In this thread let's say things people no longer say.
"I need to change the roll of film in my camera."
In this thread let's say things people no longer say.
"I need to change the roll of film in my camera."
|by Anonymous||reply 392||03/09/2013|
"I forgot to set the VCR so I missed it"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/22/2011|
"Bradley Cooper is so hot!"
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/22/2011|
Wear a condom!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/22/2011|
"Where's the beef!?" (Sell-by date unknown) "I'm soooo sure." (1983) "Go Girl!" (1992) "Not!" (1994) "Oh snap!" (1996)
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/22/2011|
"Hi, you've reached Rich's answering machine..."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/22/2011|
"Those little yellow Photomat stores are cute."
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/22/2011|
Tippecanoe and Tyler Too%0D %0D Twenty-three Skidoo%0D %0D It's the bees knees%0D %0D You betcha'%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/22/2011|
Move along, toots.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/22/2011|
Roll up the car window.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/22/2011|
"Be Kind - Rewind'
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/22/2011|
"Hang on, my pager is going off. (looks at pager) I need a payphone."
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/22/2011|
Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly. -- RIP 2003? 2004?
Carbface has also disappeared, and seems to have been replaced with fitfat. My hypothesis is that dl has become an older and fatter place in the last few years, and now casts a kinder eye on doughiness (provided it's in white men).
Caneface appears with far less frequency.
Is anybody still calling it pron?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/22/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/22/2011|
I'll pull out....
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/22/2011|
Sir would you like regular or unleaded? And may I check your oil? (as he cleans the windshield with a squeegee)
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/22/2011|
lol at r10.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/22/2011|
Are you on Myspace?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/22/2011|
Take off your wing tips before you put your feet on the davenport.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/23/2011|
what say you.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/23/2011|
"I don't understand why CBS and NBC come in so clearly but ABC has so much static!"
"Hold on, I'll fix the antenna."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/23/2011|
I can't see a damn thing. Will you fix the antenna? No, it's your turn to get up. Ok nothing yet. Nope. Nope. Oh hold it. Damn it was better two seconds ago. It's better when you just hold it. Go get a coat hanger or something then.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/23/2011|
Operator can you get me and then you would ask for a six digit number. One that might have started with letters.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/23/2011|
Damn it r21. We must be on the same wavelength. Pun intended.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/23/2011|
I met him clogging.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/23/2011|
Hang ten. Keep on truckin'.
That's a big 10-4, good buddy. Catch you on the flip side.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/23/2011|
"One of our greatest film stars Glenn Close"
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/23/2011|
Talk to the hand!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/23/2011|
Keep America Beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/23/2011|
I think he really likes me. He made me a mix tape.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/23/2011|
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/23/2011|
The typewriter needs a new ribbon,
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/23/2011|
My next phone is going to be a push button instead of a dial. It takes so long to dial long distance!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/23/2011|
Damn it, someone used the last sheet of carbon paper.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/23/2011|
They now say "Judeo-Christian values" in order to pretend they aren't anti-Semitic.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/23/2011|
I am going to put this on lay-a-way because I don't have the money to pay for it right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/23/2011|
The check is in the mail.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/23/2011|
Keep your mimeographed sheet face down on your desk until I tell you to turn them over
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/23/2011|
I'm going to Woolworth's to get a parakeet.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/23/2011|
I scratched my new Carpenters album and now the sound is all fuzzy.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/23/2011|
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/23/2011|
Meet you at Gimbels.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/23/2011|
I baked a cake for my Home Ec class.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/23/2011|
Adam and Eve on a raft & wreck 'em!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/23/2011|
"It's Thursday. Did we get the new TV Guide?"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/23/2011|
Let's go to the druggist and get ice cream sodas.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/23/2011|
"Sexiest Man Alive Tom Cruise...."%0D %0D "Sexiest Man Alive Mel Gibson...."%0D %0D "Sexiest Man Alive John F. Kennedy Jr..."%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/23/2011|
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession...
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/23/2011|
Alright kids, you have fun, be home by dark!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/23/2011|
Keep hoovering the hupishes and the mackeral will gas your jigger.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/23/2011|
I got a rain check at Caldor's.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/23/2011|
That movie is still new. It's reservations only!
Ok, then let's go to the drive-in instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/23/2011|
Oh Leif, why don't you answer my letters?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/23/2011|
R41, great one!!! that made me laugh!%0D %0D R45, great one too.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/23/2011|
I'll meet you at Borders.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/23/2011|
Wow I got great Orchestra seats for the hit Boardway play for $6 and 50 cents
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/23/2011|
I never take my car to a mechanic. The kid down the street is a motorhead and fixes cars for free.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/23/2011|
I wish we could go to the movies tonight, but we don't have a sitter! We can't take the baby with us.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/23/2011|
"No worries - I'll find it on Napster."
