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I''m having the time of my life at my new gym.

I joined two weeks ago, and have hooked up with five different guys so far. At the location I go to, just before closing is best. There's less traffic, but there's still hot guys around. %0D %0D %0D I think I'm been on the gym floor exactly twice, the first two days after I joined. I wanted the management to see me attempting to work out so that they wouldn't think I jointed just to cruise the locker room, which of course is exactly WHY I joined. After day 3, just screw it. I arrive, get undressed and head right for the sauna. That's my MO.%0D %0D %0D The place was dead tonight. A hot Asian twink and I locked eyes. He was very shy and he didn't want to fool around in the sauna. Madness! I'll break him of that habit soon enough LOL. Cut to 20 mins later, and we're in his apt. around the block with his legs in the air taking every inch of my cock.%0D %0D %0D I just love working out LMAO!!

by Anonymousreply 6801/25/2014


by Anonymousreply 201/07/2011

We often expect r1 to be tacky, but this r1 is perfectly suited for FF flagging.

by Anonymousreply 301/07/2011

Oh come on, R3. Was I supposed to do some cutesy EST comment?%0D %0D This OP, troll that he is, is proclaiming to be a complete and total whore. I don't think my comment was that far off in left field.

by Anonymousreply 401/07/2011

Every Sauna Trick has his rules...I'm not surprised the Asian twink wanted to take you home.

by Anonymousreply 501/07/2011

Is this in New York, OP?

by Anonymousreply 601/07/2011

I didn't know John Travolta posted at the datalounge.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 701/07/2011

[quote]I don't think my comment was that far off in left field.%0D %0D %0D You're not only nasty, r4, you're more stupid than someone having fun with starting a silly thread.%0D %0D Wishing AIDS for anyone rates an FF flagging.

by Anonymousreply 801/07/2011

Got to be NYSC.

by Anonymousreply 901/07/2011

Fuck off and die r8.%0D %0D OP, you are why so many of my straight friends are uncomfortable with my lifestyle. It's diseased assholes like you that ruin it for the good ones.

by Anonymousreply 1001/07/2011

It's more than likely, r10, that your friends are not uncomfortable with your so-called "lifestyle" as much as they're uncomfortable with your nasty attitude.

by Anonymousreply 1101/07/2011

Do they have a Mussy-Master at your gym?

by Anonymousreply 1201/07/2011

R1,4,10 -- you are evil. Please die now and spare us.

by Anonymousreply 1301/07/2011

r13 has AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 1401/07/2011

OP - why do you keep posting your fantasies here? Every couple of weeks you post some bullshit story that nobody else would think of posting.

You need help - seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1501/07/2011

Does anyone actually workout anymore?

by Anonymousreply 1601/07/2011

And everyone else who sees you is scared to death.

by Anonymousreply 1701/07/2011

What gym OP? What city?

Whether you participate or not most every gym has some action of this type.

by Anonymousreply 1801/08/2011

Evil I can tell it's a troll.

by Anonymousreply 1901/08/2011

The fiction writing on Datalounge has always been good. But OP is one of the best! Keep writing. You'll get something published soon!

by Anonymousreply 2001/08/2011

trollin' trollin' trollin'

by Anonymousreply 2101/08/2011

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 2201/08/2011

[quote]Wishing AIDS for anyone rates an FF flagging.

Why? I hear people hoping other people would die in grease fires, for crying out loud, and no one yells F&F about that.

by Anonymousreply 2301/08/2011

R23 - it hits too close to home for most of the posters here - if you know whatI'm saying...

by Anonymousreply 2401/08/2011

"Got to be NYSC."%0D %0D Really? No wonder 95% of the guys who go there carry their bag around the gym without stepping in the locker room.

by Anonymousreply 2501/08/2011

Exactly r25. And you wonder why so many straights have notions about our community. Can you blame them?

by Anonymousreply 2601/08/2011

Not just straights, R26. I am in and out of the locker room very quickly because of the leering. During the summer months, I don't even enter it.

by Anonymousreply 2701/08/2011

OP is Snooki's ghost writer.

by Anonymousreply 2801/08/2011

r27, what kind of gay guy are you? Seriously, for me one of the best parts of being gay is the cruising. How can you call yourself a gay man and not enjoy that aspect of being gay?

by Anonymousreply 2901/08/2011

r10 must be a real BLAST at parties.

