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Look at this fucking gay hipster who bakes.

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by Anonymousreply 41411/17/2013

Those glasses need to go the way of the Dodo bird. Whenever I see those things, I'm going to start screaming 'Enough'.

by Anonymousreply 104/30/2011

Reminds me of a stoner/biker leather guy gay in Collingswood, NJ, who owns and runs a cupcake bakery/cafe there. weirdest combo of talents.

by Anonymousreply 204/30/2011

They are seriously fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 304/30/2011

Eww, look at their smooth, lean bodies and youthful handsome faces! I need me a REAL MAN!

by Anonymousreply 404/30/2011

A little too precious for anyone but hausfrauen, but bless them all the same.

by Anonymousreply 504/30/2011

lol R4. But you realize that he's baking with his shirt off because it makes him feel transgressive, right?

by Anonymousreply 604/30/2011

I'm so creeped out by this generation's narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 704/30/2011

Who knew that cooking with a total stranger could be so pornographic?

by Anonymousreply 804/30/2011

No way am I eating anything made by guys who've been groping each other in the kitchen. That's gross.

by Anonymousreply 904/30/2011

What glasses would you have him wear? These?

by Anonymousreply 1004/30/2011

One Mo Rocco is already one too many.

by Anonymousreply 1104/30/2011

So they take their clothes off, except for aprons, when they cook. And they have their friends take pictures of them doing it. Ick.

by Anonymousreply 1204/30/2011

r7 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 1304/30/2011

But what can we do about it, R7?

by Anonymousreply 1404/30/2011

I think it is a fun blog and original. I also like the glasses since I have a pair myself. Some of you queens are just jealous.

by Anonymousreply 1504/30/2011

Wow. He seems insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 1604/30/2011

Those hideous glasses are the raisins of eye wear. They ruin [italic]everything[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 1704/30/2011

[quote]I also like the glasses since I have a pair myself. Some of you queens are just jealous.

Of your horrible dated glasses? No.

by Anonymousreply 1804/30/2011

He's very special. Just ask him; he'll tell you.

by Anonymousreply 1904/30/2011

The hipster R15 says that we are just jealous. Most of us do not want to be like that, R15. But nice juvenile rationalization there.

by Anonymousreply 2004/30/2011

Can some of you hipper-than-thou queens post some pictures of frames you do sanction? I'm in the market for a pair of glasses and would hate to offend.

by Anonymousreply 2104/30/2011

Oh my. I smell a DL legend in the making!

by Anonymousreply 2204/30/2011

R21, don't get any 'hip' glasses. Most glasses are fine, whatever the style you are going for.

by Anonymousreply 2304/30/2011

Poor thing. He doesn't seem to be able to afford any pants.

by Anonymousreply 2404/30/2011

[quote]A little too precious for anyone but hausfrauen, but bless them all the same.

Fraus? You do realize this is not a blog about baking, right? It's a blog detailing his sexual exploits and his random tricks. Each week a random person he meets online comes over and bakes with him in the nude. Then they have sex in the flour.

Here is a typical blog post: This is Jonathan. He came over on Easter Sunday. He contacted me online, because he saw my post about Cups baked goods. Sometimes that happens. People send me emails saying, hey, can I bake with you? Sometimes I say yes. He sent me a really cute pic of himself but this is the pic that sealed the deal:

by Anonymousreply 2504/30/2011

I have no idea what to do about it other than to date guys who are a little older. And oh god, I just realized that I know someone in this douche's band. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 2604/30/2011

More insufferable than 6 in the city? He has potential.

by Anonymousreply 2704/30/2011

[quote]Poor thing. He doesn't seem to be able to afford any pants.

Don't eat their raisin pies.

by Anonymousreply 2804/30/2011

[quote]Some of you queens are just jealous.

Hilarious. The idiots always revert to the "you're just jellis" bullshit because they know the haters are right.

by Anonymousreply 2904/30/2011

I don't get the hipster label and how and why it's applied to some guys. Is there any rule book or memo where I can read what exactly a hipster is and what signs I have to look for to spot a hipster?

by Anonymousreply 3004/30/2011

[quote]I don't get the hipster label and how and why it's applied to some guys. Is there any rule book or memo where I can read what exactly a hipster is and what signs I have to look for to spot a hipster?

This site should give you a good general idea.

by Anonymousreply 3104/30/2011

I will never understand what it is with white people who live in Brooklyn and their need to document every fucking thing about their lives. It's like they constantly need to be engaged in some blog platform-de-jour feedback circuit in order to reassure themselves that they are all being countercultural in the exact right way.

Frankly, I'd rather have you drive your fixed gear bike right up my ass than have to look at one more above shot of some "artisanal" meal you and your stinky bearded boyfriend cooked in your busted-ass kitchen in Clinton Hill.

by Anonymousreply 3204/30/2011

Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 3304/30/2011

He's cute without those hideous glasses.

by Anonymousreply 3404/30/2011

The glasses are a symptom of his personality, R34. Take them away and he's still not cute.

by Anonymousreply 3504/30/2011

I just can't fetishize baking.

by Anonymousreply 3604/30/2011

I get nauseated seeing all that nudity around food preparation. I'm not a germaphobe or anything.

by Anonymousreply 3704/30/2011

He could fluff my cakes any time he wanted!

by Anonymousreply 3804/30/2011

I added it to my RSS feeds. It's fairly humorous.

Any blog that can make me laugh out loud in the space of one post gets added.

by Anonymousreply 3904/30/2011

Narcissist engaged in any endeavor inevitably degrade both their craft and their audience.

by Anonymousreply 4004/30/2011

I thought he was an FTM for a minute. Something about his demeanor and dress made me believe that he had little A-cups billowing underneath.

by Anonymousreply 4104/30/2011

R7 nails it.

by Anonymousreply 4204/30/2011

Agreed, R42. The hipster thing is pure narcissism, complemented by a lack of shame. I think they were self hating people who displaced the self hatred somehow and used hipsterism as a method to fill the void, which becomes filled with a disgusting self interest.

by Anonymousreply 4304/30/2011

In other words, they were broken down and they gave in at some point.

by Anonymousreply 4404/30/2011

What pisses me off most is there used to be cool people who were basically hipsters without the self-absorption.

A lot of the ones I knew were children of professors or diplomats who'd travelled a lot since they were young. They genuinely liked odd food and different music/cultures; they weren't just showing off with their knowledge.

These people are now few and far between, being buried under the douchebag avalanche.

by Anonymousreply 4504/30/2011

I liked him, but I like the guy who took the pic of his dog through the donut hole better.%0D %0D Funny, it didn't occur to me that there was a third person there until I read r12's post.%0D %0D Sure it's contrived, but I was so wrapped up in the hook up that it never occurred to me.%0D %0D Now THAT's a talent!

by Anonymousreply 4604/30/2011

When did "hipster" come into vogue? And why was that term applied to it?

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2011

How thoughtful that he's baking nude. At least you can floss with his dirty minge he's left in his baked goods.

by Anonymousreply 4805/01/2011

Oh my god, I slept with him. seriously. Way before the baking, blog, or glasses.

by Anonymousreply 4905/01/2011

Bare ass cheeks and rolling pie crust?%0D %0D Uhm, ....no.%0D

by Anonymousreply 5005/01/2011

Are they baring asses to bake pastry for themselves or for sale?

by Anonymousreply 5105/01/2011

Who's gonna eat pies made by a naked, unattractive baker? Could you imagine all of the stray hairs and juices in those pies. Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2011

Hipsters don't exist any more. All "hipster" style has been co-opted into general youth style, and the internet has made it impossible to stay that far ahead of the curve in terms of fashion and music taste.

The new hipsters are foodies. They are eating localvore foods you probably haven't heard of and definitely don't know where to buy. Food is now the new domain where the stylish feel superior to the plebes.

by Anonymousreply 5305/01/2011

I would eat it. And to me he doesn't look unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 5405/01/2011

[quote]Hipsters don't exist any more. All "hipster" style has been co-opted into general youth style, and the internet has made it impossible to stay that far ahead of the curve in terms of fashion and music taste.

Yes, and this partially explains why seemingly EVERYONE is so stupid these days.

by Anonymousreply 5505/01/2011

R49, how big was his cock?

by Anonymousreply 5605/01/2011

It's locavore R53, not localvore. I'm not sure how this practice equates with snobbery though. We've been dong this in Ithaca for a long time. We have almost everything we need here, except citrus. If I could find a way to grow citrus in upstate NY, I'd be set as far as food for the most part.

by Anonymousreply 5705/01/2011

Nicely played, R57. Are we related?

by Anonymousreply 5805/01/2011

It's doing [R57], not dong.

by Anonymousreply 5905/01/2011

How do all of these Brooklyn hipsters manage to afford their expensive apartments while seemingly doing as little work as possible? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 6105/01/2011

They're trustafarians, R61.

by Anonymousreply 6205/01/2011

3 words, R61: Mommy and Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 6305/01/2011

I would so kick that obnoxious shithead in his vagina bone.

by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2011

His hairstyle is horrible. It makes him 90x less attractive than he could otherwise be.

I thought that the story about the man who didn't want to have sex with him after he got naked was hilarious. I've had that happen to me before - I think many gay men have, since our community has its fair share of sociopaths and formerly religious basketcases - but it must have been particularly galling for such an unabashed narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2011

You must all be jealous, unattractive losers.

I would totally fuck that guy and then eat some cake afterwards. I'm not sure who the poseurs are here.

by Anonymousreply 6605/01/2011

Fuck you, R66. I didn't get the memo that we all have to be into the same types...

PS - My boyfriend has a hipster look and I think he's gorgeous...so I should be all over that guy...IN THEORY. He leaves me cold though. His personality doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 6705/01/2011

I wish I had parents who would subsidize me living in New York. God, I would be the happiest gay boy in the world.

by Anonymousreply 6805/01/2011

I dated a baker. It was the most miserable experience of my life. Up at 4 a.m. to bake the goodies. I helped of course, then 6 a.m. the delivery rounds to the little stores and stands that sold his goods. Then I had to go to work while he collected barely enough cash to afford the gas for deliveries, rent for the kitchen, and the ingredients, forget about depreciation or maintenance on the car, much less a profit.%0D

by Anonymousreply 6905/01/2011

They seem seriously fuckable and adorable... why are we attacking and hating on them again? Just to be assholes hating on other gay people?!? %0D %0D Seriously OP, what the fuck is wrong with you.%0D

by Anonymousreply 7005/01/2011

I don't know either, R70. Let's ask the charmless poster known as R67.

by Anonymousreply 7105/01/2011

As a Taurus I find men who bake for me completely irresistible.

by Anonymousreply 7205/01/2011

I like him.

