OK Dataloungers . . . . Every time I see Rory McIlroy on TV, he seems to be showing huge sizemeat. Golfers don't wear jock protection, so why is his pants bulging like they are? I didn't know the Irish had sizemeat. Thoughts? I don't have any links of the bulge, but simply watch the first 5 minutes of Sportscenter this weekend and you will see the bulge in the middle of your TV. No way you can avoid not seeing it.
Rory McIlroy - Sizemeat?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||Last Wednesday at 3:59 PM|
The "Irish curse" is a myth.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/17/2011|
You watch golf on TV?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/17/2011|
I have to say, I saw 2 clips of him today on the news and that was my reaction to him in both instances... he's working the bulge without a doubt intentionally.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/17/2011|
Me too, I saw a still pic of him earlier and thought, hmm, major bulge action, on a golfer, what's up with that?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/18/2011|
His face leaves something to be desired, but he had a pretty nice bod. There are a lot of cutie-pie pro golfers these days.....rickie fowler anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/18/2011|
Surprisingly, golf is a good ass-watching sport. All these guys where fairly tight, fairly thin, generally flat-front pants, so there's some nice ass to be seen among the saggier and older asses.
You'd think that would translate to a lot more bulge, but, other than Rory, not really.
I know I'm a buzz kill, but I still don't see huge COCK bulge on Rory. He wears that belt with the big buckle right at his waist and it looks like he's created a mini-tent, which, of course could be filled with massive cock, but I don't see definitive evidence.
But, so many people here are convinced, I'm going to take a closer look and really analyze the bulge.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/18/2011|
where = wear.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/18/2011|
I think Rory had a raging erection/hardon when he arrived at the golf course today.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/18/2011|
Not what I'd call a looker, but he does seem to have a bulge going on in many photos.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/18/2011|
Big, big, meat! Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/18/2011|
He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/18/2011|
[quote]He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?%0D %0D He looks like a lesbian, albeit one with a big dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/18/2011|
Dustin Johnson looks big.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/18/2011|
To those saying they don't see it, look at pics of him after he's swung and holding his pose. In that position he's pressing up against his pants with no slack for any "tenting" and he's got plenty in there to press up against his pants.
Agree his face leaves something to be desired, but he's still a little cute. Nice body, impressive bulge. I'd lie down with my legs spread for him without any coaxing.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/18/2011|
With nothing to do today, I watched the bulge (aka Rory McIlroy) play golf today. The more I look at it, the more I am convinced it is cock and not mere tenting.
And for R27 . . . . get in the damn line! My legs have been spread longer than yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/18/2011|
[quote]I didn't know the Irish had sizemeat.
Hello, Liam Neeson???
I think Rory is cute (tho way too young for me).
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/18/2011|
I'm R3 and R18. I had my doubts, but I saw it today. There's something above average in his pants.
I was skeptical, simply because I've seen a lot of trouser bunching tenting that looked like big dick, but wasn't. But, I saw some angles today where it was obvious that he's packing something impressive.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/18/2011|
OP that's cool. I'll wait my turn. If he wanted he could line up all the ass and pussy he wanted, and bless us all with his invasive plowing.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/19/2011|
He might have a big cock but he sure is butt ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/20/2011|
Honest to God, on Sunday I saw him on TV and I not only assumed I came across an LPGA tournament, but that I was looking at a butch lady golfer.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/21/2011|
Perhaps he wears those briefs with the "masculine enhancement strap".
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/21/2011|
his face is tragic. hope he does have something in the pants to distract from it.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/21/2011|
Photographic proof of why I thought he was an LPGA golfer:
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/21/2011|
Here's the video referenced by R15. Sorry, but I don't know how to imbed it. I might just start watching golf.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/21/2011|
A huge, juicy dick AND soon to be the highest-paid athlete in the UK.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/22/2011|
yes, Rory is a well endowed man. and yes, the irish are above average sizewise
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/11/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/29/2011|
I thought it was just me too. He looks especially hugh when he wears white pants, which he does fairly often. Nice bod too (which fortunately distrcts from the face).
