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Pippa Middleton is a Scene Stealing Bitch

Kate made a big mistake making this little piece her lady in waiting. She probably screwed Harry in the downstairs lavatory at the reception and has her eyes on William's willy. You in danger, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 16204/17/2012

Well, DUH? It's all about WINNING!

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2011

Yes, what was UP with ALSO wearing a white dress, PIPPA? It's called "not done," a concept perhaps the nouveau-riche do not know.

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2011

Pippa Middleton looks like Joaquin Phoenix's sister, Rain Phoenix.

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2011

I thought Pippa looked hot in that gown. But the color choice, why??

by Anonymousreply 404/29/2011

She wore white so that she receded into the background when she held the bride's train. They were designed together.

by Anonymousreply 504/29/2011

Why the color choice? Because the bride chose it, perhaps? Ya think?

by Anonymousreply 604/29/2011

Then The Duchess of Cambridge misjudges her sister.

by Anonymousreply 704/29/2011

Pippa broke the cardinal rule: She looked prettier than the bride.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Natalie Portman.

by Anonymousreply 804/29/2011

Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 904/29/2011

[quote] Kate made a big mistake making this little piece her lady in waiting%0D %0D Lady in waiting? She was a bridesmaid, fool.

by Anonymousreply 1004/29/2011

Actually, she was Maid of Honor.

by Anonymousreply 1104/29/2011

R10, get a grip. Pippa is officially Kate's lady-in-waiting.

by Anonymousreply 1204/29/2011

Great dress, but she looks 40. One day to many in the tanning bed.

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2011

I think this makes Pippa out new hero then, doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2011

No R14, because she's ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2011

Pippa: We're sisters!

Kate: And therefore born to be rivals.

by Anonymousreply 1604/29/2011

Eh, I don't think she stole anything even though she is also pretty and looked great. Kate was stunning and the bride everyone in England was paying attention to her.

by Anonymousreply 1704/29/2011

If I were able to screw Harry in the lavatory, the last thing I would be thinking about is fugly William's willy.

And something tells me that Kate decided on the color of Pippa's dress, genius.

by Anonymousreply 1804/29/2011

If anyone stole the show, it was the Sisters York with their own special brand of freak show.

by Anonymousreply 1904/29/2011

I bet Pippa has flashed her thong to every male member of the royal family.

by Anonymousreply 2004/29/2011

Prince Philip thinks she's a pip.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2011

She's got a great figure.

by Anonymousreply 2204/29/2011

Have you people been eating brain tumors? Pippa is FUG compared with Kate. Pippa looks older than she is and it will be her downfall.

by Anonymousreply 2304/29/2011

It's English tradition the brides party wears white.

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2011

[R23] has Jan Brady syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2011

r23, I don't think Pippa looks ugly, but you and I do seem to agree that she looks in her 40s.%0D %0D Tanning bed for 10 years I bet.

by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2011

I agree with R23. Pippa looked good, but Kate is about 100x better looking.

by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2011

don't get the pippa love. kate was divine.

by Anonymousreply 2804/29/2011

"For the love of God, somebody please shit in my mouth!"

by Anonymousreply 2904/29/2011

Pippa and Kate both looked great. %0D %0D It's the Fuggo Fergie spawns, actual princesses, that looked like a joke while both commoner Middleton girls looked regal and sophisticated yet beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3004/29/2011

Kate looked elegant but Pippa looked sexy. The dress drew attention to her gorgeous figure.

by Anonymousreply 3104/29/2011

Don't hate bitches. I've already had Harry twice today. His cum tastes like vanilla frosting. Jellus? Thought so!

by Anonymousreply 3204/29/2011

I'm also watching it on BBC America. OMG, the choir. MARY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3304/29/2011

Harry MUST have a HUGE DICK!

by Anonymousreply 3404/29/2011

I would've thought strawberry frosting.

by Anonymousreply 3504/29/2011

That white dress she wore to the wedding was definitely more appropriate for that setting, even if white-colored, than her teal green David's Bridal prom dress evening gown for the reception.

by Anonymousreply 3604/29/2011

[quote]It's the Fuggo Fergie spawns, actual princesses, that looked like a joke while both commoner Middleton girls looked regal and sophisticated yet beautiful.

