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Scarlett Johansson Is One Fugly Woman!

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by Anonymousreply 10103/26/2013

What did she do to her face?

by Anonymousreply 105/01/2011

Wow, she got hard looking.

by Anonymousreply 305/01/2011

She didn't "do" anything to it. Repeated bruising and swelling will have an impact, though.

by Anonymousreply 405/01/2011

Is that a baby bump?

by Anonymousreply 505/01/2011

Her shoes look funny -- like they're too big. Clown shoes.

by Anonymousreply 605/01/2011

I can only think of this when I see her with that wrinkled old Penn hag: " I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

by Anonymousreply 705/01/2011

She has morphed into an Eastern European hooker.

by Anonymousreply 805/01/2011

She looks decidedly different. Cannot put my finger on exactly what it is that is different about her though.

by Anonymousreply 905/01/2011

She looks Melania Trump-ish.

by Anonymousreply 1005/01/2011

I'd fuck her in an instant.

by Anonymousreply 1105/01/2011

It looks to me like she has started using fillers on her face. And her boobs look smaller.

by Anonymousreply 1205/01/2011

She has a early stage of pregnancy bloated look.

by Anonymousreply 1405/01/2011

I think she is super hot. But what do I know -- I'm a little bit gay.

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2011

[quote]She looks decidedly different. Cannot put my finger on exactly what it is that is different about her though.%0D %0D I know what you mean. I feel the same, but I don't think she has had any (recent) plastic surgery. But something is different (apart from the hair colour of course)

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2011

I've always thought that she was fairly ugly. And check this pic out, her mom is beyond hideous. She looks inbred to me, or like a cavewoman:

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2011

"Men can get old and wrinkled, it happens. Women? They need to do something about it. Simple." Bitch, please!!! She's pretending not to be disgusted because she thinks it's a good career move. I've never seen a poor old Penn-like hag with a young hottie.

by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2011

Looks like dating Sean Penn is starting to take it's toll on her!

by Anonymousreply 1905/01/2011

She's one of those women for whom even a tiny bit of extra weight means a bloated face and an overall "flabby" look.

Plus, SJ has always needed a nose job.

Yet someone like Anna Nicole can gain 100 pounds and still have a beautiful face. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 2005/01/2011

[quote]Yet someone like Anna Nicole can gain 100 pounds and still have a beautiful face. Sigh.

I thought the same thing back when she was alive. Boy was she damaged goods.

by Anonymousreply 2205/01/2011

She looks pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 2305/01/2011

Damn! The sheen is off that rose!

by Anonymousreply 2405/01/2011

[quote]She's one of those women for whom even a tiny bit of extra weight means a bloated face and an overall "flabby" look.

Same for Eva Mendes. When I saw [italic]Ghost Rider[/italic] (awful movie), I was struck by how chubby her face seemed, even though her body looked pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 2505/01/2011

The boobs are the only thing keeping her career afloat.

by Anonymousreply 2605/01/2011

SJ's inner endomorph is just dying to get out.

And it will, the moment she stops starving herself.

by Anonymousreply 2705/01/2011

"But young woman love him anyway."

Oh, hell, they don't. Scarlett wants some "respectability". There was a BI fitting her talking about her "dating" for credibility. Fool, no young woman lusts after Penn.

by Anonymousreply 2805/01/2011

Scarlett's breasts look quite a bit smaller.%0D %0D She either had breast reduction or being thinner has radically reduced the size of her breasts.

by Anonymousreply 2905/01/2011

Scarlett looks homely in these photos.%0D %0D There are millions of women walking around in everyday life which are world's prettier and better looking than Scarlett.

by Anonymousreply 3005/01/2011

meant to type: who are world's prettier and better looking than Scarlett

by Anonymousreply 3105/01/2011

You're right, R30. Her looks are subpar. And she looked laughable before Hollywood seemingly gave her a glamorous makeover overnight.

by Anonymousreply 3205/01/2011

I have never, ever, ever heard a straight man (or lesbian) call Scarlett Johansson ugly outside of Stormfront

by Anonymousreply 3305/01/2011

That said, she looks kind of jacked in these pictures.

by Anonymousreply 3405/01/2011

Ugly:

by Anonymousreply 3505/01/2011

What happened to.her.FACE? my god.

by Anonymousreply 3605/01/2011

Nosejob and possibly other work done, not to mention the best makeup money can buy:

by Anonymousreply 3705/01/2011

Most straight men thinks she's really hot.

by Anonymousreply 3805/01/2011

R4, I know that I should not laugh, but that was a funny post!

by Anonymousreply 3905/01/2011

Big blank cow eyes and horrible lips.

by Anonymousreply 4005/01/2011

Look at her arm on the right, what is that? Did he hit her too?

by Anonymousreply 4105/01/2011

Another pic of the right arm. It is bruised badly.

by Anonymousreply 4205/01/2011

That's a tattoo R41. A really ugly one. She's had it for awhile.

by Anonymousreply 4305/01/2011

I have *never* understood the hype about Scarlett's 'beautiful' face. She's not ugly, but she is plain, especially when she is wearing only a little makeup.%0D %0D I also think that she's around 3 months pregnant. THE AVENGERS is filming now, and she would piss off the producers if she made a public announcement about it. She has action scenes as The Black Widow in the film.

by Anonymousreply 4405/01/2011

She's always had this gut.

by Anonymousreply 4505/01/2011

R42, no that is a shadow of Sean's hand, not a bruise.%0D %0D R43, Scarlett's tattoo is lower than what R41 is referring to in the photo.

by Anonymousreply 4605/01/2011

I think she's up the duff.