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/15/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/15/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/15/2012|
Whether McIlroy does or doesn't have a huge schlong, maybe he'd better stop slipping it to Caroline Wozniacki because he's been sucking in tournaments since he's been dating her. And the same goes for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/17/2012|
Forget these young 'uns, the one who really does it for me is Sergio Garcia. Looks like he might be very well hung too. Uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/17/2012|
Rory is hot and I would happily pound that sexy arse of his all night long
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/29/2012|
He's cuter with short hair... and yes, he's packin'!!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/29/2012|
They all pale in comparison to Adam Scott, the Australian golfer. so pretty he could be a model. Gay? we can only hope......
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/29/2012|
Sergio Garcia's ass looks fantastic in the pants he's wearing right now at the British Open. Normally I don't care for him, but I saw him walking away and had to do a double take.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/19/2012|
Dustin too big!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/20/2012|
and why are you checking out his bulge...I find it quite nice
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/10/2012|
yummm I find him quite adorable,his butt his face,his whole body head to toe, PERFECT.... And his bulge wow love it,says it all!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/11/2012|
Rory is gorgeous and I want his babies.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/13/2012|
Just saw in a few minutes ago ITS HUGE
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/03/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/03/2012|
Dustin Johnson looked really good stuffed into his pants today - kind of Rory like. But Dustin showed if off better wearing white. Rory wore black pants today which didn't help any bulge show up on TV.
It was so captivating it even seemed his twosome partner Tiger couldn't keep his eyes off Dustin's ass when he was putting. I don't blame him.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/10/2012|
HUGE BULGE !! LOL ... LOVE IT !! WHAT A BABE !!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/23/2012|
What a lucky girl Caroline Wozniaki is ! lol
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/23/2012|
Great Ass too... DAYUMMMMM !!!!! C H O K E , L I C K , S Q U I R T !!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/23/2012|
He looks a little bit like Rosie O'Donnell, which is off-putting.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/23/2012|
Ewww. He could be packing an anaconda and I'd run for the hill regardless.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/23/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/23/2012|
Caroline is a very lucky girl. Rory is a belter!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/25/2012|
he looks like he is packing a large club cause his pants are so tight. his penis is about 4inches and uncut (when soft) when erect, he is about 6 maybe 6.5. sorry to bust anyone fantasys about his cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/27/2012|
Ricky Fowler is 24 and very cute!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/03/2013|
Rory threw a fit and walked off the golf course mid-game. People are calling him a brat.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/03/2013|
R69, are you talking about the recent walk-off which he claimed was due to pain from a bad molar (wisdom tooth) or was there another incident?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/03/2013|
I'm not r69, but I'm certain that's the incident that prompted the comment, r70.
That just happened on Friday afternoon after Rory went +7 through the first 8 holes, then launched a ball into the water hazard when he finally walked off the course.
He didn't come up with the wisdom tooth discomfort story until later that day - after his PR team had a chance to coach him that he needed to provide an excuse why the No. 1 golfer in the world would do a walk-out on a tournament.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/03/2013|
Rory now acknowledges how his behavior is not befitting a professional.
He might be having trouble with Wozniacki. She had just suffered her most surprising defeat since she ascended to the top of the game a couple years ago.
Also his recent change of equipment likely plays a part in his poor performance early this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/05/2013|
For a suck of his big dick and a trip up his fat ass I would forgive him.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/05/2013|
I could do with being in a McIlroy/Fowler sandwich right about now
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/07/2013|
Agreed, R74. And Adam Scott trading off with one of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/07/2013|
Most gay guys would love to have Rory breed them.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/08/2013|
Who has a bigger cock, Rory, Sergio Garcia or Tiger?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/13/2013|
No idea but I do know that Rory's is the only one I want to suck
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/15/2013|
This thread is useless without pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/15/2013|
It's a colostomie bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/15/2013|
"No way you can avoid not seeing it."
