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Anal Bleaching

How does one go about it?

by Anonymousreply 8104/16/2016

Fill your fleet with Clorox and make sure you hold it in for at least an hour. Go to hospital and have emergency surgery. Then poop in a bag for the rest of your life.

by Anonymousreply 104/17/2011

The only thing worse that pubic shaving.

by Anonymousreply 204/17/2011

I find hooking up your bidet tap to a bottle of Clorox Bleach seems to do the trick. This process will strip your anus of any color while at the same time, making you feel fresh as a daisy down there.

by Anonymousreply 304/17/2011

I think it looks much better than a dark ring around the ass. Do you think Brent Corrigan does it? He has a nice asshole.

by Anonymousreply 404/17/2011

A true lady who seeks to ensure her husband is never affronted by the unsightly vision of a brown rosebud need look no further than the tried and true Porcelana.

by Anonymousreply 504/17/2011

OP, just who do you think will be staring at your hole all day? Save the money for some face work.

by Anonymousreply 604/17/2011

I make sure I have someone eat da poo poo every day. I'm fresh as a flower, in under one hour!

by Anonymousreply 704/17/2011

Ring around the asshole, ring around the asshole! Those dirty rings! You try scrubbing, you try soaking them out. And still you get-- Ring around the asshole!

by Anonymousreply 804/17/2011

OP, you can buy anal bleaching creams so you can do it in privacy at home. Otherwise you'll have to suck up every bit of pride you've ever had or ever will have and have a technician do it for you in a salon. You should know however that one of the ingredients in the bleaching solution "hydroquinone" is a known carcinogen and for that reason anal bleaching is banned in some European cities (but not in the USA)

by Anonymousreply 904/17/2011

Why am I crying without tears?

by Anonymousreply 1004/17/2011

I think Donald Trump bleaches the skin under his eyes. Have you noticed them? They're so white!

by Anonymousreply 1104/17/2011

Trump does not bleach the skin under his eyes. He just has no idea how to apply his bronzer. Look at this picture. Notice the skin around his eyes and at his temple where he has left the bronzer off. The very fact that he would go out in public much less allow his picture to be taken looking like a god damned reverse raccoon shows that the man is a complete idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1204/17/2011

Clorox Wipes with Bleach. Seriously, you'll never think about household cleaners in the same way again.

by Anonymousreply 1304/17/2011

ugh, he looks like Emperor Palatine.

by Anonymousreply 1404/17/2011

I don't know about the anal bleaching, but I wish I had never started with my anal dreadlocks. My pubic dreadlocks look ok, they even make nice nut nesting material, but those anal dreadlocks sure require a lot of maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 1504/17/2011

LOL! R7 R8 R10 R13. Thanks for laughs. There haven't been that many around here lately.

by Anonymousreply 1604/17/2011

What's the best anal bleaching product out there?

by Anonymousreply 1710/09/2011

Ancient Chinese Secret: Calgon!

by Anonymousreply 1810/09/2011

How hard could it be, OP? I bleach my pussy daily!

by Anonymousreply 1910/09/2011

Who here has played Anal Ring Toss?

by Anonymousreply 2010/09/2011

[quote] Otherwise you'll have to suck up every bit of pride you've ever had or ever will have and have a technician do it for you in a salon.

Do they even do that in salons!?!?

by Anonymousreply 2110/09/2011

What's the point if you're not spreading your ass cheeks in porn?

by Anonymousreply 2210/09/2011

R21, I did ask at my local Super Cuts, and was asked to leave. ...this was a more upscale Super Cuts that does waxing as well as mani/pedi.

by Anonymousreply 2310/09/2011

What the fuck did you have ruin a perfectly good fucking thread with mention of fucking Donald Trump.Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 2410/09/2011

This fuckbuddy I used to have had a great cock, but he desperately needed to have this done, but how do you bring up this subject?

by Anonymousreply 2510/09/2011

You would think that Makeup Artist's Choice would have a home kit by now.

How about dental peroxide gel and a mirror?

