Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Dated phrases

In this thread let's say things people no longer say.

I'll start:

"I need to change the roll of film in my camera."

by Anonymousreply 39203/09/2013

"I forgot to set the VCR so I missed it"

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2011

"Bradley Cooper is so hot!"

by Anonymousreply 202/22/2011

Wear a condom!

by Anonymousreply 302/22/2011

"Where's the beef!?" (Sell-by date unknown) "I'm soooo sure." (1983) "Go Girl!" (1992) "Not!" (1994) "Oh snap!" (1996)

by Anonymousreply 402/22/2011

"Hi, you've reached Rich's answering machine..."

by Anonymousreply 502/22/2011

"Those little yellow Photomat stores are cute."

by Anonymousreply 602/22/2011

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too%0D %0D Twenty-three Skidoo%0D %0D It's the bees knees%0D %0D You betcha'%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 702/22/2011

Move along, toots.

by Anonymousreply 802/22/2011

Dyno-mite!%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2011

Roll up the car window.

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2011

"Be Kind - Rewind'

by Anonymousreply 1102/22/2011

"Hang on, my pager is going off. (looks at pager) I need a payphone."

by Anonymousreply 1202/22/2011

From datalounge:

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly. -- RIP 2003? 2004?

Carbface has also disappeared, and seems to have been replaced with fitfat. My hypothesis is that dl has become an older and fatter place in the last few years, and now casts a kinder eye on doughiness (provided it's in white men).

Caneface appears with far less frequency.

Blatino Husbear

Is anybody still calling it pron?

by Anonymousreply 1302/22/2011

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 1402/22/2011

I'll pull out....

by Anonymousreply 1502/22/2011

Sir would you like regular or unleaded? And may I check your oil? (as he cleans the windshield with a squeegee)

by Anonymousreply 1602/22/2011

lol at r10.

by Anonymousreply 1702/22/2011

Are you on Myspace?

by Anonymousreply 1802/22/2011

Take off your wing tips before you put your feet on the davenport.

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2011

what say you.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2011

"I don't understand why CBS and NBC come in so clearly but ABC has so much static!"

"Hold on, I'll fix the antenna."

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2011

Manyana.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2011

I can't see a damn thing. Will you fix the antenna? No, it's your turn to get up. Ok nothing yet. Nope. Nope. Oh hold it. Damn it was better two seconds ago. It's better when you just hold it. Go get a coat hanger or something then.

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2011

Operator can you get me and then you would ask for a six digit number. One that might have started with letters.

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2011

Damn it r21. We must be on the same wavelength. Pun intended.

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2011

I met him clogging.

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2011

Hang ten. Keep on truckin'.

That's a big 10-4, good buddy. Catch you on the flip side.

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2011

"One of our greatest film stars Glenn Close"

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2011

Talk to the hand!

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2011

Keep America Beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2011

I think he really likes me. He made me a mix tape.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2011

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2011

The typewriter needs a new ribbon,

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2011

Afro-American

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2011

My next phone is going to be a push button instead of a dial. It takes so long to dial long distance!

by Anonymousreply 3502/23/2011

Damn it, someone used the last sheet of carbon paper.

by Anonymousreply 3602/23/2011

"Christian values."

They now say "Judeo-Christian values" in order to pretend they aren't anti-Semitic.

by Anonymousreply 3702/23/2011

I am going to put this on lay-a-way because I don't have the money to pay for it right now.

by Anonymousreply 3802/23/2011

The check is in the mail.

by Anonymousreply 3902/23/2011

Keep your mimeographed sheet face down on your desk until I tell you to turn them over

by Anonymousreply 4002/23/2011

I'm going to Woolworth's to get a parakeet.

by Anonymousreply 4102/23/2011

I scratched my new Carpenters album and now the sound is all fuzzy.

by Anonymousreply 4202/23/2011

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

by Anonymousreply 4302/23/2011

Meet you at Gimbels.

by Anonymousreply 4402/23/2011

I baked a cake for my Home Ec class.

by Anonymousreply 4502/23/2011

Adam and Eve on a raft & wreck 'em!

by Anonymousreply 4602/23/2011

"It's Thursday. Did we get the new TV Guide?"

by Anonymousreply 4702/23/2011

Let's go to the druggist and get ice cream sodas.

by Anonymousreply 4802/23/2011

"Sexiest Man Alive Tom Cruise...."%0D %0D "Sexiest Man Alive Mel Gibson...."%0D %0D "Sexiest Man Alive John F. Kennedy Jr..."%0D

by Anonymousreply 4902/23/2011

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession...

by Anonymousreply 5002/23/2011

Alright kids, you have fun, be home by dark!

by Anonymousreply 5102/23/2011

Keep hoovering the hupishes and the mackeral will gas your jigger.

by Anonymousreply 5202/23/2011

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 5302/23/2011

I got a rain check at Caldor's.

by Anonymousreply 5402/23/2011

That movie is still new. It's reservations only!