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/23/2011|
Punch buggy ! ( the 'real' ones )
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/23/2011|
It's Friday night! We'll see YOU at the skating rink!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/23/2011|
where is my Pez dispenser?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/23/2011|
We're gonna party like it's 1999
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/23/2011|
Which one of my students would do me a favor and wash the blackboard and clap clean the erasers?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/23/2011|
Honey would you go grab me the phone book.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/23/2011|
Please and thank you!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/23/2011|
Must See TV
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/23/2011|
Let's go to the Walgreens soda fountain and have a cherry coke!%0D %0D (in a glass made of glass with the coca cola insignia written in whie script on the glass, and cherry syrup added by the soda fountain employee into the coke and ice)
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/23/2011|
"Let's get ready for the Fastest Finger Question."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/23/2011|
Should I get the $9.75, $8.75, or $7.75 tickets for Led Zeppelin?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/23/2011|
It's not nice to fool... MOTHER NATURE.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/23/2011|
Wow! We've got 10 books filled with Green Stamps!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/23/2011|
That's a swell looking fountain pen you got there.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/23/2011|
'I still believe in a place called Hope.'
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/23/2011|
Smells like teen spirit
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/23/2011|
"Turn the record over."
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/23/2011|
I have to go to the library and do some research for my report.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/23/2011|
My telephone exchange is MArket 2.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/23/2011|
From Times Square to downtown Brooklyn do I take the IRT or BMT?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/23/2011|
Meet me at The Mine Shaft.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/23/2011|
His line is busy. I'll have to call him back later.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/23/2011|
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/23/2011|
"you sound like a broken record!"
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/23/2011|
drop a dime
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/23/2011|
'God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!'
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/23/2011|
"Groovy!"%0D %0D "Far out!"%0D %0D "I wanna buy some shit (marijuana) but I'm all out of bread (money)."%0D %0D "What's your bag?"
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/23/2011|
I wish I had a dark room
Oh, I'll just tweak the carburetor
I'm tired -- I pushed around that lawn mower all day and then raked the leaves.
We need a box of 100 watt light bulbs
I have to get a new tape for my Echoplex
I'll just run to Fedco for a roll of 2 1/4 film
I'm sorry officer, I won't tell you my name
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/23/2011|
What are all these 1-800 number charges on the bill? Have you been having phone sex?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/23/2011|
I've got his number on speed-dial!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/23/2011|
Mexican jumping beans!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/23/2011|
They're going steady.
My transfer expired.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/23/2011|
"Who made a person to person long distance call to Pennsylvania?"
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/23/2011|
There's a three hour wait at the new Olive Garden by the mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/23/2011|
Can you dig it?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/23/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/23/2011|
Where's the Wite-Out?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/23/2011|
Collect call from Laura Avery. Do you accept the charges?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/24/2011|
how is having a number on speed dial dated?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/24/2011|
[quote]I'm tired -- I pushed around that lawn mower all day and then raked the leaves.
how is that dated? you moved to the deserts of Nevada?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/24/2011|
[quote]That's a swell looking fountain pen you got there.
I still use one. they haven't been au courrant in a long time, but they are still around.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/24/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/25/2011|
I'll jack it up in the back and put on some mags.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/25/2011|
I love New York; it's so edgy. So many artists and creative people live in my neighborhood. The best thing is that it hasn't sold out to chain stores like other cities have.And 42nd Street? Kinky!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/25/2011|
You bet your sweet bippee
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/25/2011|
Can't wait to see you! I'll meet you at the gate.
Here's $5.00. Get 1/2 gallon milk, a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and some more cereal and I want ALL my change back!
If you put a quarter on the needle arm, your records won't skip.
Wear a pair of gloves inside your mittens and wrap your feet in plastic over your socks. It's going to be really cold as you walk to school today after we got 8 inches of snow last night.
Not a phrase but what about waking up in front of the TV and the American flag is on the screen with the anthem playing before the station stops broadcasting and goes to static?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/25/2011|
Oh, a new "Two and a Half Men" is on.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/25/2011|
I know there are more movies available on VHS, but the picture on a Betamax is so much clearer.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/25/2011|
What am I going to do now! I accidentally dropped my box of punch cards and now they are all out of order! Some are folded, bent and mutilated!
Oh no! I scraped my floppy disc. There goes 300 kb of data...I like the new plastic disks -- they are tough and hold twice as much. The super capacity ones can hold over a MEG!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||02/25/2011|
r21, we always got snow on the DuMont channel.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||02/25/2011|
Little girl please ask your daddy call Joe at CApitol 7-2452. Did you get that? Well, almost. How do write a capital seven?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||02/25/2011|
Were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||02/25/2011|
This semester we have to read the Odyssey, The Iliad and a bunch of plays from Sophocles and Euripides. And only then do we get to Sappho and the other six great poets.
11th grade is so hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/25/2011|
"Busy again! Someone is always on the telephone at Margaret's house!"
|by Anonymous||reply 120||02/25/2011|
Let's go for a Sunday drive.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||02/25/2011|
It's your turn to get up and change the channel .
|by Anonymous||reply 122||02/25/2011|
Hey, hot stuff! I'll be back to pick you up later!
