Kate made a big mistake making this little piece her lady in waiting. She probably screwed Harry in the downstairs lavatory at the reception and has her eyes on William's willy. You in danger, gurl!
Pippa Middleton is a Scene Stealing Bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 162||04/17/2012|
Well, DUH? It's all about WINNING!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/29/2011|
Yes, what was UP with ALSO wearing a white dress, PIPPA? It's called "not done," a concept perhaps the nouveau-riche do not know.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/29/2011|
Pippa Middleton looks like Joaquin Phoenix's sister, Rain Phoenix.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/29/2011|
I thought Pippa looked hot in that gown. But the color choice, why??
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/29/2011|
She wore white so that she receded into the background when she held the bride's train. They were designed together.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/29/2011|
Why the color choice? Because the bride chose it, perhaps? Ya think?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/29/2011|
Then The Duchess of Cambridge misjudges her sister.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/29/2011|
Pippa broke the cardinal rule: She looked prettier than the bride.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Natalie Portman.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/29/2011|
Good for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/29/2011|
[quote] Kate made a big mistake making this little piece her lady in waiting%0D %0D Lady in waiting? She was a bridesmaid, fool.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/29/2011|
Actually, she was Maid of Honor.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/29/2011|
R10, get a grip. Pippa is officially Kate's lady-in-waiting.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/29/2011|
Great dress, but she looks 40. One day to many in the tanning bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/29/2011|
I think this makes Pippa out new hero then, doesn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/29/2011|
No R14, because she's ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/29/2011|
Pippa: We're sisters!
Kate: And therefore born to be rivals.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/29/2011|
Eh, I don't think she stole anything even though she is also pretty and looked great. Kate was stunning and the bride everyone in England was paying attention to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/29/2011|
If I were able to screw Harry in the lavatory, the last thing I would be thinking about is fugly William's willy.
And something tells me that Kate decided on the color of Pippa's dress, genius.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/29/2011|
If anyone stole the show, it was the Sisters York with their own special brand of freak show.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/29/2011|
I bet Pippa has flashed her thong to every male member of the royal family.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/29/2011|
Prince Philip thinks she's a pip.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/29/2011|
She's got a great figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/29/2011|
Have you people been eating brain tumors? Pippa is FUG compared with Kate. Pippa looks older than she is and it will be her downfall.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/29/2011|
It's English tradition the brides party wears white.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/29/2011|
[R23] has Jan Brady syndrome.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/29/2011|
r23, I don't think Pippa looks ugly, but you and I do seem to agree that she looks in her 40s.%0D %0D Tanning bed for 10 years I bet.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/29/2011|
I agree with R23. Pippa looked good, but Kate is about 100x better looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/29/2011|
don't get the pippa love. kate was divine.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/29/2011|
"For the love of God, somebody please shit in my mouth!"
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/29/2011|
Pippa and Kate both looked great. %0D %0D It's the Fuggo Fergie spawns, actual princesses, that looked like a joke while both commoner Middleton girls looked regal and sophisticated yet beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/29/2011|
Kate looked elegant but Pippa looked sexy. The dress drew attention to her gorgeous figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/29/2011|
Don't hate bitches. I've already had Harry twice today. His cum tastes like vanilla frosting. Jellus? Thought so!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/29/2011|
I'm also watching it on BBC America. OMG, the choir. MARY!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/29/2011|
Harry MUST have a HUGE DICK!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/29/2011|
I would've thought strawberry frosting.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/29/2011|
That white dress she wore to the wedding was definitely more appropriate for that setting, even if white-colored, than her teal green David's Bridal prom dress evening gown for the reception.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/29/2011|
[quote]It's the Fuggo Fergie spawns, actual princesses, that looked like a joke while both commoner Middleton girls looked regal and sophisticated yet beautiful.
