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Minnesota Twins star catcher Joe Mauer

Lots of rumors around Minneapolis recently that this gorgeous stud bats for our team.

by Anonymousreply 6912/04/2012

The Red Sox?

by Anonymousreply 102/01/2011

Pink Sox

by Anonymousreply 202/01/2011

Mmm...bet he has a musty hole.

by Anonymousreply 302/01/2011

Damn...he's quite sexy!

by Anonymousreply 402/01/2011

Cocksucker's bottom lip.

by Anonymousreply 502/02/2011

Didn't he share an apartment with the equally likely to be gay Justin Morneau?

by Anonymousreply 602/02/2011

Take me out!

by Anonymousreply 702/02/2011

If he is, I would accept him with open legs.

by Anonymousreply 802/02/2011

bet that musty hole is quite tasty

by Anonymousreply 902/02/2011

Funny, there are never gay rumors about the ugly pro jocks.

by Anonymousreply 1002/02/2011

Well, he IS a catcher.

by Anonymousreply 1102/02/2011

R10. Not all rumored to be gay athletes are drop dead georgeous. Esera Tuaolo is hardly a buffed twink.

by Anonymousreply 1202/02/2011

R12, when you learn the difference between "rumored to be gay" and "came out years ago, wrote a book about it, and has appeared at dozens and dozens of events as an out gay man," get back to us.

by Anonymousreply 1302/02/2011

Thank you for posting a pic, OP. Very considerate of you.

Carry on.

by Anonymousreply 1402/02/2011

Troy Aikman isn't exactly a looker and there have been rumors about him for years. Ditto rat-faced Jeff Garcia.

Sadly, there are no gay rumors about Tony Romo, the cutest quarterback in the NFL. So it goes both ways, r10.

by Anonymousreply 1502/02/2011

Any rumors about Colt McCoy?

by Anonymousreply 1602/02/2011

Despite Colt having an ass to die for, there is absolutely no evidence he is even bi. He's a hard core Church of Christ fundamentalist who married a beautiful long time girlfriend. He's a very nice guy too but sadly very very straight.

by Anonymousreply 1802/02/2011

Exactly, R17.

by Anonymousreply 1902/02/2011

Rumors among who?

by Anonymousreply 2002/02/2011

Cum Sox.

by Anonymousreply 2102/02/2011

Lots of people have noticed that neither he nor his teammate Justin Morneau has turned up anywhere in the company of a girlfriend. They are young, good-looking, rich and famous athletes who are also very good friends. If people talk about them it's because they have given people something to talk about.

by Anonymousreply 2202/02/2011

Please link to rumors.

by Anonymousreply 2302/02/2011

they suck each other's cocks

by Anonymousreply 2402/02/2011

remember when he was a rookie and "sports writers brother" posted about this his very first year in MLB but you all called him a liar so he stopped posting his tidbits here in there? Simply because he wasn't interested enough in sports to try to prove his case?

by Anonymousreply 2502/02/2011

Justin Morneau

by Anonymousreply 2602/02/2011

Anagram of Morneau:%0D %0D No, Mauer! No Mauer! ON, MAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2702/02/2011

Is he a pitcher or a catcher?

by Anonymousreply 2802/02/2011

gay face AND BDF! Yum!

by Anonymousreply 2902/02/2011

Interesting. My father was a professional athlete in the 1960s and lived with a teammate in the city where he played. He wasn't seen in public with a girl because he was in love with my mother who lived about 900 miles away. WOnder if people suspected he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 3002/02/2011

r30, LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3102/02/2011

Your father had a wife, R30. Mauer and Morneau are single. Both have played for the Twins for years and neither has apparently kept a girlfriend in Minneapolis or anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 3202/02/2011

For many years Jeter and Knobloch were the bachelors about townnever linked to any particular girl. Whereas the jury is still out on Knobloch, Jeter was just being a pussyhound.

by Anonymousreply 3302/02/2011

Morneau got married in 2009. he has a daughter now too.

by Anonymousreply 3402/02/2011

"two fags hoping" is this the name of a gay Indian?

by Anonymousreply 3502/02/2011

It's not "musty" hole. It's "musky" hole.

"Musty" means humid, dank, smelly. "Musky" means a rich, almost animal-like manly scent.

by Anonymousreply 3702/02/2011

WOW!!! hominahominahominahomina!!!

by Anonymousreply 3802/02/2011

Meh. He's no Grady SIZEmore.

by Anonymousreply 3902/02/2011

or Brady Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 4002/02/2011

Show me a wealthy, good-looking, famous athlete who lacks for female companionship and I'll show you a closeted gay man. Even if he was the most discrete straight man in the world, his dates wouldn't be, and there'd at least be a little gossip mention here or there. There is NOTHING on Mauer. The beauty queen connection was fleeting and obviously manufactured.

