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Joseph Gordon-Levitt will never have a girlfriend

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by Anonymousreply 11009/27/2013

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by Anonymousreply 102/09/2011

A lot of people go through an ugly duckling phase as teens. Don't you love the high school reunions when the hot jock turns up as a balding desperado and the geek outcast is an Adonis?

by Anonymousreply 202/09/2011

"Trust me, you do not want to peak at 17"

by Anonymousreply 302/09/2011

Not to mention he looks hung.

by Anonymousreply 402/09/2011

He was cute enough when he was a teenager. It's just the hair that was fug.

by Anonymousreply 502/09/2011

He was one ugly ass child. I'm happy to see anyone overcome such an inauspicious beginning.

by Anonymousreply 602/09/2011

I loved the 3rd Rock episode when he showed up with his hair cut. "You can't be Tommy. Tommy looks like a girl".

by Anonymousreply 702/09/2011

He was brilliant in Mysterious Skin...made me cry...brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 802/09/2011

Still fug.

by Anonymousreply 902/09/2011

He wasn't ugly as kid. He just had that silly 90's too-long pageboy.

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2011

Has he ever/would he ever....

by Anonymousreply 1102/11/2011

He's a hipster actor, r11, so he probably tried it once and didn't care for it.

by Anonymousreply 1202/11/2011

I thought all actors were gay?

by Anonymousreply 1302/11/2011

Most actors get into acting to meet women.

by Anonymousreply 1402/11/2011

Really??! Always thought he was a cute kid who I knew would grow up to be good looking.

by Anonymousreply 1502/11/2011

R14- LOL!

by Anonymousreply 1602/11/2011

Who is his girlfriend, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 1702/12/2011

Very talented and fearless actor, great sense of humor. And yes, he's HOT. Too bad he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 1802/12/2011

Straight, but his cock has been in a male mouth on at least two occasions.

by Anonymousreply 1902/12/2011

Mister Nolan's, r19? That guy has some lips.

by Anonymousreply 2002/12/2011

I never thought much of him until Inception. He looks like a grown up now, and cute.

by Anonymousreply 2102/12/2011

The look Tom gives Joseph during this interview - priceless!

by Anonymousreply 2202/12/2011

I had the biggest crush on him in grade school. Still kinda do.

by Anonymousreply 2302/12/2011

Joseph Gordon Levitt is a sexy guy.

I love when actors have their hair cut short. they look more sexy and professional

by Anonymousreply 2408/28/2012

If he never has a girlfriend, that's okay. I'll offer to be his boyfriend, then.

by Anonymousreply 2508/28/2012

He's been hooking up with Scarlett Johanssen in the movie he's directing with her starring in it. She plays his girlfriend, and they make out between takes.

by Anonymousreply 2608/29/2012

LOL R22 his dorky laugh at :40 in that video. I think he's very handsome but his body is too twinkish and he smokes so I'm turned off.

by Anonymousreply 2708/29/2012

Had a downlow affair with Michael Pitt, until Michael Pitt when skitzo and Levitt turned back to women.

by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2012

His movie is a major bomb.

by Anonymousreply 2908/29/2012

Same here

by Anonymousreply 3008/29/2012

Also he has gained alot of muscle for his new movie that just wrapped, bulked up alot.

by Anonymousreply 3108/29/2012

JGL was a cute kid who grew up to be a sexy ass young man.

I get major bi vibes from him, he ain't 100% straight!

That's very interesting gossip re: Michael Pitt though.

by Anonymousreply 3208/29/2012

Agree with earlier posters. He was cute on Third Rock as soon as he cut his hair. Goes to show how a bad hairstyle can F up your entire looks.

by Anonymousreply 3308/29/2012

watching 50/50 right now.

by Anonymousreply 3412/18/2012

I bet he's a gay

by Anonymousreply 3512/19/2012

He's hot as hell now

by Anonymousreply 3712/19/2012

Hot as hell in his new movie!

by Anonymousreply 3805/22/2013

I dunno. He was cute a few years ago but I think he's lost that cuteness, and currently he's not st all --- what --- handsome. So he just looks a bit weird, that's all. He's cool, though.

by Anonymousreply 3905/22/2013

I have the opposite reaction. I didn't think he was cute a few years ago, but I think he's cute now.

by Anonymousreply 4005/22/2013

He fucked and was fucked by Gregg Araki many times before Araki turned straight.

by Anonymousreply 4105/22/2013

He was ALMOST attractive for a couple of years there but most recently he looks like a monkey had sex with a foot and he's the baby:

by Anonymousreply 4205/22/2013

So his new movie stars ScarJo, Anne Hathaway, Channing Tatum, Julianne Moore and Tony Danza. Hmm.

by Anonymousreply 4405/22/2013

[quote]So his new movie stars ScarJo, Anne Hathaway, Channing Tatum, Julianne Moore and Tony Danza. Hmm.

?

Hmm what?

by Anonymousreply 4505/22/2013

he seems a REALLY cool straight guy

by Anonymousreply 4605/22/2013

[quote]Hmm what?

