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Joe Jonas: "I''m not gay!"

"There's nothing wrong with being gay," Joe Jonas says, "but I'm not."

The middle Jonas brother, 21, was bluntly asked if he's gay by paparazzi last January. Details speculates that part of the reason for the rumors may have been Jonas's playful video homage to Beyonc%C3%A9's "Single Ladies," in which he dressed in a leotard and heels and danced to make good on a sports bet with some friends.

by Anonymousreply 11308/18/2013

Ugh. They NEVER come out as gay until they have all the money in the bank they think they need. NONE of those little fuckdorks. Too afraid of losing $$$ and fans. Hell, Gay Aiken would still be in the closet if he hadn't been outed ten ways from Sunday after the Kelly Ripa deal. %0D %0D Not saying this little douche is gay, just that it never seems that ANY teenybopper pop star EVER EVER EVER says "Yeah, I'm gay. So what?"

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2011

Joe isn't aging well, so who cares.

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2011

If he's publicising it in a magazine he's been told by his PR people it's an issue. %0D %0D Ergo, he's gay, and fronting. %0D %0D If he wasn't he wouldn't give two hoots, he'd be secure in his sexuality not to give a damn let alone rant on about it. %0D %0D Just like Jake Gyllenhaal, absolutely running terrified of it.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2011

I'm so relieved.

by Anonymousreply 403/16/2011

[quote]They NEVER come out as gay until they have all the money in the bank they think they need.

That seems to suggest that many, or even a few, came out when they became untouchably wealthy.

Honestly? I am not being belligerent, I honestly want to know, how many actors/performers can you list who are gay, became wealthy, and then came out?

My feeling is, 98% of those actors/performers, are gay, become wealthy, and remain closeted.

by Anonymousreply 503/16/2011

Well Justin Timberlake has a ton of money, he is still bearding like crazy

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2011

Ricky Martin said the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 803/16/2011

Well, what do you want them to say OP? I would just wait till some video shows up with some guy period or else just dream on.

by Anonymousreply 903/16/2011

"some guy period"? I didn't know guys had periods.

by Anonymousreply 1003/16/2011

Um, how many years ago was that fucking Beyonce video? That's not why people think you're gay, Joe. It's because you live in West Hollywood and walk your little gay dog around town like a gay guy looking for a hookup.

by Anonymousreply 1103/16/2011

his pussy is drying up

by Anonymousreply 1203/16/2011

Here he is shopping with a Johnny Wier look alike friend

by Anonymousreply 1303/16/2011

and here is with his french friend of 3 years,

Whenever he breaks up with some girl..we see these two together.

by Anonymousreply 1403/16/2011

Did he say it with an exclamation point like that? Seems a little defensive.

by Anonymousreply 1503/16/2011

What former teen idols HAVE come out as gay?%0D %0D Tab of the girly teeny boppers of the 70s or 80s...%0D %0D The Dr. Quinn guy....%0D %0D I don't know if all these guys we swear are gay really are or if they just genetically look femminine. Which seems to be what teen girls like.

by Anonymousreply 1603/16/2011

The Dr. Quinn guy, Chad Allen was outed... and then he came out.

Funny thing about getting outed (like getting a picture of you making out with someone in a hot tub), it makes staying in the closet a tad ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2011

But I think that if David and Shawn Cassidy and Leif Garrett were stars TODAY - we'd all swear up and down they are gay. And they aren't.

by Anonymousreply 1803/16/2011

Are the Jonas Brothers over? They're not as popular as they once were a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 1903/16/2011

[quote] Ricky Martin said the same thing.%0D %0D I don't recall his ever denying he was gay. I remember he wouldn't answer questions about his private life.

by Anonymousreply 2003/16/2011

The Jonas franchise is still kind of successful and it would hurt their overlord's family friendly image to have presented a fag (or a whole bunch of fags?) to the Christian value audience.

A company hates nothing more than to lose a dollar or two, because of a gay scandal. Losing it because the product is total shit is ok and gets maybe a shrugging shoulder motion, but when it's a fag then it's really really the closeted fag's fault.

by Anonymousreply 2103/16/2011

Are the Jonas Brothers over? Damn fucking straight they are!

by Anonymousreply 2203/16/2011

Teen idols only come out if and when their career is well and truly dried up and there's nothing left to lose. Lance Bass, Clay, Ricky Martin.%0D %0D Joe Jonas has a fundie family and there's still some money to be squeezed out of Jonas Inc. So yeah, he's not coming out. Maybe not ever.

by Anonymousreply 2303/16/2011

[quote]Ricky Martin said the same thing... I don't recall his ever denying he was gay. I remember he wouldn't answer questions about his private life.

