I don't get it. I've never come close enough to a woman's private parts to determine their smell. It's probably true that they smell fishy - but let's be honest: so does dick. So, we're really not in the position to complain...
Men who call women "fish"
|by Anonymous||reply 214||11/24/2016|
I wish there was some internet "sign" representing So Agree!
Smart guys here: make one up?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/15/2011|
COCK is the elixir of life.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/15/2011|
Men aren't the only ones who use this term. Remember the story about Helen Keller walking past a fish market and calling out, "Hello ladies!"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/15/2011|
Dick doesn't smell fishy, at least not all that often. Unclean dick smells yeasty or, yes, cheesy. And yes, I know there are exceptions, but unclean dick and unclean vagina don't routinely smell the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/15/2011|
Cock smells like a man. Pussy smells like week-old tuna fish salad.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/15/2011|
The proud misogynists here would make up anything to assert their imagined superiority. Just like racists call dark skin "dirty".
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/15/2011|
[quote]I wish there was some internet "sign" representing So Agree!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/15/2011|
LOL is that Helen Keller story true?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/15/2011|
Why are homosexual men commenting on this?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/15/2011|
True R5. I don't get why people post these sick threads. Talking about dirty smelly vagina is nasty. Why make people sick?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/15/2011|
If you've ever blown a str8/married guy, you know the funky stank of tuna is nearly impossible to wash off.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/15/2011|
Ive never heard a straight guy call a woman "fish". Ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/15/2011|
[quote]Why are homosexual men commenting on this?%0D %0D Cuz most of them aren't as homosexual as they like to let on.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/15/2011|
It's an instant class marker among gay men. I have never heard someone who comes even from the middle class use this term. It's only popular among the lowly.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/15/2011|
Fishy smelling peckers ...not to mention the shit smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/15/2011|
The penis smells like cat piss and looks like a turkey neck with the giblets attached. It is the most disgusting thing on the planet. The stuff that comes out of them looks like snot. I have no idea what you boys see in them.%0D %0D %0D OTOH, the smell of a vagina makes me hot. Hell -- I even sniff my own underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/15/2011|
"Cock smells like a man. Pussy smells like week-old tuna fish salad." Cock smells like rancid fish mixed in with rancid cheese. Sour and old.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/15/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/15/2011|
The comments @ R15 are making me gag. Someone should post that link in every anti-circ thread. Seriously, how do uncut guys ever get any head? I'd be affraid of what could be lingering under there.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/15/2011|
R8, I would stop waiting for the call from the MacArthur Foundation if I were you.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/15/2011|
I think the OP meant to post - "Why do gay men hate women so much?"%0D %0D I would like to know that also. None of my gay male friends talk this way aout women. Perhaps DL just has a certain subset of gay men who are jealous of women?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/15/2011|
"Why are homosexual men commenting on this?"%0D %0D Because it's true. I will never understand how anyone could lower themselves to go near one of those smelly discusting things. I'm not kidding either. DL should ban such gross topics.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/15/2011|
MissHelenBed is the worst offender of doing this. I believe s/he post the majority of posts using that term....
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/15/2011|
So, is "gross" is a problem for R22, I guess it's safe to assume he doesn't engage in any homosex either. %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/15/2011|
Sometimes, my pussy smells like curry but it's never smelled like fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/15/2011|
[quote]Because it's true. I will never understand how anyone could lower themselves to go near one of those smelly discusting things%0D %0D You've just admitted you've never been near a vagina, so how can you state that vaginas smell like fish? Idiot.%0D %0D If you read the comments at R15's link, you learned that penises have odors and an unwashed penis (smell the tip after a couple of day without showering) smells fishy/cheesy/yeasty. %0D %0D Rotten semen smells like fish. If a woman lets a man cum inside her and she doesn't wash herself after...yes, it can smell nasty in a few hours. So can your dick if you don't clean it aftering cumming.%0D %0D Female mammals have a sexual scent designed to attract heterosexual males. Homosexual males are repelled by the scent of freshly showered females because they aren't hardwired to appreciate it.%0D %0D Screaming "it's discusting" reveals you to be an immature ignoramus.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/15/2011|
R22, you fucking idiot, if you've NEVER been near it, you have no right to comment on it -- you don't fucking know what it smells like!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/15/2011|
Look, if a woman showers daily and practises good hygeine there is no offensive odor. It's not as if guys' crotches are never rank.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/15/2011|
Perhaps because pussy looks more like uncooked fish, especially the pink or red kind, than dick does.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/15/2011|
In its healthy state a vagina has a pleasant smell and taste similar to fresh raw filet mignon. It only smells fishy when the woman has a bacterial infection (often caused by intercourse with an infected man) that can be cleared up with antibiotics. There are other ways a woman's vadge can stink, of course, especially if she's really fat, menstruating or doesn't wash, but while powerful bad those are not particularly fishy smells. Basically, a woman who washes at least once every other day, changes her underwear every day, changes tampons or sanitary pads frequently while menstruating, and goes to the doctor when she needs it should not smell or taste bad at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/15/2011|
"Men who call women "fish" I don't get it. I've never come close enough to a woman's private parts to determine their smell. It's probably true that they smell fishy - but let's be honest: so does dick. So, we're really not in the position to complain..." * * * "Men who call men "dawg!" I don't get it. I've never come close enough to a man's private parts to determine their smell. It's probably true that they smell doggy - but let's be honest: so does cunt. So, we're really not in the position to gloat...