Ok, then let's go to the drive-in instead.

by Anonymousreply 5502/23/2011

Oh Leif, why don't you answer my letters?

by Anonymousreply 5602/23/2011

R41, great one!!! that made me laugh!%0D %0D R45, great one too.

by Anonymousreply 5702/23/2011

I'll meet you at Borders.

by Anonymousreply 5802/23/2011

Wow I got great Orchestra seats for the hit Boardway play for $6 and 50 cents

by Anonymousreply 5902/23/2011

I never take my car to a mechanic. The kid down the street is a motorhead and fixes cars for free.

by Anonymousreply 6002/23/2011

I wish we could go to the movies tonight, but we don't have a sitter! We can't take the baby with us.

by Anonymousreply 6102/23/2011

Compassionate Republican.

by Anonymousreply 6202/23/2011

"No worries - I'll find it on Napster."

by Anonymousreply 6302/23/2011

Punch buggy ! ( the 'real' ones )

by Anonymousreply 6402/23/2011

It's Friday night! We'll see YOU at the skating rink!

by Anonymousreply 6502/23/2011

where is my Pez dispenser?

by Anonymousreply 6602/23/2011

We're gonna party like it's 1999

by Anonymousreply 6702/23/2011

Which one of my students would do me a favor and wash the blackboard and clap clean the erasers?

by Anonymousreply 6802/23/2011

Honey would you go grab me the phone book.

by Anonymousreply 6902/23/2011

Please and thank you!

by Anonymousreply 7002/23/2011

Must See TV

by Anonymousreply 7102/23/2011

Let's go to the Walgreens soda fountain and have a cherry coke!%0D %0D (in a glass made of glass with the coca cola insignia written in whie script on the glass, and cherry syrup added by the soda fountain employee into the coke and ice)

by Anonymousreply 7202/23/2011

"Let's get ready for the Fastest Finger Question."

by Anonymousreply 7302/23/2011

Should I get the $9.75, $8.75, or $7.75 tickets for Led Zeppelin?

by Anonymousreply 7402/23/2011

It's not nice to fool... MOTHER NATURE.

by Anonymousreply 7502/23/2011

Wow! We've got 10 books filled with Green Stamps!

by Anonymousreply 7602/23/2011

That's a swell looking fountain pen you got there.

by Anonymousreply 7702/23/2011

'I still believe in a place called Hope.'

by Anonymousreply 7802/23/2011

Smells like teen spirit

by Anonymousreply 7902/23/2011

Palin 2012

by Anonymousreply 8002/23/2011

"Turn the record over."

by Anonymousreply 8102/23/2011

I have to go to the library and do some research for my report.

by Anonymousreply 8202/23/2011

My telephone exchange is MArket 2.

by Anonymousreply 8302/23/2011

From Times Square to downtown Brooklyn do I take the IRT or BMT?

by Anonymousreply 8402/23/2011

Meet me at The Mine Shaft.

by Anonymousreply 8502/23/2011

His line is busy. I'll have to call him back later.

by Anonymousreply 8602/23/2011

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."

by Anonymousreply 8702/23/2011

"you sound like a broken record!"

by Anonymousreply 8802/23/2011

drop a dime

by Anonymousreply 8902/23/2011

Friend me.

by Anonymousreply 9002/23/2011

'God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!'

by Anonymousreply 9102/23/2011

"Groovy!"%0D %0D "Far out!"%0D %0D "I wanna buy some shit (marijuana) but I'm all out of bread (money)."%0D %0D "What's your bag?"

by Anonymousreply 9202/23/2011

I wish I had a dark room

Oh, I'll just tweak the carburetor

I'm tired -- I pushed around that lawn mower all day and then raked the leaves.

We need a box of 100 watt light bulbs

I have to get a new tape for my Echoplex

I'll just run to Fedco for a roll of 2 1/4 film

I'm sorry officer, I won't tell you my name

by Anonymousreply 9302/23/2011

What are all these 1-800 number charges on the bill? Have you been having phone sex?

by Anonymousreply 9402/23/2011

I've got his number on speed-dial!

by Anonymousreply 9502/23/2011

Mexican jumping beans!

by Anonymousreply 9602/23/2011

They're going steady.

My transfer expired.

by Anonymousreply 9702/23/2011

"Who made a person to person long distance call to Pennsylvania?"

by Anonymousreply 9802/23/2011

There's a three hour wait at the new Olive Garden by the mall.

by Anonymousreply 9902/23/2011

Can you dig it?

by Anonymousreply 10002/23/2011

DOMA

by Anonymousreply 10102/23/2011

:) r101

by Anonymousreply 10202/23/2011

Where's the Wite-Out?

by Anonymousreply 10302/23/2011

Collect call from Laura Avery. Do you accept the charges?

by Anonymousreply 10402/24/2011

how is having a number on speed dial dated?

by Anonymousreply 10502/24/2011

[quote]I'm tired -- I pushed around that lawn mower all day and then raked the leaves.

how is that dated? you moved to the deserts of Nevada?

by Anonymousreply 10602/24/2011

[quote]That's a swell looking fountain pen you got there.

I still use one. they haven't been au courrant in a long time, but they are still around.

by Anonymousreply 10702/24/2011

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 10802/25/2011

I'll jack it up in the back and put on some mags.

by Anonymousreply 10902/25/2011

I love New York; it's so edgy. So many artists and creative people live in my neighborhood. The best thing is that it hasn't sold out to chain stores like other cities have.And 42nd Street? Kinky!!!

by Anonymousreply 11002/25/2011

You bet your sweet bippee

by Anonymousreply 11102/25/2011

Can't wait to see you! I'll meet you at the gate.

Here's $5.00. Get 1/2 gallon milk, a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and some more cereal and I want ALL my change back!

If you put a quarter on the needle arm, your records won't skip.

Wear a pair of gloves inside your mittens and wrap your feet in plastic over your socks. It's going to be really cold as you walk to school today after we got 8 inches of snow last night.

Not a phrase but what about waking up in front of the TV and the American flag is on the screen with the anthem playing before the station stops broadcasting and goes to static?

by Anonymousreply 11202/25/2011

Oh, a new "Two and a Half Men" is on.

by Anonymousreply 11302/25/2011

I know there are more movies available on VHS, but the picture on a Betamax is so much clearer.

by Anonymousreply 11402/25/2011

What am I going to do now! I accidentally dropped my box of punch cards and now they are all out of order! Some are folded, bent and mutilated!

