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Update on my daughters Vagina Bone Surgery

My daughter just had another fusion done on her V Bone.

We are enjoying Stevie's new cd though. Our favorites are In Your Dreams, Annabel Lee, Moonlight (our personal favorite), and Ghosts are Gone.

My daughter HATES Italian Summer because it is romantic, and it reminds her that she will never be able get a deep dicking due to Stevie attacking her and shattering her Vagina Bone. She can only take a 2 inch penis so she is having to look for midgets on Match.com.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1803/14/2019

She needs reassurance. Anal can be fun for everyone OP. By practicing with various sizes of plugs she can work her was up to the big uns. Until she is completely healed I would skip the vibrating ones.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 106/09/2011

[quote] My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herself%0D %0D And I'd do it again, so she'd better steer clear of me because I'm NOT in the mood.%0D %0D I haven't had a hit in over 20 years!

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 206/09/2011

MASSIVE FLYOVER FAIL.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 306/09/2011

Who are you R3?

Are you Georgie Bush?

Are you THE DECIDER of what's a FAIL on the DL.

Run go fuck yourself.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 406/09/2011

No, no - I agree. Massive, astronomical fail.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 506/09/2011

OP? WTF is wrong with you, you sick bastard?

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 606/09/2011

OP please remind everyone of the original incident.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 706/09/2011

[quote] "OP please remind everyone of the original incident."%0D %0D Dear, we're all acutely aware of the previous equally lame reference.%0D %0D They're just not funny.%0D %0D Woo Hoo!! Stevie Nicks kicked a girl in her...*sigh* "vagina bone". %0D %0D HYSTERICAL!!!! %0D %0D Pedestrian.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 806/09/2011

It's pretty funny, actually, because this happened to my sister, too. Backstage on the Tusk tour, 11/2/79, Tingley Coliseum, Albuquerque.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 909/12/2011

Seriously%0D %0D Not%0D %0D Funny.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1009/12/2011

The hip bone connected to the vagina bone.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1109/12/2011

Your daughter could always fuck Asians if she doesn't like the anal.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1209/12/2011

From the title, I thought you had left the commas out (rather than the apostrophe) and so you had three daughters named Vagina, Bone, and Surgery.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1309/12/2011

R12, you bastard! You stole my line. I don't care, I'm going to do it anyway.%0D %0D [quote] My daughter HATES Italian Summer because it is romantic, and it reminds her that she will never be able get a deep dicking due to Stevie attacking her and shattering her Vagina Bone. She can only take a 2 inch penis%0D %0D She might want to consider an Asian boyfriend.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1409/13/2011

The poor thing! Maybe in time the doctors will be able to open up her cootch so she can take the big ones deep. A two inch dicking indeed...she may as well just off herself now.

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1509/13/2011

Ain't that a kick in the cunt!

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1602/25/2012

Stevie misheard Don Henley's Dirty Laundry.

Instead of "kick them when they're up" she heard "kick her in the cunt."

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1705/29/2014

VBONE!!!

by My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herselfreply 1803/14/2019
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