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/15/2011|
R26 nailed it. Both male and female genitalia can smell bad under the right conditions.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/15/2011|
Cock and balls smells like roast beef. Pussy smells like a sea bass that has been laying in the sun on a pier for a few days.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/15/2011|
According to my gynecologist brother, pussy smells like "fish" only when it comes into contact with semen. There's something about the combination of vaginal and seminal fluids that makes it smell like that.
Ugh. Sex is really gross if you ever stop to think about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/15/2011|
All I know is, 20 years ago my new sister-in-law came to Thanksgiving dinner at our house (after an October 31 "Halloween" wedding. Don't ask), sat down at the dining room table and I almost asked my Mom where the spoilt tuna was; and to throw it out.
The nose knows.
We should have tossed her in the alley that very day.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/15/2011|
[quote]Screaming "it's discusting" reveals you to be an immature ignoramus. by: fighting stupidity, one thread at a time
Words fail me.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/15/2011|
I've never heard a man call a woman fish. I've only seen it on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/15/2011|
R36, the "discusting" part is a quote from the ignoramus, ignoramus.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/15/2011|
The complainers (as opposed to the questioners) can go suck an oyster.
"Fish" is gay argot. It's outdated, outmoded, intentionally offensive, and harks back to a time when double-speak and coded language was part and parcel with staying out of trouble and out of jail while navigating life as an active gay man. Most of the time when it's used here it's meant to be silly and outrageous; occasionally a creep (one in particular comes to mind) goes off on a tear and peppers several threads with references to "fish" in an obnoxious way but it's so drunkenly stupid you can't reasonably think it's a general issue.
(Despite it's connection to gays, a quick Google search showed several forums where straight people talked about straight people using the term, by the way.)
However, with all that said, if you don't like gay men using a gay term in a gay sense on a gay site for gay purposes with a gay sensibility with other gay people, maybe you need to go somewhere else better suited to your needs, or at least find a different thread. Or, better yet, pull your panties out of your crack and loosen up a little.
Me? I buy my tuna fresh.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/15/2011|
You lesbians need to be honest. At least some of those pussies you fingered over the years left some smell behind.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/15/2011|
"You lesbians need to be honest. At least some of those pussies you fingered over the years left some smell behind."
Because the asses you fingered didn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/15/2011|
A ripe cock does smell like thick, musty cheese.
Unclean genitals in general is a disgusting thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/15/2011|
The term is just a slur for women. Anyone who has ever been near a vagina knows they don't smell like fish. They smell like warm dough rising under the gentle influence of baker's yeast. There's nothing as heavenly as diving between fleshy thighs to get to get at the source of such an elemental and delicious scent.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/15/2011|
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/15/2011|
OP, I've never smelled fishy in my life. I know that for a fact! It's been said time and time again but people here won't listen - it only happens when there's an infection.%0D %0D I find it very funny that gay men who have never fucked a woman or have been anywhere close, would make such assertions or even presume to know how a vagina feels.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/15/2011|
R40, no lesbian will tell you that women have no sexual scent. Nature intended that mammals have a sexual musk, intended to attract mates. Howver, the intensity of the scent differs between individuals.%0D %0D Some women have virtually no scent, and I personally don't find that appealing. Other women have a stronger scent that does linger on one's skin. %0D %0D "Stank finger" has a basis in fact. If one fingers a vagina, and doesn't wash after, the normal, healthy bacteria in the vagina will die/breakdown after a few hours in the air.%0D %0D But if you insert a finger into a fresh vagina and then smell that finger, you will not smell anything unpleasant.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/16/2011|
"in the vagina", should have been "from the vagina"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/16/2011|
Don't be ridiculous, R8.
Helen Keller would not call out "Hello, ladies." It would sound more like "LALDKRJOIGHSLDREIRUS!"
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/16/2011|
It is the most 80s ghetto thing in the world to refer to women as "fish." You might as well wear acid-washed jeans and sport a mullet.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/16/2011|
Why are you fools arguing over this like a bunch of third graders? You make me believe that the Datalounge is made up of losers who have no social lives. Or jobs, it appears.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/16/2011|
[quote]You make me believe that the Datalounge is made up of losers who have no social lives.
For example: you!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/16/2011|
Cock & balls smells like a mixture of something cheesy and something "inorganic" like bleach. It's okay in small doses, but in full bloom it's a truly repellent smell, like a get up and exit the room smell. I've had male friends come sit down beside me after working out or sleeping in without a bath and the smell of their sweaty sack forced me to make a hasty exit.%0D %0D Pussy on the other hand smells like meat - more like ham or chicken than fish, but it can take a decided shellfish or fishy turn if a woman has a bacterial infection (not common, by the way).%0D %0D That "meat" smell is precisely why dogs are so enamored of women's crotches, by the way.%0D %0D So, at it's worst, pussy still has a "foody" smell and it's one that is not all that unpleasant IMHO.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/16/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/16/2011|
[quote]They smell like warm dough rising under the gentle influence of baker's yeast.