Oh no! I scraped my floppy disc. There goes 300 kb of data...I like the new plastic disks -- they are tough and hold twice as much. The super capacity ones can hold over a MEG!

by Anonymousreply 11502/25/2011

r21, we always got snow on the DuMont channel.

by Anonymousreply 11602/25/2011

Little girl please ask your daddy call Joe at CApitol 7-2452. Did you get that? Well, almost. How do write a capital seven?

by Anonymousreply 11702/25/2011

Were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?

by Anonymousreply 11802/25/2011

This semester we have to read the Odyssey, The Iliad and a bunch of plays from Sophocles and Euripides. And only then do we get to Sappho and the other six great poets.

11th grade is so hard.

by Anonymousreply 11902/25/2011

"Busy again! Someone is always on the telephone at Margaret's house!"

by Anonymousreply 12002/25/2011

Let's go for a Sunday drive.

by Anonymousreply 12102/25/2011

It's your turn to get up and change the channel .

by Anonymousreply 12202/25/2011

Hey, hot stuff! I'll be back to pick you up later!

by Anonymousreply 12302/25/2011

Car 54, where Are You?

by Anonymousreply 12402/25/2011

This thread is so money!

by Anonymousreply 12502/25/2011

Get me a girl from the steno pool to take a letter.

by Anonymousreply 12602/25/2011

Hurry up, Soul Train is coming on.

by Anonymousreply 12702/25/2011

Has the iceman cometh?

by Anonymousreply 12802/25/2011

Going down to the river to get some water, I'll be back in two hours...

by Anonymousreply 12902/25/2011

I forgot to wind my watch.%0D

by Anonymousreply 13002/25/2011

Doesn't that Owen on Sean Cody have the HOTTEST legs?

by Anonymousreply 13102/25/2011

Poor Alice...That Rachel is such a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13202/25/2011

I feel so silly having to put diaper pins, Feen-a-mint Gum, and a 5th Avenue candy bar on either my BankAmericard or my Mastercharge.

by Anonymousreply 13302/25/2011

I can not find my Chargeaplate.

by Anonymousreply 13402/25/2011

Peggy, do you have an extra sheet of carbon paper?

by Anonymousreply 13502/25/2011

So do you think it will be a boy or a girl?

by Anonymousreply 13602/25/2011

Of course you can smoke in here, we do

by Anonymousreply 13702/25/2011

OK class, it's time for your music lessons. Let's all sing Climb Every Mountain? Julie, will you lead the class up front, please?

by Anonymousreply 13802/25/2011

I need some change for the pay phone.

by Anonymousreply 13902/25/2011

I couldn't get on Prodigy last night.

by Anonymousreply 14002/25/2011

What long distance carrier do you use

by Anonymousreply 14102/25/2011

Honey, have you seen my Master Charge card?

by Anonymousreply 14202/25/2011

My grandmother just told me "some very nice colored people moved in down the street".

by Anonymousreply 14302/25/2011

Push down on the clutch pedal; then grab the stick shift, push it up into first, that's right, and let the clutch out r-e-a-l slow, or you're gonna stall it!%0D %0D %0D *jerk*jerk*jerk

by Anonymousreply 14402/25/2011

I can't hack it!

Class! Don't get rowdy now.

Later for you.

He narc'ed me out.

Can I bum a cigarette from you?

by Anonymousreply 14502/25/2011

I'm going to send a Marconigram!

by Anonymousreply 14602/25/2011

"I have to study for my Famous American Negroes test."%0D %0D -Actual sentence from my 4th grade diary, circa 1974

by Anonymousreply 14702/25/2011

I have 45 cents. I only need another dime to get a pack of cigarettes from the machine.

by Anonymousreply 14802/25/2011

Not really a phrase, but I've had to correct my parents and a few older friends whenever they use the term "Oriental" to describe East Asians. My generation seems to find that term offensive for some reason (I certainly do and I'm not even Asian).

by Anonymousreply 14902/25/2011

That's only dated in the USA R144. Many people around the world still drive a stick. In fact, I drive a stick and I live in the USA.

by Anonymousreply 15002/25/2011

[quote]My generation seems to find that term offensive for some reason

Why? Because someone arbitrarily decided to claim that it was and then cowardly fools accepted and repeated it without considering if it made any sense?

by Anonymousreply 15102/25/2011

Don't pick up the phone! It'll disconnect my modem.

Gas is 99 cents a gallon?!

Have you seen my Star Wars LaserDisc?

I'll have a McDLT, supersized please.

by Anonymousreply 15202/25/2011

"I'll mail it to you."

by Anonymousreply 15302/25/2011

Wubba Wubba Wubba%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 15402/25/2011

Let me update your fax number on my Palm Pilot

by Anonymousreply 15502/25/2011

"Fill it up with Ethyl."

by Anonymousreply 15602/25/2011

R150, I already know that. I drive a stick as well, and as long as they make 'em, I'll be driving one.%0D %0D %0D But I am surrounded by college students every day, and trust me when I tell you that very few of them are learning how to drive a stick shift.

by Anonymousreply 15702/26/2011

Leave a note fot the milkman to leave a pint of Half and Half and a quart of buttermilk.

by Anonymousreply 15802/26/2011

Paging Joe Smith to the white courtesy phone

by Anonymousreply 15902/26/2011

I have to run down to the drugstore and get some flashcubes for my Brownie Starmite, while I'm there I want to have a cherry coke at the soda fountain.

by Anonymousreply 16002/26/2011

Sorry, I dialed the wrong number.

by Anonymousreply 16102/26/2011

Want a glass of Tang with your strawberry Aero dear ?

by Anonymousreply 16202/26/2011

Oh no, I can't find a sanitary belt!

by Anonymousreply 16302/26/2011

Oh no! my double knit pants melted in the drier!