[quote]Michael, I need some boy advice. I%E2%80%99ve been dating a guy for three and a half months. Things are generally going well: we have an awesome time together, the sex is good, and I love him a lot. We have a couple of problems, though. The first is that our work schedules don%E2%80%99t match up so well, which makes it difficult for us to spend a lot of time together. We have to try and plan so that we can hang out twice a week, and even then sometimes he%E2%80%99ll get called into work at the last minute. The other problem is that he%E2%80%99s still going through the coming out process (as a bisexual %E2%80%93 he%E2%80%99s only been with women before me), and him having one foot in the closet is causing a lot of issues. When we hang out with friends who he%E2%80%99s not out to he%E2%80%99s overly distant because he%E2%80%99s worried they%E2%80%99ll think we%E2%80%99re together. And he has a really machismo grandpa who came over once unannounced, and I was hidden away in his room alone for the visit. Then when I got angry that he hid me away, he made me feel bad for giving him a hard time about it. It%E2%80%99s really awkward because I could just pose as a friend of his, but instead he just shuts me out. So on one hand I understand how difficult the coming out process is, but on the other, I just feel I%E2%80%99m being mistreated here. What should I do? Mike.

Kiddo. You%E2%80%99re absolutely right. He is mistreating you. In a big way.

I can%E2%80%99t tell you how much it hurts my heart when you evoke this image: I think of you sitting alone in that room. Abandoned by the guy who%E2%80%99s supposed to be loving you. Lonely. Like how you felt before you came out of the closet, huh? Do you remember that feeling? Like you were destined to be shut away? Like every sort of loving, warm emotion you%E2%80%99d ever have would be locked up and stifled? Remember feeling like you should hide the part of yourself that some straight people find disgusting?

So, do you wanna go back to feeling like that?

I%E2%80%99ll answer for you: No. You don%E2%80%99t. Kid, you seem really smart. You can%E2%80%99t afford to feel that way about yourself. Dating this guy says you%E2%80%99re willing to participate in a world where we accept that people are disgusted by us. You%E2%80%99re out. You%E2%80%99re no longer participating in that. You should be proud of that. That makes you good.

This guy, your boy friend? He wants you to buy into this logic: %E2%80%9CMy grandfather has the right to think you%E2%80%99re disgusting and evil for loving me, and my grandfather%E2%80%99s feelings are much more important than yours %E2%80%93 to the extent that I will deny your existence to him.%E2%80%9D Don%E2%80%99t buy into that logic. He wants you to feel a little ashamed, too, so that he can use that shame to get you to capitulate to sharing his misery with him. That makes him evil.

You have a high self esteem. You proved it by coming out at all. But having a high self esteem isn%E2%80%99t where a great human ends up %E2%80%93 it%E2%80%99s the STARTING POINT. You now have to protect your self esteem at all costs. The world still wants you to feel ashamed, but you don%E2%80%99t have to participate.

How do you not participate? Simple, but not easy. DO NOT associate yourself with anyone who associates homosexuality with shame, or finds it disgusting, ugly, or makes excuses for it apologetically. That includes other gays, and bis, like your boyfriend. There are plenty of gays out there who hate themselves, and there are plenty of them that should. But they should hate themselves for being jerks, not for being gay. I%E2%80%99m kidding. Sort of.

(I%E2%80%99m not at ALL kidding)

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by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2011

Maybe I spoke too strongly. Maybe your boyfriend isn%E2%80%99t EVIL. But his thought patterns are contributing to an evil world. Let%E2%80%99s focus on the good, huh, Mike? Let%E2%80%99s hang out with people that respect each other and value themselves. Sorry to say this. I know you love him but listen: you have to ditch him. He is not a man he is a scared little boy. And people do awful things when they%E2%80%99re scared. He%E2%80%99ll do it again. He%E2%80%99ll put himself before you again. Ditch.

I%E2%80%99m going to say it again. Ditch. Ditch him. What he%E2%80%99s showing you is not love.

You%E2%80%99re lovely Mike. Be lovely. Be loved. Let yourself be loved. That is my advice.

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2011

His friends have arrived.

Thrash him, DL.

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2011

He's cute and I like those stupid glasses, but this seriously is a perfect storm of internet narcissism from someone who looks old enough to know better. Foodblogging! Sexblogging! Exhortations to come see someone's shitty UCB show!

by Anonymousreply 7605/01/2011

Anyone who writes 'Feel Better, Japan' in multi-coloured lettering a chalkboard while cooking half-naked deserves a burnt testicle.

by Anonymousreply 7705/01/2011

No, R75. I found him through this thread.

Those of you who hate the glasses are really going to go ballistic:

Him: Ugh. I%E2%80%99m ugly today.

Me: Nah. You%E2%80%99re cute.

Him: Thanks, are those real glasses?

Me: Not in the slightest. Well, I mean. They%E2%80%99re real. They%E2%80%99re made of glass and plastic.

Him: Where did you get them?

Me: I had an affair with someone who left them at my house.

Him: Oh Jesus%E2%80%A6 And you co-opted his look?

Me: Er%E2%80%A6 I guess so. I guess I did. I kind of just like putting on costumes and being other people. I%E2%80%99m an actor too.

Him: Ugh. Actors.

Me: Tell me about it. Oh you just did. Just kidding. (pause) Stop it, I%E2%80%99m just kidding. So you%E2%80%99re into pies, you said?

Him: I have to be honest. I kind of hate that the glasses are fake.

Me: Why?

Him: Because it means that you%E2%80%99re a fake person.

Me: No, I mean why do you have to be honest? We live in a SOCIETY. We can%E2%80%99t afford to start being HONEST with each other all the sudden.

(pause)

Me: This is bad news. I thought I was real. I thought I was a real person. I better tell my mother.

by Anonymousreply 7805/01/2011

There is NOTHING less attractive than a gay man who aggressively proclaims his own outrageous sense of humor.

Very few people are naturally humorous. Enjoy those who are. They don't need to construct an entire identity around it.

by Anonymousreply 7905/01/2011

R57, really? I didn't know upstate New York made great champagne or Parma ham.

by Anonymousreply 8005/01/2011

R79--He's a comic. They sort of have to proclaim their sense of humor.

Him: Shut UP. I mean%E2%80%A6 well, look at me. I wear glasses.

Me: Are they FAKE?

Him: No, I need them. They%E2%80%99re real. And that%E2%80%99s a handicap. So when you wear them it%E2%80%99s like you%E2%80%99re making fun of me.

Me: No. It%E2%80%99s not.

Him: Yes, it kind of is.

Me: I don%E2%80%99t put on my glasses and think to myself, this will really fuck with the heads of people who wear real glasses. I don%E2%80%99t have any malice toward people who wear glasses. I think it%E2%80%99s sexy, kind of, and I feel sexy in the glasses, oddly enough. Can%E2%80%99t a homo feel sexy, once in a while? I didn%E2%80%99t even seek them out. They quite literally fell in my lap. See what I did there?

Him: You think you%E2%80%99re funny but you%E2%80%99re not.

Me: Thanks. I%E2%80%99d prefer if you said %E2%80%98That joke%E2%80%99s not funny. It doesn%E2%80%99t work.%E2%80%99 Please don%E2%80%99t tell me I%E2%80%99m not funny.

Him: Oh really.

Me: Yes really.

Him: Why not?

Me: Here%E2%80%99s why: What do you do?

Him: I%E2%80%99m a nurse.

Me: Okay. Now pretend you%E2%80%99re me for a second. Ready?

Him: Okay.

Me: You%E2%80%99re a terrible nurse. You let your patients die all the time and you rape people in comas.

Him: What? That%E2%80%99s not true.

Me: And even if it was, it wouldn%E2%80%99t be for me to say. I haven%E2%80%99t watched you work. I don%E2%80%99t know that to be true. That%E2%80%99s what you do when you call a comic unfunny. If you%E2%80%99re going to call me unfunny, come see my show first. Did you think it was funny when I said you rape people in comas?

Him: No. There%E2%80%99s problems with that, at hospitals, sometimes. Rarely. I%E2%80%99ve heard of that. That%E2%80%99s not funny.

Me: Well, you say potato - I say hilarious. So, hey, you really are super cute.

Him: I don%E2%80%99t like that you brought up rape on the subway platform.

Me: What? It%E2%80%99s a perfect place to rape someone. Besides %E2%80%93 nobody%E2%80%99s listening, except all the Jews in the world.

Him: Take those glasses off.

Me: I don%E2%80%99t think I will, but thanks for the feedback.

Him: Come on, just take them off.

Me: No. Wait, okay. I will. If you kiss me, right here.

Him: What? No.

Me: Okay, so the glasses stay on then.

(long uncomfortable pause)

Surprise Ending: I didn%E2%80%99t get a kiss. I stopped wanting one, though.

by Anonymousreply 8105/01/2011

He's too self-conscious and easy to anger to be truly funny.

by Anonymousreply 8205/01/2011

What. A. Fucking. TOOL.

by Anonymousreply 8305/01/2011

I find beautiful thin people who are popular and have a lot of sex are often hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 8405/01/2011

I only laugh at these kind of jokes when I want to get in the guy's pants.

by Anonymousreply 8505/01/2011

the idea of DL followers condemning ANYONE else for being narcissistic is ironic.... more ironic than any "hipster" could ever pretend to be.%0D

by Anonymousreply 8605/01/2011

Does he tape record all of these conversations or is he just making this shit up?

by Anonymousreply 8705/01/2011

Quite possibly the oddest website I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 8805/01/2011

I like him and his webpage. I hate his glasses and that he calls himself funny.

My experience is that people who call themselves funny are never funny.

by Anonymousreply 8905/01/2011

[quote]Tardbot

Hee!

by Anonymousreply 9105/01/2011

You girls sure are threatened by this guy. I wonder why?

by Anonymousreply 9205/01/2011

When you see a guy wearing oversized black-frame glasses, it's a given he is going to be a total fucking douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 9305/01/2011

They are threatened because he doesn't live in a basement, too!

by Anonymousreply 9405/01/2011

are they recruiting struggling aspiring comedians for New Sensations viral-video porno yet? Because it would be slightly less embarrassing for this guy to be doing This American Life: An XXX Parody

by Anonymousreply 9505/01/2011

I'm not so sure R73. That kitchen looks like it could be in a basement.

by Anonymousreply 9605/01/2011

Hey guys.

My blog is really lighting up today. I couldn't figure it out, because for some reason I'm not getting pinged back to the specific link, just to this website in general.

