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Using Nair on your balls and taint.

Summer is here and it is time to do a little trimming down there. A friend at the gym said that it is OK to use Nair to clean up. I went to Duane Reade last night to pick some up but in the "warnings" section it clearly said "do not use in genital or perineum area. Has anyone else used Nair or anything else. TIA

by Jimreply 6206/13/2014

I threatened to put Neet in my stepmother's shampoo once.

by Jimreply 206/15/2011

You should use Nads on your nads.

by Jimreply 306/15/2011

Who wears no shorts%0D %0D We wear no shorts%0D %0D If you dare wear no shorts%0D %0D Nair for no shorts

by Jimreply 406/15/2011

Pubic hair is too thick

by Jimreply 506/15/2011

Burn baby Burn.

by Jimreply 606/15/2011

Here's a warning: Those who will be sucking on my balls, taint, dick, and asshole are going to get a mouthful of hair in the process. And the pussies horrified by that prospect can stay home.

by Jimreply 706/15/2011

Give it a shot and report back the experience, Jim.

Sometimes the boys and girls in the Legal Dept, go way beyond nuts.

Ignore, and Nair the hair away!

by Jimreply 806/15/2011

New here, R9?

by Jimreply 1006/15/2011

Not just here; kids call the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, the "taint" nowadays.

by Jimreply 1106/15/2011

You would receive painful chemical burns.

by Jimreply 1206/15/2011

DON'T.%0D %0D I tried this many years ago (around, uh, 20), and it turned out just as r12 says. Horrible. A day of absolute torment, and at that I got off easy.

by Jimreply 1306/15/2011

I had a dear friend who used Nair on her scrotum, sphincter, and phallus. And she died.

by Jimreply 1406/15/2011

OP - years ago when I used to run, bike and work out a lot I just hated body hair (on myself) - I used to get waxed everywhere but "down there" - on that I used Nair for Men (It's a thick cream)- frequently - followed the directions and never had any problems (never burns) - it's a bit messy - but you just apply it before you go into the shower (trim down as much as you can with scissors first) - wait (I think I waited longer than the instructions) 10 minutes or so, then in the shower use a wash cloth to make sure everything comes off - you'll have to clean the tub and drain after your shower, but will be smooth as a baby's bottom. I am VERY hairy - and did not have any problem.

by Jimreply 1506/15/2011

You need a lover who will gently shave it for you.

by Jimreply 1706/15/2011

Taint is infantile? Why yes, now that you mention it, just the other day I heard a toddler at the park complain that the kiddie swing was hard on the taint.

by Jimreply 1806/15/2011

Ha! OP, I was just telling someone the other day of the time I used Nair on my balls 8 years ago. It burned like hell! I was miserable for a few days. I couldn't shower 'cause the water hitting that area made it sting even worse. I learned a lesson that day: Always read the WARNING signs on bottles.

by Jimreply 1906/15/2011

I've used it - burns a bit but not that much and does a good job.%0D %0D Of course - now I have cancer in one of the boys - but it was probably not that - well, it was either that or the cellphone I keep in my pocket.%0D %0D

by Jimreply 2006/15/2011

I did that about 20 years ago. Burnt like a motherfucker. For several days! Thankfully, I'd only done my balls. I hadn't read the instructions, I figured "hair is hair", not realizing that skin type figured into the equation.

Even professional waxers won't use the same hot wax down there as they used for other body parts.

Follow the instructions, or better yet, find someone that will shave it for you.

by Jimreply 2106/15/2011

When I was about 13 and getting some fuzz on my upper lip, I used my mother's Nair on it since I didn't have a razor. It stang like hell and discolored the area for months.

by Jimreply 2206/15/2011

10 minutes is WAY too long,r15. 5 minutes,max,and even that's pushing it...%0D %0D The skin 'down there'is very sensitive and hair removal is much less stubborn than facial hair.

by Jimreply 2406/15/2011

r9/r16, I've been hearing "taint" amongst adult gay males for more than 20 years now. Indeed, it wasn't until I was an adult that I heard the term.

by Jimreply 2506/15/2011

Taint nobody's business if I do.

by Jimreply 2606/15/2011

Yeah I've been hearing and using "taint" since about 1980. I was 19 and my first boyfriend had a lovely taint.

by Jimreply 2706/15/2011

{quote]Not just here; kids call the perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus, the "taint" nowadays.

I've been hearing this for 20 years at least.

by Jimreply 2806/15/2011

[quote]No, I'm not new here. Just amazed that supposed adults resort to infantile and girly language on a message board like this

Um, what? It's sexual slang, like calling your scrotum "balls" or your penis "dick". It's not girly or infantile at all. If anything it's crude and adult.