by Anonymousreply 16402/26/2011

"Mommy,after we eat can I go outside and have my picture taken with Big Boy?"%0D %0D %0D %0D "I suppose when we stop at Sinclair for gasoline you will want to take a picture with the dinosaur too!"

by Anonymousreply 16502/26/2011

OK, this isn't a phase, but what about the latest stupid GEICO commercial where they talk about someone wearing a leisure suit "20 years ago"

by Anonymousreply 16602/26/2011

Let's go the the video store and rent a movie

by Anonymousreply 16702/26/2011

I just got a laserdisc player!

by Anonymousreply 16802/26/2011

We need to let them know quickly. I'll send a Western Union telegram!

by Anonymousreply 16902/26/2011

The elevator operator "3rd floor, ladies dresses".%0D %0D Also, "Hold on, I'll ring the switchboard".%0D %0D %0D Singing telegrams.

by Anonymousreply 17002/26/2011

"Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order, please?" said with a smile.

by Anonymousreply 17102/26/2011

Just watching Husbands and Wives.

Judy Davis, meeting him at his apt before going out, asked her dinner date Paul, "Can I use the phone?"

by Anonymousreply 17202/26/2011

80s slang "Life's a bitch, then you become one."

by Anonymousreply 17302/26/2011

bathing cap

by Anonymousreply 17402/26/2011

Jiffy Pop popcorn

by Anonymousreply 17502/28/2011

I need to go wash off my Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque.

by Anonymousreply 17602/28/2011

I'm Still boycotting Target

by Anonymousreply 17702/28/2011

Where's the machine with Chiclets for a penny?

by Anonymousreply 17802/28/2011

My friend Julie is a really cool girl.

by Anonymousreply 17902/28/2011

If gas goes up to two dollars a gallon, I don't think Al Gore will win the election. Clinton has to keep it $1.99 or below!

by Anonymousreply 18003/01/2011

Jealous, Bitches?

by Anonymousreply 18103/01/2011

Turn the dial to the right.

by Anonymousreply 18203/01/2011

We all chipped in to get my mom a Litton microwave for Christmas. $600!

by Anonymousreply 18303/01/2011

I'm having a BBQ. Going to Lechters for supplies.

by Anonymousreply 18403/01/2011

Here's a dollar. Walk down to the store and get me a pack of Kents - king size, not 100s - and you can get a candy bar with the change.

by Anonymousreply 18503/01/2011

Dammit! Someone didn't tighten the cap on the White-Out.

by Anonymousreply 18603/01/2011

Can't wait until we get another Wang wordprocessor in the department.

by Anonymousreply 18703/01/2011

I need to get some traveler's checks for my vacation

by Anonymousreply 18803/01/2011

Rows 25-32 are smoking. Please refrain from smoking during take off.

by Anonymousreply 18903/01/2011

Oooh, my stories are on! Talk to you later!

by Anonymousreply 19003/01/2011

This article reminded me of your thread, OP. [quote]The Fading Sounds of Analog Technology [quote]I%E2%80%99ve always loved the musical %E2%80%9CCompany,%E2%80%9D a Broadway show by Stephen Sondheim that opened in 1970. It was about a 35-year-old Manhattan guy, still unmarried even though all of his best friends are married couples. The set, the tone and the score were all ultra-chic, ultra-modern, ultra-urban. So urban and modern, in fact, that the first thing you hear as the show begins is a busy signal %E2%80%94 in its day, the ultimate technological symbol of a fast-paced, full-up lifestyle. After a few repetitions of that insistent, one-note beep, the overture begins building off of its rhythm. The busy signal became a musical theme for the entire opening number. But when I went to see the revival of the show in 2006, the busy signal was gone. Mr. Sondheim later told me that nobody knows what it is anymore.

by Anonymousreply 19103/03/2011

I am going to buy a new girdle for my date on Saturday.

by Anonymousreply 19203/03/2011

She worked as a car hop.%0D %0D (Called out in a restaurant or lobby of a hotel): Paging Mr. _______!%0D %0D Straightening the seams in your stockings.%0D %0D She's frigid.%0D %0D He's a man about town.%0D %0D That kid is going places!

by Anonymousreply 19303/03/2011

Hallelu!

by Anonymousreply 19403/03/2011

"At the tone, the time will be: Eight. Eleven. And fifty seconds."

BEEEEP

by Anonymousreply 19503/04/2011

What is... pussy furry?

by Anonymousreply 19603/04/2011

Miss! My inkwell is dry! Miss!

by Anonymousreply 19703/04/2011

You have a collect call from...

by Anonymousreply 19803/04/2011

omg.... I remember calling for the time!

by Anonymousreply 19903/04/2011

I knew a lot of people who couldn't swim. It would seem ridiculous today for a child to not know how to swim ever since the arrival of swimmies and those noodle things.

by Anonymousreply 20003/04/2011

That's an interesting phrase, r200. Did people really say that a lot?

by Anonymousreply 20103/04/2011

Hubba hubba.

by Anonymousreply 20203/04/2011

Will someone replace the Sears & Roebuck catalog in the outhouse?%0D %0D I%E2%80%99m having trouble with the Betamax, again.%0D %0D Has anyone see the sleeve to my Bay City Rollers 45?%0D

by Anonymousreply 20303/04/2011

"Beachwood 45798"%0D %0D "Garfield 1 2323 Garfield 1 2323"%0D %0D "Get his number out of the Rolodex"%0D %0D "I feel a chill dear, bring me my wrap"

by Anonymousreply 20403/04/2011

Today, class, we're going to learn to use the card catalog. Everyone take a 3X5" yellow card!

by Anonymousreply 20503/04/2011

Carol, you won't believe it! Jack surprised me and bought a home entertainment center! It's a Curtis Mathis. It has a color TV, a stereo, and AM/FM radio. I know! And the best thing is that it has these sliding doors to hide the TV! I hate a TV in the living room, and it looks like furniture!

by Anonymousreply 20603/04/2011

Martha? It%E2%80%99s me, Jeanette. I know I should have called sooner but Robbie was dialing the phone with a pencil and I couldn%E2%80%99t get him off the phone. You know what a %E2%80%9Cfunny%E2%80%9D little boy he is. Anyway, I was wondering if you had any frozen orange juice cans. Howard%E2%80%99s new boss and his wife are having us over for dinner and canasta and so I have do up that new Eva Gabor wig I bought last fall.

by Anonymousreply 20703/04/2011

"Hell's bells, Trudie!"

by Anonymousreply 20803/04/2011

"Why on earth would I need a microwave oven?"

