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Which celebrities have unusual bodies or features?

I'll start with the obvious Reese Witherspoon witch chin and McBongo's T-Rex arms.

by Anonymousreply 26601/06/2015

The blonde cylon, Tricia Helfer, from Battlestar has webbed toes and is an advocate for people with webbed toes being cool with their deformities. I always thought that was kinda awesome.

Quote: We also heard you have webbed toes. "I do! I'd mentioned it before and then had all these doctors hounding my agents offering to fix them. But I don't want them fixed. I like my toes! It's just the second and third toe, not the whole foot."

by Anonymousreply 904/26/2011

r8's description fits Cameron Diaz as well.

by Anonymousreply 1004/26/2011

Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes as well.

by Anonymousreply 1104/26/2011

Rumer Willis - THE CHIN Kelly Osbourne - OINK OINK

by Anonymousreply 1204/27/2011

Chris Meloni's football shaped head

by Anonymousreply 1404/27/2011

Marty Feldman's bulging eyes. Bob Hope and Carol Burnett chins. Streisand nose and crossed eyes. Willem Defoe teeth. Lauren Hutten teeth.

by Anonymousreply 1504/27/2011

Julia Roberts' mouth. Barack Obama's ears. Sarah Jessica Parker horseface.

by Anonymousreply 1604/27/2011

David Bowie and Kate Bosworth's eyes don't match (Bowie has one permanently dilated pupil - Bosworth's are separate colors) Martha Raye's mouth (anybody remember her?) Fred Astaire's skinny face w/pointy chin and doe eyes. Jim Nabors weird assymetrical face (or weird mouth?)

by Anonymousreply 1704/27/2011

Jay Leno's enormous chin.

by Anonymousreply 2004/27/2011

Lindsay Lohan's bellybutton is weirdly high up.

by Anonymousreply 2104/27/2011

Elijah Wood's creepy big blue eyes and little chicklet teeth with the gap in front%0D %0D W.C. Fields and Karl Malden had bulbous noses.

by Anonymousreply 2204/27/2011

Tom Cruise's odd torso - very wide and chestless.

by Anonymousreply 2304/27/2011

Sherri Sheperd from the neck down.

by Anonymousreply 2404/27/2011

Don't you mean stomachless?

by Anonymousreply 2504/27/2011

r22... large blue eyes are "creepy?

who programmed you?

by Anonymousreply 2604/27/2011

Angelina Jolie. Chicken legs, no ass, funny head.

by Anonymousreply 2704/27/2011

Don't know about Karl Malden, but WC Fields had a classic drinker's strawberry nose. Acquired, rather than congenital.

by Anonymousreply 2804/27/2011

Gabourey Sidibe. Not one feature, more like the whole enchilada.

by Anonymousreply 3004/27/2011

Susan Sarandon's bug eyes%0D %0D Steve Buscemi's bug eyes and pointy teeth

by Anonymousreply 3104/27/2011

For R26

by Anonymousreply 3204/27/2011

I tend to pay attention to hands.%0D %0D Vince Vaughn has what looks like a club thumb on one hand. %0D %0D Sam Rockwell has crooked fingers on one hand - his middle and ring finger are very oddly jointed. %0D %0D And I think Jeremy Renner has very odd looking hands, but I can't really specify what seem unusual about them. His fingers are all thick, his fingertips look like pads, and his joints look arthritic.

by Anonymousreply 3304/27/2011

Jamie Curtis owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 3504/27/2011

Scroll through this link from the 'Prince William's life in pictures' thread. His horrible nose is revealed in the last few pictures:

by Anonymousreply 3604/27/2011

Bradley Cooper's wonkyface.

by Anonymousreply 3704/27/2011

Anne Hathaway's mismatched facial features.%0D %0D She looks great from a distance or a side-view.%0D %0D Amanday Seyfried's hyperthyroid, bulging eyes and knock-knees.

by Anonymousreply 3804/27/2011

Chandler Bing is missing a fingertip

by Anonymousreply 4004/27/2011

Jack Nicholson has a really crooked pinky finger, like it was broken at one point and didn't heal properly.

by Anonymousreply 4104/27/2011

Well he did take a nasty fall into a vat of acid.

by Anonymousreply 4204/27/2011

Channing Tatum's ears stick out. Ditto Will Smith.%0D %0D I always thought Patrick Swayze had tard face.%0D (May he R.I.P.)%0D %0D Kirsten Dunst has a snaggle tooth.%0D %0D Meryl Streep has a crooked nose.%0D %0D Madonna has a gap between her teeth.%0D %0D Helen Hunt has a huge forhead.%0D %0D Keira Knightly is flat as a board%0D %0D Robin Williams is hairier than Sasquatch.%0D %0D Tom Cruise's teeth are off kilter.%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4304/27/2011

R43, Meryl has a big secret. So does Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 4404/27/2011

