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Chris Brown Cock Shot Revealed!

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by Needle Dickreply 12401/24/2012

looks freakishly long

by Needle Dickreply 303/04/2011

WOW

by Needle Dickreply 803/04/2011

Agreed, r6. Too bad it looks like one those oversized souvenir pencils from Disney

by Needle Dickreply 1003/04/2011

Does anyone have a Q-tip I can borrow? It's OK if it's really long.

by Needle Dickreply 1103/04/2011

He is an ugly man with horrible tattoos.

by Needle Dickreply 1203/04/2011

Well if this little stunt doesn't get him back in the industry nothing will.

by Needle Dickreply 1303/04/2011

Now we know why Rihanna couldn't give him up right away. Dick of Death!

by Needle Dickreply 1403/04/2011

All for publicity...he has an album dropping in two weeks.

Desperate much?

by Needle Dickreply 1503/04/2011

DAMMMN.

by Needle Dickreply 1603/04/2011

Maybe he smacked the shit out of Rihanna's face with it.

by Needle Dickreply 1803/04/2011

"His reaction? As soon as the pic hit the web, Brown tweeted, "WTF!!! Here we go!!!" The status remained on his Twitter page for about 8 minutes before he deleted it, probably realizing that calling more attention to the situation wasn't necessarily in his best interest as he makes an attempt to rehabilitate his severely damaged reputation."

by Needle Dickreply 2203/04/2011

Oh please, R22. He released the pic himself. What a total fucking tool. Didn't Kanye pull the same thing before his album dropped?

by Needle Dickreply 2403/04/2011

Big dick on a big dick

by Needle Dickreply 2503/04/2011

Lol R25 and true

by Needle Dickreply 2603/04/2011

Looks photoshopped.%0D %0D Oh, and Bow Wow has "been there" and "done that." FYI.

by Needle Dickreply 2703/04/2011

Doesn't look photoshopped at all. Jealous much, R27?

by Needle Dickreply 2803/04/2011

I can't get past the vomit-inducing tattoos.

by Needle Dickreply 2903/04/2011

OK r25, are you Dlisted or did you lift your post from Dlisted?

by Needle Dickreply 3003/04/2011

Where??? where?? I can't see anything!!!

by Needle Dickreply 3103/04/2011

Nice cock but the tats are a buz kill.

by Needle Dickreply 3203/04/2011

Skinny dicks are painful.

by Needle Dickreply 3303/04/2011

This is really all these hiphop "artists" and NBA thugs are good for; showing off their wangs.

by Needle Dickreply 3403/04/2011

Hey R34 when you get caught beating a woman you have to something "big" to get back in the game.

by Needle Dickreply 3503/04/2011

Damn you, R10. I just spit water all over my keyboard. LOL W&W for you

by Needle Dickreply 3603/04/2011

It looks like it has been photographically enhanced. There's a slightly lighter area of about an inch or two that looks like it was pasted in a second time to add length. But maybe it's just the bad lighting.

by Needle Dickreply 3703/04/2011

Too thin. I could do with less length and more girth.

by Needle Dickreply 3903/05/2011

Too, too skinny for the length. That sort of thing just isn't any fun to play with. Like a knife going in.

by Needle Dickreply 4003/05/2011

That thing is major league THICK.

by Needle Dickreply 4103/05/2011

It's photoshopped. Of course, it's lengthened.

by Needle Dickreply 4203/05/2011

Where is the real photo?

by Needle Dickreply 4303/05/2011

I'm sure it gets nicely thick when hard.

by Needle Dickreply 4403/05/2011

Ewwww.

by Needle Dickreply 4503/05/2011

I find him not at all sexy or attractive. There's something cold, calculating and rather childish about him.

by Needle Dickreply 4603/05/2011

Stupid, stupid girl, Rihanna. Just stupid.

by Needle Dickreply 4703/05/2011

How big is it hard? That would be nice to see.

by Needle Dickreply 4803/05/2011

R47, why is Rihanna stupid? Chris Brown looks like a boy with unattractive body and pencil cock.

Let me remind you how an adult, black, naked man looks like:

by Needle Dickreply 4903/05/2011

Bitches in da' HOUZE, yo!

by Needle Dickreply 5003/05/2011

He'd have a MUCH better personality, with a dick half that size.

by Needle Dickreply 5103/05/2011

I dont think Rihanna is stupid. After sampling this cock she is now on to Ryan Phillipe's.

by Needle Dickreply 5203/05/2011

How many inches does that look like? I dont think I could take it.

by Needle Dickreply 5303/05/2011

It looks like its an 8x3 cock. I like the ones that my mouth can barely fit around, not the ones that fit through the gap in my teeth.

by Needle Dickreply 5403/05/2011

My

by Needle Dickreply 5503/05/2011

nice dick. haters go away. The guy's a douche, but that's a nice dick.

however, there are so many rumours of his sucking cock and getting sucked. He is on the DL and other homo rappers have actually outed him as their plaything!

