Please share your Sasquatch encounters here.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 103||07/22/2014|
My first encounter was when I was 15. We were at a Harvest Festival and we were all given Sasquatch Pie. I still say Pumpkin is the best and this was just a poor substitute.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 1||05/16/2011|
It was New Orleans in 2004 during Southern Decadence. I was really drunk (I thin k he was too) and I kept catching him looking at me. He followed me from Oz to Lafitte's and we started making out on the balcony. He had really bad breath.
I said I was going in to use the rest room and I ducked out. Later on that evening (well, morning, by then) I ran into him at Rawhide and I blew him on the pool table while a bunch of leprechauns and a smurf looked on.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 2||05/16/2011|
More Sasquatch encounters here.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 3||05/16/2011|
My favorite Sasquatch moment.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 4||05/16/2011|
OMG, R2, I was one of the leprechauns!!! What a small world. That Sasquatch had terrible body odor but I do like 'em hairy. From the looks of it, you give great head, as I recall.
That smurf was really obnoxious. He kept rubbing his little pee-pee against me.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 5||05/16/2011|
omg i think i remember r4's show. i remember one came up to the winow while these people we at a cabin. gave me nightmares!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 6||05/16/2011|
Is it this clip R6? Mysterious Monsters freaked out a lot of us.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 7||05/16/2011|
Leapin' lizards! That done scurred me!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 8||05/16/2011|
A gas station parking lot after midnight ... a pickup truck with discarded McDonalds hamburger wrappers littering the backseat floor ... no lube ... it was horrible ... I was picking the hairs out of my teeth for weeks after ...
|by MarshallLaw||reply 9||05/16/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 10||05/16/2011|
History's "Monster Quest" has done quite a few Sasquatch stories.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 11||05/16/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 12||05/18/2011|
I made him gag. :(
|by MarshallLaw||reply 13||05/18/2011|
Its name is Laura W.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 14||05/18/2011|
I worked with Sasquatch!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 15||05/18/2011|
He asked to use my shower afterwards, but I told him it was broken because he use all my product and I'd never get all that hair out of the drain.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 16||05/18/2011|
I took a photo of Sasquatch!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 17||05/18/2011|
This was lurking outside my window. I'll never forget it's bulging eyes and hideous foul odor!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 18||05/18/2011|
Jesus Christ r18 keep that at home!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 19||05/18/2011|
Riiight R18! Yeaaaaaaaah! but ya love it when she gives ya a bath. Vrooom! Vroom!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 20||05/18/2011|
If you watch the documentary 'Legend of Bigfoot', the filmmaker is one of the lucky few to have actually photographed the shy creature on more than one occasion.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 21||05/18/2011|
I actually met a guy who sincerely says he has seen Bigfoot. Only he says is was "a bad sighting" and he "doesn't like to talk about it." WTF?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 22||05/18/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 23||05/19/2011|
May I recommend comedian Scott Herriott's Squatching and Journey Toward Squatchdom DVD's (I own both)? Quite well done in the food for thought vein and very amusing. I'm a believer.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 24||05/19/2011|
thanks r24 I'll check them out.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 25||05/19/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 26||05/19/2011|
I prefer the Yeti. They have a gentler countenance thanks to their Buddhist outlook.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 27||05/20/2011|
I was shopping at the old Marshall Fields on State years ago, and Sasquatch was working the Clinique counter.
I thought that a bit odd.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 28||05/20/2011|
Do any of you remember "The Legend of Boggy Creek" about a bigfoot in Arkansas? That movie, based on a true story, scared the bejeebus out of me as a kid.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 29||05/20/2011|
Is any of that Sasquatch poo real?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 30||05/20/2011|
It's as real as Sasquatch, MarshallLaw.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 31||05/20/2011|
I once traveled up Vancouver Island in Canada hoping to run into a Sasquatch, but no such luck.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 32||05/25/2011|
Sarah Palin had an encounter with a redheaded sasquash for jesus.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 33||05/25/2011|
Camping trip in July 1977 on Mt. Rainier, WA. I spent each night expecting Bigfoot to steal me out of the tent.%0D %0D To this day I can't watch any of those monster shows on Sasquatch. I'm a bit phobic about the whole thing.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 34||05/25/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 35||05/30/2011|
Is anyone watching "Finding Bigfoot"? Apparently, they never do.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 36||07/11/2011|
Sasquatch raped me!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 37||07/11/2011|
Funny you should mention this. Last weekend I drove to Chicago from the east coast. At 2AM I began to get sleepy, so, I pulled over into this wooded area and fell asleep. About 2 hours later, I awoke to the sound of heavy crunchy footsteps, and when I looked out my window, I saw this huge, hungry-looking, hairy figure staring at me like I was lunch. I was so alarmed, I shouted, "Fuck me!". At that, he ran away.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 38||07/11/2011|
Vancouver Island is Mecca for Sasquatch, R32. I am surprised you didn't see any.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 39||07/13/2011|
There's a one-horse town up in Oregon that holds a regular "Bigfoot & Beer" gathering. I guess they don't have much else to do over there.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 41||07/18/2011|
F&F for r40 for posting a racist tea-bagger video.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 42||07/18/2011|
Here is a link to "Bigfoot and Beer".
