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Chris Cuomo

In Spandex for Triathlon.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 29, 2011 6:17 PM

Perception of spandex as a form of gender transgression is so...1970's.

by Anonymousreply 1April 25, 2011 10:59 PM

impressive shoulders

by Anonymousreply 2April 25, 2011 11:09 PM

Wow, nice muscles. But you know, between the spandex and that cold water, dick shrinkage is a major (or minor as the case may be)consequence.

by Anonymousreply 3April 25, 2011 11:21 PM

There are many here with expert Mouth-To-Penis Resusitation skills to revive the shrinkage.

by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2011 1:25 AM

I stopped watching GMA after Chris left. George Stephanopoulos is no replacement for Chris Cuomo.

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2011 2:25 AM

What a tool.

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2011 2:50 AM

What R6 said. He sounds like a total cunt factory; the "Zeus"/"Mendoza line" comment rolls the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2011 2:55 AM

Why is he so muscular?

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2011 7:05 AM


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by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2011 7:12 AM

Even moar!

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by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2011 7:12 AM

is he uncut?

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2011 7:15 AM

You ladies don't know what you're missing!

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2011 7:25 AM

R11. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2011 7:40 AM

What's up with David Muir?

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2011 11:22 AM

How do you know, R13? Personal experience?

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2011 11:26 AM

Hasn't taken a razor below his neck. So the chest hair just dried up and flew off by itself???

by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2011 11:27 AM

The only thing wrong with that spandex drag is it covers those amazing silver-dollar nipples.

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2011 11:44 AM

WTF is a 'moar'?

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2011 11:52 AM

Drop the fish!

by Anonymousreply 19April 26, 2011 2:13 PM

Tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 20April 26, 2011 2:21 PM

he probably shaves his chest hair to make his muscles look bigger.

by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2011 9:27 PM

Looks like shaves hos pits as well as hos chest.

Total deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2011 9:35 PM

Chris Cuomo is on the Board of Directors of the Fucking Lucky Club.

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2011 9:37 PM

howcha magowcha!

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2011 10:30 PM

Does Chris shave his hole?

by Anonymousreply 25April 28, 2011 3:53 AM

Yes he does, r25.

by Anonymousreply 26April 28, 2011 4:05 AM

I want him in me [italic] quite [/italic] deeply.

by Anonymousreply 27April 28, 2011 4:09 AM

I, too, only watched GMA for Chris. I was deeply saddened when he left, but now my Friday nights are that much better with a glass of wine, a bag of chips and Cuomo's sexy self anchoring 20/20.%0D %0D BTW, I used to wonder if Sam Championed harbored a little crush on Cuomo. He seemed quite giddy whenever Chris threw it over to him, and vice versa.

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2011 1:28 AM

"By Zeus"? Is that a thing?

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2011 2:13 AM

I was sitting in a chinese restaurant on Columbus Ave. in N.Y.C. and lo and behold The beautiful Chris was sitting down the aisle from me. I couldn't help stare and he stared back several times. Several times. Hmmmm...., I had to stop as he was just too beautiful for words and I would be rude to my friend to continue this.%0D

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2011 2:17 AM

The man is a true hunk!

by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2011 3:31 AM

He stared back??? WTF?!

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2011 3:40 AM

Yes he did several times, only when his dinner guest wasn't looking. I nearly fainted.

by Anonymousreply 33September 17, 2011 1:26 PM

Nice pecs

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2011 2:03 PM

I was in a trance when I saw him on GMA this morning. Those beautiful baby blue eyes, that soft, full-lipped smile, that warm mellifluous voice .. *sigh* ..

by Anonymousreply 35October 29, 2011 6:17 PM
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