Took me a while to track this thread down.

First of all, I want to say thanks. I had my busiest day today, so that was flattering, until I realized that it was all just hate mongering. But even so, it's kind of flattering. They say that you're not doing it right if you don't have haters. Well, now I have lots of them. So, yay, me?

Um. I do want to say that I am a aware that my blog is narcissistic. I think it's funny to act like an arrogant brat, and then expect understanding from the world. I see that a lot in the gay community.

Do you think Steve Carell is humble? Is Patton Oswalt? Maybe they've found a way to appear humble in interviews, but I don't buy it. It takes balls to do comedy, and it takes at least a decade to find your comic voice. There are exceptions, but as a rule, I mean...

I'm trying to achieve a few things here: I want the site to be satirical. I want it to be earnest, and sad and funny, and cringe-worthy. I want it to be wholesome and lewd at the same time. My goal here is to live my life openly. I hook up with people. I bake. Isn't that what everyone does? Don't we all make dinner and fuck our husbands/wives? If I was a sexy woman doing this I wouldn't be branded a narcissist at a glance. In fact, I'd probably be a national hero.

None of you has ever made mac and cheese with your shirt off??? Lighten up, guys.

A few months ago I got really tired of homophobia, and shame, and self hatred - especially in the gay community, but also in the world at large. I thought, what can I do to change it? I'm a working comic in New York City - I make wise cracks! That's my craft. Then I thought, hm. What if we all lived our lives very openly? What if we tried to freak people out with our sexuality? What if we mixed the cultural bogeyman (homosexuality) with something wholesome and straight laced (baking).

The web site is an experiment. My life has changed for the better since this project. It comes off as annoying? Offensive? Okay. But I'm not sorry.

I get that I come off as arrogant, and douchey. I'm kind of doing that on purpose. And no, I'm not going to stop. It's part of the joke. If you don't get it, okay. That's fine. I'm still finding my voice as a comic. But plenty of people do get it.

The glasses are just a branding thing. The fact that so many people have commented? Means the branding is working.

I like how internet haters try to pretend that the sites they go to to hate on things are 'forcing' something down their throats. That's really funny to me. Honestly. Nobody is forcing you to go to PIEFOLK. Don't you have more to be angry about in the world? Shouldn't you be living YOUR lives openly and asking for YOUR gay rights, instead of ridiculing the people who are doing it for you?

This hatred isn't jealousy, like some people have intimated. It's hatred. But it's self hatred. Unmitigated.

I know you're all beautiful, kind, wonderful people, when you let yourselves be. Why waste time bitching about the successes or failures of artists you hate? You know what that makes you? It makes you a critic. Is that what you want to be known for, in life? Someone who sat back and criticized?

I'd rather be an artist than a critic.

I love you all. You're beautiful and perfect - and if you love yourself, we can change the world.

This isn't my kind of site. I don't like hatred for its own sake. I reserve that for really evil people, like straight politicians, and religious leaders. I don't think I'll be back here. But know this:

Even if you hate me. I still love you. The world is changing. Hang in there, gays. Your children won't hate as much as you do. We'll get there.

by Anonymousreply 9705/01/2011

"This isn't my kind of site. I don't like hatred for its own sake. I reserve that for really evil people, like straight politicians, and religious leaders. I don't think I'll be back here. But know this:

Even if you hate me. I still love you. The world is changing. Hang in there, gays. Your children won't hate as much as you do. We'll get there."

Ooh, this is about to get ugly...

by Anonymousreply 9805/01/2011

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9905/01/2011

I think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 10005/01/2011

In 30 seconds the page still wouldn't load. Sorry, this is 2011. I'm outta there.

by Anonymousreply 10105/01/2011

It is not ALL hate mongering.

by Anonymousreply 10205/01/2011

How can people born after the Johnson administration be this bad at using the internet

by Anonymousreply 10305/01/2011

[quote]If I was a sexy woman doing this I wouldn't be branded a narcissist at a glance. In fact, I'd probably be a national hero. %0D %0D %0D Uh, what? If a woman hooked up with a different stranger every week she'd be branded a filthy whore.

by Anonymousreply 10405/01/2011

R105 that was disgusting and totally uncalled for.

LOVE IT!

by Anonymousreply 10605/01/2011

[quote]This isn't my kind of site. I don't like hatred for its own sake.

Well he read us in about 30 seconds. Sadly, DL is increasingly about hate.

We need a real spring cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 10705/01/2011

I couldn't read that very clearly, R107, since his cock was bursting out of your chest.

by Anonymousreply 10805/01/2011

The sky was so blue that day.

by Anonymousreply 10905/01/2011

I wish.

by Anonymousreply 11005/01/2011

I'd hate to lose the posting freedom over something people can ignore R107. Not that anyone should have to, but still...

I do remember when hateful posts were put up in the past; people would ignore them. They got around 10 replies, tops, then faded out.

I think we've been trolled by Free Republic. Of course, some of us have gone over there and done the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 11105/01/2011

Wait%E2%80%94this guy wants to be a professional comedian?

by Anonymousreply 11205/01/2011

[quote]I think we've been trolled by Free Republic. Of course, some of us have gone over there and done the same thing.

Oh you have no idea. Bwahhahahahhahaha!

by Anonymousreply 11305/01/2011

You go everywhere online, and trash people and their life and include links back to this site, which is easily trackable, and what do you expect?

Shit, it's not pocket rocket science.

by Anonymousreply 11405/01/2011

those dots equal E M I L Y-T A P L I N-B O Y D, which apparently is no longer allowed to be typed here. She must be on to you bitches. Yet another one you've pissed off.

by Anonymousreply 11505/01/2011

The DL trashes everyone and everything AND includes links and then is shocked when racism, freeperism and trolling shows up. Go fucking figure.

by Anonymousreply 11605/01/2011

I still like it.%0D %0D And I like the snarkiness of the DL, where I can tell some stupid asshole what I think of them, which I normally wouldn't be able to do to their face.%0D %0D I still like this guy's blog, and I'm surprised at all the pearl clutching, especially about the hook-ups. Regarding his bare ass and the food, he's not squeezing tomatoes with his asscheeks. I waited tables and saw some gross shit go on in the kitchens. You prissy queens probably would never eat at a restaurant again. I have thrown entrees in the garbage more than once and have almost gotten into fistfights over food I refused to serve.%0D %0D As for the hook-ups, I did the same thing when I was young. Who says he's not being safe? We're adults here, right? It's just for fun. No one is getting hurt.You oooh and aaahh over a thread called "guys presenting their holes", in fact it's had several incarnations here, but THIS offends you?%0D %0D I'd eat that guys cookies! I like him.

by Anonymousreply 11705/01/2011

Is E____ T_____ B___ really verboten on DL?

by Anonymousreply 11805/01/2011

r117, you nailed it for me! I agree with you 100%.

by Anonymousreply 11905/01/2011

The question is not his bare ass near the food - I could care less about that. It's his narcissism. Let's not support such self-absorption - we already have to live with the ego-driven foibles of politicians and CEOs, so why would we perpetuate this crazy hipster?

by Anonymousreply 12005/01/2011

quote[Shouldn't you be living YOUR lives openly and asking for YOUR gay rights, instead of ridiculing the people who are doing it for you?]

It was at this point that the line was crossed into The Land of Self-Deluded Assholery.

by Anonymousreply 12105/01/2011

To all of you Anonymous haters: At least Michael has the courage to live his life openly without shame or embarrassment.

You can't even express an opinion about him without staying Anonymous.

Way to tear down your own. Especially on such important issues as glasses! No wonder the gay rights movement is progressing at such a snail's pace. Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 12205/02/2011

ok?

by Anonymousreply 12305/02/2011

Ha! He calls out the DL on his blog today. Apparently we are "massive jerks".%0D %0D Actually, I enjoy his blog and think it's cute. The food looks great.

by Anonymousreply 12405/03/2011

I think she needs to read the "GOOP knows why you hate her" thread and join up the dots on this one.

Me, me, me. I, I, I.

And yeah the glasses thing is unbelieveably obnoxious. Blogs are just budgies admiring themselves in their mirrors. At least own that rather than pretending it's about bringing about world peace!

Yeesh.

by Anonymousreply 12505/03/2011

That gay hipster who bakes really *schooled* you bitches!

by Anonymousreply 12605/03/2011

Visualize whirled peas.

by Anonymousreply 12705/03/2011

The hipster's response was just so smug and above-it-all. These clowns are all over Brooklyn, and they're for the most part insufferable. The minute you insinuate that they are living off their parents (which most of them are) they get all pissy. It's funny.%0D %0D Oh, and "Piefolk" is just TOOO precious.

by Anonymousreply 12805/03/2011

I agree his site is harmless fun (for him and anyone else who wants to follow it). Just like a bazillion other sites/blogs.%0D %0D It's no worse than Facebook, Twitter, etc where people tell every possible thing about their day to day lives and think anyone cares. Maybe some do.%0D %0D I checked out OP's link, I looked through several pages of his blog. Live and let live, I say.

by Anonymousreply 12905/03/2011

Someone asked how one identifies a hipster.

It's just a series of rolled-eyed "Oh, God" thoughts as the twee affectations pile up, until there's finally one twee, ironic straw that breaks the twee, ironic camel's back.

In this guy's case, it's "Piefolk" (oh god), then the idiotic pie song (oh, God), then the fucking ukelele (oh, GOD), and finally the handlettered multi-colored "FEEL BETTER, JAPAN" message on the kitchen chalkboard... and then Mohandas Fucking Gandhi would have had enough and beat the shit out of this twee little thing.

by Anonymousreply 13005/03/2011

Eeek. I know the guy he had over for Easter baking. I sent him an email that was like "uh, did you have naked pie sex?" yesterday and he hasn't responded.

by Anonymousreply 13105/04/2011

He's a douche. Period. He's way too impressed with himself, and I don't really like naked sleeze touching my food. I'm glad he doesn't like it here because I definitely wouldn't want him around. This is a GOSSIP site, not the cultural political correctness center. Gossip is not particularly gentle and kind just by its very nature. It's meant to be fun- something this douche knows nothing about. Tricking while baking muffins isn't funny to others, just to the douche who thinks he's being "edgy".

by Anonymousreply 13205/04/2011

He's got a nice body and there isn't one of you who throw him out of bed for eating doughnut holes.

by Anonymousreply 13305/04/2011

He's not "cute". Not a bit. He thinks he's cute, but he's not. He's a little "precious" in the way that kids are precious when they poop their pants while barfing. But I don't care to see guys making gross looking food while they're bare-assed in the kitchen. He doesn't look all that clean, frankly, and crab lice don't work well in a quiche.