- My mom, circa 1982

by Anonymousreply 20903/04/2011

"don't ask him for any money. he's tighter than dick's hatband."%0D %0D "the older the ram, the harder the horn."%0D %0D "her pants are so tight she could crack a tick."%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 21003/04/2011

I say a lot of those phrases. really, I do. what does that make me?

by Anonymousreply 21103/04/2011

Watch out, world! I just got a Dell 486!

by Anonymousreply 21203/04/2011

DuMont, First With The Finest In Television.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 21303/05/2011

I don't make out on the first date.

by Anonymousreply 21403/05/2011

College kids have don't no clue what ABC, CBS, and NBC stand for.

by Anonymousreply 21503/05/2011

She's a floozy!%0D %0D Old maid schoolteacher%0D %0D He died of comsumption.%0D %0D Let's go to the drive-in Friday night!

by Anonymousreply 21603/05/2011

Hand me that Pink Floyd album so I can clean my dope.

by Anonymousreply 21703/05/2011

You sound like a broken record

by Anonymousreply 21803/05/2011

Quick! I have to get to the bank before it closes or I won't have any money this weekend!

by Anonymousreply 21903/05/2011

"I got my toaster from the bank when I opened an account. And it's still working after 30 years!"

by Anonymousreply 22003/05/2011

"Crank the flivver."

"Oh, you kid!"

by Anonymousreply 22103/05/2011

"Would you like a cigarette?"

by Anonymousreply 22203/05/2011

I played Pac Man for 3 hours straight yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 22303/05/2011

[quote]College kids have don't no clue %0D %0D Really?

by Anonymousreply 22403/05/2011

"Please be kind. Rewind."

by Anonymousreply 22503/05/2011

Time to defrost the freezer. It's like an igloo has encapsulated everything in there.

by Anonymousreply 22603/05/2011

You know it's Fall when you smell the burning leaves at the curb in front of the house.

by Anonymousreply 22703/06/2011

'Buddy, can you spare a dime?' Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 22803/06/2011

Here's a real dated phrase:

"Stop the hatred. Violence against women is killing us."

Especially on threads where it doesn't apply! Maybe it's too specific to Datalounge, though.

And, and r229 is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 23003/06/2011

"Baby On Board"

Oh wait, I actually saw this on a car yesterday. In West Hollywood. Kill me.

by Anonymousreply 23103/06/2011

Dated - Freeper.

by Anonymousreply 23203/06/2011

"I just got new Jordache jeans!"

by Anonymousreply 23303/06/2011

"To go with my Members Only jacket".

by Anonymousreply 23403/06/2011

r224, do you know what ABC, CBS, and NBC stand for?

by Anonymousreply 23503/06/2011

R130

I wind my watch every day!

by Anonymousreply 23603/06/2011

I pledge allegiance, to the flag.....

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty...

by Anonymousreply 23703/06/2011

Do you have car fare?

by Anonymousreply 23803/07/2011

The space capsule splashed down about 35 miles off the coast.

by Anonymousreply 23903/09/2011

Here's my number. Ask for me but if I'm not home say you'll call later and DON'T! SAY! YOUR! NAME! If you do say your name, say your from my class and you're asking about algebra homework. If they say I'm home but they have to get me from the den, DON'T! SAY! ANYTHING! until I pick up and you're sure it's me and I say it's OK to talk because I'm waiting for them to hang up the extension in the kitchen. Even if you think it's me, wait until I say it's me and you say it's you and I say where we met. If I don't say where we met, say you have someone at the door and you'll call me later, otherwise my asshole brother will know I'm gay and will tell my parents.

by Anonymousreply 24107/08/2011

Cool your jets No way, Jose He's a fox! I can't hack it anymore! Check yourself Later for you.

by Anonymousreply 24207/18/2011

R241?

by Anonymousreply 24307/18/2011

In the 90s I was in a grad program in Public Heath and we had lots of hospital workers in our classes. "Please turn off your beepers, you can check your messages at break time," became the opening line of every class.

by Anonymousreply 24407/18/2011

TILT!

by Anonymousreply 24507/18/2011

I need to send this to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero-mail.

by Anonymousreply 24607/18/2011

You there! Fill my tank with petroleum distillate and don't forget to re-vulcanize my tires!

by Anonymousreply 24707/18/2011

Man on the Floor!

by Anonymousreply 24807/18/2011

Operator ..

by Anonymousreply 24907/18/2011

LOL @ R241, it sucked when every phone call was intercepted by a family member on the one and only land line at home.

by Anonymousreply 25007/18/2011

Is my slip showing?

by Anonymousreply 25107/18/2011

Let's go downtown to do some shopping at the big department stores. Then we can catch a movie. And I need some L'eggs pantyhose.

by Anonymousreply 25212/04/2012

Look at that antenna on his car. He must have a car phone.

by Anonymousreply 25312/05/2012

This MS-DOS system is so advanced!

by Anonymousreply 25412/05/2012

"Look for the union label...."

by Anonymousreply 25512/05/2012

I hate that when it skips to the next track in the middle of my favorite song.

by Anonymousreply 25612/05/2012

Go change the channel and use the pliers; the knob's broke.

by Anonymousreply 25712/05/2012

I just got the newest Bay City rollers 45!

by Anonymousreply 25812/05/2012

"Play 'Melancholy Baby!'"