You can't possibly be that stupid, are you? Joe Jonas has very little shelf life as a musician, he wants to be an actor. Out Gay actors don't work much.

by Anonymousreply 2403/16/2011

Joe, I know you are very straight.

by Anonymousreply 2503/16/2011

Well, he's recording a new dance album. That should quash any gay rumors.

[quote]"The dance element is where my heart is," Jonas says.

by Anonymousreply 2603/16/2011

I heard an intersting tale. All of the Jonas brothers smoke after sex if they don't cross their legs. I guess it's a friction kind of thing.

by Anonymousreply 2703/16/2011

Anyone seen Nick's butt close up? Details.

by Anonymousreply 2803/16/2011

"I don't recall his ever denying he was gay. I remember he wouldn't answer questions about his private life."

He bearded with a woman for a while.

by Anonymousreply 2903/16/2011

Ricky avoided giving a straight answer most of the time, but yes, he did say things like "I want a lot of kids, but my future wife will decide how many".

by Anonymousreply 3003/16/2011

Joe Jonas Looks Dashing in Denim in NYC

by Anonymousreply 3103/16/2011

I think he's straight, and is comfortable around gay friends, because he likes the attention he gets. LOTS of straight guys are like that these days.

by Anonymousreply 3203/16/2011

Here's some more from the article

"I like to watch all the crazy characters in the neighborhood," he says. "I saw this gay homeless guy that got arrested. When the cops said, 'Spread 'em,' he was like, 'You'd like that, wouldn't you?'" Joe grins; he likes a good comeback.

by Anonymousreply 3303/16/2011

R32, if he's straight how come Joe uses beards?

by Anonymousreply 3403/16/2011

I think comfortable guys are fine was some attention from a gay guy but some straight men might get very nervous.

by Anonymousreply 3503/16/2011

Remember the time he and his French friend both tweated at the same time about waking up and getting breakfast or something?

It was clear that they both had spent the night together.

by Anonymousreply 3603/16/2011

The guy never seems to be happy when he's within 3 feet of a woman.

It's like he's thinking I can't believe I have to do this shit.

by Anonymousreply 3703/16/2011

Ricky Martin in 1999 (YES, he indeed denied being gay):

"I am a modern man, live a full life, do not feel any barriers inside myself. If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man."

It's definitely a self-loathing quote (NORMAL man?!?).

by Anonymousreply 3803/16/2011

Joe's straight. Straight to the nearest man.

by Anonymousreply 3903/16/2011

The ugly one got married b/c he's gay and the gay rumors were getting too out of hand. %0D %0D Joe Jonas is either gay and not as worried about the need to shack up with a beard in pretend wedded bliss as his ugly bro or he's straight (or bi) and does the typical show dating of starlets, per common Hollywood practice, which has to do with keeping your name in tabloids for famewhoring purposes.

by Anonymousreply 4003/16/2011

If he's straight then everyone's gaydar is broken and the poles have completely shifted.

by Anonymousreply 4103/16/2011

Just watched the Disney show's run (season one and the one in LA) for the first time and oh my god! it's craptastic! Only now I understand their past teen idol appeal. I'm really confused who I have a bigger crush on (season one: Kevin, Nick and last Joe / season two: Nick, Kevin and last again: Joe).

by Anonymousreply 4203/16/2011

Who's he trying to convince: Himself or his parents?

by Anonymousreply 4303/16/2011

"Anyone seen Nick's butt close up? Details."

Well there's this photo of his butt in baseball pants:

by Anonymousreply 4403/16/2011

I believe the statement is supposed to get Disney off his back. I'm sure the guys at Disney bitch at him everytime he dares to walk around with his gay buddies in tow.

I'd guess his parents are more concerned about being cut off from the cash flow than to bitch and whine to him about being gay (and instead push him to make Disney happy).

by Anonymousreply 4503/16/2011

We have a winner at R45. Disney fires openly gay performers.

by Anonymousreply 4603/16/2011

Now were saying this guy is gay? Come on people! Not everyone is fucking gay. I certainly don't think he is. Let the hetro fangirls have that stupid piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 4703/16/2011

Whatever you say, Joe.

by Anonymousreply 4803/16/2011

So it's been a couple hours.

Is Joe Jonas still not gay?

by Anonymousreply 4903/16/2011

I don't really care about Joe. Nick is the hot one that I want to see naked.

by Anonymousreply 5003/16/2011

[quote]Come on people! Not everyone is fucking gay.

