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I will be flying into Japan tonight!

I will be offering the shelter of my skunk doo to shelter my Japanese brothers and sisters in this time of turmoil.

Hold on darlings, salvation is ON THE WAY!

And I will RISE UP! And walk with YOU! Until the sun don't even SHINE!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1802/03/2013

LOL Did you miss your last dose of meds dear?

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 103/12/2011

Dear, #1...

I took my Lady Viagra and I was ready to fly, darling!

But I just read about the 2nd reactor being fucked so I think that I am about to give Japan the big FUCK YOU!

I think I'll hit the bars with my dear friend Roma instead.

And I will RISE UP! And walk with YOU! Until the sun don't even SHINE!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 203/12/2011

Take some iodine with you, in case of radiation!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 303/12/2011

You're leaving the brit skank behind - aren't you, Della?

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 403/12/2011

Good lord, aren't you dead?!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 503/12/2011

Della don't give a shit about no DEATH.

Della just does whatever she pleases.

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 603/12/2011

I am damn well alive! No radiation burns are gonna keep Della down. And to prove it you. Let me sing a few notes for you, baby!

And I will RISE UP! And walk with YOU! Until the sun don't even SHINE!

Now excuse me miss, but I've got a PLANE to CATCH!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 703/12/2011

SDoDR, you must be so excited to have just been cast in that pilot based on the life of Shangela, "Hallelu!"%0D %0D Also, is your Skunk Doo hanging low these days, due to the death of John Dye?

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 803/12/2011

Godzdella rising out of the sea with a mighty roar to avenge the Japanese people!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 903/12/2011

LMAO!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1003/12/2011

Fuck Della! Im keeping 100,000 Japanese warm in my cavernous hole. The Japanese are indebted to me forever!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1103/12/2011

#8! I am beyond thrilled about my pilot! Jesus is responsible for all my blessings! Hallelujah!

And no one, come or hell or high water, or radiation burns or tsunami, is a match for thy skunk doo. It's ample space and softness will hold a spot for all in danger and worry. And not even the death of dearest John will flatten it!

Per the bible:

"And the lion shall lay down with the lamb, and the leopard shall lay down with the kid, and a little SKUNK DOO shall lead them"..

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1203/12/2011

have mercy

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1303/12/2011

Holy FUCKBALLS! This place is a cunting disaster!

Jesus! Take the wheel!

And I will RISE UP! And walk with YOU! Until the sun don't even SHINE!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1403/13/2011

Done them little Orientals got enough problems without your mess?

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1503/13/2011

[quote]The Radiated Skunk Doo of Della Reese (from my Blackberry now nestled in Doo)

Did I not tell you to take iodine with you, Miz SD?!? Jesus help you! And those poor Orientals!

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1603/13/2011

Is Della safe?

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1703/14/2011

My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the big names on the History Channel says that Ms. Della Reese will be reprising the role of Moses in the 2013 biblical mini-series.

That Skunk-do will be parting some red sea.

And the people said....

by The Skunk Doo of Della Reesereply 1802/03/2013
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