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Frau on the train

Tonight on the downtown 1 train, a hausfrau gets on at 50th Street with her spawn.

The spawn takes out a bag of pistachio nuts and starts to shell and eat them. (and should be noted that he did not throw the shells on the floor)

The frau notices another frau watching them, and proudly says: "Oliver ONLY eats pistachios.....shelling them improves his motor skills"

I felt like saying: "Oliver will need those motor skills when he sticks up his middle finger and tells you to go fuck yourself"

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2013

Move it along, toots. Nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 103/30/2011

Only pistachios? Really?

by Anonymousreply 203/30/2011

OP, please share what your outrage is based on. Is it the child eating on the train (but not making a mess or scene, as you point out), the mother's bragging to another mother about it (typical, yeah), or something you didn't share because you were so nonplussed?

I loathe the entitled, haughty, vulgar things and their insufferable, rude broods. But you didn't explain. As R1 suggested.

by Anonymousreply 303/30/2011

The 'frau' must be doing something right, if she's trained the kid to not put shells on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 403/30/2011

OP, this tale would have been so much more fun if the pistachio nuts were peanuts. Talk about a missed opportunity!

by Anonymousreply 503/30/2011

You should have declared in response, "Yum! Pistachios are my 2nd favorite kind of nut!"

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by Anonymousreply 603/30/2011

op's mother never allowed him to eat pistachios.

by Anonymousreply 703/30/2011

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by Anonymousreply 803/30/2011

I'm too bored by this story to even say this never happened.

by Anonymousreply 903/30/2011

Extra Spicy Tale

by Anonymousreply 1003/30/2011

OP, you sound annoying.

by Anonymousreply 1103/30/2011

Am I the only one who thinks this story would have been better if the kid threw the shells at OP rather than properly disposing of them?

by Anonymousreply 1203/30/2011

Finally a mother who's feeding her child nuts instead of ranting about allergies, and what does she get here? %0D %0D A rant.%0D %0D I love DL. It makes me feel like way less of a bitch by comparison.

by Anonymousreply 1303/31/2011

Pine nut, pistachio nut, pecan it's a nut but you don't say pecan nut, pistachio nut, peanut...

by Anonymousreply 1403/31/2011

Well, I think the story is funny. Could imagine many a self-important middle-class Mum doing that. Except it does sound invented.

by Anonymousreply 1503/31/2011

I like "Oliver." And the train is an interesting twist too. So much DL potential only to fall flat.

by Anonymousreply 1603/31/2011

I am furiously punch-fisting my own dripping cunt in rightful indignation at being space-raped by a frau and her spawn, and I cannot believe you are not screaming in angry power with me!

by Anonymousreply 1703/31/2011

Tonight on the downtown 1 train, a Frou Frou Graue Schnauzen Frau gets on at 50th Street with her spawn.

The spawn takes out a nut bag and sharts two shells and eats them. (and should be noted that he did not throw up the shells on the floor)

The Frau notices another Frau watching them, and proudly says: "Oliver Wendell, Jr., the dahling, ONLY eats pistachios.....shelling them improves his motors kills"

I felt like saying: "Oliver Wendell, Jr., will need those motors kills when he sticks his middle finger up his and tells (missing text) to go fuck (missing text) self."

World Taekwondo Federation

by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2011

Why would this kid want to tell his mother to go fuck herself for letting him eat pistachios? Pistachios are delicious.

by Anonymousreply 1903/31/2011

"Frau" is your word for "my self-hatred."

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by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2013
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