They looked like the evil stepsisters from Cinderella. Absolutely terrifying.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/29/2011|
She's still got a smokin' bod, though, R36. Yowza.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/29/2011|
I have to agree about her tan. I mean she's not Somers Farkas, but she has to take it easy with that stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/29/2011|
Pippa is smoking hot!%0D %0D At least from the back.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/29/2011|
I'll take a Pippa-Harry sandwich, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/29/2011|
Harry and Pippa are the fun, trouble making siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/29/2011|
I'd love to eat out Pippa's pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/29/2011|
"The sisters York" that beige hat should have its own Facebook. Whoops. It does!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/29/2011|
Chelsey Davy is going to have to cut a bitch! Pippa better watch out!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/29/2011|
Aren't we going to discuss which pageboy looked prettier?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/29/2011|
Earl Spencer's daughters look stripperish, but still pretty for the most part.%0D %0D Why is Beatrice so unfortunate? I mean Eugenie is just a little chubby is all really.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/29/2011|
I'd try some of that English muffin, too, r43.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/29/2011|
Pippa may have a nice body but her face ain't cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/29/2011|
Are the Spencer girls triplets? They look like something out of Stepford Wives - the teen years,
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/29/2011|
I had never seen Pippa before and I thought she looked prettier and fresher than Kate.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/29/2011|
Two of the girls are twins, and the other one is a bit older. Wasn't their mother the South African drug addict?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/29/2011|
Pippa is to Kate as Fergie was to Di.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/29/2011|
Didn't someone post about the color earlier? Maybe not that unusual in England?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/29/2011|
Poor Chelsy didn't fare as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/30/2011|
Pippa is lovely! she is not even close to being like Fergie. Please. The Middletons are solid people.Brotherman is a wild ass, sort of, but even he's trying to stay sober.%0D %0D Both those girls were well brought up. Fergie was always trashy and Andrew was always attracted to trash. He dated a porn star before marrying Fergie. Koo Stark?%0D %0D I think Harry has issues. He is very coarse and he is into that survivalist trianing and loves combat. Everyone talks about how hot he is, but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/30/2011|
Chelsy looks trashy. Pippa is classy.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/30/2011|
"Great dress, but she looks 40."%0D %0D I think that both Kate and Pippa look many years older than they actually are - the kind of ageing that you often see in female tennis players.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/30/2011|
I think they made it work today, considering she was just carrying the trane i think the white was ok. I wouldn't doubt she was fucking Harry, she does look short and trashy like should could be from Birmingham Alabama instead of Birmingham England.%0D %0D This wedding made "here comes the bride" seem incredibly tacky to use.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/30/2011|
[quote]I think Harry has issues. He is very coarse and he is into that survivalist trianing and loves combat. Everyone talks about how hot he is, but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.%0D %0D Why are there so many fantasists on here? %0D %0D claim = 'I think Harry has issues' %0D %0D reality = 'I have issues, but it's more fun to say 'Harry has issues'.%0D %0D claim = 'but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.'%0D %0D reality = 'I have no clue what I'm saying because I don't know this person but I'll make out I do. That'll fool them!'.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/30/2011|
[quote] I wouldn't doubt she was fucking Harry,%0D %0D And thus mere conjecture enters into the annals of 'fact'. %0D %0D Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/30/2011|
She's over tanned and has an unfortunately thick stripe of powdered blush emblazoned across her cheeks. Are we sure she's not a background extra from "Dynasty"?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/30/2011|
R53, I'm pretty sure the mother of the Spencer girls was Earl Spencer's first wife Victoria, who struggled with an eating disorder and depression.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/30/2011|
Where'd Pippa get that ass? She's a hot mama.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/30/2011|
Agree, Pippa is very hot, despite the fact that she seems to have tanned her youth away.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/30/2011|
Pippa looke great except for the fake tan and the saggy boobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/30/2011|
For fuck's sake, unclutch r61/62. It's not that serious.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/30/2011|
