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Ugly strippers in San Francisco

I went into the Nob Hill Theatre to check out the talent. I did not get further than the photo board. What a bunch of ugly, gross, shaved, tattooed, skinny and fat low class rent boys they have. After looking at the photos I turned and the desk clerk asked me if I wanted to go into the theatre. I told him..."I would only pay to get those awful men to dress and go home." He rolled his eyes and said...'do you know how many times a day I hear comments like that?' If he hears those comments all the time then why not hire some attractive men? Why oh why do you have such gross men on stage in San Francisco?

by Anonymousreply 7512/23/2013

all the pretty ones left for L.A. to do porn.

by Anonymousreply 101/22/2011

There are attractive men all over San Francisco...they need to hit a gym and recruit some.

by Anonymousreply 201/22/2011

I remember going there once around lunchtime. A guy in a suit came in carrying a briefcase and immediately walked backstage. A few minutes later he appeared on stage, jacked off, and left. A minute later he was back in his suit and carried his briefcase out of the place. Wonder if he was on the program or if he just wandered in and decided to put on a show. He wasn't too bad looking, but it was a bit weird.

by Anonymousreply 301/22/2011

Years ago, they used to book "name" porn guys who would put on a good "full-finish" show; at least guys you could recognize from a porn magazine.

I think the new management just got cheap and decided to take whatever the cat dragged in off the street.

It's sad. I have friend who used to do porn and did a few shows there. Patrons don't tip and they don't make any $$.

It is definitely not worth the $30 admission.

by Anonymousreply 401/22/2011

It's a sad state of affairs, what can I say?

by Anonymousreply 501/22/2011

Thankfully, I've been able to visit Toronto (Remeington's) and Montreal (Bar Stock) to see how it's really done right!

by Anonymousreply 601/22/2011

Why are some gay men so stubborn to do the things that attract other gay men like working out?

by Anonymousreply 701/22/2011

My first and only time there was the early 90s and saw Chad Knight. SF also had the Campus Theatre with decent porn stars all the time. Those were the days ...%0D %0D And don't get me nostalgic for NY and the Gaeity!

by Anonymousreply 801/23/2011

Go ahead and get nostalgic.

If you read DL Nob Hill, get some decent men...and fire the ugly prosties you have now.

They are the reason no one tips, that and your gross overcharge admission fee.

by Anonymousreply 901/24/2011

I heard last night Nob Hill was under new management so maybe they will fire those trashy hustlers and replace them with men.

by Anonymousreply 1001/30/2011

You want hot strippers? Go to ATL

by Anonymousreply 1101/30/2011

R11 Thanks, but not what I would call hot.

by Anonymousreply 1201/30/2011

well r12 they are certainly better than the small cocks and flat asses I see as alternatives

by Anonymousreply 1301/30/2011

A strip club re-opened in DC and all I've heard is how trashy the strippers are. I've never been to a male strip club, but if I'm going to shell out the money I want to go somewhere with hot guys.

by Anonymousreply 1401/30/2011

[quote]It is definitely not worth the $30 admission.%0D %0D %0D I remember when it was $5.50 and they served juice.

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2011

R11, I am so there.

Here is my dream bf....


by Anonymousreply 1601/30/2011

Consider the pool, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1701/30/2011

Hot DAMN r16, I've been searching for him all my life. There's another one called Fever, whom I cant get enough of!

by Anonymousreply 1801/30/2011

Trashy tattoos R16...I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 1901/31/2011

Anybody been to the booths at Nob Hill recently? Haven't been there in a while. have had some fun there off and on...

by Anonymousreply 2001/31/2011

R20, no doubt the classic "nacreous layers of perma-cum" would be an applicable description.

by Anonymousreply 2101/31/2011


They are hit and miss but when you hit, it can be a big hit. Surprisingly late at night is a good time.

by Anonymousreply 2201/31/2011

Does anyone know how to get in touch with Jerry Lewis?

by Anonymousreply 2301/31/2011

How about lunch time? or early afternoon? Any of you DLer's know of good bathrooms to cruise downtown?

by Anonymousreply 2401/31/2011

Anybody wanna meet and watch each other jerk off somehwere in downtown SF?

by Anonymousreply 2502/03/2011

Nob Hill has BIGger porn guys now. Rafael Alencar! Whoo hoo!

by Anonymousreply 2607/07/2011

josh weston had the most magical georgous shows i ever saw: fog machines and spacey music.



by Anonymousreply 2702/28/2013

I can still shake a tail feather and it pays well!