They looked like the evil stepsisters from Cinderella. Absolutely terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 3704/29/2011

She's still got a smokin' bod, though, R36. Yowza.

by Anonymousreply 3804/29/2011

I have to agree about her tan. I mean she's not Somers Farkas, but she has to take it easy with that stuff.

by Anonymousreply 3904/29/2011

Pippa is smoking hot!%0D %0D At least from the back.

by Anonymousreply 4004/29/2011

I'll take a Pippa-Harry sandwich, please.

by Anonymousreply 4104/29/2011

Harry and Pippa are the fun, trouble making siblings.

by Anonymousreply 4204/29/2011

I'd love to eat out Pippa's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 4304/29/2011

"The sisters York" that beige hat should have its own Facebook. Whoops. It does!

by Anonymousreply 4504/29/2011

Chelsey Davy is going to have to cut a bitch! Pippa better watch out!

by Anonymousreply 4604/29/2011

Aren't we going to discuss which pageboy looked prettier?

by Anonymousreply 4704/29/2011

Earl Spencer's daughters look stripperish, but still pretty for the most part.%0D %0D Why is Beatrice so unfortunate? I mean Eugenie is just a little chubby is all really.

by Anonymousreply 4804/29/2011

I'd try some of that English muffin, too, r43.

by Anonymousreply 4904/29/2011

Pippa may have a nice body but her face ain't cute.

by Anonymousreply 5004/29/2011

Are the Spencer girls triplets? They look like something out of Stepford Wives - the teen years,

by Anonymousreply 5104/29/2011

I had never seen Pippa before and I thought she looked prettier and fresher than Kate.

by Anonymousreply 5204/29/2011

Two of the girls are twins, and the other one is a bit older. Wasn't their mother the South African drug addict?

by Anonymousreply 5304/29/2011

Pippa is to Kate as Fergie was to Di.

by Anonymousreply 5404/29/2011

Didn't someone post about the color earlier? Maybe not that unusual in England?

by Anonymousreply 5504/29/2011

Poor Chelsy didn't fare as well.

by Anonymousreply 5604/30/2011

Pippa is lovely! she is not even close to being like Fergie. Please. The Middletons are solid people.Brotherman is a wild ass, sort of, but even he's trying to stay sober.%0D %0D Both those girls were well brought up. Fergie was always trashy and Andrew was always attracted to trash. He dated a porn star before marrying Fergie. Koo Stark?%0D %0D I think Harry has issues. He is very coarse and he is into that survivalist trianing and loves combat. Everyone talks about how hot he is, but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.

by Anonymousreply 5704/30/2011

Chelsy looks trashy. Pippa is classy.

by Anonymousreply 5804/30/2011

"Great dress, but she looks 40."%0D %0D I think that both Kate and Pippa look many years older than they actually are - the kind of ageing that you often see in female tennis players.

by Anonymousreply 5904/30/2011

I think they made it work today, considering she was just carrying the trane i think the white was ok. I wouldn't doubt she was fucking Harry, she does look short and trashy like should could be from Birmingham Alabama instead of Birmingham England.%0D %0D This wedding made "here comes the bride" seem incredibly tacky to use.

by Anonymousreply 6004/30/2011

[quote]I think Harry has issues. He is very coarse and he is into that survivalist trianing and loves combat. Everyone talks about how hot he is, but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.%0D %0D Why are there so many fantasists on here? %0D %0D claim = 'I think Harry has issues' %0D %0D reality = 'I have issues, but it's more fun to say 'Harry has issues'.%0D %0D claim = 'but he is really not as attractive personality-wise as you may think.'%0D %0D reality = 'I have no clue what I'm saying because I don't know this person but I'll make out I do. That'll fool them!'.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6104/30/2011

[quote] I wouldn't doubt she was fucking Harry,%0D %0D And thus mere conjecture enters into the annals of 'fact'. %0D %0D Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 6204/30/2011

She's over tanned and has an unfortunately thick stripe of powdered blush emblazoned across her cheeks. Are we sure she's not a background extra from "Dynasty"?

by Anonymousreply 6304/30/2011

R53, I'm pretty sure the mother of the Spencer girls was Earl Spencer's first wife Victoria, who struggled with an eating disorder and depression.

by Anonymousreply 6404/30/2011

Where'd Pippa get that ass? She's a hot mama.

by Anonymousreply 6504/30/2011

Agree, Pippa is very hot, despite the fact that she seems to have tanned her youth away.