Anyone else read the articles today about Pippa was not amused at all by Harry.%0D %0D I bet they hooked up and he dumped her ass within the last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/30/2011|
IDK. I think she appreciated having some of the scrutiny pealed off of her for the day.%0D %0D The intense focus would have been bad enough, but being able to have her sister and her mother there to pull some focus would appear to be something of a breather.%0D %0D Besides that, Kate now needs to appear more royal, steady, and staid and she need to put some distance between her new role and her previous obvious sexiness. What better way than to have her sister step up as the "Princess Margaret" : )
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/30/2011|
Did anyone see the Kathy Griffin's wedding coverage/roast? It's re-running a lot on the TVG channel. Very, very funny per the usual Griffin + Team fashion, and the one person who got unanimous props is Pippa.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/30/2011|
Shut it down! Pippa's dress is a copycat of a dress worn by Cameron Diaz at the Golden Globes.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/30/2011|
The dress looks better on Pippa and in white. I have to agree with whoever said "put me in a Pippa and Harry sandwich."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/30/2011|
[quote]For fuck's sake, unclutch [R61]/62. It's not that serious.%0D %0D How do you know? Why has that guy got the right to say what he wants where he wants but I haven't?%0D %0D In short: fuck you.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/30/2011|
R57, Harry has a look about him that is flat out scary. His eyes have that mean squint that some people get when they're full of inner turmoil/rage. He is undoubtedly handsome but that boy is twisted. Hey, it's much more common to have crazies in the royal family than it is to have normal, stable folks. Imagine having a crazy mother like Di (I liked her but the woman was most likely borderline) and then add in all the paparazzi attention, an emotionally distant family and whatever strange shit went on in that family. It would be hard to turn out normal in those circumstances. William had the advantage of being older and a little more mature when his mother died.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/30/2011|
Its hilarious reading the papers today here in the UK - every columnist has trashed Andrew's Princesses for their awful dresses and hats - and weight. They must be mortified ! %0D %0D Ditto Victoria Beckham with her frozen face and funeral attire, and the weird outfit of Tara-whatever. %0D %0D Wonderful though that it was safe for the happy couple to travel through the crowded streets in an open carriage, with all the security scares these days,%0D %0D and yes, Pippa gets all the attention. How soon before she dumps her boyfriend and trades up ?%0D %0D Mrs Middleton scored bigtime too ... and no she didn't have to point out the nearest exit and toilet at the Abbey. Shouldn't be too long before more is revealed about the "flamboyant" son of 23 ...
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/30/2011|
Kate was beautiful but Pippa was HOT. Chelsy is definitely more Harry's type - she can drink with the boys and is built like a brick house. And the girl has a PHD.%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/30/2011|
[quote]Why has that guy got the right to say what he wants...%0D %0D According to you, he doesn't.%0D %0D Take a Midol, bitch.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/30/2011|
r77, Chelsy doesn't have a PhD. But she is slutty enough for a party-boy like Harry.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/30/2011|
They called Chelsy a 'lawyer' in the commentary.%0D %0D Does she have a law degree?%0D %0D Prince Harry never even attended a university.%0D %0D He does not have a university degree.%0D %0D He went to a military academy at Sandhurst after finishing high school.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/30/2011|
Chelsy is probably a nice gal.. but she always looks messy.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/30/2011|
Did anyone see Pippa's emerald green gown for the evening reception? DAMN hot. I'll try to dig up the pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/30/2011|
Chelsy = haggard
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/30/2011|
" As of July 2009, Davy has completed her accelerated LLB course at Leeds University. "
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/01/2011|
An LLB is very similar to a JD - it's just available at undergrad level in England unlike other countries where law is taken at graduate level. Although, Chelsy took the post-graduate accelerated version.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/01/2011|
Damn r85 that pix defines rode hard and put away wet.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/01/2011|
Pippa's boyfriend, Alex Loudon, is gorgeous. A former athlete & now a banker. I think he's also a friend of Harry's.%0D %0D She'll be up to her eyeballs in "royalty" with her sister as the fucking Queen of England. That will plenty. But as for men she'd be trading down with Harry.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/01/2011|
Chelsy looks rough and used, Harry likes that but won't be permitted to marry her. Fergie's youngest, Eugenie, is very pretty but just needs to lose 30 pounds. Her sister Beatrice, on the other hand ...