Donald Trump's turkey neck and birdie lips, of course his hair.

by Anonymousreply 4504/27/2011

Joaquin Phoenix - his whole body

by Anonymousreply 4704/27/2011

Doesn't Sharon Stone have a weird extra toe or something?

by Anonymousreply 4804/27/2011

Mark Wahlberg and his third nipple.

by Anonymousreply 4904/27/2011

[quote]Megan Fox and her weird thumbs%0D %0D Oh my gosh, yes! She has the most bizarre redneck-ish thumbs.

by Anonymousreply 5004/27/2011

Milton Berle's legendary enormous penis.

by Anonymousreply 5104/27/2011

Shannen Doherty's lopsided face - her right eye is lower than her left.

by Anonymousreply 5204/27/2011

R13, if Ida Lupino had no lower teeth, it explains her becoming popular in her day.

by Anonymousreply 5304/27/2011

Levi Johnston's disappointingly flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 5404/27/2011

[quote]Lindsay Lohan's bellybutton is weirdly high up.

So does Dolph Lundgren.

by Anonymousreply 5504/27/2011

Minnie Driver's enormous cube-shaped head.

by Anonymousreply 5604/27/2011

[quote]Renee Zellweger, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, all members of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.

At least they *have* eyes!

by Anonymousreply 5704/28/2011

Paris Hilton's wonk eye

by Anonymousreply 5804/28/2011

Paris Hilton's wonk eye

by Anonymousreply 5904/28/2011

Magaret Cho very short pinky fingers own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6004/28/2011

anthony recker's crazily huge ass

by Anonymousreply 6104/28/2011

What's unusual about Anthony Recker's ass, R61?

by Anonymousreply 6204/28/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 6304/28/2011

So what's unusual about Recker's ass?

by Anonymousreply 6404/28/2011

Doesn't Paris Hilton have a sixth toe on one of her feet? Sorry, can't be bothered to look it up, but I'm sure I saw a photo on D Listed or the like a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 6504/28/2011

Kim Kardashians huge ass

Tom Cruise's womanly hips and sloping shoulders. He is shaped like a woman and looks like a middle-aged lesbian.

Dina Lohan's tiny nose and over-lifted eyebrows.

Britney Spears' thick neck.

Posh Beckham's piggy nose.

Natalie Portman's huge, square gummy smile. She shows all of her teeth whenever she smiles or laughs.

Barbara Hershey's melting face.

Christopher Walken's eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6604/28/2011

David Bowie's one blue eye, one green eye. Kate Bosworth's eyes, one of her blue eyes has a huge brown spot.

by Anonymousreply 6704/28/2011

David Arquette's calves

by Anonymousreply 6804/28/2011

Robert Pattinson's flat face and crooked nose.

by Anonymousreply 6904/28/2011

Diane Lane is another one with different colored eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7004/28/2011

Katie Holmes' thick, tree-trunk legs and cankles. The rest of her is skinny until you get to the legs.

by Anonymousreply 7104/28/2011

Mila Kunis also has different colored eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7204/28/2011

R65 , not sure about a 6th toe, but her feet are huge, like she could use canoes as shoes.

by Anonymousreply 7404/29/2011

Owen Wilson's nose.%0D %0D Jennifer Gardner's pinky toe.

by Anonymousreply 7504/29/2011

Donna, Michele, and Joan all look like whores.

by Anonymousreply 7604/30/2011

[quote]Renee Zellweger, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, all members of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.

Richard Gere is the president of the Squinty-Eyed Hollywood Elite.

by Anonymousreply 7704/30/2011

Angelina Jolie's freakishly long limbs

Brad Pitt's large nostrils and back in the 90's he used to have bad acne scars...

by Anonymousreply 7805/01/2011

Tom Yorke(singer of Radiohead) was born with his eyes fixed shut. He had 6 operation before he was 6.

by Anonymousreply 7905/01/2011

Maybe it's just me but Ben Stiller seems to have an oddly shaped body, just like his dad, Jerry. I can't quite put my finger on it...arms too long, trunk too long, legs to short...???

by Anonymousreply 8005/01/2011

Mas

by Anonymousreply 8105/01/2011

Up

by Anonymousreply 8205/03/2011

chris meloni's big ass

by Anonymousreply 8305/07/2011

Adrien Brody's nose has its own ZIPcode.

by Anonymousreply 8405/08/2011

Kely Ripa's anorexic boy body.

by Anonymousreply 8505/08/2011

For some reason, this thread is really creeping me out. I'm seeing all of these celebrities in my minds eye with their deformities advancing on me in a crowd. To do what, I don't know, but I'm skeeeered!

by Anonymousreply 8605/08/2011

I don't think it's creepy. DLers are very apt at finding flaws if not in themselves.

by Anonymousreply 8705/15/2011

Michelle Obama owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 8805/15/2011

Marion Cotillard has a prosthetic foot.