"I'll have one for the road."

"Rock in the New Year with Dick Clark!"

by Anonymousreply 25912/05/2012

I'm having a conniption fit!

Gag me with a spoon!

by Anonymousreply 26012/05/2012

"And that concludes our broadcasting day."

by Anonymousreply 26112/05/2012

Where is my Aqua-Net?

by Anonymousreply 26212/05/2012

[quote]Let's go downtown to do some shopping at the big department stores. Then we can catch a movie

some of us still have bi department stores downtown

by Anonymousreply 26312/05/2012

China is such a big country ... why don't we import any products from them?

by Anonymousreply 26412/05/2012

I'll be right back, I'm just going to the bar for some matches.

by Anonymousreply 26512/05/2012

Can you believe pay phones went up from a dime to a quarter? That's highway robbery!

by Anonymousreply 26612/05/2012

I have to change my sanitary napkin.

by Anonymousreply 26712/05/2012

I just love the smell of Ditto fluid.

by Anonymousreply 26812/05/2012

No sex until after we're married!

by Anonymousreply 26912/05/2012

I just signed up for an EST seminar.

by Anonymousreply 27012/05/2012

Now that's a show the whole family can watch together!

by Anonymousreply 27112/05/2012

He still smokes unfiltered cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 27212/05/2012

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.

by Anonymousreply 27312/05/2012

Oh, Sally, when I grow up I want to marry one of those handsome, masculine movie stars-- you know, like Rock Hudson or Montgomery Clift!

by Anonymousreply 27412/05/2012

Mom -- the dial on the telephone is stuck!

by Anonymousreply 27512/05/2012

We just switched to MCI!

by Anonymousreply 27612/05/2012

I have to call the travel agent to get us a flight. I usually go with Eastern Airlines, because they give you more than two drinks.

by Anonymousreply 27712/05/2012

The Studebaker is in the shop, so I took the DeSoto today.

My wife, I think I'll keep her.

You bet your sweet bippy!

by Anonymousreply 27812/05/2012

Awww, banana oil!

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

He's strictly L-7*

* meaning "square," a shape sort-of created by putting an L and a 7 together.

by Anonymousreply 27912/05/2012

A silly millimeter longer.

OK, kids, we're going to get polio shots today.

Now you know we're not allowed to eat meat on Fridays.

For a surefire way to lose weight, get AYDS.

Did you catch Carson's monologue last night?

by Anonymousreply 28012/05/2012

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

by Anonymousreply 28112/05/2012

[quote] Go change the channel and use the pliers; the knob's broke.

Heh heh. I've been using a pair of pliers on my washer/dryer for a year.

by Anonymousreply 28212/05/2012

[quote] He still smokes unfiltered cigarettes

Another thing you never hear anymore -- the sound of a non-filtered cigarette smoker routinely making a "pllt" sound as they spit the tobacco off their tongues.

by Anonymousreply 28312/05/2012

Does anyone have nail polish? I've got a run in my stockings.

Does someone have a match or a lighter? My pen is skipping.

"I have bad period cramps, does anyone have a Darvon?" Reply from all 20 girls smoking in the high school bathroom: "I do!"

by Anonymousreply 28412/05/2012

"Bobby, I'm sure Coach Sandusky will take good care of you."

by Anonymousreply 28512/05/2012

I got my hair frosted!

I got a perm!

If you do not have a touch tone phone, please stay on the line

"Hello, thank you for calling customer support. How can I help you? (A real person speaking with an American accent)

by Anonymousreply 28612/05/2012

I'd love to fuck Mick Jagger!

by Anonymousreply 28712/05/2012

I just got a telegram in my private railcar!

by Anonymousreply 28812/05/2012

"Turn that jukebox down!"

by Anonymousreply 28912/05/2012

Do you have a cassette or an 8 track in your car?

by Anonymousreply 29012/05/2012

Do you take checks?

by Anonymousreply 29112/05/2012

I wish they'd make a movie out of Les Mis. Hot new star William Hurt would make a perfect Valjean.

by Anonymousreply 29212/05/2012

I missed that episode, I guess I'll have to wait until the summer to catch the re-run.

by Anonymousreply 29312/05/2012

"Is that Miss or Mrs.?"

by Anonymousreply 29412/05/2012

Check out my new transistor radio!

by Anonymousreply 29512/05/2012

Are we ever gonna get a color TV?

by Anonymousreply 29612/05/2012

Did you want that LP in stereo or mono? Stereo is $1.00 extra, you know.

by Anonymousreply 29712/05/2012

There's a sale on floppy disks at Softwarehouse/CompUSA/Circuit City/Incredible Universe.

by Anonymousreply 29812/05/2012

Be careful taking the foil off the tv dinners.

by Anonymousreply 29912/05/2012

I have to bring these soda bottles back to the store to get my deposit back.

by Anonymousreply 30012/05/2012

Do you take Diner's Club?

I'm flying TWA/PanAm/Eastern/Northwestern/National

by Anonymousreply 30112/05/2012

That was "Northwest." (former CSA)

Stop jumping you'll make the record skip.

If we get cable tv we might get over 20 channels!

You can't eat meat on a Friday!

It's a sin to touch the host.

My brother's number came up high, he's joining the Navy.

My father won't let us watch that, it's on at the same time as "Bonanza."

Roll up that window you're giving me a stiff neck!

Hand me that Pink Floyd album, I want to clean my dope.

