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Sasquatch

Please share your Sasquatch encounters here.

by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2018 10:06 PM

My first encounter was when I was 15. We were at a Harvest Festival and we were all given Sasquatch Pie. I still say Pumpkin is the best and this was just a poor substitute.

by Anonymousreply 1May 16, 2011 7:45 AM

It was New Orleans in 2004 during Southern Decadence. I was really drunk (I thin k he was too) and I kept catching him looking at me. He followed me from Oz to Lafitte's and we started making out on the balcony. He had really bad breath.

I said I was going in to use the rest room and I ducked out. Later on that evening (well, morning, by then) I ran into him at Rawhide and I blew him on the pool table while a bunch of leprechauns and a smurf looked on.

by Anonymousreply 2May 16, 2011 1:36 PM

More Sasquatch encounters here.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 16, 2011 1:43 PM

My favorite Sasquatch moment.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 16, 2011 1:50 PM

OMG, R2, I was one of the leprechauns!!! What a small world. That Sasquatch had terrible body odor but I do like 'em hairy. From the looks of it, you give great head, as I recall.

That smurf was really obnoxious. He kept rubbing his little pee-pee against me.

by Anonymousreply 5May 16, 2011 1:53 PM

omg i think i remember r4's show. i remember one came up to the winow while these people we at a cabin. gave me nightmares!

by Anonymousreply 6May 16, 2011 2:02 PM

Is it this clip R6? Mysterious Monsters freaked out a lot of us.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 16, 2011 2:10 PM

Leapin' lizards! That done scurred me!

by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2011 2:20 PM

A gas station parking lot after midnight ... a pickup truck with discarded McDonalds hamburger wrappers littering the backseat floor ... no lube ... it was horrible ... I was picking the hairs out of my teeth for weeks after ...

by Anonymousreply 9May 16, 2011 2:41 PM

Me too!

by Anonymousreply 10May 16, 2011 2:45 PM

History's "Monster Quest" has done quite a few Sasquatch stories.

by Anonymousreply 11May 16, 2011 4:17 PM

Monster Quest

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by Anonymousreply 12May 18, 2011 4:23 PM

I made him gag. :(

by Anonymousreply 13May 18, 2011 4:26 PM

Its name is Laura W.

by Anonymousreply 14May 18, 2011 4:29 PM

I worked with Sasquatch!

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by Anonymousreply 15May 19, 2011 12:38 AM

He asked to use my shower afterwards, but I told him it was broken because he use all my product and I'd never get all that hair out of the drain.

by Anonymousreply 16May 19, 2011 12:42 AM

I took a photo of Sasquatch!

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by Anonymousreply 17May 19, 2011 12:44 AM

This was lurking outside my window. I'll never forget it's bulging eyes and hideous foul odor!

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by Anonymousreply 18May 19, 2011 1:03 AM

Jesus Christ r18 keep that at home!

by Anonymousreply 19May 19, 2011 2:03 AM

Riiight R18! Yeaaaaaaaah! but ya love it when she gives ya a bath. Vrooom! Vroom!

by Anonymousreply 20May 19, 2011 2:11 AM

If you watch the documentary 'Legend of Bigfoot', the filmmaker is one of the lucky few to have actually photographed the shy creature on more than one occasion.

by Anonymousreply 21May 19, 2011 2:24 AM

I actually met a guy who sincerely says he has seen Bigfoot. Only he says is was "a bad sighting" and he "doesn't like to talk about it." WTF?

by Anonymousreply 22May 19, 2011 2:35 AM

More Sasquatch

by Anonymousreply 23May 19, 2011 12:38 PM

May I recommend comedian Scott Herriott's Squatching and Journey Toward Squatchdom DVD's (I own both)? Quite well done in the food for thought vein and very amusing. I'm a believer.

by Anonymousreply 24May 19, 2011 1:08 PM

thanks r24 I'll check them out.

by Anonymousreply 25May 20, 2011 2:48 AM

who? me?

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by Anonymousreply 26May 20, 2011 3:18 AM

I prefer the Yeti. They have a gentler countenance thanks to their Buddhist outlook.

by Anonymousreply 27May 20, 2011 4:36 PM

I was shopping at the old Marshall Fields on State years ago, and Sasquatch was working the Clinique counter.

