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Rory McIlroy - Sizemeat?

OK Dataloungers . . . . Every time I see Rory McIlroy on TV, he seems to be showing huge sizemeat. Golfers don't wear jock protection, so why is his pants bulging like they are? I didn't know the Irish had sizemeat. Thoughts? I don't have any links of the bulge, but simply watch the first 5 minutes of Sportscenter this weekend and you will see the bulge in the middle of your TV. No way you can avoid not seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 16010/07/2015

The "Irish curse" is a myth.

by Anonymousreply 106/17/2011

You watch golf on TV?

by Anonymousreply 406/17/2011

I have to say, I saw 2 clips of him today on the news and that was my reaction to him in both instances... he's working the bulge without a doubt intentionally.

by Anonymousreply 706/17/2011

Me too, I saw a still pic of him earlier and thought, hmm, major bulge action, on a golfer, what's up with that?

by Anonymousreply 1106/18/2011

His face leaves something to be desired, but he had a pretty nice bod. There are a lot of cutie-pie pro golfers these days.....rickie fowler anyone?

by Anonymousreply 1406/18/2011

He's cute!

by Anonymousreply 1706/18/2011

Surprisingly, golf is a good ass-watching sport. All these guys where fairly tight, fairly thin, generally flat-front pants, so there's some nice ass to be seen among the saggier and older asses.

You'd think that would translate to a lot more bulge, but, other than Rory, not really.

I know I'm a buzz kill, but I still don't see huge COCK bulge on Rory. He wears that belt with the big buckle right at his waist and it looks like he's created a mini-tent, which, of course could be filled with massive cock, but I don't see definitive evidence.

But, so many people here are convinced, I'm going to take a closer look and really analyze the bulge.

by Anonymousreply 1806/18/2011

where = wear.

by Anonymousreply 1906/18/2011

I think Rory had a raging erection/hardon when he arrived at the golf course today.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2106/18/2011

Not what I'd call a looker, but he does seem to have a bulge going on in many photos.

by Anonymousreply 2206/18/2011

Big, big, meat! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 2306/18/2011

He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?

by Anonymousreply 2406/18/2011

[quote]He would look a lot better with really short hair. Is his face too round for a crew cut?%0D %0D He looks like a lesbian, albeit one with a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 2506/18/2011

Dustin Johnson looks big.

by Anonymousreply 2606/18/2011

To those saying they don't see it, look at pics of him after he's swung and holding his pose. In that position he's pressing up against his pants with no slack for any "tenting" and he's got plenty in there to press up against his pants.

Agree his face leaves something to be desired, but he's still a little cute. Nice body, impressive bulge. I'd lie down with my legs spread for him without any coaxing.

by Anonymousreply 2706/18/2011

With nothing to do today, I watched the bulge (aka Rory McIlroy) play golf today. The more I look at it, the more I am convinced it is cock and not mere tenting.

And for R27 . . . . get in the damn line! My legs have been spread longer than yours.

by Anonymousreply 2806/18/2011

[quote]I didn't know the Irish had sizemeat.

Hello, Liam Neeson???

I think Rory is cute (tho way too young for me).

by Anonymousreply 2906/18/2011

I'm R3 and R18. I had my doubts, but I saw it today. There's something above average in his pants.

I was skeptical, simply because I've seen a lot of trouser bunching tenting that looked like big dick, but wasn't. But, I saw some angles today where it was obvious that he's packing something impressive.

by Anonymousreply 3006/18/2011

OP that's cool. I'll wait my turn. If he wanted he could line up all the ass and pussy he wanted, and bless us all with his invasive plowing.

by Anonymousreply 3106/19/2011

He might have a big cock but he sure is butt ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3206/20/2011

Honest to God, on Sunday I saw him on TV and I not only assumed I came across an LPGA tournament, but that I was looking at a butch lady golfer.

by Anonymousreply 3306/21/2011

Perhaps he wears those briefs with the "masculine enhancement strap".

by Anonymousreply 3406/21/2011

his face is tragic. hope he does have something in the pants to distract from it.

by Anonymousreply 3506/21/2011

Photographic proof of why I thought he was an LPGA golfer:

by Anonymousreply 3606/21/2011

Here's the video referenced by R15. Sorry, but I don't know how to imbed it. I might just start watching golf.

by Anonymousreply 3706/21/2011

A huge, juicy dick AND soon to be the highest-paid athlete in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 3806/22/2011

yes, Rory is a well endowed man. and yes, the irish are above average sizewise

by Anonymousreply 3907/11/2011


by Anonymousreply 4011/29/2011

I thought it was just me too. He looks especially hugh when he wears white pants, which he does fairly often. Nice bod too (which fortunately distrcts from the face).