He's a "comic", yet he can't handle DL? Oh dear. Don't get on a stage, hon, ever! They'll tear you to shreds. Not many people find naked cooking hilarious. This does show you the power of someone being on the internet or on television...even a plain jane with saggy arm muscles, a flat ass, and a skinny bulimic torso can get tricks to come over and naked-bake just because he's an exhibitionist online. Not that the tricks are remotely hot. But you would think that a "comic" could see the comedic potential of DL and that it would be a gold mine for his blog.Instead he gets his skinny little brain in a snit about us terribly mean people (sniff!) and high-tails his flat little ass out of here. Moron! He could've milked this place for years for comic material. Not too bright, and hugely over-sensitive. So he's off to make more dingleberry pie with other flat-assed hipsters who think the world is waiting with baited breath to see their skinny little bodies in aprons. Uh huh.

by Anonymousreply 13405/04/2011

R133= 80 year old who thinks nude baker douche is the newspaper boy.

Some of us have standards, hon. He's nothing to look at. And I like a guy who can laugh at himself a little especially when he fancies himself a "comic". No thanks. His flat ass and lousy baking are all yours!

by Anonymousreply 13505/04/2011

eh Salem was gossip, Reds under the Beds was gossip. Gossip can be incredibly destructive- that's why I love it

by Anonymousreply 13605/04/2011

All comedy is gossip too!

by Anonymousreply 13705/04/2011

How old is he? Looks like a creepy 45 year old who's into twinks.

by Anonymousreply 13805/04/2011

I think the site is mildly interesting and the guy is kinda cute. What I don't understand is all the guys on DL who are going ballistic over it. Who cares if he wants to wear fake glasses? Or bake in the nude? It's his business, isn't it? If you don't like it, don't go to the website.

by Anonymousreply 13905/04/2011

He is probably still in his 20's, unfortunately. %0D %0D The "Feel Better, Japan" thing is pretty trite.

by Anonymousreply 14005/04/2011

It is a good question. He's trying very hard to look like some young hipster, but those arms look awfully saggy for someone in his twenties. I'm guessing he's a lot older than the image he's trying to project.

There's something very creepy about him, particularly given his complete lack of a sense of humor about himself.

by Anonymousreply 14105/04/2011

r139, no one is going ballistic. We are making fun of someone who puts stuff about himself on the internet for no other reason than for strangers to see it. It exists for us to make fun of.%0D %0D If he can't take the heat, he should get out of the giant kitchen that is the internet.%0D %0D I actually think this guy is sorta cute and sometimes funny and I'm jealous of his big kitchen, but even I think blogging is weird. Have at him kids!

by Anonymousreply 14205/04/2011

"He's a comic. They sort of have to proclaim their sense of humor."%0D %0D No, they sort of don't. If you're funny we'll know without being told. %0D

by Anonymousreply 14305/04/2011

I bet all you fat gay guys are jacking off to this

by Anonymousreply 14405/04/2011

Wow, I wouldn't want to piss off R134. You're harsh, but completely correct, of course. I really want to see his act- he must stink with that precious attitude. The way he was dropping 'edgy' (so 2008) rape jokes into his schtick with his 'friend' and the glasses thing made me wish he'd fall in front of the subway train they were supposedly waiting for.

He would have to be the first comedian in history who doesn't have the ability to laugh at himself.

All that crap about not judging people and being la de da about everything? Ugh. People like that make me puke. It's so incredibly fake to pretend you think everyone is beautiful and everything is equally valid. It's like a particularly horrific cultural fascism. It's natural to hate things.

This is the kind of cunt that would laugh at Michael McIntyre's act.

by Anonymousreply 14505/04/2011

ditto on the generational need to be photographed everywhere, all the time. And what the fuck is the deal with everyone and their stupid pies and cupcakes? Go away.

by Anonymousreply 14605/04/2011

All products look like over-worked, leaden CRAP.

by Anonymousreply 14705/04/2011

[quote]flat-assed hipsters %0D %0D That visual made me LOL, r134%0D %0D After some initial contrition upon his having discovered us this thread is back on track.

by Anonymousreply 14805/04/2011

I do love that his site recognized I was on an iPad and gave me an iPad enhanced version. Did not know blog templates could do that yet

by Anonymousreply 14905/04/2011

He also has advice on what not to say to him on a date if you want to fuck him. The clear presumption being that everyone reading wants to fuck him.

It's a generational thing right? This radical overestimation of one's attractiveness? I live in W'burg, Brooklyn and these plaid-swathed queens are prancing about everywhere and all think they are being desired from every angle. They practically ooze irrational self-regard.

And that one pic of the asian boy squatting bare-assed like he's taking a dump is fucking gross!

by Anonymousreply 15005/04/2011

[quote]To all of you Anonymous haters: At least Michael has the courage to live his life openly without shame or embarrassment.

He should be living his life WITH shame and embarrassment. He's a deluded, self-obsessed, pretentious asshole.

by Anonymousreply 15105/04/2011

[quote]Even if you hate me. I still love you.

No, no you don't. And it's pathetic that you would even try.

Comedy isn't about love. Comedy is all about hate. At least own that, douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 15205/04/2011

LOL @ R151.

by Anonymousreply 15305/04/2011

When you have to explain why you're funny, you're not.

by Anonymousreply 15405/04/2011

I couldn't endure reading ALL of her blog, but ala Denise Eiker Hoover, she posted a little zinger to the DL on her blog. It never ceases to amaze how all these "enlightened" "non-judgemental" bloggers are so thin skinned and POUNCE at the slightest criticisms.%0D %0D Aprons w/ your ass cracks out cooking rabbit pies? How trendy!!%0D %0D Her shtick is hackneyed and tired and the kooky horn rimmed glasses do not a "hipster" make. They make you a ....TOOL.

by Anonymousreply 15505/04/2011

and I'm curious as to what venues she plays, since she so steadfastly insists that being a comedienne is her sole source of income. Wouldn't she post on her blog her play dates and places? That's a comic's bread and butter.

by Anonymousreply 15605/04/2011

I'm sure his cup cakery cum pie shop.

by Anonymousreply 15705/04/2011

The entire blog comes across as condescending, defensive, and just "trying too hard".

by Anonymousreply 15805/04/2011

Agree with R141. There's a creepiness about him. Maybe it comes from his insufferable sense of self-satisfaction.%0D %0D He is clearly much older than he presents himself as being. He's trying to give off a late-20s image but I would say he's mid-30s if not older.

by Anonymousreply 15905/04/2011

"disgusting self interest" sums it up quite nicely.

by Anonymousreply 16005/04/2011

[quote]and I'm curious as to what venues she plays, since she so steadfastly insists that being a comedienne is her sole source of income. Wouldn't she post on her blog her play dates and places? That's a comic's bread and butter.

He's a "comic" the way half the dudes in Portland are "artists," or the guy who handed me my coffee this morning is a "screenwriter."

by Anonymousreply 16105/04/2011

r11 did Mo Rocca tell you "no"?

by Anonymousreply 16205/04/2011

I'd hate to think how those kitchen barstools smell....

Bisquick and Astro Glide.

by Anonymousreply 16305/05/2011

Why even keep up the pretense of baking pies when the tricks are just coming over to fuck? They both must be thinking "oh, I can't wait to get this baking thing over with so we can finally fuck." Just ask them to come over to fuck, not "bake pies". It's not they're heterosexual couples in the early stages of dating and they have to have an excuse of cooking your date dinner at your apartment and hopefully it will lead to sex. Drop all the pretense and just own it. You want to be a slut, own it and be a slut. Don't pretend it's about baking.

by Anonymousreply 16405/05/2011

I heart you r32

by Anonymousreply 16505/05/2011

Because just fucking wouldn't be self-referential or self-reverential enough, r164.

These douchenozzles can't even take out the garbage without creating a Facebook group about the event, setting up a Twitter (@garbagetakerouter), making a Tumblr ("Guys Who Take Out the Garbage") and then checking in on Foursquare ("I just checked in at My Own Curb on 4square.com!").

by Anonymousreply 16605/05/2011

This week's sale: 2% plain-faced hipster ejaculate in every mini-cupcake!

by Anonymousreply 16705/05/2011

He rates about a 9 out of 10 Kirkers on the pompous scale.

by Anonymousreply 16805/05/2011

Ding ding ding R158! Reading through all these replies, the thing that struck me (and the reason we find some hipsters annoying) is that they are try-hards. Someone who can be described as truly cool would never need to try this hard. These narcissistic attitudes stem from low self-esteem. Probably from people trying to point out to him that he's not funny.

by Anonymousreply 16905/05/2011

I agree with R169. He's harmless, but there's something annoying about wannabes who feel the need to show off in an effort to elevate their normal existence.

There's nothing cool about trying this hard. Quite the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 17005/05/2011

Yeah, well, I [italic]still[/italic] don't get all the hate here, and some of it sure comes off smelling a little like sour grapes.%0D %0D Not sure why you care so much either way, to be honest.%0D %0D Seriously, why does his existence (and site) bother you so much that you'd keep this thread going this long (let alone even start a thread like this)?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 17105/05/2011

Maybe because people feel like it, R171? Why should anyone have to justify how they feel about someone who ostentatiously airs his views on everything with the ultimate goal of self-publicity?

"Not sure why you care so much either way, to be honest."

He's unlikable, and probably reminds posters of people they don't care for in real life. It's not really rocket science...

by Anonymousreply 17205/05/2011

Unlikable? That's seriously a matter of opinion, and I'm not sure you can really tell that, especially not with all the assumptions and jumping to conclusions being made.%0D %0D I just think it's kinda sad and pathetic the way you people are carrying on. You all certainly come off as a lot less likable than the guy you're mocking mercilessly for no real reason.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 17305/05/2011

What strikes me is how unfunny he is. I mean he's cute. And I guess he's hit on a gimmick, given the reaction here. But where are the...jokes?

His newest post is about how he made some guy feel bad about himself on the L train.

a. It probably didn't happen. b. It makes him look like an uptight prig. c. I didn't laugh. No one possibly could.

