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Vintage Shirtless Hollywood Hunks via Musto.

What is that on Fred MacMurray's left tit? %0D %0D Doug MmmmmmmMcClure was fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2015

Why are all of them so old?

by Anonymousreply 205/05/2011

with the mustache he's hot too

by Anonymousreply 405/05/2011

Who's the guy at the end?

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2011

Thanks for posting this OP. I love old Hollywood movie stars. We don't get enough threads on them. People either bitch about them or they've been talked about already.

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2011

I'd fuck any of their holes

by Anonymousreply 705/05/2011

Kirk Douglas had bitch tits.

by Anonymousreply 805/05/2011

I'd suck them

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2011

Who is Louis Jourdan? What was he in? How do I find out more info on him?

by Anonymousreply 1105/06/2011

Clint Walker was a hunka hunka burnin' beefcake.

by Anonymousreply 1205/06/2011

Most of them are fat.

by Anonymousreply 1305/06/2011

Clint Walker.....

by Anonymousreply 1505/06/2011

for my taste, Clint is the standout, clearly.

by Anonymousreply 1605/06/2011

If you're in as awe of Clint Walker as I am, go to youtube where you can see many technicolor clips of his shirtlessness.

by Anonymousreply 1705/06/2011

Louis Jordan was also the main bad in James Bond's Octopussy (Octopussy, Oh Octopussy!)

by Anonymousreply 1805/06/2011

"Why are all of them so old?'%0D %0D Apparently your definition of "old" is anyone over the age of 20, you dumb turd. %0D %0D "Most of them are fat."%0D %0D You must be a troll. Or blind. Or anorexic. Or just plain stupid. Probably the latter. %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2005/06/2011

That may well be the worst photo I've ever seen of a shirtless Robert Conrad. No easy achievement, Musto!

by Anonymousreply 2105/06/2011

Louis Jourdan, homo?%0D %0D Doug McClure = Ryan O'Neal look-a-like

by Anonymousreply 2205/06/2011

The last one is Guy Madison.

by Anonymousreply 2305/06/2011

MacMurrays nipples were airbrushed or pancake-makeupped out. Male actors with naturally huge nips often had to have them 'toned down' after the code came in in 1934.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2405/06/2011

This thread is useless without John Payne.

by Anonymousreply 2505/06/2011

While there is random "beefcake" it strikes me that some of the "vintage" guys were laughably scrawny.%0D %0D The other night we were watching some old swords and sandals garbage just for the hell of it, and the armor couldn't hide the scrawny arms on the "aoldiers. The 50's in particular had some real wimps.

by Anonymousreply 2605/06/2011

R24, yeah, that is weird. you can see where they Should be, but they aren't.

by Anonymousreply 2705/06/2011

MacMurray resembles Pierce Brosnan in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 2805/06/2011

No, MacMurray looks like Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 2905/06/2011

I'll take Clint Walker and Guy Madison.%0D %0D Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 3005/06/2011

I always thought Bob Conrad never took a bad photo. Until. here.

by Anonymousreply 3105/06/2011

I've seen that MacMurray pic in a book and you can see the airbrushing/retouching strokes... they must've been silver-dollar pencil erasers!

by Anonymousreply 3205/06/2011

"While there is random "beefcake" it strikes me that some of the "vintage" guys were laughably scrawny.%0D %0D The other night we were watching some old swords and sandals garbage just for the hell of it, and the armor couldn't hide the scrawny arms on the "aoldiers. The 50's in particular had some real wimps."%0D %0D Are you really so smugly stupid as to think even real gladiators matched the steroid clowns of today as featured in gay porn and movies like 300 and Troy? Have you ever seen historic furnishings and clothes (especially military uniforms) which clearly indicate people in general were "smaller" than they are today?

