You can't get your mouth around the thing to eat it. Also, why do they charge extra for quacamole?
Why does Chipotle overstuff their burritos?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/28/2013|
why do you care? you cant even get your subject verb number in agreement. How do you even know they are overstuffed?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/21/2011|
I've had my mouth around bigger things.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/21/2011|
so use a fork and knife
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/21/2011|
Just go and watch the cute guys sliding them into their mouths with ease and imagine how great they'd be at deep throating you.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/21/2011|
The sentence seemed grammatically correct to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/21/2011|
Chipolte is not a THEY... Chipolte is an it. Chipolte takes the third person singular possessive pronoun. Not the third person PLURAL possessive pronoun, dumb ass. Why does Chipolte overstuff its burritos?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/21/2011|
Filled with worthless rice so you feel like you're getting something.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/21/2011|
Ok so what would be the *correct* sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/21/2011|
MHB, four times 'Chipolte?'
Once is a typo; four times is ignorance.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/21/2011|
Because I'm hungry, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/21/2011|
What a lot of grief you guys are giving over a simple question?
Silly me, I forgot I was on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/21/2011|
Why would anyone go to Chipotle, when they could go to Freebird's.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/21/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/21/2011|
What R3 said.%0D %0D Order a "bol" instead if you can't deepthroat the burrito, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/21/2011|
You get more stuff in the bowl.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/21/2011|
Freebirds... MUCH better, in every way:
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/21/2011|
And if you order a vegetarian burrito or bowl, the guacamole is free....
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/21/2011|
I agree that they stuff their burritos with way too much rice.
I miss living in SF and having REAL mission style burritos from the taquerias on Mission and Valencia Streets. I lived there before Chipotle came around and it was sheer heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/21/2011|
Chipotle never over-stuffs my burritos with too much rice. In fact, since I don't ask for it, they don't even put rice in.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/21/2011|
OP, guacamole is made of avocadoes, and avocadoes are an expensive ingredient.%0D %0D At the grocery store, a small little avocado which contains only a small amount of ingredient, costs $1.50 each sometimes $2.00 each.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/21/2011|
Shit-hole-ay is how I pronounce it.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/21/2011|
The Chipotle burrito has about 20,000 calories!%0D %0D Just kidding, but it does have a ton of calories.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/21/2011|
I can't believe Steve Ells is worth billions. I love the veggie burrito, but damn I am jealous.
He does have fucked-up lips, though. And I bet he is a real sex freak! One can just tell from his pent-up looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/21/2011|
R16, it's OK... I love your voluptuous rolls. I can grab a hold of my Rubenesque boy!
We'll have fresh-baked chocolate cookies after stuffing our burritos.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/21/2011|
R16, or order a "boi" if you cannot handle the "bol."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/21/2011|
Can't stand the food. Took a relative a couple years back; we were going to split the burrito; but she had it stuffed with just about everything (like a casserole inside a flour tortilla).%0D %0D %0D I just got a quesadilla with chicken and cheese. Toppings were separate. (To be fair, topping for her burrito were separate.)
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/21/2011|
Who is the moron going on about Freebird's? A local restaurant that no one else knows about. And why does r27 feel the need to post that she doesn't like it. Argh!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/22/2011|
Burritos are not made to get your mouth around them. You go to any good taqueria and order one and you will find they are too thick for that. They are eaten with a knife and fork like an enchilada, rather than as a finger food taco.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/22/2011|
[quote]Who is the moron going on about Freebird's? A local restaurant that no one else knows about.%0D %0D Regional, not local. Restaurants in several states. %0D %0D And I'm posting about it because once you go to one, it makes Chopotle look like complete shit.%0D %0D It's also a very liberal place, supportive of progressive causes. It's worth checking out if it's in your area, or if you're visiting an area it's in.%0D %0D Seriously, why the rage?%0D %0D The food is ten times better, there are ten times the options for your burrito, the quality and freshness is better, the atmosphere is better... if you can, check it out. You'll never want to go back to Chipotle.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/22/2011|
Damn...I know what I'll have for lunch today...at Freebirds that is. I agree with everyone who says that Chipolte overtuffs with rice. Freebirds is the bomb.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/22/2011|
"quacamole"%0D %0D Oh, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/22/2011|
A burrito translates as little donkey. I'm quite sure many of you have had a little donkey up your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/22/2011|
Order them without the rice, better, easier to eat and a more reasonable size. Plus, fewer calories.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/22/2011|
Went to Freebird's once; counter girl was a bitch. Never went back.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/22/2011|
Chipotle burritos are also overstuffed with sodium.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/22/2011|
i want misshelenbedd's burrito
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/22/2011|
What is Freebirds. I used to like Qdoba, but it always gives me the runs.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/22/2011|
It's the Chipotle troll%0D %0D Hey, they put in what you ask for. I decline beans sometimes and sometimes I'll decline meat, and sometimes I'll decline the flour tortilla and have a bowl or salad.%0D %0D Your real question should be "why do I overstuff my Chipotle burrito?"
