Joseph Gordon-Levitt will never have a girlfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/09/2011|
A lot of people go through an ugly duckling phase as teens. Don't you love the high school reunions when the hot jock turns up as a balding desperado and the geek outcast is an Adonis?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/09/2011|
"Trust me, you do not want to peak at 17"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/09/2011|
Not to mention he looks hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/09/2011|
He was cute enough when he was a teenager. It's just the hair that was fug.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/09/2011|
He was one ugly ass child. I'm happy to see anyone overcome such an inauspicious beginning.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/09/2011|
I loved the 3rd Rock episode when he showed up with his hair cut. "You can't be Tommy. Tommy looks like a girl".
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/09/2011|
He was brilliant in Mysterious Skin...made me cry...brilliant!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/09/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/09/2011|
He wasn't ugly as kid. He just had that silly 90's too-long pageboy.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/09/2011|
Has he ever/would he ever....
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/11/2011|
He's a hipster actor, r11, so he probably tried it once and didn't care for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/11/2011|
I thought all actors were gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/11/2011|
Most actors get into acting to meet women.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/11/2011|
Really??! Always thought he was a cute kid who I knew would grow up to be good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/11/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/11/2011|
Who is his girlfriend, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/12/2011|
Very talented and fearless actor, great sense of humor. And yes, he's HOT. Too bad he's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/12/2011|
Straight, but his cock has been in a male mouth on at least two occasions.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/12/2011|
Mister Nolan's, r19? That guy has some lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/12/2011|
I never thought much of him until Inception. He looks like a grown up now, and cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/12/2011|
The look Tom gives Joseph during this interview - priceless!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/12/2011|
I had the biggest crush on him in grade school. Still kinda do.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/12/2011|
Joseph Gordon Levitt is a sexy guy.
I love when actors have their hair cut short. they look more sexy and professional
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/28/2012|
If he never has a girlfriend, that's okay. I'll offer to be his boyfriend, then.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/28/2012|
He's been hooking up with Scarlett Johanssen in the movie he's directing with her starring in it. She plays his girlfriend, and they make out between takes.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/29/2012|
LOL R22 his dorky laugh at :40 in that video. I think he's very handsome but his body is too twinkish and he smokes so I'm turned off.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/29/2012|
Had a downlow affair with Michael Pitt, until Michael Pitt when skitzo and Levitt turned back to women.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/29/2012|
His movie is a major bomb.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/29/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/29/2012|
Also he has gained alot of muscle for his new movie that just wrapped, bulked up alot.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/29/2012|
JGL was a cute kid who grew up to be a sexy ass young man.
I get major bi vibes from him, he ain't 100% straight!
That's very interesting gossip re: Michael Pitt though.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/29/2012|
Agree with earlier posters. He was cute on Third Rock as soon as he cut his hair. Goes to show how a bad hairstyle can F up your entire looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/29/2012|
watching 50/50 right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/18/2012|
I bet he's a gay
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/19/2012|
He's hot as hell now
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/19/2012|
Hot as hell in his new movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/22/2013|
I dunno. He was cute a few years ago but I think he's lost that cuteness, and currently he's not st all --- what --- handsome. So he just looks a bit weird, that's all. He's cool, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/22/2013|
I have the opposite reaction. I didn't think he was cute a few years ago, but I think he's cute now.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/22/2013|
He fucked and was fucked by Gregg Araki many times before Araki turned straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/22/2013|
He was ALMOST attractive for a couple of years there but most recently he looks like a monkey had sex with a foot and he's the baby:
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/22/2013|
So his new movie stars ScarJo, Anne Hathaway, Channing Tatum, Julianne Moore and Tony Danza. Hmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/22/2013|
[quote]So his new movie stars ScarJo, Anne Hathaway, Channing Tatum, Julianne Moore and Tony Danza. Hmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/22/2013|
he seems a REALLY cool straight guy
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/22/2013|
Hmm as in I'm intrigued. It looks interesting, if not terribly simple.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/23/2013|
WOW! he turned out to be a stud! Is he gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/23/2013|
He's straight but not narrow
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/23/2013|
Did you mean to say straight but not as an arrow?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/23/2013|
I never thought about his sexuality one or the other, but when I saw the trailer for the new movie he wrote/directed, there was no doubt in my mind:
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/27/2013|
r52, are you an idiot? That trailer is nothing but a couple of minutes of him being a pussyhound.
