and all of us grew up to be adults who have sex. When you were a kid, when did you realize this was in your future? It really is bizarre, isn't it, that this pursuit would become a drive?
Once we were babies
|by Umpy||reply 45||06/26/2013|
We love you, (G)(R)Umpy. You're a bit on the strange side, but we love you.
|by Umpy||reply 1||06/14/2011|
And I remember as a kid not being able to relax if I was sticky from candy or the adhesive from price tags.
|by Umpy||reply 2||06/14/2011|
Somebody check this guy in already.
|by Umpy||reply 3||06/14/2011|
Speak for yourself, r1.
|by Umpy||reply 4||06/14/2011|
homo or hetero -it doesn't matter. But it is weird.
|by Umpy||reply 5||06/14/2011|
How's Tammy doing, G/R/Umpy?
|by Umpy||reply 6||06/14/2011|
I hated the idea of having sex then, I hate sex now.
|by Umpy||reply 7||06/14/2011|
When I realized I was different and that all the representations of us on the news were of perverts being arrested and demonized. I realized then sex was going to be a problem for me.
|by Umpy||reply 8||06/14/2011|
I fear Tammy has been touched inappropriately. You just know he explores her body.
|by Umpy||reply 9||06/14/2011|
And some of us grew up to be stank-ass bums in the public library
I'm so fucking high right now
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|by Umpy||reply 11||06/14/2011|
G/R/Umpy, does it bother you that people care more about Tammy?
|by Umpy||reply 12||06/14/2011|
I've thought the same, OP. it's very weird. You look at babies on the street and think they're going to be sex-obsessed adults someday. It's gross.
|by Umpy||reply 13||06/14/2011|
HELP.%0D %0D ME.%0D %0D PLEASE.
|by Umpy||reply 14||06/14/2011|
Tammy's poor mini-vag is probably torn up already. Too late for Tammy. Too late, Tammy.
|by Umpy||reply 15||06/14/2011|
I have never said anything as gross and hateful as the things you all are saying about my cat. Compared to some of you people, I am the picture of mental health.%0D %0D But is weird to think that if Tammy were out in the wild, she would be fucking around, having litters of kittens.
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R13? Only the males.
|by Umpy||reply 17||06/14/2011|
Grumpy, even if she is an indoor cat, Tammy should be spayed. It will make her more content. If you can't afford, there are spay/neuter clinics that cost very little.%0D %0D And I agree that the things people are saying about Tammy are unkind and unfair.%0D %0D Maybe I missed out, but what happened at your job after you made the comments about the baby?
|by Umpy||reply 18||06/14/2011|
Tammy is spade, she came from the shelter that way. And we're current on our rabie shots, vaccinations, etc.%0D %0D Our dept head said he would have to write me up for abusive language, but I apologized, again, to her and she dropped it. So all I got was a verbal warning and nothing went in my HR file.
|by Umpy||reply 19||06/14/2011|
%0D [quote]I have never said anything as gross and hateful as the things you all are saying about my cat.%0D %0D No one has said anything gross and hateful about Tammy. %0D %0D We're saying it about you, Tardumpy.
|by Umpy||reply 20||06/14/2011|
It's SPAYED, you idiot.
|by Umpy||reply 21||06/14/2011|
I know Tammy personally and she is always rubbing her vagine and clitori against my feet.%0D %0D She is certainly not spayed.%0D %0D
|by Umpy||reply 22||06/14/2011|
I M DIGGING A TUNNEL THAT WILL BE MY ESCAPE JUST PLEASE DONT TELL HIM ANYTHING ITS MY ONE AND ONLY CHANCE PLEASE GOD HELP ME OUT
|by Umpy||reply 23||06/14/2011|
This is a sloppy sex post. Keep my angelic cat out of it.
|by Umpy||reply 24||06/14/2011|
What is the deal with the cat? I have searched and cannot find a thread about Rumpys cat?
|by Umpy||reply 25||06/14/2011|
Your cat takes it in the rear.
|by Umpy||reply 26||06/14/2011|
Is Tammy still alive?
|by Umpy||reply 27||12/31/2012|
[quote]all of us grew up to be adults who have sex
What an odd thing to say.
|by Umpy||reply 28||12/31/2012|
When a child I used to think how old I would be in 2000. Now I am even older!
|by Umpy||reply 29||01/01/2013|
Some babies actually grow up to accomplish much more than just having sex.
|by Umpy||reply 30||01/01/2013|
OP: It's a gradual process. You don't often wake up one day and realize what's in store for you as an adult. You acquire experience and knowledge about life, work, sex, love, finances, friendship, etc., etc. Very little just "dawns" on you.
And by the time you figure it out, sex sometimes becomes less important.
|by Umpy||reply 31||01/01/2013|
Tammy jumped out of the car on I-10 when Umpy was moving to Texas. She went splat in the road and an 18-wheeler done her in.
|by Umpy||reply 32||01/01/2013|
ever since i was a young boy i was bad to "the bone".
|by Umpy||reply 33||01/01/2013|
I find it hard to believe Umpy has ever had sex with another real person.
As for me, I was pleasuring myself to thoughts of Western cowboys and Wally from "Leave it to Beaver" when I was five years old.
|by Umpy||reply 34||01/01/2013|
My highschool girlfriend used to say, "When you are pregnant, that's like ADMITTING that you have sex."
I think she is still a virgin, and I'm an elder.
|by Umpy||reply 35||01/01/2013|
I liked the way ACT-UP used the depersonalization of gay relationships by describing Nancy Reagan as the woman who stimulates the presidents genitals until he ejaculates.
|by Umpy||reply 36||01/01/2013|
[quote]What an odd thing to say.
And yet some tard asshole bumped this ancient dead thread.
|by Umpy||reply 37||01/01/2013|
Don't attempt to come off as smart, dear. It'll never work.
|by Umpy||reply 38||01/01/2013|
[quote]I find it hard to believe Umpy has ever had sex with another real person.
I find it hard to believe that Umpy ever existed. Isn't his drama a match for the drama that's part of the Galloping Gourmet threads?
|by Umpy||reply 39||01/03/2013|
More ignoramus bumping.
|by Umpy||reply 40||01/03/2013|
Where is Rumpy, charlie, GG, Dominion W troll?
|by Umpy||reply 41||06/26/2013|
[quote]Tammy is spade, she came from the shelter that way.
Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that's one of the things you're not supposed to say anymore. In the future, just stick with "Afro-American" and you should be fine.
Don't feel bad, I'm still learnin' all this mess myself! Ah-HEH-HEH!!
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|by Umpy||reply 44||06/26/2013|
People on this site can be so fucking weird, yes I knew as I child that I'd be an adult, sex as I knew then was often a part of adult life.
|by Umpy||reply 45||06/26/2013|