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/22/2011|
I want Taco Bueno.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/22/2011|
I shouldn't advertise this but Chipolte, at least in NYC has pretty clean bathrooms if you are in a pinch.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/22/2011|
I may not always agree with her sexism, but misshelenbedd is correct, as usual, on grammatical points.
The correct sentence should read: Why does Chipotle overstuff ITS burritos?
It is a common mistake for uneducated people or those who speak consistently in the vernacular, such as sports casters, to use the plural pronouns they and their for groups with many members.
The members are plural, the team or group is singular.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/22/2011|
I can't believe you have turned a thread about Chipotle into a grammar pissing match.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/22/2011|
Burritos should be big enough to eat with a fork and knife. If you eat your burritos in your hand, you are thinking of Taco Bell and those aren't real burritos (or real meat) any more than McDonalds is a real hamburger.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/22/2011|
its not a pissing match, and you trying to label it one shows you are typical BFF as MHB says.
Nobody has refuted her... But you want to try and reframe this as if she has somehow done something wrong, because that is the only way you know how to react to anything she says.
All she has said is what is correct grammar. Nobody has defended OP. Nobody has said their is correct, therefore it isnt in any way shape or form a pissing match.
But that doesnt matter to you, does it.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/22/2011|
R41, "in a pinch" or "need to pinch one"?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/22/2011|
Wet burritos are eaten with a fork and knife; dry burritos can be eaten either with fork and knife or in hand, depending on size.
Mission style burritos served dry, i.e., without sauce atop (which is typical) can be eaten by hand. I lived in SF where this style of burrito emerged and people ate them both ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/22/2011|
Take it down a notch r45. I have no issues with MHB. Unlike most on here, I find her funny. It's the follow up responses that get all pissy for pissy's sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/22/2011|
I didn't realise MHB is a woman, R45.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/22/2011|
dont order me to "take it down," asshole. Your male sexism obviously is uncomfortable with any powerful woman and you perceive any woman who speaks at equal volume with a male to be "over the top."
I will say what I want when I want how I want. I have just as much right to be here as you, and you have NO RIGHT to impose your hegemony and domineering ways on my. I am free R48, regardless of your internalized femophobia.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/22/2011|
Street burritos in Mexico are just slightly larger than a taco and eaten with no knife or fork. Typically wrapped in paper like a gyros you munch as you walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/22/2011|
"Your male sexism obviously is uncomfortable with any powerful woman"
Just because you bottom doesn't mean you have a vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/22/2011|
I went on the Chipotle web page to look at the calorie chart.
All of the key ingredients are listed singularly.
Add them all up to find out the total amount of calories. It does seem that the menu now lists the total amount by each dish.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/22/2011|
My overstuffed pussy sings a triumphant song of beany-meaty joy.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/22/2011|
I think The Exodus stuff is garbage and useless, and possibly even damaging but, having said that, how does it not fall under freedom of speech? We all applauded the evil Phelps group for winning their SCOTUS battle. How is this different? Not trying to be snarky. This is a legitimate question.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/22/2011|
I obviously posted in the wrong thread at R55. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/22/2011|
r53, if you are in California it's now the law to list the calories.%0D %0D I starting getting the Chipotle bowl instead of burrito after I saw that flower tortilla is 290 calories.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/22/2011|
[quote] after I saw that flower tortilla is 290 calories.%0D %0D Oh, deer. This thread is just disintegrating before our eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/22/2011|
[quote]Oh, deer. This thread is just disintegrating before our eyes.
Oh, DEAR is right!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/22/2011|
"after I saw that flower tortilla"
I'm sure you petaled away furiously from Chipotle.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/22/2011|
I think it was a play on words, R59. R58 was choosing a homophone to reflect the mistake R57 made
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/22/2011|
He can call it flour if he wants to.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/22/2011|
r42 sportscasters is one word. Don't worry, though. It's a common mistake for the common.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/22/2011|
as mhb so appropriately says, R63, That all you got?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/22/2011|
Avoiding Freebirds because one counter woman was having a bad day is kind of stupid.%0D %0D The food is SOOOOO good.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/22/2011|
R42, in Britain, Ireland, Australia and most other English speaking countries, sports teams are considered as collective nouns. If you watch the BBC, you will hear 'Manchester United are winning...' and you will also hear 'McDonald's has introduced a new burger...'
Of course, OP was inconsistent - he should have said 'Why DO Chipotle overstuff their burritos?' but I'm sick of Americans acting like they invented the English language.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/22/2011|
A lady always uses a knife and fork.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/22/2011|
"but I'm sick of Americans acting like they invented the English language."
Unknot your knickers.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/23/2011|
Chipotle was started by a gay guy in Denver who is now incredibly wealthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/23/2011|
R66, please see:
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/23/2011|
Not everyone lives in an area with good, authentic Mexican restaurants. The Northeast doesn't have many good Mexican restaurants so Qdoba or Chipotle do when you get a craving for "Mexican" food. I once had a burrito at a local Mexican place and it was absolutely disgusting. I had to throw it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/28/2013|