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Songs about Cock

"Juicy Fruit" by Mtume

by Anonymousreply 8301/18/2013

Caress Me Down by Sublime

by Anonymousreply 201/19/2011

Seriously, this troll needs to be banned .

by Anonymousreply 401/19/2011

"Let's Do It Again"%0D %0D "Slap Slap Lickety-Lap (the Lollipop song) = Instant Funk

by Anonymousreply 501/19/2011

"If" - Janet

by Anonymousreply 601/19/2011

Fascinated- Company B.

by Anonymousreply 701/19/2011

Short Dick Man

by Anonymousreply 801/19/2011

"Floy Joy" by the Supremes%0D %0D You give me so much pleasure, it's impossible to measure.

by Anonymousreply 901/20/2011

Little Red Corvette

by Anonymousreply 1001/20/2011

I Wish I Had A Ten Inch Penis

by Anonymousreply 1101/20/2011

Peacock- Katy Perry

HWC- Liz Phair (technically this is about what spurts out of a cock)

by Anonymousreply 1201/20/2011

I Got A Boner For Christmas

by Anonymousreply 1301/20/2011

Esa Loca - Dale Huevo

by Anonymousreply 1401/20/2011

[quote]Seriously, this troll needs to be banned%0D %0D Seriously, you need to stop opening threads that don't interest you.%0D %0D If I can bypass the Footballers in Love and Anderson Cooper Threads, I'm sure you can do the same for songs about cock

by Anonymousreply 1501/20/2011

Love Resurrection - Alison Moyet%0D %0D "I want you to grow in my hand"

by Anonymousreply 1601/20/2011

Tattooed Love Boys

by Anonymousreply 1701/20/2011

I suspect r4 needs a hug!

by Anonymousreply 1801/20/2011

[quote]Esa Loca - Dale Huevo

LOL, r14 - I haven't heard that one in ages!

by Anonymousreply 1901/20/2011

I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow? I always thought the fact that she liked candy better when it was wrapped in a sweater, meant a condom. I realize the song was actually sung by guys though, in the 50's.

by Anonymousreply 2001/20/2011

Detachable Penis.

by Anonymousreply 2101/20/2011

LOL r19, like your name

by Anonymousreply 2201/20/2011

'Big, Long, Slip Slidin' Thing'.

by Anonymousreply 2301/20/2011

Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick

by Anonymousreply 2401/20/2011

Sport'n A Woody.

by Anonymousreply 2501/20/2011

Monster - Fred Schneider%0D %0D Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel%0D %0D Monster - Lady Gaga (maybe?)%0D %0D My Propeller - Arctic Monkeys%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2601/20/2011

Lumberjack by Jackyl.

by Anonymousreply 2701/20/2011

Bulldog - Tracy Bonham

by Anonymousreply 2801/20/2011

Given the Dog a Bone by AC/DC.

by Anonymousreply 2901/20/2011

"Honey Bee" by Gloria Gaynor

"You're my honeybee, come on and sting me"

by Anonymousreply 3001/20/2011

The world of hair metal is shock full of 'em...

Whitesnake - "Slide It In"

Danger Danger - "Slipped Her the Big One"

KISS - "Lick It Up"

by Anonymousreply 3101/20/2011

"Tent In Your Pants" by Peaches

by Anonymousreply 3301/20/2011

Pull Up To The Bumper by Grace Jones%0D %0D OP, I think Juicy Fruit is about the vagina.....

by Anonymousreply 3401/20/2011

A little bit of Vaudeville, a little bit of 70's Variety Show

by Anonymousreply 3501/20/2011

What Is This Thing Called, Love?

by Anonymousreply 3601/20/2011

r 34: I know why you might think that, but I double-checked and the lyrics "You're my sugar thing, you're my chocolate star...Candy rain comin' down..taste you in my mind...You're the only one who gves me good n' plenty... you so joo-say" indicate to me that "Juicy Fruit" is about a big, thick black cock dripping with sweet pre-cum.

by Anonymousreply 3701/20/2011

Rattlesnake Shake - the original Fleetwood Mac

One-Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba - Humble Pie

Deep Love - Mel Brooks

The Penis Song - Monty Python

Detachable Penis %E2%80%93 King Missile

Pink Thing - XTC

My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry

He%E2%80%99s My Best Friend - Jellyfish

Redneck Friend - Jackson Browne

Hot Dog & A Shake - David Lee Roth

The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin

Love Gun - KiSS

My Wena - Bowling For Soup

Big Balls - AC/DC

by Anonymousreply 3801/20/2011

You Gotta Give Me Some - Bessie Smith

by Anonymousreply 3901/20/2011

Sweet, Sticky Thing-Ohio Players

by Anonymousreply 4001/20/2011

There's A Monster In My Pants%0D %0D Whip It%0D %0D Bad To The Bone%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4101/20/2011

Bad to the Bone is about a person bad all the way through. I don't think it's about cock.

by Anonymousreply 4201/20/2011

Listen closer, it's about masturbation.

by Anonymousreply 4301/20/2011

My Ding A Ling

by Anonymousreply 4401/20/2011

I know theoretically it's about dancing, but I always thought that "Get Down On It" by Kool & The Gang was about sucking cock or sitting on a big hard one.

by Anonymousreply 4501/20/2011

Gee, R45, I wonder. . .

by Anonymousreply 4601/20/2011

Dr Dick. E-rotic.

by Anonymousreply 4701/20/2011

Whole Lotta love

"I'm gonna give you every inch of my love."