by Anonymousreply 6604/30/2011

Pippa looke great except for the fake tan and the saggy boobs.

by Anonymousreply 6704/30/2011

For fuck's sake, unclutch r61/62. It's not that serious.

by Anonymousreply 6804/30/2011

Anyone else read the articles today about Pippa was not amused at all by Harry.%0D %0D I bet they hooked up and he dumped her ass within the last year.

by Anonymousreply 6904/30/2011

IDK. I think she appreciated having some of the scrutiny pealed off of her for the day.%0D %0D The intense focus would have been bad enough, but being able to have her sister and her mother there to pull some focus would appear to be something of a breather.%0D %0D Besides that, Kate now needs to appear more royal, steady, and staid and she need to put some distance between her new role and her previous obvious sexiness. What better way than to have her sister step up as the "Princess Margaret" : )

by Anonymousreply 7004/30/2011

Did anyone see the Kathy Griffin's wedding coverage/roast? It's re-running a lot on the TVG channel. Very, very funny per the usual Griffin + Team fashion, and the one person who got unanimous props is Pippa.

by Anonymousreply 7104/30/2011

Shut it down! Pippa's dress is a copycat of a dress worn by Cameron Diaz at the Golden Globes.

by Anonymousreply 7204/30/2011

The dress looks better on Pippa and in white. I have to agree with whoever said "put me in a Pippa and Harry sandwich."

by Anonymousreply 7304/30/2011

[quote]For fuck's sake, unclutch [R61]/62. It's not that serious.%0D %0D How do you know? Why has that guy got the right to say what he wants where he wants but I haven't?%0D %0D In short: fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 7404/30/2011

R57, Harry has a look about him that is flat out scary. His eyes have that mean squint that some people get when they're full of inner turmoil/rage. He is undoubtedly handsome but that boy is twisted. Hey, it's much more common to have crazies in the royal family than it is to have normal, stable folks. Imagine having a crazy mother like Di (I liked her but the woman was most likely borderline) and then add in all the paparazzi attention, an emotionally distant family and whatever strange shit went on in that family. It would be hard to turn out normal in those circumstances. William had the advantage of being older and a little more mature when his mother died.

by Anonymousreply 7504/30/2011

Its hilarious reading the papers today here in the UK - every columnist has trashed Andrew's Princesses for their awful dresses and hats - and weight. They must be mortified ! %0D %0D Ditto Victoria Beckham with her frozen face and funeral attire, and the weird outfit of Tara-whatever. %0D %0D Wonderful though that it was safe for the happy couple to travel through the crowded streets in an open carriage, with all the security scares these days,%0D %0D and yes, Pippa gets all the attention. How soon before she dumps her boyfriend and trades up ?%0D %0D Mrs Middleton scored bigtime too ... and no she didn't have to point out the nearest exit and toilet at the Abbey. Shouldn't be too long before more is revealed about the "flamboyant" son of 23 ...

by Anonymousreply 7604/30/2011

Kate was beautiful but Pippa was HOT. Chelsy is definitely more Harry's type - she can drink with the boys and is built like a brick house. And the girl has a PHD.%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7704/30/2011

[quote]Why has that guy got the right to say what he wants...%0D %0D According to you, he doesn't.%0D %0D Take a Midol, bitch.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7904/30/2011

r77, Chelsy doesn't have a PhD. But she is slutty enough for a party-boy like Harry.

by Anonymousreply 8104/30/2011

They called Chelsy a 'lawyer' in the commentary.%0D %0D Does she have a law degree?%0D %0D Prince Harry never even attended a university.%0D %0D He does not have a university degree.%0D %0D He went to a military academy at Sandhurst after finishing high school.

by Anonymousreply 8204/30/2011

Chelsy is probably a nice gal.. but she always looks messy.

by Anonymousreply 8304/30/2011

Did anyone see Pippa's emerald green gown for the evening reception? DAMN hot. I'll try to dig up the pic.

by Anonymousreply 8404/30/2011

Chelsy = haggard

by Anonymousreply 8504/30/2011

" As of July 2009, Davy has completed her accelerated LLB course at Leeds University. "

by Anonymousreply 8605/01/2011

An LLB is very similar to a JD - it's just available at undergrad level in England unlike other countries where law is taken at graduate level. Although, Chelsy took the post-graduate accelerated version.

