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Do Women Masturbate As Often As Guys

I'm not a woman, so I have no idea. Are they just as horny as men, or is this hard to tell since neither knows what the other "biological" gender truly feels? Do girls masturbate everyday? Guys seem to be able to fuck anything and everything if given the chance. Women always seem a bit more reserved, but perhaps that's just a front. Testosterone seems to truly be a bitch, something that women don't have to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 14303/04/2014

Don't guys think about sex every thirty seconds or something?

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2011

This is kind of a two-part answer for you OP. I'm a bi female and masturbate quite a bit but I don't have to every single day like most guys. I do tend to have the sex drive of a guy and, like you said, will fuck anything and everything if given the chance. I think about sex constantly and everything is sexual to me, right down to brushing my teeth. I watch porn all of the time, which a lot of girls don't seem to do either. I'm like Samantha on SATC when it comes to sex and men & women alike love my attitude on it.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2011

My ex girlfriend masturbates up to 3x a week, or so she claims. Even in a relationship.

I, on the other hand (no pun intended), never do.

I'd rather make love, fuck, or get fucked.

Personally, I think, males or females are just bored. So I took it that she was bored with me, since I was readily available at any time to get down; hence the EX girlfriend part.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2011

Ohhh R14, I love it when you talk dirty to me you skinny repressed cunt!

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2011

Every day. I can't claim to be as horny as a man, I only do it every day because it feels good and it puts me to sleep almost immediately. It's obvious it must be significantly different for men. I can't imagine it invading my day in the way that it seems to for men, ie when I'm going about my day, most situations are very non-sexual to me. Like at work I never think about sex, and I can't understand being driven to extremes like sex in a park or something.

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2011

R10,%0D %0D You must be a hoot to work with. I can only imagine the other fraus laughing at your nasty ass in the break room.

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2011

This thread is useless without ages posted too. Post your age.

I used to think about sex all the time, be half-horney all the time, and masturbate at least twice a day. All of a sudden it all left me at age 47 (I'm 50 now) right after abdominal surgery. I never even think about sex anymore. It's awful. I feel half dead. My hormones are normal, I still menstruate just a regularly as ever. I just woke up from the anesthetic and it was like my sex drive had been surgically removed. Now I'm just, frigid. Weird and thoroughly depressing.

I envy you all.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2011

That's what makes it so perfect R21, no one ever suspects that I'm licking my own juice off my fingers. People don't even fucking swear around me as they think I will be offended! I'm fucking evil!! If I was a horse they'd fucking shoot me.%0D %0D Thinking about it... I should write porn. We should have a porn thread on here....

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2011

"I envy you all"%0D %0D Even the one who sucks pussy juice off her fingers in front of co-workers? I have the number of a good psychiatrist, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2011

R25%0D %0D Are you posting from work?

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2011

I'm 35 and have been masturbating since I was 11. Over the years I've had just about everything up me. Mum roll-on deodorants, bananas, cucumber, toothbrush, twix bars, hoover attachment, carrot, jumbo sized mars bar, toes, tongues, a glasses case, a christmas ornament, fuck me the list is endless! My current lover is not so highly sexed but doesn't mind lending me a hand when I feel a wank coming on.

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2011

So am I R25 - I think I've just acquired a few more sticky keys....

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2011

R27%0D %0D Stay the hell away from my Christmas tree. My ornmanets are from Tiffany's.

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2011

R22 don't feel bad, most of the people in this thread are liars or trolls.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2011

I think our british friend who likes sticking fingers and utensils up themselves is a dude.

Obvious based on the trollyness of "her" stories and the fact that most women typically just rub, they don't stick things in their vagina when they're masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2011

Oh R29 I can't stop laughing at the memory of it now! I was only 17 and my girlfriend at the time had a wart on her index finger. My parents had gone out for a Christmas dinner and we were naked, hot and at it infront of the gas fire (oh how romantic). So the only thing to hand was a plastic santa oranment so she grabbed that and fucked me with it. I have literally had santa's head up my cunt. LOL!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2011

Then R31 you are missing out on the joys of both a clitoral and vaginal orgasm at the same time. Like how old are you? 14?

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2011

So many of you on this thread get an "A" for creative writing.

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2011

R33, it's ok if you like it Ian, I mean "Betty", but that doesn't make me 14 or unusual.

