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Nick Jonas''s Erect Nipples


by Anonymousreply 8111/18/2013

They want biting.

by Anonymousreply 104/23/2011

Very nice.

by Anonymousreply 204/23/2011

Meh, Nick is ok

by Anonymousreply 304/23/2011

I wonder if Nick is the "Black Sheep" since he's rumored to be the only straight one of the bunch?

by Anonymousreply 404/23/2011

I love how his swimtrunks are straining to contain his ass.

by Anonymousreply 504/23/2011

r4 Joe and Nick seem like they are both fighting to be the black sheep brother.

by Anonymousreply 604/23/2011

Stinky nipple placement - I'd never permit access to my lady parts!

by Anonymousreply 704/23/2011

His nipples aren't that impressive, because he doesn't have much of a chest. However, his face is adorable and his ass very fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 804/23/2011

agree w r8

by Anonymousreply 904/23/2011

Where is that Joe pic from? I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 1004/23/2011

[quote]he doesn't have much of a chest.

You mean the like the steroided sagging boobs of the orange-skinned old farts that are often posted here?

by Anonymousreply 1104/23/2011

That's not Joe, it's a model that looks like him.

by Anonymousreply 1204/23/2011

Is that really Joe? Damn, he's smokin'...

by Anonymousreply 1304/23/2011

Massive Homosexualist!

by Anonymousreply 1404/23/2011

You have to pick one...

by Anonymousreply 1504/23/2011

Joe definitely!

by Anonymousreply 1604/23/2011

Joe. I pick Joe.

Now, do I get him?

by Anonymousreply 1704/23/2011

More brotherly love...

by Anonymousreply 1804/23/2011

For me it would be Nick. Joe seems kind of ... used and left behind without being properly cleaned.

by Anonymousreply 1904/23/2011

You have to fight Chris Brown r17

by Anonymousreply 2004/23/2011

[quote]You have to pick one...

The gay one.

by Anonymousreply 2104/23/2011

Nick's not as hot as he used to be though. He's getting a little wide.

by Anonymousreply 2204/23/2011

I feel bad for the ugly one. Could you imagine having to deal with two smoking hot brothers. According to rumours Nick has the biggest cock out of all three.

by Anonymousreply 2304/23/2011

Joe looks like George Michael in the pictures posted by [R15] and [R18].

by Anonymousreply 2404/23/2011

Who would have had the opportunity to see all 3 of them hard, r23?

by Anonymousreply 2504/23/2011

He's the only normal looking one of the 3. Of the other two, one looks like a mideast terrorist and the other one looks like a retarded hydrocephalic.

by Anonymousreply 2604/23/2011

r22 they both have wide thighs and big butts. Have you seen their dad? They are going to be REALLY wide one day.

by Anonymousreply 2704/23/2011


by Anonymousreply 2804/23/2011

The oldest brother has been bearded for more than a year. Right after the wedding, the couple admitted that they don't sleep together because he snores. He has his own bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 2904/23/2011

I just don't like arm pit hair. But he has a nice treasure trail.

by Anonymousreply 3004/23/2011

I can barely seem them.

Here's something half decent!

by Anonymousreply 3104/23/2011

"I feel bad for the ugly one. Could you imagine having to deal with two smoking hot brothers."

Yeah, I sort of do, too. Talk about getting an inferiority complex. To have these sex gods as brothers and to be borderline fugly. I mean, not even passably cute.

And you know he's well aware of it. I mean, he's not blind.

My niece summed it up when I gave her a Jonas Bros. calendar at Christmas. Each brother had 4 months and her reaction was, "I love it but one-third of the year I have to look at *that*..."

by Anonymousreply 3204/23/2011

I like his hairy pits.

by Anonymousreply 3304/23/2011

I hope Joe hasn't given Chris Brown any man pussy yet.

by Anonymousreply 3404/23/2011

whoops wrong picc

by Anonymousreply 3504/23/2011

So which one is it you don't like? I've always thought Nick was the only hot one. I don't see a big difference between the other two.

by Anonymousreply 3604/23/2011

Nick looks like he has a slight treasure trail

by Anonymousreply 3704/23/2011

I think Joe is the hottest, because he doesnt look like the rest of them. He can look Asian Latino or Arabic depending on how tan he is and how long his hair is

by Anonymousreply 3804/23/2011

I think Nick is hotter. Joe does nothing for me - he's ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3904/24/2011

what do we know about their cocks?

by Anonymousreply 4004/24/2011

Joe is not ugly, beyotch

by Anonymousreply 4104/24/2011

Joe is no longer wearing his purity ring.