I like him better playing different kinds of characters.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/27/2013|
R52 I think he's gay too.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/27/2013|
Re: "Joseph Gordon-Levitt will never have a girlfriend"
Who gives a shit, he's 4 feet tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/27/2013|
Actually r55, you should just sign your post "trash"
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/27/2013|
R53: You're kind of an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/27/2013|
R19...details, I must know!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/27/2013|
I get a bi vibe from Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Loved him in (500) Days of Summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/27/2013|
R19 is long gone, R58.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/27/2013|
Isn't this guy like 32? Why do all these actors look so OLD? I'm gonna be 31 next month and I don't have the crows feet and face lines that this guy has. Is he a smoker? He's GOTTA be a smoker.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/27/2013|
He's supposed to be kind of a cool guy, so why would he hide any bisexuality? He is straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/27/2013|
R61 It's weird because for years he looked too young and now he looks old. He looks like a little old man now.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/27/2013|
Because the little indie/hipster/wannabe girls dream about being with him and if he's gay or bi, they can't have their fantasies about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/28/2013|
It seems like not many Jewish men age well (JGL, James Franco, Ben Stiller, Jeremy Piven, Sean Penn, etc).
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/28/2013|
[quote]It's weird because for years he looked too young and now he looks old.
"too young"??? How the fuck does someone look "too" young? This is good example of the psychotic freaks that post on DL. They're really not happy with anyone at any age. They're either too young, too old, too fat, too skinny, etc. Who knows, maybe there's a magical 15 minutes that a celebrity might pass through when they go instantly from infancy to elderly that might meet a psychotic DLer's approval.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/28/2013|
R67 Hi Joeseph!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/28/2013|
r51 - So didn't Araki allegedly "turn straight" back in the late 90s after he started dating Kathleen Robertson? Did he flip flop?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/28/2013|
r67, "psychotic freaks" is far too nice a description for many of the posters here.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/28/2013|
Calm down, R67. I know exactly what R63 meant. And he's right. For years--well into his late twenties--JGL looked like an awkward, skinny teenager, not a man. He would look silly playing the part of a grown man in movies. The only thing that makes him look mature now are the wrinkles and receding hairline.
It's the same problem I had/have. But unlike him, I also have some extra bloat that has aged me too.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/28/2013|
[quote]well into his late twenties--JGL looked like an awkward, skinny teenager
You mean he looked hot. There's nothing "awkward" about that except in the mind of a few femmy types whose idea of "man" is some fat-faced orange-skinned steroid boobed cartoon character.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/28/2013|
[quote]"too young"??? How the fuck does someone look "too" young? This is good example of the psychotic freaks that post on DL. They're really not happy with anyone at any age. They're either too young, too old, too fat, too skinny, etc. Who knows, maybe there's a magical 15 minutes that a celebrity might pass through when they go instantly from infancy to elderly that might meet a psychotic DLer's approval.
I'm glad someone else has noticed this. On DL you can go from one thread where people are bitching about how they resent someone's youth to another thread where they're savaging someone for daring to age and the two of them are really not that far apart.
We've got a Bond thread where some are trying to claim Daniel Craig is still hot, but I'm willing to bet some of the same idiots are on the DiCaprio thread claiming he's over the hill.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/28/2013|
Although he may not be as hot as he once was, I think JGL is still fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/28/2013|
Idiot @ R72, no that's not what I meant. I'm not saying that teenagers can't be hot--for what they are. Just that you can't cast one in the part of a grown MAN in a movie and take him seriously. JGL 'looked' like a teenager well into his twenties. He could not play an adult character in films when he looked like a 16 y/o whose balls hadn't dropped yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/28/2013|
I'm bumping for R75. What the...?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/28/2013|
R75 also has a sister-in-law who makes $4,075 per month from home while sitting on a 'Neck massager'.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/28/2013|
[quote]Isn't this guy like 32? Why do all these actors look so OLD? I'm gonna be 31 next month and I don't have the crows feet and face lines that this guy has. Is he a smoker? He's GOTTA be a smoker.