by Anonymousreply 8905/15/2011

Shannen Doherty's annoyingly uneven Picasso face. Gwyneth Paltrow's large feet and long, prawn-like toes. Matt Damon's block head and big-assed soup cooling lips. Baseball player Ryan Howard's pig snout of a nose.

by Anonymousreply 9005/15/2011

John Nettles' five nipples.

by Anonymousreply 9105/15/2011

What's so unusual about Anthony Recker's "crazily huge ass"?

by Anonymousreply 9206/03/2011

Howard Stern's trophy wife Beth Ostrosky has horrible posture, a boy's body, increasingly-squinty eyes, a big, Joker smile, and size 13 clompers.

by Anonymousreply 9306/03/2011

Up.

by Anonymousreply 9406/04/2011

I agree with the first post: Rumer JUGJAW Willis owns this thread.

And to think her granny mama and closeted dad keep shoving this talentless FUGSTAIN on the public's lap.

by Anonymousreply 9506/04/2011

Penelope Cruz features, bug poppy eyes with one lower than the other one and droppy, a wart in the left side of her nose and overal disproportionate features,no space between nose and huge mouth, looks like a cross between a duck and a boston terrier. And appart from that enormous dumbo ears and boxy torso.

by Anonymousreply 9607/06/2011

Sara Michelle Gellar's horrible eyebrows and pigsnout nose. Her brows go straight across and BEG to be plucked ever so slightly in the middle to give them an arch. And Gellar's nose is just unspeakable. Kate Middleton has the same brow problem. I'm not asking for stripper brows-- no one wants that! Just feminize them a bit.

by Anonymousreply 9707/06/2011

Marty Feldman's bulging eyes were due to a thyroid condition (Graves' Disease)%0D %0D I once saw a "before and after" pic of him - the difference was quite pronounced...

by Anonymousreply 9807/06/2011

up

by Anonymousreply 9909/06/2011

Dennis Rodman has even weirder ears than Will Smith.%0D %0D Giada DiLaurentiis has twice as many teeth as a normal person, and that square rictus-like smile shows every one of them.%0D %0D Minnie Driver is not a cube-head, she's a MELON HEAD.%0D %0D Julia Roberts has practically no space between her upper lip and her nose.

by Anonymousreply 10009/07/2011

Anyone got a pic of Meghan Fox's thumbs?

by Anonymousreply 10109/07/2011

Mama's mussy.

by Anonymousreply 10209/07/2011

I win

by Anonymousreply 10309/08/2011

Taylor Lautner's cave-man eyes and pig nose.

by Anonymousreply 10409/08/2011

While we can usually point to Reese Witherspoon's pointy chin for a thread like this, as of this afternoon she has a few dents in her thigh bone and elbow that suddenly appeared after meeting up with a car driven by a little old lady.

by Anonymousreply 10509/08/2011

Geena Davis has a mouth the size of Montana.

by Anonymousreply 10609/08/2011

"And I think Jeremy Renner has very odd looking hands, but I can't really specify what seem unusual about them. His fingers are all thick, his fingertips look like pads, and his joints look arthritic."

YES YES YES!!! He has alien fingers! Gross! Its all I could keep staring at while watching MI:Ghost Protocol

by Anonymousreply 10701/05/2012

Michael Kors' navel protrudes more than his most prominent erections.

by Anonymousreply 10801/05/2012

Cyclops

by Anonymousreply 10901/05/2012

A link to the Kors umbilicus, unaroused.

by Anonymousreply 11001/05/2012

Bono's left ear.

by Anonymousreply 11101/05/2012

Yuck R110. Isn't there some surgery to take care of that?

by Anonymousreply 11201/05/2012

Kors belly button looks like an alien appendage.

by Anonymousreply 11301/10/2012

Shannen Doherty's horrid Picasso face. One eye seems to be noticeably higher than the other; plus her jawline and bite are extremely uneven.

by Anonymousreply 11401/10/2012

Ewww r110, are we sure that isn't a parasitic twin?

by Anonymousreply 11501/10/2012

Tom Cruise's bizarre chest - it's always been very low on his body. It's just very strange to me. And please don't say it's age - his chest has been weird in every movie he's been shirtless in since he was a kid.

by Anonymousreply 11601/10/2012

No, R115; that's his navel. He MARRIED his parasitic twin.

by Anonymousreply 11701/10/2012

I agree with R116 about Tom Cruise's chest. I used to think he was sexy, but even then his chest seemed weird and low slung to me, along with his shoulders. I loved his ass and his cute face. Pity about the lunacy.

by Anonymousreply 11801/10/2012

Will Kor's belly button attack someone in an Aliens prequel?

by Anonymousreply 11901/10/2012

Jerry Stiller's lumpy belly, Patricia Heaton's perpetually shrugged shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 12005/11/2012

Isabel Sanford's long straight white girl like hair.

by Anonymousreply 12105/12/2012

What is the secret, [R44] , that Streep and Close have regarding their noses?

by Anonymousreply 12310/03/2012

Elizabeth Hurley's joker mouth. Joan Collins and Heather Mills have that same "English deformity" you can spot on a lot of the woman up there. Long space between bottom of nose and top lip. So horsey.

by Anonymousreply 12410/03/2012

Jennifer Aniston has short, stumpy legs and a long torso. So does her finance.

