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Who has the SMALLEST cock in Hollywood?

So who has made it without a giant cock to lead the way? Who has the tiniest peenie? Hmmmm?

by Anonymousreply 13807/23/2013

The late Gary Coleman was hung like a cashew.

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2011

Brian Ferry

Sting

Arrrgghh Saaarrrrrssssgggaaaaarrrrrdddddd!

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2011

Alan Rickman

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2011

Nathan Lane is in a truly unique position. He has the smallest dick in Hollywood, yet he's the biggest dick on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2011

George Costanza

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2011

Chaz Bono %0D

by Anonymousreply 2001/17/2011

Mario Lopez. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 2101/17/2011

Not me.

by Anonymousreply 2201/17/2011

Linda Hunt

by Anonymousreply 2401/17/2011

Tom Welling? Pic Please.

by Anonymousreply 2501/17/2011

Obviously there would be no pics, R25. People with small cocks don't let it get photographed.

by Anonymousreply 2601/17/2011

Jan-Michael Vincent, back in the day

by Anonymousreply 2801/17/2011

Howard Stern: Small Penis Contest %0D %0D These guys have nothing! Nothing at all.%0D %0D Video:

by Anonymousreply 2901/17/2011

Back in the day? So his cock grew since then?

by Anonymousreply 3001/17/2011

I did but he divorced me.

by Anonymousreply 3101/17/2011

Patrick Dempsey appears to have a small one

by Anonymousreply 3201/17/2011

[quote]People with small cocks don't let it get photographed.

Leo did.

by Anonymousreply 3301/17/2011

[quote]Tom Welling

Quite the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 3401/17/2011

More Welling.

Kind FSFW

by Anonymousreply 3501/17/2011

Scott Rudin

It's the only possible explanation for the horrific behavior.

by Anonymousreply 3601/17/2011

R27 wins. I couldn't believe that guy agreed to a nude scene. It was pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 3701/17/2011

Josh Duhamel does not have a small dick. He's a grower, not a shower.

by Anonymousreply 3801/17/2011

I'm shocked nobody has mentioned this yet.

D.W. Moffett, Stealing Beauty.

by Anonymousreply 3901/17/2011

[quote]People with small cocks don't let it get photographed.%0D %0D Really?

by Anonymousreply 4001/17/2011

I wish we'd gotten more than a 2 second glimpse at Leo's cock in "Total Eclipse". Then we could better evaluate it. It's very hard to see.

But perhaps he is small - it might explain why he has never again done a nude scene.

by Anonymousreply 4101/17/2011

whatever happened to those full frontal photos Leo had surpressed by the courts there were a few out there showing nothing so much as a nubbin i thought it was cute.

by Anonymousreply 4201/17/2011

I think they were just screenshots from the film weren't they?

by Anonymousreply 4301/17/2011

Russell Brand makes Patrick Dempsey look huge in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 4401/17/2011

HA!

by Anonymousreply 4501/17/2011

There are two cock shots of Leo in the film. the first he is shot on a real roof outside and his cock clearly has shrinkage, as all cocks do, or as Seinfeld says, "like a frightened turtle". The other is toward the end when he has lost his leg and he falls out of bed. You can clearly see his cock and balls between his bare ass and he looks, shall we more relaxed. It ain't as small as some say here.

by Anonymousreply 4601/17/2011

That Howard Stern contest is hilarious! Makes me miss his late show he used to have on E!

by Anonymousreply 4701/17/2011

I lost it but I used to have a screen grab from that movie in which Alan Rickman has a nude swimming scene, and, yes, it was nothing to write home about.

Who'd do him anyway? Let's see a show of hands.

by Anonymousreply 4801/17/2011

I saw nude pictures of Daniel Craig, and I am still traumatized -- maybe 3 inches on a good day?

by Anonymousreply 4901/17/2011

R46, the second scene was apparently a double.

by Anonymousreply 5001/18/2011

Terrence Howard - Check out his goods in the shower scene of GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN'. The man should never take his pants off on camera.

by Anonymousreply 5101/19/2011

What's interesting is that we often complain that not enough mainstream actors do nude scenes, and yet when they do we make fun of their cocks if they are not hung like Jeff Stryker.