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/01/2011|
r89 It's going to be quiet a while before William is King and Kate is Queen.QE2 has to die, then Charles becomes King, Charles dies, William becomes King. Elizabeth's mother lived to be over 100, Phillip is 90, so Charles has a good shot at a long life. William might be King by the time he is 50.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/01/2011|
Thinking about it today, I think the Middleton's remind me of the Boleyn family in The Other Boleyn Girl.%0D %0D Serious older girl. Flirty party girl. Gay brother. All upstarts.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/01/2011|
r91. it's QUITE.
also, charles is smart enough to know he should pass it directly to William soon after his mother's death.
William and Kate are this family's only hope. ANd they have done beautifully thus far...
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/01/2011|
I don't understand why Kate would become a Queen if Prince Phillip is not a King. Will Camilla become a Queen as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/01/2011|
Chelsy is what folks of another generation termed coarse and common i.e. trailer park trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/01/2011|
Chelsy looks like a debauched Tim Curry there, r85!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/01/2011|
Because, r94, no-one is allowed to out-rank the monarch. The current monarch is a Queen. Hence, her husband cannot be given a title that would out-rank hers, as "King" would.
E.g., Queen Victoria/Prince Albert.
And because "King" is the highest rank, his wife can legally be given the lower rank of "Queen."
E.g., King George V/Queen Mary.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/01/2011|
Thanks for the info, R97
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/01/2011|
Here it is, R84.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/01/2011|
Pippa is Kate's younger sister, but looks older than Kate -- and Kate looks 10 years older than her real age.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/01/2011|
Exactly, R100. And Carole Middleton looks 10 years younger, so they all look like they're sisters in their 40s.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/01/2011|
Pips is a homely girl, and close-ups just prove that more. The brother is fug as well. The Duchess got all the looks in that family, and she is borderline pretty/haggard and a bigger potato nose is in her future.%0D %0D Oh, what was with all the pale washed out 1980's outfits the female guests were wearing? Is monchromatic dressing a royal thing?%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/01/2011|
To those who claim white is "usual in Britain for a MOH": According to the Daily Mail, "The sensational fluid white column made by Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen was an unusual choice both for its bridal colour and its curve-enhancing cling."
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/01/2011|
I've heard mention that Davy is Great Britain's answer to Paris Hilton so take it for what it is worth. A LLD will not improve her chances of becoming marriage material.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/01/2011|
[quote]Pippa is Kate's younger sister, but looks older than Kate -- and Kate looks 10 years older than her real age.%0D %0D %0D A lot of British women look older than they really are. Too much smoking/boozing?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/01/2011|
I just saw pics of the after party and Beatrice and Eugenie look so much better. Why did they pick the awful outfits for the wedding? %0D %0D Pippa probably rolls her eyes at Harry, he is coarse and immature but being royalty means most people kiss his ass.%0D %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/01/2011|
R106, Pippa is a well-known starfucker. She's willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the royals' good graces, so she eats up the shit Harry says with a spoon. She's even gone out of her way to ingratiate herself with Chelsy Davy (a woman Kate despises).