Ben Stiller's ears slung too low on skull.

Bar Rafaeli has odd long torso and no waist.

Kristen Stewart has odd jaw, chin and teeth.

Charlize Theron flat, wide feet.

Gwyneth Paltrow long toes and no ass.

Courtney Love, Kennedy-esque jowls, sloppy mouth

Kate Winslet, Englishy mouth deformity, apparent when smiling

by Anonymousreply 12510/03/2012

Ted Danson's Frankenstein heas,

by Anonymousreply 12610/03/2012

Elizabeth Taylor double row of eyelashes

by Anonymousreply 12710/03/2012

Harry Potter Radcliffe, Diana of Wales and Toby McGuire blue buggy eyes.

by Anonymousreply 12810/03/2012

Madonna, early days, weird bottom of nose to top lip ratio.

by Anonymousreply 12910/03/2012

Christie Turlington,big horse face, botched nose job.

Linda Evangelista, penis shaped nose

by Anonymousreply 13010/03/2012

Jay Z lack of eyebrow bone. Diddy big jaw and misaligned teeth

by Anonymousreply 13110/03/2012

Celine Dion, too long space between nose and flat top lip.

by Anonymousreply 13210/03/2012

Paul McCartney, slit like hole for mouth, round button eyes.

by Anonymousreply 13310/03/2012

Christina Ugulara, depressed naso-labial area. Ditto for one of the Kris Jenner girls. Looks like old lady with dentures removed, sunken in.

by Anonymousreply 13410/03/2012

Gwen Stefani, huge hulking jaw, severe underbite

Jerry Seinfeld, big jaw, underbite

by Anonymousreply 13510/03/2012

Sylvester Stallone, down tilted outer eye area

Bruce Willis, the big queen, huge jaw

by Anonymousreply 13610/03/2012

Charlize Theron (love her) but she has no cheekbone area to speak of.On profile, it goes straight down.

Angelina Jolie, big face, high forehead that has been somewhat surgically corrected with hairline realignment. See her early images. Freakishly long limbs, no waist and boxy hips.

by Anonymousreply 13710/03/2012

Robert Downey Jr., eyes too round and placed too far apart.

Julia Roberts, Kate (Goldie's daughter), misaligned ears.

Prince Charles, outer brow ridge squeezed too tight and slants downward, overly long teeth

by Anonymousreply 13810/03/2012

Jon Bon Jovi, flattened, smooth face like he's missing a chromosome.

by Anonymousreply 13910/03/2012

Derek Jeter, mumps jaw

by Anonymousreply 14010/03/2012

Jon Ham, small little mouth with no lips. Reminiscent of Fred Flinstone.

John Stamos, big nostrils on a piggy nose

by Anonymousreply 14110/03/2012

Nicole Kidman, overly prominent upper lid area below eyebrows, sit obtusely over the deep set eye.

Scarlett Johannsen, big mishappen jaw and sloppy mouth area

by Anonymousreply 14210/03/2012

John Stamos also has a belly button that looks like a growth.

by Anonymousreply 14310/03/2012

Bollywood hunk Hrithik Roshan has got six fingers on one hand. Google him for grotesque proof.

by Anonymousreply 14410/03/2012

I've never seen such detailed and minute nit picking on DL. Please do keep it up!

by Anonymousreply 14510/04/2012

Daniel Craig is Alfred E. Newman's sexier brother.

by Anonymousreply 14610/04/2012

Judy, Liza, Britney - very wide, puffy top of the nose bridge.

Fergie, Teresa Giudice, Nicki Minaj - extremely small forehead.

by Anonymousreply 14810/04/2012

Selma Blair's forehead!

by Anonymousreply 14910/04/2012

DL seemingly considers eyes a flaw in general, at the very least if you can find any word at all to describe them.

by Anonymousreply 15010/04/2012

OMG, yes, r147! Ann's jaw is MANLY!

by Anonymousreply 15110/04/2012

R147(or anyone else), any insights about Michelle Obama?

by Anonymousreply 15210/04/2012

Need we say anymore, R123?

by Anonymousreply 15310/04/2012

What about Michelle, r152? That she is callipygian>?

by Anonymousreply 15410/04/2012

Michelle Obama has an overhanging brow and "I Kill You" eyes. But her worst trait hasn't anything to do with her appearance, which she manages with flair and humor. It's the fact that she walks like a teamster, swinging her arms like Popeye and looking like she's heading to a bar.