God, a steak and cheese sub is over $2.00 now. Inflation is getting out of hand.

Is this the line to register for College Writing 101? Did you see the line for Accounting!!!?

Where is the Sears Catalog?

by Anonymousreply 30212/06/2012

Did you remember to add water to the car battery?

by Anonymousreply 30312/08/2012

$600 for a one-bedroom in the Village? This is really getting ridiculous!

by Anonymousreply 30412/08/2012

Do you have a stamp? I need to mail a letter.

by Anonymousreply 30512/08/2012

Jenny has a Radar Range.

by Anonymousreply 30612/08/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 30712/08/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 30812/08/2012

I need to take these tubes down to the hardware store and test them to see what's causing the TV to act up.

by Anonymousreply 30912/08/2012

Has anyone seen the sleeve for my floppy disc?

by Anonymousreply 31012/08/2012

My guests will be here any minute, I'd better put the ashtrays out.

by Anonymousreply 31112/08/2012

"I tried to call you, but I kept getting a busy signal."

"Do you have change for a pay phone?"

"Stewardess I'd like to buy a pack of cigarettes."

by Anonymousreply 31212/08/2012

I almost have enough trading stamps to get a slide projector!

by Anonymousreply 31312/10/2012

"Please deposit 15 cents for the next three minutes."

by Anonymousreply 31412/10/2012

Good one, R313.

by Anonymousreply 31512/10/2012

We don't need a condom. I have some penicillin just in case.

by Anonymousreply 31612/10/2012

My stereo was acting up, but I fixed it. Messed around with the speakers and the wooferS and tweeters, the equalizer and the Dolby

by Anonymousreply 31712/22/2012

It's like taking a shower while wearing a raincoat.

by Anonymousreply 31812/22/2012

"Paper or plastic" (Nowadays, they only use plastic bags, or people often bring their own eco-friendly bags.)

"Coming soon to home video!"

"You wanna Supersize that?"

by Anonymousreply 31912/22/2012

My Mom makes us sit ten feet away from the color tv so we aren't exposed to the radiation.

by Anonymousreply 32012/22/2012

I was listening to that on my Walkman.

by Anonymousreply 32112/22/2012

"I'll make you a mixed tape."

by Anonymousreply 32212/22/2012

Try putting some foil on the TV antenna, it might work.

by Anonymousreply 32312/22/2012

"I know a doctor who's very discreet. Cash only, after hours."

by Anonymousreply 32412/22/2012

"Gilda's Club"

by Anonymousreply 32512/22/2012

"Light in the loafers"

five-and-dimes and/or five-and-tens (such as Woolworth's, W.T. Grant's, G.C. Murphy's, H.L. Green's, McCrory's)

"Zenith .. the quality of goes in before the name goes on"

"Singer ... we taught the world to sew"

DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca

Spiegel ... Chicago 60606

Conservative Democrats and Liberal Republicans

Moderate Democrats and Moderate Republicans

Marlboro Country

When local department stores had names like Hudson's, Bamberger's, Kaufmann's, Wanamaker's, Garfinkel's

See the latest models at your Lincoln-Mercury dealer

See the latest models at your Plymouth dealer

See the latest models at your Oldsmobile dealer

"Bring me my mantilla. Hurry or we will be late for low Mass"

by Anonymousreply 32612/22/2012

The kids are outside playing, they'll be out there all day!

by Anonymousreply 32712/22/2012

my random friends make me feel ackward

by Anonymousreply 32812/22/2012

"Johnny, here's $10. Take your bike to the store and pick mommy up a half gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Pall Mall kings. If the man at the counter says anything about your age, tell him the cigarettes are for your mother. Be careful riding your bike in traffic!"

by Anonymousreply 32912/22/2012

Here's a dollar. I need a pack of Newports (45¢), a loaf of Mr Big bread (21¢), and a quart of milk (24¢). You can have a nickle for a candy bar or a Devil Dog, but bring the rest of the change back.

Me: Can't I have a dime for a Ring Ding?

by Anonymousreply 33012/22/2012

[quote]DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca

They still have Tab and Fresca. Well, they do at my local Market Basket and Tedeschi's convenient store in central MA.

"Smoking or No Smoking?" (at restaurants)

Not a phrase, but Joe Camel is passe now. I remember those were banned in 1997. I'm not a smoker, but I thought those colorful billboards were so cool as a kid.

by Anonymousreply 33112/23/2012

Let's make some fondue and watch 'In search of...'!

by Anonymousreply 33212/23/2012

Look it up in the encyclopedia.

by Anonymousreply 33312/23/2012

Don't interrupt when grown ups are talking.

by Anonymousreply 33412/23/2012

"Crap. My trick from last night made off with my stash and my poppers."

by Anonymousreply 33512/23/2012

I would have gotten change back too, R330. My (true) story/phrase was around 1978 so I suspect I would have gotten about $6.00 change back.

by Anonymousreply 33612/23/2012

I'm 27 years old and don't even have to work out. (Meanwile, bitch is sporting moobs and looks 47)

by Anonymousreply 33712/23/2012

[quote]DietRite cola, Tab and Fresca

They still have Tab and Fresca. At least, they still do at my local Market Basket and Tedeschi's convenient store in central MA.

Not a phrase, but Joe Camel is passe now. I remember when the ads were banned in 1997. I'm not a smoker, but as a kid I thought those colorful billboards were really cool, especially on the side of the highway, at night, while driving with my parents and sisters on vacation.

by Anonymousreply 33812/23/2012

My girdle is killing me.

by Anonymousreply 33912/23/2012

I keep getting a goddamn busy signal!

by Anonymousreply 34012/23/2012

My new 33.3 kbit/sec modem is wicked fast. What? You still using a 14.4 modem?

by Anonymousreply 34112/23/2012

"This is really good pot."