I thought that a bit odd.

by Anonymousreply 28May 20, 2011 4:39 PM

Do any of you remember "The Legend of Boggy Creek" about a bigfoot in Arkansas? That movie, based on a true story, scared the bejeebus out of me as a kid.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 20, 2011 5:26 PM

Is any of that Sasquatch poo real?

by Anonymousreply 30May 20, 2011 6:40 PM

It's as real as Sasquatch, MarshallLaw.

by Anonymousreply 31May 20, 2011 6:44 PM

I once traveled up Vancouver Island in Canada hoping to run into a Sasquatch, but no such luck.

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2011 2:40 PM

Sarah Palin had an encounter with a redheaded sasquash for jesus.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2011 3:03 PM

Camping trip in July 1977 on Mt. Rainier, WA. I spent each night expecting Bigfoot to steal me out of the tent.%0D %0D To this day I can't watch any of those monster shows on Sasquatch. I'm a bit phobic about the whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2011 3:13 PM

Sasquatch Lives!

by Anonymousreply 35May 30, 2011 5:57 PM

Is anyone watching "Finding Bigfoot"? Apparently, they never do.

by Anonymousreply 36July 11, 2011 1:43 PM

Sasquatch raped me!

by Anonymousreply 37July 11, 2011 3:16 PM

Funny you should mention this. Last weekend I drove to Chicago from the east coast. At 2AM I began to get sleepy, so, I pulled over into this wooded area and fell asleep. About 2 hours later, I awoke to the sound of heavy crunchy footsteps, and when I looked out my window, I saw this huge, hungry-looking, hairy figure staring at me like I was lunch. I was so alarmed, I shouted, "Fuck me!". At that, he ran away.

by Anonymousreply 38July 11, 2011 3:27 PM

Vancouver Island is Mecca for Sasquatch, R32. I am surprised you didn't see any.

by Anonymousreply 39July 13, 2011 6:09 PM

Scariest monster I've ever seen...

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by Anonymousreply 40July 13, 2011 6:28 PM

There's a one-horse town up in Oregon that holds a regular "Bigfoot & Beer" gathering. I guess they don't have much else to do over there.

by Anonymousreply 41July 18, 2011 3:11 PM

F&F for r40 for posting a racist tea-bagger video.

by Anonymousreply 42July 18, 2011 3:17 PM

Here is a link to "Bigfoot and Beer".

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by Anonymousreply 43July 18, 2011 4:25 PM

Sasquatch guest-starred on my television show.

by Anonymousreply 44July 19, 2011 12:17 AM

Is everything big on a Bigfoot?

by Anonymousreply 45July 20, 2011 7:47 PM

Sasquatch is a total power bottom.

by Anonymousreply 46July 20, 2011 7:52 PM

There's a town in Oregon where it's illegal to shoot Sasquatch.

by Anonymousreply 47July 20, 2011 7:53 PM

Sasquatch now works for the TSA.

by Anonymousreply 48July 20, 2011 7:54 PM

Sasquatch will soon appear on "The A-List."

by Anonymousreply 49July 28, 2011 2:38 PM

Bigfoot lives!

by Anonymousreply 50September 2, 2011 6:51 PM

It spawned and has a reality show.

by Anonymousreply 51September 2, 2011 7:22 PM

Bigfoot is the ultimate Bear.

by Anonymousreply 52September 2, 2011 7:33 PM

Back before you had to pump your own gas (ugh!) I was running quite low and stopped late one night at a filling station just outside Randle (WA.) Surprised to see the lights on. I mean, you can't get more in the boondocks than Randle, WA. Even more surprised to see a full-grown male (you could tell) Sasquatch come out of the repair area and around to my window. He leaned down but didn't say anything. (Can they even talk?) I wasn't so much frightened as stunned and said, "Fill 'er up with regular, please," which he proceeded to do. He even ran the credit card and returned it to me after I signed. Then he then shuffled back to whatever he had been doing in the shop. Still curious, but not stupid, I drove away. NEVER told anyone about this until tonight!

by Anonymousreply 53September 2, 2011 7:59 PM

mmm, sasquatch...

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by Anonymousreply 54September 3, 2011 10:45 AM

He fucked me last night.

by Anonymousreply 55September 5, 2011 5:47 AM

Sasquatch violated me a couple of weeks ago. He told me his name was Janie Lane though.

by Anonymousreply 56September 5, 2011 5:54 AM

R45 No, alas, and that's the saddest part.

by Anonymousreply 57September 6, 2011 7:36 AM

I want more "true" Sasquatch encounters, please.

by Anonymousreply 58September 6, 2011 2:20 PM

Bigfoot and beer

by Anonymousreply 59September 12, 2011 8:08 PM

The Marble Mountain footage

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by Anonymousreply 60September 12, 2011 9:49 PM

Today, Macys, 2nd floor ladies dept. Look just like this, but had no head

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by Anonymousreply 61September 12, 2011 10:02 PM

I'd rather talk about Sasquatch than politics any day.

by Anonymousreply 62October 1, 2011 12:59 PM

For laughs, my partner and I used to get stoned and watch the various Sasquatch and other cryptozoology videos on Youtube together. I work nights, and it was not so funny when I came home in the morning to his still-scared Mary!-moment..We live in a mid-atlantic rural area, surrounded by pretty much nothing but deciduous forest.

