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What''s Daphne Zuniga Doing Next to Steven Spielberg? - The Sequel for 2011

In the tradition of one of the greatest DL threads of all time....

Daphne did indeed attend the Oscars this year. Here she is on the red carpet:

by Anonymousreply 6607/05/2012

Is she supposed to be screwing Spielberg ?%0D %0D She's wearing a cheap looking dress if she's screwing someone with his type of $$$$$

by Anonymousreply 102/28/2011

First Egypt. Then Libya. Next up? Reviving Atlantis.

by Anonymousreply 202/28/2011

WHo is Daphne Zuniga?

by Anonymousreply 302/28/2011

Steven wanted his daughter to spend some quality time with her future step-mother.

by Anonymousreply 402/28/2011

I actually let out a huge gay gasp and then broke into laughter when i saw her. Everyone I was watching it with thought I had lost my mind. Thanks again Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 502/28/2011

bump for Daphne and her dead career

by Anonymousreply 603/01/2011

Her career is far from dead. She was nominated in several of the technical categories. %0D %0D The only reason she didn't sweep them is because she ran an "anti-campaign" in which she urged academy members to vote for others to give them some recognition. She's as gracious as she is brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 703/01/2011

I still don't know who she is.

by Anonymousreply 803/01/2011

[quote]I still don't know who she is.

Spaceballs?

Melrose Place?

The inventress of Blu-Ray technology?

by Anonymousreply 903/01/2011

Did she do her own hair and makeup?

Sent from my iPhone.

by Anonymousreply 1003/01/2011

[quote] "inventress"

MARY!!

by Anonymousreply 1103/01/2011

Just like Hedy Lamarr was an inventress of what became the internet?

by Anonymousreply 1203/01/2011

That was Al Gore, R12.

by Anonymousreply 1303/01/2011

Next?

by Anonymousreply 1403/01/2011

[quote]Just like Hedy Lamarr was an inventress of what became the internet?%0D %0D That's HEDLEY.

by Anonymousreply 1503/01/2011

Hedy Lamarr DID invent an oscillating frequency technology that enabled cell phones and other simultaneous two-way communications. She really was a brilliant woman.

by Anonymousreply 1603/01/2011

But did Hedy Lamarr also have the world's most cavernous nostrils? I think not.

by Anonymousreply 1703/01/2011

At least she's aging naturally. Badly, but naturally.

by Anonymousreply 1803/01/2011

All Im gonna say is Eygpt, Libya, Wisconsin. Zuniga = Peacemaker

by Anonymousreply 1903/01/2011

So the latest addition to her resume is "Dove of Peace"?

by Anonymousreply 2003/01/2011

All joked aside, she's good friends with Aaron Sorkin. She was prob there to cheer him on.

by Anonymousreply 2103/01/2011

I heard they actually make the Oscar statues themselves from a mixture based off properties only found in DZ's saliva.

by Anonymousreply 2203/01/2011

I was kind of surprised to see her at the Oscars. I thought she would still be doing humanitarian work in Christchurch. When she pulled that old lady out of the rubble with her TEETH I must admit, I shed more than a few tears.

I guess she figured that her work there was done, and that the world of film needed her more.

by Anonymousreply 2303/01/2011

What about that supercunt Kate Capshaw?

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2011

The world of film hasn't needed her for sometime now. How on earth does she support herself?

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2011

"How on earth does she support herself?"

Have you heard of a little thing called Facebook? She is the true power, creator and driving force. Mark Zuckerberg is merely an actor she hired as a front because of her natural modesty.

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2011

Also that Nobel prize in physics comes with a cool million attached to it.

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2011

It's the Illuminati.

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2011

R26, is she really friends with Sorkin, as R21 claims, or did she just buddy up to him so he'd keep her out of The Social Network script?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2011

The work she's been doing under her psuedonym "Wael Ghonim" has been inspiring.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2011

You and me both, r5. My partner had no idea why I was so excited about Daphne Zuniga being there or being next to Spielberg. It was a true DL meets real-life moment for me.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2011

She wears a blonde wig when she makes appearances under her pen name, J.K. Rowling.

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2011

She's following in the shadow of Sally Kirkland.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2011

Miss Zuniga has not been able to overcome the industry scorn since she was revealed as JT Leroy. Since then she has been quietly leading a crack team of special ops in Somalia to subsidize her income.

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2011

And for christs sake OP. It was 'Why Was Daphne Zuniga Sitting Next To Spielberg At The Golden Globes?' Although it seems her whoring has paid off since he's taking her to the Oscars now. They are hiding their affair in plain sight of Ms Capshaw and the world. Disgraceful and down right tacky.

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2011

r35, Ms. Zuniga came to the sexual rescue of the Spielbergs.

It is not well know, but Mr. Spielberg has "interesting" sexual appetites. Miss Capshaw is a good Lutheran girl, who for religious and spiritual, not to mention modesty issues, was unable to sate those appetites.

Miss Zuniga is skilled in the art of seduction, and translated the Karma Sutra into Swedish (and illustrated it as well).

A well placed source within the Speilberg household told me, and I quote, "Daphne, keep him off of me! Do something!")

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2011

La Zuniga's sexual prowess and nymphomania is the stuff of legend behind the bedroom doors of industry tycoons, politicians, and heads of state male and female alike. She doesnt have to, she wants to. Hollywood lore says that she was the inspiration behind Deep Throat.

