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Ohio Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus

An Ohio seventh-grader was suspended last week for doing arguably the most predictable thing a 13-year-old boy could do for a laugh on the school bus. He cut the cheese.

Canal Winchester Middle School students Anthony Nichols and another boy lost their bus privileges on Friday for their stinky stunt, which prompted the customary rousing laughter and "lowering of windows," according to the Columbus Dispatch.

Administrators ruled that the flatulence was in violation of the school's code of conduct, but if you ask Nichols' parents, the decision reeks of poor judgement.

"It's very laughable, that's what it is," said Anthony's father, James Nichols. He said he spoke with the school's vice principal, Daniel Senu-Oke, who "suggested my son should hold his gas on this hour-long bus ride."

For a concerned parent, however, that answer just doesn't cut it.

"When it happens, it just happens," he said. "It's not intentional."

But perhaps it is. According to the bus driver and school officials, the 13-year-old Nichols and his partner in crime are repeat offenders with a history of passing gas on the school bus.

Still, for the boy's mother, Kristine Kuzora, who has suffered from gastrointestinal issues herself, the incident hits a little too close to home.

"I take great offense to passing gas being cause for suspension and marked as an obscene gesture," Kuzora wrote to The Dispatch.

by Anonymousreply 4903/03/2013

Are laughing on the school bus or putting its windows down frowned upon now?

by Anonymousreply 105/12/2011

Ridiculous. I'm sure the little shits are obnoxious, but this is just silly.

I did, however, love the Gastrointestinally Disabled Mom, who apparently thinks her farts should be socially acceptable.

by Anonymousreply 205/12/2011

Order must be maintained.

by Anonymousreply 305/12/2011

Peanuts will somehow be blamed for this tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 405/12/2011

The parents should just say yeah it was juvenile and inappropriate and the kids should apologise. Trying to pass it off as an accident makes them look like idiots. They should refute the penalty if they think it is too harsh.%0D %0D I am sooo happy I am not a school bus driver.

by Anonymousreply 505/12/2011

Cheryl, do you mean odor or order?%0D %0D Get off the bus! Your pussy stiiinnnks!

by Anonymousreply 605/12/2011

I have a feeling that this kid has farted several times on the bus just to be annoying. Something stinks about how this story is being told, and it's not just the boy's rear.

by Anonymousreply 705/12/2011

That precious little boy is probably an obnoxious little prick.

They have to talk about Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 805/12/2011

No kid should have to spend two hours a day on a school bus. That is ludicrous!

by Anonymousreply 905/12/2011

The bus driver was probably a fat frau.

by Anonymousreply 1005/12/2011

I'm farting as I type.

by Anonymousreply 1105/12/2011

[quote]I did, however, love the Gastrointestinally Disabled Mom, who apparently thinks her farts should be socially acceptable. Fartromyalgia!

by Anonymousreply 1205/12/2011

R5 = Nellie Olsen.

by Anonymousreply 1305/12/2011

We have incidences of bullying which are driving kids to suicide, yet school officials are enforcing zero tolerance for blowing ass.

by Anonymousreply 1405/13/2011

In his defense, gas warfare has not been banned yet.

by Anonymousreply 1505/13/2011

What R9 and R14 said.

by Anonymousreply 1605/13/2011

Of course, this gives the kid time to prepare for his revenge whenever allowed back on the bus...It's time for him to perfect the stealth fart!

by Anonymousreply 1705/13/2011

he was repeat offender.

by Anonymousreply 1805/13/2011

Whatever happened with this?

by Anonymousreply 1907/21/2011

Just throw all the farters on the same bus. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 2007/21/2011

That poor, mistreated child.

by Anonymousreply 2107/21/2011

The two boys are required to go to the school nurse every noontime so she can give them Gas-X.

by Anonymousreply 2207/21/2011

Honestly, I'm glad. I'm getting so sick of ill-mannered pigs taking over society and it starts with these assholes on the bus.

by Anonymousreply 2307/21/2011

Yes, yes it does, R23. Literally.

But what is with the Ina Garten farting troll?

by Anonymousreply 2407/21/2011

Parents who talk to the press after their children have been disciplined need to do about six months in detention themselves.

by Anonymousreply 2507/21/2011

A little hot sauce on the anus should cure this.

by Anonymousreply 2607/22/2011

If they they threw a kid off the bus for inappropriate farting, they would have executed my father.

by Anonymousreply 2707/22/2011

I wonder how Denise would handle this.

by Anonymousreply 2807/22/2011

How do you fart on purpose? If it isn't there, it isn't there. Does he know the secret of manufacturing gas on demand? I'd be afraid of pooing instead.

by Anonymousreply 2907/22/2011

This is fuckin stupid..the problem is there is no problem

by Anonymousreply 3003/03/2013

[quote]I wonder how Denise would handle this.

At great distance and with gloves, I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 3103/03/2013

They should sue the School Board saying the bus' poor shock absorbers caused the incident.

by Anonymousreply 3203/03/2013

What, was this yet another case of "bullying"?

by Anonymousreply 3303/03/2013

If this kid asked to see her under the auspices of the Make-a-Wish Foundation, I'm sure Ina would've found time in her busy scheduled to see him. But no open flames!

by Anonymousreply 3403/03/2013

This is all wrong. They should be blaming the cafeteria.

by Anonymousreply 3503/03/2013

This just stinks!

by Anonymousreply 3603/03/2013

I bet this was the 30th this kid had done this, and the poor bus driver was right to finally call the kid on his bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 3703/03/2013

it's obvious that these kids do what they want at home too...judging by the parents' reactions. if you don't respect your space, you don't respect anyone else's. glad they got thrown off the bus. not everyone is going to put up with such nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 3803/03/2013

[quote] Just throw all the farters on the same bus. Problem solved.

He can ride the "Shart Bus" to school.

by Anonymousreply 3903/03/2013

WW r39

by Anonymousreply 4003/03/2013

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Anonymousreply 4103/03/2013

It's because he's male. I'd sue.

by Anonymousreply 4203/03/2013

If the little shits repeatedly deliberately farted after been asked not to just to be annoying, they deserve being suspended.

by Anonymousreply 4303/03/2013

It's dialing the phone with a pencil, but for little straight children.

by Anonymousreply 4403/03/2013

[quote] If the little shits repeatedly deliberately farted

"And with malice a forethought..."

by Anonymousreply 4503/03/2013

I'm sure they did r42. And you know these weren't cute skater boys who are in shape but fat pre-diabetic kids who probably cut some gross ones. Imagine being stuck in a closed space with them for an hour? Not funny.

by Anonymousreply 4603/03/2013

Damn, I meant r43, not 42.

by Anonymousreply 4703/03/2013

So r46... hot boys don't fart?

How does that work?

by Anonymousreply 4803/03/2013

Lol! R39

by Anonymousreply 4903/03/2013
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