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/25/2011|
Car 54, where Are You?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/25/2011|
This thread is so money!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||02/25/2011|
Get me a girl from the steno pool to take a letter.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||02/25/2011|
Hurry up, Soul Train is coming on.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||02/25/2011|
Has the iceman cometh?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||02/25/2011|
Going down to the river to get some water, I'll be back in two hours...
|by Anonymous||reply 129||02/25/2011|
I forgot to wind my watch.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 130||02/25/2011|
Doesn't that Owen on Sean Cody have the HOTTEST legs?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||02/25/2011|
Poor Alice...That Rachel is such a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||02/25/2011|
I feel so silly having to put diaper pins, Feen-a-mint Gum, and a 5th Avenue candy bar on either my BankAmericard or my Mastercharge.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||02/25/2011|
I can not find my Chargeaplate.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||02/25/2011|
Peggy, do you have an extra sheet of carbon paper?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/25/2011|
So do you think it will be a boy or a girl?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/25/2011|
Of course you can smoke in here, we do
|by Anonymous||reply 137||02/25/2011|
OK class, it's time for your music lessons. Let's all sing Climb Every Mountain? Julie, will you lead the class up front, please?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||02/25/2011|
I need some change for the pay phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||02/25/2011|
I couldn't get on Prodigy last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||02/25/2011|
What long distance carrier do you use
|by Anonymous||reply 141||02/25/2011|
Honey, have you seen my Master Charge card?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||02/25/2011|
My grandmother just told me "some very nice colored people moved in down the street".
|by Anonymous||reply 143||02/25/2011|
Push down on the clutch pedal; then grab the stick shift, push it up into first, that's right, and let the clutch out r-e-a-l slow, or you're gonna stall it!%0D %0D %0D *jerk*jerk*jerk
|by Anonymous||reply 144||02/25/2011|
I can't hack it!
Class! Don't get rowdy now.
Later for you.
He narc'ed me out.
Can I bum a cigarette from you?
|by Anonymous||reply 145||02/25/2011|
I'm going to send a Marconigram!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||02/25/2011|
"I have to study for my Famous American Negroes test."%0D %0D -Actual sentence from my 4th grade diary, circa 1974
|by Anonymous||reply 147||02/25/2011|
I have 45 cents. I only need another dime to get a pack of cigarettes from the machine.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||02/25/2011|
Not really a phrase, but I've had to correct my parents and a few older friends whenever they use the term "Oriental" to describe East Asians. My generation seems to find that term offensive for some reason (I certainly do and I'm not even Asian).
|by Anonymous||reply 149||02/25/2011|
That's only dated in the USA R144. Many people around the world still drive a stick. In fact, I drive a stick and I live in the USA.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||02/25/2011|
[quote]My generation seems to find that term offensive for some reason
Why? Because someone arbitrarily decided to claim that it was and then cowardly fools accepted and repeated it without considering if it made any sense?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||02/25/2011|
Don't pick up the phone! It'll disconnect my modem.
Gas is 99 cents a gallon?!
Have you seen my Star Wars LaserDisc?
I'll have a McDLT, supersized please.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||02/25/2011|
"I'll mail it to you."
|by Anonymous||reply 153||02/25/2011|
Wubba Wubba Wubba%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 154||02/25/2011|
Let me update your fax number on my Palm Pilot
|by Anonymous||reply 155||02/25/2011|
"Fill it up with Ethyl."
|by Anonymous||reply 156||02/25/2011|
R150, I already know that. I drive a stick as well, and as long as they make 'em, I'll be driving one.%0D %0D %0D But I am surrounded by college students every day, and trust me when I tell you that very few of them are learning how to drive a stick shift.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||02/26/2011|
Leave a note fot the milkman to leave a pint of Half and Half and a quart of buttermilk.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||02/26/2011|
Paging Joe Smith to the white courtesy phone
|by Anonymous||reply 159||02/26/2011|
I have to run down to the drugstore and get some flashcubes for my Brownie Starmite, while I'm there I want to have a cherry coke at the soda fountain.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||02/26/2011|
Sorry, I dialed the wrong number.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||02/26/2011|
Want a glass of Tang with your strawberry Aero dear ?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||02/26/2011|
Oh no, I can't find a sanitary belt!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||02/26/2011|
Oh no! my double knit pants melted in the drier!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||02/26/2011|
"Mommy,after we eat can I go outside and have my picture taken with Big Boy?"%0D %0D %0D %0D "I suppose when we stop at Sinclair for gasoline you will want to take a picture with the dinosaur too!"
|by Anonymous||reply 165||02/26/2011|
OK, this isn't a phase, but what about the latest stupid GEICO commercial where they talk about someone wearing a leisure suit "20 years ago"
|by Anonymous||reply 166||02/26/2011|
Let's go the the video store and rent a movie
|by Anonymous||reply 167||02/26/2011|
I just got a laserdisc player!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||02/26/2011|
We need to let them know quickly. I'll send a Western Union telegram!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||02/26/2011|
The elevator operator "3rd floor, ladies dresses".%0D %0D Also, "Hold on, I'll ring the switchboard".%0D %0D %0D Singing telegrams.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||02/26/2011|
"Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order, please?" said with a smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||02/26/2011|
Just watching Husbands and Wives.