Laughed my ass off when they let that one be sung on American Idol.

by Anonymousreply 4801/20/2011

Cumjunction Junction

by Anonymousreply 4901/20/2011

Blow the Man Down

by Anonymousreply 5001/20/2011

It's Magic!%0D %0D Woah woah woah it my dick you know....

by Anonymousreply 5101/20/2011

Puppet Man - Tom Jones%0D %0D If you wanna see me do my thing, baby pull my string...

by Anonymousreply 5201/20/2011

Fifth Dimention also did Pupet Man!

by Anonymousreply 5301/20/2011

On the topic, there was a nasty Pointer Sisters song called Jump (For My Love) with lyrics like "Jump in, you know these arms/Can feel you up."

In any case, there was one line "Your love burns inside/Feels so right" and I though they were singing "You're the perfect size/Feels so right."

I thought that was rather nice since it's what every guy wants to hear. I like my version better although it still fits this thread since "love" here is a euphemism for cock.

by Anonymousreply 5401/20/2011

r54, the video was very clear about where The Pointer Sisters were pointing for the men to jump, lifted skirts and all.

by Anonymousreply 5501/20/2011

Oops - here's the link - Jump IN!

by Anonymousreply 5601/20/2011

Gobble Girl - Frank Zappa

by Anonymousreply 5701/20/2011

Big Long Sliding Thing

It Ain't the Meat

Long John Blues

Rocket 69

Let Me Bang Your Box

My Man Stands Out

by Anonymousreply 5801/20/2011

Dick In A Box

by Anonymousreply 5901/20/2011

Happiness Is A Warm Gun

by Anonymousreply 6001/20/2011

Frida Hyvonen - Once I Was A Serene Teenage Child

by Anonymousreply 6101/20/2011

r37, really just stop. The song is about sweet delicious dripping with honey black pussy!

by Anonymousreply 6201/21/2011

r 62: Ha Ha! Isn't it fun that one song can have two very different meanings to two different people?%0D %0D "Yoo So Joo-Say!"

by Anonymousreply 6301/21/2011

My Dick - Mickey Avalon

by Anonymousreply 6407/09/2012

Lollipop - The Chordettes

by Anonymousreply 6507/09/2012

Rocket 88 - Jackie Brenston & His Delta Cats (Ike Turner)

BTW, R10, that's about vagina

by Anonymousreply 6607/09/2012

"Cool" from West Side Story. Boy, boy, crazy boy, Get cool, boy! Got a rocket in your pocket, Keep coolly cool, boy! Don't get hot, 'Cause, man, you got Some high times ahead. Take it slow and Daddy-o, You can live it up and die in bed!

by Anonymousreply 6707/09/2012

Rubberband Man

by Anonymousreply 6807/09/2012

Divine Hammer - The Breeders

Spike Jonze directed the video.

by Anonymousreply 6907/09/2012

"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've Got Love In My Tummy." Close but no cigar. Sung is as a child in camp. Never knew what it really was about.

by Anonymousreply 7007/09/2012

cock bump

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by Anonymousreply 7201/02/2013

"When You Wish Upon a Cock"

by Anonymousreply 7301/02/2013

Do Your Dick Hang Low - Afroman

by Anonymousreply 7401/02/2013

Janet -- "Warmth"

by Anonymousreply 7501/02/2013

You got to get down on it if ya really want it.

by Anonymousreply 7601/02/2013

Not cock, but supposedly Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff" was about semen.

by Anonymousreply 7701/02/2013

The Lemon Song: Led Zepplin/ Robert Johnson

Not about, but blatantly refers to it...

Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg The wayyou squeeze my lemon-a I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah

by Anonymousreply 7901/02/2013

r10 I always thought "Little Red Corvette" was about pussy. I know "Cream" was.

by Anonymousreply 8001/02/2013

Jump? Really? Are we talking songs about fucking... or specifically dick?

If it's the former, you can choose from every song out there.

by Anonymousreply 8101/02/2013

Little Red Corvette is about pussy--Vanity's pussy, to be exact.

by Anonymousreply 8201/02/2013

You got to get down on it (if you really want it)

by Anonymousreply 8301/18/2013
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