[quote]Some women enjoy only the penetration when masturbating but it's not as common as clitoral stimulation.

by Anonymousreply 3502/23/2011

[quote]Sometimes I will flick one off at work simply because I am bored%0D %0D Have mercy..... to think my 250# workmate is "flicking one off" in the cube next to me, makes me want to vomit.

by Anonymousreply 3602/23/2011

I want to hear more from the disgusting office troll. I'm imagining a Kathy Bates looking frau who keeps candy bars at her desk and has "Cathy" comic strips pinned to her cubicle walls. She hasn't had sex since the early 80s and fingers herself to flashbacks of Tom Selleck in Magnum P.I.

by Anonymousreply 3702/23/2011

Ha! ... only a man would have had to look that up on a wiki you tosser!%0D %0D hahahahahahaha..... You gay boys just can't resist getting involved in a girlie masturbation thread can you...eh...eh?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3802/23/2011

Hey R37 we should write a film script together! BTW I don't work in a 'cubicle' over here we're all open plan! It means you have to rub your clit using only the wrist and can't adopt a cum face at any point - it would help of course if I was a little oriental but alas I'm not. :)))

by Anonymousreply 3902/23/2011

R10 = pornstar%0D %0D work= adult video shoot

by Anonymousreply 4002/23/2011

Women say no no no but they masturbate every time they cross their legs and swing their feet a bit. Cunning little devils.

I sat through two semesters of a music class watching a young nun practice the craft with her eyes glued on the young hot music teacher. He thought she was uplifted by Palestrina's motets.

by Anonymousreply 4102/23/2011

Women masturbating is just very disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 4202/23/2011

There's tons of woman masturbating videos out there, so straight men don't seem to find it all that disturbing, R42.

by Anonymousreply 4302/23/2011

This thread is a laugh riot! Especially with all the gay boys posting in it.%0D %0D %0D Keep up the good work.

by Anonymousreply 4402/23/2011

r20 and all those other sick posts belonging to this person = faux English crossdressing male wannabe woman who was surely molested as a child.%0D %0D Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 4502/23/2011

I plan on masturbating furiously here in a little bit. I've never had a partner make me cum before so it's the only way I can work in a good O. Luckily for me, I've become the master of multiple orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2011

Yes.

Sent from my iDildo.

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2011

I'm glad to report that no, we certainly do.

by Anonymousreply 4802/25/2011

It depends on their age, OP.%0D Teenagers and young women masturbate A LOT, everyday and even in public.%0D Older women still do it, even when they are in a relationship, but less frequently. Maybe three to four times a week.%0D %0D Senior women still masturbate occasionally.

by Anonymousreply 4902/25/2011

This might be fake, but I can say I've experienced orgasms as intense as this woman's when I masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 5002/25/2011

I masturbate frequently and watch a lot of porn. I'm usually at my horniest right before, during and a little bit after my period. There are some days though when I have absolutely NO sexual desire and that might go on for a week or two. I've never had actual sex before and am not comfortable with the idea of doing it and since I'm pretty much past it now, masturbation is all I've got. I don't really have a problem with that though.

by Anonymousreply 5102/25/2011

R50 - I%E2%80%99m totally there with the girl in the video, even her weird faces, shuddering, gritting teeth etc. I also stop breathing when it starts to get just too darn good! Love the way she%E2%80%99s bunching the bedsheet up her ass too! %0D %0D As for her orgasm, yep, that%E2%80%99s a real one alright %E2%80%93 gawd bless her and all who sail in her !! :)

by Anonymousreply 5202/25/2011

Yep R52, her reaction is too intense and out of control to be fake. That is really hot.

by Anonymousreply 5302/25/2011

Gay man here, loving this thread. Lesbians are funny. I especially liked the dyke who had the Christmas ornament up her puss.

by Anonymousreply 5402/25/2011

I masturbate as much as any animal-torturing oversexed 16-year-old boy does, but I didn't start until I was seventeen. Like, I just had no concept of it, none of my girl friends would cop to doing it, it wasn't the object of jokes in teen sex comedies and shitty family sitcoms

by Anonymousreply 5502/25/2011

Frau here.

I remember admitting I masturbated to some other girls in junior high and immediately became a social pariah. That struck me as wrong - our guy friends talked about masturbating all the time, so why couldn't we?

