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BREAKING NEWS: Tina Fey''s Husband Is Short

Did you know that? I did not picture him like this. Not that I spent much time thinking about the subject. None really.%0D %0D What other celebrities have shocking looking spouses?

by Anonymousreply 4611/12/2012

Wow, he's almost dwarf-sized. My guess is a short guy with a likely Napoleon complex is probably the only man who could put up with being married to her bossiness.

The daughter's a sassy-cute little thing, though.

by Anonymousreply 104/11/2011

And she's knocked up again! That probably deserves its own thread.

What will this mean for our beloved Liz Lemon?! Will there finally be a pregnancy story on 30 Rock, or will they explain the weight gain by having Liz join a "funnel cake of the month club" and just up the "Liz is a fat unlovable spinster" jokes by 50%.

by Anonymousreply 204/11/2011

Well, in all honesty she got as good as she could get.

by Anonymousreply 304/11/2011

He's a beast, but then her looks are nothing to write home about either.

She is grossly overrated as a comic actress. She may be a very skilled writer-producer, but she can't act to save her life.

by Anonymousreply 404/11/2011

Even more interesting is that the article states she lost her virginity to the midget at AGE 24. She really is the nerd she makes herself out to be.

by Anonymousreply 504/11/2011

is he the one on the right or the one on the left?

by Anonymousreply 604/11/2011

I didn't know she was famous enough to get bitchy comments about her hobbit husband in tabloids outside the US. That said, I love her

by Anonymousreply 804/11/2011

If we are talking about stars with surprising spouses...how about Hugh Jackman and his wife? She's not a troll, but she's not nearly as hot as you'd expect a sex symbol's wife to be.%0D %0D %0D Clive Owen is another one with a surprisingly average-looking wife.

by Anonymousreply 904/11/2011

Her kid looks like Billy Joe Armstrong sans eyeliner.%0D %0D (BJ Armstrong is also a dwarf. Claims he is 5'5" or 5'6" - no fucking way. The guy is about 5'3")

by Anonymousreply 1004/11/2011

[quote]She is grossly overrated as a comic actress. She may be a very skilled writer-producer, but she can't act to save her life.

I agree.

Her daughter is cute, she looks just like her.

by Anonymousreply 1104/11/2011

Im going to link this photo every time a troll here tries to say that an actor is 5'. This is what a five feet tall man looks like folks.

by Anonymousreply 1204/11/2011

Why start threads to trash people?

by Anonymousreply 1304/11/2011

I have a friend who is married to a guy who is 5'3." He's very handsome and fit. He tried to be an actor, but his height got in the way. He used to get jobs like dressing as a rabbit at the Central Park Easter egg roll. It's a shame. He's a good actor and has a very handsome face and not an ounce of body fat.%0D %0D Now he is a computer repairman.

by Anonymousreply 1404/11/2011

She's very talented and successful. And not too bad looking.%0D %0D What a shame she had to settle for a short guy.

by Anonymousreply 1504/11/2011

r13, are you new here? Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 1604/11/2011

r9, who care what the beards look like. It is called "true love" because looks or age do not matter at all.

by Anonymousreply 1704/11/2011

Tina Fey is only 5'4" so hubby must be in the 4"7" range. Obviously he has a love staff in the same range.

by Anonymousreply 1804/11/2011

The weird thing is that her daughter is 17.

by Anonymousreply 1904/11/2011

she looks angry in those photos, and a little dykey. The kid is cute.%0D %0D There was something funny by her in the New Yorker recently

by Anonymousreply 2004/11/2011

He must've been sitting down when they met.

by Anonymousreply 2104/11/2011

I want them to do the Rhea Perlman/Danny DeVito story.