Do you think Diddy has had it? Usher?

by Needle Dickreply 5603/05/2011

Shad Moss has definitely had some of that huge paynus. Thats why he got all pissy with Chris on Twitter bc Chris had moved on. Theres always Omarion, Shad!

by Needle Dickreply 5703/05/2011

Bathed in orange light so 1) his pubes would match his newly bleached har; 2) easier to tweak with Photoshop.%0D %0D Typical of AfAm men, the pole is long but he can't raise the flag.%0D %0D More proof that he and Rihanna faked the abuse. They're famewhores.

by Needle Dickreply 5803/05/2011

"Hip Hop.com"? Ugh no thanks.

by Needle Dickreply 5903/05/2011

Looks like he might be semi hard there to me.

by Needle Dickreply 6003/05/2011

Um sorry, he's hot.

But I wouldn't fuck him with his own dick.

by Needle Dickreply 6103/05/2011

Ugh!!!

by Needle Dickreply 6203/05/2011

I can only think that that thing hits the toilet water while he's taking a shit.

by Needle Dickreply 6303/05/2011

Like the tats, but too skinny for Mama's tastes.

by Needle Dickreply 6403/05/2011

R59 must be a real BLAST at parties.

by Needle Dickreply 6503/05/2011

So Rhianna leaves a big dick for a Ryan Philippe's small dick.

by Needle Dickreply 6603/05/2011

Rihanna has already stated that she prefers white men, so...

by Needle Dickreply 6703/05/2011

You lie, R67.

by Needle Dickreply 6803/05/2011

Yes, r68, I lie because I have something to gain by doing so... idiot.

by Needle Dickreply 6903/05/2011

He is so fucking sexy. I'd pay money to have sex with him, if I had any.

by Needle Dickreply 7003/05/2011

Link please, R69?

by Needle Dickreply 7103/05/2011

www.gorobromoni.blogspot.com has full shot

by Needle Dickreply 7203/05/2011

R67, Such bullshit! Rihanna broke up with Matt Kemp in December. The last few years she's been in serious relationships with black men (Chris & Matt). She may flirt/date white men, but so far no exclusivity. When she steps out on the red carpet with a white man, then we'll talk.

Now, troll away in another thread...

by Needle Dickreply 7403/05/2011

r74, a lot of black women at the top of the industry end up with white men, or other men who arent black. I dont think Rihanna is going to be with any more black guys, unless she steals JayZ from Beyonce.

Chris is nice to look at, but thats about it. He is mean and not mentally stable.

by Needle Dickreply 7603/05/2011

R66, where did you get the idea that Ryan has a small dick?

by Needle Dickreply 7703/05/2011

Isn't he like really really short so it looks so long because of his stubby body? Definitely a pencil dick.

by Needle Dickreply 7803/05/2011

I have no issues with interracial dating. Rihanna can date whom ever she wants. She'll get a lot of flack from the black community if and when she does step out with a white boyfriend. She is so bad ass, she will take the haters down.

by Needle Dickreply 7903/05/2011

No r78, it is a huge dick. Stop trying to deny the black man credit when credit is due.

by Needle Dickreply 8003/05/2011

r78, he's 6'1 so it's not an optical illusion.

Now we know why he is constantly adjusting his junk, it's huge.

by Needle Dickreply 8103/05/2011

The people giving "credit" here obviously haven't had experience with one of these rubbery, thin, long things. A length of cheap garden hose attached to a violent, smug jerk? What fun.

by Needle Dickreply 8203/05/2011

"cheap garden hose"

MARY!

by Needle Dickreply 8303/05/2011

Panther alert @ r80!

by Needle Dickreply 8403/05/2011

If this is what CB has to do to sell an album, it's best he move on. This gimmick won't work. Why? Because it's so obvious that's exactly what it is.

by Needle Dickreply 8503/05/2011

R73, that quote isn't the what you claimed. You said she only wants to go out with white guys now... your quote has her saying she never wanted to date white guys before, but recently she's seen a lot of hot white guys. Not the same thing.

by Needle Dickreply 8603/05/2011

He probably can't get it up. Something tells me that's his equivalent of a hard-on.

He's tiny, so even if it's 8 inches it would look enormous on him.

by Needle Dickreply 8703/05/2011

r87, did you miss r81? He is 6'1 almost 6'2. Chris Brown is in no way tiny.

by Needle Dickreply 8803/05/2011

No way! I've seen him alongside other performers. There's no way he's 6'1 or 6'2".

by Needle Dickreply 8903/05/2011

[quote]a lot of black women at the top of the industry end up with white men, or other men who arent black. I dont think Rihanna is going to be with any more black guys, unless she steals JayZ from Beyonce. %0D %0D Who, other than Halle Berry? You could probably count them on one hand. And who is trying to make Rihanna and Ryan Philippe happen? Call us when they officially step out, which is never.

by Needle Dickreply 9003/05/2011

r90

Janet Jackson, Diana Ross, Tina Turner, Chaka Khan, Donna Summer all ended up with men that arent black.

by Needle Dickreply 9203/05/2011

[quote]I like the ones that my mouth can barely fit around, not the ones that fit through the gap in my teeth%0D %0D lol

by Needle Dickreply 9303/06/2011

R92, Can you at least list black women who would be Rihanna's contemporaries? Under 30 perhaps? She is 23 years old, not 60.