If we continue to make fun of them, we can't expect many mainstream actors to go naked.

by Anonymousreply 5201/19/2011

[quote], the second scene was apparently a double.

No it's not. It was a low budget art film shot in Europe and Leo was the Leo today, no power to demand a double. It's him.

by Anonymousreply 5301/19/2011

r35, it's been revealed that that footage is of Welling's body double/stunt man.

by Anonymousreply 5401/19/2011

I wanna hear more about Josh Duhamel's hard cock!

by Anonymousreply 5501/19/2011

Zach Braff.

by Anonymousreply 5601/19/2011

Eric Stoltz ain't exactly packing. Plus he has a burning bush.

by Anonymousreply 5701/19/2011

R53, it has been reported that it was a double and that it was an actual amputee.

by Anonymousreply 5801/20/2011

James Gandolfini

by Anonymousreply 5901/20/2011

You sure that's not Tilda Swinton, #57?

by Anonymousreply 6001/20/2011

Link to Brad Pitt penis shot please.

by Anonymousreply 6106/05/2011

R61, go to Google images, and type in "Brad Pitt nude". Voila!

by Anonymousreply 6206/05/2011

Pee-wee Herman?

by Anonymousreply 6306/06/2011

Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 6406/06/2011

Leo's Total Eclipse rooftop shot is filmed at an angle looking up at him, so whatever he's got was seen in a foreshortened view. We really can't tell much from that shot.

by Anonymousreply 6506/06/2011

Steadman

by Anonymousreply 6606/06/2011

Hal Sparks, because he makes up the size with the size of his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 6706/06/2011

The actor who plays Mr. Chow in the Hangover movies.

by Anonymousreply 6806/06/2011

I think it's hilarious how people judge penis size by a flaccid penis in a film. And I doubt any of you have seen any of these people erect.

by Anonymousreply 6906/06/2011

Kingston Rossdale

by Anonymousreply 7106/06/2011

montgomery clift

by Anonymousreply 7306/06/2011

Some people have major shrinkage. Me, for one. Whenever I'm in a lockerroom situation, for example, I shrink to about 2 inches. When erect I'm 8 inches or better, and thicker than average.

by Anonymousreply 7406/06/2011

Actually, if previous threads are to be believed, Pee-wee Herman should definitely NOT be on this list.

by Anonymousreply 7506/07/2011

In a just world, Paul Giamatti and Miss Spacey.

by Anonymousreply 7606/07/2011

Josh Hartnett

by Anonymousreply 7706/07/2011

r61, here...

by Anonymousreply 7806/07/2011

Gary Busey. He keeps it in a glass jar.

by Anonymousreply 7906/07/2011

"What's interesting is that we often complain that not enough mainstream actors do nude scenes, and yet when they do we make fun of their cocks if they are not hung like Jeff Stryker."

Why would we want to see their cocks if they don't measure up? Not many of us are into extended clits.

by Anonymousreply 8006/07/2011

[quote]Whenever I'm in a lockerroom situation, for example, I shrink to about 2 inches. When erect I'm 8 inches or better, and thicker than average.%0D %0D R74. That doesn't seem plausible or believable. You can go from two inches to eight? I understand the shrinkage factor in certain situations, but I don't quite believe such a big increase when you're aroused. %0D %0D Besides, you are either eight inches or you're not. When you say, "eight or better," your cock does not continue to grow to an even bigger erection based on whether or not you're having a good day or bad day.

by Anonymousreply 8106/07/2011

R81, maybe he has turbocock.

by Anonymousreply 8206/07/2011

[quote]That doesn't seem plausible or believable. You can go from two inches to eight? I understand the shrinkage factor in certain situations, but I don't quite believe such a big increase when you're aroused. %0D %0D You don't get around enough. When I take off my underwear my cock is also like 2 inches. And mine is a bit more than 7" erect. Contrast that to my partner. He's probably 4" soft and no more than 6" hard.%0D %0D Really, I'm not making this up. Some of us are really small when soft. I give it a little shake at the gym when I'm changing just so it doesn't look like a pug.