Perhaps he's a genius and I can't grasp it. But I really think he's just sort of boring.

by Anonymousreply 17405/05/2011

R171, I replied because I'm bored at work, and after reading the whole trainwreck, DL just left a massive 'Post a Reply' at the bottom. I felt compelled to do just that. I'll start a naked lesbian cupcake blog and then you can speculate on my levels of confidence at your leisure. I won't pretend I'm funny though. But we all knew that about lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 17505/05/2011

R171 = still has pancake batter dripping from her hole.

by Anonymousreply 17605/05/2011

r175 I think you might be a funny lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 17705/05/2011

He's cute, but everything about him--his pictures, his writing--it's all just too calculated to be funny. I wanted to like his blog, but I as I read through the entries I got bored. Then I thought of him scratching his ass and sticking those unwashed fingers into his dough.

by Anonymousreply 17805/05/2011

[quote]What strikes me is how unfunny he is.

Exactly. That list of what not to do on a date with him had not an ounce of humor. I skimmed that and wouldn't bother reading past it. He seems completely humorless. Makes his money as a comedian? Highly doubtful. Where? And who the hell blogs any more anyway?

by Anonymousreply 17905/05/2011

Also, she's clearly gunning for some kind of book deal with this website. Pretentious upstart, you are 'not' the next Julie & Julia.

by Anonymousreply 18005/05/2011

Julie Julia was a joke too. I can't stand these twats who do something for a year and then write about it.%0D %0D My year living in a convent%0D %0D My year of surviving on $5 a week%0D %0D My year without bathing%0D %0D %0D Enough!

by Anonymousreply 18105/05/2011

[quote]His what not to do on a date with him had not an ounce of humor.

Yes. And even more oddly, it seemed to start from the assumption that a night with him was a boundless treasure which his dates would be kicking themselves for the rest of their lives for bungling.

You don't have to tear yourself to shreds to get a laugh, but most modern comedy comes from a place that's a bit more self-deprecating than that imho.

And re: #1 on that list....I take it he's not very funny, and dates often tell him so when he says he's a comedian.

If someone who's 5'1", chubby, and on crutches tells his dates he's a ballet dancer, he should expect to occasionally hear "You don't look like a ballet dancer." Yaknow?

by Anonymousreply 18205/05/2011

He is not paying for that apartment on his work as a "stand-up comic." It would be interesting to know where is money is REALLY coming from.

by Anonymousreply 18305/05/2011

Good question R183, it's almost impossible for REAL bakers to make a go of it. You know, the ones who get up a 4am, work like dogs and don't fuck random tricks while the pies are in the oven.%0D %0D Trustafarian???

by Anonymousreply 18405/05/2011

What stand up comic doesn't relentlessly post their play dates and venues at the drop of a hat?

This queen almost defensively posts that comedy is her ONLY source of income, yet doesn't use her blog as a platform to announce them? (this being his only source of income), yet she can post countless pics of bare asses leaving poopy stamps on counter stools?

by Anonymousreply 18505/05/2011

I just want to see his cock.

by Anonymousreply 18605/05/2011

If she's 25, I'll eat my socks.

by Anonymousreply 18705/05/2011

I'll do one better, r187: If she's under 30, I'll bake your socks in a pie and eat them.

by Anonymousreply 18805/05/2011

same as what r 186 said. i think he's cute, and his body rocks! i love the glasses as well.

by Anonymousreply 18905/05/2011

R186, YOU are R186

by Anonymousreply 19005/05/2011

I'm R186 and I am not R189. You might be reading the numbers too quickly. Or you might be dyslexic.

by Anonymousreply 19105/05/2011

He's 35. I know him.

by Anonymousreply 19205/05/2011

I'm sorry but if he really 35 then he is truly pathetic. This sort of shit is cute when you are in your 20s. But once you hit 30, it's time to consider giving it up.

At 35, it's too late for you. You're officially a hot mess.

by Anonymousreply 19305/05/2011

Her shtick is [italic] deadly [/italic] dull.

by Anonymousreply 19405/05/2011

Damn, he seems okay. Why are people here so angry?

by Anonymousreply 19505/05/2011

r 192, do you know what size his peter is? have you seen it? is he cut? is he a bottom and/or top? any links of him nude frontally?%0D %0D do tell please :) he's hot!

by Anonymousreply 19605/05/2011

Could someone please explain what "Piefolk" means or references?%0D %0D The kitchen covered with blackboards could only be in an apt. shared by many people, right? I'm assuming he has at least 2 roommates (the Asian guy with the guitar?) and probably more.

by Anonymousreply 19705/06/2011

My sister used to be a professional baker and she always had burn marks all over her arms from accidentally touching hot baking trays. This guy isn't going to have a pretty smooth body for long if he's baking topless.

by Anonymousreply 19805/06/2011

[quote]Could someone please explain what "Piefolk" means or references?%0D %0D IIRC it has something to do with folk music.

by Anonymousreply 19905/06/2011

I think "PieHOLE" would have been much more appropriate. As in "shut your..."

by Anonymousreply 20005/06/2011

I've seen him in NY (just adorable)!

by Anonymousreply 20105/06/2011

WHY does this stupid thread have over 200 posts to it?

by Anonymousreply 20205/06/2011

[quote]Reminder: Poop comes from my butt. It%E2%80%99s where half of my sex happens too. (The other half happens in YOUR butt).%0D %0D In photos, he's not unattractive, but he should keep his mouth and his typing fingers occupied with pie.

by Anonymousreply 20305/06/2011

I'd never voluntarily eat something that poop joke making scumbag touched. Don't his methods violate NYC/NYS health codes? Surely he can't sell the items he makes.

by Anonymousreply 20405/06/2011

to r 202: He has an engaging personality and pulls folks in by being unique. I'd personally pass on eating anything prepared, but, I like his independent spirit. He's cute and the body is a 10 imho. I feel he will not be underground much longer. He looks like a winner to me. Next up, celebrity chef i predict (he'd likely have to wear more clothes, but still.) Btw, where's a shot of his front. I'm waiting :)

by Anonymousreply 20505/06/2011

A "10" or did you mean 10 year-old?

by Anonymousreply 20605/06/2011

R205 if that's what passes for engaging in NYC it certainly doesn't say much for the place! He's a humorless uptight pretentious prig who seems to think he's the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 20705/07/2011

No, R207, speaks the truth. This guy is nothing special, but he insists on believing - and constantly trumpeting - that he is. This is why the thread is over 200 posts, R202... People are annoyed by his self-inflation, and are discussing it.

by Anonymousreply 20905/07/2011

LOL R208 I'm not fat I just don't like douchebags.

by Anonymousreply 21005/07/2011

I love that his "humor" consists ot jokes about poop and calling people fat, i.e., the same sense of humor that my four-year old nephew is rapidly outgrowing.

by Anonymousreply 21105/07/2011

Um, no r205. Just... no.

by Anonymousreply 21205/07/2011

r210 = 5'-2" 248lb with huge ankles...stop being jealous and celebrate the *success* of your brethren.

by Anonymousreply 21305/07/2011

R213= Piecunt from her little blog

by Anonymousreply 21405/07/2011

Really hate this bitch!

by Anonymousreply 21505/07/2011

Tee hee... Piecunt.

by Anonymousreply 21605/07/2011

Oops! Take 2.

by Anonymousreply 21705/07/2011

Started off feeling quite ambivalent towards this guy, then read more and more of his blog, and realised he REALLY irritated me.

The typed out conversations make me shrivell and die inside, I don't know if it's him, or the people he's talking to, but almost every single response is just NOT the way those social situations should be handled. No wonder his dates don't think he's funny.

I mean I can see what he's trying to do with his comedy but it's just not working; I wish I could hear his delivery of these 'jokes' because it is incredibly easy to miss the intended tone and come across like an overpriviliged douche-bag. Which he is.

by Anonymousreply 21805/07/2011

OP has a vile, vulgar mouth/keyboard. No need to use offensive profane language.

by Anonymousreply 21905/07/2011

R219, this aint fucking Disney World.

by Anonymousreply 22005/07/2011

R219

Are you going to wash my mouth out with soap?

by Anonymousreply 22105/07/2011

i tasted his blueberry pie. it's amazing.

by Anonymousreply 22205/07/2011

[quote] "i tasted his blueberry pie. it's amazing"%0D %0D We just bet you did.

by Anonymousreply 22305/07/2011

He's doing an AIDS walk...how ironic.

by Anonymousreply 22405/08/2011

Why is that ironic R224? If he's safe, then no one has anything to bitch about, you fucking prude.%0D %0D Don't take your obvious frustration on your lack of a sex life out on everyone else who does, loser.%0D %0D I just donated, so thanks for the link.

by Anonymousreply 22505/08/2011

Am I the only one who thinks 148# @ 5'11" is too fucking thin for a man?%0D %0D R210 must look like this:

by Anonymousreply 22605/08/2011

R226 I'm well within a healthy BMI. I checked it. You must look like this.

by Anonymousreply 22705/08/2011

Anyway. Back to Piecunt. If this latest entry doesn't make you want to slap the shit out of him, you're a twat.

And she's STILL not funny.

by Anonymousreply 22805/08/2011

I'm sure all his baked goods taste like pubic hair and air quotes.

The sad part about this is that any real comic would be sacrificing a goat in ecstatic thanks to the comedy gods for all this material and attention. The fact that he's pouting and sending his little friends here to scream "I'm rubber, your glue" only seals the case on the trustafarian and/or 15 roommates label.

by Anonymousreply 22905/08/2011

[italic]PIECUNT[/italic], perfect.

by Anonymousreply 23005/08/2011

I saw one of his stand-up acts before and I definitely had some LOL-moments. He was pretty funny. Better than Seinfeld actually but with an edge. Hopefully he will have just as much success or more.

Sent from my iPhone

by Anonymousreply 23105/08/2011

[quote]lol [R4]. But you realize that he's baking with his shirt off because it makes him feel transgressive, right?%0D %0D But seriously, he didn't invite himself here did he? Some sadcase Dler had to bring him over to 'insult' all your eyes. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 23205/08/2011

Donate if you like Piecunt. It's for a great cause, and it will piss off the prudes on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 23305/08/2011

His pies actually look good. I like the white ribbons he puts on them. Very creative.

by Anonymousreply 23405/08/2011

LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 23505/08/2011

Ooooh, sour cherry gets the blue ribbon.

by Anonymousreply 23605/08/2011

Piecunt tells herself this shall pass soon, LOL. Piecunt needs to conference with Michelle Arnold.

by Anonymousreply 23705/08/2011

Ugggh!

He's entertaining for one or two posts, but please.

He seems insufferable. I could bet those glasses are non-prescription. "What not to say to me if you want to date me." ? WTF? People really meet up with him through his blog? Do you think they READ it?

But SOME of the photo's are pretty. A little staged ( flour across his cheek?).

