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Bitch Face

Sandra Bernhard has it. Who else?

by Anonymousreply 10010/19/2013

Julia Stiles

by Anonymousreply 102/04/2011

Claire Danes

Debi Mazar

January Jones

Mary Matalin

Courteney Cox

by Anonymousreply 302/04/2011

Fernando Torres. Google 'Torres bitchface' - there are internet memes about his expressions.

by Anonymousreply 402/04/2011

And another.

by Anonymousreply 502/04/2011

Agree with Kristen Stewart. Typical case.

by Anonymousreply 602/04/2011

Morgan Fairchild

by Anonymousreply 702/04/2011

Thinking "me,me,me" or "murder!" behind their sorry-ass fake smiles:%0D %0D Michelle Kwan%0D %0D Kate Winslet%0D %0D Madonna%0D %0D Nicole Bobek%0D %0D The opposite - were cursed with bitchface (snarky eyes, growling eyebrows, smug nose, smirky lips)but are probably the nicest people in the planet:%0D %0D Brooke Shields%0D %0D John C. McGinley%0D %0D Steve Buscemi%0D %0D and%0D %0D Bonnie Franklin%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 802/04/2011

Lisa Marie Presley

by Anonymousreply 902/04/2011

MADONNA!

by Anonymousreply 1002/04/2011

I second Kristen Stewart. That girl's face could curdle milk.

by Anonymousreply 1102/04/2011

Anna Wintour OWNS this thread, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 1202/04/2011

Nancy Grace%0D %0D Jessica Alba%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1302/04/2011

Fergie.

by Anonymousreply 1402/04/2011

Samantha Ronson owns this thread. Never seen a more miserable looking person.

by Anonymousreply 1502/04/2011

I own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 1602/04/2011

Reese Witherspoon owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 1702/04/2011

Justin Timberlake

Cristiano Ronaldo

by Anonymousreply 1802/04/2011

Julie

by Anonymousreply 1902/04/2011

Three guesses, my darlings, as to who owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2002/04/2011

Linda Lavin

Patti LuPone

Agnes Moorehead

by Anonymousreply 2102/04/2011

Robin Strasser!

by Anonymousreply 2202/04/2011

Nobody beats Jessica Seinfeld. Even when she's smiling or laughing, huge bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 2302/04/2011

Roseanna Arquette has classic bitch face. It's the pointy nose, overbite, and pouty lower lip combo.

But Nancy Kerrigan owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2402/04/2011

Leah Rimini or however you spell it.

by Anonymousreply 2502/04/2011

Hmm, lots of thread owners

by Anonymousreply 2602/04/2011

Stockard Channing.

by Anonymousreply 2702/04/2011

Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham have major bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 2802/04/2011

28 responses and no one has brought up THIS supercilious mug?

by Anonymousreply 2902/04/2011

Charlotte Rampling

Judy Davis

by Anonymousreply 3002/04/2011

She seems really nice, but Wendie Malick has bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 3102/04/2011

LOUIS!!! Sandra Bullock's son. He will cut a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 3202/04/2011

If we are talking about kids, Angelina's daughter, Zahara, has a wicked bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 3302/04/2011

Zahara gives the BEST side eye!!!

by Anonymousreply 3402/04/2011

hitler

by Anonymousreply 3502/04/2011

and hitler's long lost daughter.

by Anonymousreply 3602/04/2011

Michelle Malkin

Not only a bitch face, but just a vile bitch personality.

by Anonymousreply 3702/04/2011

Kathie Lee Gifford

by Anonymousreply 3802/04/2011

helo? vic?

by Anonymousreply 3902/04/2011

Country-ass bitch face:

by Anonymousreply 4002/04/2011

Big ass bug-headed fake-smiling as she stabs you in the back bitch face:

by Anonymousreply 4102/04/2011

How the fuck did you fudgepackers forget me?

by Anonymousreply 4202/04/2011

What is going on with Shannen Doherty's face? Her right eye is lower than her left, which makes her face appear lopsided. %0D %0D Was she dropped on her face as a baby?

by Anonymousreply 4302/04/2011

Who is that alien stick figure r41?

by Anonymousreply 4402/04/2011

Pink

by Anonymousreply 4502/04/2011

That stick insect is nobody, R44, nobody at all. %0D %0D (a/k/a Giuliana Rancic, see link...if you must)

by Anonymousreply 4602/04/2011

Sylvester Stallone.

It's a specific type of cunty old bitch face--and he's got it.

by Anonymousreply 4702/05/2011

Michael Lucas%0D %0D Thread Closed!

by Anonymousreply 4802/05/2011

Laura Ingraham. End of thread.

by Anonymousreply 4902/05/2011

Martha, the other Stewart

Ann Coulter

by Anonymousreply 5002/05/2011

Dr Laura %0D %0D Mo'nique %0D %0D Jada Pinkett Smith %0D %0D Reese Witherspoon %0D %0D Elaine Donnelly %0D %0D Maggie Gallagher %0D

by Anonymousreply 5102/05/2011

Get ouuuuttt... You didn't mention me yet?!!

by Anonymousreply 5202/05/2011

Elton John.

Nancy Grace.

Bette Midler.

Rosie O' Donnel.

Mario Canton.

Rupert Everette.

Harvey Fierstein= cheap bitch.

Dirk Bogart.

