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"Helen Lawson" on Facebook

So, I know a couple of years ago a whole slew of us DLers friended "Helen Lawson" on Facebook when a thread on that parody account was posted.

Last night the guy behind the account had a meltdown (a weekly occurrence for him) and threatened suicide, deactivating his real account. Suicide threats was the last straw for me, so I blocked "Helen."

Now, even though I'm thoroughly over the drama, I'm worried. Does anyone know if he's OK?

by Anonymousreply 3805/16/2013

He was fine until you blocked him. But that sent him over the edge.

by Anonymousreply 105/02/2011

I'm watching this too. The guy is hilarious, but the biggest drama queen I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 205/02/2011

I was initially amused but then I found him tiresome. All of the VALLEY OF THE DOLLS characters have Facebook pages, and you can friend them, but they're even less witty than Helen.

by Anonymousreply 305/02/2011

Lesson learned: never add people you don't know in real life. Facebook isn't Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 405/02/2011

I added him/her a while back but I blocked him; four updates a day is enough!

by Anonymousreply 505/02/2011

We just hope you'll plant your own tree on his grave, because we've already finished our collection.

by Anonymousreply 605/02/2011

Friended helen for a day. The guy who runs her posted way, way, way too much. Five YouTube videos in a row, several times a day. He just doesn't (or didn't?) get it.

by Anonymousreply 705/02/2011

b u m p

by Anonymousreply 808/28/2011

yeah; got over his fake persona quickly.

by Anonymousreply 908/28/2011

I know that bitch.

I think Helen Lawson was the wrong cultural figure for her to emulate on Facebook. Sybil would have been a more appropriate choice.

I wish her a far more healthy space than she's in, but also? I have enough drama IRL, don't need to cultivate that shit online. She needs help.

by Anonymousreply 1008/28/2011

PS, I just looked at her profile on FB. She has posted recently, so she seems to be OK.

by Anonymousreply 1108/28/2011

AIRBHLIDJFEAPAWS. That is all.

by Anonymousreply 1208/28/2011

There are two different Helen Lawsons on facebook.

by Anonymousreply 1308/29/2011

2bump

by Anonymousreply 1408/30/2011

3bump

by Anonymousreply 1504/06/2012

I wish everyone who thinks Helen Lawson DL replies are clever, would leave here and spend all their time on that Facebook page.

by Anonymousreply 1604/06/2012

Mincing Prisspot alert on R16.

by Anonymousreply 1704/06/2012

I started the "What's Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" thread several years ago. I turned out to be funny and popular. I never named myself "Helen Lawson," nor am I fanatical about the character.

by Anonymousreply 1804/06/2012

"There are two different Helen Lawsons on facebook."

There's only one Helen Lawson that comes out of Facebook and that is Helen Lawson, and that's me, baby, remember?

by Anonymousreply 1904/06/2012

The REAL Helen Lawson is alive and well and living in Australia

by Anonymousreply 2004/06/2012

The world is FULL of !Helen Lawsons

by Anonymousreply 2104/06/2012

R16 is right. The Helen Lawson routine has been run into the ground by a bunch of humor-challenged idiots who don't have an ounce of the wit that the original Helen-posting queens showed.

by Anonymousreply 2204/07/2012

[quote]I started the "What's Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" thread several years ago. I turned out to be funny and popular. I never named myself "Helen Lawson," nor am I fanatical about the character.

You didn't happen to save it somewhere, did you? That was some funny funny shit!

by Anonymousreply 2304/07/2012

really funny stuff on the original thread

by Anonymousreply 2407/07/2012

The original Helen Lawson thread was laugh-out-loud funny. I wish I had saved it.

by Anonymousreply 2507/07/2012

[quote]The Helen Lawson routine has been run into the ground by a bunch of humor-challenged idiots who don't have an ounce of the wit that the original Helen-posting queens showed.

R22 is right on target. Helen Lawson posts are even more tiresome than the "This is why they hate us" troll.

by Anonymousreply 2607/07/2012

R22 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 2707/08/2012

r. 26 & 27, twinks who have never seen VALLEY OF THE DOLLS and have no idea who Helen Lawson is.

by Anonymousreply 2807/08/2012

r.28 = humor-impaired eldergay still trying for that GED.

by Anonymousreply 2907/08/2012

There hasn't been an amusing Lawson post in at least five years.

by Anonymousreply 3007/10/2012

[quote]You didn't happen to save it somewhere, did you? That was some funny funny shit!

Some funny shit indeed. I have a printed-out hard copy of the first twenty pages or so lying around somewhere. Well over 100 posts in the old DL format before the current version. I made a printed copy for a friend that didn't have a computer at the time.

I'll try to locate it and scan it if possible.

by Anonymousreply 3107/11/2012

R31, please do! I know it would take a lot of work but I for one would be very grateful!

by Anonymousreply 3207/11/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 3305/11/2013

[quote]There hasn't been an amusing Lawson post in at least five years.

I disagree r30. It's been nearly six years since there was a mildly amusing Lawson post.

by Anonymousreply 3405/14/2013

Helen Lawson posts always seeem like something posted by a pre-schooler.

by Anonymousreply 3505/15/2013

Ha Ha! R35 can't spell "seem"!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3605/15/2013

Neely is alive and, well... still on MySpace.

by Anonymousreply 3705/15/2013

Wasn't there an amusing Helen Lawson post around 1999?

by Anonymousreply 3805/16/2013
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