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Geez, the street hustler trade have become very demanding these days.

On a lark I stopped by an ABS on my way home from running some errands. Had to go to the pharmacy, and it's right around the corner. I met a piece of hot thuggish trade there, my favorite type, and we went into adjoining booths. Before I could even open my mouth for BIZ-NESS, he slams both his palms against the divider window four times, and then screams at me "40 BUCKS." I thought it was etiqutte to not demand money and then to do if after the deed. I slipped the cash thru the window, and enjoyed all he had to offer. BTW, if he charges by the inch, then I was paying $5 for every inch. %0D %0D %0D His aggressiveness startled me. I used to pick these guys up regularly. A situation in my life has prevented me from getting the chance to do this very often. It's been two years since my last huster trick, and I don't ever recall them being this demanding.

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2012

What services did he perform for the $40? This intrigues me and it is titillating as well.

by Anonymousreply 101/14/2011

[quote] titillating


by Anonymousreply 201/14/2011

OP, please share more. Your account of the others -- those that seem less than human -- fascinates me.

by Anonymousreply 301/14/2011

I don't understand how this works. There's a window between two viewing booths? Doe he come into your booth? How do you deal with the nacreous layer of permacum and the pervasive odor of disinfectant?

by Anonymousreply 401/14/2011

OP, did you lose your legs in a foreign war of aggression so that you are the proper height (ADHA standards pending) to perform fellatio upon these gentlemen?

I'm just saying that if you are not up to code yourself, your server may rush you along so that City Code Enforcement Officers don't give you a hassle.

btw, you were to counter with $5 and it's not his fault you have no bargaining instinct.

by Anonymousreply 501/14/2011

Extremely Sensitive Tale, OP.


by Anonymousreply 601/14/2011

You're beyond tiresome,r6.

by Anonymousreply 701/14/2011

This So Happened!

by Anonymousreply 801/14/2011

Another thread by the Adult Booth Store/Hung Latino troll. He starts one about once a week, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 901/14/2011

I'm not sure paying to suck someone off in a booth can be equated with "picking them up."

by Anonymousreply 1001/15/2011

Yes. But was he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 1101/15/2011

OP, I'm telling your blatino husbear all about this!

by Anonymousreply 1201/15/2011

Which ABS, OP?

LOVE Latino thug cock.

by Anonymousreply 1301/15/2011

its aleways been that way. the colords are all about getting money from the whites and they will do pretty much anything for it.

by Anonymousreply 1401/15/2011

"its aleways been that way. the colords are all about getting money from the whites and they will do pretty much anything for it"

Written by someone who should have invested in "Hooked On Phonics" rather hookers.

by Anonymousreply 1501/15/2011


by Anonymousreply 1601/15/2011

Was this hustler the kid who played the paperboy in "Better Off Dead"?

by Anonymousreply 1701/15/2011

[quote]I don't ever recall them being this demanding.

It happened once with one guy. Why would you assume that every street hustler thug is going to act the same way?

You are besmirching the good name of all the rest of the street hustlers when you do this!! Jeez.

Now, if it keeps happening, over and over again, with various thugs, well then you have a trend. At that point you would be justified in concluding that perhaps they got together and changed the rules of street hustling while you weren't paying attention.

THEN you should complain.

by Anonymousreply 1801/15/2011

or a "Latrenda".

by Anonymousreply 1901/15/2011

And the hustling thing has gone digital--several times in the last couple of months I have been solicited by guys on Manhunt Chat who want to charge for stripping and do cam2cam sex for money. I tell them to fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 2001/15/2011

[quote]Another thread by the Adult Booth Store/Hung Latino troll. He starts one about once a week, it seems.%0D %0D Let's compare it to the fascinating threads you started this week. Links please.

by Anonymousreply 2101/15/2011

[quote]I have been solicited by guys on Manhunt Chat who want to charge for stripping and do cam2cam sex for money. I tell them to fuck off.%0D %0D Don't you have a PayPal account?

by Anonymousreply 2201/15/2011

Shut up Noodles.

by Anonymousreply 2301/15/2011

You picked him out because he looked thuggish and then you were appalled by his manners.

by Anonymousreply 2401/15/2011

OP must not be very attractive if he has to pay some piece of street trash 40 bucks just to be on the giving end of a head job.

by Anonymousreply 2501/15/2011

Thug or no thug, trade needs to understand it's dealing with ladies.

by Anonymousreply 2601/15/2011

In this economy, the market is flooded. Try $20.

by Anonymousreply 2701/15/2011

Perhaps $5 was for DA SUCK JOB, and $35 the TIP?

by Anonymousreply 2801/15/2011

Hey, he allowed you to suck him off for $40. Sounds like he works reel cheepo!

by Anonymousreply 2901/15/2011

[quote]In this economy, the market is flooded.

New York is swamped in thug cum? It sure beats The Day After.

by Anonymousreply 3001/15/2011

I've NEVER paid more than $20.

by Anonymousreply 3101/15/2011

You are a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 3201/15/2011

[quote]I've NEVER paid more than $20.

Momma would be proud.

by Anonymousreply 3301/15/2011

[quote] I've NEVER paid more than $20

And I'm sure the munchkins were thrilled.

by Anonymousreply 3401/15/2011

Nowhere in OP's tale did he indicate that the hustler was of color, yet everybody ASSumed as such. There are plenty of white thugs out there. This gets an 8/10 for both creativity and eliciting the typical DL responses.

by Anonymousreply 3501/15/2011

Bemoaning the lack of etiquette from a thuggish street hustler in a porn shop? Dear, dear. I hope you didn't get any of his cum on your caftan.

by Anonymousreply 3601/15/2011

Ewww, nasty!

by Anonymousreply 3701/15/2011

oh bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 3801/15/2011

OP maybe in the past two years you have aged suddenly and harshly and the poor hustler thought you were a creepy old troll straight out from under the bridge.

by Anonymousreply 3901/15/2011

$40.00? That's like, what- a gallon of milk in Manhattan?

by Anonymousreply 4001/15/2011


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