I was greeted by a wild tale of noises heard outside, in the middle of the night - including, 'weird moans', and branches beat against trees, rhythmically - answering each other, back and forth - from out back. The one trash barrel outside was turned over, but I found no other evidence. He insists it happened, to this day (though he saw nothing, he was literally hiding) - but we no longer go to Youtube and laugh at such things.

by Anonymousreply 63October 1, 2011 3:22 PM

Mitt Romney thinks Bigfoot is a hoax.

by Anonymousreply 64January 18, 2012 5:17 PM

Didn't he eat your turkey meatballs too?

by Anonymousreply 65January 18, 2012 5:23 PM

Sasquatch is a known throughout the Northwest as the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted!

by Anonymousreply 66January 18, 2012 5:27 PM

core alley 2009

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by Anonymousreply 67January 18, 2012 5:33 PM

Bigfoot lives!

by Anonymousreply 68December 4, 2012 8:20 PM

Dancing Bigfoot

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by Anonymousreply 69December 4, 2012 8:22 PM

This Florida-based eyewitness worked at the Warsaw Ballroom during its 1990's gay heyday.

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by Anonymousreply 70December 4, 2012 9:22 PM

First one who mentions my name gets my dirty panties FedEx'd to their office.

by Anonymousreply 71December 4, 2012 9:44 PM

BUMP for Bigfoot.

by Anonymousreply 72December 5, 2012 4:51 PM

Asshole is married to my sister. Saw him on November 11, he ordered lobster because it was on someone else's dime.

by Anonymousreply 73December 5, 2012 5:09 PM

Will there be a Bigfoot Christmas?

by Anonymousreply 74December 8, 2012 8:34 PM

My elementary school principal, Sister Nathaniel, was a Sasquatch. When she shaved off her body hair she looked like Fred Flinstone in a nun's habit.

by Anonymousreply 75December 8, 2012 8:45 PM

I woke up and looked in the mirror...

by Anonymousreply 76December 8, 2012 8:51 PM

Finding Bigfoot is scheduled to return in November. In the meantime I bought me a DVD called "Box of Bigfoot" which features three bigfoot movies from the seventies: The Legend of Boggy Creek, The Capture of Bigfoot and The Legend of Bigfoot. Has anyone seen any of these drive-in, cult classics?

by Anonymousreply 77October 4, 2013 2:30 PM

Bigfoot lives! (See link.)

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by Anonymousreply 78October 4, 2013 3:15 PM

THANK YOU, OP!

by Anonymousreply 79October 4, 2013 3:19 PM

Sasquatch = Khloe Kardashian

by Anonymousreply 80October 4, 2013 3:40 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 81October 4, 2013 5:47 PM

R77, most Bigfoot movies were low budget horrors, fit the drive-in crowd.

by Anonymousreply 82October 4, 2013 6:04 PM

Not sure why the bump, but here's the best site for sasquatch nowadays. They're serious, do careful analyses and have some intelligent commentary. Their conclusions are a bit crazy, but once one accepts the unlikely presence of such things matters of derivation and history do come up.

Here is almost a half hour of footage with comments. Note that some of the images are clearer and more spooky than most one sees.

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by Anonymousreply 83October 4, 2013 6:11 PM

In Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, I killed several Sasquatches.

by Anonymousreply 84October 4, 2013 6:29 PM

Stupidly, Bigfoot's a phobia of mine. I refuse to go camping because of it.

by Anonymousreply 85October 4, 2013 6:41 PM

Bigfoot lives.

by Anonymousreply 86October 14, 2013 6:00 PM

That "Boggy Creek" movie also scared the shit out of me when I was a tot.

