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This hot, Latino caged meat has Mama''s mussy mewing like a new born kitten!


by Anonymousreply 8701/27/2015

massive fail (tedious)

by Anonymousreply 101/15/2011

If you%E2%80%99re reading this then my looks have probably caught your attention, but my mind is the real sexy where you%E2%80%99ll find your true stimulation. That%E2%80%99s not cocky; it%E2%80%99s just my raw confidence.

Come and get to know me. I%E2%80%99m an ideal romantic, but this ain%E2%80%99t about love, marriage or some mystic connection. I%E2%80%99m just very passionate about enjoying life, all of its beauty, living for today and having a friend to share it with. I%E2%80%99m like that diamond in the rough %E2%80%93 gritting, raw and uncut, but with a shining inner chivalry that%E2%80%99ll touch deep in your heart.


by Anonymousreply 201/15/2011

Ooooh, Momma likey ALOT!

by Anonymousreply 301/15/2011

Marco is Muslim and Pisces, which means he is very crazy.

by Anonymousreply 401/15/2011

Let me guess. He's serving a life sentence for writing bad checks?

by Anonymousreply 501/15/2011

R1 don't you have a bake sale to commandeer, hon?

by Anonymousreply 601/15/2011

Close R5, murder. The 2256 release date makes me think it was more than one person, or perhaps a child.

by Anonymousreply 701/15/2011

I'm strongly attracted to psychopaths.

by Anonymousreply 801/15/2011

I really hate anyone who uses Mama or mussy in a post.%0D Not funny or witty.%0D Just supports the idea that all gay men want to be women.

by Anonymousreply 901/15/2011

r9, Marco's MUSSY holds many untold secrets, as he has been in jail since he was 17!

by Anonymousreply 1001/15/2011

I agree, R9, but I've been told off several times by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious. I think "self-loathing" is the accusation of choice.

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2011

It's satire, move along if it offends.

I see nothing hateful about Momma or her mussy.

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2011

Momma's mussy is LOVE!

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2011

And mama is in luck. He's an admitted chubby chaser!!%0D %0D Now pull up that XXX-large caftan and let Marco work his magic.

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2011

His first draft just said, "yo, bitch yuo gonna show me some pussie ?"

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2011

Hartford Courant article about his crime.

by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2011

Killing 4 people gangland style = not hot.

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2011

[quote] " gritting, raw and uncut"%0D %0D %0D %0D He's uncut--yum!

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2011

Didnt know they Latino thugs in CT!

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2011

Why are you here then R9 and R11? Don't you have some dull as dirt theater gossip to share on another thread?

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2011

Damn right, R19. Muffy and Buffy aren't the only thugs in Greenwich.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2011

I love these writeaprisoner threads. I especially like how people (r16) google their names to read up on what they did to get thrown in the big house.

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2011

Screw Marco. Michael is hot, gay and not a murderer!

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2011

Printing directions to Marco's facility and prelubing as I type!

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2011

Damn! Michael IS hot!

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2011

How did you guys miss this hunk? 21 yr old bodybuilder -- into guys. And his birthday is coming up, there's a link on top of his profile to send him a B-day card. Cute.

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2011

R11's mussy is as DRY as a box of DUST MITES.

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2011

The guy in r23's link is hot, but I would nevah get involved with a prisoner. Their is a reason why he's behind bars.

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2011

Did you note that one of sections under their profiles is "HAS POETRY" y/n.

Mama's mussy Marco not fussy If she's richie He make it messy.

by Anonymousreply 2901/15/2011

R11's mussy still has a week old tampon in there.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3001/15/2011

Ugh, such gutter talk.

by Anonymousreply 3101/15/2011

[quote] "I agree, [R9], but I've been told off [bold]several times[/bold] by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious.

And yet these dreary homebound KAH-[italic]weeeeeeeeens, [/italic] like lemmings, still insist on posting on threads they profess to dislike.

Strange, non?

by Anonymousreply 3201/15/2011

R11's mussy is ROUGHER than BRAIDED TWINE, and about as LUMPY with HEMORRHOIDS.

by Anonymousreply 3301/15/2011

I don't find the phrase "momma's mussy" particularly funny in and of itself, but some of the descriptions are hilarious.

Apparently, her mussy was "twitching like a rat's nose."

Too funny.

by Anonymousreply 3401/15/2011

Ironically, these are the probably hottest guys you would find on any online dating service.

by Anonymousreply 3501/15/2011

[quote]Michael is hot, gay and not a murderer!%0D %0D Why do you say he's gay, R23?

by Anonymousreply 3601/15/2011

or..."writing-service"...or whatever it is.

by Anonymousreply 3701/15/2011

R9's mussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 3809/18/2011

Gay dudes who keep perpetuating the notion that samesex oriented men identify with women or feminine things are an embarrassment to mainstream gay/bi dudes who try to educate society that being gay is not the same as having a gender disorder.

by Anonymousreply 3909/18/2011

Be careful. Prisoners will say they are gay, bi, or heteroflexible just to take advantage or victimize gay/bi dudes. They will likewise say anything to victimize women. Not all of them, but enough of them. Be careful.

by Anonymousreply 4009/18/2011

Goodlooking bisexual dude

by Anonymousreply 4109/18/2011

multiracial bi stud

by Anonymousreply 4209/18/2011

This Hispanic Christian believer recently came out about being bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 4309/18/2011

talk about hot HOMOTHUG

by Anonymousreply 4409/18/2011

R40, don't you have some dusting to do, dear?

by Anonymousreply 4509/18/2011

So cleancut and goodlooking.

by Anonymousreply 4609/18/2011

Oh dear. Those shorts are so unflattering. They'd fit Chaz Bono.


by Anonymousreply 4709/18/2011

Ummm, cunt45, Lulu is right. Be careful, these guys who say they're bi are looking to rip off gay men. "Bi" means they're not above raping someone in prison.