"Yeah, I know. It's treated."

by Anonymousreply 34212/23/2012

You bet your sweet bippy I find the cigar smoke stench at the train station invigorating.

by Anonymousreply 34312/23/2012

Why would anyone need a computer?

(I actually said this in 1974 after failing FORTRAN in college engineering school.)

by Anonymousreply 34412/23/2012

Sock it to me!

by Anonymousreply 34512/23/2012

You have to let the TV warm up.

by Anonymousreply 34612/23/2012

Sock it to me.

by Anonymousreply 34712/23/2012

1. She's not going out with that colored boy, is she?

2. That Sidney Poitier is a credit to his race.

3. You can always tell if a person is Jewish or not because they always a gold somewhere in their name, like Goldstein or Goldstone.

(Actual things my WASPy Grandmother once told to me.)

by Anonymousreply 34812/23/2012

Does anyone have a token I can have? I only have a dollar for one.

If you hand write it really neat, the professor doesn't care. I don't have access to a word processor.

My roommate has this really cool thing on her computer where you can see the weather every day called Prodigy.

Avenue A is really scary with all of the squatters and drug dealers. Someone called me a yuppie because of my nice thrift shop coat.

by Anonymousreply 34912/23/2012

Let it all hangout.

by Anonymousreply 35012/23/2012

Don't forget to pop by the photo-mat to pick up the photos from our trip to FrontierTown!

by Anonymousreply 35112/23/2012

I miss brunch.

by Anonymousreply 35212/23/2012

Michael Jackson has made me realize I'm into black guys. And he's not weird like Prince, Michael Jackson is just a nice, normal guy.

by Anonymousreply 35312/23/2012

Gee willikers, prices have shure gone sky high.

by Anonymousreply 35412/23/2012

"But can we even get Heather Graham?"

by Anonymousreply 35512/23/2012

Let's use a condom.

by Anonymousreply 35612/23/2012

Why would anyone need or want a cell phone? Who wants to be able to be reached 24/7? That sounds like torture to me.

by Anonymousreply 35712/23/2012

Thank you Mario!

But our princess is in another castle!

by Anonymousreply 35812/23/2012

Are my seams straight, David?

by Anonymousreply 35912/23/2012

Goodnight, Nurse.

Banana Oil!

by Anonymousreply 36012/23/2012

Where is my Times New Roman Daisy Wheel?

by Anonymousreply 36112/23/2012

"Day ___ of the Iran hostage crisis"

by Anonymousreply 36212/23/2012

I picked up a bag of nigger toes and some pecans at the A&P for you.

by Anonymousreply 36312/23/2012

Sugar or saccharine?

by Anonymousreply 36412/23/2012

It rubs the lotion into its skin.

by Anonymousreply 36512/27/2012

"Here's your raise!"

by Anonymousreply 36612/27/2012

I forgot my slide rule!

by Anonymousreply 36712/27/2012

"Price point" to me is very 2009/2010. I wish people would stop using it! Just say price! :)

by Anonymousreply 36812/27/2012

Looooking goood!

by Anonymousreply 36912/27/2012

Cigarettes always cost more in the vending machine than from the store. That's why they cost 60 cents at the diner instead of 50 cents.

by Anonymousreply 37012/27/2012

Saying anything in a Mexican accent.

by Anonymousreply 37112/28/2012

Hells bells, if my boobs don't grow bigger I'm going to be stuck stuffing my bra forever. I wish there was an operation you could have.....

by Anonymousreply 37212/28/2012

"Bye Mom! Bye Dad! I'll write you!"

by Anonymousreply 37312/28/2012

I'll call ya, ok?

by Anonymousreply 37412/28/2012

"She's trying to cut back on smoking now that she's pregnant."

by Anonymousreply 37512/28/2012

Go help your mother get the parlor ready. We're laying out Grandpa just as soon as the iceman comes.

by Anonymousreply 37612/28/2012

R364 "Saccharine" is an adjective. Lose the "e".

by Anonymousreply 37712/28/2012

"thermal fax paper is in aisle four"

by Anonymousreply 37812/28/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 37912/28/2012

Where would you like to go on vacation?

Ceylon?

West Germany?

Rhodesia?

Tanganyika?

The Belgian Congo?

Czechoslovakia?

The USSR?

Yugoslavia?

Or we could just fly to Cuba and hang out at the casinos.

by Anonymousreply 38012/28/2012

Out the lights.

Douse the lights.

by Anonymousreply 38112/30/2012

...and his job has fringe benefits.

by Anonymousreply 38212/30/2012

Anyone for a sun dried tomato?

by Anonymousreply 38312/30/2012

I refuse to pay for caller ID!

by Anonymousreply 38403/09/2013

We're going upstreet

by Anonymousreply 38503/09/2013

I need to pick up some Holy water at the church for our front door font.

Those are palm reeds. We get then at the church on Palm Sunday and tie them around the crucifix on our bedroom wall. Next year we take them back to church do they can be burned on Ash Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 38603/09/2013

Let's have another game of backgammon

by Anonymousreply 38703/09/2013

I'm going to call the dog catcher if you don't tie that mutt up!

by Anonymousreply 38803/09/2013

Damn, here I am with a nice cold Schlitz and no church key!

by Anonymousreply 38903/09/2013

Whose been eating my Ayds!

I need some more diet pills. Now people have to go to a doctor down south to get them and they cost twice as much!

by Anonymousreply 39003/09/2013

R382, are fringe benefits health insurance?

by Anonymousreply 39103/09/2013

We're doing our Christmas shopping at Robert Hall's this year!

"When the values go up up up, and the prices go down down down."

by Anonymousreply 39203/09/2013
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.