Simon Cowell - baby bitch tits and Spanx-gut under the T-shirt with a too-short torso, bad eye job, and unconvincing "hair."

George Clooney - Big rickets-hips.

Mitt Romney - Crazy-beady eyes that are the window to his soullessness.

Sophia Loren - In the exact words of Marlon Brando, she had hair in her nose "thick, like asparagus."

Sigourney Weaver - "Gorillas in the Mist" face. She looks like she's wearing the makeup from "Planet of the Apes."

Melanie Griffith - Whatever the bad or good facial surgery she has, she has Rumer chin and an off-center mouth.

Meg Ryan - Whatever the bad facial surgery she has, she has a mouth that looks like a cock slit.

by Anonymousreply 15510/04/2012

Robert Pattinson's face is so flat it looks like his head was beat in with a shovel. His nose is also totally crooked.

by Anonymousreply 15610/04/2012

Mitt Romney has the eyes of a slightly intelligent dog. Like a Siberian Husky. Jennifer Aniston has these eyes, too.

by Anonymousreply 15710/04/2012

Claire Danes has a freakishly long torso.

by Anonymousreply 15810/04/2012

Joseph Gorden Levitt has the squinty eye problem.

Drew Barrymore has a very odd profile.

by Anonymousreply 15910/04/2012

Michelle walks like a damn storm trooper and has a severe underbite.

Daniel Craig looks like a Russian mobster from generations of peasant stock. Low slung ears. Cold, too light eyes.

Slightly intelligent dog. Oh that takes the cake!

OMG! Katie Couric's sloppy mouth area. Anderson Coopers small pinched face. Big nose with a slit for a mouth, kinda like Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe. Small mouth with big, wide nose with the weird nose tip to top lip wonky ratio. Early pics of Madonna have this but she got it evened out with a nose sculpting. Not a full on nose job in one shot.

Gwyneth Paltrow's too big front veneers that make her lisp. She could benefit from some eyebrow hair transplants as well. Look at her brother Jake to get a sense of her original face before the nose jobs. Needs her lower lids tightened up AGAIN. So baggy at the end of the night.

LeAnne Rimes, nostrils bigger that her eye circumference

Should I go on?

by Anonymousreply 16010/04/2012

Shocking in person was Debra Messing. So cute on film but in real life her eyes are slightly buggy and she's sporting a Jewish Girl's 16th Bday nose job that is an abomination. Plastic surgeons call it the "Parrot Beak" when a hooked nose was chopped down in one swell swoop and leaves an odd tip back in her teen years time. You know what I mean. She never went in for the revision or did and it was botched.

by Anonymousreply 16110/04/2012

Harry Styles has four nipples

by Anonymousreply 16210/04/2012

R158 - Kate Hudson has almost the same body as Claire. Jewel, the singer, had no ass even when she was chubby.

by Anonymousreply 16310/04/2012

whatever the hell has happened to Matthew Mc's face, damn

by Anonymousreply 16410/04/2012

Steven Tyler's mouth

by Anonymousreply 16510/04/2012

More!

by Anonymousreply 16610/04/2012

Ann Romney's lantern jaw makes her look like Buzz Lightyear.

Connie Britton has a teeny, tiny forehead.

Anne Hathaway's features are so big for her head that she resembles one of the pinhead girls from "Freaks."

Blake Lively's mouth looks like she had a stroke. Drew Barrymore sometimes looks this way, too.

Kate Moss's eyes look like those of a hammerhead shark. Is this a Brit feature? Robert Pattinson has something of the hammerhead about the eyes. Speaking of Kate Moss and Brits, Pete Doherty looks like the monster from Goonies.

by Anonymousreply 16710/05/2012

Kate Moss has worse problems than her eyes - she has a dent on the side of her nose that she did not have when younger.

Megan Fox has weird stubby thumbs. So does Vince Vaughn.

Jennifer Garner's baby toe overlaps the top of her foot.

by Anonymousreply 16810/05/2012

Jesus, Selma Blair's hairline is tragic.

by Anonymousreply 16910/05/2012

Some people don't know what "unusual" means.

by Anonymousreply 17010/05/2012

Debra Messing's horrible nose job is in full glory in the movie "Along came Polly"

There's a side shot of her in one scene and it's just huge.

Looks like she got it fixed since then

by Anonymousreply 17110/05/2012

Oh relax.It is all in good fun and illuminates the fact that to be a celebrity today does not demand perfection. Quite a difference from former decades where the bar was set so high, looks wise.

Ever see a still shot of Tom Cruise's nose in profile? Wonder why he never got it bobbed? Me, too.

by Anonymousreply 17210/05/2012

Julia Roberts walks like a mule or horse or whatever...her feet are bigger then Sasquatch, I guess she can't help it.

by Anonymousreply 17310/05/2012

He's really no longer a celebrity, but Mika has the ugliest feet I've ever seen.