Hmm as in I'm intrigued. It looks interesting, if not terribly simple.

by Anonymousreply 4705/23/2013

Yummy!~

by Anonymousreply 4805/23/2013

WOW! he turned out to be a stud! Is he gay?

by Anonymousreply 4905/23/2013

He's straight but not narrow

by Anonymousreply 5005/23/2013

Did you mean to say straight but not as an arrow?

by Anonymousreply 5105/23/2013

I never thought about his sexuality one or the other, but when I saw the trailer for the new movie he wrote/directed, there was no doubt in my mind:

by Anonymousreply 5205/27/2013

r52, are you an idiot? That trailer is nothing but a couple of minutes of him being a pussyhound.

I like him better playing different kinds of characters.

by Anonymousreply 5305/27/2013

R52 I think he's gay too.

by Anonymousreply 5405/27/2013

Re: "Joseph Gordon-Levitt will never have a girlfriend"

Who gives a shit, he's 4 feet tall.

by Anonymousreply 5505/27/2013

Actually r55, you should just sign your post "trash"

by Anonymousreply 5605/27/2013

R53: You're kind of an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 5705/27/2013

R19...details, I must know!

by Anonymousreply 5805/27/2013

I get a bi vibe from Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Loved him in (500) Days of Summer.

by Anonymousreply 5905/27/2013

R19 is long gone, R58.

by Anonymousreply 6005/27/2013

Isn't this guy like 32? Why do all these actors look so OLD? I'm gonna be 31 next month and I don't have the crows feet and face lines that this guy has. Is he a smoker? He's GOTTA be a smoker.

by Anonymousreply 6105/27/2013

He's supposed to be kind of a cool guy, so why would he hide any bisexuality? He is straight.

by Anonymousreply 6205/27/2013

R61 It's weird because for years he looked too young and now he looks old. He looks like a little old man now.

by Anonymousreply 6305/27/2013

Because the little indie/hipster/wannabe girls dream about being with him and if he's gay or bi, they can't have their fantasies about him.

by Anonymousreply 6405/27/2013

Smoker.

by Anonymousreply 6505/28/2013

It seems like not many Jewish men age well (JGL, James Franco, Ben Stiller, Jeremy Piven, Sean Penn, etc).

by Anonymousreply 6605/28/2013

[quote]It's weird because for years he looked too young and now he looks old.

"too young"??? How the fuck does someone look "too" young? This is good example of the psychotic freaks that post on DL. They're really not happy with anyone at any age. They're either too young, too old, too fat, too skinny, etc. Who knows, maybe there's a magical 15 minutes that a celebrity might pass through when they go instantly from infancy to elderly that might meet a psychotic DLer's approval.

by Anonymousreply 6705/28/2013

R67 Hi Joeseph!!!

by Anonymousreply 6805/28/2013

r51 - So didn't Araki allegedly "turn straight" back in the late 90s after he started dating Kathleen Robertson? Did he flip flop?

by Anonymousreply 6905/28/2013

r67, "psychotic freaks" is far too nice a description for many of the posters here.

by Anonymousreply 7005/28/2013

Calm down, R67. I know exactly what R63 meant. And he's right. For years--well into his late twenties--JGL looked like an awkward, skinny teenager, not a man. He would look silly playing the part of a grown man in movies. The only thing that makes him look mature now are the wrinkles and receding hairline.

It's the same problem I had/have. But unlike him, I also have some extra bloat that has aged me too.

by Anonymousreply 7105/28/2013

[quote]well into his late twenties--JGL looked like an awkward, skinny teenager

You mean he looked hot. There's nothing "awkward" about that except in the mind of a few femmy types whose idea of "man" is some fat-faced orange-skinned steroid boobed cartoon character.

by Anonymousreply 7205/28/2013

[quote]"too young"??? How the fuck does someone look "too" young? This is good example of the psychotic freaks that post on DL. They're really not happy with anyone at any age. They're either too young, too old, too fat, too skinny, etc. Who knows, maybe there's a magical 15 minutes that a celebrity might pass through when they go instantly from infancy to elderly that might meet a psychotic DLer's approval.

I'm glad someone else has noticed this. On DL you can go from one thread where people are bitching about how they resent someone's youth to another thread where they're savaging someone for daring to age and the two of them are really not that far apart.

We've got a Bond thread where some are trying to claim Daniel Craig is still hot, but I'm willing to bet some of the same idiots are on the DiCaprio thread claiming he's over the hill.

by Anonymousreply 7305/28/2013

Although he may not be as hot as he once was, I think JGL is still fine.

by Anonymousreply 7405/28/2013

Idiot @ R72, no that's not what I meant. I'm not saying that teenagers can't be hot--for what they are. Just that you can't cast one in the part of a grown MAN in a movie and take him seriously. JGL 'looked' like a teenager well into his twenties. He could not play an adult character in films when he looked like a 16 y/o whose balls hadn't dropped yet.

by Anonymousreply 7605/28/2013

I'm bumping for R75. What the...?

by Anonymousreply 7705/28/2013

R75 also has a sister-in-law who makes $4,075 per month from home while sitting on a 'Neck massager'.

by Anonymousreply 7805/28/2013

[quote]Isn't this guy like 32? Why do all these actors look so OLD? I'm gonna be 31 next month and I don't have the crows feet and face lines that this guy has. Is he a smoker? He's GOTTA be a smoker.