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2013

I used to watch this guy on webcam now. Big cracked out mess, but fascinating...skanky but kind of hot. He and his roommate were dancers @ nob hill.

by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

[R30] Yuk ! I would rather see the guy next door. Shaved, pumped and tattooed is not sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013

SF is not the place to find hot, masculine, or buff dudes.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2013

Considering the clientele of such places, how high do their standards have to be?

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2013

do you get many guys jerking off in the theater while they're watching the show?

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2013

OP, book a flight.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2013

Though I'm not into tats at all, the guy from R30 is gorgeous. He has such pretty eyes. Quite cute. Nice body.

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2013

R35 Been there, all shaved guys, not a pubic hair on the lot. Total turn off.

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2013

Nob Hill used to have beauties, twenty years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2013

r37 You should revisit. I was just there a couple of weeks ago and they've got a couple of smoking hot hairy guys now.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2013

For some reason, gays from San Fran and Vancouver BC are some of the homeliest, weirdest looking queens I've ever seen. And the SF gays are so uptight and elitist.

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2013

Oooh, R41 didn't see enough action when he visited San Francisco.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2013

How come there are men in their 40's in that city that are still rentboys? Aren't they a little old for that?

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2013

R43 every pozzed out queen on disability is a hooker in SF or a 'massage therapist'.

They do anything for cash.

by Anonymousreply 4403/18/2013



by Anonymousreply 4503/28/2013

I guess I went there 20 years ago. This guy sat on my lap and waved his dick in my face.

by Anonymousreply 4603/28/2013

WHET Jesse Tyler? He was a gorgeous guy. I heard he was being kept by some rich woman, last time I heard.

by Anonymousreply 4703/28/2013

Portland has strippers at the Silverado, and they are a hugely mixed bag. Some of them are stunningly gorgeous (there's one called "Shia" who is not only a looker but has a fabulous body), but some are incredibly homely.

by Anonymousreply 4803/28/2013

I haven't been in over 20 years. I went to the Campus a lot (late 80s/early 90s)....I would go there sooooooo fucked up. Drunk, Tweaked out of my fucking mind....I stopped going when they stopped allowing you to smoke cigs inside. My friend & I would go in there trashed, jack off strippers, fuck in each other downstairs, stay until like 3 or 4 am. Weird to me now...but yeah not being able to smoke cigs ended my interest in those places. Now I don't smoke anything...drugs, cigs...nothing. Sober.

Anyway, the strippers were two types and skanky locals. Some awful ones...skinny, zits, B.O. I did meet Joey Stefano there though...he was very nice I thought.

by Anonymousreply 4903/28/2013

there's a dancer here in LA, at fubar, who told me he danced at the Silverado. He's got a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 5003/28/2013



I worked at the Campus Theatre with my lover shaun erickson below are some of my


by Anonymousreply 5107/23/2013

Some of the dancers there are racist as hell at Nob Hill Theater. Aint nobody got time for that! But the ones that are friendly taste yummy

by Anonymousreply 5210/13/2013

I been there once

by Anonymousreply 5310/16/2013

The SF gay community is stuck in a time warp set on about 1977. They still think leather, bears, and skinny/flabby non-fit bodies are all the rage. They fell in love with the 70s and won't give it up.

by Anonymousreply 5410/16/2013

I've never been to a male strip show,what all goes on?

by Anonymousreply 5510/16/2013

@55 at the San Fran one the dancers dance down to completely nude and will let you touch. Some will let you suck and most times most will do "extra" favors for an extra price

by Anonymousreply 5610/16/2013

I told him..."I would only pay to get those awful men to dress and go home."