Or vice versa.

by Anonymousreply 2204/11/2011

The Shortest Man in the World%0D %0D BlindGossip %E2%80%93 A certain multi-talented actress was backstage during the recent run-through of a talk show. While the host was trying out introductory bits, he made a remark about this actress%E2%80%99 husband being the %E2%80%9Cshortest man in the world%E2%80%9D. She could have been annoyed or shocked but instead let out a bigger laugh than anyone else.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2304/11/2011

Love her, but I found it odd that she made her husband a producer on the show. Theme music composer, OK, but he's also a producer on the show? Wha?

by Anonymousreply 2404/11/2011

Its the thing to do right now in Hollywood r24. Have a husband? Make him a producer so you can take home two checks and control his whereabouts at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 2504/11/2011

The article says he's 5'0".

by Anonymousreply 2604/11/2011

I had to get out a magnifying glass just to see them in the pictures.

by Anonymousreply 2704/11/2011

It's a good idea to make your spouse a producer. That way, if there's a divorce, s/he has their own money source and doesn't need so much alimony.

by Anonymousreply 2804/11/2011

I hope she used someone else's sperm to conceive, so her kids have a chance to be normal sized.

I guess we know where the idea came from for the episode where Liz Lemon dated a dwarf (the guy from The Station).

by Anonymousreply 2904/11/2011

Not only is her husband ultra short, he has a fug face. He's atrocious. I saw a recent picture of him in a local paper, he also has buggy eyes. He's also wide looking, short, stocky and squat, how unappealing.

He's a producer on her show, huh? What a joke that is, meanwhile some real producer with actual talent is out of a job. Nepotism, you gotta love it, not.

As for Fey, I never got her appeal, to me it's college humor, which when you're into your 30s-40s, it's simply not funny any longer.

I agree, she's not much of an actress, if it wasn't for Alec Baldwin, and the rest of the cast, that show wouldn't have survived the first season!

by Anonymousreply 3004/11/2011

Tina Fey's husband is currently being treated for hearing voices: "Oompa Loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you will listen to me..."

by Anonymousreply 3104/11/2011

I think she's gotten somewhat better as the show has gone on.

So, has she only ever had sex with the dwarf?

by Anonymousreply 3204/11/2011

You guys shouldn't make so many assumptions. Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He's a comedic talent in his own right.

by Anonymousreply 3304/11/2011

She was a virgin until she was 24 so she's probably not too picky when it comes to men.

by Anonymousreply 3404/11/2011

[quote]Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He's a comedic talent in his own right.

Moreover, he represents the Lollipop Guild!

by Anonymousreply 3504/11/2011

Tina Fey steps out with her better half (pint).

by Anonymousreply 3604/11/2011

She probably has severe insecurities about her looks if she will date a man that unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 3704/11/2011

[quote] Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows

What mainstream shows? I haven't heard of Second City since the 1970s, except for SCTV in the 80s, which wasn't even American.

by Anonymousreply 3804/11/2011

"You guys shouldn't make so many assumptions. Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He's a comedic talent in his own right."

What a load of bollocks, no one heard of this guy until he married Tina Fey!

IIRC, years ago, during an interview, Letterman, or Conan, was even making fun of this guy when Tina told one of them she was marrying him! Something like, "You're marrying HIM?!"

The Canadian SCTV had nothing to do with the US Second City Comedy troupe. Mainstream shows? Where? What shows?

Surely you don't mean TV shows, there were never any 'Second City' TV shows except for the Canadian comedy group!

by Anonymousreply 3904/11/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 4004/11/2011

Tina Fey's daughter, Alice, is absolutely a "Mini-Me."

by Anonymousreply 4104/11/2011

I bet he is great in bed.

by Anonymousreply 4204/11/2011

Apparently this man is incredibly sexy and was able to score the most beautiful chicks (Angelina Jolie types) in high school.

by Anonymousreply 4304/11/2011

bump

by Anonymousreply 4411/12/2012

Will Peter Dinklage be playing him in the biopic?

by Anonymousreply 4511/12/2012

She's 5'5" so he can't be 5'. He looks at least 8 inches shorter than she is.

by Anonymousreply 4611/12/2012
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