by Anonymousreply 4206/15/2012

Go-Go Boys

by Anonymousreply 4306/15/2012


by Anonymousreply 4406/15/2012

Whether McIlroy does or doesn't have a huge schlong, maybe he'd better stop slipping it to Caroline Wozniacki because he's been sucking in tournaments since he's been dating her. And the same goes for her.

by Anonymousreply 4506/17/2012

Forget these young 'uns, the one who really does it for me is Sergio Garcia. Looks like he might be very well hung too. Uncut?

by Anonymousreply 4606/17/2012

Rory is hot and I would happily pound that sexy arse of his all night long

by Anonymousreply 4706/29/2012

He's cuter with short hair... and yes, he's packin'!!

by Anonymousreply 4806/29/2012

They all pale in comparison to Adam Scott, the Australian golfer. so pretty he could be a model. Gay? we can only hope......

by Anonymousreply 4906/29/2012

Sergio Garcia's ass looks fantastic in the pants he's wearing right now at the British Open. Normally I don't care for him, but I saw him walking away and had to do a double take.

by Anonymousreply 5007/19/2012

Dustin too big!!!

by Anonymousreply 5207/20/2012

and why are you checking out his bulge...I find it quite nice

by Anonymousreply 5308/10/2012

yummm I find him quite adorable,his butt his face,his whole body head to toe, PERFECT.... And his bulge wow love it,says it all!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5408/11/2012

Rory is gorgeous and I want his babies.

by Anonymousreply 5508/13/2012

Just saw in a few minutes ago ITS HUGE

by Anonymousreply 5609/03/2012


by Anonymousreply 5709/03/2012

Dustin Johnson looked really good stuffed into his pants today - kind of Rory like. But Dustin showed if off better wearing white. Rory wore black pants today which didn't help any bulge show up on TV.

It was so captivating it even seemed his twosome partner Tiger couldn't keep his eyes off Dustin's ass when he was putting. I don't blame him.

by Anonymousreply 5809/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 5909/23/2012

What a lucky girl Caroline Wozniaki is ! lol

by Anonymousreply 6009/23/2012

Great Ass too... DAYUMMMMM !!!!! C H O K E , L I C K , S Q U I R T !!

by Anonymousreply 6109/23/2012

He looks a little bit like Rosie O'Donnell, which is off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 6209/23/2012

Ewww. He could be packing an anaconda and I'd run for the hill regardless.

by Anonymousreply 6409/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 6509/23/2012

Caroline is a very lucky girl. Rory is a belter!

by Anonymousreply 6609/25/2012

he looks like he is packing a large club cause his pants are so tight. his penis is about 4inches and uncut (when soft) when erect, he is about 6 maybe 6.5. sorry to bust anyone fantasys about his cock.

by Anonymousreply 6712/27/2012

Ricky Fowler is 24 and very cute!

by Anonymousreply 6803/03/2013

Rory threw a fit and walked off the golf course mid-game. People are calling him a brat.

by Anonymousreply 6903/03/2013

R69, are you talking about the recent walk-off which he claimed was due to pain from a bad molar (wisdom tooth) or was there another incident?

by Anonymousreply 7003/03/2013

I'm not r69, but I'm certain that's the incident that prompted the comment, r70.

That just happened on Friday afternoon after Rory went +7 through the first 8 holes, then launched a ball into the water hazard when he finally walked off the course.

He didn't come up with the wisdom tooth discomfort story until later that day - after his PR team had a chance to coach him that he needed to provide an excuse why the No. 1 golfer in the world would do a walk-out on a tournament.

by Anonymousreply 7103/03/2013

Rory now acknowledges how his behavior is not befitting a professional.

He might be having trouble with Wozniacki. She had just suffered her most surprising defeat since she ascended to the top of the game a couple years ago.

Also his recent change of equipment likely plays a part in his poor performance early this season.

by Anonymousreply 7203/05/2013

For a suck of his big dick and a trip up his fat ass I would forgive him.

by Anonymousreply 7303/05/2013

I could do with being in a McIlroy/Fowler sandwich right about now

by Anonymousreply 7403/07/2013

Agreed, R74. And Adam Scott trading off with one of them.

by Anonymousreply 7503/07/2013

Most gay guys would love to have Rory breed them.

by Anonymousreply 7603/08/2013

Who has a bigger cock, Rory, Sergio Garcia or Tiger?

by Anonymousreply 7705/13/2013

No idea but I do know that Rory's is the only one I want to suck

by Anonymousreply 7805/15/2013

This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 7905/15/2013

It's a colostomie bag.

by Anonymousreply 8005/15/2013

Sergio bulge?

by Anonymousreply 8105/15/2013

"No way you can avoid not seeing it."

