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My daughter just had another fusion done on her V Bone.
We are enjoying Stevie's new cd though. Our favorites are In Your Dreams, Annabel Lee, Moonlight (our personal favorite), and Ghosts are Gone.
My daughter HATES Italian Summer because it is romantic, and it reminds her that she will never be able get a deep dicking due to Stevie attacking her and shattering her Vagina Bone. She can only take a 2 inch penis so she is having to look for midgets on Match.com.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 15, 2019 1:53 AM |
She needs reassurance. Anal can be fun for everyone OP. By practicing with various sizes of plugs she can work her was up to the big uns. Until she is completely healed I would skip the vibrating ones.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 9, 2011 9:47 AM |
[quote] My daughter was kicked in the cunt by Rhiannon herself%0D %0D And I'd do it again, so she'd better steer clear of me because I'm NOT in the mood.%0D %0D I haven't had a hit in over 20 years!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 9, 2011 10:37 AM |
MASSIVE FLYOVER FAIL.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 9, 2011 10:55 AM |
Who are you R3?
Are you Georgie Bush?
Are you THE DECIDER of what's a FAIL on the DL.
Run go fuck yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 9, 2011 11:08 AM |
No, no - I agree. Massive, astronomical fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 9, 2011 11:49 AM |
OP? WTF is wrong with you, you sick bastard?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 9, 2011 11:50 AM |
OP please remind everyone of the original incident.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 9, 2011 12:33 PM |
[quote] "OP please remind everyone of the original incident."%0D %0D Dear, we're all acutely aware of the previous equally lame reference.%0D %0D They're just not funny.%0D %0D Woo Hoo!! Stevie Nicks kicked a girl in her...*sigh* "vagina bone". %0D %0D HYSTERICAL!!!! %0D %0D Pedestrian.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 9, 2011 12:55 PM |
It's pretty funny, actually, because this happened to my sister, too. Backstage on the Tusk tour, 11/2/79, Tingley Coliseum, Albuquerque.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 13, 2011 12:27 AM |
Seriously%0D %0D Not%0D %0D Funny.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 13, 2011 12:37 AM |
The hip bone connected to the vagina bone.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 13, 2011 12:40 AM |
Your daughter could always fuck Asians if she doesn't like the anal.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 13, 2011 12:46 AM |
From the title, I thought you had left the commas out (rather than the apostrophe) and so you had three daughters named Vagina, Bone, and Surgery.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 13, 2011 12:50 AM |
R12, you bastard! You stole my line. I don't care, I'm going to do it anyway.%0D %0D [quote] My daughter HATES Italian Summer because it is romantic, and it reminds her that she will never be able get a deep dicking due to Stevie attacking her and shattering her Vagina Bone. She can only take a 2 inch penis%0D %0D She might want to consider an Asian boyfriend.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 13, 2011 12:11 PM |
The poor thing! Maybe in time the doctors will be able to open up her cootch so she can take the big ones deep. A two inch dicking indeed...she may as well just off herself now.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 13, 2011 12:30 PM |
Ain't that a kick in the cunt!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 25, 2012 8:21 PM |
Stevie misheard Don Henley's Dirty Laundry.
Instead of "kick them when they're up" she heard "kick her in the cunt."
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 29, 2014 4:32 PM |
VBONE!!!
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