Beautifully said, and accurate.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/16/2011|
"It's okay in small doses" It's like heaven to me. Then again, I'm gay, so I suppose it's only natural that I would find that faint cock smell so appealing.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/16/2011|
In real life and online, the kind of gay men who call women 'fish' generally make my skin crawl. I'd probably rather fuck a woman (fishy or not) than any of those sad creatures.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/16/2011|
Women definitely have a different scent around 'that' time of the month. And I don't mean up close, cuz I'm a homo. And they'll dress slutty and get real flirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/18/2011|
I love women. But I don't entirely trust anything that bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn't die.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/18/2011|
The combination of female and male cum does not smell fishy. Semen, independent of female cum, smells fishy if it has been in an area that is warm, moist, and anaerobic. Reason being, that is the perfect environment for anaerobic bacteria, and the alkaline pH of semen, plus those conditions mentioned above,and lets add another factor, time, one can smell fishy. If a man jerks off, and his ejaculate runs somewhere, like between his legs, he goes to sleep, legs closed, big thighs, no air, when he wakes up in the morning he is going to smell fishy. As far as women,vaginas smell fishy when a)lack of good feminine hygeine 2)infection 3)lack of hygeine during menstruation. Menstruation blood itself does not stink, but like semen, it has an alkaline pH and after a few hours, under the right conditions, blood will stink, even blood from any other part of your body. So, just wash your vagina twice a day and I guarantee, your lady part won't smell bad. A woman should smell sweaty after a long day, as should a man. If a woman/man took a poop, and only cleaned up with toilet tissue, you are going to have a bad smell. Urine smells too, so factor this in urine+poop+sweat= funky genitals, period (no pun intended). People just wash your private parts, esp prior to sex, and you will be fine. So gay guys women do not, at least should not, smell like fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/09/2013|
"COCK is the elixir of life."
Get back to me once you push a 7 lb baby through your cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/09/2013|
"But I don't entirely trust anything that bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn't die."
I wouldn't trust anything that sees any kind of logic in that statement.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/09/2013|
I can tell you from first hand experience that it smells like tuna fish. Also don't like that "period" smell.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/09/2013|
Cunts are gross. Just gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/09/2013|
[quote]They smell like warm dough rising under the gentle influence of baker's yeast. There's nothing as heavenly as diving between fleshy thighs to get to get at the source of such an elemental and delicious scent.
That was beautiful and hot, r43.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/09/2013|
It's just one of many derogatory terms for women.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/09/2013|
Four pages and not one mention of Mrs Patrick Campbell?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/09/2013|
[quote]I love women. But I don't entirely trust anything that bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn't die.
Well, it's technically not bleeding...it's shedding. But if you don't trust it, you don't trust it.
It's always amusing when topics like these are started. Which total, like, 300 per day. They tend to prove that gay men, at least online, for whatever reason, are fixated upon women despite disliking them. Gay women hardly ever-if ever- initiate conversations about their disdain for men and their anatomy. And no, it's not because they have a "secret knowing" that cock and rectum are better. They genuinely think it's gross. They just don't talk about it.
Cocks are inherently unappealing to me, unless the person attached turns me on. Then, I love it. But if it smells like Fritos, shit, sweaty feet, moldy cheese, and the list goes on? Again, gross. I'm not sure why gay men, at least here, enjoy projecting these things onto women. Well, I guess people could explore it further, but they'd probably be erroneously and ironically labeled "homophobic."
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/09/2013|
Wow more man hate from hypocritical lesbians. Just because we speak the truth. Have fun with that. It doesn't change the anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/09/2013|
My point further proved, R69. Well done.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/09/2013|
I've never heard any person use this term outside of seeing it on DL, and then it seems like it's mainly two well known trolls. Who do you associate with who slurs people this way?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/09/2013|
Anyone who refers to women as fish can safely be written off as a fucking idiot. No need to worry about the motivations of such detritus.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/09/2013|
Ha! Gay men's odors least preferred!
It’s not genetics but there are some studies that show differences in the biological arena of body odors between gay and straight men and women. In 2005 s Charles Wysocki and Yolanda Martins of the non-profit Monell Chemical Senses Center did a study on how people of different sexual orientations - lesbians and gay men and straight men and women - perceive body odors and how their odors were perceived by other groups. Gay men proved to pretty much stand alone in this study: they preferred body odors from other gay men to all the other groups, though they also liked the odors of straight women (maybe they were just being polite). [b]In turn, all the other groups preferred the body odors of gay men the least.[/b]
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/30/2013|
That ridiculous stereotype is nothing but crap. It was really just misogyny that started it, nothing more. Besides I'm pretty sure most people take the time to keep their genitals washed and clean, it's just basic hygiene that almost everyone does. Sure some parts will smell but that goes for anywhere on the body only if you don't keep it clean. Penis' can smell (and taste) bad too if you don't keep it clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/30/2013|
MPC calls women fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/30/2013|
How long does it take for smegma to grow and smell bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/30/2013|
What makes you faggots believe that a vagina is nastier than all those shitholes they rimmed put together?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/30/2013|
[quote]Cunts are gross. Just gross
Ironically, that's where you came out from as proud as you came out as homosexual.