|by MarshallLaw||reply 43||07/18/2011|
Sasquatch guest-starred on my television show.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 44||07/18/2011|
Is everything big on a Bigfoot?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 45||07/20/2011|
Sasquatch is a total power bottom.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 46||07/20/2011|
There's a town in Oregon where it's illegal to shoot Sasquatch.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 47||07/20/2011|
Sasquatch now works for the TSA.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 48||07/20/2011|
Sasquatch will soon appear on "The A-List."
|by MarshallLaw||reply 49||07/28/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 50||09/02/2011|
It spawned and has a reality show.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 51||09/02/2011|
Bigfoot is the ultimate Bear.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 52||09/02/2011|
Back before you had to pump your own gas (ugh!) I was running quite low and stopped late one night at a filling station just outside Randle (WA.) Surprised to see the lights on. I mean, you can't get more in the boondocks than Randle, WA. Even more surprised to see a full-grown male (you could tell) Sasquatch come out of the repair area and around to my window. He leaned down but didn't say anything. (Can they even talk?) I wasn't so much frightened as stunned and said, "Fill 'er up with regular, please," which he proceeded to do. He even ran the credit card and returned it to me after I signed. Then he then shuffled back to whatever he had been doing in the shop. Still curious, but not stupid, I drove away. NEVER told anyone about this until tonight!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 53||09/02/2011|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 54||09/03/2011|
He fucked me last night.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 55||09/05/2011|
Sasquatch violated me a couple of weeks ago. He told me his name was Janie Lane though.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 56||09/05/2011|
R45 No, alas, and that's the saddest part.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 57||09/06/2011|
I want more "true" Sasquatch encounters, please.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 58||09/06/2011|
Bigfoot and beer
|by MarshallLaw||reply 59||09/12/2011|
The Marble Mountain footage
|by MarshallLaw||reply 60||09/12/2011|
Today, Macys, 2nd floor ladies dept. Look just like this, but had no head
|by MarshallLaw||reply 61||09/12/2011|
I'd rather talk about Sasquatch than politics any day.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 62||10/01/2011|
For laughs, my partner and I used to get stoned and watch the various Sasquatch and other cryptozoology videos on Youtube together. I work nights, and it was not so funny when I came home in the morning to his still-scared Mary!-moment..We live in a mid-atlantic rural area, surrounded by pretty much nothing but deciduous forest.
I was greeted by a wild tale of noises heard outside, in the middle of the night - including, 'weird moans', and branches beat against trees, rhythmically - answering each other, back and forth - from out back. The one trash barrel outside was turned over, but I found no other evidence. He insists it happened, to this day (though he saw nothing, he was literally hiding) - but we no longer go to Youtube and laugh at such things.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 63||10/01/2011|
Mitt Romney thinks Bigfoot is a hoax.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 64||01/18/2012|
Didn't he eat your turkey meatballs too?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 65||01/18/2012|
Sasquatch is a known throughout the Northwest as the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 66||01/18/2012|
core alley 2009
|by MarshallLaw||reply 67||01/18/2012|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 68||12/04/2012|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 69||12/04/2012|
This Florida-based eyewitness worked at the Warsaw Ballroom during its 1990's gay heyday.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 70||12/04/2012|
First one who mentions my name gets my dirty panties FedEx'd to their office.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 71||12/04/2012|
BUMP for Bigfoot.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 72||12/05/2012|
Asshole is married to my sister. Saw him on November 11, he ordered lobster because it was on someone else's dime.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 73||12/05/2012|
Will there be a Bigfoot Christmas?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 74||12/08/2012|
My elementary school principal, Sister Nathaniel, was a Sasquatch. When she shaved off her body hair she looked like Fred Flinstone in a nun's habit.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 75||12/08/2012|
I woke up and looked in the mirror...
|by MarshallLaw||reply 76||12/08/2012|
Finding Bigfoot is scheduled to return in November. In the meantime I bought me a DVD called "Box of Bigfoot" which features three bigfoot movies from the seventies: The Legend of Boggy Creek, The Capture of Bigfoot and The Legend of Bigfoot. Has anyone seen any of these drive-in, cult classics?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 77||10/04/2013|
Bigfoot lives! (See link.)
|by MarshallLaw||reply 78||10/04/2013|
THANK YOU, OP!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 79||10/04/2013|
Sasquatch = Khloe Kardashian
|by MarshallLaw||reply 80||10/04/2013|
Recent DM article on a sighting
I just find it odd that there are no droppings, hairs, or any kind of trace of this supposed being. And the photos and videos are always blurry.