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2011

1. She wouldn't be star today if she didn't have big boobs and a sway back.%0D %0D 2. Straight men think she's hot because of her big boobs, sway back and her voice.%0D %0D 3. I think her eyes have been recently done and her boobs are smaller.%0D %0D 4. The hair color is atrocious.%0D %0D 5. Sean is a pig Penn.

by Anonymousreply 4805/01/2011

What is sway back, R48?

Also, what kind of eye work are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 4905/01/2011

Robin Wright looks better than Scar Jo and she is about 15 yo older than SJ.

by Anonymousreply 5005/01/2011

Agreed, R50.

by Anonymousreply 5105/01/2011

I'd fuck her in a nanosecond. (beat ya).%0D %0D x%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2011

She's pretty, but there are a million others in this world ten times hotter. %0D %0D Her beauty, like everything else about her, is overrated. They've tried so hard to make this woman a star, it's ridiculous. %0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 5305/01/2011

R44, I agree. She's had a bit of a gut, but look at her face. The whole impression is of someone about 3 months along.

I thought DL had decided she was a dyke.

Maybe she's 80-20.

by Anonymousreply 5405/01/2011

[quote]They've tried so hard to make this woman a star, it's ridiculous.

Agreed. I was embarrassed by how she had done a few things and looked like an unattractive nobody then out of nowhere they strongly changed her appearance and glammed her up and began raving about her and began covering her as if she were extremely interesting. Kind of like Lady Gaga. It was ridiculously obvious, usually they are more subtle than that.

Complete media saturation because it was decided behind the scenes that they were going to push them hard, and make the public think that they liked these 'stars'.

by Anonymousreply 5505/01/2011

Swayed back:

by Anonymousreply 5605/01/2011

Didn't Penn tell Robin that he wanted to start a new family?? Guess fucking up two families is better than one. Maybe he found a woman dumb enough to go along.

by Anonymousreply 5705/01/2011

[quote]I thought DL had decided she was a dyke.

Most of the actresses are told to put on a bisexual act for the cameras. What everyone has to realize is that their acting careers that they are payed millions for do not end once they are off the set. Much of the time the public lives of celebrities are part of the acting career and what they are being payed for.

They are told to do, say, and support certain things. And we at DL know how needy and craven so many of them are in reality.

by Anonymousreply 5805/01/2011

She's still fabulous to me. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 5905/01/2011

Sean Penn is most definitely a pig. She'll be crying over him soon enough. I almost feel sorry for the poor, dumb, sway-backed, barrel-chested girl.

by Anonymousreply 6005/01/2011

yes, Penn told Robin he wanted to start a new family...with Natalie Portman. Now he's with ScarJo.

He's obviously going back to the Jewish chicks (he's Jewish on his father's side I think or is it his mother's side?).

Both Nat & ScarJo (in the past they were good friends) are like super Jewish chicks. And I mean that in a good way, I'm Jewish too.

by Anonymousreply 6105/01/2011

R33, we're talking about how she looked last night at the Correspondent's dinner in Wash DC - we're not talking about how she looked 6 months ago, a year ago, or 2 or 3 years ago.%0D %0D Get it, R33?%0D %0D She looks homely as of last night. And she has looked homely for 6 months or longer.

by Anonymousreply 6305/01/2011

Well, her boobs have gotten smaller if she's supposedly pregnant, I thought it worked the other way. %0D She actually look on the thinner side despite her gut.%0D

by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2011

I think she's pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2011

I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6605/01/2011

R45, that photo of Scarlett and Sean was taken only about 2-3 weeks ago. It's what started the pregnancy speculation.%0D %0D Scarlett's belly was not that big prior to her hook up with Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 6705/01/2011

"Women like dating women beaters. They always have. No respectability in that."

Maybe a certain type of woman. Most don't. These dumb bitches are falling for the overhyped cliche of the male ARTISTE, and how they want to serve that and "learn" from that. Never mind that Robin Wright has just as much talent, if not more, than Penn. Men are ridiculously overhyped in most societies.

by Anonymousreply 6805/01/2011

Who would even want to talk to the spoiled, histrionic Sean Penn? Complete asshole.

by Anonymousreply 6905/01/2011

So are we thinking he's the Natatlie's baby daddy?

by Anonymousreply 7005/01/2011

Good lord, what a fucking choice R70. At least Aronofsky isn't physically abusive (except on one's eyes).

Wait, I'm assuming you're being sarcastic here.

