Like slapping, spitting and calling you 'whore'?
Which famous guys would be mean fucks in bed?
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Mr. Sheen, surely.
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And not that I'm interested, but I bet Ian McKellen would be like that haha
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Chris Meloni - you'd be begging him to stop.
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Me, OP, because you've been a very naughty boy and you need to be punished!
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Dawg, the Bounty Hunter
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Daniel Radcliffe. I know you won't believe it, but I'm sure it's true.%0D
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George Clooney.%0D %0D Gerard Butler.%0D %0D Tom Cruise.%0D %0D Charlie Sheen.%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D
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I could believe it of Daniel Radcliffe easier than with Colin Farrell.%0D %0D I'd add Ben Affleck to the list.%0D %0D Jeremy Piven%0D %0D Kevin Spacey%0D %0D Denzel Washington%0D %0D Eminem%0D %0D Sean Penn
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Hal Sparks; 'cause if you don't worship him, he'll have a hissy fit; and start tearing you to pieces.
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Jeremy Piven is a big, whiny bottom. He doesn't belong on this list.
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Chris Meloni was the first name that I thought of.
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Tom Bianchi (if you didn't clean the beach house)
|by No Mercy||reply 19||07/07/2011|
Colin Farrell wasn't mean at all in that sex tape of his. He was all gentle and sweet and shit. BAH!
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Colin just hasn't been with me yet. I would show him a thing or 2...
Plus I doubt Daniel Radcliffe would even know what he's doing. My money would be on the ginger one for being a whore. Or that Malfoy kid hehe.
Add to list:
Sean William Scott
That guy from the DQ ads... lol
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Jeffery Dahmer. Especially if he was hungry afterwards.
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Jason Isaacs%0D %0D Jeremy Northam%0D %0D Alex O'laughlin%0D %0D Scott Speedman%0D %0D Patrick Wilson%0D %0D Michael Fassbender%0D %0D Michael Sheen%0D
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Liam Neeson%0D %0D Thomas Jane%0D %0D Eric Bana
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the late Norman Mailer
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Mark Wahlberg owns this thread.
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Tot Mom Casey Anthony
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[quote]James Franco and I can assure you of that.
James, please stop posting here and trying to make yourself relevant among the gays. Don't you have some friend's arty film project to be in or an awards show to ruin somewhere?
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David Arquette. He looks like a good angry dirty fuck.
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Having very little to go on besides obnoxious public personas and/or very convincing mean guy performances, I would guess the following:
Daniel Day Lewis
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This was just a role, but when Denzel played Malcolm X as a young punk. There's this great scene where he's sitting back against a headboard in boxers and a wifebeater, one leg on the bed, one leg on the floor. His gf sits on the edge of the bed between his legs and he seduces her, telling her to kiss his foot, while glaring at her with such contempt. That gave me j/o material for weeks.
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Timothy Olyphant%0D %0D Rufus Sewell%0D %0D Christopher Eccleston%0D %0D Vinny Jones%0D %0D Clive Owen
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Ralph and Joseph Fiennes
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Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma.
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Wow, that is pretty hot R45.
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Ryan O'Neal owns this Thread
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Robert Conrad is reportedly #1 in this department.
The late Robert Pastorelli and Ray Sharkey, certainly.
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some of these names just scare the shit out of me; the only one who fits the bill for me in terms of someone who'd be a mean fuck in bed, but would hold you later and help make you feel taken care of is Meloni.%0D %0D Maybe it's all those years of Elliot having compassion for all those victims.%0D
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Patrick Wilson? Jesus Christ, if ANYONE famous is sweet and caring and gentle in bed, it's he.
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None of the men mentioned in this thread can come close to Viggo Mortensen
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He's not a major celebrity, but CT from MTV's The Challenge looks like he would be a HOT fuck. He looks like he can bang a hole but GOOD.%0D %0D Him, and Mark Wahlberg, also. I would love to bottom for either of them.
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Oh god, Yes to CT, R59.
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Barack Obama%0D %0D Richard simmons%0D %0D Dr. Phil McGraw ( and would smell like beer farts)%0D %0D Donny Osmond%0D %0D the late Buddy Ebsen
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Daniel Craig would leave your hole looking like a ripped out fireplace. In a good way.
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Robert Reed. Bob Crane. James Woods.
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Unfortunately, I'm pretty certain all erotic encounters with him end up with him sloshed and flaccid before he passes out.
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Chris Cuomo? I don't see that.
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I'm surprised no one - in 68 replies - has mentioned Kristy McNichol.
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r28 and r65 tie for best choices ...
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Tom Cruise! He just looooves the ladies.
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Esparza is a good choice
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Definitely not Christian Bale, according to long-standing decent DL gossip.
Timothy Olyphant Sean Penn although I think he's gross Josh Brolin Tom Hardy, if sober Gary Oldman, in his prime for some reason, I think Jeremy Irons could throw a mean fuck David Fincher even though he talks like a bottom
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Alan Rickman but only as Hans Gruber,The Sherrif of Nottingham and Professor Snape
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John Cena WWF
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R81, if there's anything left of him I think he would just lie there.
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To R45, the thought of Denzel naked , makes me want to throw up...you just know he has bad breath, ugly feet...yuck
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Kellan Lutz%0D %0D He has such a swagger to him and he loves being ogled. I get the feeling he'd be pretty nasty in bed.
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Kellan Lutz seems like he would hold a mirror up and stare at his own reflection while you serviced him on the other side of it, and he'd put forth zero effort until he came with a girlish little whimper. But his jizz would taste like honey.