by Anonymousreply 8306/07/2011

Ewan McGreggor

by Anonymousreply 8406/07/2011

Didn't someone "in the know" once say that Tom Cruise was hung like a Tic Tac?

by Anonymousreply 8506/07/2011

R83. Some objects that you may think are seven inches are actually smaller than you imagine.

by Anonymousreply 8606/07/2011

No r86, it really is. Why is that hard to believe? While it's bigger than average I've seen much bigger.

by Anonymousreply 8706/07/2011

Bruce Willis did nude scenes in a ridiculous film called Color of Night (so bad, I own it!)

He's tiny.

by Anonymousreply 8806/07/2011

Beverly Leslie

by Anonymousreply 9006/07/2011

[R83] I'm the same way. My cock can get down to 2 inches flaccid but it's a little over 6 when erect. It changes flaccid size all the time depending on blood flow and temperature.

by Anonymousreply 9106/07/2011

Dear God. Have some of you never been with other men? Penises can definitely surprise you. 2 inches to 7 is absolutely believable based on personal experience. My dick can look like a nubbin in my big bush but I'm 7 and admirably thick erect. Truly.

by Anonymousreply 9206/07/2011

THANK YOU anonymous reply # 18!! Hello women out there....don't the majority of us know the difference between a shower and a grower?? God help the person that would judge my husband on size only seeing him flaccid. He grows an additional 5 in. when I make him happy and yet is only a frightening 2 in. the rest of the time....trust me, I've measured...lol You just can't judge a book by its cover so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 9303/02/2012

Russell Brand.

And he has womanly hips.

by Anonymousreply 9403/03/2012

Jude Law.

Hung like a Japanese mouse.

by Anonymousreply 9503/03/2012

Mine looks like a thimble.

by Anonymousreply 9603/04/2012

Danny Bonaduce owns this thread:

by Anonymousreply 9703/04/2012

Agree with everyone here that you can't tell shit when the guy is flaccid.

My member looks tiny (so it seems to me) when soft but it is a normal 6 inches and thicker than average.

And straight women are terrible at judging size (not helped by their bragging boyfriends). Deduct 2 inches from whatever length they tell you their partner is.

by Anonymousreply 9803/04/2012

I like them small.

by Anonymousreply 9903/04/2012

I like the small ones as well.

Not Hollywood but George Stephanopolous owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 10003/04/2012

Ken Jeong was wearing a prosthetic in both Hangover movies, similar to the one Shawn Ashmore wore in Wolf Girl (where he played a bully who turned out to have a micropenis). They didn't mention it was a prosthetic in the Hangover because they didn't want advocacy groups up their ass about perpetuating stereotypes. If they let people think it *might* be the guy's real dick, the advocacy groups are timid to cause an uproar about it.

Most of the names mentioned so far are guys who are small when flaccid, which is boring gossip, so let's have some gossip with guys who are small when erect.

Guys who have said they were small:

Enrique Iglesias and Mark McGrath have both called themselves very small, although Iglesias later claimed he was just joking.

Kevin Smith said on the Opie and Anthony show that he was "not even" five inches.

Guys who are rumored:

Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)

Axl Rose

Bradley Cooper

Terrence Howard

Montgomery Clift (obviously)

I'm definitely forgetting some.

Now here's a disclaimer: for some of these rumors, they were made in blind items right after the subject of the rumor had done or said something obnoxious. Some of these rumors are likely made up as a revenge attempt.

by Anonymousreply 10103/04/2012

Jensen Ackles. Sorry handsome!

by Anonymousreply 10203/04/2012

Poor Danny Bonaduce and Russell Brand are always good for a laugh.

also, Brett Favre.

by Anonymousreply 10303/04/2012

[quote]Ken Jeong was wearing a prosthetic in both Hangover movies

Wow.

So you squeeze your junk into a tiny prosthetic and make it look like you have a little dick?