Just what the world needs. Rose Nyland, Size Queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/15/2013|
I'm pretty much expecting Rory to fall apart this afternoon when his group (Woods & Scott) tees off.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/13/2013|
Rory, Adam Scott, and Tiger were grouped together on the 1st day of the US Open, but they only got in about 4 holes before the tournament was halted because of rain.
Phil Mickelson had finished and was tied for the lead at -3.
Rory and Scott are an early -1 and Woods is 1 over.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/13/2013|
Just checked ESPN...
play has resumed and they are now on the 7th hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/13/2013|
They are still on the course now r84. It was only about an hour long weather delay.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/13/2013|
Sergio crease in pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/13/2013|
Done for the day, played 10 holes.... well, Tiger still has a short put left.
So far -
Scott -3, tied for lead McIlroy Even Woods 2 over
Would be nice if Scott won back to back majors.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/13/2013|
Pardon, Scott's last putt was for par. He sits at -2, one back of the lead.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/13/2013|
Lots of white pants on the course today. Rory and Sergio both showed hot butts and big nuts. White pants should be mandatory for golf
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/13/2013|
Correction to the r89 correction.
Adam Scott is at -3 (through 10 holes). Mickelson is also at -3 and he has completed Round 1 play.
But Luke Donald stands alone in first at -4 (through 13 holes).
Isn't there an actual US Open thread to post these updates in?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/13/2013|
Rory McIlroy definitely has a HUGE penis.
It almost ALWAYS on display while he is playing golf.
Some games more than others, but always present with the pants he wears.
He is extremely fond of white pants for some reason. Wears white pants about 90 percent of the time.
I don't like white pants on pro-golfers - they look like ice cream salesmen.
And I wish Tiger would lose the god awful white belt.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/13/2013|
Rory has a strut around the course and he struts his stuff which a GARGANTUAN penis.
That could be why he landed a very attractive blonde pro-tennis player as his longtime girlfriend.
Because Rory is not good looking other than the ENORMOUS penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/13/2013|
We may have jumped the gun on his package. Sure isn't impressive here. (Unless he has it strapped down.)
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/13/2013|
Oh hell yes! Ten threads is not enough for this beauty!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/13/2013|
The trio finished their first round this morning and none of them did very well, especially Scott.
Final first round scores....Adam Scott 2 over and McIlroy and Woods 3 over.
They tee off for their 2nd round at 10:44
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/14/2013|
Hideous day for Master's champ, Adam Scott(lost 10)
Scores going in to tomorrow's 3rd round -
Mickelson(tied for lead) -1
McIlroy 3 over
Woods 3 over
Scott 7 over
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/14/2013|
McIlroy and Woods had the same shitty day and are now nothing but bystanders.
Both have a score of +9
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/15/2013|
McIlroy looks like that creepy Del from Perverted-Justice- you know, the androgynous chick on "to catch a predator"
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/16/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/21/2013|
His nasal NI accent isn't appealing
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/21/2013|
Still not attractive, but I think he's very hot in this picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/14/2013|
Thanks for posting, R102.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 104||08/18/2013|
This is the thread that first brought me to The DL. I am watching golf as I type this. Rory is leading the tournament, working the course in his blue pants, nice ass following behind. His crotch is full, he is looking fit and sexy
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/01/2014|
Why does Rory always wear see through white pants while playing golf? He is on right now and you can see his hairy ass and his small Irish penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/02/2014|
Anyone seen Rory Barefoot?
|by Anonymous||reply 107||06/27/2014|
Will Rory's hot ass drag his big dick to a win at the British Open today? Once he dumped that bitch he has been playing hot golf.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/20/2014|
I hate his haircut and what he did to Caroline, but damn he looks fit in those grey pants and the shirt is showing he's worked out that upper body.
And reason goes out the window, so of course I'm looking for that bulge...
