This hot, Latino caged meat has Mama''s mussy mewing like a new born kitten!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/27/2015|
massive fail (tedious)
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/15/2011|
If you%E2%80%99re reading this then my looks have probably caught your attention, but my mind is the real sexy where you%E2%80%99ll find your true stimulation. That%E2%80%99s not cocky; it%E2%80%99s just my raw confidence.
Come and get to know me. I%E2%80%99m an ideal romantic, but this ain%E2%80%99t about love, marriage or some mystic connection. I%E2%80%99m just very passionate about enjoying life, all of its beauty, living for today and having a friend to share it with. I%E2%80%99m like that diamond in the rough %E2%80%93 gritting, raw and uncut, but with a shining inner chivalry that%E2%80%99ll touch deep in your heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/15/2011|
Ooooh, Momma likey ALOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/15/2011|
Marco is Muslim and Pisces, which means he is very crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/15/2011|
Let me guess. He's serving a life sentence for writing bad checks?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/15/2011|
R1 don't you have a bake sale to commandeer, hon?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/15/2011|
Close R5, murder. The 2256 release date makes me think it was more than one person, or perhaps a child.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/15/2011|
I'm strongly attracted to psychopaths.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/15/2011|
I really hate anyone who uses Mama or mussy in a post.%0D Not funny or witty.%0D Just supports the idea that all gay men want to be women.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/15/2011|
r9, Marco's MUSSY holds many untold secrets, as he has been in jail since he was 17!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/15/2011|
I agree, R9, but I've been told off several times by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious. I think "self-loathing" is the accusation of choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/15/2011|
It's satire, move along if it offends.
I see nothing hateful about Momma or her mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/15/2011|
Momma's mussy is LOVE!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/15/2011|
And mama is in luck. He's an admitted chubby chaser!!%0D %0D Now pull up that XXX-large caftan and let Marco work his magic.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/15/2011|
His first draft just said, "yo, bitch yuo gonna show me some pussie ?"
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/15/2011|
Hartford Courant article about his crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/15/2011|
Killing 4 people gangland style = not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/15/2011|
[quote] " gritting, raw and uncut"%0D %0D %0D %0D He's uncut--yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/15/2011|
Didnt know they Latino thugs in CT!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/15/2011|
Why are you here then R9 and R11? Don't you have some dull as dirt theater gossip to share on another thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/15/2011|
Damn right, R19. Muffy and Buffy aren't the only thugs in Greenwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/15/2011|
I love these writeaprisoner threads. I especially like how people (r16) google their names to read up on what they did to get thrown in the big house.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/15/2011|
Screw Marco. Michael is hot, gay and not a murderer!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/15/2011|
Printing directions to Marco's facility and prelubing as I type!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/15/2011|
Damn! Michael IS hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/15/2011|
How did you guys miss this hunk? 21 yr old bodybuilder -- into guys. And his birthday is coming up, there's a link on top of his profile to send him a B-day card. Cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/15/2011|
R11's mussy is as DRY as a box of DUST MITES.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/15/2011|
The guy in r23's link is hot, but I would nevah get involved with a prisoner. Their is a reason why he's behind bars.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/15/2011|
Did you note that one of sections under their profiles is "HAS POETRY" y/n.
Mama's mussy Marco not fussy If she's richie He make it messy.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/15/2011|
R11's mussy still has a week old tampon in there.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/15/2011|
Ugh, such gutter talk.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/15/2011|
[quote] "I agree, [R9], but I've been told off [bold]several times[/bold] by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious.
And yet these dreary homebound KAH-[italic]weeeeeeeeens, [/italic] like lemmings, still insist on posting on threads they profess to dislike.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/15/2011|
R11's mussy is ROUGHER than BRAIDED TWINE, and about as LUMPY with HEMORRHOIDS.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/15/2011|
I don't find the phrase "momma's mussy" particularly funny in and of itself, but some of the descriptions are hilarious.
Apparently, her mussy was "twitching like a rat's nose."
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/15/2011|
Ironically, these are the probably hottest guys you would find on any online dating service.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/15/2011|
[quote]Michael is hot, gay and not a murderer!%0D %0D Why do you say he's gay, R23?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/15/2011|
or..."writing-service"...or whatever it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/15/2011|
R9's mussy stinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/18/2011|
Gay dudes who keep perpetuating the notion that samesex oriented men identify with women or feminine things are an embarrassment to mainstream gay/bi dudes who try to educate society that being gay is not the same as having a gender disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/18/2011|
Be careful. Prisoners will say they are gay, bi, or heteroflexible just to take advantage or victimize gay/bi dudes. They will likewise say anything to victimize women. Not all of them, but enough of them. Be careful.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/18/2011|
Goodlooking bisexual dude
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/18/2011|
multiracial bi stud
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/18/2011|
This Hispanic Christian believer recently came out about being bisexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/18/2011|
talk about hot HOMOTHUG
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/18/2011|
R40, don't you have some dusting to do, dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/18/2011|
So cleancut and goodlooking.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/18/2011|
Oh dear. Those shorts are so unflattering. They'd fit Chaz Bono.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/18/2011|
Ummm, cunt45, Lulu is right. Be careful, these guys who say they're bi are looking to rip off gay men. "Bi" means they're not above raping someone in prison.