He rolled his eyes and said...'do you know how many times a day I hear comments like that?'

If he hears those comments all the time then why not hire some attractive men?


cuz maybe the desk clerk is NOT the owner or the manager?

by Anonymousreply 5710/17/2013

DC used to have the hottest naked stripper bars. They ALL closed at one point. But man, the memories of La Cage, Wet, and Chesapeake House... only got to go to each one once (La Cage twice), but damn, the memories. Super hot guys, and at first, it was HANDS ON... later, it was hands off... then they all disappeared, along with "Tracks", one of the best dance clubs ever.

Thankfully, there's "Swinging Richards" in Atlanta and Ft Lauderdale now. TOTALLY hot men. Fully nude.

by Anonymousreply 5810/18/2013

Secrets is still open in DC.

by Anonymousreply 5910/18/2013

Are there hot dudes in SF? They look so 1974 to me.

by Anonymousreply 6011/01/2013

How is secrets in DC?

by Anonymousreply 6112/11/2013

The back patio is VERY fun when all the hot married guys come into town for the Oracle show... Away from their wives and able to play unrestrained - I've buried my face in some grade-A stud crotch on that patio! :)

by Anonymousreply 6212/11/2013

On a business trip to Toronto many years ago, I spent each night at Remington's, enjoying private shows with at least one hot dancer per night. In a dark booth, I learned that if I went early in the evening, the guys would let me do fun things.

Mostly I enjoyed them dryhumping me and flapping their half-hard cocks in my face, plus a little fondling and licking.

I sucked a few uncut cocks, and one big Brazilian guy let me finger his butthole while he jacked off in my face. I only spent about $40 U.S. per night, but since it was all-expense paid (except for the strippers), it was well worth it.

by Anonymousreply 6312/11/2013

Is paying for it a thrill? I could never get hard in such situations.

by Anonymousreply 6412/11/2013

Do the guys at Nob Hill jack off onstage? Cause that ad mentioned Drew Sumroc and he's a TIM model so I'd wear eye protection during his act.

by Anonymousreply 6512/11/2013

How DARE they! How DARE they not be up to your high standards, OP!!!

by Anonymousreply 6612/11/2013

OP used to be up on that board, and rather fetching too.

by Anonymousreply 6712/11/2013

I went there way back in 1994 and had a blast. There was this really hot guy performing - Eric something. Mustache, buff. Was on Robin Byrd a few times. (He's since passed away.) He was a god.

Then I went to the arcades.

Sounds like the guys dancing there now are hipsters.

by Anonymousreply 6812/11/2013

R63, you are my hero. I'm quite serious.

by Anonymousreply 6912/11/2013

Someone tried to open a gay nude strip club in Dallas. It failed miserably. It was only open a day or two a month, prices varied widely month to month, and ugly-as-shit dancers (except for a very tall one). Look at the website for pics.

The owner was very paranoid. I called the club once to inquire about a ticket, but someone came into the room. I hung up when I got the voice mail. The owner called me back demanding to know if I was his competition checking up on him. Other times I was accused of being an undercover cop.

by Anonymousreply 7012/11/2013

R65, yes sometimes they jack off on stage and shoot their loads. I saw Brad Rock do this, back a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7112/12/2013

Sounds like they should supply hand sanitizer one your way in and out!

by Anonymousreply 7212/12/2013

[quote]WHET Jesse Tyler? He was a gorgeous guy. I heard he was being kept by some rich woman, last time I heard.

I heard he was doing a TV show now.

by Anonymousreply 7312/12/2013

SF doesnt have a lot of hot dudes in general. It is a very unattractive city with respect to males.

by Anonymousreply 7412/13/2013


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