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/20/2014|
I'd like to see Rory and Adam Scott spit roast little Rickie Fowler.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/20/2014|
That cracker haircut may be gone, but Fowler looks more Sling Blade now.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||07/20/2014|
Rory walks from hole to hole like he grew up in the Harlem ball scene. Wurk!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||07/20/2014|
silly and crude
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/04/2014|
Its not a myth - I've seen his equipment up close and it is huge (even when flaccid).
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/13/2015|
I used to work with a guy who could be Rory's double, right down to the hair.
This guy was known for his 10 inch erect dick as he managed to fuck just about every woman who came within 10 inches of him. The ladies threw themselves at him and he never resisted any of them. The women loved to gossip about him.
It was a sad day when he resigned and moved on.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/13/2015|
Ror can be on the top of my leaderboard anyday
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/11/2015|
OMG, talk about desperation if you think he's attractive. Fame really is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
I thought Jordan Spieth was very attractive...until I saw him without the hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||04/11/2015|
I don't find him attractive, but he certainly wears his bulge well.
Thank God there's some bending and lunging in golf, tennis, and soccer.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/11/2015|
Spieth is very self-conscious about his hairline.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||04/11/2015|
Can't blame him, R119. To be that young and already losing hair is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/11/2015|
The Irish curse is an English canard.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/11/2015|
It's not just his package but also his chest back neck and ass....hottie on the greens and liking his outfit today for the Masters....whew!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/11/2015|
"The biggest cock, and I mean REALLY huge, I've ever seen on anybody was on an Irish guy from Boston."
You can bet he wasn't a Kennedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/11/2015|
One day after posing on the green with his kids, Tiger Woods is back to throwing his clubs in the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/11/2015|
Rory ripped and shirtless.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/11/2015|
We can't forget Swedish golfer Henrik Stenson who stripped down to his boxer briefs after he hit his ball into the water and he didn't want to get his clothes wet.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/11/2015|
Tiger's making a charge but he isn't, nor is anybody else, catching Spieth.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/11/2015|
Let's not forget the magnificent bulge of Dustin Johnson.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||04/11/2015|
he's too ugly to be hot. He also did Caroline Wozniacki very wrong by breaking up with her over the phone shortly after they sent out wedding invitations. She'll find MUCH better.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||04/11/2015|
[quote]He also did Caroline Wozniacki very wrong by breaking up with her over the phone shortly after they sent out wedding invitations. She'll find MUCH better.
She already has, r129.
Of course Watt will have no short-term memory and will likely be drooling uncontrollably by the time he's 45, but he's looks good for now.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||04/11/2015|
Rory is the prototypical butterface.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||04/11/2015|
Watt has total BDF.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||04/11/2015|
Wow, just saw Jordan Spieth without his cap - feel sorry for him that he has already receding hairline at 21! And he looks so cute and baby-faced with his cap on. Can't he get hair plugs?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||04/11/2015|
I believe he is massive unfortunately that cock is attached to that ugly face.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||04/11/2015|
Jordan Spieth looks like he has beautiful nipples.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||04/11/2015|
Jordan Spieth is nice looking but I bet he has a small cock. I don't care what Rory McIlroy's cock or body looks like but he is one ugly person.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||04/12/2015|
Jordan Spieth has a fine ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||04/12/2015|
r133, did you notice just now that Spieth held his cap in front of his head as he fixed his hair? Didn't want the camera to zoom in!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/12/2015|
I didn't know who this Rory person was until this afternoon since the gym had golf on. He has an amazing ass in those white golf pants which had me mesmerized. Face, not so much but he looked better on TV than in the still pictures I googled when I got home.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||04/12/2015|
I don't think Rory's ugly. But he's definitely an AWG in the looks department.
[quote][R133], did you notice just now that Spieth held his cap in front of his head as he fixed his hair? Didn't want the camera to zoom in!
Nah. There are so many cameras out there on them, he knows there's no where to hide it. Not to mention, I'm sure it's the last thing on his mind right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||04/12/2015|
Perfect contrast of personalities.
Tiger, post match interview is all shrouded in mystery: didn't disclose when he would play next, talked about how he had to pop a bone in his hand back in place (really?), and gave off the usual vibe that he couldn't stand talking to Bill Macatee.