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/01/2011|
Chelsea and Pippa are friends from the party circuit in London. Have know each other for several years.%0D %0D Far from being a Paris Hilton, Chelsea is a solicitor, yes, a lawyer. She has recently secured a position with a prestigeous London law firm. %0D %0D She comes from a wealthy South African family, and she hates the strictures and the ridiculous standards and the scrutiny the Royals adhere to. %0D %0D She has said repeatedly and publically that she would absolutely never consider that lifestyle and would never marry Harry. She hates the pretensions and the crap that comes with the territory. %0D %0D Pippa is about to become engaged to her retired Rugby player, who's very hot, and a successful investment banker. %0D %0D Gossip is speculation rooted in fact. Some of the garbage on DL is not even close to gossip; it's crap some people pull out of their asses.%0D %0D %0D Some people inhabit this parallel universe where their fantasies get projected as if they were real. I love gossip. I find some of the nonsense I read here very disappointing.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/01/2011|
All of the Middleton women look dry and brittle.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/01/2011|
Looking at the wedding pictures, what's with the rash of perching on the side of the head fascinators? It's making me dizzy.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/01/2011|
I like Chelsy, she has balls.%0D %0D [quote]Pippa is about to become engaged to her retired Rugby player, who's very hot, and a successful investment banker. %0D %0D this post is useless without pictures :)%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/01/2011|
why do Chelsey and Kate hate each other?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/01/2011|
Chelsy and Kate don't hate each other. Kate merely looks down on Chelsy because chasing a title has rendered her incapable of independent thought (William also looks down on Chelsy). Kate's also a boring drip who feels threatened by people more interesting than her...which is funny since her sister upstaged the poor girl at her own wedding!
I guess Kate didn't get the memo: Once you leave university, being pretty is no longer enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/01/2011|
It got her the future King of England.%0D %0D but I do agree, they are both dull.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/01/2011|
Pippa's boyfriend is an ex-cricketer who went to school with William at Eton and she's only been seeing him since December. I'm sure she'l move on and up in short measure.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/03/2011|
Told you so. This little minx won't stop until she's the next Oprah. Watch out Wills! Pippa, not Kate, is the next Diana.%0D %0D "SHE has uttered barely a word in public and given precisely one interview, in which she divulged that a party she had organized had an Ibiza theme and %E2%80%9Creally good music.%E2%80%9D Yet the moment she appeared in her slinky Alexander McQueen bridesmaid%E2%80%99s sheath at the royal wedding last month, Pippa Middleton, the bride%E2%80%99s little sister, became a global phenomenon. %0D %0D Hers was the rear that launched a thousand blogs. %E2%80%9CPip Pippa Hooray!%E2%80%9D wrote the Daily Star. %E2%80%9CHer Royal Hotness,%E2%80%9D the Daily Mail christened her. Swooning Twitter users from both sides of the Atlantic made her a trending topic. Someone started a Facebook group devoted to appreciating the Pippa posterior (it now has more than 160,000 members). %0D %0D Not since Elizabeth Hurley stepped out with Hugh Grant at the premiere of %E2%80%9CFour Weddings and a Funeral%E2%80%9D in 1994, wearing a dress held together by a prayer and some safety pins, has a single garment achieved so much for someone supposedly playing a supporting role in someone else%E2%80%99s big moment. %0D %0D And now the world wants to hear about Pippa. How old is she? (27). Is she unattached? (No, she has a boyfriend, Alex Loudon, a hunky Old Etonian businessman.) So she%E2%80%99s totally unavailable? (Unclear; she is not engaged, as far as anyone knows.) Does that mean that she got together with Prince Harry during the reception? (No.) %0D %0D The attention of the restless, hungry British news media has already shifted. Kate Middleton, now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is being demoted by the tabloids from Hot Engaged Babe to Married Woman Who We Wonder if She Is Pregnant. Meanwhile, Pippa gets the saucier role: Foxy Unmarried Woman Who We Wonder Who She Is Sleeping With. %0D %0D For now at least, everything she wears, every place she goes, every man she dates will be scrutinized every which way by hordes of eager celebrity watchers. %0D %0D %E2%80%9CEvery magazine in the Western world now wants her on the cover,%E2%80%9D said Kate Reardon, editor of the society magazine Tatler. %E2%80%9CShe will be having job offers hurled at her. How she exploits these opportunities is going to be very much up to her. There are many people in her situation who, within weeks, would be falling out of nightclubs and hanging out with celebrities, and getting a huge head about all this.