And his "Pies" look like shit. The dough is over worked. The crust looks like it's rubbery. Bake sale quality- in the mid-west somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 23805/08/2011

I wonder what some frau thinks when she lands on his blog from googling pie recipes.

by Anonymousreply 23905/08/2011

His baked goods look alright - I'd eat and probably enjoy them - but he comes across as an insufferable pretentious git.

by Anonymousreply 24005/08/2011

His UCB profile highlights his true age (as opposed to the 20ish hipster image he's so carefully crafted). He looks like a Midwestern school teacher who's going through a midlife crisis...that or Piecunt is some sort of performance art project for which he recruits friends and wannabe actors to simulate baking/hooking up.

Now I'm not so sure that this Piecunt thing is meant to be taken seriously.

by Anonymousreply 24105/08/2011

I woke up this morning thinking about him thanks to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 24205/08/2011

"Hilar-adorable." Good god in heaven.

by Anonymousreply 24305/08/2011

She's trying WAY too hard. We have a mutual Gay tolerant straight FB friend and he said she's insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 24405/08/2011

Wow, he looks way old without his glasses. I can see why he needs them.

by Anonymousreply 24505/08/2011

Yay, he even bakes savory pies. Yummerz!

by Anonymousreply 24605/08/2011

Apparently this guy really irritates a lot of people, which makes me wonder why he has a blog and why people are forced to read it.

by Anonymousreply 24705/08/2011

Where does she sell her pies at?

The entire enterprise smacks of Sweeney Todd. Only w/ pubes and semen in the pies.

by Anonymousreply 24805/08/2011

He says he was bullied when he was younger. People used to throw rocks at his head. He used humor as a defense mechanism. He decided he was going to be the funniest person in the room and that led him to his career.

by Anonymousreply 24905/08/2011

[quote]He decided he was going to be the funniest person in the room and that led him to his career.

He wouldn't be the funniest person in the room if he bunked with Susan Sontag and Andrea Dworkin.

by Anonymousreply 25005/08/2011

PieDude *is* a trendsetter .........the 'Cups' guy he featured on his blog is now featured in the 'Next' bar rag this week.

by Anonymousreply 25105/08/2011

It's much cuter when I do it. See, it can be done without insolent, leaden self-regard, dearies!

by Anonymousreply 25205/08/2011

I still want to know how the rent is being paid on that apartment. That place ain't cheap.

by Anonymousreply 25305/08/2011

[quote] "I still want to know how the rent is being paid on that apartment. That place ain't cheap."

Haven't you heard? He's a stand-up HEADLINER and comedy is his SOLE source of income.

by Anonymousreply 25405/08/2011

Yeah, he's a real Paula Poundstone.

by Anonymousreply 25505/08/2011

Those quiches look pretty good, R246.

by Anonymousreply 25605/08/2011

R250 for the win.

by Anonymousreply 25705/08/2011

I think he's cute and his pies look delicious, but he seems like a total douche. A good friend of mine's bf is in UCB. I'll ask about him.

by Anonymousreply 25805/08/2011

Lord, not "bullying." The lameness never ends, does it?

by Anonymousreply 25905/08/2011

They needed bigger rocks.

by Anonymousreply 26005/08/2011

You think being bullied is lame? Tell that to the millions of kids who kill themselves every year. Now that's lame.

by Anonymousreply 26105/08/2011

[quote]Tell that to the millions of kids who kill themselves every year. %0D %0D MILLIONS? %0D %0D [quote]Suicide is the third leading cause of death for 15 - 24 year olds [in the U.S.] (approx 5,000 young people) and the sixth leading cause of death for five - 15 year olds.%0D %0D [quote]Suicide is a major, preventable public health problem. [bold]In 2007, it was the tenth leading cause of death in the U.S., accounting for 34,598 deaths.[/bold] [source: NIMH]%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 26205/08/2011

I've read this guy's blog. Clearly it doesn't always get better.

by Anonymousreply 26305/09/2011

Hungry now.

Heading over to her apartment as I type this...

by Anonymousreply 26405/09/2011

Wow, he's actually a cutie without glasses! Got the whole Slavic / Eastern Euro thing going... his surname's probably anglicized or something. Very pleasantly surprised! %0D %0D If ONLY he wasn't part of the Infamous Charlie Katsu Collection Set, ugh... and the other two crusty-and-dark-looking Asians on his blog are certainly NOT the cream of the "Eastern" crop. It's always the skinny uglies like them that ruin everything and give the very selective number of genuinely good looking Asians a bad reputation... %0D

by Anonymousreply 26505/09/2011

I'm not sure whether it's the photography or the food itself, but the shit this dude is cooking up does not look very tasty.

Food is exceedingly difficult to photograph, though. So it could be that.

It kind of reminds me of the gnarly shit you'd see on those picture menus that are always mounted above the ordering counter at Chinese take out places.

by Anonymousreply 26605/09/2011

What the he'll is the Infamous Charlie Katsu Collection Set???

Sent from my iPhone

by Anonymousreply 26705/09/2011

He's growing on me. I worry that trashing him here is a form of bullying.

by Anonymousreply 26805/09/2011

Plus the guy in the pink apron on his current post (The Prismatic Order) is very fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 26905/09/2011

I'm really curious if he actually does sell these questionably baked goods. Anyone can slap a $5 price tag on something, just as any hipster doofus can tie on an apron, slap some flour on their bare ass, and rechristen themselves a postmodern Jacques Pepin sans pants.

Stretching the thread even further, assuming Piedoofus IS selling these things, has no one really ever come back with three quarters of a pie, a pinched expression, and five pubes in a plastic bag?

by Anonymousreply 27005/09/2011

I want to bake and fuck Piecunt (glasses off) but I'm not his type, dang it.

by Anonymousreply 27105/09/2011

The most interesting part of R262's post is that NIMH was mentioned. I always wondered how Jonathan and the other rats fared in Thorn Valley.

by Anonymousreply 27205/09/2011

Charlie Katsu is a gay hipster asian in NYC, right r265? He poked me on facebook but i've never met him. He seems cute...what's his deal (not to thread jack!)

by Anonymousreply 27305/09/2011

[quote]I'm sure all his baked goods taste like pubic hair and air quotes.

Just peed a little. I love you!

by Anonymousreply 27405/09/2011

I don't think he's offering his baked goods for sale, r270; they're just a treat for his tricks, right? He makes his living off his comedy.

by Anonymousreply 27505/09/2011

His life is one big audition as the douchebag neighbor for some generic sitcom that has been a TV staple since "Dennis the Menace."

by Anonymousreply 27605/09/2011

[quote]He used humor as a defense mechanism. He decided he was going to be the funniest person in the room and that led him to his career.

Of course that's where most gay men and some lesbians (that's not funny!) get their sense of humor from.

Doesn't mean we're all good at it though...

by Anonymousreply 27705/09/2011

So, what have you piefolk been up to today?

by Anonymousreply 27805/09/2011

If anyone finds out where Piecunt sells his baked goods, I'd certainly let the owners of that establishment know that their baker prepares his pies in a nude, that that probably violates several health codes and that you are on your way to report them to the Health Department.

by Anonymousreply 27905/11/2011

^^Mincing prisspot R279:%0D %0D Make sure you also report all the food with mouse shit and rat hairs in it, the crap that falls on the floor, the fruits and vegetables that never get washed, the guy who doesn't wash his hands after uses the filthy toilet then prepares your salad sans gloves, or picks his nose, spits when he talks over your food, or coughs over it, or scratches himself, or touches every filthy surface in subways, on buses and doorhandles, or any other disgusting thing that most certainly happens to your food before you happily scarf it down, thinking you're something special.

by Anonymousreply 28005/15/2011

At least he's not wearing a porkpie hat or even worse, a scarf.

by Anonymousreply 28105/15/2011

It's pretty vicious bullying, r268, but then, you already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 28205/15/2011

I'll cover his cab fare to the GW Bridge.

by Anonymousreply 28305/16/2011

This dude hit on me on grindr to then only promote this blog. He's a oral famewhore.

by Anonymousreply 28405/19/2011

If he's gonna be a rice queen, why doesn't he at least go for attractive asians?

by Anonymousreply 28505/19/2011

That should read total famewhore

by Anonymousreply 28605/19/2011

Piecunt posted a video.

Gosh isn't she QUIRKY?

by Anonymousreply 28705/22/2011

Watching some of the early videos makes me feel sad, because he seems like a really offbeat, endearing character back then. To think, within two years, he would become the Piecunt.

by Anonymousreply 28805/22/2011

Make that one year, I don't know what I thought 2010 was two years ago...

Anyhow, this is the first blog post where he shows off his body and it starts to go all downhill from there...

by Anonymousreply 28905/22/2011

Here is the first video he does where he starts showing a lot of skin...

by Anonymousreply 29005/22/2011

What could be more appetizing than somebody cooking with their bare ass hanging out all over the food? Yumm!

by Anonymousreply 29205/22/2011

"Even so, part of what makes your narrative so compelling is that willingness and proclivity toward doing just that: defending a nation of people that still denies you your rights. There%E2%80%99s a real shortage of gay role models out there %E2%80%93 people who will stand up and live an open, naked, unashamed life, and participate in the world that seems to exclude them. You should be one of those gay role models. You already inspire me as such, and I can%E2%80%99t wait to see what you%E2%80%99re capable of."

by Anonymousreply 29306/01/2011

How can that queen possibly think ass crack and pie crust are palatable to the PUBLIC....for RETAIL?!%0D %0D Very telling she doesn't reveal where she sells her goods.%0D %0D She makes Sweeney Todd look like a Disney flick.

by Anonymousreply 29406/01/2011

Has anyone beaten him in the face yet?

by Anonymousreply 29506/01/2011

Hey, check out what happens to you if you won't fuck him.

Yeah he was messed around, but... wow.

*psycho music*

by Anonymousreply 29606/05/2011

I love the irony of ayb calling someone else a piecunt. That's a pretty low form of flattery.

by Anonymousreply 29706/05/2011

I would be TERRIFIED to sit ANYWHERE in that queen's house. Those leopard print barstools seats?%0D %0D [italic]Those AIN'T leopard spots!!!![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 29806/05/2011

R297, go and fuck a fuck.

Kisses,

by Anonymousreply 29906/05/2011

I still want to know how he affords that huge apartment while apparently doing nothing. Mommy and Daddy, perhaps? It seems like every third person in NYC under a certain age is being subsidized by their parents - even well into adulthood.

by Anonymousreply 30006/05/2011

He sings too.

by Anonymousreply 30106/05/2011

He can afford his apartment because he has 3 jobs. And he bakes for celebrities.