Just what the world needs. Rose Nyland, Size Queen.

by Anonymousreply 8205/15/2013

I'm pretty much expecting Rory to fall apart this afternoon when his group (Woods & Scott) tees off.

by Anonymousreply 8306/13/2013

Rory, Adam Scott, and Tiger were grouped together on the 1st day of the US Open, but they only got in about 4 holes before the tournament was halted because of rain.

Phil Mickelson had finished and was tied for the lead at -3.

Rory and Scott are an early -1 and Woods is 1 over.

by Anonymousreply 8406/13/2013

Just checked ESPN...

play has resumed and they are now on the 7th hole.

by Anonymousreply 8506/13/2013

They are still on the course now r84. It was only about an hour long weather delay.

by Anonymousreply 8606/13/2013

[quote]Sergio bulge?

Sergio crease in pants.

by Anonymousreply 8706/13/2013

Done for the day, played 10 holes.... well, Tiger still has a short put left.

So far -

Scott -3, tied for lead McIlroy Even Woods 2 over

Would be nice if Scott won back to back majors.

by Anonymousreply 8806/13/2013

Pardon, Scott's last putt was for par. He sits at -2, one back of the lead.

by Anonymousreply 8906/13/2013

Lots of white pants on the course today. Rory and Sergio both showed hot butts and big nuts. White pants should be mandatory for golf

by Anonymousreply 9006/13/2013

Correction to the r89 correction.

Adam Scott is at -3 (through 10 holes). Mickelson is also at -3 and he has completed Round 1 play.

But Luke Donald stands alone in first at -4 (through 13 holes).

Isn't there an actual US Open thread to post these updates in?

by Anonymousreply 9106/13/2013

Rory McIlroy definitely has a HUGE penis.

It almost ALWAYS on display while he is playing golf.

Some games more than others, but always present with the pants he wears.

He is extremely fond of white pants for some reason. Wears white pants about 90 percent of the time.

I don't like white pants on pro-golfers - they look like ice cream salesmen.

And I wish Tiger would lose the god awful white belt.

by Anonymousreply 9206/13/2013

Rory has a strut around the course and he struts his stuff which a GARGANTUAN penis.

That could be why he landed a very attractive blonde pro-tennis player as his longtime girlfriend.

Because Rory is not good looking other than the ENORMOUS penis.

by Anonymousreply 9306/13/2013

We may have jumped the gun on his package. Sure isn't impressive here. (Unless he has it strapped down.)

by Anonymousreply 9406/13/2013

Oh hell yes! Ten threads is not enough for this beauty!

by Anonymousreply 9506/13/2013

The trio finished their first round this morning and none of them did very well, especially Scott.

Final first round scores....Adam Scott 2 over and McIlroy and Woods 3 over.

They tee off for their 2nd round at 10:44

by Anonymousreply 9606/14/2013

Hideous day for Master's champ, Adam Scott(lost 10)

Scores going in to tomorrow's 3rd round -

Mickelson(tied for lead) -1

McIlroy 3 over

Woods 3 over

Scott 7 over

by Anonymousreply 9706/14/2013

McIlroy and Woods had the same shitty day and are now nothing but bystanders.

Both have a score of +9

by Anonymousreply 9806/15/2013

McIlroy looks like that creepy Del from Perverted-Justice- you know, the androgynous chick on "to catch a predator"

by Anonymousreply 9906/16/2013

Not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 10006/21/2013

His nasal NI accent isn't appealing

by Anonymousreply 10106/21/2013

Still not attractive, but I think he's very hot in this picture.

by Anonymousreply 10207/14/2013

Thanks for posting, R102.

by Anonymousreply 10307/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 10408/18/2013

This is the thread that first brought me to The DL. I am watching golf as I type this. Rory is leading the tournament, working the course in his blue pants, nice ass following behind. His crotch is full, he is looking fit and sexy

by Anonymousreply 10503/01/2014

Why does Rory always wear see through white pants while playing golf? He is on right now and you can see his hairy ass and his small Irish penis.

by Anonymousreply 10603/02/2014

Anyone seen Rory Barefoot?

by Anonymousreply 10706/27/2014

Will Rory's hot ass drag his big dick to a win at the British Open today? Once he dumped that bitch he has been playing hot golf.

by Anonymousreply 10807/20/2014

I hate his haircut and what he did to Caroline, but damn he looks fit in those grey pants and the shirt is showing he's worked out that upper body.