Is he going to play piano with those toes?

by Anonymousreply 17410/05/2012

I can't believe no one has mentioned Kanye's giant jaw yet.

Minnie Driver has the same jaw as Kanye.

Ben Stiller's orangutan body

by Anonymousreply 17510/05/2012

Martin Sheen has one arm much shorter than the other.

Ann Coulter's long pencil neck. I'm surprised that she doesn't sound like a Jew's harp when she speaks.

by Anonymousreply 17610/05/2012

Even though thread is full of nitpicking ridiculousness, every single post has a ring of truth to it. A first time for the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 17710/05/2012

Theresa Guidice's apelike features.

by Anonymousreply 17810/05/2012

Craig Romney looks like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence. He's probably given SJP and Julia Roberts months worth of shower nozzle masturbation.

by Anonymousreply 17910/05/2012

Short, stubby legs on Joe Jonas topped by huge thighs.

by Anonymousreply 18010/05/2012

Kristen Stewart's Jay Leno chin and beaver teeth.

by Anonymousreply 18110/05/2012

Vivien Leigh had the largest hands I have ever seen on a woman. Biggger than her face.

Notice how she's always moving them, tucking them in her skirts, wearing gloves, etc., in GWTW.

by Anonymousreply 18210/06/2012

Fred Astaire had HUGE hands. He crooked two of his fingers to make them appear smaller on screen.

by Anonymousreply 18310/06/2012

Notice lots of top rap guys are ugly? Kanye, Jay Z and Diddy? They faked their bravado, as a defense mechanism to being busted and it worked! The rap community bought it. Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 18410/06/2012

R110, I see your Michael Kors belly button and raise you Kelly Ripa's micro penis.

by Anonymousreply 18510/06/2012

Heather Morris (Brittany from "Glee") has a neck and shoulders like a linebacker.

by Anonymousreply 18610/06/2012

r186, Britney Spears also has "Linebacker Neck"

by Anonymousreply 18810/06/2012

Someone beat me to it about Kelly Ripa's weenus belly button.

Vince Vaughan's thumb.

Stephen Colbert's ear.

I saw Lili Taylor in a play once and was shocked by her long, ape like arms.

Milla Jovovich has weird, large hands.

by Anonymousreply 18910/06/2012

Lil Taylor also has an unusual face.

by Anonymousreply 19010/06/2012

Tom Cruise's two front teeth are shifted over a half tooth. Where most people have the space lined up evenly with the nose, Tom has an entire tooth ther, instead of the space. Always thought it was my imagination until someone mentioned it here.

by Anonymousreply 19110/06/2012

Miss Cillian Murphy, the world's most beautiful actress, is rumored to have a penis somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 19210/06/2012

Tyler Perry's long, narrow face and baby-sized mouth.

by Anonymousreply 19310/06/2012

Up for the attacking of minutia.

by Anonymousreply 19410/18/2012

Claire Danes' torso has always bothered me. She always accentuates her flat chest for some reason.

I've seen Witherspoon in person. Very pretty and you don't notice her chin. But on film and in photos - yikes!

by Anonymousreply 19510/18/2012

Lance Armstrong's heart - ironically three times larger than most people's

by Anonymousreply 19610/18/2012

Cee Lo's hands seem to be growing out of his chest.

by Anonymousreply 19710/18/2012

Javier Bardem is a stud. But his flat profile looks like an anvil flattened his forehead and nose into one same plane.

by Anonymousreply 19810/19/2012

I thought Cruise had that fixed, R191. I remember he wore braces for awhile during the time he shot those two movies with Spielberg. But, yeah, I use to notice that as well whenever he smiled.

Oddly his smile is one of his most famous characteristics as a star.

by Anonymousreply 19910/19/2012

Tori Spelling owns this thread. From her bug eyes, big-boned face to her bizarre boob job that can't meet to make a proper cleavage.

Fergie's low hairline. Kick-ass figure and amazing singer live, though.

Judd Hirsch has huge nostrils that could inhale Toledo.

Kim K's rear. It's a freak of nature, so equine-like and way out of proportion for her figure. It won't age well w/ her.

Matthew McConnaughey has unusually short upper arms from shoulder to elbow for his stature, like T-Rex arms.

ScarJo's nose-to-lips area. Her lips look like a blister about to pop.

Paris Jackson is gorgeous -- as long as she keeps her ears covered by her hair.

Heidi Klum, wide pelvis, even w/ a flat tummy after 4 kids.

The female co-host on Access Hollywood who sits next to Billy Bush. She is a very petite brunette with a huge head and big jawline face on very narrow shoulders.

Katie Couric, Kate Middleton, and the tall NBC host who took Ann Curry's job, nearly invisible lips.

Meow.

by Anonymousreply 20010/19/2012

"Paris Jackson is gorgeous -- as long as she keeps her ears covered by her hair"

Same goes for Kate Hudson - her ears are dumbo-like so she is smart to wear her hair long.

