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You walk into a room and see....

Peg, Lindy, Cheryl, DdJ, Longe, Mrs. Patrick Campbell, and SS Terri.

What do you do?

by Anonymousreply 5103/16/2013

I shout "Datalounge akbar!", detonate my thong underwear bomb and sacrifice myself for the sake of the greater good, of course.

by Anonymousreply 106/29/2011

slap the shit out of by one

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2011

EDITOR! Enough already! F&F OP and ALL posters to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2011

I see another DL newbie is attempting witty threads.%0D %0D This is why the traditional DLers have abadoned the site.

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2011

This is easy. Open fire

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2011

"I'd use the money for an end of the world get together."

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2011

You ask where mhb is.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2011

What about me?

by Anonymousreply 806/29/2011

I'd have a vagina bone breaking party.

by Anonymousreply 906/29/2011

Wonder what I did to warrant the Ninth Circle of Hell.

by Anonymousreply 1006/29/2011

Any one of those trolls was infinitely more fun than the trolls who populate this place now, including the "straight guys dig the homosex trolls," the "lets turn DL into another internet porn forum" trolls, the "pubic hair/body hair" trolls and finally, the "let's see which one of us basement dwelling trolls can come up with the most fantasic, unbelievable sex story."

by Anonymousreply 1106/29/2011

I wouldn't have to do anything. I could just sit back, relax and watch the chaos. They'd all be at each other's throats long before my arrival.

by Anonymousreply 1206/29/2011

I'd change all of their names to Joyce and employ them as scrubbers.


by Anonymousreply 1306/29/2011

Well, it's not like they'd be chatting. No, they'd be claiming turf around the free outlets and fencing in their territories with notebooks, water bottles and manbags.

I'd put an edible display of fruit in the center of the room. When they all went to look but not touch, I'd creep over and yank all the magsafe power cords from their computers and then steal one random white cube from an outlet.

by Anonymousreply 1406/29/2011

Ahem. It's not a party w/out me fraufish.

by Anonymousreply 1506/29/2011

Set down the bottle of gin and vamoose whilst they scrample for it.

by Anonymousreply 1606/29/2011

Naturally assume that Fa was about to turn up, and flee for my life...

by Anonymousreply 1706/29/2011

[quote]I see another DL newbie is attempting witty threads.

A "DL newbie" wouldn't know who most of trolls were you moron.

by Anonymousreply 1806/29/2011

r18 is right.

Ddj and SS Terri date back 10 years at least.

Vile as they were....

by Anonymousreply 1906/29/2011

I would ask Mrs. Patrick Campbell if she ever fucked Keanu Reeves.

by Anonymousreply 2006/29/2011




by Anonymousreply 2106/29/2011

I'd kick the chair out from under the one person who created them all, slap him viciously, and delete him from my cell phone.

by Anonymousreply 2206/29/2011

No White Belt Man? No RIP Patrol? No Shobe?

by Anonymousreply 2306/29/2011

Flush the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 2406/29/2011

[quote] slap the shit out of by one

I prefer the "stick in the picket fence" method. Line then up and walk by with your slapping hand out.


by Anonymousreply 2506/29/2011

God Ddj was fucking insane.

by Anonymousreply 2606/29/2011

I'd clutch and then unclutch my pearls!!!

by Anonymousreply 2706/29/2011

What became of Judy "Pills" Garland?

by Anonymousreply 2806/30/2011

Serve them the poisoned fully loaded baked potatoes and tell them there's free refills for the (poisoned) soda fountain.

by Anonymousreply 2906/30/2011

Did anyone notice that when mhb gets banned, MPC also disappears at the same time?

by Anonymousreply 3006/30/2011

Throw Kirker and ShinjukuBaby into the mix, and then it's BOMBS AWAY!

by Anonymousreply 3106/30/2011

MPC was the worst. THE WORST I tells ya!

by Anonymousreply 3206/30/2011

Still a bunch of jealous queens...%0D Some things never change.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3307/01/2011

I dial '666' on my cell phone and bomb go *boom*

by Anonymousreply 3407/01/2011

Punch and delete.

by Anonymousreply 3507/01/2011

you are a sad discredited troll, R15.

Sad. truly sad.

by Anonymousreply 3607/01/2011

[quote]God Ddj was fucking insane.

HAHAHA, I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 3707/01/2011

Wonder what the fuck I'm doing at the free STD Clinic and quietly leave

by Anonymousreply 3807/01/2011 one here likes gossip? Kind of strange, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 3907/01/2011

I love gossip, so pardon me...I'm sitting down to talk.

by Anonymousreply 4007/01/2011

Was/is SS Terri male or female? Whatever happened to Mrs. Slocombe & R11fromanotherthread?

by Anonymousreply 4107/01/2011

Get a closepin for my nose.

by Anonymousreply 4207/01/2011

r11fromanotherthread is/was at QWhip.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4307/01/2011

I'm reading "An American Heiress" and I just came across a reference to Mrs Patrick Campbell being at a party.

I'm sure my instinctive revulsion/amusement is not the typical response of those who read the book.

by Anonymousreply 4407/01/2011

How'd I get into the hyena house at da zoo? An' don' dey ever clean this place? Pffewiee!

by Anonymousreply 4507/01/2011

I'd lock them together in the bathroom after Kirker takes a big, smelly dump.

by Anonymousreply 4607/01/2011

Slit my wrists with a razor blade?

by Anonymousreply 4707/01/2011

[quote]Ddj and SS Terri date back 10 years at least.

Nah. DdJ only dates back about five years. As you can see, she's still a regular (and, like most authenticateds, mainly posts anon these days).

[quote]Whatever happened to Mrs. Slocombe & R11fromanotherthread?

Slo still reads and posts occasionally. R11FAT was a Qwhip regular but seems to have departed the premises, along with EDB. (Probably because the site's lucky to get five posts a day.)

by Anonymousreply 4807/01/2011

R11 is married, now, and contemplating life in the 'burbs with 2.3 kids.

by Anonymousreply 4907/01/2011

Thanks for your replies, R43, R48 & R49.

by Anonymousreply 5007/01/2011

[quote]No White Belt Man? No RIP Patrol? No Shobe?

Sadly, my dear friend, and first love RIP Patrol, Scott M. has passed away. Scott was so saddened by the coming demise of Valerie Harper as MTM was his favorite tv show ever. He was a lovely guy and a loyal friend. He was stricken by an attack of DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) and died while walking down the street in LA near his home in February. He loved DataLounge and will be missed by his many dear friends. RIP RIP Patrol.

by Anonymousreply 5103/16/2013
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