Sometimes I'll masturbate more if I'm bored or extra-horny but usually around once a day.

by Anonymousreply 5602/25/2011

Sorry but this thread is just gross. I agree I have NEVER heard female masturbation jokes on tv, and I am a 47 year old gay white guy.

by Anonymousreply 5702/25/2011

In the interest of horrifying r57 further I feel like I should mention that I was awakened to the concept of female masturbation by early-00's one-hit-wonder and poor substitute for Aaliyah "Tweet" and that in my initial frenzy of hot sweaty backne-bejeweled teenage self-abuse I purchased an ornamental glass poblano pepper from the dollar store to use as a sex toy. Running something you purchased from a store with a dollar sign-in-place-of-an-"S" in its name under the hot water tap for 40 seconds is an acceptable sterilization procedure, right?

by Anonymousreply 5802/25/2011

Men masturbate. Women talk about their children.

by Anonymousreply 5902/25/2011

R57 was horrified but he read through 56 posts just to make sure.

by Anonymousreply 6102/27/2011

I don't think they do, especially when they're getting some. The thing with guys is that it's more of a biological need, like pissing. Even when they are in a relationship, guys will still masturbate. I don't think women are like that.

by Anonymousreply 6202/27/2011

Yes we are R62!!! I had sex this morning then when I got back from dropping girlfriend off at train station I masturbated, and then tonight when I got off the phone with her I did it again!%0D %0D Don't go fooling yourself! Stephen Fry was talking out of his arse when he said women aren't sexually driven otherwise we'd be cruising for sex like men. That's bollocks we're just more subtle about it (usually!) We may not have 'glory holes' in public toilets or bath houses but we do have our sewing circles and book clubs. The things that I could tell you about what we get up to during choir practice would make your hair stand on end.

by Anonymousreply 6302/27/2011

I think women masturbate more than they used to because it is now more socially acceptable, but I doubt they do it as much as men or teenage boys.

by Anonymousreply 6402/27/2011

[quote]This might be fake, but I can say I've experienced orgasms as intense as this woman's when I masturbate.

Might be fake? MIGHT be? From the frequency she was spitting on her own cunt I'd say she was as dry as Ghandi's flip flop.

She is repulsive. From her thatched cunt to her ridiculous "sexy" faces at the camera.

by Anonymousreply 6502/27/2011

Lets say a woman gets excited, she can easily go on without having to masturbate because no one can tell she is turned on. You know what I mean? A guy can't hide a hard on, so he has got to take care of business.%0D %0D I don't think women and men is that much different when it comes to sex drive and thinking about sex.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 6602/27/2011

The next time that happens to you, R66, think about death or baseball. It will go down on its own.

by Anonymousreply 6702/27/2011

What r64 said.

by Anonymousreply 6802/27/2011

Thanks, R50. You reminded me why I was put off fucking women. Sometimes it felt like I was fucking Regan from the Exorcist.

by Anonymousreply 6902/27/2011

Women vary more than men do. Some do it every day, some once a week, some like R15 aren't really into it.

by Anonymousreply 7102/28/2011

Women also have testosterone, just less of it than men. I masturbate most days, not always to the point of coming. Sometimes it is just relaxing. Often enjoy quick and hard and then there are days where I can play for hours.

by Anonymousreply 7202/28/2011

[quote] wonder how many of you girlie boys have sisters and have eaten cucumber that's been up her cunt.... %0D %0D %0D %0D Haha, love it. Can't wait for the prisspots around here to wake up and chime in on this one. They'll be clutching their pearls and reaching for the smelling salts as they puke up their breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 7302/28/2011

Robin on Howard Stern revealed that her secret was that she was taking shit out of the refrigerator as a kid, and shoving it up her twat.

by Anonymousreply 7402/28/2011

Does anyone remember Meg in "Family Guy" having a family pack of hot dogs in her bedroom and saying to them, "I'm going to pretend you're the NY Knicks". LMAO. The whole family kept wondering why they were running out of them.

by Anonymousreply 7502/28/2011

YW R73 *WEG*%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7602/28/2011

I wank at least a once a day I'm a fuck lover though. So probably best I'm not in a relationship with a horny woman that likes to fuck or there be babies all over dorset and wiltshire lol!%0D %0D I love kids but not that many!%0D %0D I've had 3 relationships since school and none lasted long and I'm 32 now!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 7708/10/2011