Are you very, very old? Or live on an deserted island somewhere?

by Jimreply 2906/15/2011

Apply vaseline on your anus to act as a barrier cream.

by Jimreply 3006/15/2011

Use a product called Magic. It's what black guys who have a problem shaving use. Works great.

by Jimreply 3106/15/2011

Burn the hair off!

by Jimreply 3206/15/2011

Taint has been in the straight lingo forever. My brother explained it to me light years ago, t'aint pussy and t'aint ass...

by Jimreply 3306/15/2011

I wouldn't suggest this.

by Jimreply 3406/15/2011

Just use a razor and shave the balls. Easy peasy. Just don't touch the taint. a hairy taint is sexy...

by Jimreply 3506/15/2011

"gooch" is the young'uns term for taint

by Jimreply 3606/15/2011

The taint is also know as the "Nacho Area" i.e., nacho ass, nacho balls.

by Jimreply 3706/15/2011

R16 Who're you calling an adult??!!?!?

by Jimreply 3806/15/2011

use it! in fact, use a triple batch of it! if it stings, rub some salt in it, and maybe some ispropyl alcohol. then light it all on fire. %0D %0D report back your findings.

by Jimreply 3906/15/2011

DONT DO IT!!!%0D %0D I once used Nair on my ass. Turned my cheeks so red, my blue jeans looked purple.

by Jimreply 4006/15/2011

Try boric acid.

by Jimreply 4106/15/2011

Try hydrochloric acid for quicker hair removal, OP.

by Jimreply 4206/15/2011

Try a product called Surgicream.

by Jimreply 4306/15/2011

Omfg you hav no idea did the same thing that guy did and I am fucking dying of pain literally fell to my knees I am fucking dying did not happened the first time

All in all 3 shots and a lortab did not help

Fuck nair

by Jimreply 4411/06/2012

[quote]10 minutes is WAY too long,[R15]. 5 minutes,max,and even that's pushing it...

True dat! I use a stopwatch and don't go over four minutes. I feel it when I do. You gotta treat this as something that can bite you if you're not careful.

If you are careful, you'll be happy with with the results. I've been doing it regularly for at least ten years so you may need to experiment.

by Jimreply 4511/07/2012

Many homosexuals Nair their entire bodies!

by Jimreply 4611/07/2012

I've been using Nair for men, basically since it came out. I burned myself before. Only because I scratched & didn't realize I did before putting cream on. Other than it being a little uncomfortable 4 a couple of days, just man up. It's not the end of the world. They are getting better, they've gotten better with the wipe on, shower off formula. Works faster & easier then before. So yes, I put it on my whole body, arms back torso, pelvic area front & back. Balls, shaft, perineum, around rectum. Use it,

by Jimreply 4702/02/2013


by Jimreply 4802/02/2013

[quote]I had a dear friend who used Nair on her scrotum, sphincter, and phallus. And she died.

With those organs and that gender, death sounds like the least of her problems.

by Jimreply 4902/02/2013

R37, that made me laugh.

by Jimreply 5002/02/2013

Pour directly on anus.

by Jimreply 5102/02/2013

check out the bare pair on amazon - it is a hair removal set for you balls and dick. I use it and I look like a 12 year old boy down there...except for my huge hairless cock

by Jimreply 5202/02/2013

Saliva is a depilatory, if directly applied in sufficient quantity.

by Jimreply 5402/02/2013

The Bare Pair King Kombo

by Jimreply 5502/02/2013

Enjoy the testicular and anal cancer.

They'll have to amputate you below the belly button.

by Jimreply 5602/02/2013

What's good for back hair?

by Jimreply 5702/02/2013

R15, You didn't have problems with ingrown hair after that?

by Jimreply 5802/02/2013

About every two months I pay to have a guy shave the area. I have been happily married for over 40 years and my wife likes the feel and appearance. The guy who does it charges $40. And it's worth it. It is arousing for me when he has my cock or balls in one hand and the trimmer or razor in the other. (During this time he puts a mask on me so I don't stare into the bright light overhead. With the mask on the only thing I feel is my junk being touched.) He turns me over and I spread my legs apart so that he can do my taint and ass cheeks and hole. I never have any odor and it feels good to touch. I feel cleaner every time I shower. When he finishes and wipes off the shaving cream - he puts a smooth cream slowly on my cock and the boys and the rest is history!

by Jimreply 5906/13/2014

Just be sure you splash a big handful of rubbing alcohol all over when you're done!

by Jimreply 6006/13/2014

Used nair once and never again. I started waxing my cock, balls and taint, stays smooth for months.

by Jimreply 6106/13/2014
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