%E2%80%9D %0D %0D Judging from past behavior, it seems unlikely that Pippa will become overly celebritized. She has been in the public eye ever since her sister began dating Prince William, but has maintained a silence that would impress the Sphinx. %0D %0D Extremely slender, smiley and perma-tanned, Pippa has often been spotted out and about wearing form-fitting jersey dresses, her hair glossy. She likes a good party and a hot new nightclub and has been a persistent paparazzi favorite. %0D %0D But like her sister, she has somehow always managed in photographs to exude a kind of serene delight, creating the impression that whatever she is doing, it is harmless, expensive, exclusive fun. Even a photo that leaked this week, showing her dancing in a bra and skirt with a man wearing only his boxer shorts, seems tame in comparison to past royal-family indiscretions. (Remember Harry in that swastika armband?) %0D %0D Pippa, real name Philippa, is the second of the three Middleton children (the youngest, James, was the one who read from the Bible in such ponderous Pinterian tones during the wedding service). She grew up in Berkshire and, like her sister, went to Marlborough College, a boarding school in Wiltshire. %0D %0D She attended the University of Edinburgh (her sister went to the University of St. Andrews), where she studied English literature and, according to the British newspapers, found boyfriends from among a large pool of well-heeled schoolmates."
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/10/2011|
I must admit that Pippa was EXTREMELY eye-catching as the MOH - I was fascinated by her as soon as she showed up in THAT dress, plus she seemed very confident and cool as she did her MOH duties in front of billions. I was watching her more than Kate the bride.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/11/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/11/2011|
PIPPA is on the cover of People Magazine.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/18/2011|
Pippa will be to Queen Kate what Princess Margaret was to Her Majesty Liz. %0D %0D Andrew Morton has also decided to share his worldly wisdom:
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/18/2011|
r105, the British diet is terrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/18/2011|
Pippa is dating the son of a duke. They were on holiday in Spain together. The Middletons will be like modern day Bennetts. Two daughters married into the highest echelons of British Aristocracy.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/18/2011|
I'm sorry, but how is Pippa Middleton even considered remotely attractive? She looks like a troll who recently discovered bronzer.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/18/2011|
While watching the royal couple exchange vows, I kept thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is the orange bitch in the white dress?"
I had no idea it was Pippa.
She didn't look like anything special. She just looked like an orange bitch in a white dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/18/2011|
[quote]While watching the royal couple exchange vows, I kept thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is the orange bitch in the white dress?"
Everyone's fawning over her backside, not her front.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/18/2011|
R126 = thread killer
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/18/2011|
How am I a thread killer?!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/18/2011|
%0D You really couldnt see her ass in that white dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/18/2011|
I don't think that Pippa is all that either. Her eyes are squinty.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/18/2011|
I must know the secrets to Pippa's foundation garments! Full body Spanx? Don't tell me nothing, I know she's a child, but not for the Abbey nor worldwide TV. Also, not a seam or ripple of any undergarment visible. Built into the dress?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/18/2011|
The Spencer girls are ravishing and they know it, especially the eldest. Beautiful, rich, and well placed. Who are they attached to?
How does their mom look now? She was pretty on her 1989 wedding day.. just classically gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/18/2011|
The Spencer Girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/18/2011|
The Spencer girls are one implant away from being porn stars. Trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/18/2011|
r129, millions of straight guys would disagree.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/19/2011|
Pippa's pretty all right...pretty fugly. Really, England? Is that the best you have to offer?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/19/2011|
Anyone who think Pippa is 'fugly' is clearly deranged and stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/19/2011|
Pippa is a cutie. That said, there is something way off on her face. The extra-pug-like skin around the eyes...
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/19/2011|
R137, I want you to look at this picture and re-think you're snide little comment.