I watched an ESPN hometown special about him. Even his mother wanted to know if there was "anyone special" in his life.

P.S. he loves to dance. And was an equally good football player in high school.

by Anonymousreply 4102/03/2011

Musty, R3? Like my grandma's attic?

by Anonymousreply 4202/03/2011

Exacty R3, 99.999% are so busy with strippers, escorts, paternity tests and starlets when a guy has absolutely NNE of that going on EVER, he is gaygaygay.

by Anonymousreply 4302/03/2011

Oppos, I meant R41, NOT R3.

by Anonymousreply 4402/03/2011

Mauer comes from a large Catholic family in St. Paul, he even graduated from Catholic high school. If he is gay, I'm sure he's quite tortured about his thirst for cock.

by Anonymousreply 4502/03/2011

He is indeed sultry-looking.

by Anonymousreply 4602/04/2011

Mauer is pretty private and although he has become the face of the Twins, he keeps his life pretty private. Always friendly with the media, but does not seek it out, and does not reveal too much. It is not out of the realm of possibility that he is gay, but I think his being private is just who he is rather than him hiding something. I have not heard many gay rumors, except the *he's gay* spouted by wanna be jocks who are jealous of the pretty boy who is living their dream. This is made easier by his aw shucks image.%0D %0D Morneau and Mauer living together also triggered a lot of jokes, but think it was simply two people in their early twenties hanging out - kind of the equivalent of two buds right out of college. Justin moved out as soon as he bacame serious with his future wife, although they still get flack about their *bromance* from their teammates and the media.%0D %0D I do enjoy watching Mauer's full round buns move as he runs the bases.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4702/05/2011

April 8th can't come fast enough, can't it r38?

by Anonymousreply 4802/05/2011

And now 'engaged'

by Anonymousreply 4912/19/2011

Troy Aikman isn't exactly a looker

Excuse me, R15??????

Are you blind?

Aikman is 6'4, blond-hair, blue eyes, cocksucker lips, fantastic trim body, what the hell is not to like????????

by Anonymousreply 5012/19/2011

I've met Mauer. He's much more ordinary looking in person. Didn't get any real gay vibe off him.

by Anonymousreply 5112/19/2011

Mauer is engaged. To a woman.

by Anonymousreply 5212/19/2011

How does his ass compare to Anthony Recker's?

by Anonymousreply 5312/19/2011

Quoted, "I'm getting to marry my best friend." Sorry, but even my best friend from high school wants to get married at 30 something if we don't find anyone. I'm just saying that's not the quote most would give to the press.

Why not say "I'm getting to marry a beautiful woman who totally gets me" instead. It's not a lie and it doesn't make him sound like he's married his hag.

by Anonymousreply 5412/19/2011

Spring training is in full-swing. Swing away Joe! Swing both ways.

by Anonymousreply 5503/04/2012

Beard arrangement. It MUST be..

by Anonymousreply 5603/04/2012

I'm more of a Jason Varitek man, myself. Catchers have such nice asses. It must be from all the crouching. Watch video without the ladies' mindless commentary.

by Anonymousreply 5703/04/2012

Ive never heard of any rumors OP. How bout wishful thinking thirsty cocksuckers like you?

by Anonymousreply 5803/04/2012

He got married on Saturday, bitches! Enjoy the lovely pictures of the bearding party.

by Anonymousreply 5912/03/2012

The bride is a bit... plain. Actually, it's kind of nice he didn't marry a Playmate. Makes me think he probably is straight.

by Anonymousreply 6012/03/2012

She sho is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 6112/03/2012

The guys in the wedding party all ping to me (although he doesn't).

by Anonymousreply 6212/03/2012

Are there any other ballplayers in those pics from his wedding reception? I don't know the Twins well enough that I would recognize them out of their uniforms.

by Anonymousreply 6312/04/2012

The group pics on that page were with members of the band. The wedding party was his brothers, who look like less attractive versions of him, Twin Justin Morneau (former roommate and most like co-star in some slash fiction) and a high school friend (Joe stayed close to his St. Paul friends after making the majors. He got called up young, so they were still in college when he returned to town).

Other notable ball players there that this board might know were Jim Thome and J.J. Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 6412/04/2012

Being at a reception with Mauer, Morneau, Hardy, and Thome sounds like a good night to me. So many possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 6512/04/2012

He's has serious cookie-smelling-face.

by Anonymousreply 6612/04/2012

Like Sidney Crosby, he looks somewhat "special".

by Anonymousreply 6712/04/2012

Nearly every link on here is bogus or doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 6812/04/2012

I bet if he looked like this baseball player, you would never have created this thread or spread rumors.

by Anonymousreply 6912/04/2012
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