Go stick your tounge in your shithole, taste some shit while it's still hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/30/2013|
I say she taste like feet she need to wipe it better on the crapper So I make her use the crapper
She she said lick me Like a lollipop She said lick me Like a lollipop She said lick Like a lollipop Her pussy stank aint nothin like no lollipop
I just wanna hump and she just want dat tongue I just wanna hump and get all up on her lovely lady lumps
Come On Okay Lil mama had a nap like mine She even wear her hair in her gooch like mine I tell her its aight but i know im lyin' Man She ain't never had a tongue like mine Man I ain't never seen an no beaver like hers That shit in my mouth Had me at a loss for words I had to back it up Like berp berp And that shit make me jump Like jerp jerp And thats when she
Sh-Sh-She said lick me Like a lollipop Sh-Sh-She said lick me Like a lollipop Sh-Sh-She said lick me Like a lollipop Sh-Sh-She said lick me Like a lollipop
Shawty want that tongue But i aint with dat cunt Shawty want dat tongue and I'd just like to touch Ya lovely lady lumps
Okay After you back it up Then stop clean It shawty clean It Drop it like its hot Do do do it shawty Girl stop Shawty got a pussy rank like fish made me take my grill out and swish Shawty girl made me fuckin wish That it didnt taste like a red lobster dish Can't hit But shawty dip it, dip it, Like I can't do dis And I can't do this And you cant wash that Shawty need a refund Needa bring that pussy back Just like a refund I make her bring that shit back And she bring that shit back Because I aint gonna hit it like that
Shawty dis thug but i aint with dat cunt Shawty want dat tongue but I aint with that love.
Dont Call me When you can get it fresh for me C-Call me wehn you pussy dont smell like deep blue sea
I get my tarter sauce And drop down like it's hot And when I'm at the bottom I see a message in a bottle Middle of the legs Rather get some head Rather get some head Rather get some head I said hmmmm you should do that Say hmmmm you should do that I said hmmmm you should do that Dont Call me So I can come and scuba for ya Dont Call me So I can find some treasure for ya Dont Call me so I can fight the sea with for ya Dont Call me Cuz yo pussy tastes like tuna
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/30/2013|
vagina smells utterly wonderful..there is no fishy smell whatsoever..if there is, something's wrong and you need to see a doctor. everything around the vagina is soft, smooth, warm and euphoric. on the other hand, everything around penis is hard, hairy and grossly unappetizing. that's why women never wanna give head. come on, take a clue fellas. if you can get past the ridickulous sight of a shriveled ugly peen, there's the shitty dingleberry farm left to be dealt with. watch a guy eat another guy's ass haha...his uses his tongue like a 10 foot pole! stop the hate and stop the myths about vaginas...after all, it is what you haters secretly wish for. move on and be okay with what god gave ya!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/31/2013|
[quote]I've never heard any person use this term outside of seeing it on DL.
Huh? I went out with some friends for drinks last night. Having a good time when all of a sudden this queen walks in with two female friends. I heard the term "fish" from so many guys in the bar that for a sec I thought I was at red lobster.
The expression has not gone away, and as long as I'm around I'll continue to use it when women invade my space. Stay in your own bars, as for the stench it is real. In college I was with a few women and I remember unzipping one girls pants and the fish stench (yeast infection) I was later told, almost knocked me over.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/31/2013|
(81) poor thing. what happened to you and where do you hang out???? from the way you sound, not even gay men want you...you have no friends. please get professional help and call your mother and tell her you love her...and lastly, take your fist, ball it up and punch yourself in the fuckin face. idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/31/2013|
[quote]I heard the term "fish" from so many guys in the bar that for a sec I thought I was at red lobster.
What a loser you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/31/2013|
[quote]after all, it is what you haters secretly wish for.
So true. Mussies and manginas will never replicate the pleasure a vagina can give a penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/01/2013|
If vaginas are fishy, then manginas are shitty.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/02/2013|
Did I stumble on a preschooler's site? Two groups of posters fighting about whose hoohoo stinks more.
Humans poop and bleed. Grow up and get over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/02/2013|
The vagina doesn't need to be cleaned twice a day, retard. I can sometimes get away with taking a shower every other day and I still don't have body odor (although I usually shower once a day, just because). If I exercise or something then I'll smell slightly salty like butter (which is WAY better than how MEN smell, that's for damn sure!!) and THAT'S when I'll take a shower. I'm 30, never had sex with a man or had a bacterial infection, so I never smelled fishy. I had one yeast infection and one UTI and they both lasted A FEW HOURS (and went away after I drank vinegar water). Other than that, there really is nothing noticeable down there. I'm more worried about my armpits and wear deodorant just in case.
Gay men piss me off with this misogynist propaganda, they are worse than rightwing straight men at trying to shame women. Fucking faggots, I hope someone goes Matthew Shepard on them. Good riddance. BTW, I can say the word because I'm a lesbian. At least I'm not a misandrist.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/21/2013|
What gets me is, men have an all over body odor that is rancid. Why? This is common knowledge, even the Secret deodorant commercial used to have the tag line, "strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
Why do men stink so bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||07/21/2013|
The bigger question here is, why do inane old threads like this get bumped?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/21/2013|
I have your answer R89. Because there aren't enough new, and even more importantly, interesting threads being made here. Why? Hmm,.. lets see.
