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Breaking news: Canadian PM reveals his penis is tiny

"Yes, it's true. I am barely a man," Harper admitted to the media scrum, demonstrating his penile size with his two fingers.

by Anonymousreply 502/15/2013

Coincidentally, that's also how much he cares about personal rights.

by Anonymousreply 105/06/2011

Small penis. Overcompensation. Penis envy. Believes he won't be desired by both men and women. No wonder he became such a conservative.

by Anonymousreply 205/06/2011

Harper further added, "Fortunately for me, my wife is a lesbian. Also, does anyone have Katy Perry's number? Apparently she digs small-penised persons."

by Anonymousreply 305/06/2011

At least he's not blaming it on shrinkage.

by Anonymousreply 405/06/2011
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