Judy Davis, meeting him at his apt before going out, asked her dinner date Paul, "Can I use the phone?"
|by Anonymous||reply 172||02/26/2011|
80s slang "Life's a bitch, then you become one."
|by Anonymous||reply 173||02/26/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 174||02/26/2011|
Jiffy Pop popcorn
|by Anonymous||reply 175||02/28/2011|
I need to go wash off my Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||02/28/2011|
I'm Still boycotting Target
|by Anonymous||reply 177||02/28/2011|
Where's the machine with Chiclets for a penny?
|by Anonymous||reply 178||02/28/2011|
My friend Julie is a really cool girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||02/28/2011|
If gas goes up to two dollars a gallon, I don't think Al Gore will win the election. Clinton has to keep it $1.99 or below!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/01/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/01/2011|
Turn the dial to the right.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/01/2011|
We all chipped in to get my mom a Litton microwave for Christmas. $600!
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/01/2011|
I'm having a BBQ. Going to Lechters for supplies.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/01/2011|
Here's a dollar. Walk down to the store and get me a pack of Kents - king size, not 100s - and you can get a candy bar with the change.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/01/2011|
Dammit! Someone didn't tighten the cap on the White-Out.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/01/2011|
Can't wait until we get another Wang wordprocessor in the department.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/01/2011|
I need to get some traveler's checks for my vacation
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/01/2011|
Rows 25-32 are smoking. Please refrain from smoking during take off.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/01/2011|
Oooh, my stories are on! Talk to you later!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/01/2011|
This article reminded me of your thread, OP. [quote]The Fading Sounds of Analog Technology [quote]I%E2%80%99ve always loved the musical %E2%80%9CCompany,%E2%80%9D a Broadway show by Stephen Sondheim that opened in 1970. It was about a 35-year-old Manhattan guy, still unmarried even though all of his best friends are married couples. The set, the tone and the score were all ultra-chic, ultra-modern, ultra-urban. So urban and modern, in fact, that the first thing you hear as the show begins is a busy signal %E2%80%94 in its day, the ultimate technological symbol of a fast-paced, full-up lifestyle. After a few repetitions of that insistent, one-note beep, the overture begins building off of its rhythm. The busy signal became a musical theme for the entire opening number. But when I went to see the revival of the show in 2006, the busy signal was gone. Mr. Sondheim later told me that nobody knows what it is anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/03/2011|
I am going to buy a new girdle for my date on Saturday.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/03/2011|
She worked as a car hop.%0D %0D (Called out in a restaurant or lobby of a hotel): Paging Mr. _______!%0D %0D Straightening the seams in your stockings.%0D %0D She's frigid.%0D %0D He's a man about town.%0D %0D That kid is going places!
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/03/2011|
"At the tone, the time will be: Eight. Eleven. And fifty seconds."
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/04/2011|
What is... pussy furry?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/04/2011|
Miss! My inkwell is dry! Miss!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/04/2011|
You have a collect call from...
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/04/2011|
omg.... I remember calling for the time!
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/04/2011|
I knew a lot of people who couldn't swim. It would seem ridiculous today for a child to not know how to swim ever since the arrival of swimmies and those noodle things.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/04/2011|
That's an interesting phrase, r200. Did people really say that a lot?
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/04/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/04/2011|
Will someone replace the Sears & Roebuck catalog in the outhouse?%0D %0D I%E2%80%99m having trouble with the Betamax, again.%0D %0D Has anyone see the sleeve to my Bay City Rollers 45?%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/04/2011|
"Beachwood 45798"%0D %0D "Garfield 1 2323 Garfield 1 2323"%0D %0D "Get his number out of the Rolodex"%0D %0D "I feel a chill dear, bring me my wrap"
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/04/2011|
Today, class, we're going to learn to use the card catalog. Everyone take a 3X5" yellow card!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/04/2011|
Carol, you won't believe it! Jack surprised me and bought a home entertainment center! It's a Curtis Mathis. It has a color TV, a stereo, and AM/FM radio. I know! And the best thing is that it has these sliding doors to hide the TV! I hate a TV in the living room, and it looks like furniture!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/04/2011|
Martha? It%E2%80%99s me, Jeanette. I know I should have called sooner but Robbie was dialing the phone with a pencil and I couldn%E2%80%99t get him off the phone. You know what a %E2%80%9Cfunny%E2%80%9D little boy he is. Anyway, I was wondering if you had any frozen orange juice cans. Howard%E2%80%99s new boss and his wife are having us over for dinner and canasta and so I have do up that new Eva Gabor wig I bought last fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/04/2011|
"Hell's bells, Trudie!"
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/04/2011|
"Why on earth would I need a microwave oven?"