It most certainly is NOT out of the realm of possibility. Many gay people are in the arts. probably more than not.

by Anonymousreply 5103/16/2011

It must be getting hot over at team Joe for him to publicly state his straightness. Was it getting too obvious that Joe liked the sausage that his P.R demanded his public love for Vagina?

by Anonymousreply 5203/17/2011

I wonder how tight Nick Jonas' hole is?

by Anonymousreply 5303/17/2011

We already know the eldest is gay, I'm not convinced Joe is also actually.

by Anonymousreply 5403/17/2011

What about Nick?

by Anonymousreply 5503/17/2011

Nick seems to have the most promise, though he's not really that talented, just like the other two. By all indications he's straight, i've never read a blind item relating to his sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 5603/17/2011

Nick has that sexy, smoldering gaze - but that's about it. I watched him as Marius in the "Les Miserables 25th Anniversary Concert" and he conveyed exactly one emotion: intensity. Possibly constipation. I admit to finding him hot in the past but his performance kind of cured me of my crush. (And yes, I know the role is hardly a laugh riot but he kept that same stoic expression even during curtain calls.)

I've just never seen anything remotely charming about him. He's so serious and humorless. Even on that shit Disney show he never showed a sense of humor about it. Reminds me of one of my earliest crushes. I was obsessed with this guy thinking he was so deep and silently pensive until I realized there really wasn't anything that interesting below the surface. Of course it was a straight guy, and I'm assuming Nick is too.

by Anonymousreply 5703/17/2011

In a recent interview, Joe Jonas exclaimed "I don't know why these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!"

by Anonymousreply 5803/17/2011

Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Split Confirmed

by Anonymousreply 5903/17/2011

[quote]"I don't know why these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!"

We don't know either. His jizz tastes AWFUL!

by Anonymousreply 6003/17/2011

Perhaps he did this interview to head off possible rumors as to why they split

by Anonymousreply 6103/17/2011

[quote]Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Split Confirmed

Why do I have this image in my head of Joe negotiating with his handlers "Ok, I deny being gay in a magazine interview of your choice in exchange for being allowed to dump Ashley!"

by Anonymousreply 6203/17/2011

"in which he dressed in a leotard and heels and danced to make good on a sports bet with some friends."

Yeah, because this is what straight guys do all the time.

by Anonymousreply 6303/17/2011

This kid is too young to come out. Why don't you bitch at the rich geezers who won't come out? Like Seacrest.

by Anonymousreply 6403/17/2011

Too young to come out? I have students who are 14, 15 years old who are already out.

by Anonymousreply 6503/17/2011

As long as Disney is pouring big bucks into his bank account, he'll pretend that he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 6603/17/2011

But aren't the Jonas Brothers essentially over? Kevin got married, Disney canceled their show, Nick did his solo album and now Joe is doing his and says there are no plans right now to record as the Jonas Brothers again.

Joe is reminding me more and more of JC Chazez from NSYNC. Maybe he'll go the same route and be basically out in all but official terms.

by Anonymousreply 6703/17/2011

If he were actually gay, would his handlers have let him release that Beyonce video?

by Anonymousreply 6803/17/2011

It's been 24 hours.

Surely he is gay by now!

by Anonymousreply 7003/17/2011

If his solo album has a dance/club/electro vibe in them..then he has to cater to the gay community. and he will probably promote it... by some calculating sexually ambiguous statements to feed the gays... and a tour to gay and gay-friendly clubs.

by Anonymousreply 7103/18/2011

Disney will not have their stars coming out of the closet, period.

by Anonymousreply 7203/19/2011

It's a little curious that just a day or so ago Adam Lambert began to follow Joe on Twitter. I'm not sure what the connection is.

by Anonymousreply 7303/20/2011

If I were that young and good-looking and earned millions from teenaged white Xtian girls, I would gleefully lie about my sexuality, too. It would be pathetic, but legal.

by Anonymousreply 7403/20/2011

Joe is now BFFs homothug Chris Brown. If I didnt know better, Id say they were fucking.

by Anonymousreply 7504/18/2011

That would be hot, big-dicked Chris Brown with his cock up Joe's ass...

by Anonymousreply 7604/18/2011

He has to be gentle though, the public wont stand for the abuse of white ex Disney twinks

by Anonymousreply 7704/18/2011

those three are fucking. no doubt about it.

by Anonymousreply 7804/18/2011

I've never heard any gay Chris Brown rumors. Gimmie the detes.

by Anonymousreply 7904/18/2011


by Anonymousreply 8004/18/2011

Oh please. When Ashton Kutcher started hanging around with Diddy no body accused him of being gay and I read that Ashton's first boyfriend was black.

by Anonymousreply 8104/19/2011

It cracked me up just to watch Joe dancing - in heels.