by Anonymousreply 8705/01/2011

Damn r85 that pix defines rode hard and put away wet.

by Anonymousreply 8805/01/2011

Pippa's boyfriend, Alex Loudon, is gorgeous. A former athlete & now a banker. I think he's also a friend of Harry's.%0D %0D She'll be up to her eyeballs in "royalty" with her sister as the fucking Queen of England. That will plenty. But as for men she'd be trading down with Harry.

by Anonymousreply 8905/01/2011

Chelsy looks rough and used, Harry likes that but won't be permitted to marry her. Fergie's youngest, Eugenie, is very pretty but just needs to lose 30 pounds. Her sister Beatrice, on the other hand ...

by Anonymousreply 9005/01/2011

r89 It's going to be quiet a while before William is King and Kate is Queen.QE2 has to die, then Charles becomes King, Charles dies, William becomes King. Elizabeth's mother lived to be over 100, Phillip is 90, so Charles has a good shot at a long life. William might be King by the time he is 50.

by Anonymousreply 9105/01/2011

Thinking about it today, I think the Middleton's remind me of the Boleyn family in The Other Boleyn Girl.%0D %0D Serious older girl. Flirty party girl. Gay brother. All upstarts.

by Anonymousreply 9205/01/2011

r91. it's QUITE.

also, charles is smart enough to know he should pass it directly to William soon after his mother's death.

William and Kate are this family's only hope. ANd they have done beautifully thus far...

by Anonymousreply 9305/01/2011

I don't understand why Kate would become a Queen if Prince Phillip is not a King. Will Camilla become a Queen as well?

by Anonymousreply 9405/01/2011

Chelsy is what folks of another generation termed coarse and common i.e. trailer park trash.

by Anonymousreply 9505/01/2011

Chelsy looks like a debauched Tim Curry there, r85!

by Anonymousreply 9605/01/2011

Because, r94, no-one is allowed to out-rank the monarch. The current monarch is a Queen. Hence, her husband cannot be given a title that would out-rank hers, as "King" would.

E.g., Queen Victoria/Prince Albert.

And because "King" is the highest rank, his wife can legally be given the lower rank of "Queen."

E.g., King George V/Queen Mary.

by Anonymousreply 9705/01/2011

Thanks for the info, R97

by Anonymousreply 9805/01/2011

Here it is, R84.

by Anonymousreply 9905/01/2011

Pippa is Kate's younger sister, but looks older than Kate -- and Kate looks 10 years older than her real age.

by Anonymousreply 10005/01/2011

Exactly, R100. And Carole Middleton looks 10 years younger, so they all look like they're sisters in their 40s.

by Anonymousreply 10105/01/2011

Pips is a homely girl, and close-ups just prove that more. The brother is fug as well. The Duchess got all the looks in that family, and she is borderline pretty/haggard and a bigger potato nose is in her future.%0D %0D Oh, what was with all the pale washed out 1980's outfits the female guests were wearing? Is monchromatic dressing a royal thing?%0D

by Anonymousreply 10205/01/2011

To those who claim white is "usual in Britain for a MOH": According to the Daily Mail, "The sensational fluid white column made by Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen was an unusual choice both for its bridal colour and its curve-enhancing cling."

by Anonymousreply 10305/01/2011

I've heard mention that Davy is Great Britain's answer to Paris Hilton so take it for what it is worth. A LLD will not improve her chances of becoming marriage material.

by Anonymousreply 10405/01/2011

[quote]Pippa is Kate's younger sister, but looks older than Kate -- and Kate looks 10 years older than her real age.%0D %0D %0D A lot of British women look older than they really are. Too much smoking/boozing?

by Anonymousreply 10505/01/2011

I just saw pics of the after party and Beatrice and Eugenie look so much better. Why did they pick the awful outfits for the wedding? %0D %0D Pippa probably rolls her eyes at Harry, he is coarse and immature but being royalty means most people kiss his ass.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 10605/01/2011

R106, Pippa is a well-known starfucker. She's willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the royals' good graces, so she eats up the shit Harry says with a spoon. She's even gone out of her way to ingratiate herself with Chelsy Davy (a woman Kate despises).

