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Jesse James

The contemporary one. Maybe he's not such a bad guy. He was on Howard Stern today, and doesn't seem totally evil. A rough life, made some bad decisions. Sounds pretty decent. And yes, a he has a huge penis.

by Anonymousreply 2904/04/2013

How do you know he has a huge penis, OP?

by Anonymousreply 105/05/2011

Howard asked him about his huge penis, and JJ kind of laughed it off but didn't deny it.

by Anonymousreply 205/05/2011

Howard Stern mentioned women who described James as having a beer-can size penis. He laughed at the beer can description and chose not to answer.

by Anonymousreply 305/05/2011

Women exaggerate. To them, 7" is huge. And who would say "oh, no...I don't have a big penis?"

by Anonymousreply 405/05/2011

I'd like to see him whip it out.

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2011

Halitosis-face.

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2011

I don't care how big it is, he's not "decent." He's whiny and self-pitying.

by Anonymousreply 705/05/2011

Shit-stache.

by Anonymousreply 805/05/2011

Nazi lover

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2011

He's a disgusting blob of pond scum. Publicly anounced that Kat von Dumb is "100% better" in the sack than Sandra Bullock. Nice.

by Anonymousreply 1005/05/2011

"Jesse's gotta take care of Jesse."

Dumb, coarse, redneck person who loves Nazi memorabilia and is now doing the famewhore rounds with his new high-profile "soulmate" Ug.

by Anonymousreply 1105/05/2011

Actually Sandra sold him out to save herself. I think he's been a gentleman as far as that goes. It probably wasn't out of kindness though. He's a nazi loving freak but he knows better that to call her out. Nobody would believe him for one thing, plus he certainly doesn't want that nazi shit sex to be made public. He's trying to reestablish himself. Doubt it will work though.%0D %0D Did Howard ask about the sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 1205/05/2011

He's a skank.

by Anonymousreply 1405/06/2011

Jesse James [click thru for more details] He was never married to Sandra Bullock, it was what Hollywood calls a sham marriage, Sandra Bullock was forced to do this under threat of death. Outlaw Garage Austin Texas-made in Texas! .Jesse is a welder/ fabricator who uses his master level skills and discerning eye to teach up and coming fabricators at the shop. He brings many years of experience to Austin Speed Shop that is reflected in our cars. Many more details, click thru to FB url. Thank you, Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones

by Anonymousreply 1503/21/2013

Marriage with Sandra Bullock “Was a Sham”, Jesse James Told Michelle McGee! Posted Thursday, March 18th, 2010 [Jesse James] never called on Sandra for money or influence because their marriage was a sham. It looks like RadarOnline interviewed Michelle McGee’s former boss, Danielle Dee Madrano and they found some interesting information. Apparently McGee, the woman who used to be the mistress of Sandra Bullock’s husband spoke openly about Jesse James. “She told me that she and Jesse were together…this was around May 2009, or just prior to that”, Madrano told Radar. “[McGee] told me that Jesse’s marriage to Sandra Bullock was for publicity, and that’s why he did Donald Trump’s show, ‘Celebrity Apprentice’. He never called on Sandra for money or influence because their marriage was a sham, she said”, Madrano added. McGee worked under the pseudonym “Michelle Bombshell” on SocalGlamourgirls.com, which features “beautiful bikini models, sexy school girls and topless glamour models” engaged in online chats with paying customers. Many more details, click thru to URL provided to see much more. Thank you, Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones

by Anonymousreply 1603/21/2013

OP? Good guys don't fetishize Nazi regalia. Ever. Full stop.

The only reason you think he's "not such a bad guy" is in the last sentence of your post. It's a weird non sequitur, but you just couldn't help yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1703/21/2013