He smokes. Smokers usually age faster than non-smokers.

by Anonymousreply 7905/28/2013

He's one of these "big corporations are evil" and "most movies are crap" guys who doesn't mind getting a sweet paycheck from either.

by Anonymousreply 8005/28/2013

I want to bring R75 to Michfest.

by Anonymousreply 8105/28/2013

[quote]He's one of these "big corporations are evil" and "most movies are crap" guys who doesn't mind getting a sweet paycheck from either.

Oh, god. That's what I CAN'T STAND about all actors age 35 and under. Hypocrites, all of them. Twitter and other technology turned it into more of a slap in the face, which few people question.

by Anonymousreply 8205/28/2013

R82 Same goes for James Franco. They like to act so hipster and like they're so anti-corporations, yet they have no problem starring in a big budget production and taking the big paychecks from these corporations.

by Anonymousreply 8305/28/2013

Do you think his farts smell really bad or just semi-bad?

by Anonymousreply 8405/28/2013

Depends. Is he a vegan, R84?

by Anonymousreply 8505/28/2013

R85 I don't think he's a vegan or vegetarian because he once said his favorite food is chicken penne.

So knowing this info, do you think his farts smell really bad or just semi-bad?

by Anonymousreply 8605/29/2013

R84 just made me vomit in my mouth, a LOT.

by Anonymousreply 8705/29/2013

BUMP@

by Anonymousreply 8805/29/2013

He sounds like a real prick in this clip.

by Anonymousreply 8905/29/2013

Did he actually use the word "Homie"?

by Anonymousreply 9005/29/2013

[quote]Did he actually use the word "Homie"?

Unfortunately so. Cringeworthy.

by Anonymousreply 9105/29/2013

Since when does he look old for his age?

by Anonymousreply 9205/29/2013

Since he's too young to have crow's feet and creases in his forehead. He's only 32. Watch the trailer for his new movie.

He's a smoker, that's the problem.

by Anonymousreply 9305/29/2013

So is he gay or not?

by Anonymousreply 9406/15/2013

Tony nominee Joseph Gordon-Levitt

by Anonymousreply 9506/15/2013

That trailer looks fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 9606/15/2013

Tony nominee for WHAT?

by Anonymousreply 9706/15/2013

The Buzz I've heard on JGL is that he's a jerk. Big ego, rude, and doesn't play well with others, especially girls. Think Jesse Eisenberg, but without the personality. I'm surprised Nolan wants to work with him, bcz, most of his co-stars don't like to repeat the experience. I did like him as Robin, though. I did. He's a decent actor and will do fine if he stays in the second lead category.

While we all sit here debating the prospect of life with JGL, why has no one started a mourning thread for poor Gerard Butler who announced yesterday that he and his "model" girlfriend have broken up. They started dating last may and now, alas after a year and a month his Russian is Kaput!

I'd start the thread my damned self except I'm a non-starter.

by Anonymousreply 9806/15/2013

Who cares about Butler? The problem is he's an even bigger jerk than Jesse, and a more enormous a-hole than Joseph G. And of course these days he's usually the most beautiful of the bunch. Gotta make some choices.

by Anonymousreply 9906/15/2013

[quote]Since he's too young to have crow's feet and creases in his forehead.

Tell me about it.

by Anonymousreply 10006/15/2013

r98, the buzz you hear about JGL must be in your head because, for years, the only "buzz" about him is how nice he is to everyone.

by Anonymousreply 10106/15/2013

Well he has one now op!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10209/25/2013

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by Anonymousreply 10309/26/2013

Is her name George Glass

by Anonymousreply 10409/26/2013

The movie where he played a male hustler was SO DISTURBING

by Anonymousreply 10509/26/2013

What r98 said is true of some things I've heard as well, that JGL is a bit of a prick to work with.

There was that big DL thread a while back about that interview with Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine I believe that made it clear they didn't have much nice to say about their experience working with Gordin-Levitt.

by Anonymousreply 10609/26/2013

His girlfriend is Rosy Palm

by Anonymousreply 10709/26/2013

I saw the previews fo his new movies. Very sorry to see that he went 'hollywood' on his fans. Looks ridiculous all beefed-up

by Anonymousreply 10809/26/2013

IFHH...

by Anonymousreply 10909/26/2013

On the contrary R108, he looked terrific and if he did not look like that there was no way the story, (particularly Scarlet J's initial attraction to him) would have made sense.

The film was really enjoyable and definitely worth a trip to the movies.

by Anonymousreply 11009/27/2013
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