Rory, post match interview: is asked about his game, starts to answer, and then - unprompted - starts to talk about how there was no catching Spieth this week, how deserving Jordan is of the win, how it's great for golf to have a new young champion.
They couldn't be more different.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||04/12/2015|
Tiger was pissed the Spieth was about to break his -18 Master record though it didn't happen.
Still surprised how Tiger managed to made the cut and even top 20 when he hasn't played at all for several months.
Rory has an amazing body and totally has BDF but the 'F' is unfortunate. Now if only Spieth has Rory's body and hairline, then he'd be perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||04/12/2015|
Rory McIlroy is FUGLY. He broke up with his girlfriend when he was still a little cute but now he is NOT cute at all. He's got a big bushel of pubes down there that's what the bulge is.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||04/12/2015|
R141, your depiction of Tiger after The Masers is a lie.
Tiger also praised Jordan Spieth profusely.
R141, you're a liar and you see Tiger thru your eyes of hatred and disdain and ridicule.
You're ugly inside, R141, and Tiger's personality has been excellent all thruout Masters week including today and afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||04/12/2015|
Dustin Johnson had a nice package. His partner is Wayne Gretzky's hot daughter...has a child with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||04/12/2015|
Here's a link to the interview, R144. Didn't mention Spieth at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||04/13/2015|
R146, I watched the entire Masters and Tiger gave profuse praise to Jordan Spieth many times during the whole week including today.
Just because he supposedly didn't say something during the one interview you post doesn't mean he didn't repeatedly at other times....which I saw.
I also watch almost all the analysis at The Golf Channel all week.
You try to mis-characterize Tiger into something he is not.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||04/13/2015|
I've not mischaracterized anything. I referenced the specific Macatee interviews to draw a comparison. I didn't proclaim to draw an analysis from a week's worth of interviews.
Out of curiousity, I've checked the interview transcripts from this week at The Masters. Not seeing "profuse praise" from Tiger in any of the interviews, unless calling him "Steady Eddy" is praise. I would welcome seeing other comments by Woods if you have them.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||04/13/2015|
I thought the caddy for Jordan Spieth was hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||04/13/2015|
Spieth with his daddy, I mean caddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/14/2015|
I want Jordan Spieth in me, deeply. I don't care about his receding hairline. His ass and legs look spectacular. He seems to have a nice tight torso, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/15/2015|
Rory is not fugly.....anyways, in the dark with him ploughing me who cares?
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/22/2015|
Do you know who Rory looks like? Remember the group, "perverted-justice? Their mugs were on dateline: to catch a predator. Rory looks like Del Harvey. the young woman that was used as bait for gay men. She looks like Rory!
I found a picture of her, but i remeber her looking less "feminine" on the dateline episodes.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||04/22/2015|
Those Rory McIlroy Men's Health photos are incredible. His body is amazing and sexy. And does anyone know if there any Jordan Spieth photos out there where he's shirtless? Doubt it, but you never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||04/22/2015|
Rickie Fowler looked hot as fuck this weekend at Sawgrass. He played an amazing game to win!
He is cute as hell but doesn't seem to be very well hung. Even in photos of him in swim shorts.
His hot girlfriend is only after the almost $3 million he has won so far this year! He deserves better
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/11/2015|
R129 The worst part is not even how he dumped her. It's that he couldn't wait to humiliate her to the whole world by calling a press conference HOURS after blindsiding her on the phone. He did the same thing to his ex-girlfriend of many years. Epitome of a scumbag.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/11/2015|
I wonder if the OP is aware that his thread is still floating around four years later. Funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/12/2015|
Enjoying Jordan's kissable nipples today, but missing Rory's package ass and chest and omg sexy walk!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||06/07/2015|
Dustin Johnson and Rory bulging all over the place today.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||06/21/2015|
Caught this VPL of Bill Haas. Very cute guy, nice cock, apparently.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||Last Wednesday at 3:59 PM|