1) $18 no one wants to pay 2) freepers and racists repulsing intelligent DLers to the point of leaving or considering leaving 3)primetime
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/21/2013|
Nasty fem dudes are so annoying
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/12/2013|
Some men lack testosterone.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/27/2013|
OP, there is a subset (minority) of very feminine gay men who lash out at others because they feel unaccepted or like outcasts. So, they try to have some meaning by being mean and bitter towards others who are happy and living fulfilling lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||10/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/16/2013|
I appreciate the effort, OP, but women don't naturally smell like fish. The only bad smelling women I've smelled had a bacterial problem (medical issue) or were too young to grasp hygiene completely(when we were teens). I can count these incidences on one hand and I'm over 30.
Fuck those POS who use that term.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||11/16/2013|
I have a very good friend who sometimes isn't so fresh down there, and believe you me, you can smell her from across the room.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/16/2013|
There's only one word worse than "fish" you boys use to describe women, and that's "gash." I just really, really hate that. The idea that you queens think that the vagina is equivalent to a bloody wound just displays your (unbelievable!) ignorance of and disgust with the female sexual organ.
I, OTOH, know more than I ever could have imagined about the penis just from hanging around DL for the last ten years. And yet, I manage not to disparage your precious organs, around which you think the world revolves -- so much so that you don't even care what the guy looks like, as long as he has a big dick.
Use the word cunt all you like -- hell, I myself have used it many, many times, and will continue to do so.
But never ever talk about a "gash."
|by Anonymous||reply 97||11/16/2013|
Having been a complete slut who played both sides of the street, the only fish odor I ever smelled came from either a man's asshole or his uncut cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||11/16/2013|
You will never see a masculine dude call a woman that.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/13/2013|
Exactly r99 it's the fembots who are really transgendered and wish they were women
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/15/2013|
You are correct that dick can smell, OP. But I happen to like that, as long as it's not too 'less-than-fresh'. Not so as far as fish goes. Simple biological response.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/15/2013|
Jealous gay hag-men call women fish. These same jealous he-bitches would crawl over cut glass to 'steal' that 'fishes' man. Does that make sense, to slobber over a cock that gets dipped into 'fish' on the regular??
There is meds and therapy for what ails you my brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/15/2013|
Lol. If you think vagina smells gross imagine what your assholes smell like. Vaginas are actually clean because they are designed to self-clean, rectums aren't.
I find anal sex very unappealing because you'll get fecal matter on your dick no matter how clean the rectum is, but I don't rant about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/15/2013|
It is true in my case as far as fem men calling women fish. I don't know what the deal is. I'm not saying all fem guys are like this, just fish callers have been fem . I've never been near a vagina and am not interested, however I'm not going to go out of my way and say it smells like fish. Some guys I've been with have stunk rank, so they don't have a lot if room to talk .
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/15/2013|
r105 for President!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/22/2013|
I thought the Datalounge term was "stinkfish"
Pussy can, and does at time stink. Hairy pussy can really stink. Women who smoke drink and eat a lot of red meat have foul pussies.
It's the perrogative of gay men to have no interest in the "natural" smell of a vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/22/2013|
As a gay man, I've always found the term both offensive and silly--I mean how many gay men get close enough to vaginas to describe their scent? And men can smell pretty ripe themselves (not always in a good way). I once knew a straight woman who hung around gay men (it was a college theatre dept) who referred to women as " gashes." I steered clear of her as much as possible.
Look, we all have our own "ick factors" about categories of gender/bodies we don't desire, but that's about us, not the other people.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/22/2013|
Mostly men with some degree of mental or developmental delay or impairment. It's not normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/22/2013|
The smell of an uncut, unwashed dick is fucking heinous. The smell of last night's cum rotting in the crevice where my dickhead meets my cut foreskin is way too close to fried fish for me. Barf!
But the smell of musky pubic hair... hot dick... sweaty balls... that is fucking heaven.
Can someone start another thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/22/2013|
Its the feminine girl fags who do this. They wish they had a pussy instead of a prolapsed asshole
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/26/2013|
Stupid fucking dykes. GO back to zetaboards. You man acting whores are many times worse than the gay men here. This is a MAN SPACE. Not a ogre ugly DYKE SPACE. Dykes are ugly and their pussy is rancid. Never would go after a bi woman knowing she messed with a full blown lesbian
|by Anonymous||reply 113||01/20/2014|
I thought vaginas smelled more like cheese?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||01/20/2014|
tell me, what does shit on a dick smell like?
|by Anonymous||reply 115||01/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||01/20/2014|
What a winning thread.. a bunch of man-hating dykes (what else is new?) getting upset at a couple of woman-hating femme gay men..
|by Anonymous||reply 117||01/20/2014|
And it's going into its fourth year, R117!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||01/21/2014|
Pussy smells like FISH. It just DO. DICK AINT SMELL NOTHING LIKE FISH. MAYBE A BREEDED LUBED HOLE MAY SMELL A LITTLE CHLORINY BUT THAT AIN'T FISH. U AIN'T SMART R1. SO SUCK A DICK!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||01/21/2014|
Maybe it's also because a pulsating twat looks like a salmon gasping for air.
