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I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.

I know he is a total fucking right-wing republican asshole...but he is so damned good-looking.

by I am so ashamed.reply 14712/20/2013

He's only "good looking" by the lowered standards of Washington D.C%0D %0D %0D %0D If you saw him in the street you wouldn't give him a second glance

by I am so ashamed.reply 304/17/2011

I really want you to fuck him in the ass too, OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 504/17/2011

That seems only fair OP. If he gets his way he'll be doing the same to the whole country.

by I am so ashamed.reply 704/17/2011

He looks like Eddie from the Munsters. He's NOT "good looking". He looks freaky. A little scary.

by I am so ashamed.reply 804/18/2011

I'd like to see Glenn Beck mounting the lovely Paul Ryan on top of a chalk board.

by I am so ashamed.reply 904/18/2011

I don't even think he's that good looking.

by I am so ashamed.reply 1004/18/2011

He's one small, square mustache away from looking like Hitler. You've reached an all time low OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 1104/18/2011

He has old man face.

by I am so ashamed.reply 1204/18/2011

Ew, he really DOES look like Hitler, doesn't he? Holy shit, that was a brilliant call.

by I am so ashamed.reply 1404/18/2011

Bastard child of Hitler and Edie Munster.%0D %0D

by I am so ashamed.reply 1504/18/2011

Maybe you could get in one of his P90X sessions and work out with him and the other boys.%0D %0D He doesn't look like he has a P90X body under those suits, but apparently he must...

by I am so ashamed.reply 1604/18/2011

"When Ryan was sixteen his father died. Ryan collected his Social Security benefits until age eighteen, which he saved for college."

Oh, the irony!

"The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand."

He requires all staffers to read "Atlas Shrugged".

Seriously, Ayn Rand, should be treated the same way "Mein Kampf" is received. People who love Rand, shouldn't be getting elected in America.

by I am so ashamed.reply 1704/18/2011

when you do, use my fenis

by I am so ashamed.reply 1804/18/2011

R8 has it right. Ryan looks weird, like an alien. Certainly not hot.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2004/18/2011

Ryan looks like Matthew Morrison. He and Morrison could get a Samantha/Serena thing going on GLEE.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2104/18/2011

He's probably not very clean back there OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2204/18/2011

You mean like this, R11?%0D %0D Lolz. Separated at birth!

by I am so ashamed.reply 2304/18/2011

Fuck Paul Ryan.

Fuck him right in the ass.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2404/18/2011

"When Ryan was sixteen his father died. Ryan collected his Social Security benefits until age eighteen, which he saved for college."

Dollars to donuts his mother's on Medicare.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2504/18/2011

The only way he would be attractive to me is if he were in full drag.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2604/18/2011

r26 ...and dead in a ditch.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2704/18/2011

How creative! Another "I know he's a Republican, but I just wanna fuck him, tee hee!" thread.

by I am so ashamed.reply 2904/18/2011

No more or less creative than your inane post, R29.

by I am so ashamed.reply 3004/18/2011

sorry, hate his politics, but the guy is good looking.

And that's part of the problem for Democrats.

For every Paul Ryan, we have this:

by I am so ashamed.reply 3104/18/2011

He's kind of cute. I'd probably take him if I had the chance. Anyone know how old he is?

by I am so ashamed.reply 3304/18/2011

R31- sorry, you're blind. You must be a hideous troll.

He's the love child of Hitler and old Dick Van Dyke.

I'm always taken aback by some of the people DLers find hot, but this is ridiculous. Only a complete freeper would find this eyesore "hot".

by I am so ashamed.reply 3504/18/2011

[quote]I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.