The bloom is off that English rose, so don't even try it.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/19/2011|
She looks very cute and very pretty in the photo at R139.%0D %0D She is a good-looking woman and very appealing.%0D %0D Very nice body too.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/19/2011|
r139 - Not a stunner, but nice enough looking.
r140 - No need to be deranged about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/19/2011|
The little vixen getting a free ride at the French Open. This little minx will ride her sister's fame all the way to the bank.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||06/01/2011|
Are Michael and Carole Middleton proud of the fucking monsters they created? Pippa doesn't even have a job, yet she lives in a million pound apartment paid for by mummy and daddy. They also seem to subsidize her jet setting, regardless of the freebies she laps up like a fucking beggar. Meanwhile, it took a lot of money to make their oldest daughter a duchess, and their only son is a wastrel who doesn't do SHIT.
What a bunch of lowlifes.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||06/01/2011|
Of course Carole Middleton is proud. She's just nouveau riche trash who's probably bitter that she never had a chance to fuck her way into the royal family.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||06/01/2011|
She didn't pick the colour. The dresses were designed together, and I don't remember caring what the sister looked. It was "Get out of the way so I can see the bride."
|by Anonymous||reply 145||06/07/2011|
Pippa and Harry have met up for afternoon tea. I'm betting quite a bit of crumpet was involved.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||06/07/2011|
Damn, England hasn't seen such ambitious social climbing whores since the cloying Boylen sisters. Hopefully THIS Henry exercises better judgment.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||06/07/2011|
Butterick release their pattern of the Pippa dress - complete with model emulating faux demure-but-flattering pose and gaze.
Have at it, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 148||10/12/2011|
Pippa middleton is THE BITCH OF THE MOMENT Quote Unquote
|by Anonymous||reply 149||02/03/2012|
i dont like her, she looks kinda deceiving. She badly need attention eh? What a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||04/16/2012|
Spending too much time with French Eurotrash could land you in trouble with the police.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||04/16/2012|
The photos weren't available this morning. Why drive around in a convertible when the paparazzi are in your face?
I thought she was dating some cute British investment banker.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||04/16/2012|
She needs to re-think the eyeliner.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||04/16/2012|
Pippa, real name Philippa
what a hideous name and a stupid nickname
|by Anonymous||reply 154||04/16/2012|
Kate and pippa's brother knocked up some chick and has a child. The press don't mention it
|by Anonymous||reply 155||04/16/2012|
r155 - I thought the brother was gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||04/17/2012|
[quote]since the cloying Boylen sisters.
Ah, the lovely Boylen Sisters!
Doot doota loot-doot
Doot doota loot-doot
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot...
|by Anonymous||reply 157||04/17/2012|
She looks like a 56 year old divorced barfly.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||04/17/2012|
So The Sun revealed details about what Pippa was doing in Paris before the pistol incident:
[quote]Hours before the car ride, the royal bridesmaid had been at a decadent fancy dress party — where she was seen SNOGGING a French hunk called Antoine De Tavernost.
[quote]The bash featured dwarfs serving champagne, a man dressed as a cardinal carrying a copy of the Kama Sutra sex book, and a stripper dancing to God Save The Queen. Pippa told a journalist: “I’m here to enjoy myself.”
Doesn't that sound like some party? It sounds like one of the clubs Bill hader describes in his Stefon routines on SNL's Weekend Update: "This club has EVERYTHING!: dwarfs serving champagne, a man dressed as a cardinal carrying a copy of the Kama Sutra, a stripper dancing to 'God Save the Queen'..."
|by Anonymous||reply 159||04/17/2012|
What's so great about this Pippa bimbo? You would swear SHE was the princess.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||04/17/2012|
Her pussy probably smells like cigarettes, gin, Coco Mademoiselle, and regret.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||04/17/2012|
I would've LOVED that party!
A male stripper, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||04/17/2012|