If not, Penn was Portman's first homewrecking stint, a while back. Aronofsky is the front runner for baby daddy status on the internets.

by Anonymousreply 7105/01/2011

Olivia Wilde is much prettier:

by Anonymousreply 7205/01/2011

Unfortunately, she is also a cunt R72.

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2011

Woman? She has the figure of a 13 yr old boy.

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2011

Olivia looks awful in that photo, R72.

by Anonymousreply 7605/01/2011

Olivia Wilde looks absolutely terrible in real life -- and at least 15 years older her supposed age. She is heavily made up and touched up in that magazine cover.

r64 it's not just her gut. She looks pregnant in the face as well.

by Anonymousreply 7705/01/2011

Your right R61, he's jewish on his fathers side.%0D %0D %0D From his IMDB bio: His father was of mostly Russian and Lithuanian descent, but paternal grandfather, whose original surname was Pi%C3%B1on, was of Sephardic Jewish heritage. His mother was of Irish and Italian heritage. His paternal grandparents ran a Jewish deli for some time in New York

by Anonymousreply 7805/01/2011

So r78 he's basically got a similar ethnic heritage to Paltrow. Jewish on father's side. Paltrow considers herself Jewish and I think is raising Apple & Moses as Jews.

by Anonymousreply 7905/01/2011

R78, it is:%0D %0D you are right%0D %0D or %0D %0D you're right%0D %0D NOT 'Your right'

by Anonymousreply 8005/01/2011

[quote]Sean is way past his acting prime and besides that he is a known woman beater.

He won a Best Actor Oscar just two years ago, and is one of the few actors in history to win two best actor oscars, so I wouldn't exactly say he's 'way past his acting prime'.

And Hollywood has always celebrated abusive jerks, so I doubt his status as a woman beater taints him. When someone like Roman Polanski gets a standing ovation and gushing comments from actors like Johnny Depp what does that tell you?

by Anonymousreply 8105/01/2011

Her face looks different, and it's not just the terrible makeup that makes her eyes look tiny.%0D %0D She may have had a bit of an eye job, her eyes now slant upwards. And some filler in the upper lip. I also wonder if she's had cheekbone implants, her cheekbones are more pronounced and not in a good way, they're out of porportion with the rest of her face.

by Anonymousreply 8205/02/2011

What a shame if procedures she has had done in hopes of enhancing whatever looks she has have accomplished the opposite and made her look awful.%0D %0D So true of so many misguided cosmetic surgery procedures.%0D %0D She really does look wretched at age 26.%0D %0D She does need a nose job.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8305/02/2011

I think she already had one nose job, a fairly subtle one that didn't change her appearance too much. Here's the "before".

by Anonymousreply 8405/02/2011

She is very young in the photo at R84, and she actually looks good because her hair is its natural color and her hair is not ruined in the photo by years of harsh dyes, bleaching, and ugly haircuts.%0D %0D She looks fresh and young in that photo - too bad she didn't leave her hair alone.%0D %0D She also wears too much greasy makeup these days.%0D %0D She certainly lost her fresh, youthful looks quickly.

by Anonymousreply 8505/02/2011

She's got a mask-like look to her face, but it could just be heavy make-up that doesn't suit her.

Compared Chelsy Davy though, she is a luscious, dewy flower.

by Anonymousreply 8605/02/2011

More likely she has had work done to her face.

by Anonymousreply 8705/02/2011

Nosejob almost ten years ago. Lip injections Then the implants.

Now she's had an eyejob smaller breast implants cause she's aiming for an Oscar winning role thus banging nutso SP and most possibly cheek implants.

It's obvious she believes her own hype.

by Anonymousreply 8805/02/2011

The pictures of her with her brother are from 2005. Note the gut:

by Anonymousreply 8905/02/2011

dorky brother

by Anonymousreply 9005/02/2011

Scarlett naked pics leaked.

by Anonymousreply 9109/14/2011

She has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 9209/14/2011

Those photos are fake.

by Anonymousreply 9309/14/2011

They aren't fakes. The FBI was called because they believe her phone was hacked. Her people aren't even denying it like Blake Lively did. It's her.

by Anonymousreply 9409/14/2011

[quote]Men are ridiculously overhyped in most societies.

Exactly.

by Anonymousreply 9509/14/2011

If it is her, than her ass is exceptional. I never would have guessed. She seems kind of out of shape in recent photos (a small pooch belly) so I am surprised that she has no cellulite, and actually looks quite thin.

by Anonymousreply 9609/14/2011

Her body has always been much better than her face.

by Anonymousreply 9709/14/2011

I'm not crazy about her as an actress but I do have to say I find her sexy. And I'm a totally gay male.

by Anonymousreply 9809/14/2011

I'd fuck her from here til next year... that pic @ r82 is insane hot.

by Anonymousreply 9909/14/2011

Go away Scarlett.

by Anonymousreply 10003/26/2013

R100 - You bumped a thread from 18 months ago to say "go away".

by Anonymousreply 10103/26/2013
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