Lots of rumors around Minneapolis recently that this gorgeous stud bats for our team.
Minnesota Twins star catcher Joe Mauer
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/04/2012|
The Red Sox?
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|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/01/2011|
Mmm...bet he has a musty hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/01/2011|
Damn...he's quite sexy!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/01/2011|
Cocksucker's bottom lip.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/01/2011|
Didn't he share an apartment with the equally likely to be gay Justin Morneau?
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Take me out!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/01/2011|
If he is, I would accept him with open legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/01/2011|
bet that musty hole is quite tasty
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/01/2011|
Funny, there are never gay rumors about the ugly pro jocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/01/2011|
Well, he IS a catcher.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/01/2011|
R10. Not all rumored to be gay athletes are drop dead georgeous. Esera Tuaolo is hardly a buffed twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/01/2011|
R12, when you learn the difference between "rumored to be gay" and "came out years ago, wrote a book about it, and has appeared at dozens and dozens of events as an out gay man," get back to us.
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Thank you for posting a pic, OP. Very considerate of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/01/2011|
Troy Aikman isn't exactly a looker and there have been rumors about him for years. Ditto rat-faced Jeff Garcia.
Sadly, there are no gay rumors about Tony Romo, the cutest quarterback in the NFL. So it goes both ways, r10.
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Any rumors about Colt McCoy?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/01/2011|
"Lots of rumors" = two fags hoping.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/01/2011|
Despite Colt having an ass to die for, there is absolutely no evidence he is even bi. He's a hard core Church of Christ fundamentalist who married a beautiful long time girlfriend. He's a very nice guy too but sadly very very straight.
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|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/02/2011|
Rumors among who?
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Lots of people have noticed that neither he nor his teammate Justin Morneau has turned up anywhere in the company of a girlfriend. They are young, good-looking, rich and famous athletes who are also very good friends. If people talk about them it's because they have given people something to talk about.
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Please link to rumors.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/02/2011|
they suck each other's cocks
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/02/2011|
remember when he was a rookie and "sports writers brother" posted about this his very first year in MLB but you all called him a liar so he stopped posting his tidbits here in there? Simply because he wasn't interested enough in sports to try to prove his case?
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Anagram of Morneau:%0D %0D No, Mauer! No Mauer! ON, MAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/02/2011|
Is he a pitcher or a catcher?
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gay face AND BDF! Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/02/2011|
Interesting. My father was a professional athlete in the 1960s and lived with a teammate in the city where he played. He wasn't seen in public with a girl because he was in love with my mother who lived about 900 miles away. WOnder if people suspected he was gay.
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r30, LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/02/2011|
Your father had a wife, R30. Mauer and Morneau are single. Both have played for the Twins for years and neither has apparently kept a girlfriend in Minneapolis or anywhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/02/2011|
For many years Jeter and Knobloch were the bachelors about townnever linked to any particular girl. Whereas the jury is still out on Knobloch, Jeter was just being a pussyhound.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/02/2011|
Morneau got married in 2009. he has a daughter now too.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/02/2011|
"two fags hoping" is this the name of a gay Indian?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/02/2011|
r34 is right. Morneau is married now. But Mauer is still an "eligible bachelor." The only woman he's ever been linked with is a former Miss America, a "relationship" that smacked of a bearding setup orchestrated by Mauer's agent.
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It's not "musty" hole. It's "musky" hole.
"Musty" means humid, dank, smelly. "Musky" means a rich, almost animal-like manly scent.
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|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/02/2011|
Meh. He's no Grady SIZEmore.
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or Brady Anderson.
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Show me a wealthy, good-looking, famous athlete who lacks for female companionship and I'll show you a closeted gay man. Even if he was the most discrete straight man in the world, his dates wouldn't be, and there'd at least be a little gossip mention here or there. There is NOTHING on Mauer. The beauty queen connection was fleeting and obviously manufactured.
