"Helen Lawson" on Facebook
So, I know a couple of years ago a whole slew of us DLers friended "Helen Lawson" on Facebook when a thread on that parody account was posted.
Last night the guy behind the account had a meltdown (a weekly occurrence for him) and threatened suicide, deactivating his real account. Suicide threats was the last straw for me, so I blocked "Helen."
Now, even though I'm thoroughly over the drama, I'm worried. Does anyone know if he's OK?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/16/2013|
He was fine until you blocked him. But that sent him over the edge.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/02/2011|
I'm watching this too. The guy is hilarious, but the biggest drama queen I have ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/02/2011|
I was initially amused but then I found him tiresome. All of the VALLEY OF THE DOLLS characters have Facebook pages, and you can friend them, but they're even less witty than Helen.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/02/2011|
Lesson learned: never add people you don't know in real life. Facebook isn't Twitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/02/2011|
I added him/her a while back but I blocked him; four updates a day is enough!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/02/2011|
We just hope you'll plant your own tree on his grave, because we've already finished our collection.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/02/2011|
Friended helen for a day. The guy who runs her posted way, way, way too much. Five YouTube videos in a row, several times a day. He just doesn't (or didn't?) get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/02/2011|
yeah; got over his fake persona quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/28/2011|
I know that bitch.
I think Helen Lawson was the wrong cultural figure for her to emulate on Facebook. Sybil would have been a more appropriate choice.
I wish her a far more healthy space than she's in, but also? I have enough drama IRL, don't need to cultivate that shit online. She needs help.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/28/2011|
PS, I just looked at her profile on FB. She has posted recently, so she seems to be OK.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/28/2011|
AIRBHLIDJFEAPAWS. That is all.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/28/2011|
There are two different Helen Lawsons on facebook.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/29/2011|
I wish everyone who thinks Helen Lawson DL replies are clever, would leave here and spend all their time on that Facebook page.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/06/2012|
Mincing Prisspot alert on R16.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/06/2012|
I started the "What's Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" thread several years ago. I turned out to be funny and popular. I never named myself "Helen Lawson," nor am I fanatical about the character.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/06/2012|
"There are two different Helen Lawsons on facebook."
There's only one Helen Lawson that comes out of Facebook and that is Helen Lawson, and that's me, baby, remember?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/06/2012|
The REAL Helen Lawson is alive and well and living in Australia
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/06/2012|
The world is FULL of !Helen Lawsons
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/06/2012|
R16 is right. The Helen Lawson routine has been run into the ground by a bunch of humor-challenged idiots who don't have an ounce of the wit that the original Helen-posting queens showed.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/06/2012|
[quote]I started the "What's Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" thread several years ago. I turned out to be funny and popular. I never named myself "Helen Lawson," nor am I fanatical about the character.
You didn't happen to save it somewhere, did you? That was some funny funny shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/07/2012|
really funny stuff on the original thread
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/07/2012|
The original Helen Lawson thread was laugh-out-loud funny. I wish I had saved it.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/07/2012|
[quote]The Helen Lawson routine has been run into the ground by a bunch of humor-challenged idiots who don't have an ounce of the wit that the original Helen-posting queens showed.
R22 is right on target. Helen Lawson posts are even more tiresome than the "This is why they hate us" troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/07/2012|
r. 26 & 27, twinks who have never seen VALLEY OF THE DOLLS and have no idea who Helen Lawson is.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/08/2012|
r.28 = humor-impaired eldergay still trying for that GED.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/08/2012|
There hasn't been an amusing Lawson post in at least five years.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/10/2012|
[quote]You didn't happen to save it somewhere, did you? That was some funny funny shit!
Some funny shit indeed. I have a printed-out hard copy of the first twenty pages or so lying around somewhere. Well over 100 posts in the old DL format before the current version. I made a printed copy for a friend that didn't have a computer at the time.
I'll try to locate it and scan it if possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/10/2012|
R31, please do! I know it would take a lot of work but I for one would be very grateful!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/11/2012|
[quote]There hasn't been an amusing Lawson post in at least five years.
I disagree r30. It's been nearly six years since there was a mildly amusing Lawson post.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/14/2013|
Helen Lawson posts always seeem like something posted by a pre-schooler.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/15/2013|
Ha Ha! R35 can't spell "seem"!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/15/2013|
Neely is alive and, well... still on MySpace.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/15/2013|
Wasn't there an amusing Helen Lawson post around 1999?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/16/2013|