Christopher J. Hanke in upcoming B''way revival of HOW TO SUCCEED. Who''s had him?
|by Smitty||reply 28||06/18/2013|
He also plays the intern on this season's BIG LOVE.
|by Smitty||reply 1||02/16/2011|
He is the rather long term boyfriend of Geoffrey Nauffts, the tv writer (Brothers and Sisters), and the author of last season's Broadway play "Next Fall". He's very Christian, and although in a relationship with a man, I don't think he considers himself "gay".
|by Smitty||reply 2||02/16/2011|
As usual, this thread is useless without photos...
|by Smitty||reply 3||02/16/2011|
No way in hell he's straight....
|by Smitty||reply 4||02/17/2011|
That frosted hair! He looks like someone who'd be a regular at a rural gay bar.
|by Smitty||reply 5||02/17/2011|
Wasn't he allegedly part of Broadway's pray the gay away group?
|by Smitty||reply 6||02/17/2011|
He's the guy from IN MY LIFE, right?
|by Smitty||reply 7||02/17/2011|
He is HORRIBLE in HOW TO SUCCEED...NOT FUNNY!
|by Smitty||reply 8||03/28/2011|
NEXT FALL is ABOUT this mincing queen and his religious quandary over being gay.
Like, who gives a rat's fucking asshole?
|by Smitty||reply 9||03/28/2011|
How repulsive is it when a gay play's out gay playwright can't even walk down the red carpet with is partner?
Both were there at "Next Fall's" opening but NOT photographed together.
When asked by Patrick Pacheco on NY1 if the play was based on any real life situation
Nauffts demurred with a "I'd rather not say,"
I'd say they're evil, but having met them, I would call them two of the dumbest men I have ever met.
|by Smitty||reply 10||03/28/2011|
Is the 'e' pronounced? Because then he's Mr Hanky.
Yeah, I'm immature that way...
|by Smitty||reply 11||03/28/2011|
Nauffts is a nasty little shit, and his partner is naive, born-again, and completely, stupidly clueless. But knew how to suck more than a few dicks to get roles. Maybe not so naive.
But still clueless.
|by Smitty||reply 12||03/28/2011|
In addition, Hanke's manager is fellow-Xtian-bible-thumper Kristi Dawn Chenoweth's "miracle worker" Danielle Thomas. That hard-boiled Lebanese is determined, come H. E. Double Hockey Sticks or high water, to make that mediocre chorus boy a star.
And anyone who has seen his performance knows that Ben Brantley, for all his c*ntery, is right on the money when he calls CJ.H a juvenile masquerading as a character actor...
He is COMPLETELY out of his league in a role that should be a Tony Award "gimme"... as funny as a cramp.
That is all.
|by Smitty||reply 13||03/28/2011|
It used to be reported on here a lot that Hanke has a small penis.
|by Smitty||reply 14||03/28/2011|
Agreed that hanke is awful in H2$..not his fault....anyone of his type should never have been cast...EVER....
|by Smitty||reply 15||03/28/2011|
and they're still at it!!!
Nauffts there at opening night party of "succeed" but not photographed with his mystery lovah
ole Hanke Panky is only photographed by himself
in every pic the cheese stands alone
perhaps this is a new sequel to "The Little Dog Laughed"?
And I'd lay off the hair dye
Chrissy is starting to look like Baby Jane Hudson
|by Smitty||reply 16||03/29/2011|
He has the girliest face I've ever seen on a grown man. Gay Christians make me sick. I can just see a fruit loop like him starting a pre-show "prayer circle". According to Jackie Hoffman, these prayer circles are very common ob the Broadway. Yuck.
|by Smitty||reply 17||03/29/2011|
Who did the choirboy/chorusboy blow for that part? Ashford? The producers? He's about as funny as an AIDS hospice.
|by Smitty||reply 18||03/29/2011|
R13, I think Brantley's exact words were "male ingenue masquerading as a character actor."
|by Smitty||reply 19||03/29/2011|
I would love to have him...LOL..even if he is small in size. He was so nice to me at the Stage-Door of IN MY LIFE and found he very attractive and sweet. But who knows, people change. Just my type of guy all-around!
|by Smitty||reply 20||05/02/2011|
Who was involved in this pray the gay away thing on Broadway besides Hanke?
|by Smitty||reply 21||05/14/2011|
Whoremaster Rob Ashford has had most of his chorus boys in all of his Broadway shows. And a few of the leads. He's one slimy motherfucker.
|by Smitty||reply 22||05/23/2011|
May not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's sure one of the shiniest...
|by Smitty||reply 23||05/26/2011|
[quote]Who was involved in this pray the gay away thing on Broadway besides Hanke?
There was documentary shot but it was never released as far as I know. They never revealed the names of the actors involved.
|by Smitty||reply 24||05/26/2011|
Who's had him?
Who the fuck would want him?
|by Smitty||reply 25||07/17/2011|
I know his father, kim hanke. Kim is a scum sucking piece of shit who deserves to be in prison. The other son is already in prison for sexual assault on a young woman. The father claims to be such a christian, always espousing religious ideals while screwing everyone over. It appears chris took this idea to the next level and just fucks them.
|by Smitty||reply 26||01/16/2013|
On Major Crimes tonight playing a Perez Hilton type. He's starting to show his age, which getting awfully close to 40.
|by Smitty||reply 27||06/17/2013|
R 27. And this is worth resurrecting a long-dead thread about a wannabe, who's essentially an aint- gonnabe?
|by Smitty||reply 28||06/18/2013|