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After unexpected end of her marriage, Eva Longoria decides she needs to increase her sex appeal- buys new large breast implants!

She was completely flat-chested until just recently when she bought these very apparent new breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 10405/29/2014

She's seeing Eduardo Cruz? Eva has a thing for guys who look gay. Eduardo probably is gay.

And those are not implants. Her boob are pushed together as close together as they can go,.

by Anonymousreply 101/30/2011

They are definitely implants, R1. You apparently never saw how completely flat-chested she was until just recently.%0D %0D Why do you mouth off on something you know nothing about?%0D %0D She was flat as a board and could not fill up a swim suit top at all. She was like an ironing board on top.%0D %0D You really have zero powers of observation.%0D %0D And pressing two flat as a board non-existent breasts together does not result in what is shown in these photos, you imbecile.

by Anonymousreply 201/30/2011

Why is she wearing those boots with that dress?

by Anonymousreply 301/30/2011

R3, she is relaxing between takes on the set, R3 - is that so hard for you to realize and discern?

by Anonymousreply 401/30/2011

Apparently so R4. I thought her dresser had bad taste.

by Anonymousreply 501/30/2011

You are too dumb to live, R3, R5

by Anonymousreply 701/30/2011

35? I thought she was older.

by Anonymousreply 801/30/2011

r2. Robert Verdi, who styles her, has demonstrated several times how he twists her bras to give her small breasts extra lift. You can clearly see that its just the top of her boobs that are full. Breast implants dont look like that. Now look who doesnt know what they're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 901/30/2011

Not implants. Tape and push-up. Op is apparently a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 1001/30/2011

Is Robert Verdi that bald queen who used to have some decorating show with a fat, loud blonde?

by Anonymousreply 1101/30/2011

Those are definitely breast implants - real breasta are not perfectly round at the top like baseballs or grapefruits - only fake breasts are perfectly round.%0D %0D And there is no way in hell that her flat as a board breasts could be plumped up by a stylist and bra to become the very large voluminous breasts she is now showing.

by Anonymousreply 1201/30/2011

OP is one of the most obnoxious posters on DL, and that is saying A LOT.

by Anonymousreply 1401/30/2011

Yes, bald Robert Verdi r11. He dressed her for that good for nothing wedding that was in a castle or some shit. What a waste!

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2011

So did he get his styling gig after that show or was he already established then? WEHT to the blonde woman?

by Anonymousreply 1601/30/2011

Her face looks also different somehow.

by Anonymousreply 1701/30/2011

You can clearly see that its just the top of her boobs that are full. Breast implants dont look like that. Now look who doesnt know what %0D %0D ***You don't know shit. Implants ALWAYS are full at the top of the breast....hence the basketball references.

by Anonymousreply 1801/30/2011

Yes, her face also looks different.

by Anonymousreply 2001/30/2011

What's your damage, R2? Even if you're right, I can't imagine why you would get so worked up about this.%0D %0D I think you're wrong, too. She looks like she put on a bit of weight, and as others have said, her breasts are pushed up.%0D %0D Her face does look weird though.

by Anonymousreply 2201/30/2011

Look at one for the side views. Ain't much in there.

by Anonymousreply 2301/30/2011

Her face is completely unrecognizable in those photos.

by Anonymousreply 2401/30/2011

The grapefruit effect isn't a good barometer for implants when they're pushed up like that. Any woman, from a moderate A cup and beyond can achieve that look with the right undergarments and cutlets - you'd have to be completely flat (ie almost no breast tissue) not to. Now if she were in a bikini sporting the same rack, I'd say implants.

by Anonymousreply 2501/30/2011

Try these on for size, Teri Hatcher!

by Anonymousreply 2601/30/2011

How do you know there aren't some lesbians remarking on her tits troll at R21 and 27-50?

by Anonymousreply 5201/30/2011

%0D repetitive poster - I am the OP and I am a woman. I also posted in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 5301/30/2011

The boobs don't look good--flat works better for her.%0D %0D But she needs her fuller eyebrows back; the ones she's got here make her look even more like a generic LA type. Get some drama with those eyebrows!

by Anonymousreply 5401/30/2011

I LOVED Templeton. He was so pragmatic. Plus everyone else was so damn sweet.

by Anonymousreply 5601/30/2011

Agreed, r56, but, looks-wise , Templeton and Tony Parker were seperated at birth

by Anonymousreply 5701/30/2011

What about those freakin' boots with that dress. Totally WRONG.

by Anonymousreply 5801/30/2011

Uh oh R58 I got shit earlier for posting the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 5901/30/2011

Looks like a rat and acts like a rat. Of course she was warned.

by Anonymousreply 6001/30/2011

Still bears repeating, R59.

by Anonymousreply 6101/30/2011

I'm a woman and they're just massively pushed up. Look at her from the side, there's nothing there.

by Anonymousreply 6301/30/2011

She's obviously wearing "cutlets." She wouldn't have time to have a boob job during the season. Not every woman in the media gets the bolt on boobs, but just about every one who doesn't wears cutlets for t.v. and planned paparazzi appearances.

by Anonymousreply 6401/30/2011

She was just on the SAGs. Nuttin there.

by Anonymousreply 6501/30/2011

Yeah, those are clearly not breast implants. Implants would be much fuller all the way through; those are just breasts that have been pushed up as far as they can be.

by Anonymousreply 6601/30/2011

Please don't disagree with OP. She doesn't handle it very well.

