
Is OP that Eric guy who was on Big Brother
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/09/2011|
I simply say "Go away itchy ass" in a commanding voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/09/2011|
You don't need to buy any products. You can take care of it yourself. Here's an instructional video.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/09/2011|
Oops, forgot the link.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/09/2011|
Three Finger Lee Press On Nail scratcher does the trick.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/09/2011|
I use a product called "Fire in the Hole". Yes it's a real thing. It works pretty fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/26/2013|
An itchy anus could be a sign of pin worms. They lay their eggs right in the pucker of the hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/26/2013|
The Wild Boy
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/26/2013|
It's entirely possible that you have pin worms. It's the most common communicable disease in the U.S. If it persists, is worse at night, or if you see tiny (they're almost too small to see) transparent worms (about 1 mm long), then you need to visit your local pharmacy and get medication. There are chewable wafers called Pin-X, and they're an over-the-counter medication. You have to wash your sheets and towels in hot water, and inoculate anyone you've slept with, shared a bed with, or otherwise may have come into contact.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/26/2013|
Just say "Itch, begone, I will have no more of thee! "
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/26/2013|
I avoid spicy foods (which is hard for me to do). If the itch gets really bad I use this spray called fire in the hole. I got it at HEB and its the best thing i've tried for itchy butt digging
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/29/2013|
I'd agree with one of the earlier responses. GET IT CHECKED BY A DOCTOR. I had very bad itch that evolved to a dull pain at times. It was checked and was a wart that became high grade (or stage 3) dysplasia cells. These are one step before cancer. Anal cancers are on the rise and its surprising to me how flippant many people are about warts. They can be very dangerous if left untreated in some people. They need to be removed.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/29/2013|
Please, bitch, you need a full broom now with the size of your hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/29/2013|