In college, I was best friends and roommates with a girl who I nicknamed "Fish." She consequently nicknamed me "Asshole." I really enjoyed the humorous and friendly-spirited insults. It was all good until she came back to the pad with a one-night stand and he asked her why I called her "Fish" (I had left a note posted on the door to let her know when I'd be back home, and he was from Italy, so he wasn't familiar with the term). She was annoyed with the term after that, so eventually I dropped it as a nickname and would only use it as an insult when we had a rare spat. Good times.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||01/21/2014|
Sad, bitter little queens with so much pent up rage that the majority of men won't look at them that it oozes out in the form of misogyny. If you have a healthy self image you don't feel the need to be petty, vicious and spiteful to others to make you feel good about yourself.
One of the nicest people I've ever met was a guy who had a terrible upbringing among redneck homophobes, his life was made a misery because of his sexuality. I think that experience made him more aware of how words can wound, he was kind and thoughtful and never used bitchy terms to describe anyone. He had a healthy respect for himself and was never ashamed of being gay. It showed in how he treated others.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/21/2014|
FISH didn't refer to smell but to the shape of the private parts. Duh. Some of you are simpletons.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/21/2014|
My mom reeks like an asian fish market some days. My whole family agrees.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||01/21/2014|
Aside from DL, the only place I hear this term is from some male-attracted trans women. Monica "I have a neoclit" Roberts is one of the main offenders.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/21/2014|
R122, since you have never seen female private parts out of porn, you don't know what you're talkng about.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/21/2014|
Do catty feminine guys realize that their bitchiness makes them even more unattractive and socially outcast?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/22/2014|
r126, they've spiraled into a life of bitter resentment.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/22/2014|
R121 is the Misanthropy Queen (I suspect there's some dishonest reporting when it insists it is a "gay male."). Be warned. She lurks on every thread with a female pronoun or gender reference and then proceeds to replace perceived misanthropy with misandry of the worst sort, and then scurries off after deleting its cookies.
I mean, it even pulled the "wound" cliche out here. If words are so powerful, one wonders how this demented thing can use such filth itself. Be wary of such sad pride masked as humanity.
As for me, I enjoy humor of all kinds, and have appreciated the DL's understanding that anonymous postings are not reality, for all their potential impact. We play, we imagine, we jab. The sour, perverse, mean-spirited faux-moralists are even worse than the outright homophobes (See previous poster referred to.), because they attempt to scream down others here. But "fish" is neither funny or humorous, or current argot.
"Cunt," on the other hand, remains current, if sometimes misunderstood. (See previous poster referred to.) But it, too, has its limits.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/22/2014|
But it's hilarious every single time to call women fish! Everyone laughs!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/22/2014|
I think it's true that most of the men on DL who say hateful things about women, blacks and Asians are probably the bitter older guys. Projection much?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/22/2014|
And then you proceed with ageism and your own form of sexism, R130. See how easy it is to do that? And also - sometimes - how useful, in its own way?
But I'm not sure you are getting "projection" correct.
Rather, I suspect it is almost definitely is not older posters who go off the most in racist, sexist ways. (And I do think that some of the posts that the pissants call racist and sexist aren't really - posters here often just want to censor and control others, itself an abhorrent trait.) I have the sense, as a textual analyst, that the most outrageous posts are either young people having their fun, or actual racists and sexists of all ages who are pouncing here. The summoning of a cohort of bitter older guys is the creation of a straw man. And "Daddy" gets the blame, if you want to play Freudian games.
But with all the commentary here, it's rather surprising that homophobia often gets a free ride, too. Self-proclaimed gay men will use the most offensive language they can muster in an inauthentic "defense" of other groups they declare are being defamed. So it's a very complicated matter, and one that has driven a lot of people off this and other sites.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/22/2014|
How much does a "textual analyst" get paid?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/23/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/25/2014|
Fish is so vulgar. For Christmas, I picked this up for my hag.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/27/2014|
Dudes who call women "fish" are almost always uberfeminine bitter outcasts who resent women because they can't attract men the way women can.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/20/2014|
Can anyone still wonder why do they hate us after reading this topic and subsequent posts?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/20/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||02/22/2014|
Some feminine men make it harder for themselves by being so bitchy and unpleasant.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||04/28/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/15/2014|
This is why there is Summers Eve and FDS
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/15/2014|
The only men I ever heard call women "fish" were white trash types.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/15/2014|
R140, does the existence (I had to see if they still made this shit) of Summers Eve and FDS lead your little ignorant gay mind to believe that female genitals smell like fish?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/15/2014|
Some feminine black dudes do it. The type of obnoxious feminine black guys that snap their fingers and call guys "she/her."
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/16/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 144||06/21/2014|
Hahahahaha! I wonder how come and gay men know about the fish smell? Have they slept with a woman and they know?
I laugh because it is true,sometimes, vagina smells like a fish. Actually, when i feel that smell between my legs i immediately go to wash my little oyster and everything is fine again.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||11/04/2014|
They're too well brought up to call them cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||11/04/2014|
We do not like stinkfish!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||11/04/2014|
My Abe Vigoda love doll smells like vinyl and Cool Whip.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||11/04/2014|
No, r8. Jeesh.
Look, priss-pots, body parts that are not generally open to the air can acquire an odor: genitals; underarms; abdominal fat rolls; inside the mouth.