But pictures are harmless.

by Anonymousreply 4809/18/2011

What do we think of 24 year old gay Vlad from teh Ukraine, who's incarcerated in Oregon?


by Anonymousreply 4909/18/2011

Cutie Chris!

by Anonymousreply 5009/18/2011

[italic]It's satire[/italic]

Try getting a dictionary, hon.

by Anonymousreply 5109/18/2011

Clad is in for sodomy and rape

by Anonymousreply 5209/18/2011

These guys are hot to look at and sure, corresponding with them might lead to some good j/o material. But anyone who is naive enough to fall for their hang dog "I made a mistake and am now looking for someone who will give me a chance" schtick deserves to be taken advantage of. These guys are the bottom rung of society and many of them will return to their old habits as soon as they get out. Did anyone notice some of the terms? 10 years? 15 years? You don't get those kinds of terms for a drunken scuffle outside a bar or a baggy of pot.

by Anonymousreply 5309/18/2011

WHO are all these dimbulbs KAH-[italic]weeeeeeens[/italic] in here presuming to "educate" us that some of these hot, [italic]incarcerated [/italic]CONVICTS just might not be paragons of truth and integrity? DUH!!!

We KNOW that!!

Time for all you school marms to skeddadle and allow those of us who appreciate hot tatted cagemeat to do so unfettered.

by Anonymousreply 5409/19/2011

Boy, there are a lot of newbies in here, hunh?

by Anonymousreply 5509/19/2011

R53 never gets invited to parties but just can't figure out why.

by Anonymousreply 5609/19/2011

Well said, R53. Thank you for being such a voice of reason here. I was just about to send one of these criminals my personal address, bank account info and social security number, then I read your post. Really made me think!

by Anonymousreply 5709/19/2011

Ease up on R53. He's new here and is not acquainted with Mama and her insatiable desire for caged meat.

by Anonymousreply 5809/19/2011

OMG...Vlad is in prison for sodomy, sexual abuse, and rape! Holy shit! And he's only 24! That's pretty scary. He's a total sociopath. Yet on DL, he's a sex symbol!

by Anonymousreply 5909/19/2011

R54/R56 = rapists that haven't been caught yet.

by Anonymousreply 6009/19/2011

R57= thinks he's witty, but really he's just a moronic queen with a rape fetish.

by Anonymousreply 6109/19/2011

And Vlad's earliest release date is in 32 YEARS. Wow. Now that's a true sicko.

by Anonymousreply 6209/19/2011

Holy shit...Vlad was convicted of raping and sodomizing an eight year old girl. He had been sexually molesting her since she was five.

by Anonymousreply 6309/19/2011

R61 = bitter and feeling left out, because HE'S never been raped.

by Anonymousreply 6409/20/2011

R63, if you read the comments at the bottom of your link, most of them seem to be in support of Vlad. Some are even saying he was framed.

Incidentally, why would a self-proclaimed "very openly gay Ukrainian" rape an 8 year old girl?

Doesn't make sense.

Some comments are accusing his aunt who ran the daycare, of setting him up.

by Anonymousreply 6509/20/2011

I remember Mama.

by Anonymousreply 6607/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 6712/21/2012

Does anyone ever use "mussy" in speaking? I have been gay my whole life and had never heard it before DL. I have been wanting to ask this for years.

by Anonymousreply 6812/21/2012

R68 You must be new to DL, right?

It was probably a misspelling the first time. It becomes its own meme when someone spells a word wrong, especially if it's kind of funny.

Cake was misspelled "cak" once about 10 years ago and bitches STILL post about cak all the time.

It's satirical - some like it, some don't.

by Anonymousreply 6912/21/2012

No, not new, just likely missed the thread where it happened. I have no real opinion of it, I just wanted to know if it was a DL thing only. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 7012/21/2012

R70, nobody uses the word "mussy." It's an in-joke on DL only because the same troll who penned all of the awful "Noodles" threads started using it once to describe a fictitious anus that self-lubricates.

by Anonymousreply 7112/21/2012

R71 is correct. Mussy (male pussy) is a DL specific meme for a self lubricating anus. Mama is male, not female as some newbies have erroneously assumed.

by Anonymousreply 7212/21/2012

Yes, it's true. No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!

by Anonymousreply 7312/21/2012

We know the person at 3:33 of this video is a Data Lounger, because no human on the face of the earth other than us would ever use the word "mussy." I say this with confidence, so it must be true!

by Anonymousreply 7412/21/2012

[quote]No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!

OMG one idiot used it in a phrase that was quoted on Urban Dictionary nine years ago, so it MUST be a term in common parlance!!

by Anonymousreply 7512/21/2012

Post more hot Latin prisoners

by Anonymousreply 7612/21/2012


by Anonymousreply 7712/24/2012

Mussy should be an illegal word. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 7812/29/2012

can the anus self-lubricate?

by Anonymousreply 7901/05/2013

Well, what do you prefer, r78? Boi-pussy? Mangyna? Vaguyna?

by Anonymousreply 8001/05/2013

Man hole, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 8101/05/2013

Dudepussy sounds more masculine.

by Anonymousreply 8201/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 8310/05/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 8410/05/2013

ban the word Mussy, please

by Anonymousreply 8511/09/2013

Hmmmmmmm so much for

by Anonymousreply 8611/11/2013

more dudes!

by Anonymousreply 8701/27/2015
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