by Anonymousreply 10705/01/2011

Chelsea and Pippa are friends from the party circuit in London. Have know each other for several years.%0D %0D Far from being a Paris Hilton, Chelsea is a solicitor, yes, a lawyer. She has recently secured a position with a prestigeous London law firm. %0D %0D She comes from a wealthy South African family, and she hates the strictures and the ridiculous standards and the scrutiny the Royals adhere to. %0D %0D She has said repeatedly and publically that she would absolutely never consider that lifestyle and would never marry Harry. She hates the pretensions and the crap that comes with the territory. %0D %0D Pippa is about to become engaged to her retired Rugby player, who's very hot, and a successful investment banker. %0D %0D Gossip is speculation rooted in fact. Some of the garbage on DL is not even close to gossip; it's crap some people pull out of their asses.%0D %0D %0D Some people inhabit this parallel universe where their fantasies get projected as if they were real. I love gossip. I find some of the nonsense I read here very disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 10805/01/2011

All of the Middleton women look dry and brittle.

by Anonymousreply 10905/01/2011

Looking at the wedding pictures, what's with the rash of perching on the side of the head fascinators? It's making me dizzy.

by Anonymousreply 11005/01/2011

I like Chelsy, she has balls.%0D %0D [quote]Pippa is about to become engaged to her retired Rugby player, who's very hot, and a successful investment banker. %0D %0D this post is useless without pictures :)%0D

by Anonymousreply 11105/01/2011

why do Chelsey and Kate hate each other?

by Anonymousreply 11205/01/2011

Chelsy and Kate don't hate each other. Kate merely looks down on Chelsy because chasing a title has rendered her incapable of independent thought (William also looks down on Chelsy). Kate's also a boring drip who feels threatened by people more interesting than her...which is funny since her sister upstaged the poor girl at her own wedding!

I guess Kate didn't get the memo: Once you leave university, being pretty is no longer enough.

by Anonymousreply 11305/01/2011

It got her the future King of England.%0D %0D but I do agree, they are both dull.

by Anonymousreply 11405/01/2011

Pippa's boyfriend is an ex-cricketer who went to school with William at Eton and she's only been seeing him since December. I'm sure she'l move on and up in short measure.

by Anonymousreply 11505/03/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 11605/03/2011

Told you so. This little minx won't stop until she's the next Oprah. Watch out Wills! Pippa, not Kate, is the next Diana.%0D %0D "SHE has uttered barely a word in public and given precisely one interview, in which she divulged that a party she had organized had an Ibiza theme and %E2%80%9Creally good music.%E2%80%9D Yet the moment she appeared in her slinky Alexander McQueen bridesmaid%E2%80%99s sheath at the royal wedding last month, Pippa Middleton, the bride%E2%80%99s little sister, became a global phenomenon. %0D %0D Hers was the rear that launched a thousand blogs. %E2%80%9CPip Pippa Hooray!%E2%80%9D wrote the Daily Star. %E2%80%9CHer Royal Hotness,%E2%80%9D the Daily Mail christened her. Swooning Twitter users from both sides of the Atlantic made her a trending topic. Someone started a Facebook group devoted to appreciating the Pippa posterior (it now has more than 160,000 members). %0D %0D Not since Elizabeth Hurley stepped out with Hugh Grant at the premiere of %E2%80%9CFour Weddings and a Funeral%E2%80%9D in 1994, wearing a dress held together by a prayer and some safety pins, has a single garment achieved so much for someone supposedly playing a supporting role in someone else%E2%80%99s big moment. %0D %0D And now the world wants to hear about Pippa. How old is she? (27). Is she unattached? (No, she has a boyfriend, Alex Loudon, a hunky Old Etonian businessman.) So she%E2%80%99s totally unavailable? (Unclear; she is not engaged, as far as anyone knows.) Does that mean that she got together with Prince Harry during the reception? (No.) %0D %0D The attention of the restless, hungry British news media has already shifted. Kate Middleton, now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is being demoted by the tabloids from Hot Engaged Babe to Married Woman Who We Wonder if She Is Pregnant. Meanwhile, Pippa gets the saucier role: Foxy Unmarried Woman Who We Wonder Who She Is Sleeping With. %0D %0D For now at least, everything she wears, every place she goes, every man she dates will be scrutinized every which way by hordes of eager celebrity watchers. %0D %0D %E2%80%9CEvery magazine in the Western world now wants her on the cover,%E2%80%9D said Kate Reardon, editor of the society magazine Tatler. %E2%80%9CShe will be having job offers hurled at her. How she exploits these opportunities is going to be very much up to her. There are many people in her situation who, within weeks, would be falling out of nightclubs and hanging out with celebrities, and getting a huge head about all this.%E2%80%9D %0D %0D Judging from past behavior, it seems unlikely that Pippa will become overly celebritized. She has been in the public eye ever since her sister began dating Prince William, but has maintained a silence that would impress the Sphinx. %0D %0D Extremely slender, smiley and perma-tanned, Pippa has often been spotted out and about wearing form-fitting jersey dresses, her hair glossy. She likes a good party and a hot new nightclub and has been a persistent paparazzi favorite. %0D %0D But like her sister, she has somehow always managed in photographs to exude a kind of serene delight, creating the impression that whatever she is doing, it is harmless, expensive, exclusive fun. Even a photo that leaked this week, showing her dancing in a bra and skirt with a man wearing only his boxer shorts, seems tame in comparison to past royal-family indiscretions. (Remember Harry in that swastika armband?) %0D %0D Pippa, real name Philippa, is the second of the three Middleton children (the youngest, James, was the one who read from the Bible in such ponderous Pinterian tones during the wedding service). She grew up in Berkshire and, like her sister, went to Marlborough College, a boarding school in Wiltshire. %0D %0D She attended the University of Edinburgh (her sister went to the University of St. Andrews), where she studied English literature and, according to the British newspapers, found boyfriends from among a large pool of well-heeled schoolmates."