by Anonymousreply 3305/06/2011

Take a chill pill R33. I'm not "smugly stupid" but I have seen modern actors who are non-steriod users, and I have seen plenty of normal guys at the gym who don't use steriods, and all of them have arms and shoulders that are leagues away from the look of the scrawny, never-worked-out look of some of the so-called matinee idols of the 40's and 50's. %0D %0D Brawn was only "in" for some guys. It certainly wasn't a look that was emulated by many. It's as if the girls were mostly portrayed as curvy and voluptuous, but the guys were slender/lean with no discernable muscles. %0D %0D I was remarking on standards of beauty and how they've changed since then. Beefcake was the exception, not the rule. Nowadays most celeb guys work out regularly and have some definition. It's "in" to have muscular arms and taut abs. I'm not talking about over- sterioded hunks or Arnold or Sly Stallone. I'm talking about most famous guys.

by Anonymousreply 3405/06/2011

Rock Hudson looks SO gay in that top photo.

by Anonymousreply 3505/06/2011

Someone posted a nice photo of a shirtless Montgomery Clift a short time ago. It wasn't the one of Monty with a shovel, working at a farm or wherever. I can't remember the name of the thread where it appeared either.

by Anonymousreply 3605/06/2011

There are also about 100 better shirtless photos of Guy Madison out there, Musto!!!

by Anonymousreply 3705/06/2011

A Guy Madison Montage also via Musto. Check out Guy's son in the last two pics.

by Anonymousreply 3805/06/2011

Now you're cookin', Musto!

by Anonymousreply 3905/06/2011

Geez I'm a thousand times hotter than any of these guys. I wish I was born in 1940, I would've been the hottest guy in America.

I see why elder gays get so mad now. They have to look at all the truly hot guys of today and they had to make do with these losers, with the no pecs and high waisted pants

by Anonymousreply 4007/17/2012

Terrible photo of Bob Conrad, the hunkiest hunk of all hunks.

by Anonymousreply 4107/17/2012

These were gorgeous men. The douchebag manchildren who try to pass for "stars" today are weak sisters. From the girl that is Justin Bieber to hygiene challenged Robert Pattinson to the chinless wonder that is Shia LaBeouf, they are repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 4207/17/2012

There is something weirdly and sexually fascinating to me about these very deliberately posed beefcake photos.

Something about the vulnerability of these "he-men" in their swimming trunks and pale skin that is very arousing.

by Anonymousreply 4307/17/2012

Could he have found a worse photo of Paul Newman?

by Anonymousreply 4407/17/2012

Guy is to die for!

by Anonymousreply 4507/17/2012

Have to agree with other posters - these are mostly lousy pictures of some really hot men.

There are FAR better snaps out there.

by Anonymousreply 4607/17/2012

[quote]Most of them are fat.

We know you think so, LeAnn.

by Anonymousreply 4707/17/2012

Justin Bieber is not a movie star. You might as well also compare these guys to Dr. Stephen Hawking.

by Anonymousreply 4807/17/2012

For me, the sexiest actor from the 40s and 50s is William Holden.

He just reeked sex... his voice, the looks he'd give other actors, the body. He's got a great hairy chest that's on fine display in Sunset Boulevard (when he's just taken a swim in Norma's pool) and he's often shown with his chest shaved (Bridge Over the River Kwai or in Picnic).

I think I swooned over him even in The Towering Inferno.

One more hunk o' man for me is Dana Andrews - oh my, my, my.

by Anonymousreply 4907/17/2012

We have similar taste, r49! I loved Dana Andrews in "The Best Years of our Lives."

by Anonymousreply 5007/17/2012

I love Dana Andrews too. Hugely underrated star.

There's a scene in FALLEN ANGEL where he tounge-kisses Linda Darnell in deep shadow but you can see their saliva mingling as their mouths pull away. Scorchingly hot and I'm amazed it got past the Production Code.

by Anonymousreply 5107/17/2012

OP is right: Fred MacMurray had a great chest. So did Errol Fynn.

by Anonymousreply 5207/17/2012

SHIRTLESS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5303/07/2015

r48

music videos are movies.

by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2015
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