And reason goes out the window, so of course I'm looking for that bulge...

by Anonymousreply 10907/20/2014

I'd like to see Rory and Adam Scott spit roast little Rickie Fowler.

by Anonymousreply 11007/20/2014

That cracker haircut may be gone, but Fowler looks more Sling Blade now.


by Anonymousreply 11107/20/2014

Rory walks from hole to hole like he grew up in the Harlem ball scene. Wurk!

by Anonymousreply 11207/20/2014

silly and crude

by Anonymousreply 11308/04/2014

Its not a myth - I've seen his equipment up close and it is huge (even when flaccid).

by Anonymousreply 11403/13/2015

I used to work with a guy who could be Rory's double, right down to the hair.

This guy was known for his 10 inch erect dick as he managed to fuck just about every woman who came within 10 inches of him. The ladies threw themselves at him and he never resisted any of them. The women loved to gossip about him.

It was a sad day when he resigned and moved on.

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2015

Ror can be on the top of my leaderboard anyday

by Anonymousreply 11604/11/2015

OMG, talk about desperation if you think he's attractive. Fame really is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I thought Jordan Spieth was very attractive...until I saw him without the hat.

by Anonymousreply 11704/11/2015

I don't find him attractive, but he certainly wears his bulge well.

Thank God there's some bending and lunging in golf, tennis, and soccer.

by Anonymousreply 11804/11/2015

Spieth is very self-conscious about his hairline.

by Anonymousreply 11904/11/2015

Can't blame him, R119. To be that young and already losing hair is awful.

by Anonymousreply 12004/11/2015

The Irish curse is an English canard.

by Anonymousreply 12104/11/2015

It's not just his package but also his chest back neck and ass....hottie on the greens and liking his outfit today for the Masters....whew!

by Anonymousreply 12204/11/2015

"The biggest cock, and I mean REALLY huge, I've ever seen on anybody was on an Irish guy from Boston."

You can bet he wasn't a Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 12304/11/2015

One day after posing on the green with his kids, Tiger Woods is back to throwing his clubs in the air.

by Anonymousreply 12404/11/2015

Rory ripped and shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 12504/11/2015

We can't forget Swedish golfer Henrik Stenson who stripped down to his boxer briefs after he hit his ball into the water and he didn't want to get his clothes wet.

by Anonymousreply 12604/11/2015

Tiger's making a charge but he isn't, nor is anybody else, catching Spieth.

by Anonymousreply 12704/11/2015

Let's not forget the magnificent bulge of Dustin Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 12804/11/2015

he's too ugly to be hot. He also did Caroline Wozniacki very wrong by breaking up with her over the phone shortly after they sent out wedding invitations. She'll find MUCH better.

by Anonymousreply 12904/11/2015

[quote]He also did Caroline Wozniacki very wrong by breaking up with her over the phone shortly after they sent out wedding invitations. She'll find MUCH better.

She already has, r129.

Of course Watt will have no short-term memory and will likely be drooling uncontrollably by the time he's 45, but he's looks good for now.

by Anonymousreply 13004/11/2015

Rory is the prototypical butterface.

by Anonymousreply 13104/11/2015

Watt has total BDF.

by Anonymousreply 13204/11/2015

Wow, just saw Jordan Spieth without his cap - feel sorry for him that he has already receding hairline at 21! And he looks so cute and baby-faced with his cap on. Can't he get hair plugs?

by Anonymousreply 13304/11/2015

I believe he is massive unfortunately that cock is attached to that ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 13404/11/2015

Jordan Spieth looks like he has beautiful nipples.

by Anonymousreply 13504/11/2015

Jordan Spieth is nice looking but I bet he has a small cock. I don't care what Rory McIlroy's cock or body looks like but he is one ugly person.

by Anonymousreply 13604/12/2015

Jordan Spieth has a fine ass.

by Anonymousreply 13704/12/2015

r133, did you notice just now that Spieth held his cap in front of his head as he fixed his hair? Didn't want the camera to zoom in!

by Anonymousreply 13804/12/2015

I didn't know who this Rory person was until this afternoon since the gym had golf on. He has an amazing ass in those white golf pants which had me mesmerized. Face, not so much but he looked better on TV than in the still pictures I googled when I got home.

by Anonymousreply 13904/12/2015

I don't think Rory's ugly. But he's definitely an AWG in the looks department.

[quote][R133], did you notice just now that Spieth held his cap in front of his head as he fixed his hair? Didn't want the camera to zoom in!