I do it twice a day sometimes,couple times even three times ;)... I dont know why. It relaxes me,or when I feel horny or bored.One time I even pulled over on the side of the street to do it... I was that horny......

by Anonymousreply 7811/01/2011

Bi, f, 37. I started at 15 and had a very high sex drive until 23, then it dipped a bit. It's still pretty strong and I think about sex frequently. I'd say I'm at 3x per week out of habit, to get to sleep, while I watch some lezzie porn, to wake up. It's not as urgent as it once was and more mental if that makes sense. I enjoy the fantasy as much as the getting off.

by Anonymousreply 7911/01/2011

WTF??? ... They dont have anything TO masturbate. You ever seen one down there?

by Anonymousreply 8011/01/2011

I am a married woman and even though my husband and usually have sex 1 to 2 times almost every week I still touch myself at least once a day. Most days it is 3 or more. I think it is just healthy sexual appetite. My husband and I have been together over 5 years and our sex life has hardley changed I don't think it has anything to do with him! He is great my drive is just higher! I think it is normal for women to masterbate those who don't are just missing out!

by Anonymousreply 8104/28/2012

(R80) I am a woman and I have a clitoris that is sensitive and I cum when touching myself just fine!

by Anonymousreply 8204/28/2012

Female, 34, at least once a day, except right before I start my period. My sex drive in non-existent during that time.

by Anonymousreply 8304/28/2012

Not necessarily, R64. When I was in high school, I used to laugh to myself when male friends boasted about blowing three times that day. That's actually kinda lame from a female perspective. Horny teenage girls do things like stay home when the family goes out to eat, just so they can indulge in a massive whackoff session--same as teenage guys. Some have wet dreams. Many are daydreaming constantly during class, same as guys, and may even be getting themselves off just by clenching their thighs. WE just don't talk about it.

by Anonymousreply 8404/28/2012

I can easily climax vaginally when I watch porn (using a dildo), not so much with a guy though. Weird. Either way, doesn't bother me that much, I'll take an orgasm any way I can.

by Anonymousreply 8504/28/2012

R84 here. Inadvertent all caps/emphasis. It should just be "We".

by Anonymousreply 8604/28/2012

I am male and a bit of a sex addict. I masturbate 5 to 8 times a day when I can. About 15% to 20% of my day is dedicated to sex, porn, masturbating, sex, or seeking sexual partners. When I am am not absorbed in sexual activity I am working on my home business or reading or working out or playing music.

I dont think many women masturbate as often, though they may do it for longer at once.

by Anonymousreply 8704/29/2012

Your last sentence is true for me, r87. When I was younger, I'd masturbate every day and it was a rather quick affair. Now, at 48 I do it 1-3x a week, but can go for 30-45 minutes in multiple orgasms.

I think about sex, women's bodies and eating pussy constantly though.

(Am still laughing at r37.)

by Anonymousreply 8804/29/2012

All this g-spot talking in the news had some scientist wondering what evolutionary reason woman have for orgasms. What a knob. If sex was not fun, why the fuck would anyone do it? I think quite a lot of women don't even realize what orgasms are- and a lucky few of those find out later, hopefully.

I know a couple of straight women who think fucking is a chore. I told them i do it day and night with my girlfriend as a laugh and you could see the wheels turning. Bless, the point where they realize being a lesbian might be more fun but they are biologically attached to cock. I didn't tell them that the drama quotient is upped 500%

by Anonymousreply 8904/29/2012

"I didn't tell them that the drama quotient is upped 500%"

Honey, please! Straight men are total drama queens, liars, manipulators, you name it.

by Anonymousreply 9004/29/2012

Sorry r90, i do know that. I was just hoping to give them hope for their future. The worst is to come, when their fifty-year old husbands accuse them of making the food too spicy, on purpose!

by Anonymousreply 9104/29/2012

R31 Sherlock Holmes, I think you're right. I think many of these posts are from men. All the more to use the endless fat frau scenarios. And maybe some lez women call it "wanking" but I don't think most women, even lesbians do.

by Anonymousreply 9204/29/2012

[quote]Does any other woman on here like the taste of her own juice?

Yes, I think my pussy juice is delicious!

When at home, I constantly dip my fingers into my pussy and then lick off the juice. I don't do it in public, however, ewwww.