Whatsherface from Once Upon a Time also has huge ears and that short hairdo isn't doing her any favors by showing them off.

by Anonymousreply 20110/19/2012

I've never noticed these so-called t-rex arms.

Julia Roberts and that gaping, black maw of a mouth. She would have been great in porn. She could suck a dozen cocks at once.

by Anonymousreply 20210/19/2012

Anyone remember Tara Reid's bizarre looking abdomen due to surgery gone wrong?

by Anonymousreply 20310/19/2012

Goldie Hawn's bangs.

Scarlett would look better if she thinned her nose just a touch.

Adrien Brody and Javier Bardem looked much better young. Their features will not age well.

GOOP also has dumbo ears and is long waisted.

I think Anna Wintour actually wears the sunglasses because her eyes ruin her face and she knows it.

Thanks to whoever mentioned Penelope Cruz's torso, its odd but she has big enough boobs to help a bit. I've seen her in person and her face is stunning. In photo it looks too small.

Jane Fonda looks too much like her dad for my taste.

by Anonymousreply 20410/19/2012

Cat Deeley's crooked nose drives me crazy!

by Anonymousreply 20510/20/2012

Natalie Portman has a very big head compared to her body.

by Anonymousreply 20610/20/2012

Natalie is also bottom heavy (comparatively).

by Anonymousreply 20710/20/2012

Hispanic actor with resorbed twins head on his shoulder.

English singer with four nipples probably due to a resorbed twin.

by Anonymousreply 20910/20/2012

Oh, man! I thought you said "unused" and not "unusual" and figured I owned ths thread.

by Anonymousreply 21010/20/2012

Notice that people who find Kristen Stewart to be beautiful always have wonky jaw area and big chins themselves...but don't see it as a flaw.

by Anonymousreply 21110/23/2012

Holly Marie Combs' forehead and nostrils/

by Anonymousreply 21211/18/2012

I wonder whether the difference in height between Claire Danes and Jessica Simpson is all in the torso.

by Anonymousreply 21302/13/2013

Joaquin Phoenix

Drew Barrymore

Charlize Theron]]

Chloe Sevigny

by Anonymousreply 21402/13/2013

Oh my god, how were Val Kilmer's elbows not mentioned? Watch the scene in 'Heat' when he gets something out of the trunk, it will cahnge your life.

Kaley Cuoco's weird, stumpy body. Long torso and also appears almost midget-like.

by Anonymousreply 21502/13/2013

I wouldn't call Kaley stumpy. She has an unusual face.

by Anonymousreply 21602/13/2013

Jensen Ackles is an odd case. He's beautiful even with a wonky eye, a concave chest, moobs, and a terrible case of bowed legs that cause this clomping gait. All together he's lovely though.

by Anonymousreply 21702/13/2013

Kate Winslet's big-assed feetz.

by Anonymousreply 21802/13/2013

David Bowie does not have one blue and one green eye; the darker eye is caused by the pupil being permanently dilated.

by Anonymousreply 21907/05/2013

[quote]Judd Hirsch has huge nostrils that could inhale Toledo.

Bah! They're nothing compared to mine!

by Anonymousreply 22007/05/2013

Did anyone mention Shannon Doherty's eyes? I never noticed it somehow but then it was pointed out to me and I can't unsee it. So crooked!

by Anonymousreply 22107/05/2013

Mas Canosa.

by Anonymousreply 22207/06/2013

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 22307/12/2013

Natalie Portman has a bubble butt. It's all the more odd because she's advertised as a super-thin waif. Then she turns around...

by Anonymousreply 22407/12/2013

When she was younger, Keri Russell had that similar waif yet bubble butt body. Keri's body shape changed with her pregancies,

by Anonymousreply 22507/13/2013

Katie Holmes has man hands.

by Anonymousreply 22607/13/2013

A young Jane Fonda was making the bubble butt sexy yrs before it was considered "hot" to have a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 22709/08/2013

Jane Fonda's big ass

by Anonymousreply 22809/08/2013

Nancy Ziemann's (of 'Sewing With Nancy')mouth has a slight twitch to one side.

by Anonymousreply 22909/08/2013

Geri Jewell also has an unusual mouth. There's something a little strange about Chris Burke as well.

by Anonymousreply 23009/08/2013

Elton John has itty bitty T-Rex arms. Watch him play the piano. He has his elbows locked straight all the time.

by Anonymousreply 23109/08/2013

Susan Lucci sometimes looks like a dwarf. I think if she wasn't so thin, she'd look better.

by Anonymousreply 23209/08/2013

R228 - never noticed that.

by Anonymousreply 23309/08/2013

Nancy McKeon has an enormous overbite and a wonky nose job. Her nose looks like it's melting.

by Anonymousreply 23409/08/2013

This slide show is just cruel. Halle Berry has 6 toes and Oprah never got her genetic bunions corrected!

by Anonymousreply 23512/27/2013

I meant bunyons. Here's model Iman. Some are caused by wearing crappy non-Italian shoes in the developing years, like Jennifer Aniston's hammer toes.

by Anonymousreply 23612/27/2013

Hayden got the Italian stubby leg/low crotch gene. Worse on men.

by Anonymousreply 23712/27/2013

[quote]nherited from Dad Bruce, Rumer Willis‘s chin is the strongest feature on her face. That’s never a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 23812/27/2013

"Hayden got the Italian stubby leg/low crotch gene. Worse on men."