- My mom, circa 1982
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/04/2011|
"don't ask him for any money. he's tighter than dick's hatband."%0D %0D "the older the ram, the harder the horn."%0D %0D "her pants are so tight she could crack a tick."%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/04/2011|
I say a lot of those phrases. really, I do. what does that make me?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/04/2011|
Watch out, world! I just got a Dell 486!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/04/2011|
DuMont, First With The Finest In Television.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/05/2011|
I don't make out on the first date.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/05/2011|
College kids have don't no clue what ABC, CBS, and NBC stand for.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/05/2011|
She's a floozy!%0D %0D Old maid schoolteacher%0D %0D He died of comsumption.%0D %0D Let's go to the drive-in Friday night!
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/05/2011|
Hand me that Pink Floyd album so I can clean my dope.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/05/2011|
You sound like a broken record
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/05/2011|
Quick! I have to get to the bank before it closes or I won't have any money this weekend!
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/05/2011|
"I got my toaster from the bank when I opened an account. And it's still working after 30 years!"
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/05/2011|
"Crank the flivver."
"Oh, you kid!"
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/05/2011|
"Would you like a cigarette?"
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/05/2011|
I played Pac Man for 3 hours straight yesterday.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/05/2011|
[quote]College kids have don't no clue %0D %0D Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/05/2011|
"Please be kind. Rewind."
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/05/2011|
Time to defrost the freezer. It's like an igloo has encapsulated everything in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/05/2011|
You know it's Fall when you smell the burning leaves at the curb in front of the house.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/06/2011|
'Buddy, can you spare a dime?' Oh, wait...
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/06/2011|
Here's a real dated phrase:
"Stop the hatred. Violence against women is killing us."
Especially on threads where it doesn't apply! Maybe it's too specific to Datalounge, though.
And, and r229 is a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/06/2011|
"Baby On Board"
Oh wait, I actually saw this on a car yesterday. In West Hollywood. Kill me.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/06/2011|
Dated - Freeper.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/06/2011|
"I just got new Jordache jeans!"
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/06/2011|
"To go with my Members Only jacket".
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/06/2011|
r224, do you know what ABC, CBS, and NBC stand for?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/06/2011|
I wind my watch every day!
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/06/2011|
I pledge allegiance, to the flag.....
My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty...
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/06/2011|
Do you have car fare?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/07/2011|
The space capsule splashed down about 35 miles off the coast.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/09/2011|
Here's my number. Ask for me but if I'm not home say you'll call later and DON'T! SAY! YOUR! NAME! If you do say your name, say your from my class and you're asking about algebra homework. If they say I'm home but they have to get me from the den, DON'T! SAY! ANYTHING! until I pick up and you're sure it's me and I say it's OK to talk because I'm waiting for them to hang up the extension in the kitchen. Even if you think it's me, wait until I say it's me and you say it's you and I say where we met. If I don't say where we met, say you have someone at the door and you'll call me later, otherwise my asshole brother will know I'm gay and will tell my parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||07/08/2011|
Cool your jets No way, Jose He's a fox! I can't hack it anymore! Check yourself Later for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||07/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 243||07/18/2011|
In the 90s I was in a grad program in Public Heath and we had lots of hospital workers in our classes. "Please turn off your beepers, you can check your messages at break time," became the opening line of every class.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||07/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 245||07/18/2011|
I need to send this to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero-mail.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||07/18/2011|
You there! Fill my tank with petroleum distillate and don't forget to re-vulcanize my tires!
|by Anonymous||reply 247||07/18/2011|
Man on the Floor!
|by Anonymous||reply 248||07/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 249||07/18/2011|
LOL @ R241, it sucked when every phone call was intercepted by a family member on the one and only land line at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||07/18/2011|
Is my slip showing?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||07/18/2011|
Let's go downtown to do some shopping at the big department stores. Then we can catch a movie. And I need some L'eggs pantyhose.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||12/04/2012|
Look at that antenna on his car. He must have a car phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||12/05/2012|
This MS-DOS system is so advanced!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||12/05/2012|
"Look for the union label...."
|by Anonymous||reply 255||12/05/2012|
I hate that when it skips to the next track in the middle of my favorite song.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||12/05/2012|
Go change the channel and use the pliers; the knob's broke.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||12/05/2012|
I just got the newest Bay City rollers 45!
|by Anonymous||reply 258||12/05/2012|
"Play 'Melancholy Baby!'"
"I'll have one for the road."
"Rock in the New Year with Dick Clark!"
|by Anonymous||reply 259||12/05/2012|
I'm having a conniption fit!
Gag me with a spoon!
|by Anonymous||reply 260||12/05/2012|
"And that concludes our broadcasting day."
|by Anonymous||reply 261||12/05/2012|
Where is my Aqua-Net?
|by Anonymous||reply 262||12/05/2012|
[quote]Let's go downtown to do some shopping at the big department stores. Then we can catch a movie
some of us still have bi department stores downtown
|by Anonymous||reply 263||12/05/2012|
China is such a big country ... why don't we import any products from them?
|by Anonymous||reply 264||12/05/2012|
I'll be right back, I'm just going to the bar for some matches.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||12/05/2012|
Can you believe pay phones went up from a dime to a quarter? That's highway robbery!
|by Anonymous||reply 266||12/05/2012|
I have to change my sanitary napkin.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||12/05/2012|
I just love the smell of Ditto fluid.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||12/05/2012|
No sex until after we're married!