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2011

What is pussy furry?

by Anonymousreply 3803/01/2011

She was seen with her foot in Spielberg's crotch at the after-party.

by Anonymousreply 3903/01/2011

Daphne Zuniga designated Jasmine Guy's house as The Relationship Dump.

by Anonymousreply 4003/01/2011

Thank goddess for Daphne. If she didn't exist, we'd have to invent her.

by Anonymousreply 4103/01/2011

On the contrary R41, Zuniga invented us.

by Anonymousreply 4203/01/2011

I love the "rips" in the dress at the bottom. It truly helps Daph air out her lady parts!%0D %0D And they do need airing out, after spending 3 months in Somalia capturing pirates!

by Anonymousreply 4303/01/2011

I would love to see an epic battle between Daphne Zuniga and Julie.

by Anonymousreply 4403/02/2011

With that horrid spackled on makeup and TATTERED gown are we sure she wasnt with the clean up crew? Blech.

by Anonymousreply 4503/02/2011

Legendary Miss Lady Daphne La Zuniga is not feeling the Emily Taplin Boyd attention AT ALL. The real dish is that Daphne has quietly sabotaged every big opportunity Taplin Boyd had coming her way post community theater Hamlet. Spielberg did in fact show up to the dress rehearsal due to the ETB building buzz and heavy studio interest in her for Jurassic Park 7. Zuniga who had scored a side job as an usher witnessed every stolen moment post rehearsal backstage. Including the ass to mouth fucking that Daphne took footage of through the window of TBoyd's dressing room and is currently blackmailing Hollywood royalty Kate Capshaw with. Expect a slew of Zuniga feature film offers from every A-list director that has worked with Amblin Entertainment and Dreamworks. In summery: Emily Taplin Boyd is the new Penelope Ann Miller and Zuniga will always be Zuniga. Friends close to the situation say that being the new old it girl again has energized DZ to the point of mania and worry that her new Max Martin produced r&b/electro/folk/worldbeat/hiphop album release will not be the fix that Daphne needs to mend her broken heart post oscars so she has thrown herself fulltime into the grueling Black Swan style dance sessions needed to prepare for the record release, Hype Williams directed game changer video, and stadium headlining tour. She is slated by insiders to be changing the sound of current pop music with the title track off her self titled debut, her circuit party/bluegrass anthem cover of Alone Again by Gilbert O'Sullivan. She will be making her first musical appearances touring The Pines this summer and performing at the White Party between shooting back to back features. She is about to expand her luminous career into J-Lo style mega stardom...but really, was the ever any doubt?

by Anonymousreply 4603/13/2011

I want whatever meds r46 is on.

by Anonymousreply 4703/13/2011

written after an all night tina bender at the local bathhouse r47. door ajar, of course so most visitors were welcome. i ended up with a sore mouth from much sloppy cocksucking and facials, but no ass fucking alas. needless to say i was in a space to share some DZ dish when i got home @6:30 am. Still need some attention paid to my twitching hungry hole tho. just sayin.

by Anonymousreply 4803/13/2011

Um, now I don't want the meds r46 is on.

by Anonymousreply 4903/13/2011

I'll remind you of that comment when you're on your next coke bender and begging me for Soma or Valium, r47.

by Anonymousreply 5003/14/2011

Daphne Zuniga will always be 25 to me. I can't look at her recent pictures, although I know the path to sainthood is strewn with wrinkles and glitter.

by Anonymousreply 5103/14/2011

I always think of her as Jo Reynolds from Melrose.

by Anonymousreply 5203/14/2011

For me she's the uptight prig who secretly wants to break free in 'The Sure Thing.' %0D %0D "I have a credit card. Oh, wait. It's for emergencies only."

by Anonymousreply 5303/14/2011

I miss seeing her Grand Canyon nostrils everywhere. Lisa Kudrow stole her career.

by Anonymousreply 5403/31/2011

Is Miss Zuniga still in Japan? I read in the Huffington Post that she was tackling the radiation problem with Bounty paper towels and Windex.

by Anonymousreply 5503/31/2011

I love R46 -- "kisses doll." That was such an awesome thread back in the day!

by Anonymousreply 5603/31/2011

When i hear about her cavernous hole, are we talking Zuinga's nose or vag? Only SS would know I guess?

by Anonymousreply 5704/04/2011

Zuniga flew into DC last night and is now in closed-door sessions with Boehner and Obama saving our jobs. All praise to her.

by Anonymousreply 5807/28/2011

If you must know, Daphne was the reason Fiona Shaw was hired for True Blood. She apparently devotes spare time to mentoring actors. She's been coaching Fiona since '86 or '87. Daphne is also co-producing "Vampires, She Wrote" with Ball for HBO, scheduled for mid 2012.

by Anonymousreply 5907/28/2011

I was hoping she would be on the first plane to Oslo to provide some much needed comfort to the people of Norway.

by Anonymousreply 6007/28/2011

Daph and her longtime partner Joan van Ark, 81, were the first lesbian couple married in New York State! Congrats, girls!

by Anonymousreply 6107/28/2011

La Zuniga will raise the dept ceiling with her nostrils if these DC ass-clowns cant figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 6207/28/2011

Daphne and Kate Capshaw recently met. Capshaw rescinded the divorce that evening, before it got out to the press.

by Anonymousreply 6303/24/2012

Daphne looks like she dressed herself and did her own makeup too. There's nothing wrong with that except she looks like she got it at Ross!

by Anonymousreply 6403/24/2012

DZ will always be Pig Nose to me.

by Anonymousreply 6503/25/2012

[quote]Al Gore...

That's Hal Gore!

by Anonymousreply 6607/05/2012
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