He's wearing his purty ring.

by Anonymousreply 4204/24/2011

And another...

by Anonymousreply 4304/24/2011

And just one more...

by Anonymousreply 4404/24/2011

Looks like Nick is finally getting the family chest hair as Joe is shaving it off.

by Anonymousreply 4504/24/2011

Best photo so far! Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 4604/24/2011

Worth a 3rd look!

by Anonymousreply 4704/24/2011

Chris Brown has to have the ugliest smile, he almost looks handicapped.

by Anonymousreply 4804/24/2011

OP, there are hotter guys at your local gym.

Why are gays so star struck?

by Anonymousreply 4904/24/2011

Is that photo real, R46?

by Anonymousreply 5004/24/2011

(Nick's Nips)

Dear God, Lord in Heaven! Hallow be thy name!!!

by Anonymousreply 5104/24/2011

Fake photo.

by Anonymousreply 5204/24/2011

[quote]Hallow be thy name!!!%0D %0D Actually, that's my name. My partner is Round John Virgin. %0D

by Anonymousreply 5304/24/2011

Both brothers have nice nips, although Nick's look slightly puffier/better. I'm more in love with Nick's armpit hair, though; that boy had a full bush in his early teens, and his underarms seem to get hairier every passing year.

I agree with whomever said they were going to have big - and not the sexy kind of big - asses in a few years. Joe is halfway to a collapse of Sarsgaard proportions.

by Anonymousreply 5404/24/2011

Lots of silence about the oldest Jonas. The last time he made the news was when he mentioned he and his wife don't sleep in the same bedroom. He snores!

by Anonymousreply 5505/23/2011

Which two brothers are supposed to be very close and "speculated on"? Is it Nick and Joe? Isn't there some combined name they have, like "Jick" or something?

by Anonymousreply 5605/23/2011

Are you saying they have sex with each other? Like the Peters Twins?

by Anonymousreply 5705/23/2011

I'd gladly suckle any part of his anatomy that's capable of becoming erect.

by Anonymousreply 5805/23/2011

Hottest. Thread. Title. EVER.

by Anonymousreply 5905/23/2011

That's not even an armpit bush. That's an armpit jungle. I want a deep inhale.

by Anonymousreply 6005/23/2011

Joe and Nick are straight, Kevin is said to be the gay one and married early to hide his sexuality.

It seems that Nick and Joe are closer, probbaly b/c they are both straight, while Kevin, being gay, is a little more removed from them.

by Anonymousreply 6105/24/2011

There was some video of them recently doing a sketch for some online comedy show. Joe is clearly more shy than Nick and Kevin. I think Nick is the only straight one, and Joe would give his left arm for Nick before he would Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 6205/24/2011

Joe isn't straight. He's very protective of Nick who is straight.

by Anonymousreply 6305/24/2011

His nipples, like everything about him besides his bank account, seem average at best.

by Anonymousreply 6405/24/2011

In August, he'll star in a Los Angeles production of the musical Hairspray alongside Drew Carey and Darlene Love at the Hollywood Bowl.%0D %0D "Musical theater has a fond spot in my heart," says Jonas, who made his Broadway debut at 7 and released his first album at 12. "Hopefully, I'll be able to do more of it." %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6506/08/2011

Nick, won't age well, but I would BURY my face in his ass right now. Sublime.

by Anonymousreply 6606/08/2011

Why, R63?

by Anonymousreply 6706/08/2011

It'd be cool to watch Joe eat out Nick's ass

by Anonymousreply 6806/10/2012

Anyone got a pic of the OP?

by Anonymousreply 6907/04/2012

Is it true that they are of mixed race ancestry? That Disney told them to tell everyone that their grandfather, some blues singer from Louisiana, is actually their stepgrandfather? They do have an exotic, not-quite-white look and they have really coarse and curly hair.

by Anonymousreply 7007/05/2012

Aren't they of Italian background?

by Anonymousreply 7107/05/2012

Who's the fugly fatso with hot Joey

by Anonymousreply 7207/05/2012

I believe that's the youngest Jonas brother - Frankie or Freddie? I think Kevin has a real good shot at escaping that 'ugliest Jonas brother' label.

by Anonymousreply 7307/05/2012

Pink Nick

by Anonymousreply 7411/15/2012

[quote]Lots of silence about the oldest Jonas. The last time he made the news was when he mentioned he and his wife don't sleep in the same bedroom. He snores!

On the Jonas reality show, the other bedroom isn't mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 7511/15/2012


OH my word, that kid is ugly. His nipples bend he's so fat...

Lordy I hope his parents see the light and quit feeding him. He'll be in whale pants by the time he hits 16.

by Anonymousreply 7611/15/2012

Dead link

by Anonymousreply 7712/17/2012

Nick puts his nips on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 7807/30/2013

blazin hot, bro

by Anonymousreply 7911/17/2013

I can't even imagine how amazing the farts from Nick's big fat ass smell.

by Anonymousreply 8011/18/2013

Uh don't be gross man

by Anonymousreply 8111/18/2013
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