|by Anonymous||reply 269||12/05/2012|
I just signed up for an EST seminar.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||12/05/2012|
Now that's a show the whole family can watch together!
|by Anonymous||reply 271||12/05/2012|
He still smokes unfiltered cigarettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||12/05/2012|
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||12/05/2012|
Oh, Sally, when I grow up I want to marry one of those handsome, masculine movie stars-- you know, like Rock Hudson or Montgomery Clift!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||12/05/2012|
Mom -- the dial on the telephone is stuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 275||12/05/2012|
We just switched to MCI!
|by Anonymous||reply 276||12/05/2012|
I have to call the travel agent to get us a flight. I usually go with Eastern Airlines, because they give you more than two drinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||12/05/2012|
The Studebaker is in the shop, so I took the DeSoto today.
My wife, I think I'll keep her.
You bet your sweet bippy!
|by Anonymous||reply 278||12/05/2012|
Awww, banana oil!
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
He's strictly L-7*
* meaning "square," a shape sort-of created by putting an L and a 7 together.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||12/05/2012|
A silly millimeter longer.
OK, kids, we're going to get polio shots today.
Now you know we're not allowed to eat meat on Fridays.
For a surefire way to lose weight, get AYDS.
Did you catch Carson's monologue last night?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||12/05/2012|
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||12/05/2012|
[quote] Go change the channel and use the pliers; the knob's broke.
Heh heh. I've been using a pair of pliers on my washer/dryer for a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||12/05/2012|
[quote] He still smokes unfiltered cigarettes
Another thing you never hear anymore -- the sound of a non-filtered cigarette smoker routinely making a "pllt" sound as they spit the tobacco off their tongues.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||12/05/2012|
Does anyone have nail polish? I've got a run in my stockings.
Does someone have a match or a lighter? My pen is skipping.
"I have bad period cramps, does anyone have a Darvon?" Reply from all 20 girls smoking in the high school bathroom: "I do!"
|by Anonymous||reply 284||12/05/2012|
"Bobby, I'm sure Coach Sandusky will take good care of you."
|by Anonymous||reply 285||12/05/2012|
I got my hair frosted!
I got a perm!
If you do not have a touch tone phone, please stay on the line
"Hello, thank you for calling customer support. How can I help you? (A real person speaking with an American accent)
|by Anonymous||reply 286||12/05/2012|
I'd love to fuck Mick Jagger!
|by Anonymous||reply 287||12/05/2012|
I just got a telegram in my private railcar!
|by Anonymous||reply 288||12/05/2012|
"Turn that jukebox down!"
|by Anonymous||reply 289||12/05/2012|
Do you have a cassette or an 8 track in your car?
|by Anonymous||reply 290||12/05/2012|
Do you take checks?
|by Anonymous||reply 291||12/05/2012|
I wish they'd make a movie out of Les Mis. Hot new star William Hurt would make a perfect Valjean.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||12/05/2012|
I missed that episode, I guess I'll have to wait until the summer to catch the re-run.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||12/05/2012|
"Is that Miss or Mrs.?"
|by Anonymous||reply 294||12/05/2012|
Check out my new transistor radio!
|by Anonymous||reply 295||12/05/2012|
Are we ever gonna get a color TV?
|by Anonymous||reply 296||12/05/2012|
Did you want that LP in stereo or mono? Stereo is $1.00 extra, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||12/05/2012|
There's a sale on floppy disks at Softwarehouse/CompUSA/Circuit City/Incredible Universe.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||12/05/2012|
Be careful taking the foil off the tv dinners.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||12/05/2012|
I have to bring these soda bottles back to the store to get my deposit back.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||12/05/2012|
Do you take Diner's Club?
I'm flying TWA/PanAm/Eastern/Northwestern/National
|by Anonymous||reply 301||12/05/2012|
That was "Northwest." (former CSA)
Stop jumping you'll make the record skip.
If we get cable tv we might get over 20 channels!
You can't eat meat on a Friday!
It's a sin to touch the host.
My brother's number came up high, he's joining the Navy.
My father won't let us watch that, it's on at the same time as "Bonanza."
Roll up that window you're giving me a stiff neck!
Hand me that Pink Floyd album, I want to clean my dope.
God, a steak and cheese sub is over $2.00 now. Inflation is getting out of hand.
Is this the line to register for College Writing 101? Did you see the line for Accounting!!!?
Where is the Sears Catalog?
|by Anonymous||reply 302||12/06/2012|
Did you remember to add water to the car battery?
|by Anonymous||reply 303||12/08/2012|
$600 for a one-bedroom in the Village? This is really getting ridiculous!
|by Anonymous||reply 304||12/08/2012|
Do you have a stamp? I need to mail a letter.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||12/08/2012|
Jenny has a Radar Range.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||12/08/2012|
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 307||12/08/2012|
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 308||12/08/2012|
I need to take these tubes down to the hardware store and test them to see what's causing the TV to act up.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||12/08/2012|
Has anyone seen the sleeve for my floppy disc?
|by Anonymous||reply 310||12/08/2012|
My guests will be here any minute, I'd better put the ashtrays out.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||12/08/2012|
"I tried to call you, but I kept getting a busy signal."