This actress [Sandra Bullock] has not only been in this spot before, but has also won an Academy Award. This actress who is still very much an A list actress has not worked much in the past two years but still maintains that status. Much like The Backstabber [another Blind Item where consensus said it was Reese Witherspoon], this actress also has tried to hold the title of the world’s sweetheart. Everyday though, our actress lives with a secret. A big secret. One that she thinks if revealed would cause her to lose any future roles and would also make the public at large feel like they could never trust her. Lets call her Secret Keeper. For the past 20+ years our actress has been in the closet. That in of itself is not the biggest deal in the world, but it is the way she chooses to create this fiction around her which is probably the greatest acting job ever. Generally when it comes to the world of beards it is a very male dominated world with gay men finding women to act as beards. Our actress has become a master of the beard and has told friends she used Katharine Hepburn as her role model. Secret Keeper has always had that innocent look in movies. She tries to stay out of the tabloids and to never draw attention to herself except when it comes to one very important thing. Men. Some of the best looking, most gorgeous actors in the world have been linked to Secret Keeper, but they never actually go out. It is probably fair to say that Secret Keeper has been linked with three of the hottest actors on the planet. All of them A list and all of them supposedly wanting to date Secret Keeper. The truth is none of them have ever dated Secret Keeper but sure are happy to hang out with her. They keep her secret safe while making it look like she is desirable and wanted and all heterosexual. She also keeps their secrets. The first actor who went along for the ride with Secret Keeper was supposed to be a long term thing. He is an A lister through and through and only shows up on television in cameos. Although these two were supposedly together for a year or more, no one ever saw them out in public. She is not good in public with affection and men. Despite her Academy Award, she is not that good with men on the screen either. Most of her relationships on screen are not about long kisses and sex scenes. In fact, it is really really rare that she ever kisses a man on screen. Anyway, she and Actor #1 had a thing until she found out about some things he was doing to other women that she found repulsive. He was setting them up and acting more like a pimp than an actor. Plus, he wanted a relationship that involved sex with a woman and Secret Keeper did not play that game so they split. Unlike her other bearded relationships, Secret Keeper never speaks to Actor #1 because of his past actions. Actor #2 was second on the playlist after Actor #1. He is also an A lister, but probably would never have achieved it without the help of Secret Keeper who showed her appreciation for his year of service by introducing him to people that took his career from a “hey, that guy is pretty good, to an automatic greenlight if this guy is on board.” The secret she keeps for him is that, despite the fact that women crave him, he does not always reciprocate. His longest term relationship was a struggle for him because he was always going back and forth between men and women and his B list actress girlfriend did not appreciate that. Actor #2 did introduce Secret Keeper to someone who has become a fixture in her life. Actor #3 is also A list and is perfectly happy to let the tabloids think that he has sex with Secret Keeper everytime he is single. They don’t, but he hates the tabloids anyway and feels like he is sticking it to them each time. They do really care for each other and when he is involved with someone th[e]y can’t hang out because then people might suspect they are just friends. It is only when they are both “single,” that he can come over and the tabloids go crazy. See url, thanks Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones

by Anonymousreply 1803/21/2013

Revised by Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones March 23rd, 2013. This actress (Sandra Bullock) has not only been in this spot before, but has also won an Academy Award. This actress (Sandra Bullock) who is still very much an A list actress has not worked much in the past two years but still maintains that status. Much like The Backstabber [another Blind Item where consensus said it was Reese Witherspoon], this actress also has tried to hold the title of the world’s sweetheart. Everyday though, our actress (Sandra Bullock) lives with a secret. A big secret. One that she (feels) if revealed would cause her to lose any future roles and would also make the public at large feel like they could never trust her. Lets call her Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock). For the past 20+ years our actress (Sandra Bullock) has been in the closet. That in of itself is not the biggest deal in the world, but it is the way she chooses to create this fiction around her which is probably the greatest acting job ever. Generally when it comes to the world of beards it is a very male dominated world with gay men finding women to act as beards. Our actress (Sandra Bullock) has become a master (poor choice of words) of the beard and has told friends she used Katharine Hepburn as her role model. Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) has always had that innocent look in movies. She tries to stay out of the tabloids and to never draw attention to herself except when it comes to one very important thing-men. Some of A list actors have been linked to Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock), but they never actually go out. Most of them A list actors and all of them supposedly wanting to date Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock). The truth is none of them have ever dated Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) but sure are happy to hang out with her (except Tate Donovan-he did date Sandra Bullock). They (she) keep her (their) secret safe while making it look like she (they) is desirable and wanted and all heterosexual (Sandra Bullock is heterosexual otherwise Jamie Jones would not be helping her). She also keeps their secrets. The first actor (Tate Donovan) who went along for the ride with Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) was supposed to be a long term thing. He is (not) an A lister and only shows up on television in cameos. Although these two were supposedly together for a year or more (they knew each other for 4 years), no one ever saw them out in public. She is not good in public with affection and men. Despite her Academy Award, she is not that good with men on the screen either. Most of her relationships on screen are not about long kisses and sex scenes. In fact, it is rare that she ever kisses a man on screen. Anyway, she and Actor #1 (Tate Donovan) had a thing until she found out about some things he was doing to other women (and men) that she found repulsive (Tate Donovan is a homosexual). He was setting them up and acting more like a pimp than an actor. Plus, he wanted a relationship that involved sex with a woman and Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) did not play that game so they split. Unlike her other bearded relationships, Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) never speaks to Actor #1 (Tate Donovan) because of his past actions. Actor #2 (Keanu Reeves) was second on the playlist after Actor #1. He is an A lister, but probably would never have achieved it without the help of Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) who showed her appreciation for his year of service by introducing him to people that took his career from a “hey, that guy is pretty good, to an automatic green light if this guy is on board.” The secret she keeps for him is that, despite the fact that women crave him, he does not reciprocate (Keanu Reeves is a homosexual and started out in Hollywood as a male prostitute). His longest term relationship was a struggle for him because he was always going back and forth between men and women and his B list actress girlfriend did not appreciate that (Keanu Reeves first girlfriend was killed). Actor #2 (Keanu Reeves) did (not) introduce Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) to someone who has become a fixture in her life. Actor #3 (Matthew McConaughey) is also A list and is perfectly happy to let the tabloids think that he has sex with Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) every time he is single. They don’t, but he (Matthew McConaughey) hates the tabloids anyway and feels like he is sticking it to them each time. They do really care for each other (not true) and when he is involved with someone th[e]y can’t hang out because then people might suspect they are just friends. It is only when they are both “single,” that he (Matthew McConaughey) can come over and the tabloids go crazy (go crazy, poor choice of words). In what is probably the best example of her acting skill, our actress (Sandra Bullock) even faked a marriage. The couple (Sandra Bullock and Jessie James) never had sex, but when he (Jesse James) began to stray and get caught, it had to end. She (Sandra Bullock) had to play the hurt wife, even though she didn’t care at all about the affairs, but the fact that she was going to have to end it and lose her perfect cover. [This part isn't true-At the present time, Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) just stays at home and does not have a few select, very long term companions that she (does not see) who pose as maids or assistants or whatever makes them innocuous to the paparazzi (this entire paragraph is being retracted as it simply was not true). Secret Keeper (Sandra Bullock) is probably the best ever at keeping a secret.] by: Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones revised 03/23/2013

by Anonymousreply 1903/23/2013

I still think "The Vanilla Gorilla" is one of the best celeb nicknames.

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2013

where is the pic of his huge cock?

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2013

Who gives a shit if he's a nice Nazi-fetishist or not, what a ridiculous thread.

by Anonymousreply 2303/25/2013

I would have called the actors differently in R19's link.

Actor #1 - Tate Donovan Actor #2 - Ryan Gosling Actor #3 - Keanu Reeves

Has she ever been linked to McConaughey, can't remember. I know she was linked to Gosling during MURDER BY NUMBERS and the B list girlfriend would be Rachel McAdams. Also, Reeves didn't need her help wheh they co-starred together, it was the other way around.

by Anonymousreply 2403/25/2013

[quote]Maybe he's not such a bad guy.

Please! He used to call his former employees faggots and told them to go suck dicks.

by Anonymousreply 2503/25/2013

Seems like a nice kid to me.

by Anonymousreply 2603/25/2013

Please, Sandra is not only straight but obviously a size queen. No wonder she was devastated to learn that she was sharing the stud; it's going to take her a while to find a... replacement.

by Anonymousreply 2703/27/2013

[Jesse James did not date Sandra Bullock, the entire relationship was a sham and she was forced to go thru with this false marriage. Sandra also had such little contact or association with Jesse James and was unaware of his NAZI collection.] Jesse James Posed as Adolf Hitler While Dating Sandra Bullock. Around 2004, a year before wedding Sandra Bullock, Jesse James posed as Adolf Hitler, wearing a German soldier's cap, miming the evil dictator's mustache and giving a "Heil, Hitler" salute. "He did it for shock value," a source tells Us Weekly of the shot, taken in James' home. The photo comes out days after TMZ unearthed a shot of James' alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle McGee, wearing a swastika armband at a photo shoot.

by Anonymousreply 2804/04/2013

They let him out of jail? I know he only ordered the hit, not carried it out, but still.

by Anonymousreply 2904/04/2013
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