by Anonymousreply 11705/10/2011

I must admit that Pippa was EXTREMELY eye-catching as the MOH - I was fascinated by her as soon as she showed up in THAT dress, plus she seemed very confident and cool as she did her MOH duties in front of billions. I was watching her more than Kate the bride.

by Anonymousreply 11805/11/2011

Work Pippa!

by Anonymousreply 11905/11/2011

PIPPA is on the cover of People Magazine.

by Anonymousreply 12005/18/2011

Pippa will be to Queen Kate what Princess Margaret was to Her Majesty Liz. %0D %0D Andrew Morton has also decided to share his worldly wisdom:

by Anonymousreply 12105/18/2011

r105, the British diet is terrible.

by Anonymousreply 12205/18/2011

Pippa is dating the son of a duke. They were on holiday in Spain together. The Middletons will be like modern day Bennetts. Two daughters married into the highest echelons of British Aristocracy.

by Anonymousreply 12305/18/2011

I'm sorry, but how is Pippa Middleton even considered remotely attractive? She looks like a troll who recently discovered bronzer.

by Anonymousreply 12405/18/2011

While watching the royal couple exchange vows, I kept thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is the orange bitch in the white dress?"

I had no idea it was Pippa.

She didn't look like anything special. She just looked like an orange bitch in a white dress.

by Anonymousreply 12505/18/2011

[quote]While watching the royal couple exchange vows, I kept thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is the orange bitch in the white dress?"

Everyone's fawning over her backside, not her front.

by Anonymousreply 12605/18/2011

R126 = thread killer

by Anonymousreply 12705/18/2011

How am I a thread killer?!

by Anonymousreply 12805/18/2011

%0D You really couldnt see her ass in that white dress.

by Anonymousreply 12905/18/2011

I don't think that Pippa is all that either. Her eyes are squinty.

by Anonymousreply 13005/18/2011

I must know the secrets to Pippa's foundation garments! Full body Spanx? Don't tell me nothing, I know she's a child, but not for the Abbey nor worldwide TV. Also, not a seam or ripple of any undergarment visible. Built into the dress?

by Anonymousreply 13105/18/2011

The Spencer girls are ravishing and they know it, especially the eldest. Beautiful, rich, and well placed. Who are they attached to?

How does their mom look now? She was pretty on her 1989 wedding day.. just classically gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 13205/18/2011

The Spencer Girls.

by Anonymousreply 13305/18/2011

The Spencer girls are one implant away from being porn stars. Trash.

by Anonymousreply 13405/18/2011

r129, millions of straight guys would disagree.

by Anonymousreply 13505/19/2011

Pippa's pretty all right...pretty fugly. Really, England? Is that the best you have to offer?

by Anonymousreply 13605/19/2011

Anyone who think Pippa is 'fugly' is clearly deranged and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 13705/19/2011

Pippa is a cutie. That said, there is something way off on her face. The extra-pug-like skin around the eyes...

by Anonymousreply 13805/19/2011

R137, I want you to look at this picture and re-think you're snide little comment.