Most of the young black celebrities do not date outside of their race. That is why it would be a big deal if she stepped out with Ryan P. on a red carpet. I have no issue with IR dating, but it's not the norm for young black celebrities.

by Needle Dickreply 9403/06/2011

Why is it not the norm?

by Needle Dickreply 9503/06/2011

I didnt say it was normal r94. Im talking about Rihanna and the kind of woman she is. I dont think SHE will date many more black men. I mentioned her predecessors because the black community doesnt really care that they are with men that arent black, so I dont think it will be a big deal if Rihanna does step out with Ryan.

But Im sure this is all related to Chris Brown's long penis somehow

by Needle Dickreply 9603/06/2011

R95, Ever heard of selling out? The black gossip blogs still have issues when black celebrities "swirl". Some celebrities don't want to mess with their bank account.

For example, Kanye may talk about sleeping with white women in his songs, but you have yet to see him step out on a red carpet with a white woman. Again, he maybe having lots of fun with white women behind close doors, but it's different when this woman would be his girlfriend.

In this day and age it shouldn't matter, but for some black celebrities it does.

by Needle Dickreply 9703/06/2011

R96, why are you using my handle? I can speak for myself.

Maybe I should just sign in...

by Needle Dickreply 9803/06/2011

sorry r98, I meant to sign r92. I think I know who you are lol

by Needle Dickreply 9903/06/2011

No worries, R92! ;)

by Needle Dickreply 10003/06/2011

r97, am I not white?

by Needle Dickreply 10103/06/2011

that's a snake!!! longer than tommy lee's.

by Needle Dickreply 10303/07/2011

Chris says he is lonely

by Needle Dickreply 10403/07/2011

Misread the headline for a sec: Chris Rock Shot!

by Needle Dickreply 10503/07/2011

If he beats that like he beats his women, it must be one hell of a jack off video!

by Needle Dickreply 10603/07/2011

Why is it that we never get to see the cocks of celebrities we want to see naked?

by Needle Dickreply 10703/07/2011

Chris' behavior is not indicative of someone with sizemeat.

by Needle Dickreply 10803/22/2011

Ohh I'd ride that big cock so long and hard. That big dick needs to go so deep inside my wet pussy

by Needle Dickreply 10906/13/2011

So you're a straight woman, R109?

by Needle Dickreply 11006/14/2011

the sad part is...he is black...i am white...he is like 20 something...im 16. My dick is bigger than his. No lie.

by Needle Dickreply 11108/02/2011

Why is that sad, R111?

by Needle Dickreply 11208/02/2011

[quote]She'll get a lot of flack from the black community if and when she does step out with a white boyfriend. She is so bad ass, she will take the haters down.

r79, a lot of black men date white women (and not just the Kardashians).

Do they get a lot of flack, too?

by Needle Dickreply 11308/02/2011

I love Chris, and think he is beautiful naked. Love his dick,

You just know that would be big when he had a hard on. Id love to be taken doggy by him.

by Needle Dickreply 11408/11/2011

You wouldn't be the first man he's taken.

by Needle Dickreply 11508/11/2011

Why do handsome guys like him have to be such assholes?

by Needle Dickreply 11608/12/2011

Looks like Chris is making up with his gay fans!

by Needle Dickreply 11708/13/2011

Is he related to Charlie Brown? I have no idea who Chris Brown is and do not care about his penis.

by Needle Dickreply 11808/13/2011

It always astounds me when someone feels the need to post on a thread only to say he has no interest in the subject. Talk about adding nothing to the conversation. Why bother?

Oh and Chris is sexy young dude.

by Needle Dickreply 11908/13/2011

He's not that sexy and I do not care about his penis.

by Needle Dickreply 12008/13/2011

If you don't know who he is how can you opine as to his sexiness, r118/120. Drunk much?

by Needle Dickreply 12108/13/2011

[quote]He's not that sexy and I do not care about his penis.%0D %0D And yet you click on a thread entitled Chris Brown Cock Shot Revealed.

by Needle Dickreply 12208/13/2011

What really would have made this post interesting was if Chris Brown's cock was white.

by Needle Dickreply 12308/17/2011

Chris brown is a sexy mother fucker.with a big dick i bet u could grab it on soft and it still just hangs i bet he be fuckin some pussy up i only got a lil over 8 and i feel small to him

by Needle Dickreply 12401/24/2012
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