by Anonymousreply 3001/08/2011

R1 here. I hope all you bitches know that I am reveling in the chaos of this thread.%0D %0D Sauna whores deserve AIDS!!!%0D %0D Long live me!

by Anonymousreply 3101/08/2011

"hot Asian " No such thing!

by Anonymousreply 3201/08/2011

Fiction = never working out and claiming copious amounts of piggish sex with those who do.

by Anonymousreply 3301/08/2011

Isn't there a casserole you should be serving, r33?

by Anonymousreply 3401/08/2011

Die in a grease fire, r23.

by Anonymousreply 3501/08/2011

Vida in DC.

by Anonymousreply 3601/08/2011

You are a filthy whore, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3701/08/2011

What's with all the frustrated screenwriters on DL lately?

by Anonymousreply 3801/08/2011

Hatemongers like Fred Phelps and James Dobson are no different from the hate-monger at r1 - r4 and r31. F&F for all haters.

by Anonymousreply 3901/08/2011

I remarkable thing happened tonight. I was involved in my first circle jerk. There was a lot of people cruising the shower area tonight. I guess the rotten weather here in NYC kept people from going out. Anyhoo, five of us jerked off together. It was great. Then me and one of the other guys went off by ourselves. We went into one of the shower stalls together. He was hard again so I sucked him off. %0D %0D %0D I have an idea. How about I use this thread as a blog to list my sexcapades? This way you bitches can live vicuriously through me. What do you say?

by Anonymousreply 4001/08/2011

[quote]What do you say?

by Anonymousreply 4101/08/2011

r33, 5 people in two weeks isn't exactly a copious amount.

There is not one remarkable thing about the original post. These things happen every day across the country; what is so hard to believe?

And wishing AIDS on anyone, r1, shows a level of depravity far worse than anything the OP has done.

by Anonymousreply 4201/08/2011

THIS is why we do the towel dance in at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 4301/08/2011

Name the gym, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4401/08/2011

Does anyone...still wear...a hat...?

by Anonymousreply 4501/08/2011

>>"hot Asian " No such thing!%0D %0D I find this more offensive than "die of AIDS."%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4601/08/2011

I want the name of the gym as well.

by Anonymousreply 4701/09/2011

Joe showers at the gym

by Anonymousreply 4801/24/2011

Soapy Joe Canoli

by Anonymousreply 4901/24/2011

You should shower with a friend.

by Anonymousreply 5001/24/2011

Was there passion in your eyes

with no way you could disguise it


Did you take each other's hand

'cause you seemed to understand

the urgency?

by Anonymousreply 5101/24/2011

How are your workouts going OP. Any more sessions with the Asian twink?

by Anonymousreply 5201/31/2011


by Anonymousreply 5301/31/2011

OP and his gym hookups are all middle-aged fatties. They're the only ones who talk like this, and the only ones likely to show up at closing time looking for shower dregs.

by Anonymousreply 5401/31/2011

Gym guy

by Anonymousreply 5511/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 5611/12/2012

[quote] I hear people hoping other people would die in grease fires,

Why a grease fire and not just a fire? What's the difference?

by Anonymousreply 5711/12/2012

Jeezus! Who let these people in here? That one guy is seriously disturbed - he likely had a clown-type experience in a gym once.

by Anonymousreply 5811/12/2012

I doubt OP is much to look at.

by Anonymousreply 5911/12/2012

"OP and his gym hookups are all middle-aged fatties. "

I had a brief moment in time a few years ago when I would hook up in the steam room every so often. and the guys were definitely*not* middle age fatties. (this was the NYSC that used to be on 35th and 6th Ave in an apartment building).

saw and wanked with quite a few hotties. i even ended up in the shower with the married president of the ad agency i worked at back then. *that* certainly led to some very fun escapades.

ahhh...the memories....

by Anonymousreply 6011/12/2012

We could maaaaake-belieeeeeve...

by Anonymousreply 6111/12/2012

This is all so silly.

by Anonymousreply 6211/12/2012

Datalounge "Primetimers" is an old ladies club. The only people that still post here is the webmaster and some shut ins.

by Anonymousreply 6311/12/2012

Ah there's fine piece of mind in pretending! Couldn't you, couldn't I, couldn't weeeee....?

by Anonymousreply 6411/12/2012

Vigorous intercourse can be an excellent source of aerobic exercise!

by Anonymousreply 6511/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 6611/12/2012

I love those vintage photos

by Anonymousreply 6711/12/2012


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