The bloom is off that English rose, so don't even try it.

by Anonymousreply 13905/19/2011

She looks very cute and very pretty in the photo at R139.%0D %0D She is a good-looking woman and very appealing.%0D %0D Very nice body too.

by Anonymousreply 14005/19/2011

r139 - Not a stunner, but nice enough looking.

r140 - No need to be deranged about it.

by Anonymousreply 14105/19/2011

The little vixen getting a free ride at the French Open. This little minx will ride her sister's fame all the way to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 14206/01/2011

Are Michael and Carole Middleton proud of the fucking monsters they created? Pippa doesn't even have a job, yet she lives in a million pound apartment paid for by mummy and daddy. They also seem to subsidize her jet setting, regardless of the freebies she laps up like a fucking beggar. Meanwhile, it took a lot of money to make their oldest daughter a duchess, and their only son is a wastrel who doesn't do SHIT.

What a bunch of lowlifes.

by Anonymousreply 14306/01/2011

Of course Carole Middleton is proud. She's just nouveau riche trash who's probably bitter that she never had a chance to fuck her way into the royal family.

by Anonymousreply 14406/01/2011

She didn't pick the colour. The dresses were designed together, and I don't remember caring what the sister looked. It was "Get out of the way so I can see the bride."

by Anonymousreply 14506/07/2011

Pippa and Harry have met up for afternoon tea. I'm betting quite a bit of crumpet was involved.

by Anonymousreply 14606/07/2011

Damn, England hasn't seen such ambitious social climbing whores since the cloying Boylen sisters. Hopefully THIS Henry exercises better judgment.

by Anonymousreply 14706/07/2011

Butterick release their pattern of the Pippa dress - complete with model emulating faux demure-but-flattering pose and gaze.

Have at it, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 14810/12/2011

Pippa middleton is THE BITCH OF THE MOMENT Quote Unquote

by Anonymousreply 14902/03/2012

i dont like her, she looks kinda deceiving. She badly need attention eh? What a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 15004/16/2012

Spending too much time with French Eurotrash could land you in trouble with the police.

by Anonymousreply 15104/16/2012

The photos weren't available this morning. Why drive around in a convertible when the paparazzi are in your face?

I thought she was dating some cute British investment banker.

by Anonymousreply 15204/16/2012

She needs to re-think the eyeliner.

by Anonymousreply 15304/16/2012

Pippa, real name Philippa

what a hideous name and a stupid nickname

by Anonymousreply 15404/16/2012

Kate and pippa's brother knocked up some chick and has a child. The press don't mention it

by Anonymousreply 15504/16/2012

r155 - I thought the brother was gay.

by Anonymousreply 15604/17/2012

[quote]since the cloying Boylen sisters.

Ah, the lovely Boylen Sisters!

Doot doota loot-doot

Doot doota loot-doot

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot...

by Anonymousreply 15704/17/2012

She looks like a 56 year old divorced barfly.

by Anonymousreply 15804/17/2012

So The Sun revealed details about what Pippa was doing in Paris before the pistol incident:

[quote]Hours before the car ride, the royal bridesmaid had been at a decadent fancy dress party — where she was seen SNOGGING a French hunk called Antoine De Tavernost.

[quote]The bash featured dwarfs serving champagne, a man dressed as a cardinal carrying a copy of the Kama Sutra sex book, and a stripper dancing to God Save The Queen. Pippa told a journalist: “I’m here to enjoy myself.”

Doesn't that sound like some party? It sounds like one of the clubs Bill hader describes in his Stefon routines on SNL's Weekend Update: "This club has EVERYTHING!: dwarfs serving champagne, a man dressed as a cardinal carrying a copy of the Kama Sutra, a stripper dancing to 'God Save the Queen'..."

by Anonymousreply 15904/17/2012

What's so great about this Pippa bimbo? You would swear SHE was the princess.

by Anonymousreply 16004/17/2012

Her pussy probably smells like cigarettes, gin, Coco Mademoiselle, and regret.

by Anonymousreply 16104/17/2012

I would've LOVED that party!

A male stripper, right?

by Anonymousreply 16204/17/2012
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