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How do you handle that intense itch that''s right in your asshole?

I bought a bottle brush to reach mine, but I hate using it on a bus or in church. When I was little I could get by with a pipe brush but everything grows as we age.

by Anonymousreply 3801/29/2013

Find a good sized dick. That should do it.

by Anonymousreply 107/09/2011

I rely on the kindness of strangers to alleviate that problem

by Anonymousreply 207/09/2011

I had that the other day and almost went nuts.

by Anonymousreply 407/09/2011

Prelube with Preparation H.

It's called a hemmorhoid, OP

by Anonymousreply 507/09/2011

That's one of the most satisfying itches to scratch according to Ripply's believe it or not.

by Anonymousreply 807/09/2011

Ultra Brite toothpaste works better than prep H

by Anonymousreply 907/09/2011

it's just your warts molting. Get a good moisturizer.

by Anonymousreply 1007/09/2011

Gerbils are not butt babies and that is not funny in the least.

by Anonymousreply 1107/09/2011

Firecracker therapy

by Anonymousreply 1207/09/2011

(R11) NAAGW - Not Another Angry Gerbil Warrior! :)

by Anonymousreply 1307/09/2011

Corn husks - no lube. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 1407/09/2011

PinRid

by Anonymousreply 1507/09/2011

Seriously, hemmorhoids burn and are very painful, more than being itchy, unless you just aren't washing your asshole properly.

Why not just see a doctor rather than asking for advice on DL?!!

You are just asking for trouble expecting non-snarky advice re body parts, from people on DL!

by Anonymousreply 1607/09/2011

A nice refreshing bidet cleansing might help, really.

by Anonymousreply 1707/09/2011

Clarisonic and Peter Thomas Roth alpha hydroxy face wash.

by Anonymousreply 1807/09/2011

Lush has stuff for this.

by Anonymousreply 1907/09/2011

boom

by Anonymousreply 2007/09/2011

Probably too expensive for you, OP, but here's the best.

by Anonymousreply 2107/09/2011

Why does asshole itch ALWAYS happen in public? Never when you are at home and have some privacy. Invariably it happens when you are walking down the sidewalk.

by Anonymousreply 2207/09/2011

Itchy bum, things to come!

by Anonymousreply 2307/09/2011

this...

by Anonymousreply 2407/09/2011

Sidney Crosby is a good Canadian boy.

by Anonymousreply 2507/10/2011

Is OP that Eric guy who was on Big Brother

by Anonymousreply 2607/10/2011

I simply say "Go away itchy ass" in a commanding voice.

by Anonymousreply 2707/10/2011

You don't need to buy any products. You can take care of it yourself. Here's an instructional video.

by Anonymousreply 2807/10/2011

Oops, forgot the link.

by Anonymousreply 2907/10/2011

Three Finger Lee Press On Nail scratcher does the trick.

by Anonymousreply 3007/10/2011

I use a product called "Fire in the Hole". Yes it's a real thing. It works pretty fast.

by Anonymousreply 3101/26/2013

An itchy anus could be a sign of pin worms. They lay their eggs right in the pucker of the hole.

by Anonymousreply 3201/26/2013

The Wild Boy

by Anonymousreply 3301/26/2013

It's entirely possible that you have pin worms. It's the most common communicable disease in the U.S. If it persists, is worse at night, or if you see tiny (they're almost too small to see) transparent worms (about 1 mm long), then you need to visit your local pharmacy and get medication. There are chewable wafers called Pin-X, and they're an over-the-counter medication. You have to wash your sheets and towels in hot water, and inoculate anyone you've slept with, shared a bed with, or otherwise may have come into contact.

by Anonymousreply 3401/26/2013

Just say "Itch, begone, I will have no more of thee! "

by Anonymousreply 3501/26/2013

I avoid spicy foods (which is hard for me to do). If the itch gets really bad I use this spray called fire in the hole. I got it at HEB and its the best thing i've tried for itchy butt digging

by Anonymousreply 3601/29/2013

I'd agree with one of the earlier responses. GET IT CHECKED BY A DOCTOR. I had very bad itch that evolved to a dull pain at times. It was checked and was a wart that became high grade (or stage 3) dysplasia cells. These are one step before cancer. Anal cancers are on the rise and its surprising to me how flippant many people are about warts. They can be very dangerous if left untreated in some people. They need to be removed.

by Anonymousreply 3701/29/2013

Please, bitch, you need a full broom now with the size of your hole.

by Anonymousreply 3801/29/2013
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