Him: It%E2%80%99s a lot of work. I work almost every day of my life. I have like, three jobs.

Me: Really? Me too!

Him: Oh?

Me: Yup. I bake specialty pies for benefits and celebrities. I do comedy. I also do commercial acting.

Him: What%E2%80%99s that?

Me: Acting for commercials.

by Anonymousreply 30206/05/2011

Here he is making banana cream pie.

by Anonymousreply 30306/05/2011

I want piecunt to post ONE motherfucking commercial she's been in.... ONE.

by Anonymousreply 30406/05/2011

Who is the guy on the left of R301's video? He's 28 times more deserving of our attention.

by Anonymousreply 30506/05/2011

Does "he bakes for celebrities" means "he sells weed to Paris Hilton"? Because that I could buy.

by Anonymousreply 30606/05/2011

He barely gets by doing what he does and he probably has a really good deal on a big apartment in a less than ideal location in Brooklyn. It's not the most uncommon thing in the world.

by Anonymousreply 30706/06/2011

Well, DL drove "6 in the City" out of town.%0D %0D Maybe we can do the same with Piecunt.

by Anonymousreply 30806/06/2011

He seems really obnoxious and starved for attention. I wanted to vomit from reading that site.

by Anonymousreply 30906/06/2011

WHO makes pies and sells them retail, yet doesn't post the retail locations on their website?%0D %0D Why?... NYC Health violations.

by Anonymousreply 31006/06/2011

Would it be wrong for someone to, oh, I don't know, make a complaint with the New York City Department of Health and Human Hygiene? I thought I had pressed 'cancel,' not 'send!'

by Anonymousreply 31106/06/2011

I reported him.

by Anonymousreply 31206/06/2011

I emailed him. Sent him pics. He responded and he was very nice. I think there wasn't a connection but he was cool. I think he's more into twinks or asian guys. I'm not that, at all, so it's fine with me. Why all of the hate?

He's a good-looking guy, it's a fun idea. If it's not war and peace, who cares? Jerks.

by Anonymousreply 31306/06/2011

He seems to like them young. Maybe the health department isn't the only agency that should send over a friendly agent.

by Anonymousreply 31506/07/2011

Piecunt is by NO stretch of the imagination a *sigh*...."hipster".%0D %0D She's a cloying doofus, who is trying WAY too hard.%0D %0D Put some pants on and disinfect all surfaces.

by Anonymousreply 31606/07/2011

Don't worry, R314. I'm sure he understands this place is teeming with ugly, overweight wallflowers eating hot pockets in their parents' basement.

by Anonymousreply 31706/07/2011

I've seen nothing on that site that leads me to believe he sells ANYTHING retail ! You all are crazy. From the very little I've read, he seems to make pies for friends and parties he's going to attend, etc. He definitely makes me pause now before I eat any food at a party ("...WHAT were they wearing when they made this ... ?"). Ha. He's harmless. Leave him to his pies and tricks.

by Anonymousreply 31806/07/2011

Total White trash. I'm waiting to hear about the meth problem. %0D %0D Oh, and if the criticism bothers you so much, the doors that a way. You're boring us with your whining.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 31906/07/2011

Mary @ R318, there WERE at least FOUR pics on her site of pies in STORE windows. Get a grip, Gretchen.%0D %0D Looks like piecunt or one of her slavish twinks are trying to do a little damage control now.

by Anonymousreply 32006/07/2011

I like his pies. Believe it or not, they're very highly rated on Yelp.

by Anonymousreply 32106/08/2011

Why are people so obsessed with labels?

They do realise that by labeling yourself as 'hipster' you AREN'T 'hispter', right? Because not being 'mainstream' is now 'mainstream'. I mean, how stupid are people, REALLY?

by Anonymousreply 32206/08/2011

[quote] "I like his pies. Believe it or not, they're very highly rated on Yelp."%0D %0D That's my POINT. To be rated on Yelp they have to be sold retail also.%0D %0D Link, please.

by Anonymousreply 32306/08/2011

"Stop that. I have women in my life that I love and respect. But I think I get what you%E2%80%99re driving at. They seem to be wired differently than us, but if we%E2%80%99re to demand respect from Straights who are wired differently, then we must manifest the generosity of spirit to return that respect. Or screw up the courage to offer the respect first. Certainly, we have to rise above misogyny if we want our own equality."

by Anonymousreply 32506/15/2011

Here you go, r305.

by Anonymousreply 32606/15/2011

i will not be eating said pastries.%0D %0D do they bake cookies, too? someone sure smells them...

by Anonymousreply 32706/15/2011

From Piecunt's Twitter-

Piecunt: I'm performing at the Magnet theater tonight at 10pm with the MADE UP MUSICAL. It's cheap (like 7 or 8 bucks). Otherwise FB me.

Response: Earlier this evening, I took a rather weighty shit. Please RT

Priceless!

by Anonymousreply 32806/18/2011

I wonder if he made any special 4th of July pies.

by Anonymousreply 32907/03/2011

With this picture, all is forgiven

by Anonymousreply 33007/08/2011

no glasses + no apron = less dorky

by Anonymousreply 33107/08/2011

He looks good enough to eat! Too bad about his awful taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 33207/08/2011

These pies look disgusting

by Anonymousreply 33312/27/2011

He's pretty gross and has no sense of perspective.

by Anonymousreply 33412/27/2011

all of the guys in these pics look like they smell like mexican food.

by Anonymousreply 33512/27/2011

yuck

by Anonymousreply 33612/27/2011

Yuck, indeed.

by Anonymousreply 33712/27/2011

330/332...worse taste in men ever.

by Anonymousreply 33812/28/2011

[quote]all of the guys in these pics look like they smell like mexican food.

Totally agree!

by Anonymousreply 33912/28/2011

I wonder how many people had to get their stomachs pumped after consuming piecunt's holiday treats!

by Anonymousreply 34012/28/2011

Eating one of his pies is like recreating the pie scene in The Help. Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 34112/29/2011

I'd probably eat his poppyseed-covered ass....

by Anonymousreply 34212/29/2011

R342= scat queen.

Hope you like parasites, hon.

by Anonymousreply 34312/30/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 34408/21/2012

I'd lick his shitter, too!

by Anonymousreply 34511/12/2012

precious precocious pretentious priapic pies

by Anonymousreply 34611/12/2012

The nudity in the kitchen is nauseating. Really...I'm serious, it's gross.

by Anonymousreply 34711/12/2012

His ass is a little too close to the pie in one photo.

by Anonymousreply 34811/12/2012

Thanks for reminding us how painfully unfunny and awful piecunt is, whoever bumped this.

by Anonymousreply 34911/12/2012

What a narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 35011/12/2012

Him: I’ve tried to reach out to them. They suck, okay?! I’ve tried to open my heart to younger people but they don’t know how to take that gift and make something of it. They just eat it and shit it out and wonder if there’s more. Or worse, they hope there isn’t more. I’m so tired of having a significantly affectionate date with a younger guy, only to have sex with him and then have him desperately try to distance himself from me the next day.

by Anonymousreply 35111/13/2012

Whatever happened to this guy?

by Anonymousreply 35212/02/2012

Just when you thought she couldn't get any more pretentious...

by Anonymousreply 35304/01/2013

WARNING: CONTAINS INSUFFERABLE HIPSTERS

by Anonymousreply 35404/01/2013

Absolutely adorable.

R353 and R354, are you "gaybros"? If so, know that nothing is more "bro" than sitting around strumming -- and tuning, tuning, tuning -- your acoustic guitar with your friends.

But overall, A-fucking-dorable.

by Anonymousreply 35504/01/2013

Always the years between us.

Always the years.

Always the Love.

Always the hours.

Always the courage to tell the truth. Always opt for kindness over the bitter harbor of your strife. You. You have a right. You have every right to your suffering. Srife can be a safe place. Depression can feel like a friend.

This man did nothing to harm you. He reached out and tried to love the awful snarlers and they nibbled away at his peace of mind. He was kind to gays. He treated us like brothers.

We repaid him with contempt.

We are critics.

He is an artist.

Eye contact. Meaningful touch. Mutual respect.

None of you will succeed by ripping other brother lovers down. Only by living your life as an example can you lift yourselves from the mire.

We are all of us in the gutter.

Some of us look up at the stars.

by Anonymousreply 35608/28/2013

Can we just send the people in R354's video over to Syria?

by Anonymousreply 35708/28/2013

Is R356 an example of what meth does to the human mind?

by Anonymousreply 35808/28/2013

Glad someone bumped this ...haven't looked at his site in years. By the end of this thread someone had posted a cute undie pic of him that suddenly redeemed his douchiness a bit

by Anonymousreply 35908/28/2013

Pic is at R330

by Anonymousreply 36008/28/2013

R356 doesn't get it. He's the one who is always tearing down other gays, not us.

by Anonymousreply 36208/29/2013

Was that Colby Keller in one photo? Of course it was.

by Anonymousreply 36308/29/2013

I like him.

by Anonymousreply 36409/20/2013

I wonder if he would put his sperm on the tops of his chicken pot pies if I ordered some from him?

by Anonymousreply 36509/20/2013

He doesn't take orders. He makes pies for celebrity events, but he brings whatever is in season, within reason.

He would not jerk off in a pie for you, because he doesn't like you.

None of you know him, and those who do know him as a kind, gentle man who wanted everyone to get along.

I've been to a podcast at his place and I can assure you, though he was naked, he wasn't touching people. He was just touching.

This site, however, is full of would-be critics. There's a difference between art and criticism and there's a reason all my Broadway friends won't speak to any of the professional critics. The reason is - they are the enemy of creativity.

Everyone wants to be an artist. Everyone is an artist to an extent. I get paid, and so I'm professional. It doesn't take that much talent. It takes tenacity. You quivering critics should at the very least get paid, if you're going to go through your lives telling everyone else how to do their art, or live their lives. Contribute something besides a sneer.