Any male who thinks he's always a bed of roses is delusional!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||11/04/2014|
It is a gross and feminine thing to say. The kind of guys who say it tend to be jealous of women and very unattractive and flamboyant. Masculine attractive guys don't say this.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||11/04/2014|
It's a faggot thing. Homos expressing their putrid misogyny and pussy envy.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||11/04/2014|
I've been married to a man and I've been married to a woman. I'm here to tell you, in general, women smell better. Men just smell more pungent or intense and that's fine if that's what you like. As for the fishy pussy thing. I get that but it's not a bad smell if a woman is clean. It's more like an ocean whiff. I asked my wife what I smell like and she said carrots. Kinda earthy, kinda sweet. Works for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||11/04/2014|
The vast majority of men choose fish over feces dear. Deal with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||11/04/2014|
R153, homophobe, you obviously are unaware the vast majority of men choosing fish also choose to fuck them in the ass. Fuck you, Deal with it. asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||11/04/2014|
If your dick smells like fish, you should see a doctor. Dick smells musky and ripe, slightly spicy/peppery, maybe a little yeasty or cheesey. It's hard to describe but it's not fishy. The main taste when sucking cock and licking balls is just a saltiness. If the guy is remotely clean that's all it tastes like. Precum is also salty, but can be surprisingly sweet. Cum tastes a bit bitter and reeks of bleach and an earthy, mushroomy scent.
I went down on a woman before I came out and it definitely smelled fishy. Not terrible, but the natural scent is reminiscent of fish. It wasn't an unpleasant taste and I could see how straight men get into "pussy juice" the same way gay men fetishizes cum and precum.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||11/04/2014|
R154 whatever fantasy you need to make yourself feel better...go with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||11/04/2014|
See the girl all dressed in pink
She makes your fingers stink
|by Anonymous||reply 157||11/04/2014|
Rose McGowan has a point.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||11/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/12/2015|
Most women don't smell like fish. Vaginas, if working correctly, are self cleaning and you don't even need to wash with soap. In fact, some gynos say to only rinse with water, because even soap can knock out a woman's ph down there and that's when bad bacteria starts forming and you get the fish smell.
Other things that can knock off a woman's ph balance: tight clothing, diet, tampons, heat etc etc.
Another issue might be a woman's hormones, they can make you smell off down there. Birth Control pills usually fix that problem, and sometimes they cause the problem or make it worse.
Lastly, stds can also cause a foul vaginal smell.
when a woman's vagina is in healthy working order, it smells good.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/12/2015|
160 here, I should have stated: When a woman's vagina is in healthy, working order it smells good--and not at ALL like fish. If it smells fishy, even faintly, there is something off, BV, std or hormones.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/12/2015|
No difference between men who call women "fish" and men who call gay men "fags."
|by Anonymous||reply 162||01/12/2015|
Dear Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/12/2015|
Straight men are attracted to the scent of vagina and put off by the smell of cock, balls and ass. It smells gross to them because it doesn't turn them on.
Gay men are attracted to the scent of ass, cock and balls and put off by the smell of vaginas. It smells gross because it doesn't turn them on.
How hard is this to understand???
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/12/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/19/2015|
Women are gross. Pussy smells like dead stinky fish. Its so gross I have a hard time even talking about it. Straight men have it bad on all fronts. They have to put up with women and all their bitchy emotional bullshit on top of having to deal with a smelly pussy. It's just to gross to think about.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/19/2015|
They are the type of annoying effeminate guys normal bi and gay dudes want nothing to do with
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/29/2016|
OP - my junk has NEVER smelled like fish. EVER.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/29/2016|
I agree. It is a class marker. Low rents from trashy families use this term.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/29/2016|
R103, spot on.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/29/2016|
R166, you are a sicko
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/29/2016|
What R12 and R164 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/29/2016|
I've never heard anyone but gay men call them fish, although I've heard straight men say women smell like fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/30/2016|
R21 - there is this weird small subset of posters who are so viciously anti-women that it's bizarre. And then there are a few who think it's funny.
It's the same as the amount of racists on this board. They are few but they post a lot. And what's with the anti-semitism? Those trolls have been out a lot lately.
In general, this board reflects the best and worst of humanity - gay or straight. It's the negative people who get the most attention - but they are lonely losers posting from their basement who have a lot of time on their hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/30/2016|
Everything stinks if you don't wash and maintain it.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/31/2016|
Once and for all guys, pussies only smell like fish when they are in the midst of a BACTERIAL infection. I'm no spring chicken, and yet I have never once experienced a case of trich in my entire life. I've had many yeast infections, but they don't smell like fish...thay don' have any unpleasant smell. To say that one cannot understand how a straight man could be attracted to something which can smell fishy when sick, is like a woman saying that "I don't see how a gay man could get turned on by an ass that has runny diarrhea coming out of it(in other words:ans ass which is presently unwell.) My guess is that men don't rim or fuck each other when one has the Tijuana Trots right? Well, straight couples don't fuck when the woman has trich or bacterial vaginosis either. It's just that simple.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/31/2016|
I've got no heard this used once in real life, at a group brunch where it was spoken by a 60-something bitter-faced queen who seemed to have a negative response to everything. I've never heard a woman referred to as fish by anyone not old enough to be an AARP member.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/31/2016|
The fact that it is MPC who uses the term fish most frequently speaks volumes.