Kenneth Anger.

Lassie.

by Anonymousreply 5302/05/2011

Debra Messing

by Anonymousreply 5402/05/2011

Pete Campbell!

by Anonymousreply 5502/05/2011

I think the worst ever is Larry Kramer.

Even while smiling, you can just hear him saying to Dorothy, "Well, ring around the rosey... a pocketful of spears! Thought yourselves pretty foxy, eh?"

by Anonymousreply 5602/05/2011

You rang, OP?

by Anonymousreply 5702/05/2011

Many people on this thread are confusing HORSEFACE (Ingraham, Swank), TARDFACE (Stallone) and GAYFACE (Ronaldo, Lucas, Hitler) with actual BITCHFACE.%0D

by Anonymousreply 5802/05/2011

Helen Mirren is the only person alive for whom "bitch face" is the highest of compliments.

by Anonymousreply 5902/05/2011

That Leighton Meester creature from Gossip Girl.

by Anonymousreply 6002/05/2011

Victoria Osteen has terminal BitchFace.

by Anonymousreply 6102/05/2011

Helen Mirren is the only person alive for whom "bitch face" is the highest of compliments.%0D %0D >>>>%0D %0D Ahem.

by Anonymousreply 6202/05/2011

Michelle Obama.

by Anonymousreply 6302/05/2011

Who's your bitch face, R58?

by Anonymousreply 6402/05/2011

r58 Ronaldo clearly has bitch face,

by Anonymousreply 6502/05/2011

Karl Lagerfeld, owner of bitchface

by Anonymousreply 6602/05/2011

MARY J BLIGE

ANITA BAKER

STAR REYNOLDS

RIHANNA

by Anonymousreply 6702/05/2011

Jada Pinkett-Smith. Combination of cane and bitchface.

by Anonymousreply 6802/05/2011

Well, to be specific, R68, caneface is just a subcategory of bitchface.

by Anonymousreply 6902/05/2011

R43, there are a few reasons why people have lopsided faces. It runs in my family. I found a picture of a large group of my ancestors in the early 1900's, and every woman in the picture had lopsided eyes like Shannen Doherty's. I have them too, and I thought it was just me until I saw that picture.%0D %0D There are some neurological diseases that have telling facial features, besides FAS. Look at a picture of Edgar Allen Poe, who is said to have some kind of chemical imbalance that made it impossible to have even one drink without completely going off. He probably had some kind of undiagnosed mental illness, bipolar at the very least. Some people now think he had some kind of rare genetic illness that was killing him.

by Anonymousreply 7002/05/2011

Adam's Apple

by Anonymousreply 7102/05/2011

Elizabeth Hasselbeck-- smirky, self-satisfied bitchface.

by Anonymousreply 7202/05/2011

The Queen Mother of Bitch Face = Kristin Stewart

by Anonymousreply 7302/05/2011

I think Streep, now that she's older, suffers from an occasional bitch face:

by Anonymousreply 7402/07/2011

Don't forget me!

Or do I have cunt face?

by Anonymousreply 7502/07/2011

Christina Aguilara

by Anonymousreply 7602/07/2011

Just wait for my pretty face!

by Anonymousreply 7702/07/2011

Jorja Fox!

by Anonymousreply 7802/07/2011

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by Anonymousreply 7902/07/2011

All Republican women have bitchface, just as all Republican men have at least one of the following: extreme carbface, inbredface, alkyface, and/or gayface.

by Anonymousreply 8002/07/2011

Rosie O'Donnell... for sure.

by Anonymousreply 8103/01/2011

But, to be fair, this is a better picture of her.

by Anonymousreply 8203/01/2011

Mary Tudor

by Anonymousreply 8303/01/2011

Maggie Smith so completely and utterly owns this thread that any other claims to it are merely delusional.

by Anonymousreply 8401/28/2012

…but Bea Arthur does come close.

by Anonymousreply 8501/28/2012

Jessie J or whatever that bitchy brit pop star's name is.

by Anonymousreply 8601/28/2012

Carrie Underwood

Michelle Obama

Madonna

Jessica Seinfeld

by Anonymousreply 8701/29/2012

Lea Michele, Idina Menzel, and Sarah Jessica Parker all come immediately to mind.

by Anonymousreply 8801/29/2012

So pretty!

by Anonymousreply 8901/29/2012

Posh Spice

by Anonymousreply 9001/29/2012

Elton John

by Anonymousreply 9101/29/2012

Ben Maisani

by Anonymousreply 9201/29/2012

Sandra Bullock and Condoleeeezzzzza Rice

by Anonymousreply 9301/29/2012

Another vote for MADONNA

by Anonymousreply 9401/29/2012

This thread is owned by

3. Julia Roberts 2. Gwyneth Paltrow 1. JESSICA ALBA

by Anonymousreply 9501/29/2012

Good call on Julia Stiles too whoever said it... chronic, almost debilitating case of bitchface.

by Anonymousreply 9601/29/2012

Debi Mazar defines the bitch face for me.

by Anonymousreply 9701/29/2012

OMG R97 how the hell could we forget Debi Mazar? Bitchface Supreme!

by Anonymousreply 9801/29/2012

Jessica Seinfeld takes Bitchface to a new level.

by Anonymousreply 9910/19/2013

Chelsea Handler

by Anonymousreply 10010/19/2013
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