Nah. There are so many cameras out there on them, he knows there's no where to hide it. Not to mention, I'm sure it's the last thing on his mind right now.

by Anonymousreply 14004/12/2015

Perfect contrast of personalities.

Tiger, post match interview is all shrouded in mystery: didn't disclose when he would play next, talked about how he had to pop a bone in his hand back in place (really?), and gave off the usual vibe that he couldn't stand talking to Bill Macatee.

Rory, post match interview: is asked about his game, starts to answer, and then - unprompted - starts to talk about how there was no catching Spieth this week, how deserving Jordan is of the win, how it's great for golf to have a new young champion.

They couldn't be more different.

by Anonymousreply 14104/12/2015

Tiger was pissed the Spieth was about to break his -18 Master record though it didn't happen.

Still surprised how Tiger managed to made the cut and even top 20 when he hasn't played at all for several months.

Rory has an amazing body and totally has BDF but the 'F' is unfortunate. Now if only Spieth has Rory's body and hairline, then he'd be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 14204/12/2015

Rory McIlroy is FUGLY. He broke up with his girlfriend when he was still a little cute but now he is NOT cute at all. He's got a big bushel of pubes down there that's what the bulge is.

by Anonymousreply 14304/12/2015

R141, your depiction of Tiger after The Masers is a lie.

Tiger also praised Jordan Spieth profusely.

R141, you're a liar and you see Tiger thru your eyes of hatred and disdain and ridicule.

You're ugly inside, R141, and Tiger's personality has been excellent all thruout Masters week including today and afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 14404/12/2015

Dustin Johnson had a nice package. His partner is Wayne Gretzky's hot daughter...has a child with her.

by Anonymousreply 14504/12/2015

Here's a link to the interview, R144. Didn't mention Spieth at all.

by Anonymousreply 14604/13/2015

R146, I watched the entire Masters and Tiger gave profuse praise to Jordan Spieth many times during the whole week including today.

Just because he supposedly didn't say something during the one interview you post doesn't mean he didn't repeatedly at other times....which I saw.

I also watch almost all the analysis at The Golf Channel all week.

You try to mis-characterize Tiger into something he is not.

by Anonymousreply 14704/13/2015

I've not mischaracterized anything. I referenced the specific Macatee interviews to draw a comparison. I didn't proclaim to draw an analysis from a week's worth of interviews.

Out of curiousity, I've checked the interview transcripts from this week at The Masters. Not seeing "profuse praise" from Tiger in any of the interviews, unless calling him "Steady Eddy" is praise. I would welcome seeing other comments by Woods if you have them.

by Anonymousreply 14804/13/2015

I thought the caddy for Jordan Spieth was hot.

by Anonymousreply 14904/13/2015

Spieth with his daddy, I mean caddy.

by Anonymousreply 15004/14/2015

I want Jordan Spieth in me, deeply. I don't care about his receding hairline. His ass and legs look spectacular. He seems to have a nice tight torso, too.

by Anonymousreply 15104/15/2015

Rory is not fugly.....anyways, in the dark with him ploughing me who cares?

by Anonymousreply 15204/22/2015

Do you know who Rory looks like? Remember the group, "perverted-justice? Their mugs were on dateline: to catch a predator. Rory looks like Del Harvey. the young woman that was used as bait for gay men. She looks like Rory!

I found a picture of her, but i remeber her looking less "feminine" on the dateline episodes.

by Anonymousreply 15304/22/2015

Those Rory McIlroy Men's Health photos are incredible. His body is amazing and sexy. And does anyone know if there any Jordan Spieth photos out there where he's shirtless? Doubt it, but you never know.

by Anonymousreply 15404/22/2015

Rickie Fowler looked hot as fuck this weekend at Sawgrass. He played an amazing game to win!

He is cute as hell but doesn't seem to be very well hung. Even in photos of him in swim shorts.

His hot girlfriend is only after the almost $3 million he has won so far this year! He deserves better

by Anonymousreply 15505/11/2015

R129 The worst part is not even how he dumped her. It's that he couldn't wait to humiliate her to the whole world by calling a press conference HOURS after blindsiding her on the phone. He did the same thing to his ex-girlfriend of many years. Epitome of a scumbag.

by Anonymousreply 15605/11/2015

I wonder if the OP is aware that his thread is still floating around four years later. Funny.

by Anonymousreply 15705/12/2015

Enjoying Jordan's kissable nipples today, but missing Rory's package ass and chest and omg sexy walk!

by Anonymousreply 15806/07/2015

Dustin Johnson and Rory bulging all over the place today.

by Anonymousreply 15906/21/2015

Caught this VPL of Bill Haas. Very cute guy, nice cock, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 16010/07/2015
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