But pictures are harmless.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/18/2011|
What do we think of 24 year old gay Vlad from teh Ukraine, who's incarcerated in Oregon?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/18/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/18/2011|
Try getting a dictionary, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/18/2011|
Clad is in for sodomy and rape
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/18/2011|
These guys are hot to look at and sure, corresponding with them might lead to some good j/o material. But anyone who is naive enough to fall for their hang dog "I made a mistake and am now looking for someone who will give me a chance" schtick deserves to be taken advantage of. These guys are the bottom rung of society and many of them will return to their old habits as soon as they get out. Did anyone notice some of the terms? 10 years? 15 years? You don't get those kinds of terms for a drunken scuffle outside a bar or a baggy of pot.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/18/2011|
WHO are all these dimbulbs KAH-[italic]weeeeeeens[/italic] in here presuming to "educate" us that some of these hot, [italic]incarcerated [/italic]CONVICTS just might not be paragons of truth and integrity? DUH!!!
We KNOW that!!
Time for all you school marms to skeddadle and allow those of us who appreciate hot tatted cagemeat to do so unfettered.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/19/2011|
Boy, there are a lot of newbies in here, hunh?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/19/2011|
R53 never gets invited to parties but just can't figure out why.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/19/2011|
Well said, R53. Thank you for being such a voice of reason here. I was just about to send one of these criminals my personal address, bank account info and social security number, then I read your post. Really made me think!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/19/2011|
Ease up on R53. He's new here and is not acquainted with Mama and her insatiable desire for caged meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/19/2011|
OMG...Vlad is in prison for sodomy, sexual abuse, and rape! Holy shit! And he's only 24! That's pretty scary. He's a total sociopath. Yet on DL, he's a sex symbol!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/19/2011|
R54/R56 = rapists that haven't been caught yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/19/2011|
R57= thinks he's witty, but really he's just a moronic queen with a rape fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/19/2011|
And Vlad's earliest release date is in 32 YEARS. Wow. Now that's a true sicko.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/19/2011|
Holy shit...Vlad was convicted of raping and sodomizing an eight year old girl. He had been sexually molesting her since she was five.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/19/2011|
R61 = bitter and feeling left out, because HE'S never been raped.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/20/2011|
R63, if you read the comments at the bottom of your link, most of them seem to be in support of Vlad. Some are even saying he was framed.
Incidentally, why would a self-proclaimed "very openly gay Ukrainian" rape an 8 year old girl?
Doesn't make sense.
Some comments are accusing his aunt who ran the daycare, of setting him up.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/20/2011|
I remember Mama.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/16/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/21/2012|
Does anyone ever use "mussy" in speaking? I have been gay my whole life and had never heard it before DL. I have been wanting to ask this for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/21/2012|
R68 You must be new to DL, right?
It was probably a misspelling the first time. It becomes its own meme when someone spells a word wrong, especially if it's kind of funny.
Cake was misspelled "cak" once about 10 years ago and bitches STILL post about cak all the time.
It's satirical - some like it, some don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/21/2012|
No, not new, just likely missed the thread where it happened. I have no real opinion of it, I just wanted to know if it was a DL thing only. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/21/2012|
R70, nobody uses the word "mussy." It's an in-joke on DL only because the same troll who penned all of the awful "Noodles" threads started using it once to describe a fictitious anus that self-lubricates.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/21/2012|
R71 is correct. Mussy (male pussy) is a DL specific meme for a self lubricating anus. Mama is male, not female as some newbies have erroneously assumed.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/21/2012|
Yes, it's true. No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/21/2012|
We know the person at 3:33 of this video is a Data Lounger, because no human on the face of the earth other than us would ever use the word "mussy." I say this with confidence, so it must be true!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/21/2012|
[quote]No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!
OMG one idiot used it in a phrase that was quoted on Urban Dictionary nine years ago, so it MUST be a term in common parlance!!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/21/2012|
Post more hot Latin prisoners
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/21/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/24/2012|
Mussy should be an illegal word. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/29/2012|
can the anus self-lubricate?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/05/2013|
Well, what do you prefer, r78? Boi-pussy? Mangyna? Vaguyna?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/05/2013|
Man hole, thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/05/2013|
Dudepussy sounds more masculine.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/05/2013|
[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/05/2013|
ban the word Mussy, please
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/09/2013|
Hmmmmmmm so much for petfinder.com
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/27/2015|