Your photo also reveals that she has a fake-looking boob job

by Anonymousreply 23912/27/2013

Haydn Christensen?

by Anonymousreply 24012/27/2013

^ Hayden Panettiere

by Anonymousreply 24112/27/2013

One of Kim Raver's nostrils is bigger than the other.

by Anonymousreply 24212/27/2013

Angelina Jolie everything.

by Anonymousreply 24312/29/2013

Nancy Allen was bottom heavy when she was young. Her hips explode from her tiny waist and her legs are noticeably thick. No thigh gap whatsoever. Oddly she looks good this way.

by Anonymousreply 24403/08/2014

Jared Leto's creepy doll eyes.

by Anonymousreply 24503/08/2014

Mena Suvari. Forehead for days.

by Anonymousreply 24603/08/2014

I agree about Angelina Jolie. Her arms are too long. Her original nose was pudgy.

Her front teeth, though capped are shovel shaped, winged incisors of a Native American. The teeth always give them away.

by Anonymousreply 24703/08/2014

Mena is also bottom heavy R246

by Anonymousreply 24803/08/2014

Miss Cillian Murphy has the world's must feminine face with delicate fine features, lovely blue eyes emphasized by luxuriously long lashes.

A natural beauty.

by Anonymousreply 24903/08/2014

Mena Suvari, doesn't she have extra nipple or something? i read that once, not sure if it's her though...

by Anonymousreply 25003/08/2014

Dumbos, all women are "bottom heavy," it's their natural shape.

by Anonymousreply 25103/09/2014

There are quite bit of C and D list types with unusual bodies and features. Best example is Lindsey Shaw who plays the dyke girlfriend on Pretty Little Liars. She has huge forehead. Also Miranda Cosgrove's face looks weird.

by Anonymousreply 25203/09/2014

Clea Duvall...that chin & jaw. She must have at least 93 teeth in there.

Mark Wahlberg has 3 nipples. It was apparent in one of the CK ads he did, years back.

You could land a jet (but not a Malaysian one, apparently), on Christina Ricci's forehead.

Tori Spelling - just OMG for her whole face.

SJP: A bucket of oats for m'lady.

Steve Tyler - again, the whole face, just OMG. He's a living Halloween mask.

Bruce Willis & Demi Moore's kids - swimming at the low end of the gene pool.

by Anonymousreply 25303/09/2014

Daniel craig's potato face and elf ears.

by Anonymousreply 25403/09/2014

R251 - Some women are more bottom heavy than others.

by Anonymousreply 25503/09/2014

Christina Hendricks is fat...and has deformed feet.

by Anonymousreply 25603/10/2014

I didn't go through the whole thread, so this has probably come up already: Minnie Driver's jaw.

Also, there's something about Jensen Ackles teeth that intrigue me but I can't figure out exactly what the issue is. Are they at a weird angle, does he have too many, are they too far back in his mouth... what is it?

by Anonymousreply 25703/10/2014

Is Steven Tyler transitioning like Bruce Jenner?

by Anonymousreply 25803/10/2014

R256 - Christina Hendricks is fuller figured, but has slim face and limbs.

by Anonymousreply 25903/10/2014

This thread is so bitchy. Love it!

by Anonymousreply 26003/10/2014

It's rather mild, R260.

by Anonymousreply 26103/10/2014

"I'll start with the obvious Reese Witherspoon witch chin and McBongo's T-Rex arms."

Stop making fun of me! I'm my own hero and I love my t-rex arms. I'm gonna just keep livin'

by Anonymousreply 26203/10/2014

Victoria Beckhams original nose- forcing us to look up her nostrils (pig snout). Coronation Street's Leanne, Jane Danson's bow legs. Michelle, Kym Marsh has those ever present NHS crowns and Anna, Debbie Rush loves her NHS dentures.

by Anonymousreply 26301/06/2015

British comedian Noel Fielding (The Mighty Boosh) has an oddly-shaped nose.

by Anonymousreply 26401/06/2015

Tommy Lee Jones has always had ears like an 80-year-old's.

by Anonymousreply 26501/06/2015

Luise Rainer had a splinter from The True Cross lodged in her pinkie.

by Anonymousreply 26601/06/2015
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