Why don't you write him and tell him so, OP?

by I am so ashamed.reply 3806/02/2011

I want to fuck him up the ass too OP but not for the same reasons.

by I am so ashamed.reply 3906/02/2011

We should all email him and tell him so.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4006/02/2011

Well, OP, if you're over 65, then Ryan is certainly willing to fuck you up the ass.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4206/02/2011

Will Jeri film it?

by I am so ashamed.reply 4306/02/2011

Only if you tweet a photo of the act, OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4406/02/2011

I'd fuck any of the Paul Ryans except Roger Howarth.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4506/02/2011

Dude does not look good.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4606/02/2011

You got it wrong, OP, he's going to fuck you, and every American in the ass instead.

by I am so ashamed.reply 4706/03/2011

You're crazy OP, CRAZY!

by I am so ashamed.reply 4806/03/2011

R4 Well, politics aside, and frankly I can't recall EVER asking anyone I fucked in the ass if he was liberal or conservative, and it would not have mattered at that point anyway .. anyway, since Rep. Ryan's blue eyes initially aroused me, I have been paying attention to him. My diligence paid off when a camera caught him rising from a chair and turning away to greet someone a brief stretch away. I can report that his rear end qualifies magnificently in all clothed parameters.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5006/03/2011

His personality and politics are such a turn-off.%0D %0D If you MUST fuck him in the ass, make sure there is sand in the lube.%0D %0D

by I am so ashamed.reply 5106/03/2011

This thread is an EPIC FAIL!

by I am so ashamed.reply 5206/03/2011

[quote]I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.%0D %0D %0D OP - Ryan's Medicare Plan is the dildo, and Seniors are the ones who'll put it to use. %0D %0D [ITALIC]Way to go, Congressman![/ITALIC]

by I am so ashamed.reply 5306/03/2011

I would like to stick a red hot poker up his ass, does that count?

by I am so ashamed.reply 5406/03/2011

Here he is in shorts.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5506/03/2011

I think he's totally butt-ugly. And it has nothing to do with his politics. He's no Aaron Shock, that's for sure.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5606/03/2011

He's 6'2" with 5% body fat.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5706/03/2011

If you do ever get the chance to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass, I hope your dick breaks off before you cum.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5806/03/2011

[quote]He's no Aaron Shock

But Shock's a total girl. Dealbreaker.

by I am so ashamed.reply 5906/03/2011

I agree with OP. I think Ryan is hot. But then, I also found Justice John Roberts hot too. Anyone with nice eyes gets my attention.

by I am so ashamed.reply 6006/03/2011

You might want to explore with a therapist why you're attracted to psychopaths, OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 6304/25/2012

Hey!

by I am so ashamed.reply 6408/10/2012

Let's all do a tweet bomb about how we want to fuck him in the ass!

@repPaulRyan

by I am so ashamed.reply 6608/10/2012

#fuckpaulryanintheass

by I am so ashamed.reply 6708/10/2012

Don't feel ashamed 'I am so ashamed' because I want to not only fuck him in the ass but I want to rim it too! He is cute! I am a Marxist and cannot wait to get him alone in a re-education camp when we take over.

by I am so ashamed.reply 6808/11/2012

I don't see the attraction. He's one of those raw-boned geek types whose eyes are red and who leers with smug delusions of superior knowledge. His ass is surprisingly flabby and his dick is one of those skinny-pencil-types with tiny balls.

by I am so ashamed.reply 6908/11/2012

hump

by I am so ashamed.reply 7108/11/2012

He's in good shape. But he looks like a Nazi.... and not in the hot Aryan, stormtrooper fantasy way, but in that icky beady liederhosen in the basement (I know he's Irish but I am merely talking about his appearance) way.

by I am so ashamed.reply 7208/11/2012

"I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass."

This is why WE hate us.

by I am so ashamed.reply 7308/11/2012

He might be available for rent when the Romney campaign crashes. Just hold on a little while!

by I am so ashamed.reply 7408/11/2012

You may have your dick up his ass, OP, but you and your kind -will be the ones being fucked by this bugged-eyed asshole.

by I am so ashamed.reply 7508/11/2012

R73

Relax.

A good many of these topics are started by freepers these days anyway.

But I'm wondering if Paul Ryan is any relation to Irene Ryan, "Granny" of Beverly Hillbillies fame?