"Do you have change for a pay phone?"
"Stewardess I'd like to buy a pack of cigarettes."
|by Anonymous||reply 312||12/08/2012|
I almost have enough trading stamps to get a slide projector!
|by Anonymous||reply 313||12/10/2012|
"Please deposit 15 cents for the next three minutes."
|by Anonymous||reply 314||12/10/2012|
Good one, R313.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||12/10/2012|
We don't need a condom. I have some penicillin just in case.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||12/10/2012|
My stereo was acting up, but I fixed it. Messed around with the speakers and the wooferS and tweeters, the equalizer and the Dolby
|by Anonymous||reply 317||12/22/2012|
It's like taking a shower while wearing a raincoat.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||12/22/2012|
"Paper or plastic" (Nowadays, they only use plastic bags, or people often bring their own eco-friendly bags.)
"Coming soon to home video!"
"You wanna Supersize that?"
|by Anonymous||reply 319||12/22/2012|
My Mom makes us sit ten feet away from the color tv so we aren't exposed to the radiation.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||12/22/2012|
I was listening to that on my Walkman.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||12/22/2012|
"I'll make you a mixed tape."
|by Anonymous||reply 322||12/22/2012|
Try putting some foil on the TV antenna, it might work.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||12/22/2012|
"I know a doctor who's very discreet. Cash only, after hours."
|by Anonymous||reply 324||12/22/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 325||12/22/2012|
"Light in the loafers"
five-and-dimes and/or five-and-tens (such as Woolworth's, W.T. Grant's, G.C. Murphy's, H.L. Green's, McCrory's)
"Zenith .. the quality of goes in before the name goes on"
"Singer ... we taught the world to sew"
DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca
Spiegel ... Chicago 60606
Conservative Democrats and Liberal Republicans
Moderate Democrats and Moderate Republicans
When local department stores had names like Hudson's, Bamberger's, Kaufmann's, Wanamaker's, Garfinkel's
See the latest models at your Lincoln-Mercury dealer
See the latest models at your Plymouth dealer
See the latest models at your Oldsmobile dealer
"Bring me my mantilla. Hurry or we will be late for low Mass"
|by Anonymous||reply 326||12/22/2012|
The kids are outside playing, they'll be out there all day!
|by Anonymous||reply 327||12/22/2012|
my random friends make me feel ackward
|by Anonymous||reply 328||12/22/2012|
"Johnny, here's $10. Take your bike to the store and pick mommy up a half gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Pall Mall kings. If the man at the counter says anything about your age, tell him the cigarettes are for your mother. Be careful riding your bike in traffic!"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||12/22/2012|
Here's a dollar. I need a pack of Newports (45¢), a loaf of Mr Big bread (21¢), and a quart of milk (24¢). You can have a nickle for a candy bar or a Devil Dog, but bring the rest of the change back.
Me: Can't I have a dime for a Ring Ding?
|by Anonymous||reply 330||12/22/2012|
[quote]DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca
They still have Tab and Fresca. Well, they do at my local Market Basket and Tedeschi's convenient store in central MA.
"Smoking or No Smoking?" (at restaurants)
Not a phrase, but Joe Camel is passe now. I remember those were banned in 1997. I'm not a smoker, but I thought those colorful billboards were so cool as a kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||12/23/2012|
Let's make some fondue and watch 'In search of...'!
|by Anonymous||reply 332||12/23/2012|
Look it up in the encyclopedia.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||12/23/2012|
Don't interrupt when grown ups are talking.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||12/23/2012|
"Crap. My trick from last night made off with my stash and my poppers."
|by Anonymous||reply 335||12/23/2012|
I would have gotten change back too, R330. My (true) story/phrase was around 1978 so I suspect I would have gotten about $6.00 change back.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||12/23/2012|
I'm 27 years old and don't even have to work out. (Meanwile, bitch is sporting moobs and looks 47)
|by Anonymous||reply 337||12/23/2012|
[quote]DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca
They still have Tab and Fresca. At least, they still do at my local Market Basket and Tedeschi's convenient store in central MA.
Not a phrase, but Joe Camel is passe now. I remember when the ads were banned in 1997. I'm not a smoker, but as a kid I thought those colorful billboards were really cool, especially on the side of the highway, at night, while driving with my parents and sisters on vacation.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||12/23/2012|
My girdle is killing me.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||12/23/2012|
I keep getting a goddamn busy signal!
|by Anonymous||reply 340||12/23/2012|
My new 33.3 kbit/sec modem is wicked fast. What? You still using a 14.4 modem?
|by Anonymous||reply 341||12/23/2012|
"This is really good pot."
"Yeah, I know. It's treated."
|by Anonymous||reply 342||12/23/2012|
You bet your sweet bippy I find the cigar smoke stench at the train station invigorating.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||12/23/2012|
Why would anyone need a computer?