Gay or straight, Joe's one hell of a .... terrible dancer, and certainly won't make a great drag qeen.

by Anonymousreply 8204/19/2011

It seemed for a while like he didn't much care what people thought. He often showed little interest in the beard when they were photographed together and was more often seen queening it up with his buddies.

I'd say there was some pressure exerted.

I certainly hope he has better taste than to fool around with Chris Brown, though. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 8304/19/2011

As long as there's income from Disney, he won't come out.

by Anonymousreply 8404/23/2011

I read from cases where celebs are kind of blackmailed (or a favor is called in) into showing up with other celeb(s) who have a bad rep at that moment. I wouldn't put it past Brown's handlers to ask around, call in favors or hire celebs to pose with Brown.

by Anonymousreply 8504/23/2011


by Anonymousreply 8604/23/2011

He's very into her:

by Anonymousreply 8704/23/2011

Then I'm not gay either.

by Anonymousreply 8804/23/2011

When is Joe's dance album coming out? Surely he will be a gay icon after that!

by Anonymousreply 8904/23/2011

Joe should play Osama bin Laden in his biopic!

by Anonymousreply 9005/03/2011

Joe's long awaited first single!

What do we think?

by Anonymousreply 9106/03/2011


by Anonymousreply 9206/04/2011

That is why they hate us

by Anonymousreply 9306/08/2011

Fucking geoblocking! Wish I could see the awfulness.

by Anonymousreply 9406/08/2011

So how long do you think it will be before Joe comes out of the closet? Do you think he's a top or bottom?%0D %0D BTW, he looks wayyyyy older than 21. He is not going to age well.

by Anonymousreply 9506/18/2011

[quote]BTW, he looks wayyyyy older than 21. He is not going to age well.

I was absolutely shocked to discover that the fugly guy on s1 of Hot in Cleveland was Joe Jonas!

First of all, because he looks like a hairy 30-y.o. guido.

And secondly, because I seem to remember Joe Jonas being GOOD-looking!

WTf happened?

by Anonymousreply 9606/18/2011

R96 Maybe all that hiding in the closet is wearing him down.

by Anonymousreply 9706/18/2011

His brother, Nick Jonas who is 18, keeps getting more and more handsome and attractive.%0D %0D Nick is divine.%0D %0D Nick is 18, but currently has a 26 year old girlfriend, an Australian singer!%0D %0D So I guess the days of the unmarried two Jonas brothers wearing purity rings and espousing no sex is long gone.%0D %0D I say this because it would be doubtful that Nick is not having sex with his 26 year old girlfriend.%0D %0D I find the change from 'purity' and no sex to having a 26 year old girlfriend a huge leap and huge change in behavior.

by Anonymousreply 9806/18/2011

He's 21 and a pop star. Of course he's going to say that. Years from now when he's a nobody, he'll admit it.

by Anonymousreply 9906/18/2011

"I say this because it would be doubtful that Nick is not having sex with his 26 year old girlfriend."


by Anonymousreply 10006/18/2011

So do you think he's a top or a bottom? Or versatile?

by Anonymousreply 10107/17/2011

I have noticed Nick smiling a lot more since he started dating this chick.

by Anonymousreply 10207/17/2011

R102 This thread isn't about Nick, it's about Joe.

by Anonymousreply 10307/17/2011

Recently posted. Quite obvious what type he goes for.

by Anonymousreply 10411/02/2011

Is "Fastlife" a hit or a bomb? Too early to tell or not?

by Anonymousreply 10511/02/2011

Joe is looking good delicktable the beach, petting grown men's pooches and ignoring grown women's cooches. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 10611/30/2011

Why isn't Joe vacationing with his girlfriend? I wonder if he forgot who she is.

by Anonymousreply 10712/06/2011

from r106 link:

"Best buddies: Joe and his friend were together all day and seemed to enjoy the Latino heat."


by Anonymousreply 10812/06/2011

seems like someone likes titty twisting

by Anonymousreply 10905/07/2012

How did that one old brother get so ugly? Was he in an accident? Was he really sick or something? Man it looks like he got beat with an ugly stick. Like he fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He's got a timeless beauty. His face could stop a clock. Man I get sick just looking at him. You could throw acid in his face and it wouldn't even make a difference.


by Anonymousreply 11005/08/2012

[quote]I don't know if all these guys we swear are gay really are or if they just genetically look femminine. Which seems to be what teen girls like.

So you're saying teen girls are lezzies?

by Anonymousreply 11106/11/2012

I don't believe he's gay. Doesn't ping to me. I don't find him hot either.

by Anonymousreply 11308/18/2013
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