I also love kissing my partner after they've gone down on me, and licking my juices off their cheeks and chin. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 9304/30/2012

yuck

by Anonymousreply 9407/17/2012

Hawt thread.

by Anonymousreply 9507/18/2012

Warms my heart to read the testimonies of all you proud wanking women. I jerk off about 3 times a week but I'm on medication that inhibits my libido a bit. I would have averaged about 5 times a week prior to starting on it. While the frequency's down, the meds have made me multi-orgasmic so I can shoot 3 times in a row, about 2 min apart now. Good times.

by Anonymousreply 9607/18/2012

I'm a three times a day gal Open up those flood gates!

by Anonymousreply 9707/18/2012

Some weeks every day, up to 3 times a day. Some weeks 3 times a week.

I think about sex all the time, especially at work. I've even masturbated a few times at work (private bathroom, one person at a time).

I must be giving off some sort of vibe, because our cop/security guy has begun flirting with me and it's getting intense. He made me an offer I just may accept...

by Anonymousreply 9807/18/2012

I'm male and was very surprised to learn at age 13 that women also masturbated. (I used to steal Playgirls and in one of the stories the female narrator mentioned masturbating to the fantasy of a certain guy, but didn't go into detail as to how.) I had thought masturbation was strictly a guy thing. I remember thinking, "Women don't have a dick, so how do they jerk off?" I figured it must be similar to how men do it, and for several years I thought women would fondle and squeeze their breasts until milk squirted. Then when I was 17 a female friend said, "Oh, if it only were that easy..." then proceeded to explain, but I was still clueless.

by Anonymousreply 9907/18/2012

In other words r99, you were, and seem to be, a complete moron. This is the most ridiculous post on this thread. Congrats!

by Anonymousreply 10007/18/2012

Damn, you women are not very ladylike. Nasty bitches.

by Anonymousreply 10107/18/2012

R101, women also piss and shit and burp and fart. And sometimes, we enjoy it.

Shocking, I know!

by Anonymousreply 10207/18/2012

.

by Anonymousreply 10307/27/2012

I masturbate more, almost daily, before I start my pms. PMS week about 3 time. Week of period maybe once or usually not. The week after still really not interested.

by Anonymousreply 10407/27/2012

OK, this thread confuses me, so please explain.

If even half these posts are real, you gals are rubbing them out like fat kids eat Oreos, but whenever the subject of M/F sex comes up all I ever hear is how you need hours of foreplay, followed by more foreplay, leading up to more foreplay before you can even think of enjoying sex with a man.

So apparently you can cum with a cucumber in under a minute, but with Brad Pitt in the bed with you it's a whole different story?

Explain.

by Anonymousreply 10507/27/2012

[quote]So apparently you can cum with a cucumber in under a minute, but with Brad Pitt in the bed with you it's a whole different story? Explain.

Alone, you can focus on yourself, no distractions. No thinking about pleasing anyone else. You know exactly what it takes to bring yourself. No one stops or changes what they're doing right when you're about to cum (which is a huge factor in why it takes longer with others).

by Anonymousreply 10607/27/2012

R105, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by Anonymousreply 10707/27/2012

I suspect someone close to me masturbates regularly, would wearing away of the underwear in an exclamation mark fasion from front to back be a sure indicator of this or is this normal wear and tear of female underwear?

by Anonymousreply 10808/07/2012

Women have wee-has not yah-hoos. They can't masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 10908/07/2012

[quote]would wearing away of the underwear in an exclamation mark fasion from front to back be a sure indicator of this or is this normal wear and tear of female underwear?

Wtf?

by Anonymousreply 11008/07/2012

[quote] So apparently you can cum with a cucumber in under a minute

No, we can cum with attention paid to our CLITS in under a minute. Which happens when we masturbate, with cucumber or not.

by Anonymousreply 11108/07/2012

STFU, R112, you pathetic loser.

by Anonymousreply 11308/07/2012

"all it requires is a wet/moist fingertip on the clitoris. I have perfected the art of it so that I can come in less than 60 seconds"

With dry finger on clit, 30 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 11408/07/2012

"whenever the subject of M/F sex comes up all I ever hear is how you need hours of foreplay, followed by more foreplay, leading up to more foreplay before you can even think of enjoying sex with a man."