Watch Margaret Cho get it done professionally...

by Anonymousreply 2610/09/2011

Im confused. Does anal bleaching do something other than remove hair on your hole?

by Anonymousreply 2710/09/2011

OP, I hope you are kidding. Because everyone else is. Do NOT attempt this at home.

by Anonymousreply 2810/09/2011

Smear peanut butter around your holy grail and let the weasels at it. It'll be as clean as a whistle.

A raw, red whistle.

by Anonymousreply 2910/09/2011

Thanks for the laugh, r29.

by Anonymousreply 3010/09/2011

Do you have a dog, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3110/09/2011

Our secret is called Pearl Cream.

by Anonymousreply 3210/09/2011

I tried licorice extract on a hyperpigmented brown spot I'd had for 25 years and it was gone in one month. Not sure how it would work on the hole...

by Anonymousreply 3310/09/2011

OP

There are skin bleaching producs that people use for their armpits, backside, or to lessen body marks and so on.

Asking your dermatologist for treatments/ other options is the best solution for something like this. Relax, they get asked about this a million times.

And remember, using wet wipes to clean yourself (like baby wipes) It's a great way to maintain a clean bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3410/09/2011

Crest Ass Strips.

by Anonymousreply 3510/09/2011

There's a place in the LA area that's famous for anal bleaching, Pink Cheeks. They have a website where you can order kits to anal bleach at home.

by Anonymousreply 3610/09/2011

What causes the need for this? Not wiping? You can get skid marks on your own skin?

by Anonymousreply 3710/09/2011

this is a *serious* suggestion (clorox? lol) that I want to share with anyone who is actually interested in safe, at-home anal bleaching.

The answer is a Vitamin C serum. It's extremely safe and is DIY. Just create a solution of 10-20% vitamin C crystals in distilled water (can add glycerin for consistency) and apply to the dark areas. It should gradually fade the dark skin.

Over time, vitamin C at this percentage should also result in the production of elastin and collagen so you will have the anal skin of a gayling FOREVAH!

by Anonymousreply 3802/08/2013

OP, in your case I suggest you drink the bleach, lots of it. Surely some will come out the other end!

by Anonymousreply 3902/08/2013

The only way I would EVER consider rimming someone is if he douched with bleach first. So I guess it's never gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 4002/08/2013

That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!

by Anonymousreply 4102/08/2013

Do you think those Tide stain pens would work?

by Anonymousreply 4202/08/2013

gayling thread

by Anonymousreply 4302/08/2013

I revived this thread to give my vitamin C recommendation and now you all have ruined it with clever replies. Thanks eldergays :p

by Anonymousreply 4402/08/2013

R38/R44=got his medical degree from ITT Technical Institute.

by Anonymousreply 4502/08/2013

Wipe your ass and keep your hole clean. You will never have to worry about bleaching. Staining of the area is caused by not cleaning properly. Now you know. Ewwwwwww.

by Anonymousreply 4602/08/2013

R46 uh no. Many white people develop darker anal skin and it has nothing to do with hygiene. Porn stars either have it bleached or sometimes wear makeup over it.

if feces residue stained like that wouldn't most gays have completely stained penises?

by Anonymousreply 4702/08/2013

I don't understand what the point of this is.

Also, isn't it dangerous to be using hydroquinone cream around orfices like that when the chemicals could get inside of you.

by Anonymousreply 4802/08/2013

What in the world causes rectal staining? Not wiping well?

by Anonymousreply 4902/08/2013

it is an epidemic among gaylings.

by Anonymousreply 5002/08/2013

R48 almost no one uses hydroquinone for anal bleaching. Most people stay away from it completely, actually.

R49 It's not usually staining. The entire perinial area on white people (which would include the anus, scrotum, penis) tends to have darker pigmentation that other skin. The reason I'm sure it's not staining is that I actually suffered from vitiligo in the perinial area and gradually lost all the pigment (yes, white people can get vitiligo too).

anyone who doesn't notice the dark skin can't have seen many naked white people or anuses.

by Anonymousreply 5102/08/2013

[quote]almost no one uses hydroquinone for anal bleaching. Most people stay away from it completely, actually.