Scoffers all. Winners none.

by Anonymousreply 36610/07/2013

Thought I read he was stopping with the blogging after some personal crises, but I was unsure what it was. I think he made rare fence to discussing it all earlier in the blog, but I never looked further. Anyone ?.

by Anonymousreply 36710/07/2013

Disgusting. Put it and its friends into a black hole!!

by Anonymousreply 36810/07/2013

R366, I think he's absolutely lovely. I would love to go to one of his parties, but I don't live in NY.

by Anonymousreply 36910/07/2013

Piecunt is the new Josh.

by Anonymousreply 37010/07/2013

"absolutely lovely", R369? Really? He's a preening narcissist with an unsanitary gimmick. And he's OLD.

by Anonymousreply 37110/07/2013

This guy is a friend of friend's bf and he just recently told me that he married a woman. No clue why just that he married a woman in the past month or so.

by Anonymousreply 37210/07/2013

He's younger than I am, you fucking ageist cunt, R371, and pie is delicious. May you die one inch at a time in a pie fire.

by Anonymousreply 37310/07/2013

Why is Colby and his friend(I forgot the other actor's name) taking pictures with this nutjob?

by Anonymousreply 37410/07/2013

A ha ha, a pie fire! Good one, R373. And I don't think I'm ageist, really. I'm just tired of guys in their late 30s and early 40s who are scared shitless of middle age. When I am 35, I guarantee you that I won't be trying to pretend I'm still 25. That's just pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 37510/07/2013

Is he really that old?

His asshole probably needs Botox.

by Anonymousreply 37610/07/2013

He's indeed pushing 40, and looks pretty fucking good. Anyone who says differently is lying. His body in particular is superb.

by Anonymousreply 37710/07/2013

However, R375, you will likely be as pathetic at 35 as you are now.

by Anonymousreply 37810/07/2013

"I've been to a podcast at his place and I can assure you, though he was naked, he wasn't touching people. He was just touching."

M.A.R.Y.

by Anonymousreply 37910/07/2013

I've never been fixated on my looks, so you're probably right. I won't have a problem with looking 35 when I am 35. That's what differentiates me from aging narcissists like you, R378.

by Anonymousreply 38010/07/2013

There is something nauseating and repulsive about them all. The "salon" photos/video. Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 38110/07/2013

Was he always straight or did he just marry a woman randomly?

by Anonymousreply 38210/07/2013

R354...agree, I think this is how the 60's started.

by Anonymousreply 38310/07/2013

I like the comment at the youtube link at R354:

"This is painful hipster madness."

by Anonymousreply 38410/07/2013

His coat got stolen at Metropolitan and all sorts of other drama he can't stop publicly whining about. His airing his of his dirty laundry in public is tacky and juvenile. He posted a screengrab of the nasty text message he sent people after they did acknowledge his sudden heterosexual wedding.

by Anonymousreply 38510/07/2013

I work hard at a job that, while very well paying, must be considered incredibly boring and uphip since I've never worked with anybody even remotely resembling a hipster, whom I suppose insist on having only cool, trendy jobs. Somebody please tell me that for every douchebag hipster I read about who's opened some bullshit artisanal bakery, there are 99 others languishing in some dead end job that they absolutely loathe. Please. I need this to sustain me, like Hannibal Lecter asking Clarice for more stories about her troubled childhood.

by Anonymousreply 38610/07/2013

He was evicted from his apt for non-payment of rent. He had illegally sublet, kept their money, and now landlord is after subtenants. Don't expect new postings from that kitchen.

Complete asshole.

by Anonymousreply 38710/07/2013

R386, I am in a dead end job that I loathe. And it does not pay well!

by Anonymousreply 38810/07/2013

He married a woman?!?!! If this is true, then I am really perturbed. I don't even know why, really, but I am. I realize he is a loathsome person blah blah blah, but he fucking married a woman?!?!! Is he bisexual and opting for a life of hetero privilege after his eviction?? I have really strong feelings of antipathy toward this attention whore and I'm sure that is exactly what he hoped to engender with this latest stunt. I despise him!!!!!

I know.......M.A.R.Y.

by Anonymousreply 38910/07/2013

What straight woman *wouldn't* want to marry a guy who toasts to their wedding like this: "Thanks, most of all, to the most beautiful bride imaginable: Miss Jennifer Stone. We ran the gauntlet, lady-girl, and I can't wait to see you in that dress tomorrow."

'Cause, you know, I'm gay and all.

by Anonymousreply 39010/07/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 39110/07/2013

Does he go by Piecunt on Facebook?

Because I really like it.

by Anonymousreply 39210/07/2013

I knew it, R366! It was that heady combination of bad writing and delusion. Like a badly made pie.

by Anonymousreply 39310/07/2013

Lady-Girl? Lady-Girl? The only time I've ever heard that term was when my friend was the ONLY female at Therapy and they kept giving her free drink tickets.

by Anonymousreply 39410/08/2013

R20.

You're just jealous, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 39510/08/2013

Well I'm sure this thread is populated by artistic luminaries and comics, and people who write songs for a living, so you folks must be entirely correct in your assumption. He's the devil himself and all of your judgment and hatred isn't the devil.

Cause we all know: judgment and hatred. That ain't the devil, now is it?

Yellow butterfly.

p.s. LGBTQ makes room for B and Q and sexuality isn't quite as fluid as the flushing of a toilet, but you folk might be.

by Anonymousreply 39610/08/2013

I am his facebook friend too. I like him okay. He's a good teacher, but he didn't claim to have written the recent post on DL (cowards on the DL), he just took a screen shot.

Just for the record, Babs.

by Anonymousreply 39710/08/2013

Is R396 supposed to be the Piecunt, or whatever it calls itself these days?

'Cause wow, that is really poorly written. It's like the writer is attempting to "talk down" to DL but is way too stupid to pull off sounding even remotely sanctimonious.

by Anonymousreply 39810/08/2013

This site, however, is full of would-be critics. There's a difference between art and criticism and there's a reason all my Broadway friends won't speak to any of the professional critics. The reason is - they are the enemy of creativity.

The bit above from R365 is really revolting, especially his invoking the Broadway crowd as the height of creativity. Dance and visual arts people are so much more interesting than the musical theater crowd that they shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath. Oops, I broke my rule. I blame you, MM.

by Anonymousreply 39910/09/2013

Dear Todd,

I'm calling because... well... I guess I'm disconcerted. I'm annoyed. Or, at least I wish I had the energy to be annoyed. Remember when you used to be able to push my buttons? I miss my boyhood sometimes. I know Scott and I were bullies, sure, that's a house full of brothers, and it gets passed down from Bob to Graydon, to us. That's part of our legacy, but that's only part of it.

You used to be bright. You were gifted, and you were in the Reach program. You used to have a bright light inside you that somehow, was snuffed out by baseball, or circumstance, or some tiny thing you want to blame Mom and Dad for that nobody can remember.

Listen to me when I say this: Nobody remembers that. We won't remember because the family is too strong for that dithering and willowing in the past breeze. Look to the future, please?

Can't say I remember it, because I'm looking forward toward Joy and family. I wish I could say the same of you.

You don't.

You never pay it forward. You never, ever did. You take and you take and you take and you don't even know when someone's giving. That's a sin. That's worse than adultery, or any sin of omission. I miss you. You bright light. You brilliant spirit. You cannon-armed baseball player, spoiled, with a batting cage and a diamond in your back yard.

Why didn't mom and dad build a stage instead of a baseball diamond? I'll tell you - they knew I didn't need one. They knew I would find every stage and perform as much or as little as I liked. I was about 12 years old when Mom found out I was my own man, and she's one of my best friend, and my ONLY mother and you'd do well to respect yourself enough to take that honor upon your own house. But you can't, and you don't, and I don't know if you will.

There's hope, yet.

Think your life was hard, do you? Well, guess what? It's hard for all of us, from all walks of life. Doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, or a ladyboy in Thailand - life isn't easy, and nobody hands you anything. You work for it.

Yes, Mr. Mom. Even stay at home work is homework. But add it to your resume and add the numbers? Who helped you when you needed help? Who has your back when the chips are down. Why in the hell would you ever turn from those people, to worship at a false idol. Tell me now or I'll keep calling until you answer, buddy boy.

The only handout I ask of you is to call me. On my wedding day? Maybe. Or the day after, cause you were busy or you forgot. All is forgiven, but you have to know this: most of life, showbiz or anybiz - most of life is about hello, goodbye, please, thank you and showing up for those who support you.

You don't support me? I don't support you.

I wish I didn't have to do this, but I wash my hands.

I do it every single time I make food for my wife, or take out the trash.

You'd be surprised how many blessings you'd receive if you woke up from your own world, and picked up the phone.

But then again, you're so busy.

by Anonymousreply 40010/14/2013

FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTT

by Anonymousreply 40110/14/2013

R400 What [italic]was[/italic] that?

by Anonymousreply 40210/14/2013

It's an open letter he's just posted! Meltdownnnnnnn

by Anonymousreply 40310/14/2013

He posted an interesting interview with Dan Paul Roberts today. Guess he's not too angry to keep going. Just like us. We bitch and whine all day long on this site and we do nothing to further the cause. I'm not surprised he didn't want to marry any of us.

by Anonymousreply 40410/16/2013

He posted an interview with another web-whore-narcissist who wants to be an artist and also can't keep his shirt on? NOOOOOO.

by Anonymousreply 40510/16/2013

Guess who always keeps their shirt on? Fat whiners.

by Anonymousreply 40610/17/2013

Just imagine the groans and eye rolling and tongue biting that attended the wedding ceremony line "If any 'lady-girl' can show just cause why this couple cannot be legally joined in marriage, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

by Anonymousreply 40710/17/2013

I want him to blog about lady-girl's succulent fur pie that she keeps warm just for his tender butterfly kisses. The ripe juices that flow when he pulls it out of her oven. How he'll never touch a rolling pin again because he made a sacred vow to his lady-girl.

by Anonymousreply 40810/17/2013

I know him personally and he is perhaps the worst person I have ever met. He is completely self absorbed and listening to his pathetic singsong, folkfuck, horrible voice sends chills down my spine. This may be some bitchy forum I have never heard of but Michael Martin is a total TURD and burns all his bridges. In my humble opinion he is plankton. Goodbye and thank god! Don't come back!

by Anonymousreply 40911/06/2013

I know him too. He's a colleague, and I don't always like his blog but I frequently do. He is pretty kind for a comic and funny as hell onstage. He's not the easiest person to know but he's worth it. The bridges he burned were with people molesting his students, and "friends" who betrayed his trust.

He's annoying sometimes, but not as annoying as reading these comments.

Comedy is difficult. I have respect for him and I like him. Then again, I'm a comic too, and most of my friends can be pretty annoying.

At least he's writing, instead of complaing on a message board.

by Anonymousreply 41011/12/2013

So r410 you're arguing that writing high school level grudge pieces is somehow superior to writing complaints on a message board? Disagree.

by Anonymousreply 41111/17/2013

This guy sounds like a fucking lunatic who needs to be hospitalized. A "comic?" An "artist?" Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 41211/17/2013

Why did he marry a woman?

by Anonymousreply 41311/17/2013

This is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 41411/17/2013
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