That's because of 3 things:

1. I want to get what I can't get by myself.

2. Longs periods of arousal are fantastic. We like it for it's own sake. And after, I'm so high I can cum 6 times in a row during oral.

3. With men you must demand foreplay or you'll get none. Ask for 10 minutes and you'll get 2 min, and so forth.

by Anonymousreply 11508/07/2012

I have a feeling that 50% of the posts on this thread are from men being "clever".

by Anonymousreply 11608/07/2012

When you do masturbate, please think of me. I find that hot.

by Anonymousreply 11708/07/2012

Only the ones that talk about cucumbers, r116.

by Anonymousreply 11808/07/2012

[quote]I suspect someone close to me masturbates regularly, would wearing away of the underwear in an exclamation mark fasion from front to back be a sure indicator of this or is this normal wear and tear of female underwear?

When I was a young teen, I'd "do it through my panties" because the feeling was too intense otherwise, and yes, it did wear the cotton away in an exclamation mark design.

by Anonymousreply 11908/07/2012

Holy shit, R119!

Were you masturbating with a sheet of sandpaper?

by Anonymousreply 12008/07/2012

Isn't that because, r116, you believe that women get off on a big cock the way gay men do? Hmm? I remember one of you stupid comments in another thread.

by Anonymousreply 12108/08/2012

Well mainly it depends on the women your with. Some women tend to have a less active sex drive and masturbate less while others are quite the opisite. I myself have had quite an active sex drive ever since i started going through puberty and masterbate moreoften so there are actually girls out there who do masturbate more. I belive because of the harsh words said about these types of girls (being called a slut whore ect.) That you dont find them too easily. You just gotta accept what you get i guess

by Anonymousreply 12208/13/2012

I masturbate at least 2 times a day.I'm a guy.my GF does it rarely.like 1 time a week when she is very bored I masturbate at least14 times a week but usually about 25

by Anonymousreply 12309/18/2012

I do just about every other day. I have a clit toy that just takes about 5-10 mins to get me off. I even use it after sex sometimes since men can only go for so long.

by Anonymousreply 12509/19/2012

LOL @R10 and R12.

And I hope someone has told OP that women have testosterone too. One page of responses to this thread was all I really felt the need to read.

by Anonymousreply 12609/19/2012

I'm a 21 year old female.. and I wonder everyday if I'm addicted to masterbation.. I spend a lot of time at home on my days off.. for those three days I masterbate at least 5 times a day.. to the point where it begins to hurt around my clitoris and then I still continue to try :/ I'm worried.. I meen, I know its healthy.. But I would much rather spend literally an entire day and night in my room along masterbating at least five times than go out with everyone else..

by Anonymousreply 12709/26/2012

"I do just about every other day. I have a clit toy that just takes about 5-10 mins to get me off"

WTF? One finger on clit and I'm off in 40 seconds. No toys necessary.

by Anonymousreply 12809/26/2012

The Gossard Big M Survey interviewed 1,000 women, ages 18-30, and their answers indicate that not only do 9 out of 10 women play with themselves, two-thirds do it three times a week. The study refers to these as "sessions," which we can assume doesn't refer to the number of orgasms achieved, but rather, the time spent achieving them. 'Cause you know that if you have one, you stick around for more. Orgasms from masturbating are like Payless shoes: Once you get the first pair, you get the second for next to nothing.

by Anonymousreply 13010/25/2012

SENSE I'M A MAN, CANT SPEAK FOR WOMEN OF COURSE I'M MIDDLE AGE NOW + MY GENERATION OF FEMALES MOST DIDN'T LIKE SEX THAT WELL DUE TO THEIR MOMS TELLING THEM ITS BAD AND NASTY ETC. A FEW WERE DIFFERENT, BUT FOR MY SELF I HAVE JACKED OFF 3 TO 5 TIMES A DAY AND COULD HAVE SEX AFTERWARDS .SOME OF THAT MIGHT BE I'M A TALLY BUT NOT SURE. TODAY THAT I'M IN MY MID 60'S WOMEN ARE ALWAYS SHOWING INTEREST IN ME AND FORWARD. BUT I TURN THEM DOWN SENSE I'M MARRIED.DOES THAT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS? I STILL DO MASTURBATE NOT AS MUCH AS BEFORE BUT A COUPLE TIMES A DAY. ONE THING ABOUT A WOMEN AGE DOESN'T BOTHER THAT, THEY CAN HAVE SEX TILL THEY DIE OF OLD AGE IF THEY WANT

by Anonymousreply 13111/22/2012

finger-bangin' bitches!