by Anonymousreply 6701/30/2011

Why so much space talking about this zero-talent's tired-ass titties?

by Anonymousreply 6801/30/2011

I'm glad she didn't get implants. They wouldn't suit her. Even the push-up doesn't look right on her. She's the best-looking one on the show without resorting to surgery. Probably the youngest too.

by Anonymousreply 6901/30/2011

Those aren't implants. How would she be able to afford implants now that she's divorced?

by Anonymousreply 7001/30/2011

OP here. Just saw her on SAG Awards show - I guess she doesn't have breast implants - but she is so very flat that I don't see how the breasts in the photos could be concocted with her lack of breast tissue, but apparently that's what happened.%0D %0D In the photos, the cutlets must be placed at the side or something because they don't seem to be placed at the bottom pushing upward when you look at the photos showing her from the side.

by Anonymousreply 7101/30/2011

Her face has become so WIDE - odd! Her face was about a foot across on the SAG Awards tonite.

by Anonymousreply 7201/30/2011

OP, with every post it becomes clearer you don't understand breasts. Why do you think about them, then?

by Anonymousreply 7301/30/2011

Some women are getting small, little, almost tiny breast implants these days - like Kate Hudson's new breast implants - Kate's new implants are about a size AA or A.

by Anonymousreply 7401/30/2011

Longoria looks like shit in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 7501/30/2011

Prolly cause she is a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 7601/30/2011

R73, because she's a lesbian? Just guessing.

by Anonymousreply 7701/30/2011

She's not THAT flat chested OP. She has a little something-something to work with.%0D %0D Those are not implants, and you have to be completely flat chested for the tape and push up not to work.

by Anonymousreply 7801/30/2011

She was never flat chested. Here she is from 2008. It's called pushing and taping everything you got.

by Anonymousreply 7901/30/2011

I like her small breasts.

by Anonymousreply 8001/30/2011

]qiote]Robert Verdi, who styles her, has demonstrated several times how he twists her bras to give her small breasts extra lift. %0D %0D What part of the bra does he "twist"?

by Anonymousreply 8101/30/2011

Her breasts look so perfectly round in the photo at link below.

by Anonymousreply 8201/30/2011

r82, she has air brushing make up on the chest area.

by Anonymousreply 8301/30/2011

R55, if he's Templeton, she's Fievel from AMERICAN TAIL so it's a pefect match.

by Anonymousreply 8401/30/2011

That's cool R83. Those clever Armenians - what will they think of next?

by Anonymousreply 8501/30/2011

Eva Longoria is mexican, not armenian.%0D %0D The Kardashian sisters are armenian.

by Anonymousreply 8601/31/2011

Her ancestry is mostly European.

by Anonymousreply 8701/31/2011

I saw Eva Longorian cooking mexican food on a tv show, and she specifically said that she is mexican.

by Anonymousreply 8801/31/2011

%0D mexican, definitely NOT european%0D %0D from wikipedia:%0D %0D Eva Jacqueline Longoria was born in Corpus Christi, Nueces County, Texas, the daughter of Tejano parents, Enrique Longoria, Jr. and Ella Eva Mireles%0D %0D Tejano (Spanish for "Texan"; archaic spelling Texano) is a term used to identify a Texan of Mexican and/or Latin-American descent.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8901/31/2011

Yes she Mexican, but of mostly of European descent. Eva was profiled of Faces of America were they did her genealogical test. She told George Lopez that she thought she was fully Chicano, but she isn't. Her family's name is derived from a Spanish village.

by Anonymousreply 9001/31/2011

Her two parents are mexicans from Mexico.%0D %0D End of story

by Anonymousreply 9101/31/2011

Yep they are Mexican, and mostly white.

by Anonymousreply 9201/31/2011

R87, R90, R92, you do not understand what you are talking aobut.

by Anonymousreply 9301/31/2011

r93, did you READ her profile at r90?

by Anonymousreply 9401/31/2011

Yes, R94, and you do not understand what you are talking about and insisting upon.

by Anonymousreply 9501/31/2011

r95, since you understand so much, why dont you tell us about Eva's ancestry?

by Anonymousreply 9701/31/2011

Wow, OP. What is your obsession with Eva Longoria? %0D %0D Once and for all, she did not have implants. Even small implants. You're wrong.

by Anonymousreply 9801/31/2011

OP = a bitter and unemployed Nicollette Sheridan

by Anonymousreply 9901/31/2011

OP, even when women are "flat" (no apparent breast tissue above the nipple and near the sternum), there will always be some tissue to the lower outer portion of the breast that can be manipulated. Paris Hilton used to do it all the time.

And r74, there's no way anyone would get a AA implant. Hudson's a small b.

by Anonymousreply 10001/31/2011

I don't know if Kate Hudson's new breast implants are an A or a small B, but her implants are very tiny.

by Anonymousreply 10101/31/2011

Eva didn't get implants. She was as flat chested as ever at the SAG Awards.%0D %0D Ladies foundation garments/tape/cutlets have come a long way. They can plump you up to look like you have tits.

by Anonymousreply 10201/31/2011

She tried to win some fans from the female population by doing the lesbian (comic) movie 'Without Men'

by Anonymousreply 10301/29/2013

Poor dear!

Her lady steakhouse closed this weekend. Had also been written up for numerous health violations.... mostly for food being kept at unsafe temperatures.

Also, it seems that women didn't feel like ponying up $36 for a petite, lady sized portion of steak.


by Anonymousreply 10405/29/2014
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