He smokes. Smokers usually age faster than non-smokers.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/28/2013|
He's one of these "big corporations are evil" and "most movies are crap" guys who doesn't mind getting a sweet paycheck from either.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/28/2013|
I want to bring R75 to Michfest.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/28/2013|
[quote]He's one of these "big corporations are evil" and "most movies are crap" guys who doesn't mind getting a sweet paycheck from either.
Oh, god. That's what I CAN'T STAND about all actors age 35 and under. Hypocrites, all of them. Twitter and other technology turned it into more of a slap in the face, which few people question.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/28/2013|
R82 Same goes for James Franco. They like to act so hipster and like they're so anti-corporations, yet they have no problem starring in a big budget production and taking the big paychecks from these corporations.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/28/2013|
Do you think his farts smell really bad or just semi-bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/28/2013|
Depends. Is he a vegan, R84?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/28/2013|
R85 I don't think he's a vegan or vegetarian because he once said his favorite food is chicken penne.
So knowing this info, do you think his farts smell really bad or just semi-bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/29/2013|
R84 just made me vomit in my mouth, a LOT.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/29/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/29/2013|
He sounds like a real prick in this clip.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/29/2013|
Did he actually use the word "Homie"?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/29/2013|
[quote]Did he actually use the word "Homie"?
Unfortunately so. Cringeworthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/29/2013|
Since when does he look old for his age?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/29/2013|
Since he's too young to have crow's feet and creases in his forehead. He's only 32. Watch the trailer for his new movie.
He's a smoker, that's the problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/29/2013|
So is he gay or not?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/15/2013|
Tony nominee Joseph Gordon-Levitt
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/15/2013|
That trailer looks fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/15/2013|
Tony nominee for WHAT?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/15/2013|
The Buzz I've heard on JGL is that he's a jerk. Big ego, rude, and doesn't play well with others, especially girls. Think Jesse Eisenberg, but without the personality. I'm surprised Nolan wants to work with him, bcz, most of his co-stars don't like to repeat the experience. I did like him as Robin, though. I did. He's a decent actor and will do fine if he stays in the second lead category.
While we all sit here debating the prospect of life with JGL, why has no one started a mourning thread for poor Gerard Butler who announced yesterday that he and his "model" girlfriend have broken up. They started dating last may and now, alas after a year and a month his Russian is Kaput!
I'd start the thread my damned self except I'm a non-starter.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/15/2013|
Who cares about Butler? The problem is he's an even bigger jerk than Jesse, and a more enormous a-hole than Joseph G. And of course these days he's usually the most beautiful of the bunch. Gotta make some choices.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/15/2013|
[quote]Since he's too young to have crow's feet and creases in his forehead.
Tell me about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/15/2013|
r98, the buzz you hear about JGL must be in your head because, for years, the only "buzz" about him is how nice he is to everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/15/2013|
Well he has one now op!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/25/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/26/2013|
Is her name George Glass
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/26/2013|
The movie where he played a male hustler was SO DISTURBING
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/26/2013|
What r98 said is true of some things I've heard as well, that JGL is a bit of a prick to work with.
There was that big DL thread a while back about that interview with Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine I believe that made it clear they didn't have much nice to say about their experience working with Gordin-Levitt.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/26/2013|
His girlfriend is Rosy Palm
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/26/2013|
I saw the previews fo his new movies. Very sorry to see that he went 'hollywood' on his fans. Looks ridiculous all beefed-up
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/26/2013|
On the contrary R108, he looked terrific and if he did not look like that there was no way the story, (particularly Scarlet J's initial attraction to him) would have made sense.
The film was really enjoyable and definitely worth a trip to the movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/27/2013|