by Anonymousreply 13211/23/2012

Hot

by Anonymousreply 13306/13/2013

Every girl is different. For me it's like trying to eat plain white flour compared to the "luscious, creamy, cake" that is any form of sex with my man.

by Anonymousreply 13406/13/2013

Female. Masturbated 3 times a couple of days ago. The third orgasm was the best. Any questions?

by Anonymousreply 13506/14/2013

"Women have wee-has not yah-hoos. They can't masturbate."

A penis is only a deformed clit.

by Anonymousreply 13606/14/2013

I am a 35 year old female and I've always since I realized what sexual urges are and what being horney is I have been horney all day every day. I masterbate some days 25-30 times a day. I've never done any drugs at all in my life. I am a child psychologist so I've been thru intensive psychological screenings and was never diagnosed with anything except OCD. I do take medication for underactive thyroid,asthma,acid reflux,allergies,chemotherapy pills,radation pills,iron,calcium,pain medication for my cancer and I broke my foot and leg in 7 places and had to have surgery for it and still have problems with it so I have pain medication for it too,I also take reflan(its an antiinflammatory),I take migraine meds,I take skelaxin which is a muscle relaxer and I take a strong vitamin given to me by my oncologist. But I've been this way since I was about 18 and I only started medications in the past 4 years except for the thyroid meds I started when I was 23. In my relationships I always had sex at least 6 times a day with maybe doing oral to the guy at least 3 times a day. I've been with my husband 7 years married for 5 of that. In the beginning like the first 3 to 3 1/2 years we had an awesome sex life but then it went from out of this world to non existence so its gotten even worse for me now. I mean in other relationships when I had a Healthy Great Sex Life I still was horney all day long and masterbating about 8-10 times a day while havin sex about 20-25 times a day giving oral about 8-10 times a day and receiving oral about 8-10 but now since my husband hardly ever has sex with me,I'm lucky if I get sex once every 6 mths sp I have to admit I have cheated with my 2 best friends,yes male,no not at the same time. The first time I cheated was with my best friend of 9years,we had messed around for about 3 years before when iwas single,he is married and still married,we ran into each other at a bar when i was out with my girlfriends and one thing led to another and so it happened but didnt last but about 3 months because i still loved him lots and couldnt emotionally handle itcause i love my husband but i loved ths guy too so it led me to a very confused area in my life so I just had to end it then the other guy I cheated with was my best friend for 10 years & we were just hanging out watching movies cutting up laughing drinking and a sex scence came on the movie and my best friend said that I was hotter than the actress on the movie and that led to me saying no I'm not and we had been swimming that day so I had my bathing suit on and so I took my cover up off and playingly was modeling and he said it again that my body was perfect and I was so smoking hot that he could eat me up and he pulled me down into his lap and kissed me and so that started an 8 month affair but then I broke it off cause of several different reasons,one being I contiplated leaving my husband for him cause I was falling in love so I thought and he told me the same then one nite he was out with out me and he got drunk and hit on one of my best girl friends so it literally broke my heart and it ended our friendship then occasionally I have went back to my best friend that I first cheated with but just for sex when I've been without it for 6 or more months. I also watch about 12-15 hours of porn,while we r sitting in the living room watching tv,I will cover myself with a blanket and put my knees up so my husband can't see what I'm doing and I sneak to watch porn on my cell phone and masterbate. I sneak and watch porn when we r in the car on my cellphone,sometimes I will sit in the car while my husband goes into dr office or grocery store so I can watch porn and masterbate in the car,sometimes I even have the windows rolled down if its cool enough to not have to run the air. I have even waited for my husband to go to sleep so I can sneak my phone into bed to watch porn and masterbate. I get so horney and wanting sexual experiences sometimes so bad that I will even get suckers or popsicles to lick and suck to simulate oral sex cause I just so desperately need it.