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Actually, I have this theory Hugh Grant would throw a vicious fuck.
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Tom Berenger%0D %0D William Peterson%0D %0D Willem Dafoe
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Ben Maisani looks like he is a VERY violent fucker.
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Chef Michael Voltaggio.
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And don't forget that massive cock of his, R92! I bet he's a real beast in bed. He probably can fuck for hours.
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|by No Mercy||reply 96||07/08/2011|
I agree with most of the guys on this thread besides Patrick Wilson and Chris Meloni.
Wilson seems like a sensitive lover and Meloni has always seemed to me to be a bossy bottom.
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^besides = except
|by No Mercy||reply 98||07/08/2011|
R66 might be right?
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Vinnie Kartheiser is supposedly kinky in bed. Not sure what that means in his case.
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What? No Gale Harold?
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I bet that ladie's man John Travolta would have heterosexual women everywhere just out of their minds with desire after putting his big manly penis inside of them. They would probably need a free stress test.
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I don't think Obama would be that good, R61. I think he'd ask permission with every step.
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Don't forget about lil' ole [hic] ME! And yes, I do count as famous!
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r102, why would Gale be listed; he isn't a mean puss.
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|by No Mercy||reply 108||07/08/2011|
R87, I have a friend who dated Kibbee and you're right. He was a mean fuck - a scat-on-studio-commissary-china fetishist - and a dirty talker. He loved three ways and would double-top my friend with Billy Barty, holding him in place and using him like a sex toy.
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I OWN this thread you filthy whores!
|by No Mercy||reply 110||07/08/2011|
The Allstate "mayhem guy"
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The cast of Glee.
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Prince Harry has my vote.
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Another vote for Sean Penn
|by No Mercy||reply 115||07/08/2011|
I don't see any of R26's being 'mean fucks' in bed who slap and spit on you. Well, I don't know who Michael Sheen is, so maybe he would. And possibly the first guy. But Patrick Wilson? Scott Speedman? No. They both seem a little wimpy, but still sexy and probably still good in the sack.
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Jani Lane, apparently.
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Anderson Cooper owns this thread.
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I think AC would be Robotic in bed.
|by No Mercy||reply 122||07/11/2011|
No one said Justin Timberlake? He has some mean lil fucker in him.... it's not the one's you expect.
|by No Mercy||reply 123||07/11/2011|
I think Anderson Cooper would want his partner to do the slapping/spitting/whore stuff.
|by No Mercy||reply 124||07/11/2011|
Eric Bana while doing his best aussie accent in your ear.
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|by No Mercy||reply 127||07/12/2011|
[quote]Anderson Cooper owns this thread.
Anderson Cooper: a mean fuck in bed?
It would be like being raped by a tiny albino elf.
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Oh r123, pleeeease! Justin Timberlake's a whiny little power bottom.
|by No Mercy||reply 132||07/13/2011|
[quote]It would be like being raped by a tiny albino elf.
Who cares? He's fuckin' HOT.
|by No Mercy||reply 133||07/14/2011|
Image aside, I think New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is on the flip side -- he wants his partner to be the one who "would be [a] mean [fuck] in bed." Bitch-slap Chris, whip him into submission, and he's yours any time wanted.
|by No Mercy||reply 134||07/14/2011|
All the mean fucks out of bed would still be mean while fucking.
|by No Mercy||reply 135||07/14/2011|
All the bikers from Sons of Anarchy especially Ron Perlman and Kim Coates.
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Vincent Cassel speaking dirty french in your ear the whole time.%0D %0D
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I see you, R136, and you back off my Kim Coates, or I may have to pull a razor out of my sock.
I'll add Dean Norris and Giancarlo Esposito (Hank and Gus on BREAKING BAD).
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This thread is making me horny.
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What's his face, that football player with the beard that was in the Beach Boys
|by No Mercy||reply 140||07/14/2011|
I see you R138 you gettin into "Tig" territory for real (lol)%0D %0D I liked him ever since Waterworld. I swear he and Rufus Sewell are related somehow and Ian Mcshane is their daddy.%0D %0D Add Ian Mcshane to the list also (lol)
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Kevin Costner. It's always the seemingly nice guys who are the freaks.
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Anderson Cooper is a complete lady in bed, if the stories all over NYC are to be believed.
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Ben Maisani is a complete stud in bed, if the stories all over NYC are to be believed.
|by No Mercy||reply 144||07/14/2011|
[quote]Anderson Cooper is a complete lady in bed, if the stories all over NYC are to be believed.
He squeals like a girl? He's a bottom? He's a frigid and inhibited WASP?
|by No Mercy||reply 145||07/14/2011|
Got you beat, R141. I've liked him since The Client, before he had that big ole mole removed. Talk about a hot mean fuck!
Speaking of which (and keeping to The Client theme): Anthony LaPaglia. Brother Jonathan is purtier, but not hotter or nastier.
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Oh Yeah r146 I used to watch Jonathan on New York Undercover before he did 7 Days and you are right he is finer than Anthony. He also studied to be a doctor before becoming an actor.%0D Anyhoo I remember Kim from The Last Boy Scout and Bad Boys but those appearances were brief.
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I vote for the Rock - he would be amazing.
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Elijah Wood%0D %0D Sean Bean
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
|by No Mercy||reply 152||01/29/2013|
I don't think that Colin Farrell would be mean in bed. He is a jerk but not this way. He can't be faithful and he swears a lot but i don't think he would be abusive with a woman. Nope. He seems actually the type that likes to give pleasure to his sexual partner. He is not stingy with licking. Good boy!
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