I think I'll start that rumor.

by I am so ashamed.reply 7808/11/2012

DL has appalling taste in men

by I am so ashamed.reply 7908/11/2012

Take it from someone who doesn't care if a guy is D or R, as far as just collecting pics of them if they're hot. I've collected Tim Tebow and Scott Brown's pics, they're hot slabs of beef, it doesn't mean I approve of their worldviews. When Paul Ryan first made the news he did seem to turn me on and I googled his pics, but then I didn't end up collecting any. He's just not a good enough specimen of his type. Perhaps some are overrating his sex appeal just to be contrarians, but that's really no different than denying he has any physical attractiveness just because he's a Republican.

by I am so ashamed.reply 8108/11/2012

Paul Ryan is known as Eddie Munster.

by I am so ashamed.reply 8308/11/2012

r23, his eyes are more dead than Hitler!

by I am so ashamed.reply 8408/11/2012

Anyone ever see his feets?

Any feets photos?

by I am so ashamed.reply 8508/11/2012

at least he's hotter than Joe Biden

by I am so ashamed.reply 8708/11/2012

Michael Tomasky on Romney’s Stunning, Terrible Choice of Ryan for VP - The Daily Beast‏

by I am so ashamed.reply 8808/11/2012

That's the thing about men, straight or gay, they don't care about the person as a human being, they only care about the hole.

Men are inferior beings and straight or gay...they run this fucked up world.

by I am so ashamed.reply 8908/11/2012

Daddy Joe Biden could fuck me six ways to Sunday, R87.

by I am so ashamed.reply 9008/11/2012

[quote]He looks like Eddie from the Munsters.

I haven't read any of the VP news stories this morning and, frankly, didn't know who Paul Ryan was. But as soon as I read the Eddie Munster comment I knew [italic]exactly[/italic] who this guy was!

Thanks for this picture, R15. :-)

by I am so ashamed.reply 9108/11/2012

Eric Cantor, whose law school classmates as a group had just always assumed he was gay, is much better looking.

by I am so ashamed.reply 9308/11/2012

He has such a gray complexion and could pass for 50. Smoker or just a really poor diet?

by I am so ashamed.reply 9408/11/2012

Oh yeah. He tapped that.

by I am so ashamed.reply 9508/11/2012

God, gay men are stupid. I bet a good chunk of you vote for him based on his fuckability. Total morons! You probably deserve the shit they'll give you guys when they take charge. Good luck with that!

by I am so ashamed.reply 9608/11/2012

The critical point is that the Republican Presidential candidate will be running on the VP candidate's agenda.

Obama should debate Ryan. Rmoney stands for nothing. Ryan has set the agenda.

Rmoney has thrown in the towel.

Winner: Marco Rubio.

by I am so ashamed.reply 9708/12/2012

Paul Ryan stole my look.

by I am so ashamed.reply 9908/12/2012

I'd like to fuck op, in his blown out eye socket.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10008/12/2012

What did you say OP?

by I am so ashamed.reply 10108/12/2012

OP, Paul Ryan wants to fuck you in the ass, too.

But the Anal Rand way, not the DL way.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10208/12/2012

How distressing, in a tiny way I guess, when the Limbaugh-loving gay guys I worked with went nutz over W's flight suit package.

It's stink kink.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10308/12/2012

r41, not the OP,but I get it. He is hot.

I still loathe the guy.

But just stating a fact: most would find him hot.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10408/12/2012

He's only "hot" if you're desperate.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10508/12/2012

He looks like Ichabod Crane.

by I am so ashamed.reply 10608/12/2012

I don't want to see Paul Ryan with or without a shirt. I wish he would go to hell so I would never see him again

by I am so ashamed.reply 10708/12/2012

R102/R103 I'm surprised this is coming from someone who likes to disparage blacks and refer to the "N word" in other threads.

What's your problem?

by I am so ashamed.reply 10808/12/2012

[quote] I really want to fuck Paul Ryan in the ass.

So, you go for the the Eddie Munster type?

by I am so ashamed.reply 10908/12/2012

DL standards for men have always been low, but this is really pushing it.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11008/12/2012

R108, dear fellow, you misunderstood.