by Anonymousreply 13708/10/2013

I am a 35 year old female and I've always since I realized what sexual urges are and what being horney is I have been horney all day every day. I masterbate some days 25-30 times a day. I've never done any drugs at all in my life. I am a child psychologist so I've been thru intensive psychological screenings and was never diagnosed with anything except OCD. I do take medication for underactive thyroid,asthma,acid reflux,allergies,chemotherapy pills,radation pills,iron,calcium,pain medication for my cancer and I broke my foot and leg in 7 places and had to have surgery for it and still have problems with it so I have pain medication for it too,I also take reflan(its an antiinflammatory),I take migraine meds,I take skelaxin which is a muscle relaxer and I take a strong vitamin given to me by my oncologist. But I've been this way since I was about 18 and I only started medications in the past 4 years except for the thyroid meds I started when I was 23. In my relationships I always had sex at least 6 times a day with maybe doing oral to the guy at least 3 times a day. I've been with my husband 7 years married for 5 of that. In the beginning like the first 3 to 3 1/2 years we had an awesome sex life but then it went from out of this world to non existence so its gotten even worse for me now. I mean in other relationships when I had a Healthy Great Sex Life I still was horney all day long and masterbating about 8-10 times a day while havin sex about 20-25 times a day giving oral about 8-10 times a day and receiving oral about 8-10 but now since my husband hardly ever has sex with me,I'm lucky if I get sex once every 6 mths sp I have to admit I have cheated with my 2 best friends,yes male,no not at the same time. The first time I cheated was with my best friend of 9years,we had messed around for about 3 years before when iwas single,he is married and still married,we ran into each other at a bar when i was out with my girlfriends and one thing led to another and so it happened but didnt last but about 3 months because i still loved him lots and couldnt emotionally handle itcause i love my husband but i loved ths guy too so it led me to a very confused area in my life so I just had to end it then the other guy I cheated with was my best friend for 10 years & we were just hanging out watching movies cutting up laughing drinking and a sex scence came on the movie and my best friend said that I was hotter than the actress on the movie and that led to me saying no I'm not and we had been swimming that day so I had my bathing suit on and so I took my cover up off and playingly was modeling and he said it again that my body was perfect and I was so smoking hot that he could eat me up and he pulled me down into his lap and kissed me and so that started an 8 month affair but then I broke it off cause of several different reasons,one being I contiplated leaving my husband for him cause I was falling in love so I thought and he told me the same then one nite he was out with out me and he got drunk and hit on one of my best girl friends so it literally broke my heart and it ended our friendship then occasionally I have went back to my best friend that I first cheated with but just for sex when I've been without it for 6 or more months. I also watch about 12-15 hours of porn,while we r sitting in the living room watching tv,I will cover myself with a blanket and put my knees up so my husband can't see what I'm doing and I sneak to watch porn on my cell phone and masterbate. I sneak and watch porn when we r in the car on my cellphone,sometimes I will sit in the car while my husband goes into dr office or grocery store so I can watch porn and masterbate in the car,sometimes I even have the windows rolled down if its cool enough to not have to run the air. I have even waited for my husband to go to sleep so I can sneak my phone into bed to watch porn and masterbate. I get so horney and wanting sexual experiences sometimes so bad that I will even get suckers or popsicles to lick and suck to simulate oral sex cause I just so desperately need it.

by Anonymousreply 13808/10/2013

haha i love the replies on this. funny as

by Anonymousreply 13909/13/2013

Please. Not this again.

First, whatever women do to rearrange their snotty clams cannot be considered masturbation. Lady tugs, clit tickles, gape gripping or muff stuffing is not masturbation.

Call it "scratching the grim rim" or "mess messing" if you have to find a term for this sad and unproductive exercise in futility. Next you'll be talking about the myth of the female orgasm. And, besides, everyone knows that given a choice all women will reach for a chocolate rather than anything down there.

And the illiterate R138 needs to stop confusing sexuality with schizophrenia.

by Anonymousreply 14009/13/2013

i am a woman and every chance i get i masturbate i think im addicted i have around 4-8 orgasms aday depends if im busy or not i think i have an addiction to it but the dr told me ihave a high sex drive even when me and my boyfriend are fucking i have to masturbate my clit just to get off i have never had an orgasm except by my hand literally!!

by Anonymousreply 14109/20/2013

I heard that guys are supposed to masturbate more than women, but I'm a woman and I masturbate nearly all the time :/

by Anonymousreply 14211/23/2013

I wank sumtimes

by Anonymousreply 14303/04/2014
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