I may be deluding myself, but I imagine that most of the younger DL dudes and the more evolved older men such as Bronzie do not speak of women as fish IRL.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/31/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/31/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 180||02/01/2016|
It's the only time gay men have the shittier qualities of straight men: When they act all squeamish about pussy. Your straight and gay girl friends don't blink when you describe rimming a guy, so stop with the ewwww bullshit. You can rely on gay men to clean out their assholes enough to make sex a pleasure? Well we lesbians not only wipe our pussies each time we pee, but we are inundated by suggestions, intimations, and the bullshit ewww brigade to make sure we're close to obsessed with keeping our pussies clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||02/01/2016|
In the Fantastic Four comic book the villain Sandman called women "skirts."
I never got that (I mean I know women wear skirts).
|by Anonymous||reply 182||02/01/2016|
R182 Men often referred to women as skirts back in the 20s and 30s. I don't mind that so much...kind of like when they call us tomatoes. And I have NO idea where that comes from.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||02/01/2016|
Vag smells like Salmon croquettes, sorry ladies keep those fish traps to yourselves!!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||02/01/2016|
You have never smelled a vag and you know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||02/01/2016|
The very worst and annoying kind of effeminate
|by Anonymous||reply 186||04/30/2016|
Are MPC and MHB the same person?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/16/2016|
IIRC pussy and cock smell the same. Fish or cheese, your pick. Both develop smegma which is not dirty but has its own bio function.
The smell of yeast infection is different.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/16/2016|
It's not a good habit to get into because eventually you'll slip and say it in front of a woman and you will be fucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/16/2016|
Effeminate men don't need to say or do anything to make themselves any more annoying
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/16/2016|
Straight porn stars complain about nasty, smelly, uncleaned vaginas on set ALL THE TIME.
Including female ones:
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/16/2016|
The yeast comment was hilarious sarcasm!
Some people here are into some nastiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/16/2016|
It's not true at all that you'll get fecal matter on your dick every time you do anal, r104.
Any more than you'll get blood matter on your dick every time you fuck a vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/16/2016|
Yes, you're hard to understand, 164, because your beliefs are false.
Most people are ignorant of and indifferent toward the genitals of the gender they're not oriented toward. It's indifference, not repulsion that's common.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/16/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 195||06/07/2016|
R58 I don't trust anything that has two heads yet no brain.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||06/07/2016|
I'm going to bypass all 200 of these comments and offer you up this. Once upon a time when I first joined a 24-hour fitness club I came across Tiffany. Tiffany was a >50 year old woman, who liked her elliptical machine. The stars, moons and planets must have aligned because for 2 or so months we were work-out-buddies. Every fucking morning I would be greeted by her nasty smelly vag. WTF?!? How do you NOT realize your front hole smells 100x worse than your back hole?! FFS Tiffany!
Have you ever walked barefoot in Chinatown (NYC) during the summer? Upwind/downwind there is no escaping the horrid stench of rotting fish.
This was TIFF. She liked her treadmill mornings, the rest of the gym didn't.
Yeah you rotting corpse cunt, Sodo 24Fitt Orlando. I'm talking too you.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||06/07/2016|
Very vivid, r197.
Having been in extremely close proximity to several dozens of dicks, I can't say I came across any that smelled fishy.
Their owners, however...
|by Anonymous||reply 198||06/07/2016|
R198 I think dicks get "musky" not fishy, women own that brand of stank. And If I were a straight male I'd probably get hard just thinking about it, but I'm gay and I love me some musky fucking balls/cock.
I love, love LOVE a hairy sweaty guy using my mouth as a fucking bidet.....
The thought of licking/eating/touching a vagina; ewww no. The name "vagina" alone is a boner killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||06/07/2016|
Of course you get fecal matter on your dick every single time you do anal. Unless you wear a condom.
If you don't believe me, do ATM and see for yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||06/07/2016|
You sound deranged R197
|by Anonymous||reply 201||06/07/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 202||06/07/2016|
I thought only transwomen used "fish" to refer to bio women.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||06/07/2016|
R3 made me laugh so fucking hard. I miss Joan Rivers now. (She could do a Helen Keller Joke like no one else)
|by Anonymous||reply 204||06/07/2016|
r204 ... Why did that deaf cunt's dog jump off the cliff?
You would too if your name was WOLSAJFLKSJRFLJWMEFLKMSDWDLKFM!!!!
Why was WOLSAJFLKSJRFLJWMEFLKMSDWDLKFM's left leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too..
I fucking love HK jokes, about as funny as dead baby crossing the tracks jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||06/07/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||06/07/2016|
Why was Carols left side face burnt?
she answered the iron.
Why was her right side burned?
They called back.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||06/07/2016|
Have any of you ever seen Ray Charles Piano?....
No, neither did he.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||06/07/2016|
What do you call a fag in a wheel chair?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||06/07/2016|
What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps can finish a race.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||06/07/2016|
I lost my virginity to a retarded guy last night....
...I wanted it to be special.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||06/07/2016|
You know a guy is annoyingly extremely effeminate and stereotypical when he calls females "fish." Talk about anti-manly
|by Anonymous||reply 212||06/07/2016|
They are effeminate men jealous of women
|by Anonymous||reply 213||11/24/2016|