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Unusual and Weird Cock Shapes and Sizes You Have Seen

I was at the gay bathhouses showering, when this cute guy stepped into the showers. He took off his towel and when I saw his cock I was stunned. I tried not to stare, as it is rude but he had the most unusual cock I had ever seen. It was at least 5 inches WIDE and 5 inches long. It looked like it was another scrotum hanging off his scrotum. Two round balls, one hanging off the other. I'd never seen anything like it. Do you guys have any stories to share about Unusual and Weird Cock Shapes and Sizes You Have Seen?

by Anonymousreply 3311/05/2014

There was the nude model in a college art class who had a cork-screw cock. The thing twisted when hanging limp so that the underside of the head was facing out. He popped a boner during a posing session (he was like nineteen or twenty, so it's not surprising) and watching that thing unwind while rising was trippy.

by Anonymousreply 404/02/2011

I've been with a few guys who's cocks curve and run parallel to their body when erect. I think it's hot.

by Anonymousreply 504/02/2011

This is going to be a great thread, OP. %0D %0D I played with a guy whose cock pointed down when it got hard. Difficult to describe..it went straight out a ways and then pointed to the floor. Strange.

by Anonymousreply 604/02/2011

I was going to turn a guy down because of his small dick, but he told me not to worry, and he was right, during sex his dick gets bigger & bigger, so wired that i broke up with him.

by Anonymousreply 704/02/2011

This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 804/02/2011

[quote]I played with a guy whose cock pointed down when it got hard. Difficult to describe..it went straight out a ways and then pointed to the floor. Strange. Eddie Murphy is like that. He talked about it in his Playboy interview. I remember because he said if he was lying in bed and you were at the foot of it, his dick would curve to you.

by Anonymousreply 904/02/2011

Much like the tuna can story, I ran into someone with other looking like a tangerine. The skin even.resembled the tangerine. I endured the one sexual encounter and seriously don't want any more. I feel badly, but I can't do it again.

by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2013

I wanted to fuck this 6'7" guy. I knew his dick had to be big. But what I didn't foresee that this incircumsized twisted in an exact "J". It was the weirdest shit. I tried it but it made my pussy feel like it was being bent out of shape. Woo I pass!

by Anonymousreply 1102/28/2013

He had an average size cock but a very small head that came to a sharp point. It was almost like an arrowhead. It was pretty repulsive actually.

I had a relationship with a guy where the opening for his cock wasn't at the top of his penis but underneath the head. He had a huge premature ejaculation problem and I always wondered if it was because of the opening being in a different spot.

by Anonymousreply 1202/28/2013

my step daughters husband got drunk and we put him to bed,....his cock was like a childs, very tiny like the small finger,and a tiny helmet,...NOW i know why she,s so miserable,

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2013

A guy I know has about 8 inches with a very small skinny head. The shaft is very thick and then the base is even skinnier than the head.

by Anonymousreply 1411/28/2013

I love this thread, this is a good thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 1511/28/2013

I was with a guy with Peyronie's disease, his dick was completely bent downwards, even when rock hard. It worked fine in terms of ejaculating, but I think whoever he penetrated might find it awkward or uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 1611/28/2013

Has anyone seen that guy on YouTube with the huge silicone pumped cock? It's a shame because he's really buff and his dick must have been huge to begin with but he kept pumping it up till it looked like a lumpy mess.

by Anonymousreply 1711/28/2013

r17 Link? Sheesh

by Anonymousreply 1811/29/2013

I only saw the video once R18 and that was awhile back.

by Anonymousreply 1911/29/2013

Bareback porn 'star' Antonio Biaggi has a huge penis but unfortunately it is ugly due to it's proportions. It is as fat and wide as a cucumber, but comes to a point with a tiny glans hidden under a hood of dark foreskin. I know most of you here will say "so what! I'm not noticing the glans because it's so big and beautiful" or "so what! We like the chewy, funky, natural looking foreskin" but the truth is it is disproportionate and ugly, the glans ruins it. He's got nice balls though.

by Anonymousreply 2011/29/2013

My current fuck buddy has a dick that points downwards when he's hard.

Hugest dick I've ever seen, tho, and I'm sure if it went UP it would probably make him dizzy from blood loss in his brain.

by Anonymousreply 2111/29/2013

Does it bend to the left too, r21?

by Anonymousreply 2211/29/2013

No - it hangs straight down.

He tried to make a joke of it when we first started fucking. I told him that it weighs too damned much when it's full of blood to stick up so it has to swing low.

And that's what it does. Real low and heavy.

by Anonymousreply 2311/29/2013

Now be honest....all of you know "this guy" is really you.

by Anonymousreply 2411/29/2013

A guy I played with had a dick opening that was more like a split that went from the middle under and a good inch underneath. It was sort of like a cobra head but not foreskin. He said it was natural and not something he had done. Actually it was fun blowing him. Reminded me of eating pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2511/29/2013

R25 should turn in his gay card.

Gay men don't eat pussy. Ew.

by Anonymousreply 2611/29/2013

I slept with two different guys who had one testicle. Each that is, not in total. It wasn't something we ever discussed.

by Anonymousreply 2711/29/2013

Professional football player. Just enormous. It was as big as my leg.

by Anonymousreply 2811/29/2013

ama on reddit

by Anonymousreply 2901/02/2014

r12 & r25 describe what sounds like dysplasia, IIRC. It's becoming more common due to pesticides and pollution.

by Anonymousreply 3001/02/2014

I'm a 43 yr old mom, married. My son , who is 16, has huge balls. I'm at...laura36d@hotmail.com

by Anonymousreply 3102/28/2014

A hot country boy I once did literally had a u shaped dick! You couldnt really do anything with it,wich was probably why he was trying gay sex anyway.I always wondered if he ever got it fixed,or if he could get it fixed.

by Anonymousreply 3202/28/2014

Muscle Eddie

by Anonymousreply 3311/05/2014
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