Then what do they use?

by Anonymousreply 5202/08/2013

I know SNL once made a reference to the Kardashian sisters having it done, but I don't know if that was based on anything.

by Anonymousreply 5302/08/2013

Toothbrush and baking soda. Gentle circular motions.

by Anonymousreply 5402/08/2013

Not all of us white people have doo-doo stains. You're some nasty mofos.

by Anonymousreply 5502/08/2013

R52 there are many ingredients that lighten the skin. The best imo is vitamin C as it is very safe and topical application has been studied extensively.

I think most commercial skin lighteners use arbutin or kojic acid. Vitamin C isn't used as much because it is unstable. But a lightening serum can be made at home use vitamin C crystals (10-20%) and distilled water.

Vitamin C is also amazing for facial skin because it is an anti-oxidant and promotes the production of elastin and collagen.

by Anonymousreply 5602/08/2013

Im naturally pink.

by Anonymousreply 5702/08/2013

Corrected.

I naturally stink..

by Anonymousreply 5802/09/2013

Since when did "porn stars do it" become a good reason for doing something?

by Anonymousreply 5902/09/2013

It's not just white people that have darker pigmentation in the genitals and anal area. Blacks and Asians have it too. I think it's more pronounced on Asians, actually. Blacks can even get a bluish appearance, and I'm not trolling I just don't know how better to describe it. Check below for what I mean..

by Anonymousreply 6002/09/2013

I love a black ass with a sweet pink love hole.

by Anonymousreply 6102/09/2013

R60 Mr. Marcus! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 6202/09/2013

This must be a problem for you Southern Belles. We Yankee ladies with our alabaster skin tones have pinkish, northern European honey holes. .. I have no idea as to what you should do. .. Perhaps, just leave the lights off

by Anonymousreply 6302/09/2013

Is this why people get their gentles bleached? Is this what gay men consider sexy?

by Anonymousreply 6402/09/2013

[quote]Is this why people get their gentles bleached?

What are "gentles"? Anything like "my fine washables," or "unmentionables"? I only use Woolite.

by Anonymousreply 6502/09/2013

R60 I said white people because I have had the opportunity to "inspect" the perineal area of many white men but not that of many black or asian men. I was speaking from my own experiences.

Here is a (Eastern European?) porn performer who has unbleached anal skin. This subject has particularly dark pigment around his anus:

by Anonymousreply 6602/09/2013

OP, Xtreme Brite is suppose to be good. I am an escort, so I have to make every inch of my body look good.

by Anonymousreply 6702/09/2013

If you don't look good, we don't look good!

by Anonymousreply 6802/11/2013

I can't believe people think the pigmentation around the undercarriage is from staining. What a bunch of childish retards. It's because the area is never properly exposed to sunlight.

by Anonymousreply 6902/12/2013

I never realized having a ring around your a-hole is a problem? I always thought that was just...normal.

by Anonymousreply 7002/12/2013

[quote]testing

[quote]testing

by Anonymousreply 7102/12/2013

shreeeeeeeeek.

by Anonymousreply 7206/04/2013

Apparently this company makes safe anal bleaching.

That company, Body Action, also has a "Anal Desensitizing" Spray so first time bottoms can mildly anesthetize their buttholes!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7303/13/2014

OP-sand blasting should do it. Call your local building maintenance company.

by Anonymousreply 7403/13/2014

Oh my, R73! That was an amazon link. My personal shopping recommendations are about to get FREAKY.

by Anonymousreply 7503/13/2014

Antisocial attempts at "shocking" behavior is a sign of deep rooted self loathing and shame. It is also why many gay men attempt to have everything on their outside look perfect, because they feel so flawed inwardly due to familial and societal ostracism. The use of degrading language is also a symptom of sexual abuse, language becomes one more way that the survivor numbs out.

When our society raises generations of homosexuals in loving and accepting environments this type of behavior will naturally diminish.

by Anonymousreply 7603/13/2014

here ya go, OP

by Anonymousreply 7703/13/2014

Actual bleach on the mucous membrane rosebud skin?

That doesn't sound safe. Or necessary. It's not like shit stains your anus.

by Anonymousreply 7803/14/2014

bump for the guy looking for anal bleaching

by Anonymousreply 7904/16/2016

I wouldn't know.

by Anonymousreply 8004/16/2016

My anus is as white as the late Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 8104/16/2016
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