Not sure how that would work but if I could get the eldergays to stop looking at my cock at the gym...I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 10403/04/2012

Ken

by Anonymousreply 10603/04/2012

Bill Macy; said to be 2 inches fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 10705/25/2012

"if they are not hung like Jeff Stryker."

Actually, compared to today's porn stars Jeff Stryker's penis was not THAT big.

by Anonymousreply 10805/25/2012

Chris Colfer.

by Anonymousreply 10903/13/2013

Bradley Cooper. I couldn't see it but it squirted in my eyes and caused squinting.

by Anonymousreply 11003/13/2013

Matt LeBlanc. Not sure I would call him Hollywood though

by Anonymousreply 11103/13/2013

I'm two inches soft,almost seven and fat hard.

by Anonymousreply 11203/14/2013

Did anyone say Jamie Lee Curtis?

by Anonymousreply 11303/14/2013

I think Brad Pitt looks totally fine. WTF is your problem? My guess is 6.5-7inches hard. I like that he keeps a pretty full dark blond bush too.

by Anonymousreply 11403/14/2013

Joe Manganiello, alarmingly small, particularly in comparison to the rest of him.

by Anonymousreply 11503/14/2013

Josh Duhamel

by Anonymousreply 11603/14/2013

I had this trick who had a true nine inch dick. The thing was massive. One time, after we finished fucking, we ended up chatting for a bit while remaining naked. His dick had, of course, shrunk back to its flaccid state (I had never seen it soft!).

It was tiny. Maybe two inches? I started to laugh and he realized why. He just sort of shrugged and said he was a total grower.

by Anonymousreply 11703/14/2013

Daniel Craig looks fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 11803/14/2013

On the other hand, look at that ass!

by Anonymousreply 11903/14/2013

Brad's penis looks fine and I'm fairly sure he was showing off for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 12003/14/2013

Matt LeBlanc has a large penis. A bunch of bullshitters here.

by Anonymousreply 12103/14/2013

I don't know what you crazy fucks think but most guys are around 6 inches. Grow the fuck up!

by Anonymousreply 12203/14/2013

Don't ah look at ah me.

by Anonymousreply 12303/14/2013

I think Brad is even slightly fluffed in those pics, but either way, can't really judge based on one pic. He could grow only a bit or a lot.

by Anonymousreply 12403/14/2013

Justin Timberlake is rumoured to be tee-niney. He is rumoured to be around 4.5 inches erect.

by Anonymousreply 12503/14/2013

Probably Warren Beatty because he's had so much sex its probably tired out,or Edward Norton because he doesn't seem to want any sex.

by Anonymousreply 12603/14/2013

[quote]Axl Rose

Really? He had quite the bulge in those spandex shorts back in the day. Of course, that could've been all balls.

by Anonymousreply 12703/14/2013

Axl Rose was and probably still is, the biggest asshole in town. Who cares about his cock?

by Anonymousreply 12803/14/2013

Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray and Frank Langella have both mentioned their small endowments in interviews.

There's a photo out there of Prince Andrew windsurfing nude in the 80's, his penis looked ridiculously small but to be fair, the water might have been freezing.

by Anonymousreply 12903/15/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 13007/18/2013

Now you know why T. Cruise has to pay for a wife.

by Anonymousreply 13107/19/2013

Sandra Bernhard

by Anonymousreply 13207/19/2013

Hey, R38, what was he like?

by Anonymousreply 13307/19/2013

Debby Boone

by Anonymousreply 13407/20/2013

The twentysomething guy who plays Garret Dillahunt's son on Raising Hope, I bet. Completely flat crotch, even in his tightie-whitey scenes.

by Anonymousreply 13507/20/2013

Not me, I Kick-Ass!

by Anonymousreply 13607/21/2013

R107 Bill Macy did full-frontal for years in the OBC of "Oh! Calcutta," as well as the film version thereof. Obviously not erect, but it looked normal to me.

by Anonymousreply 13707/21/2013

Matthew Morrison has small-dick hands. That I could deal with, but that face? No fuckin' way.

by Anonymousreply 13807/23/2013
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