I was upbraiding the OP over his proposition.

Surely my own weakness of expression, and no want of your own wit.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11108/12/2012

[quote]DL standards for men have always been low, but this is really pushing it.

I agree. My standards are pretty low, and even [italic]I[/italic] think he's repulsive.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11208/12/2012

He looks like a Kennedy.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11308/12/2012

You THINK you want to do that.

I have seen him naked. It's all dingle berries down there.

He wears briefs too. He looks ridiculous and of course he doesn't manscape and he's pasty white.

It's not a pretty sight down there.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11408/13/2012

If it's consolation, our site is the one the campaign uses to see what the gays think. Seriously, they weren't looking to pick up any votes.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11508/13/2012

Troll thread.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11608/13/2012

wonder how big his dick is????

by I am so ashamed.reply 11708/13/2012

In just a few years he'll be able to fellate his own nose. And if he doesn't get that thyroid under control those eyes are going to pop right out of his leathery head.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11808/14/2012

Someone beat you to it, OP. From the looks of it, it was a genuine case of "I'm going to fuck your brains out," because the now hollow cranium is imploding.

by I am so ashamed.reply 11908/14/2012

He's got smegma and he isn't even uncut

by I am so ashamed.reply 12008/14/2012

He'll be fucking you up the ass if he and Mr. Lucky Underpants get into office.

by I am so ashamed.reply 12108/14/2012

Ewwwwwwwwwww

by I am so ashamed.reply 12208/14/2012

You have my permission.

by I am so ashamed.reply 12308/14/2012

Ugly flat-assed Paul Lyan, no thanks, I don't do cartoon characters, especially people that rob from the poor.

by I am so ashamed.reply 12408/14/2012

Oh dear Lord, I would hit that so hard.

by I am so ashamed.reply 12508/14/2012

Gross. He has dead fish eyes and looks like a zombie. Surely you could do better.

by I am so ashamed.reply 12608/14/2012

FAS-face?

by I am so ashamed.reply 12708/14/2012

You can tell by looking at him he has dingle berries and uses deodarant instead of showing properly

by I am so ashamed.reply 12908/15/2012

I want to suck paul ryan off,and swallow a big load of his hot juicy cum,and then rim him out,then suck him off again!

by I am so ashamed.reply 13008/18/2012

He has dingle berries for sure. You're sick

by I am so ashamed.reply 13108/18/2012

He looks like a Broadway chorus boy from the 1950's.

by I am so ashamed.reply 13208/18/2012

I got a good look at him today. Boxers. A Heavyweight, swinging freely.

by I am so ashamed.reply 13308/23/2012

You're a whore ass far as I'm concerned, OP.

by I am so ashamed.reply 13508/23/2012

From Michiko Kakutani's review in today's NYT of a biography of David Foster Wallace:

"...feeling perched above 'a huge black hole without a bottom.'"

by I am so ashamed.reply 13708/23/2012

Ooops, Oh, dear

Bears = bares

by I am so ashamed.reply 13808/23/2012

OP , would it be a 'legitimate' fuck ?

by I am so ashamed.reply 13908/23/2012

He's got DINGLE BERRIES people. That is just gross.

by I am so ashamed.reply 14008/24/2012

Hairy ass or smooth? Dingle berries for sure. Doesnt wipe properly. Full bush or trimmed?

by I am so ashamed.reply 14108/24/2012

Who would have thought it would have been Clint Eastwood to do it?

by I am so ashamed.reply 14209/02/2012

Id like to bend Paul Ryan over eat his hole spit in it then slide my cock in his tight ass. That would be a awesome fuck. I have nothingin common with him politically , but he looks like a hot fuck!

by I am so ashamed.reply 14309/16/2012

Well thanks for bumping this thread just share that, R144.

by I am so ashamed.reply 14511/18/2012

Leave him alone, he's just another dumb motherfucker playing the rich world politics

by I am so ashamed.reply 14612/20/2013
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