When I was a kid, I remember my uncle being late for a family gathering. Quiet guy, not a drinker, normal man. He showed up, shaking, white as a ghost. He swore up and down he had seen a "Bigfoot" running across the road. Creeped us all out...to this day, not sure to believe him or not.

by Anonymousreply 87October 14, 2013 6:34 PM

Why does the Sasquatch cross the road?

by Anonymousreply 88October 14, 2013 8:25 PM

Throughout most of our existence as a species we've shared the planet with other hominids. Therefore, it's not as if something like a Bigfoot couldn't possibly exist. It's just that we are so good at killing things and driving other species into extinction that it would be incredibly surprising to discover that another hominid is roaming the planet.

by Anonymousreply 89October 15, 2013 12:14 AM

There has been speculation by cryptozoologists that maybe these beings (and other cryptids) exist in a dimension adjacent to us and walk through the "holes" when they can to check our reality out. Remember "The Mist"? As Marcia Gay Harden's superbly smart and evil zealot said "a door instead of a window was opened".

by Anonymousreply 90October 15, 2013 12:24 AM

*Breaking!

Shapeshifting Sasquatch attacks hunter with rock in Oregon!

Taylor Lautner to star in Sci Fi original!

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by Anonymousreply 91October 15, 2013 1:49 AM

My first encounter was in rural NJ - The male was ape like and seemed dull or slow, the female was the more aggressive of the pair - she was seen flipping tables and calling people prostitution whores.

by Anonymousreply 92October 15, 2013 1:55 AM

Wow - R83 - that's a lot of different bigfoot clips. I haven't seen most of that.

It's pretty convincing.

by Anonymousreply 93October 15, 2013 2:17 AM

If they actually exist then they would have to be fairly intelligent and inhabit areas humans generally avoid. You'd also have to wonder if they're nocturnal ( which would be very strange). The only thing is they're always spotted alone which makes me question how intelligent they could possibly be. Even Neanderthals and Homo erectus lived in small bands. I'm skeptical but it's not completely out of the question.

by Anonymousreply 94October 15, 2013 8:54 PM

R94, the reason why we tend to see solitary Bigfoots is because they are young males who go out on their own before they settle down and start a family. Family groups tend to avoid contact with humans.

by Anonymousreply 95October 16, 2013 7:30 PM

Is anyone watching the new season of "Finding Bigfoot"?

by Anonymousreply 96November 18, 2013 3:30 PM

Interesting clips of the Patterson film inverted..

That thing looks real...

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by Anonymousreply 97November 18, 2013 3:49 PM

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 98November 18, 2013 4:26 PM

"Finding Bigfoot" lost me when the BFRO teamed up with that buffoon "Turtle Man." That sent "Finding Bigfoot" straight into crazy reality show territory.

by Anonymousreply 99June 10, 2014 11:18 AM

Finding Bigfoot is as much of a stupid reality show as Turtle Man. To compare Finding Bigfoot to a serious science show like Cosmos would be ridiculous.

Turtle Man is Animal Planet's most popular show, after Finding Bigfoot. It made sense for Animal Planet to link the two. Whether or not Turtle Man made up the story about him seeing Bigfoot when he was 9 is best left unanswered.

by Anonymousreply 100June 10, 2014 2:34 PM

Finding Bigfoot is getting repetitive. Either find Bigfoot, or go off the air.

by Anonymousreply 101June 11, 2014 2:14 PM

"Finding Bigfoot" is Animal Planet's most popular program. It's not going anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 102June 17, 2014 6:27 PM

I find the cast of Finding Bigfoot to be mostly insufferable, with the possible exception of Cliff. Bobo is a living embodiment of the big, dumb, beer-drinking, straight jock. And Renae is a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 103July 22, 2014 6:16 PM

Bigfoot lives! (And so does this thread.)

by Anonymousreply 104December 30, 2016 7:13 PM

Shashquash.

by Anonymousreply 105December 30, 2016 7:22 PM

My sister is a giant. But we never talk about it.

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by Anonymousreply 106December 30, 2016 7:49 PM

They shit on my furniture.

by Anonymousreply 107December 30, 2016 11:23 PM

Finding Bigfoot will return January 8.

by Anonymousreply 108January 1, 2017 1:53 PM

Is Bigfoot still a thing? "Finding Bigfoot" was canceled, and there are no other Bigfoot shows on the air.

by Anonymousreply 109March 28, 2018 8:35 PM

My grandmother's brother once claimed he saw Bigfoot. I never really knew what to think about that. He was a carpenter who loved to hunt and lived in rural and what is currently very red Northern California (Del Norte county). He has been dead for nearly 20 years now but he was not someone to make up crazy stories. He was also the first person I ever knew who said that Rock Hunter was gay.

by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2018 10:06 PM
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