Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Madonna Had Guy Ritchie Circumcised

Bitch is fucking crazy!

by Anonymousreply 5609/25/2013

Are there before & after pictures? Has Guy Ritchie confirmed this?

by Anonymousreply 105/03/2011

She is looking pretty good here.

by Anonymousreply 205/03/2011

Madonna didn't have Guy's dick cut, she cut his balls off.

Geesh! How do these rumors get so twisted?

by Anonymousreply 305/03/2011

Unbelievable. What a fucking waste.%0D %0D I think Guy deserves every penny that bitch settled on him at the divorce.

by Anonymousreply 405/03/2011

The writer of this article always writes in a snide tone and usually makes some inappropriate comments on her subjects - ie, Gaga and Artie Lange

by Anonymousreply 505/03/2011

Isn't she hot for Latinos? Aren't they usually uncut?

by Anonymousreply 605/03/2011

Do you know where you are NOW? Pot, see kettle.

by Anonymousreply 705/03/2011

Did she do it herself?

by Anonymousreply 805/03/2011

If that's true, Guy Ritchie is a moron!

by Anonymousreply 905/03/2011

That diseased vagina probably seared the tip off.

by Anonymousreply 1005/03/2011

I don't see that anywhere in that article

by Anonymousreply 1105/03/2011

Good girl! Now he's even more appealing.

by Anonymousreply 1205/03/2011

"Turtlenecks are worn by Bonnie Franklin and [bold]only[/bold]Bonnie Franklin."

by Anonymousreply 1305/03/2011

You can't "have" a grown man circumcised. He could have said no.

by Anonymousreply 1405/03/2011

[quote]Life is a mystery. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like home.

by Anonymousreply 1505/03/2011

He must be so grateful he no longer has that monstrous extra loose flap of skin that collects nasty dick cheese and would mark him as a freak.

by Anonymousreply 1605/03/2011

Grow up, R16!

Eventhough she was only his stepdaughter, that doesn't mean he doesn't still love and miss her!

by Anonymousreply 1705/03/2011

Thanks for the tip, op.

by Anonymousreply 1805/03/2011

That is a beautiful dress, R2. I let out a little gay gasp when I saw the pictures this morning.

by Anonymousreply 1905/03/2011

It's nice to see her in something other than black for a change.

Has she put on a few pounds? She doesn't look as sickly as she usually does. It is nice age-appropriate look.

by Anonymousreply 2005/03/2011

She doesn't look so great in the upclose shots on other sites. That hairdo has got to go! YUCK!

by Anonymousreply 2105/03/2011

Too much, too much shiny dress, too much makeup and too much plumping of the skin by whatever. %0D %0D Kabbalah, age and bad taste are not doing Madonna good. She tries too hard. Still like her music though.

by Anonymousreply 2205/03/2011

[quote]He could have said no.

Men who say no to Madonna, don't live to talk about it.

by Anonymousreply 2305/03/2011

So Madonna did something good for once.

by Anonymousreply 2405/03/2011

Madonna looks wonderful in those pictures. I'm so glad she's put on a little weight--she at last doesn't look like a haggard witch. In fact she looks a good fifteen years younger than she really is.

And I am NOT one of her FAAAAAAAAAAANS!

by Anonymousreply 2505/03/2011

I thought it was the director who yelled "Cut!"

by Anonymousreply 2605/03/2011

Madonna's a director now.

by Anonymousreply 2705/03/2011

[quote]Madonna Had Guy Ritchie Circumcised%0D %0D I couldn't get through that article. %0D %0D So she brought him to the doc, just like a person brings a pet to the vet? Sounds like she cut off his testicles as well.

by Anonymousreply 2805/03/2011

I had a friend who was circumcised as an adult for some "medical issue" (I didn't ask what it was; figured it was none of my business). He said it was unbelievably painful.

by Anonymousreply 2905/03/2011

[quote]I don't see that anywhere in that article

I didn't either. We're probably missing something. (No pun.)

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2011

I don't care for her one way or another, BUT -- 1. She put her money where her mouth is. As the article says, most celebrates just donate their celebrity; she donated millions. Give her credit for that, for crying out loud. 2. No one forced Guy to do anything. if he didn't want to get cut, he didn't have to get cut. A friend of mine is married to someone who embraced Judaism late in late, long after they got married. She asked him to get circumcised, and he did, for her. She didn't force him.

Why the Madonna hate? She hasn't hurt you, and she seems to be trying to do some good in the world. If your world doesn't change regardless of what she does, let her be.

by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2011

This story confirms it. She's not merely an egomaniac: she is completely and utterly I.N.S.A.N.E.

All the facial filler must have gone to her brain.

At least Guy got $70 million out of her.

So he should be able to afford some form of surgical restoration of the bitch's mad mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2011

That's fucking insane. I can't believe he agreed to do that.

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2011

I hope Ritchie wanted it done and didn't do it because that sow wanted it done. If he did have the procedure done under duress then he's just a big pussy on two legs.

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2011

Here's some press regarding the circumcision.

by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2011

She married him for a snow white son.

He got cut for HER.

She gained a bit of weight. Lola suggested it.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2011

Good for Madonna to have done so

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2011

R16 is talking about Guy's ex-wife, R17.

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2011

That information should remain p-r-i-v-a-t-e..%0D pardon the pun.

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2011

Knowing that weirdo Madonna she probably had her chef prepare the removed foreskin in a nice fricassee. Personally, I would have just used foreskin helper and served it over brown rice.

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2011

Is Sean Penn the only non-family male who has stood up to her and called her on her bullshit? No wonder it's said that she still considers him "the one who got away".

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2011

*wielding scissors*

My name is Dita. I'll be your Mistress tonight.

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2011

I thought the link would be a quote from Herself, but it's 6 fucking pages of shite about Madge!

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2011

No wonder he hates her now. He should sue her.%0D %0D And fuck you, R12, you ignorant ass.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2011

For those who can't find the mention, it's on page 4:%0D %0D Madonna %E2%80%9Ckeeps a kosher home, she observes Shabbat, she circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised.%E2%80%9D (Yes, you read the last part correctly.)

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2011

Madonna is dead to me now.%0D %0D DEAD. TO. ME.%0D

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2011

I'll bet the bitch employs a staff mohel.

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2011

Horrifying, and Ritchie is as much of a cunt as I always suspected.%0D %0D IF it's true.

by Anonymousreply 4805/04/2011

What I Did For Love!

by Anonymousreply 4905/06/2011

Agreed R11 I doubt he got cut since who would actually want to get their genitals mutilated as an adult, and because Madonna wants it?

by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2013

So if she keeps a Koshser home does that mean that she has sex with men with holes in the sheets?

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5209/25/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5309/25/2013

I thought I recognized old foreskin on those gold grills she wore on her teeth last month.

by Anonymousreply 5409/25/2013

R54 lmao

by Anonymousreply 5509/25/2013

I've never had any use for this cunt in the past, but suddenly I like her.

by Anonymousreply 5609/25/2013
Need more help? Click Here.

Follow theDL catch up on what you missed

recent threads by topic delivered to your email

follow popular threads on twitter

follow us on facebook

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!