Surely in this age of smartphone cameras/videos someone would have gotten some clear shots.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 81||10/04/2013|
R77, most Bigfoot movies were low budget horrors, fit the drive-in crowd.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 82||10/04/2013|
Not sure why the bump, but here's the best site for sasquatch nowadays. They're serious, do careful analyses and have some intelligent commentary. Their conclusions are a bit crazy, but once one accepts the unlikely presence of such things matters of derivation and history do come up.
Here is almost a half hour of footage with comments. Note that some of the images are clearer and more spooky than most one sees.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 83||10/04/2013|
In Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, I killed several Sasquatches.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 84||10/04/2013|
Stupidly, Bigfoot's a phobia of mine. I refuse to go camping because of it.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 85||10/04/2013|
|by MarshallLaw||reply 86||10/14/2013|
That "Boggy Creek" movie also scared the shit out of me when I was a tot.
When I was a kid, I remember my uncle being late for a family gathering. Quiet guy, not a drinker, normal man. He showed up, shaking, white as a ghost. He swore up and down he had seen a "Bigfoot" running across the road. Creeped us all out...to this day, not sure to believe him or not.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 87||10/14/2013|
Why does the Sasquatch cross the road?
|by MarshallLaw||reply 88||10/14/2013|
Throughout most of our existence as a species we've shared the planet with other hominids. Therefore, it's not as if something like a Bigfoot couldn't possibly exist. It's just that we are so good at killing things and driving other species into extinction that it would be incredibly surprising to discover that another hominid is roaming the planet.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 89||10/14/2013|
There has been speculation by cryptozoologists that maybe these beings (and other cryptids) exist in a dimension adjacent to us and walk through the "holes" when they can to check our reality out. Remember "The Mist"? As Marcia Gay Harden's superbly smart and evil zealot said "a door instead of a window was opened".
|by MarshallLaw||reply 90||10/14/2013|
Shapeshifting Sasquatch attacks hunter with rock in Oregon!
Taylor Lautner to star in Sci Fi original!
|by MarshallLaw||reply 91||10/14/2013|
My first encounter was in rural NJ - The male was ape like and seemed dull or slow, the female was the more aggressive of the pair - she was seen flipping tables and calling people prostitution whores.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 92||10/14/2013|
Wow - R83 - that's a lot of different bigfoot clips. I haven't seen most of that.
It's pretty convincing.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 93||10/14/2013|
If they actually exist then they would have to be fairly intelligent and inhabit areas humans generally avoid. You'd also have to wonder if they're nocturnal ( which would be very strange). The only thing is they're always spotted alone which makes me question how intelligent they could possibly be. Even Neanderthals and Homo erectus lived in small bands. I'm skeptical but it's not completely out of the question.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 94||10/15/2013|
R94, the reason why we tend to see solitary Bigfoots is because they are young males who go out on their own before they settle down and start a family. Family groups tend to avoid contact with humans.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 95||10/16/2013|
Interesting clips of the Patterson film inverted..
That thing looks real...
|by MarshallLaw||reply 97||11/18/2013|
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
|by MarshallLaw||reply 98||11/18/2013|
"Finding Bigfoot" lost me when the BFRO teamed up with that buffoon "Turtle Man." That sent "Finding Bigfoot" straight into crazy reality show territory.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 99||06/10/2014|
Finding Bigfoot is as much of a stupid reality show as Turtle Man. To compare Finding Bigfoot to a serious science show like Cosmos would be ridiculous.
Turtle Man is Animal Planet's most popular show, after Finding Bigfoot. It made sense for Animal Planet to link the two. Whether or not Turtle Man made up the story about him seeing Bigfoot when he was 9 is best left unanswered.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 100||06/10/2014|
Finding Bigfoot is getting repetitive. Either find Bigfoot, or go off the air.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 101||06/11/2014|
"Finding Bigfoot" is Animal Planet's most popular program. It's not going anywhere.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 102||06/17/2014|
I find the cast of Finding Bigfoot to be mostly insufferable, with the possible exception of Cliff. Bobo is a living embodiment of the big, dumb, beer-drinking, straight jock. And Renae is a lesbian.
|by MarshallLaw||reply 103||07/22/2014|