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Jessica Simpson

Whoever dresses this girl should be shot.

by Anonymousreply 2011/28/2012

Lawdy mercy that is bad.%0D %0D She has such hot legs - and usually makeup almost always look fab. But in the middle she is always fucked somehow!

by Anonymousreply 105/08/2011

She needs a stylist intervention.

by Anonymousreply 205/08/2011

If she looked decently put together nobody would talk about her. As it is now she barely rates a mention.

by Anonymousreply 305/08/2011

Looks like a scene from one of my dreams. "Oh, look. I'm not wearing any pants."

by Anonymousreply 405/08/2011


by Anonymousreply 505/08/2011

What's really scary is that she has her own fashion line.

Why she doesn't choose to wear a couple of the decent outfits from it I don't know. Some of them aren't that hideous.

by Anonymousreply 605/08/2011

The sad thing always wears stuff that only looks good on tall, willowy, long-limbed women.%0D %0D Am I right - I think that if you put her in some of Marilyn Monroe's old dresses, she'd suddenly look lucious instead of chunky? It's like she's in denial about being short and curvy.

by Anonymousreply 705/09/2011

Hot legs? She has short, stumpy legs that she insists on showing off to their disadvantage.

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2011

You Jessica Simpson haters need to get laid.

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2011

Haha that really made me laugh. The best part is that since the photo is so large you have to scroll down. At first I thought what's so wrong with a turtle neck? And then I just thought it was too baggy. And then I realized she forgot to put her pants on. And finally I saw she completed the ensemble with some ugly ass blue shoes.

She's a winner.

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2011

Those legs belong to a male wrestler

by Anonymousreply 1110/29/2012

[quote]Those legs belong to a male wrestler


by Anonymousreply 1210/29/2012

My Daddy likes to suck big black cocks

by Anonymousreply 1310/29/2012

I wish that fat fuck and her ugly-ass, zero-talent sister would just go away.

by Anonymousreply 1410/29/2012

Girl, when I say I love the BBC, you know I ain't talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation!

by Anonymousreply 1510/29/2012

Why hasn't she lost weight?

by Anonymousreply 1610/29/2012

She is fat cow

by Anonymousreply 1710/29/2012

She's lost a good deal of weight. Those are just old pictures.

by Anonymousreply 1810/29/2012

She's pregnant again!

by Anonymousreply 1911/28/2012

I think the problem is that she dresses herself. If she dressed properly, she'd look great. But a long sweater w/o trousers is for women with very slim legs. This just makes her look fat, and I'm not sure that she is fat.

The woman needs a stylist stat.

by Anonymousreply 2011/28/2012
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