I watched an ESPN hometown special about him. Even his mother wanted to know if there was "anyone special" in his life.
P.S. he loves to dance. And was an equally good football player in high school.
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Musty, R3? Like my grandma's attic?
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Exacty R3, 99.999% are so busy with strippers, escorts, paternity tests and starlets when a guy has absolutely NNE of that going on EVER, he is gaygaygay.
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Oppos, I meant R41, NOT R3.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/03/2011|
Mauer comes from a large Catholic family in St. Paul, he even graduated from Catholic high school. If he is gay, I'm sure he's quite tortured about his thirst for cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/03/2011|
He is indeed sultry-looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/04/2011|
Mauer is pretty private and although he has become the face of the Twins, he keeps his life pretty private. Always friendly with the media, but does not seek it out, and does not reveal too much. It is not out of the realm of possibility that he is gay, but I think his being private is just who he is rather than him hiding something. I have not heard many gay rumors, except the *he's gay* spouted by wanna be jocks who are jealous of the pretty boy who is living their dream. This is made easier by his aw shucks image.%0D %0D Morneau and Mauer living together also triggered a lot of jokes, but think it was simply two people in their early twenties hanging out - kind of the equivalent of two buds right out of college. Justin moved out as soon as he bacame serious with his future wife, although they still get flack about their *bromance* from their teammates and the media.%0D %0D I do enjoy watching Mauer's full round buns move as he runs the bases.%0D %0D
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April 8th can't come fast enough, can't it r38?
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And now 'engaged'
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Troy Aikman isn't exactly a looker
Excuse me, R15??????
Are you blind?
Aikman is 6'4, blond-hair, blue eyes, cocksucker lips, fantastic trim body, what the hell is not to like????????
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/18/2011|
I've met Mauer. He's much more ordinary looking in person. Didn't get any real gay vibe off him.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/18/2011|
Mauer is engaged. To a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/18/2011|
How does his ass compare to Anthony Recker's?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/19/2011|
Quoted, "I'm getting to marry my best friend." Sorry, but even my best friend from high school wants to get married at 30 something if we don't find anyone. I'm just saying that's not the quote most would give to the press.
Why not say "I'm getting to marry a beautiful woman who totally gets me" instead. It's not a lie and it doesn't make him sound like he's married his hag.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/19/2011|
Spring training is in full-swing. Swing away Joe! Swing both ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/04/2012|
Beard arrangement. It MUST be..
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/04/2012|
I'm more of a Jason Varitek man, myself. Catchers have such nice asses. It must be from all the crouching. Watch video without the ladies' mindless commentary.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/04/2012|
Ive never heard of any rumors OP. How bout wishful thinking thirsty cocksuckers like you?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/04/2012|
He got married on Saturday, bitches! Enjoy the lovely pictures of the bearding party.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/03/2012|
The bride is a bit... plain. Actually, it's kind of nice he didn't marry a Playmate. Makes me think he probably is straight.
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She sho is ugly!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/03/2012|
The guys in the wedding party all ping to me (although he doesn't).
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/03/2012|
Are there any other ballplayers in those pics from his wedding reception? I don't know the Twins well enough that I would recognize them out of their uniforms.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/03/2012|
The group pics on that page were with members of the band. The wedding party was his brothers, who look like less attractive versions of him, Twin Justin Morneau (former roommate and most like co-star in some slash fiction) and a high school friend (Joe stayed close to his St. Paul friends after making the majors. He got called up young, so they were still in college when he returned to town).
Other notable ball players there that this board might know were Jim Thome and J.J. Hardy.
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Being at a reception with Mauer, Morneau, Hardy, and Thome sounds like a good night to me. So many possibilities.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/04/2012|
He's has serious cookie-smelling-face.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/04/2012|
Like Sidney Crosby, he looks somewhat "special".
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/04/2012|
Nearly every link on here is bogus or doesn't work.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/04/2012|
I bet if he looked like this baseball player, you would never have created this thread or spread rumors.
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