(I actually said this in 1974 after failing FORTRAN in college engineering school.)
|by Anonymous||reply 344||12/23/2012|
Sock it to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 345||12/23/2012|
You have to let the TV warm up.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||12/23/2012|
Sock it to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||12/23/2012|
1. She's not going out with that colored boy, is she?
2. That Sidney Poitier is a credit to his race.
3. You can always tell if a person is Jewish or not because they always a gold somewhere in their name, like Goldstein or Goldstone.
(Actual things my WASPy Grandmother once told to me.)
|by Anonymous||reply 348||12/23/2012|
Does anyone have a token I can have? I only have a dollar for one.
If you hand write it really neat, the professor doesn't care. I don't have access to a word processor.
My roommate has this really cool thing on her computer where you can see the weather every day called Prodigy.
Avenue A is really scary with all of the squatters and drug dealers. Someone called me a yuppie because of my nice thrift shop coat.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||12/23/2012|
Let it all hangout.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||12/23/2012|
Don't forget to pop by the photo-mat to pick up the photos from our trip to FrontierTown!
|by Anonymous||reply 351||12/23/2012|
I miss brunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||12/23/2012|
Michael Jackson has made me realize I'm into black guys. And he's not weird like Prince, Michael Jackson is just a nice, normal guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||12/23/2012|
Gee willikers, prices have shure gone sky high.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||12/23/2012|
"But can we even get Heather Graham?"
|by Anonymous||reply 355||12/23/2012|
Let's use a condom.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||12/23/2012|
Why would anyone need or want a cell phone? Who wants to be able to be reached 24/7? That sounds like torture to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||12/23/2012|
Thank you Mario!
But our princess is in another castle!
|by Anonymous||reply 358||12/23/2012|
Are my seams straight, David?
|by Anonymous||reply 359||12/23/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 360||12/23/2012|
Where is my Times New Roman Daisy Wheel?
|by Anonymous||reply 361||12/23/2012|
"Day ___ of the Iran hostage crisis"
|by Anonymous||reply 362||12/23/2012|
I picked up a bag of nigger toes and some pecans at the A&P for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||12/23/2012|
Sugar or saccharine?
|by Anonymous||reply 364||12/23/2012|
It rubs the lotion into its skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||12/27/2012|
"Here's your raise!"
|by Anonymous||reply 366||12/27/2012|
I forgot my slide rule!
|by Anonymous||reply 367||12/27/2012|
"Price point" to me is very 2009/2010. I wish people would stop using it! Just say price! :)
|by Anonymous||reply 368||12/27/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 369||12/27/2012|
Cigarettes always cost more in the vending machine than from the store. That's why they cost 60 cents at the diner instead of 50 cents.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||12/27/2012|
Saying anything in a Mexican accent.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||12/28/2012|
Hells bells, if my boobs don't grow bigger I'm going to be stuck stuffing my bra forever. I wish there was an operation you could have.....
|by Anonymous||reply 372||12/28/2012|
"Bye Mom! Bye Dad! I'll write you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 373||12/28/2012|
I'll call ya, ok?
|by Anonymous||reply 374||12/28/2012|
"She's trying to cut back on smoking now that she's pregnant."
|by Anonymous||reply 375||12/28/2012|
Go help your mother get the parlor ready. We're laying out Grandpa just as soon as the iceman comes.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||12/28/2012|
R364 "Saccharine" is an adjective. Lose the "e".
|by Anonymous||reply 377||12/28/2012|
"thermal fax paper is in aisle four"
|by Anonymous||reply 378||12/28/2012|
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 379||12/28/2012|
Where would you like to go on vacation?
The Belgian Congo?
Or we could just fly to Cuba and hang out at the casinos.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||12/28/2012|
Out the lights.
Douse the lights.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||12/30/2012|
...and his job has fringe benefits.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||12/30/2012|
Anyone for a sun dried tomato?
|by Anonymous||reply 383||12/30/2012|
I refuse to pay for caller ID!
|by Anonymous||reply 384||03/09/2013|
We're going upstreet
|by Anonymous||reply 385||03/09/2013|
I need to pick up some Holy water at the church for our front door font.
Those are palm reeds. We get then at the church on Palm Sunday and tie them around the crucifix on our bedroom wall. Next year we take them back to church do they can be burned on Ash Wednesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||03/09/2013|
Let's have another game of backgammon
|by Anonymous||reply 387||03/09/2013|
I'm going to call the dog catcher if you don't tie that mutt up!
|by Anonymous||reply 388||03/09/2013|
Damn, here I am with a nice cold Schlitz and no church key!
|by Anonymous||reply 389||03/09/2013|
Whose been eating my Ayds!
I need some more diet pills. Now people have to go to a doctor down south to get them and they cost twice as much!
|by Anonymous||reply 390||03/09/2013|
R382, are fringe benefits health insurance?
|by Anonymous||reply 391||03/09/2013|
We're doing our Christmas shopping at Robert Hall's this year!
"When the values go up up up, and the prices go down down down."
|by Anonymous||reply 392||03/09/2013|